Thread 723870525

You can only pick one.
They're both based as fuck but only one of them can be /ourguy/

Who's it gonna be /v/?

>>723870525 (OP)
No idea who right is and Asmong is borderline retarded.

Synth is official ourguy

Synthethic Man is the best

>>723870525 (OP)
Asmond is a fucking glow-op. Synth is right but is a massive fucking spaztic about it.

Asmon said Baldur's Gate 3 is not woke and anyone who says it is is a retard.
He also is a Trump dickrider despite Trump sucking Israel's dick at every given opportunity.

>>723870525 (OP)
Synth.
Asmond is too popular and not autistic enough.

A choice between the dude from The Fly and what I imagine is some guy who follows gossip like a middle-aged woman?

>>723870525 (OP)
I have no idea who either of these people are. Do I need to be one of those mentally ill always online people to know them or something?

>>723870721
Jeff Goldblum?

>>723870525 (OP)
Anyone who knows who he is but doesn't pick Synthler is subhuman.

I'm going to kill every single moderator and janny on /v/

>>723870525 (OP)
Faggot or faggot who actually sucks cocks. A hard decision

>>723870761
idk his name the bug ass dude

media paid shill vs guy with brain damage

>>723870525 (OP)
Synth is not controlled opposition
>>723870643
This. Asmon is suspiciously popular like leading moths to the flame.

Synthetic man sucked that dildo so

Asmongold and Hasan work for the same talent agency and have sanctioned use of one another's channels. When boomers warn you about manufactured competition this is what they were talking about.

man made synthetic penis enjoyer

>>723870525 (OP)
I remember when streamers and let's players got started and this board collectively agreed it was cuck-shit to watch other people play video games instead of doing it yourself.

A TOAST

TO JANNY
FOR BEING A STUPID NIGGER THAT BABYSITS THREADS LIKE THESE

Has baldy had a good opinion on video games? Like an actual opinion on the state of it not just "me need women sexy" "me want be big burly guy" talking points he brings up every week.

>retard who can't clean his room vs incel loser who just cries about everything like a girl

You like either you are a massive faggot and need to finish highschool.

>>723871031
Yeah but he never sucked a dildo while watching futa porn.

Doesn't the guy on the right literally suck dildos for fun?

>>723871108
>>723871130
Like on stream?

>>723870525 (OP)
Synth

>>723870579
Both are retarded spergs one worse than the other, it's just one of them has access to normie hoard.

so this is relevant to video games how?

>>723871130
That wasn't him, faceblind autistic. You can watch the faggots other videos and see its not him.
Althougheverbeit he is a faggot for liking futanari

who the fuck is on the right

This is off topic

>>723871237
Coby you're approaching your 40's you need to do more than suck dildos.

>>723870525 (OP)
Asmon is honest and funny. Synth is just whiny and annoying. All he does is complain and pander to 4chan. He seems like a fucking douchebag too. Asmongold is the clear choice to me.

when did ecelebs become such cancer? i remember the days where they would just play fucking games and int with corki

>>723870525 (OP)
Right sucks dicks.
Left lives in Ganges-tier filth

>>723870525 (OP)
Asmon is unironically my role model

god the mods are so fucking useless

>>723871392
Damn that's tough, both sound like ideal candidates for the /ourguy/ title.

Dunno who right is so Asmon

You are literally a troon if you dislike Synth.

>>723870525 (OP)
>They're both based as fuck
they're both dipshits

Israel won.

>>723871941
Yep. Picrel is Synthler's biggest hater, the jokes write themselves

>>723871941
>you are a Troon of you don't like a homofag that literally sucks dick on camera
kek, the celeb cult shit is getting out there

>>723871031
He says current day writing for wow is shit and not meant for men or fans of warcraft.

>>723870525 (OP)
Asmongold is based retard cavemen. Synth is a cringe pedophile incel who lives in his mother's basement.

>>723870525 (OP)
I dunno who the right is.

>>723871338
IS THAT A?!

>>723870525 (OP)
who the fuck is the other guy

I dont need "a guy" whos opinions I can parrot.

Don't know the guy on the right but everything I know about Asmongold nakes him sound positively subhuman.

>>723872329
a what?

>Who's it gonna be /v/?
you coulda made it less obvious, cmon

>>723872587
a delicious donut

>>723872587
Oh no...

>>723872424
Asmongold

>>723870525 (OP)
Pick one for what? For me to poop on? Iunno balding beanie boy looks he'd enjoy eating my logs so him I guess.
>>723872587
Moar

>>723872587
sex

I have an actual dad, so neither.

>>723870525 (OP)
I'd choose literally anyone else over the guy who murdered his own mother in cold blood.

>>723870525 (OP)
Right is a meme spouting imbecile who bases his entire personality off the negativity he finds on the internet. Regurgitates buzzwords and all.

>>723870525 (OP)
No idea who right is, so gotta go with Asmon

>>723873216
That isn't what killed her oddly enough.
It was being a 70 year old chain smoker that did and all the fucked up lungs it comes with. The barbeque pretty much did nothing.

right literally pays patreon money to gay ren'py games where you get fucked in the ass
left is shit at video games but at least has okay opinions from time to time

of course i'm choosing asmon

>Deleting my pony posts but not the thread
good one faggot janny

>>723870525 (OP)
synthetic man is real. Asmongold is literally a grifter. An act man if you will