Thread 723876142

SHAVE BOY
We must be buttery smooth men.

Holy shit is that Quan Chi?

my jawline and voice are all I got going for me, other than that I'm a manlet wristlet musclelet moneylet friendlet gflet

Men without bear arent real men. Why would you want to look like a woman?

every time I do a clean shave i give myself a hitler stache first

>>723876170
always was

>>723876142 (OP)
better man posts don't get better than this
i will shave rn thank you op

>>723876424
You're a twink lmao

>>723876142 (OP)
ok.. d..do we shave down there as well or just the face?

>>723876424
I like beards, but unfortunately i was born handsome so it's advantageous to shave.

>>723876424
my beard smells like sebum and it retains OIL

>>723876170
>telestomps
>rips leg off
>beats you with it
What a g

>>723876424
we must get bears men

>>723876687
but it's literally never itchy. what kind of dnalet stubble are you rocking?

>>723876687
>facial hair
>itchy
Never had this problem. Although if you irritate the skin for whatever reason I'd imagine maybe it'll start to itch?

>>723876142 (OP)
He looks fucking terrifying when shaved. Like some prison psycho who will shank you for the heck of it.

>>723876142 (OP)
please give gow a american history x treatment, and release him in egypt.

We must be baby faced

>>723876424
fucking chinlet mudslim

>>723876424
The more my facial hair grows out the more gay men start hitting on me in public.

>>723878791
well yeah cause he shaved his damn eyebrows off too. Everyone looks like a schizo when they do that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPLCxOMXgUM
>2 years ago
BOY

I don't know how to shave properly

>>723876424
>Men without bear arent real men.
Where do I get a bear?

I have a chin + jaw cleft so it's better for me to be shaved. Thank you native ancestors...

>>723879674
Start discussing TF2 and eventually one will show up to call you a filthy casual

>>723876424
Beards are for chinless men, its stuffed bras for men, or makeup

>>723876142 (OP)
I keep a stylish stubble, little more than a 5 o'clock shadow.

>>723876424
>>723879674
> ywn have a bear

We need to be bearer

>>723876424
But my beard is patchy as shit and looks like pubic hair. Can't even have a stache because it won't connect in the middle.

>>723876274
Do Naughty Dog not understand how clippers work?

>>723881228
Take the Genghis Khan pill.

>>723876424
How am I meant to get a bear in the UK though? They were driven extinct here millennia ago.

Bears are essentially the same as painting your hair blue
Sings of an better man

rrrrRRAAAAAAAAAARRGGGJHGGGHGGH

>>723880694
russian

>>723876424
If without a bear(d) you look like a woman, I have bad news for you.

>>723876424
>Men without bear arent real men.
I cant refute this.

>>723879362
Damn. That is unfortunate.

>>723876424
I have uneaven Hairgrowth. My left side grows quicker and is more dense. So the best I dould hope is a moustache but It just doesn't suit me because i have quite feminine face.

>>723876424
WE MUST BE BETTER BEARS

>>723882198
>millenial humor
holy fucking cringe, guy made a typo and those idiotic proto trannies shat themselves over it so funny

>>723882574
t.bearlet

>>723882902
>>723882908
thanks for proving me right by posting more retarded cringe you proto redd*tors

>>723879362
this guy is just holding his jaw in a bad position. unironically mewing would fix it

>>723882574
wow what if you know every you know joke wasnt under you know 17 layers of irony you know wouldnt that be you know so funny if you know you know

WE MUST BE BUTTER MEN

>>723876687
>keeping it in the itch zone

>>723883039
*glomps you* SOOO trueee bestie

>>723876687
>itchy
The only problem I've ever had with my facial hair was that sometime stray hair from my mustache would tickle my nose.

>>723881864
>Do Naughty Dog not understand how clippers work?
They're shitlibs. What the fuck do you think? They couldn't figure out doors without a lifetime behind them of using them.

>>723883439
*becomes bacon*

>>723876424
Over the past few years ive had a big beard, I've had a goatee, i've had sideburns, I've been clean shaven, and right now I have a nice thick moustache. The real manly thing is embracing a new facial hair every 6-12 months.

>>723882198
Why does /v/ not produce any OC these days? Not even Pepe and Wojak edits.

>>723880694
>that bear photo on the wall
Cute!

The Romans already established that to be a civilised man, you need to be clean-shaven. Having a beard makes you a savage.

What's with the GoW spam, lately?

>>723885596
Romans also thought small dicks were more aesthetic.

>>723885893
on statues retard