Thread 723878165

I'm tired of remakes

i read that as "I'm tired of females"

>>723878165 (OP)
Is he about to troll people on omegle?

>>723878165 (OP)
the lion ignores his male pattern hair loss

>>723878165 (OP)
is that nigga balding?

I think modern remakes are fine

>>723878274
Well yeah hes a stupid animal

>>723878165 (OP)
What about remasters?

i look like this

>>723878274
real males don't wear toupees, don't have hair transplant, don't take finasteride, don't shave it all off and grow beards to compensate. real men don't care, because they're secure in the fact that appearance don't make the man.

>>723878165 (OP)
>perfectly timeless game gets a remake
for what fucking reason

>>723878274
>>723878358
It's actually the reverse, it a teen lion who is finally growing his mane.

>>723879164
because some of your "timeless" classics are borderline fucking unplayable. i tried to play ninja gaiden black out of interest for the new one and dude its torture and when it's not torture to play its just boring and shitty looking. you don't understand that not everyone is blinded by stupid fuckass boomer nostalgia.

I am a small dog

>>723879164
leopard or a jaguar?

>>723879164
giwtwm

>>723878165 (OP)
then stop buying them?

>>723879164
Timeless games should all get VR ports

i've had a distaste for remakes the moment i saw mario all stars on the snes, fuck ugly soundfont and graphics
hated remakes ever since

>>723878274
>>723878358
kek

>>723879423
anon that's a snow leopard

>>723878165 (OP)
Sensitive young men after turning 22

>>723879330
literal actual skill issue

That's not a problem. There are hundreds of new games that come out every year.

I can't think of any remake that's better than the original. They're all worse or sidegrades at best, aimed at gen z who can't get past old graphics.
Remasters... can be better. Rarely.

Bros I'm about to fucking die not gonna lie
Just had a dental filling and the doc fucked it up so hard there's a pointy bit sticking outward towards my tongue like in picrel
only noticed it when the painkiller started to wear off at home, and that bitch wont see me unless I make an appointment with her but I have to wait 3 months for that shit
goddamnit that thing poking out is the shittiest feeling on earth
just to make my post vidya related, even irl remakes of physical objects are shitty, wish I had my original teeth intact

>>723878165 (OP)
I like Black Mesa, because it's basically just a new Half Life game.
nu-Xen was actually pretty fun too.

>>723882750
Why'd you eat so much candy bitch, brush your teeth

>>723879425
It can be, just buy a pumpkin

>>723878165 (OP)
Then don't play them?
>Noooo I have to!!
Then shut up.

>>723882883
Nigga I ain't even drank one soda ever, it's genetic rng shit

>>723878165 (OP)
Damn. It's like forced trannyfication for lions.

>>723878165 (OP)
i dont think ive played a bad remake yet
dead space was great
re4 was cool
system shock was worth a playthrough

>>723883001
This, I've never had any fillings but I eat sweets constantly. It's just pure genetic luck.

>>723882883
>>723883001
>>723883182
its not sugar that ruins your teeth. its acidity, which a lot of sodas are acidic but so are many other things

>>723878165 (OP)
i did not know lions could grow old enough to go bald

>>723882750
I have 2 teeth killing me with pain. i thought i can tank it but it is too much. i gave up and visited a dentist and he said it is too fucked up we either have to pull them or kill the nerves. It was really embarrassing because my entire mouth is fucked up. And i feel bad paying all that money. especially when i am a neet.

>>723883285
No it's sugar you fucking jewish moron.

>>723883403
in the age of the internet ignorance is a choice

Remakes are our bread and butter. We hate modern games because of all the DEI and nothing is good anymore. Games stopped being good in 2007 or so once we all hit puberty.

>>723879164
they're better than new games. I enjoyed RE4 remake more than 5-8 combined.

>>723883285
ACIDIC QUESTIONS FORCEFULLY THE POWER OF SUGGESTION
THEN WITH THE EYES SHUT LOOKING THROUGH THE RUST AND ROT
>>723883403
would have been funnier if you said acidic jew

>>723878165 (OP)
>im tired of remakes........ except the ones before i was tired, they're good

>>723883001
>umm its genetic that I don't wipe my ass
lmao fuck off

>>723878165 (OP)
What, arent you excited to buy a Playstation 6 and play all the PS4 exclusives again but this time with slightly better performance?

>>723883887
He said he had a filling, he didn't mention turning indian.

>>723882750
Go to a dental urgent care center. Make sure to tell them what happened and get your records earlier so you can sue if necessary.

>>723883629
>acidic jew
missed opportunity baka

>>723878843
Real males take initiative. They get toupees, or a transplant or take finasteride. if they dont like something they take action, whatever that may be to change it. They understand that acceptance is just the passivity of a weak man. A real man defies fate, and ultimately claims his own destiny.

>>723884586
Real men dont care for something so superficial

>>723884773
Real men care about whatever they want to care about, the world is theirs to take.

>>723884773
Real men decide for themselves what is superficial

Real men pee on the bathroom sink

>>723878274
The lion embraces his receding hairline with pride.

>>723885203
On? Like from the outside?

>>723885203
Real men will pee in the garden so the flowers will grow with vigor.

>>723880383
>Is it a leopard?
>No it's a snow leopard

>>723879330
The camera is the absolute worst in NGB, and probably the largest barrier to entry. I wonder if NG2B fixes that.

>>723878165 (OP)
mane pattern baldness

Real men get shitfaced blackout drunk every weekend and many times even during work days, they are illiterate, loud, obnoxious, care about superficial shit like cars, shoes, wrist watches and dick size, they measure their worth in body count, paycheck, max bench, or what the craziest drug they ever did was, they partake in sportsball, pick one team and subscribe to the fanatic culture surrounding it, and they talk to women only to dick them down and aren't afraid to use manipulative tactics.

love when animals kills offsprings https://youtu.be/jQCIjVOzC8A?si=5inWsn_8J1xBpNk7

>>723885942
cats in my neighborhood do this all the time too to reduce future competition

>>723885113
>Real men care about whatever they want to care about,
Liberals say this crap
>real men are ANYTHING, you care about trans rights so youre a real man!!!!

>>723885805
Heavy is the mane that wears the crown

>>723885728
Leopards and snow leopards are separate species

>>723885942
>?si=

the world ended 20 years ago, there are no new ideas in music, movies, or video games

>>723878165 (OP)
>PlayStation mfkas when they "accidentally" boughted 7th remake of last of us.
You get what you fucking deserve.

The lion chooses the hebe before the loli

>>723886015
Indeed. If a man cares about trans and lgbt rights out of sheer conviction, he's a real man. If a man stands against faggots and troons out of conviction, he's a real man too. They are even realer if they battle out their disagreement in physical violence. I respect and salute both. What are you confused about here?

>>723881000
Who wins a tiger or a bear

real men suck on a shotgun before norwood 3 hits

We must be real men.

>>723886679
Real men die on behalf of foreign interests

>>723878165 (OP)
Nobody is forcing you to play it. You are not the target audience.

>>723886380
>everyone is a real man even women!!!!!!

>>723882750
They're supposed to grind down the leftover shit on fllings and tell you to close your mouth to see that your teeth touch evenly.

It sounds like they didn't do that at all, which is giga incompetent. Document everything and get talk to a lawyer.

>>723882750
Like the others said, get it fixed somewhere else and send that bitch the bill + tip. Dentists are fucking cunts.

>>723879164
yes. problem? see alao: trails fc remake

>>723886083
>Lions, leopards and jaguars were found to be the most tightly linked, with a common ancestor probably living about 4.3 to 3.8 million years ago. At around the same time, the common ancestor of snow leopards and tigers appeared, the experts write in the latest issue of the respected scientific journal Molecular Phylogenetics and Evolution.
Interdedasting.

>>723886965
>even women
nah, women are incapable of holding any conviction whatsoever, they'll change opinions and sides and will backstab their parents, husband and children the moment it's convenient for them
the only reason they have rights, or anything at all, is because men battled it out for them

>>723883182
this. I spent my entire late teens and 20s addicted to shooting heroin and speedballs, barely brushed my teeth, literally only drank Pepsi for a decade oftentimes a 2 liter a day and tons of sweets and candy as well
never had a single cavity in my life @ 32, no fillings, no dental work whatsoever. Just went to the dentist last month for a cleaning and all is well

>>723879485
>they cut out the "ballistics" line so now Ashley just gets unreasonably angry at a foreigner

>>723878165 (OP)
Nahh hell bro why the lion an unc

>>723878165 (OP)
IAll the diversity hire modern writers can't come up with something new that people like to save their souls. So best we can hope for is these retards wearing better shit as a skinsuit.

>>723884502
>>723887050
>>723887208
Thanks anons, I'll get urgent care to correct it this week and then get some heat under this doc's ass. I probably won't hire a lawyer, but there's other ways to get my cash back for this.
Not sure how she could fuck up this bad, she had the best ratings in the city damnit.

>>723887309
>they'll change opinions and sides and will backstab their parents, husband and children the moment it's convenient for them
You described chuds on this board

>>723887853
I want you to sue because being the victim of malpractice is a big fear of mine but fuck it bro, it's your life. gl

>>723887889
not too sure about that, all chuds I talked to here are consistently tradcath ancap natsoc mgtow pua incel chads

>>723887309
Suffragettes existed because men would spend their entire salary drinking at bars and come home to beat their entire family

meow

>>723888137
>porn addicts
>tradcath

>>723888137
>MGTOW
Every guy I saw that did this shit in the 2010s either became a troon or super religious and took a vow of celibacy as part of it

Some IP's are trapped in remake hell, like resident evil. And the fanbase begs for more of them.

>>723887853
>Not sure how she could fuck up this bad, she had the best ratings in the city damnit.
Even the best make mistakes once in a while. The problem is she's so in demand you can't get back to her to fix it right away.
Or maybe you can. Call her office, explain the problem, see if they can fit you in at the end of the day. If they can't, then go to dental urgent care or an emergency dentist.

>>723887309
You just described leftists, the problem is that women are more likely to be leftists.

>>723887242
>garbage and garbage

>>723878165 (OP)
now you know how your parents feel about movies and TV shows

Only remake I’ve bought in some years was Pathological 2.

>>723878165 (OP)
Prequels aren't any better

>>723889298
prequels require more than zero originality to produce so no

i'm tired of nu/v/.
even if there was good games there's nobody to discuss it with.

Name GOOD remakes. I'll start

>>723890110
ah shit I wasn't aware it got one

>>723889037
I actually played them and say they are kino. my opinion as someone who actually played them is worth more than yours. also you suck cock and swallow sperm like it's your inherited profession.

>>723890110
oh no it's you again

>>723883086
The fuck is wrong with your brain

>>723878165 (OP)
He look like he get cucked by humans

post it

>>723882750
quit being a whinny little faggot, go grab a bottle of whisky, get shitfaced, and rip it out or bend it inward with pliers

>>723892749
it would be extremely painful

>>723889745
/v/ has been dead ever since the 8th gen started forcing cinematic slop down everyone's throats and Reddit tourists flooded in from r/gaming. You drop a thread on a hidden gem or some niche import and it dies in 5 replies, but spam a screenshot of a Sony movie disguised as a game and it's 300 replies in an hour. It’s not even about discussion anymore, just dopamine hits and engagement bait. You gotta dig into other corners of the internet if you want an actual convo these days.

>>723879330
You were definitely born in the 2010s. Thoughts on tank controls and fixed camera angles?

>>723893360
your or he is fucked either way if he has to wait three months and its already painful, do it and just get it over with or suffer

>This is one of the greatest, if not the greatest game of all time...
>Which is why it needs a remake!
Gamers are retarded and deserve to have the sloppiest of slop shoveled into their mouths for the rest of their lives.

>>723886015
>a true conservative doesn't care
true brother, no wonder they are worse than bugs, even bugs have directives

>>723878165 (OP)
I honestly like them if done right. Black Mesa for example. What I don’t like, similar to what >>723879164 said is when a game that doesn’t benefit from the remake treatment. Like the Crash Trilogy.

>>723878165 (OP)
Norwood comes for all, even you little lion.

The lion does not concern himself with the plight of the Jews.

>>723878165 (OP)
>>723878165 (OP)
No you're not
You're tired of shitty remakes

>>723887309
>>723887889
>>723888927
Actually this is just typical American behavior.