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Anonymous No.723879180 [Report] >>723879286 >>723879315 >>723879316 >>723879368 >>723880031 >>723880078
Repeat after me:

You will never get married.

You will never have sex without paying for it.

You will die alone.

You will never go on a date.

You will always be seen as creepy.

You will never father children.

You have disappointed your parents.

You are damaged by your loneliness beyond repair.

Your life is not a movie, there will be no sudden plot twists.

You will never make breakfast for two.

Women can sense you are damaged.

No one will be there for you, you won't be there for anyone.

Regrets and thoughts of missed chances will always be there with you.

You are this generation's boogeyman.

You are getting older and you are beginning to notice it.

It's too late to turn things around.

Your distractions will not fulfill you.

There is no place for you in a society that values achievement above all.

A girl will never smile at you.

Blind anger is as pathetic as despair.

You are the genetic scum that gets washed out with every generation.

Natural selection will not have mercy on you.

Your remaining friends are starting lives of their own.

You are being sold false hope.

It's too late to achieve the milestones you missed.

You will never get your youth back.

No one is coming to save you.

No one cares.

There is no way out.

It will not get better.

It's over.

It never began.
Anonymous No.723879286 [Report]
>>723879180 (OP)
>You will never go on a date.
I did this one thoughbiet. Rest is probably true
Anonymous No.723879315 [Report]
>>723879180 (OP)
What does any of this have to do with video games?
Anonymous No.723879316 [Report]
>>723879180 (OP)
>it never began
Stopped reading there
Anonymous No.723879368 [Report]
>>723879180 (OP)
i dont care about any of that tho

>Your distractions will not fulfill you.
incredibly wrong
Anonymous No.723879550 [Report]
Alright OP.

You will never get married.

You will never have sex without paying for it.

You will die alone.

You will never go on a date.

You will always be seen as creepy.

You will never father children.

You have disappointed your parents.

You are damaged by your loneliness beyond repair.

Your life is not a movie, there will be no sudden plot twists.

You will never make breakfast for two.

Women can sense you are damaged.

No one will be there for you, you won't be there for anyone.

Regrets and thoughts of missed chances will always be there with you.

You are this generation's boogeyman.

You are getting older and you are beginning to notice it.

It's too late to turn things around.

Your distractions will not fulfill you.

There is no place for you in a society that values achievement above all.

A girl will never smile at you.

Blind anger is as pathetic as despair.

You are the genetic scum that gets washed out with every generation.

Natural selection will not have mercy on you.

Your remaining friends are starting lives of their own.

You are being sold false hope.

It's too late to achieve the milestones you missed.

You will never get your youth back.

No one is coming to save you.

No one cares.

There is no way out.

It will not get better.

It's over.

It never began.
Anonymous No.723879616 [Report]
Video games?
Anonymous No.723879950 [Report]
>my life doesn't match up to my idyllic fantasies?
>I have to live with disappointments and regrets like virtually everyone else on earth?
>AAAGGHHH THERES NO HOPE BILLIONS MUST DIE
Whatever man.
Anonymous No.723880031 [Report]
>>723879180 (OP)
haha OP I love froggo XD
Anonymous No.723880078 [Report]
>>723879180 (OP)
>You will never have sex without paying for it.
I actually had sex with 3 different girls without that

>You will never go on a date
had 12 dates so far in my life.


>You will never make breakfast for two
made for one of my exes

others are all true
Anonymous No.723880425 [Report]
um...

which video game

is this?