>>723893092 (OP)
you know what's funny about dating someone long enough? my girlfriend would do stuff like this to get me going all the time, but 10 years into the relationship she now does things like just taking her top off, grabbing her tits and saying
>check these fuckers out!
and i'll take my pants off, whip my dick out and say something retarded like
>now we just gotta get a little water on here to make the tree grow!
you just kinda drop all the excess. i used to have a 6 pack, and she loved it. i put on some weight over the years. i'm still as muscular, but there's some chub. sometimes she'll squeeze my belly and go
>honk honk!
and just laugh her ass off. i honestly thought we would do the whole hollywood romance thing out whole lives, but instead your inner retards come out and you just morph into goblins. 10 years ago i would never throw the blankets over my girlfriends head, and and yell "fire in the hole!" before ripping the most violent fart possible on her. anyways, thanks for coming to my blog.
