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Anonymous No.723900120 [Report] >>723900269 >>723900379 >>723900674 >>723901219 >>723901312 >>723901992 >>723903115 >>723905469
why did speed running dieded?
Anonymous No.723900269 [Report]
>>723900120 (OP)
lol this video is peak
Anonymous No.723900379 [Report] >>723900742
>>723900120 (OP)
Starts with a T
Anonymous No.723900591 [Report] >>723900702
An MR-RL time
Anonymous No.723900674 [Report] >>723900742
>>723900120 (OP)
ends with an S
Anonymous No.723900702 [Report]
>>723900591
ME AND MARC RUTZOU
ME AND FUCKING MARC RUTZOU
Anonymous No.723900742 [Report] >>723901154
>>723900379
>>723900674
Terminators?
Anonymous No.723900768 [Report]
Speedrunning was always faggot shit and the only reason people were vaguely into it was seeing cool game glitches.
Nobody likes those faggots.
Anonymous No.723900876 [Report] >>723901084
It's just autistic as fuck. Wouldn't you get bored spending thousands of hours in the same 20+ year old game playing the same fucking thing over and over again and restarting at the first time you make a minor mistake because you can't get the 20 milliseconds you need to get a new "world record?"
It's all so pointless. No one gives a shit about these records outside of the autistic troon speedrooner community in the first place.
Even the times I've watched a speedrun video on youtube the sum of my thoughts is "neat" before I move onto something else.
Anonymous No.723901084 [Report] >>723901224
>>723900876
>It's all so pointless.
so is playing most games
Anonymous No.723901154 [Report]
>>723900742
Come with me if you want to dilate
Anonymous No.723901219 [Report]
>>723900120 (OP)
>this guy just makes random videos about n64 games now
Anonymous No.723901224 [Report] >>723902068
>>723901084
yeah, but at least I'm moving from one pointless experience to another instead of just replaying the same pointless thing over and over again.
Anonymous No.723901268 [Report]
Most of them got groomed and half of them killed they/themselves
Anonymous No.723901312 [Report]
>>723900120 (OP)
Modern games don't lend themselves to it.
Anonymous No.723901992 [Report]
>>723900120 (OP)
It didn't. It has always been a very niche hobby. You probably meant to ask why it's popularity in viewership dieded. That's easy. It only became a popular scene to follow because of early games done quick events. And it dieded because trannies took it over.
Anonymous No.723902068 [Report]
>>723901224
that's what most people do, for a few autists the familiarity of playing their favorite game over and over and/or having a set defined goal in the form of a timer is the appeal
Anonymous No.723902091 [Report] >>723902396 >>723902436 >>723902885 >>723903030 >>723903392 >>723904110 >>723904516
How does one make an anti speedrun game?
Anonymous No.723902326 [Report]
THE
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Anonymous No.723902396 [Report]
>>723902091
absurd RNG
make your character speed a uniform variable so that it's more dependant on absurd RNG
deliberately put a glitch that ends the game immediately
Anonymous No.723902436 [Report]
>>723902091
make things long, boring, tedious. there is a reason they dont speedrun ubislop
Anonymous No.723902624 [Report]
speed running was always just background noise to spam retarded shit in chat to thousands of other retards
Anonymous No.723902885 [Report]
>>723902091
If an area is beaten faster than your playtesters, the game artificially slows down, the difference is added to make autoscrollers slightly slower, loading screens, boss activation, so all the fastest players end at the same time.
Anonymous No.723903030 [Report]
>>723902091
Surround the playable area with a killbox that bricks your save.
Anonymous No.723903115 [Report]
>>723900120 (OP)
41 percent chance to ack
Anonymous No.723903392 [Report] >>723906780
>>723902091
Make every event in the game a very generous mario bus.
In GTA3 the time you have to beat the first island is rounded to the nearest hour because you have to kill salvatore and he only spawns every hour
Anonymous No.723904110 [Report]
>>723902091
i had an idea once of pioneering "slowrunning". it's a sort of roleplaying scenario where you'd 100% a game and could only move your character at walking speeds, except during combat or if your character HAS to run, like chase sequences.
Anonymous No.723904516 [Report] >>723907680
>>723902091
Some of the absurd recommendations so far are childish and pathetic.
What you need to do is actively patch out any speedrun strats, that discourages new players from starting to speedrun.
You could add in a difficulty slider similar to the resident evil remakes with no limits, meaning if the game detects someone has gotten somewhere well beyond the the average time then the difficult gets ridiculous and all but forces deaths, that makes it tedious for people trying to speedrun and actually helps people who are struggling and taking too long.
You add a lot of RNG points, puzzles with a lot of solutions, lockers with a massive list of codes they can't memorize, puzzles with many ways of solving it, items that are required for fast strats be location based RNG so they have to restart if the items they need aren't there. (think the grenade launcher in RE3)
A long unskippable cutscene at the start to compliment the restarting.

You just have to make it tedious to replay again and again, while not encroaching into regular players experiences, a regular player isn't going to mind an unskippable cutscene at the start since they'd only see it every now and then, have autosaves that help regular players, but are far enough away from significant areas that a speedrunner would restart because of timeloss.
Anonymous No.723905469 [Report]
>>723900120 (OP)
all the cool games already got ran a bunch of times

too many trannies made the events no fun allowed
Anonymous No.723906780 [Report]
>>723903392
this wouldn't work unless you make it super obnoxious time waste, just stop the timer while you wait at the bus stop
Anonymous No.723907680 [Report]
>>723904516
>patch out
Speedrunners will use the older version
>puzzles
Keep talking and nobody explodes has a 30 page manual and it is speedrun.