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Anonymous No.723902712 [Report] >>723902824 >>723903041 >>723904618 >>723917486 >>723920783 >>723921308 >>723921649 >>723930632 >>723930847
A thread for losers stuck in the past
What does it take for a Witcher thread to hit bump limit in 2025 ?
Anonymous No.723902824 [Report] >>723903347
>>723902712 (OP)
BEEEEEEEEBEEEEEEEECEEEE
Anonymous No.723902882 [Report] >>723903035
Yennefer = Big Zerrikanian Cock
Triss = Nordling Shota cock
Anonymous No.723903035 [Report]
>>723902882
True
Anonymous No.723903041 [Report] >>723903129 >>723912895 >>723919745
>>723902712 (OP)
Usually being about Witcher 4. Bonus points for bogged Ciri.
Anonymous No.723903129 [Report]
>>723903041
>bogged Ciri
Wake up bro it's 2015
Anonymous No.723903347 [Report]
>>723902824
BASED
Anonymous No.723903573 [Report] >>723903658
wife
Anonymous No.723903658 [Report] >>723903804
>>723903573
for BLACK MEN
Anonymous No.723903683 [Report]
WHY DID CDPR LET THE ROSE OF REMEMBRANCE WITHER !???
Anonymous No.723903804 [Report] >>723903879
>>723903658
Yes. And?
Anonymous No.723903879 [Report]
>>723903804
That makes her wife material
Anonymous No.723904021 [Report] >>723907761
What is she thinking?
Anonymous No.723904070 [Report] >>723904282
Kill all retarded coomers. Reminder browns obsess over fictional white women the most
Anonymous No.723904282 [Report]
>>723904070
Anonymous No.723904347 [Report]
>723904282
great argument saar
Anonymous No.723904479 [Report] >>723904650 >>723905267 >>723922153
My wife Cerys An Craite
Anonymous No.723904558 [Report]
I am playing W3 in 2025.
I'm trying to complete the game + DLCs on the hardest difficulty without dying once. I've done it on the second hardest but now I keep dying. I must've restarted a dozen times in the last six months.
Anonymous No.723904618 [Report] >>723905138
>>723902712 (OP)
OOOODRIIIIIN
Anonymous No.723904650 [Report]
>>723904479
I hate how she says Birna Bran
Anonymous No.723904761 [Report]
*ruins the game*
Anonymous No.723904831 [Report] >>723905431 >>723907896 >>723909392
DO IT !
Anonymous No.723905138 [Report]
>>723904618
best quest from TW2. glad they even reference him in TW3. i like how they do that but don’t even bring back raven armor
Anonymous No.723905267 [Report]
>>723904479
Peak wife material.
She will raise your children, *and* destroy your enemies
Anonymous No.723905301 [Report]
What the fuck was his problem?
Anonymous No.723905431 [Report]
>>723904831
Nope. Magic's gone.
Anonymous No.723906485 [Report]
i'm going to sleep.keep the thread alive for 7 years pls
Anonymous No.723907761 [Report] >>723909447
>>723904021
Cocks...
Anonymous No.723907896 [Report]
>>723904831
I did it. I jerked off to some porn of her fucking monsters behind Geralt's back.
Anonymous No.723909392 [Report] >>723910194 >>723919327 >>723919692 >>723921263 >>723937175
>>723904831
Anonymous No.723909447 [Report] >>723910273
>>723907761
source?
Anonymous No.723910194 [Report]
>>723909392
can some ai edit that so she jumps off the wall?
Anonymous No.723910273 [Report] >>723910420
>>723909447
rtffn
Anonymous No.723910420 [Report]
>>723910273
my bad dick took over for a second
Anonymous No.723910509 [Report]
For me, it's random sorceress OCs
Anonymous No.723910715 [Report] >>723911434
https://files.catbox.moe/cow2nc.jpg
Anonymous No.723911434 [Report]
>>723910715
YUCK
https://files.catbox.moe/m87dyp.jpg
Anonymous No.723911864 [Report] >>723920412
>didnt like Triss 1
>really didnt like her in 2, always lying
>pathetic in 3
>she's even worse and pathetic in the books
>but luv me redheads
Shani 4eva
Anonymous No.723912843 [Report] >>723920412 >>723920498
Shani is so charming.
Anonymous No.723912895 [Report]
>>723903041
>bogged
Anonymous No.723913350 [Report] >>723913946 >>723915120 >>723933901
I'm nearing the end of my playthrough right now, it sucks how much the plot goes to shit after you find Ciri.

All the storylines end in a meh way, almost to the point of being incoherent. It's so strange how much they borrow from the books with the Wild Hunt stuff but then they rush through the material, ignore the few interesting plot points from the books for example:

Eredin is so much more interesting in the novels, he and Ciri have sexual tension, and it's implied he didn't actually mean to poison the Aen Elle elves king, and it was just an accident/ he's remoresefull but the game ignores all of that ( and makes him ugly when Ciri says he's beautiful when she meets him)

and generally do nothing with the material and it ends like a marvel movie.

Also of course Reasons of State, it's so fucking dumb especially as a Dijystra fan
Anonymous No.723913946 [Report] >>723915120
>>723913350
act 3 in TW3 is awful.
The entire main story plot with the wild hunt requires outside knowledge and is just plain uninteresting and bad in general. Completely forgettable compared to the rest of the game too.

The only part I would remotely consider memorable is when you are jumping through to various dimensions with avallach.

Eredin is barely an antagonist, he's certainly not a fleshed out or well developed, interesting character despite having a past with geralt that you need outside knowledge to actually appreciate and understand. They could have at least put in some flashbacks or something to fill in the gaps or at the very least put in some text you could read in game.

obviously reasons of state was rushed as well, it's just a silly ending that undermines the intelligence of the characters and forces you to choose between 2 bad choices.

However, the first act in TW3 and the hunt for Ciri is so good that it redeems everything else in the game. The DLC is also really solid, both of them so you can wash the mediocre taste of the rest of the main story out of your mouth.
Anonymous No.723915014 [Report] >>723915215 >>723915409 >>723925368 >>723930491
when does the first game get good? i just began chapter 3
Anonymous No.723915120 [Report] >>723932015
>>723913946
>>723913350
Yes, act 3 reminded me of the final Game of Thrones seasons. Its hard to end things up but it just felt artificial.
Anonymous No.723915215 [Report] >>723917391
>>723915014
If it didn't click from the moment you enter the comfy vizima outskirts it may not be for you. But I would say it just gets better and better, hitting a peak in chapter 4
Anonymous No.723915409 [Report] >>723916758 >>723917391
>>723915014
It either clicks with you or not. To me all three Witcher games are a whole and im a big fan. But 1 has a special place, its just so raw and has the best atmosphere of them all. Also the darkest and most adult themed of the three. You just wont see games like that anymore. It was before gaming became mainstream. For me its also the point where PC gaming died.
Anonymous No.723916758 [Report] >>723916983 >>723923991
>>723915409
I tried to play 1 over a decade ago and even back then it just didn't click with me and it was pretty janky so I gave up within a few hours.
I wouldn't mind 1 getting a proper remake if the story and characters are all good and they can modernize the gameplay.
Anonymous No.723916897 [Report] >>723918332 >>723918438
Reminder that in the books Ciri deliberately sniffs a bandit girl's butthole, and these are roadside bandits in a medieval fantasy so you can imagine what that was like. She is FOUL.
Anonymous No.723916983 [Report] >>723918032
>>723916758
I liked the janky, it was quirky and I miss things like that from modern games. These days everything feels like a ubisoft game. One engine - one formula, one visual style
Anonymous No.723917391 [Report]
>>723915215
>>723915409
i'll probably stick with it because overall i'm enjoying it more than i am not enjoying it, but ch 2 left a bit of a sour taste in my mouth
Anonymous No.723917486 [Report] >>723917840 >>723918034
>>723902712 (OP)
Bbgirl
Anonymous No.723917656 [Report]
>People choose a Yennifer/Triss
>Not just denying both and choosing the path
After all, a Witcher never dies in his bed.
Anonymous No.723917768 [Report] >>723918128
Im so stoked for 4, watching the trailer for the first time. I got misty eyed and so stoked when I saw Ciri.

A WTICHER? WITCHEER, WHOS COIN DID YE TAKE?
Anonymous No.723917840 [Report]
>>723917486
lesbian arse sniffer actually
Anonymous No.723918032 [Report] >>723918107
>>723916983
That's why's I liked the kinky battling, it added a weird element to them and challenge. The first time I'll say that jank actually improved a game. The open world, and I loved Dutchy at night because it really made the ray tracing shine and actually benefit from it. The first time I saw Ray tracing done and used right and not just being a meme.

FOR THE DUTCHESS!
Anonymous No.723918034 [Report]
>>723917486
Eyes are still too big but it's better. Still not buying, Ciri was made for Elf cock but Geralt doomed humanity or something. I don't know it's been a while since I read/played anything Witcher.
Anonymous No.723918107 [Report]
>>723918032
Janky battling i mean.
Anonymous No.723918128 [Report] >>723918416
>>723917768
Im sure I ll play it, and it might even be quite decent. But modern cdpr has become soulless to me. Im more excited for their runaway dev Dawnwalker project
Anonymous No.723918182 [Report] >>723918776 >>723918942 >>723919714
Geralt was never supposed to be handsome. The books describe him as "unsettling" to look at. Not ugly, but not the supermodel he was in 2 and 3.
Anonymous No.723918332 [Report] >>723918438
>>723916897
I've searched for that before, can't find anything about that. I think youre making shit up unless you can day where and when it happens in the books. Sounds like a weird lesbian fantasy you have. Even though Ciri is canonically bi. Can't blame her, men and women want her.
Anonymous No.723918416 [Report]
>>723918128
Im looking forward to Dawnwalker too, the trailer was intense for a video game.

I AM LIFE. I AM..DEATH
Anonymous No.723918438 [Report] >>723918678
>>723918332
>>723916897
Maybe it happened in some certain language, but there's definitely no ass sniffing in the English translation. stinky lesbian bandit roadside sex, sure, but no ass sniffing
Anonymous No.723918678 [Report]
>>723918438
>stinky lesbian sex
Probably smelled like a damn tuna boat in there lmao
Anonymous No.723918776 [Report] >>723918942
>>723918182
Yeah, they made him attractive, but even then he was atill slaying sorceress poon left and right like it was his day job.
Anonymous No.723918942 [Report] >>723919487
>>723918182
>>723918776
He just has that alfa energy about him no matter what he looks like. Geralts voice actors voice alone makes women wet. Hes handy with sword and not only that. Just proves that looks alone wont get you far
Anonymous No.723919327 [Report] >>723919515
>>723909392
Nope, I couldn't do it. It wasn't because of her being the Canon choice it was because I felt they truly loved each other. It was just a toxic relationship. Maybe the sex was bomb, and Yen was a catty bitch, but she still loved Geralt.
>just smell the apples
I dint know if its exactly romantic, but they did die beside each other and spent that last moments of life together. And Yen tried so hard to revive and heal Geralt it wore her out to her death.
Anonymous No.723919487 [Report]
>>723918942
guess it's hard a top a nomad monster slayer
Anonymous No.723919515 [Report]
>>723919327
I've also heard that they didn't die, but the symbolism of them on the boat is a very old representation of death and crossing into the after life in many cultures.
Anonymous No.723919692 [Report]
>>723909392
brutal. should be an emotional gore warning on this.
Anonymous No.723919714 [Report] >>723920102 >>723920236 >>723925526
>>723918182
He's also never described as being actually ugly in the books. Considering the amount of pussy he gets though there is no way he wasn't handsome. Tons of sorceresses fawn over him at the Isle of Thanedd ball. W3 seems accurate enough, maybe make him more pale but besides that Geralt being a smokeshow is pretty realistic
Anonymous No.723919745 [Report] >>723919802 >>723920062
>>723903041
>bogged
Nah, she looks great. But it is sometime after 3, and she was only 21 at the tome during the game. Shes probably in her mid 20s in 4.
Anonymous No.723919802 [Report] >>723919839
>>723919745
>putting on makeup before hunting monsters
women...
Anonymous No.723919839 [Report]
>>723919802
So?
Anonymous No.723919880 [Report] >>723919972 >>723920076
Why does every female character in 3 have so much eyeshadow by default? It's like walking into a convention for goths and emos in the 00s.
Anonymous No.723919972 [Report]
>>723919880
Women love eyeshadow, but Ciri wore it to make herself look more intimidating ala her time with the bandits. Her without it looks weird to me, and with her hair down. Making her a 15/10, when she was a soild 10/10 anyway.
Anonymous No.723920062 [Report] >>723920173
>>723919745
>mid 20s
She looks like every Polish woman hitting 30, anon. Complete with lip filler and a lift. The magic is gone.
Anonymous No.723920076 [Report] >>723920338
>>723919880
Triss controls fashion. she's the only sorceress who's actually hot by genetics and blood, the rest are fucked up and use magic to look good. Yen is a fucking mutant without magic. Meanwhile, Triss is literally allergic to appearance altering magic
Anonymous No.723920102 [Report]
>>723919714
>and attractive bad motherfucker thats a silver fox
There wasn't a qer set of panties in that place, but Yen was like "nah, he's mine, sowwy, we're fucking on the unicorn tonight"
Anonymous No.723920173 [Report] >>723920276
>>723920062
No, she just looks a bit older. But still very attractive
Anonymous No.723920236 [Report]
>>723919714
>an attractive bad motherfucker thats a silver fox
There wasn't a pair of dry panties in that place, but Yen was like "nah, he's mine, sowwy, we're fucking on the unicorn tonight"
Anonymous No.723920276 [Report] >>723920338
>>723920173
You're either an advertising shill, or an eastern european woman. Maybe both. She doesn't look a few years older, she looks a decade older and the eyes are too big. Plus she got lip filler now.
Anonymous No.723920338 [Report]
>>723920076
>use Magick to look good
A lot of them did, Yen looked like a witch with downs before. And she's a stone cold fox.
>>723920276
I dont see it
Anonymous No.723920412 [Report]
>>723911864
>>723912843
my kind of lads.
Anonymous No.723920498 [Report] >>723920703
>>723912843
crazy how coomers used to model this kind of thing even though it's never visible in gameplay.
Anonymous No.723920627 [Report] >>723920791 >>723920819 >>723926406
My hotwife Triss
Anonymous No.723920703 [Report] >>723921173
>>723920498
I liked her, she was cool. I had such a big soft spot for Keria. It broke my heart literally seeing her impaled. I had to set the controller down for a bit. Especially when Triss holds her body, and it was in reference to an old painting of Jesus christ holding the body of one of his deciples. Its a really a bummer, and rough part of the game. I did on accident had Geralt sleep with her and I was actually suprised they bordered on showing actual porn.
Anonymous No.723920783 [Report]
>>723902712 (OP)
was thinking of rereading books and then replaying the games. it's being a decade (jfc) since i did it. and i only have done all that once.
Anonymous No.723920791 [Report] >>723920835
>>723920627
Triss, she made me laugh at the party. OH GERALT I HAD ONE GLASS OF WINE CHASE ME THROUGH THE MAZE GARDEN LMAO FUCK ME GERALT LOLOL
Anonymous No.723920819 [Report] >>723920978 >>723921121
>>723920627
you just know
Anonymous No.723920835 [Report]
>>723920791
that's pretty much book accurate Triss
Anonymous No.723920949 [Report]
Its really just not that great of a game.
Anonymous No.723920978 [Report] >>723921050
>>723920819
Nah, im not into that cuckolding shit. Id definitely fuck Triss. Id be super, super, gay not to want to. I have more of a thing towards Anna. Because she was cool as shit and down to earth. Even tho my boy Dandeilon had that pussy on lock.
Anonymous No.723921050 [Report] >>723921112
>>723920978
I WISH I had Dandelions rizz. Dude had em at his feet starving for his cock.
Anonymous No.723921112 [Report]
>>723921050
too bad he's gay
Anonymous No.723921121 [Report]
>>723920819
>you just know

know what anon?
Anonymous No.723921173 [Report]
>>723920703
Just had to watch that scene on youtube, as I always sent her to Kaer Morhen. Reminds me of Michelangelo's Pieta sculpture. RIP
Anonymous No.723921263 [Report]
>>723909392
I loled
Anonymous No.723921308 [Report]
>>723902712 (OP)
New Witcher content.
Gwen and mods don't count
Anonymous No.723921508 [Report] >>723921661
A burning pile of corpses... good fun for the children

made me lol when I saw this after clearing out a village
Anonymous No.723921514 [Report] >>723921715
>I dont like Brandon, he's much too fat
O-oh
Anonymous No.723921649 [Report] >>723924164
>>723902712 (OP)
>witcher 3 was 10 years ago
feels weird desu. In my mind it's still
'the new modern AAA'
Anonymous No.723921661 [Report]
>>723921508
Same with Keira, the kids were dancing around her impaled corpse like it was no biggie. It was fucked up.
Anonymous No.723921715 [Report]
>>723921514
My names Brandon, I actually laughed but actually felt somewhat insulted by a video game character. Theres just more of me to love bb. ;)
Anonymous No.723922153 [Report]
>>723904479
She deserved to be queen, and made sure of it.
Anonymous No.723923991 [Report]
>>723916758
You gave up too early and lost your cool card because of it. You're now forever uncool and lame.
Anonymous No.723924164 [Report] >>723924613
>>723921649
with a few mods it can still easily mog and go pound for pound with the best modern AAAs
Anonymous No.723924613 [Report] >>723925024 >>723925264
>>723924164
It doesn't need mods.
Anonymous No.723925024 [Report] >>723932251
>>723924613
...except for griffin armor reskins
Anonymous No.723925264 [Report]
>>723924613
I find that for me personally E3 dodge, auto apply oils and fast travel from anywhere are must haves

along with cloak and visual mods to make geralt more lore accurate
Anonymous No.723925368 [Report]
>>723915014
I loved 1, idk what it was but I would get to a giant or something in Witcher 2 and drop the game multiple times.
Anonymous No.723925526 [Report] >>723926919
>>723919714
He's a legendary sex beast that can't get you get pregnant or sick. He doesn't even need to be remotely good looking
Anonymous No.723926406 [Report]
>>723920627
you know she rims assholes with that mask
Anonymous No.723926764 [Report]
If there was ever a place in a game I would like to live, it might be Touissant
Anonymous No.723926919 [Report]
>>723925526
yeah, in the books people like Witchers because they're infertile and immune to STDs, and they're always going through villages where everyone only knows like 30 people, so they're fresh meat with zero consequences
Anonymous No.723928360 [Report] >>723928879
>Shani or Henrietta for wife
>Yennefer for bruising your cock as you're furiously raw fucking her doggystyle

Simple as.
Anonymous No.723928879 [Report]
>>723928360
she says no to nordling bois tho bcuz they have tiny white peckers
Anonymous No.723930275 [Report]
nvr 5get
Anonymous No.723930491 [Report]
>>723915014
I like it. The overall direction of the game is great. But there are so many dead spots, especially in chapter 2 that it can be hard to get through at times. Might as well stick with it.
Anonymous No.723930632 [Report] >>723936912
>>723902712 (OP)
The Witcher is dead to me since they chose Ciri to be the protagonist moving forward. They should have entirely wiped their hands of that cast and just moved on to new things. Fuck CDPR.
Anonymous No.723930664 [Report] >>723931785
R8 my modlist

Geralt level scales is literally game changing, fixes the awful leveling system, makes late game bosses challenging, so much more immersive, can't recommend enough.
Anonymous No.723930847 [Report]
>>723902712 (OP)
>10 years later
>still nothing like witcher 3
how did the polacks do it?
Anonymous No.723931785 [Report]
>>723930664
No levels is also good and has a few more tweaks
Anonymous No.723932015 [Report] >>723937334
>>723915120
I just finished the Rogue Trader CRPG and it heavily reminded me of W3 in the latter half, they both fall to absolute pieces after very strong starts.
Anonymous No.723932251 [Report]
>>723925024
>he's not potbellymaxxing
ngtmi
Anonymous No.723933901 [Report]
>>723913350
at least you got two great dlcs after it
Anonymous No.723934678 [Report] >>723935153 >>723936091
What's your favorite armor? I wish you could wear Manticore the whole game, instead of getting it so late in B&W.

All the other Witcher gear sets have some problem
>Bear
It looks so hot, heavy, and restrictive that it only makes sense in Kaer Morhen or Skellige, rest of the game seems stupid
>Cat
Cool but very ornamented, idk I just don't love it, seems more high fantasy or like D&D armor almost
>Griffin
fat
>Wolf
Actually pretty good, looks like Witcher 2 and that game had great outfits, but the unbuttoned jacket is so dumb... just begging to get stabbed there
>starting armor / Viper set
This is what I rock most of the game, gives that trailer vibe, looks pretty good
Anonymous No.723935153 [Report]
>>723934678
Raven Armor.
Anonymous No.723936091 [Report]
>>723934678
Ursine (with the professor glasses) and Griffin were my /fa/vorites. Wolf I liked the least even though it was the classic look. Probably wore Griffin the most since Ursine didn't suit how I usually played, too heavy.
Anonymous No.723936912 [Report]
>>723930632
CDPR was dead to me since Cyberpunk was fake and gay.
Anonymous No.723937175 [Report]
>>723909392
this quest is bullshit
the djinn didn't make them "fall in love" in the book and the characters never interpreted it that way, the djinn binded their fates together and that's not the same as being forced to love each other
Anonymous No.723937334 [Report]
>>723932015
I wouldn't say Witcher 3 falls to pieces. It has peaks and valleys. Velen is just a gigantic peak with some of the best writing in video games. Novigrad is closer to a valley. There's a few good quests there, though. Skellige is a mix. High amounts of kino mixed in with some of the most boring quest writing ever. It has some of the best side content in the game, though. The Battle at Kaer Morhen is great. Especially all the stuff before the actual battle. The content that followed is an incredibly mixed bag. Some good quests (Through Space and Time) and some of the worst quests in the game, like the conclusion of the Radovid quest line. The actual Wild Hunt stuff at the end is pretty awful, too, and the final quests before the epilogue are generally pretty unremarkable of bad. That being said, it's not the true ending anymore. Blood and Wine is, and B&W is almost universally great barring a few bad side quests. And HoS is fantastic.

I really think it's just that last 20% of the game that's terrible, but the DLC made up for it in the end.