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Anonymous No.723903374 [Report] >>723905062 >>723905353 >>723906912 >>723907013 >>723908261 >>723908721 >>723910441 >>723910946 >>723912196 >>723923110 >>723926918 >>723933076 >>723934142 >>723937236 >>723939371 >>723945856 >>723946259 >>723947705 >>723950074 >>723953592
Say, why don't we ever draw water from this well? It's right in the middle of the village. Seems like a waste.
Anonymous No.723903552 [Report]
Some faggot kid jumped in with lead shoes and never came back up. Water is tainted permanently.
Anonymous No.723904170 [Report] >>723920101
What are you talking about? It's been dry for years ever since that inexplicable storm happened which the freak who lives in the windmill insists was caused by some magic fairy kid.
Anonymous No.723904919 [Report]
I have all the water I need right here.
Anonymous No.723905062 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)
I took a shit on it.
Anonymous No.723905161 [Report] >>723907797
There’s dead hands in the well
Anonymous No.723905286 [Report] >>723905429 >>723905441 >>723906628 >>723918881
>play song of storm
>well dries up
Am I dumb because I don't get why the well wouldn't be filling up instead
Anonymous No.723905353 [Report] >>723906856
>>723903374 (OP)
Play the Serenade of Water
Anonymous No.723905429 [Report]
>>723905286
I believe the implication is that the windmill is pumping water from the well somehow and that making it spin faster caused it to rapidly drain the whole thing.
Anonymous No.723905441 [Report]
>>723905286
Maybe it works like a toilet
Anonymous No.723906628 [Report]
>>723905286
how do rainclouds get water?
Anonymous No.723906856 [Report] >>723949052
>>723905353
but i'm on an adventure and have no time to marry a big tiddy tsundere fishfu
Anonymous No.723906912 [Report] >>723907406 >>723907913 >>723920140
>>723903374 (OP)
I PEED in it!
And I'd do it again!
Anonymous No.723907013 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)
0/10 game, too much water. :(
Anonymous No.723907406 [Report] >>723908247 >>723909138 >>723910808
>>723906912
When Ganon becomes king he's going to get rid of people like you.
Anonymous No.723907797 [Report] >>723919269
>>723905161
>have you seen a bokoblin? woah those things will tear you apart
Anonymous No.723907913 [Report] >>723908458 >>723908696
>>723906912
all pee and poop goes to Zoras domain
Anonymous No.723908247 [Report] >>723909000
>>723907406
You're gonna get deported to Kakariko too. Dont think you're special chud
Anonymous No.723908261 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)
DO NOT MY FRIENDS
BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER
IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU
AND YOU WILL RESENT
ITS ABSENCE
Anonymous No.723908458 [Report] >>723908865 >>723912430 >>723920354
>>723907913
its the other way around hyliancel
Anonymous No.723908696 [Report]
>>723907913
Gets dumped into Lake Hylia
That place smells horribly during summer.
Anonymous No.723908721 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)
That's mah dumpin' spot!
Anonymous No.723908865 [Report] >>723909360 >>723922536
>>723908458
People focus too much on the king. All of Hyrule's drinking water is downstream from where the Zora piss and shit. They're consuming the waste of an entire society.
Anonymous No.723909000 [Report] >>723910045 >>723914898
>>723908247
>not gerudo desert
Fucked 'er, bud
Anonymous No.723909138 [Report] >>723909442 >>723910808 >>723921840
>>723907406
Damn right! The Moblins won't eat OUR faces!
Anonymous No.723909360 [Report]
>>723908865
they probably purify it with magic, probably
Anonymous No.723909442 [Report] >>723910008 >>723910808 >>723911070 >>723911210
>>723909138
Derangement syndrome.
Anonymous No.723910008 [Report] >>723910993 >>723911961
>>723909442
Jeez, I figured you'd have a sense of humor. After all... YOU VOTED FOR HIM!

*WHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAP*

That's gotta hurt!
Anonymous No.723910045 [Report]
>>723909000
>gerudo desert
My dick wouldn't survive
Anonymous No.723910251 [Report] >>723918393 >>723918593
>game if over 20 years old
>no level editor for it yet
what are the nintranys even doing?
Anonymous No.723910441 [Report] >>723911047
>>723903374 (OP)
There’s dead bodies down there
Anonymous No.723910808 [Report]
>>723909138
>>723909442
>>723907406
Anonymous No.723910946 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)
That's where I dump the bodies I don't want Dampé to know about. Leave it alone.
Anonymous No.723910993 [Report] >>723911645
>>723910008
DOYLE
Anonymous No.723911047 [Report] >>723911108
>>723910441
Did you see the sign in front of the well that says "Redead nigger storage?"
Anonymous No.723911070 [Report]
>>723909442
Grow a pair, Susan
Anonymous No.723911108 [Report]
>>723911047
Can't say I did.
Anonymous No.723911210 [Report] >>723911250
>>723909442
>THE LYING ROYALISTS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THAT ZELDA IS THE PRINCESS BUT HYRULE PATRIOTS LIKE YOU KNOW THE TRUTH. THE KING LET GORONS ILLEGALLY CROSS OUR BORDERS AND WOULDN"T SUPPORT OUR GERUDO ALLIES. THE TRIFORCE OF WISDOM IS A NASTY LIE BY THE ROYALIST MEDIA BUT LET ME TELL YOU. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY RESPECT THE TRIFORCE OF POWER.
Anonymous No.723911250 [Report] >>723919427
>>723911210
Anonymous No.723911645 [Report]
>>723910993
THEY CALL ME HEBRA PETE
I'M THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT
WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHICK-CHICKY-BOOM, CHICK-CHICKY BOOM
Anonymous No.723911961 [Report]
>>723910008
>Bazooka
>I have a permit for that.
>Funny eyeball glasses
>I've never seen those before in my life.
Anonymous No.723912085 [Report]
ran dry
Anonymous No.723912196 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)
I drank all of the water.
Anonymous No.723912430 [Report] >>723912751 >>723920082
>>723908458
This is wrong actually. This water is pooling only into Zora's Domain. The water leading out of Zora's River is coming from a waterfall leading out of Zora's Fountain which you can see behind a fence immediately to the left after entering the area. There's even unused player spawn points which connect this waterfall to the one in Zora's River.
Anonymous No.723912751 [Report] >>723912958 >>723913995
>>723912430
You do not seem to realize how lengthy King Zora's genitals are.
Anonymous No.723912958 [Report] >>723913253
>>723912751
So whenever we're not looking, he's stretching his dick and balls all the way around that cave behind him and dangles them over the waterfall?
Anonymous No.723913253 [Report]
>>723912958
Yes.
Anonymous No.723913995 [Report] >>723919642
>>723912751
You're missing the point. Thanks to his eternal enema, King Zora has the cleanest, most eatable ass in the world. It's not even gay when it's that clean! It's like eating an especially erotic tuna tartar with half-digested corn in it.
Anonymous No.723914898 [Report]
>>723909000
Damn checkd
Anonymous No.723917107 [Report]
Drawing water requires skill if you don't want to just scribble a bunch of waves.
Anonymous No.723918005 [Report] >>723936928
He won't allow it.
Anonymous No.723918393 [Report] >>723918503 >>723919060
>>723910251
>Ship of Harkinian has been out for years
>MM Recomp/2ship have been out for two years now
>Still only a handful of good mods for them
>No level editors or ROMhack ports
I don't want to go back to emulators, bros...

Enabling random enemy spawns in OoT leads to some funny moments.
Anonymous No.723918451 [Report]
NOW WHAT
Anonymous No.723918503 [Report]
>>723918393
I like a girl who knows how to handle a cock.
Anonymous No.723918593 [Report]
>>723910251
>no level editor for it yet
UoT has been out since 2013 and SharpOcarina since 2019.
Anonymous No.723918881 [Report] >>723919098
>>723905286
the windmill turning is pumping the stale corpsewater into the kakariko households
why would you even connect your well to some creepy rotten horror dungeon full of dead and reanimated bodies? probably some sheikah bullshit, those guys are necrophiliac freaks
it's their version of gamer girl bathwater
Anonymous No.723918913 [Report] >>723919017 >>723919271
I am going to drink murder well water.
Anonymous No.723919017 [Report]
>>723918913
holy SHIT
Anonymous No.723919060 [Report] >>723920764
>>723918393
>>MM Recomp/2ship have been out for two years now
No, that can't be right, they only hit 1.0 this year.
Anonymous No.723919098 [Report] >>723919226 >>723930124
>>723918881
Friendly reminder every freaky death cult thing in the well and shadow temple was already there when Ganondorf showed up.
Anonymous No.723919226 [Report]
>>723919098
It'd been there for 10 whole years, and that's before the time skip.
Anonymous No.723919269 [Report]
>>723907797
>Jamie, pull up the sightings of Aliens at Lon Lon ranch
Anonymous No.723919271 [Report]
>>723918913
heh
Anonymous No.723919427 [Report]
>>723911250
Why is the suicidal man about to be executed by the Russian guy from Payday 2's stupid live action?
Anonymous No.723919507 [Report] >>723919642 >>723920082
Reminder that all of hyrule's water goes under king Zora's butt
Anonymous No.723919642 [Report]
>>723919507
See >>723913995
Anonymous No.723920082 [Report]
>>723919507
It does not >>723912430
Anonymous No.723920101 [Report] >>723920267 >>723946086
>>723904170
How does a windmill drain a well?
Anonymous No.723920140 [Report] >>723920298
>>723906912
You fucker. Ed Hand hasnt been the same since ge drank that water.
Anonymous No.723920267 [Report] >>723946086
>>723920101
Presumably the windmill is turning the crank for some underground water pump which we never see and isn't mentioned. Nothing else really makes any sense.
Anonymous No.723920298 [Report]
>>723920140
Anonymous No.723920354 [Report] >>723921298
>>723908458
>your water? the water you give to your kids to drink at night? It's been in MY ASS! I laughed at you before you could laugh at me! I've been shitting in 2000 gallons of water a day for the past 500 years. Do the math on that if you want, I already did. The water in your body? It came from MY ASS!!!!!
Anonymous No.723920764 [Report]
>>723919060
A year, then. It released sometime recently. I'm stupid and can't remember.
Anonymous No.723921298 [Report]
>>723920354
kek
Anonymous No.723921624 [Report]
I am the Well.
Anonymous No.723921840 [Report] >>723923124 >>723923919
>>723909138
Seems kind of mentally unhealthy to think about one guy literally 24/7.
Anonymous No.723922536 [Report] >>723922950
>>723908865
Forgot the Zora society. Lord Jabu-Jabu is so big that he has an entire dungeon inside of him. How much piss and shit do you think something that big makes?
Anonymous No.723922950 [Report] >>723924089
>>723922536
they're magical water beings so their waste is magical piss and shit, which has the opposite effect of human piss and shit. you get divine dysentery from it. it adds years to your life and libido. that's why so many hylian women are so horny all the time.
Anonymous No.723923110 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)
What is this, a well for bees?
Anonymous No.723923124 [Report]
>>723921840
I only think about King Zora for four to six hours of the day, not twenty four.
Anonymous No.723923919 [Report] >>723924446 >>723934718
>>723921840
>unleashes an undead army upon Castle Town
>establishes a prison atop Death Mountain and starts arresting all goron citizens on sight
>destroys the eco system of Zora's Domain by freezing it over, by proxy hurting hylian families and farmers by significantly raising the price of water
>Lake Hylia is pretty much a dump now too because of it
>his minions stormed Kakirko and set fire to legal hylian citizens homes, claims "the leader of Sheikah" started the violence and that his men restored order
>highest priority is "strengthening our friendship with our strongest allies, the Gerudo"
>heavily armed gerudo soldiers took a group of unarmed hylian carpenters hostage, Ganon hasn't said a peep about this
I'm not crazy when this shit is happening literally every day.
Anonymous No.723924089 [Report]
>>723922950
Bullshit, Only girls horny for Link were Malon, Ruto, Zelda, Saria, Nabooru, Navi, Anju, Epona.... okay maybe your idea has some merit.
Anonymous No.723924446 [Report] >>723924859
>>723923919
>Tears down a large chunk of Hyrule Castle
>installs a "ball" room
Wow, REAL fucking subtle, Nintendo.
Anonymous No.723924859 [Report] >>723925150 >>723925567
>>723924446
Harkinian renovated the dining hall when he was in office. Kings do it all the time, it's not a big deal.
Anonymous No.723925150 [Report]
>>723924859
Everybody forgets that the first Hyrule castle burnt down right after minish cap anyway. It's not that big of a deal when the original is already long gone.
Anonymous No.723925567 [Report] >>723930828
>>723924859
What about his forced renaming of Hyrule Castle to "Ganon's Castle"? Isn't he supposed to be King of Hyrule?
Anonymous No.723926135 [Report]
The Happy Mask Salesman poisoned the well.
Anonymous No.723926918 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)
That's where we throw the Jews
Anonymous No.723928421 [Report]
Well, you see, uh...
Anonymous No.723930124 [Report]
>>723919098
Woah. Ganon was the good guy all along...
Anonymous No.723930828 [Report]
>>723925567
Ganonbros? Our response?
Anonymous No.723933076 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)
That's where we grow the lettuce.
Anonymous No.723933493 [Report] >>723933863 >>723933995
Why was there a giant torture dungeon underneath Kakariko?
Anonymous No.723933863 [Report] >>723934020
>>723933493
Kakariko is a Sheikah settlement. Before they were quirky Asian nerds, the Sheikah were the Royal Family's enforcers, willing to do anything and everything the royals ordered them to do.
OOT's Hyrule is only ten years out of a big civil war, wherein the Sheikah saw a lot of use.
Anonymous No.723933995 [Report] >>723943784
>>723933493
Royal family fags refuse to acknowledge this. They're the most psychotic, violent, and brutal people on this planet but they still insist Ganondorf is some unprecedentedly cruel monster for simply bringing long overdue justice to Hyrule.
Anonymous No.723934020 [Report]
>>723933863
I forgot that it was a Sheikah place, though I do remember them being spooky ninja people before BotW.
Anonymous No.723934142 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)
there's literally a potion shop next door the poisoned that well so it's no longer used but the potion seller is very old and the only one who remembers who did it
Anonymous No.723934718 [Report]
>>723923919
Stop noticing, we need more diversity in Hyrule, also Ganons are Goddess chosen people
Anonymous No.723936517 [Report] >>723936617 >>723939509 >>723947727 >>723947858 >>723953906
>only way to reach ganon's castle is with a rainbow bridge from the sages
>beat ganon
>suddenly rock bridge appears
how do you explain this?
Anonymous No.723936537 [Report]
That's not water, anon.
Anonymous No.723936617 [Report]
>>723936517
It's magic, anon. Don't have to explain shit.
Anonymous No.723936928 [Report] >>723944947
>>723918005
How does he wield such power over the village?
Anonymous No.723937236 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faV3aLWpVk4
>mfw
Anonymous No.723939371 [Report] >>723942643
>>723903374 (OP)
That's the grain silo, dummy
Anonymous No.723939509 [Report]
>>723936517
Between every Zelda game, Din grabs the world and starts shaking really hard so it looks different when the next game happens.
BOTW and TOTK are Hyliaslop so things mostly stayed the same.
Anonymous No.723942643 [Report] >>723944409 >>723944751
>>723939371
The grain silo is in the ground?
Anonymous No.723943784 [Report] >>723944584 >>723944862
>>723933995
Feeding Gorons to Volvagia, Freeing Bongo-Bongo, Freezing the Zora, and infesting Kokiri forest with monsters was "justice"?
Anonymous No.723944409 [Report]
>>723942643
yes, to ground the grain before it gets grinded
Anonymous No.723944584 [Report] >>723944804 >>723945540
>>723943784
>gorons
So picky and snobbish about food that they pretended there was a food crisis. If the Gorons think being denied their favorite meal is criminal, then they shouldn't deny Volvagia's appetite.
>bongo bongo
Creation of the Royal Family, Ganondorf just let their prisoner go after an undue detainment.
>the Zora
They let their god do dangerous things to children with his mouth, they needed a timeout.
>Kokiri
The Deku Tree is willing to let children get assimilated by forest magic, and the one he spared got bullied for years by his children with little to no intervention. Those wily fae need to learn what it's like to get harassed by creatures stronger than you.

Eyup, King Ganon is the best thing that ever happened to Hyrule.
Anonymous No.723944751 [Report]
>>723942643
That way, if we have a silo explosion, it will be safely contained in the ground.
Anonymous No.723944804 [Report]
>>723944584
Funny post, but I gotta say seeing this model made me notice a new detail. Ingo's knees are covered in dirt, because he does the bulk of the work at the ranch while Talon sleeps. OOT's level of detail is amazing, I really don't know of many games especially of its time that went that far.
Anonymous No.723944862 [Report]
>>723943784
>Feeding Gorons to Volvagia
Useless rock-eating burdens to the kingdom that contribute nothing but still receive our resources and protection. Most of the Gorons residing on Death Mountain are undocumented and pay no taxes. The ones imprisoned in the Fire Temple all deserve to be there. The claims that they are being fed to an ancient evil dragon are completely unfounded. Besides, Volvagia was allegedly imprisoned in the Fire Temple by THEIR hero using THEIR sacred hammer. If there is a dragon in there eating them, the Goron's caused that problem for themselves.
>Freeing Bongo-Bongo
A political prisoner unjustly jailed by the royal family to silence dissent. Do you know many people the royal family brutally tortured to death, all without a trial? There's labyrinth-like execution prisons built by the royal family all over Hyrule, and they have the audacity to call them "temples". It's time people wake up to the truth.
>Freezing the Zora
The Zora had a monopoly on our water supply and were leveraging it to give a sizable piece of OUR land to their king. We would only continue to be subservient to them if we played their game. We needed to show them that they hold no power over us.
>infesting Kokiri forest with monsters
Those "monsters" are the loyal minions of Lord Ganondorf. They're guarding our borders from outside invaders, and they're doing a way better job than the Peter Pan militia. Besides, the decay of the Kokiri forest is due to the death of their precious "Deku Tree" they all worship. It's death has nothing to do with Hyrule, and the Kokiri's unwillingness to do anything to adapt to the situation is not our problem. Ganondorf offered them protection years ago and their selfish tree king refused. Let the idiots drown.
Anonymous No.723944947 [Report] >>723944973
>>723936928
he's the only gravedigger in hyrule. if he doesn't get his way you or your family members will suffer there indignity of an improper burial or none at all. that gives him a lot of influence.
Anonymous No.723944973 [Report]
>>723944947
How are people supposed to die now that he's dead though?
Anonymous No.723945171 [Report] >>723945231
The whole point is Kakariko is a ninja village and they were hiding the rape dungeon where they do the really REALLY fucked-up shit at the bottom of a fake well. Once the there was a mass exodus from hyrule castle town, they had no choice but to seal the entrance.
Now don't even ask what they do with that cow.
Anonymous No.723945231 [Report] >>723945295 >>723945338 >>723945950
>>723945171
What did the cow even do to get put in jail like that?
Anonymous No.723945295 [Report]
>>723945231
Stop asking questions.
Anonymous No.723945338 [Report]
>>723945231
Impa controls Kakariko's milk market.
Anonymous No.723945540 [Report]
>>723944584
There's details like that on other characters too. It makes sense really when you consider that Ocarina of Time was the time period equivalent of the big cinematic AAA games we see now. There was a lot of effort put in to make sure it looked as visually impressive as possible.
Anonymous No.723945856 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)

Too many cadavers at the bottom
Anonymous No.723945950 [Report]
>>723945231
Uh oh, the Hoyliam know
Shut it down!
Anonymous No.723946086 [Report] >>723946223
>>723920101
>>723920267
Windmill-powered water-pumps are a real thing.
Of course we never see the storage tank it's being pumped into or anything like that either, but it's not unreasonable at all for something like this to exist in the village.
Kakariko Village is at a relatively high altitude compared to the river, so it makes perfect sense that they would pump water up to the village. Assuming the well taps into the water table, having the windmill go into overdrive could, in theory, cause it to drain as it draws too much supply from the water table.
Anonymous No.723946204 [Report]
Meanwhile, in the Kakariko Graveyard...
Anonymous No.723946223 [Report] >>723946389
>>723946086
You can sucker my rod
Anonymous No.723946259 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)
isn't that well full of dead bodies?
that would be like drinking water from the ganges
Anonymous No.723946389 [Report]
>>723946223
You can't afford me.
Anonymous No.723946626 [Report]
corpses and decay are kind of gross... i dont know why people aren't more bothered by graveyards and cemeteries. enforce cremation thx.
Anonymous No.723947705 [Report] >>723948451
>>723903374 (OP)
>Bongo noises intensify.
Anonymous No.723947727 [Report]
>>723936517
it's odd how i fucking hate when they try to connect zelda games, but love stuff like this.
Anonymous No.723947858 [Report]
>>723936517
I thought that was behind the castle, but even if that's the case, it's still not entirely consistent.
Anonymous No.723948451 [Report]
>>723947705
AHH
Anonymous No.723949052 [Report]
>>723906856
i want to f*ck that f*sh
Anonymous No.723949901 [Report]
Draw!
Anonymous No.723950074 [Report] >>723950743 >>723951440
>>723903374 (OP)
I'VE SEEN THINGS THAT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW HYRULE?
LINK AGAIN!
Anonymous No.723950743 [Report]
>>723950074
THIS IS YOUR KING
AND THIS IS YOUR QUEEN
AND THIS IS...YOU
Anonymous No.723951440 [Report]
>>723950074
>I asked Bongo Bongo to stop by
Anonymous No.723953592 [Report]
>>723903374 (OP)
Too much nostalgia bros
Anonymous No.723953906 [Report]
>>723936517
The rainbow bridge is beneath there, it's just covered with the debris of an entire castle.
Anonymous No.723956189 [Report] >>723958531 >>723959237
Which version of Majora's Mask decompilation pc port is better?
Anonymous No.723958531 [Report]
>>723956189
Recomp, and by far. It will actually support cross game mods and raytracing etc. by the time OoT drops and has way better higher FPS modes and graphics that are more accurate to the original game .
Anonymous No.723959237 [Report]
>>723956189
recomp. the trannies that run 2shit had a melty when the decomp just worked. they were withholding progress on purpose to keep people beholden to their faggot shit, and then wise guy just dropped the best possible version of majora's mask out of nowhere.