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Anonymous No.723905723 [Report] >>723905973 >>723906187 >>723906385 >>723906440 >>723906489 >>723907507 >>723907628 >>723908029 >>723908150 >>723908216 >>723909028 >>723909524 >>723909752 >>723916261 >>723916941 >>723919424 >>723919505
Does Postal 2 hold up?
Anonymous No.723905926 [Report]
Postal dude with a femboy bnuuy? Yep, I need more!
Anonymous No.723905973 [Report] >>723915889
>>723905723 (OP)
not really, 90% of people dont even know you fight a cow demon at the end because of how fucking terrible 80% of the missions are.
Anonymous No.723906115 [Report]
bnuuy
Anonymous No.723906125 [Report]
as an fps not at all
as an adventure game meh
Anonymous No.723906187 [Report]
>>723905723 (OP)
I think it does, but it's the only Postal that actually holds up. Do not get memed into playing the other ones if you want to check out the series. Even the first one I'm not too crazy about and it's fine at best.
Anonymous No.723906352 [Report]
it's not very good but everyone should play it anyway
Anonymous No.723906385 [Report] >>723907867 >>723908240 >>723919678 >>723919784
>>723905723 (OP)
i look like the guy on the right IRL
sage No.723906408 [Report]
Kill yourself faggot
Anonymous No.723906440 [Report]
>>723905723 (OP)
Postal Dude is straight. He likes hot chicks with big tits (no fatties), guns, fire, explosives, murder, and that's that.
Anonymous No.723906489 [Report]
>>723905723 (OP)
I'm not going to say it's objectively the best FPS but it's certainly my favorite. I hope the remaster is good. Would be nice to be able to use a bunch of mods without the game crashing every 20 minutes.
Anonymous No.723907213 [Report]
bnuuy
Anonymous No.723907507 [Report]
>>723905723 (OP)
FEMBOY BUNE
Anonymous No.723907628 [Report] >>723908029
>>723905723 (OP)
>someone actually has a thing for the postal dude
I’ll add them to list next to the buff SpongeBob, and Randy Marsh gal I guess.
Anonymous No.723907867 [Report]
>>723906385
You're not a bnuuy.
Anonymous No.723907967 [Report]
I like Spec Ops the Line but damn Postal 2 legitimately did everything that game was trying to do way better, way earlier, without even entirely trying to.
Anonymous No.723908029 [Report] >>723908852
>>723905723 (OP)
>>723907628
Why is the xitter crowd so obsessed with Postal?
Anonymous No.723908150 [Report] >>723908771 >>723914142 >>723918425 >>723919336 >>723919949
>>723905723 (OP)
Are fembuns really that soft?
Anonymous No.723908216 [Report] >>723908649
>>723905723 (OP)
>Postal 1
Fairly dark, grounded, mostly meaningless violence
>Postal 2
Cartoon ultra violence that aimed at triggering everything and everyone
>Postal 4
memes lmao xd
>Brain damaged
memes lmao xd + trump suxxx
Anonymous No.723908240 [Report]
>>723906385

Post ears.
Anonymous No.723908649 [Report]
>>723908216
The point of Brain Damaged is that it's a pretty fun retro FPS first.
Anonymous No.723908771 [Report] >>723908905
>>723908150
Rabbits don't have paw pads.
Anonymous No.723908852 [Report] >>723908997 >>723909248 >>723909470 >>723910253 >>723917198 >>723919129 >>723919809
>>723908029
Because the MC is a heccin' wholesome ally
Anonymous No.723908905 [Report]
>>723908771
and they dont talk,walk on 2 legs and have big anime eyes...so?
Anonymous No.723908997 [Report]
>>723908852
Lmao troons would 100% be one of the factions that hates you in a Postal game.
Anonymous No.723909028 [Report]
>>723905723 (OP)
Not really
When I played it I gave up on making progress fairly quickly and just started wandering around peeing on women, decapitating women with a shovel, and lighting women on fire. Which was fun and all but not really enough to carry the whole game.
Anonymous No.723909248 [Report]
>>723908852
god I wish I could be an actual Dev and tell people that my characters are transphobic
Anonymous No.723909470 [Report]
>>723908852
That just seems dumb. He would most likely don't care about them but would definitely make a joke about them just like he did with rednecks, protestors, arabs etc.
Anonymous No.723909524 [Report]
>>723905723 (OP)
I got done playing it and the expansions last night, I thought they were okay.
Anonymous No.723909613 [Report] >>723909874
I'm not a furry...
Anonymous No.723909697 [Report]
Realistically, Postal Dude would probably be chud
>wife hates him
>people around him hate him
>goverment hates him
>like guns and freedom
>dislikes commies
Anonymous No.723909752 [Report]
>>723905723 (OP)
As a funny meme game, yeah it does. I think everyone should play it at least once so they know what the gaming industry was like before it got pozzed by fags and porn addicts
Anonymous No.723909874 [Report]
>>723909613
... but! Those tail scratches...
Anonymous No.723910217 [Report]
This thread can't be good for me, but I feel great.
Anonymous No.723910253 [Report] >>723912750
>>723908852
They are referring to the official licensed addon where postal dude loses his dick and gets a woman voice where he has to get back his dick
Anonymous No.723912607 [Report]
sex
Anonymous No.723912750 [Report]
>>723910253
honestly I don't see how an ordeal like that wouldn't make him hate transfolx

It's like saying duke nukem is an alien ally because they blew up his ride
Anonymous No.723913228 [Report]
Furry femboys are too pretty to exist on this bitch of an Earth.
Anonymous No.723913901 [Report]
the movie holds up every September 11
Anonymous No.723914142 [Report] >>723914742 >>723914946
>>723908150
Rabbits are like 90% fluff.
Anonymous No.723914742 [Report]
>>723914142
Imagine the possibilities...
Anonymous No.723914946 [Report]
>>723914142
Anonymous No.723915889 [Report] >>723917580
>>723905973
>you fight a cow demon at the end
That was the weekend DLC. The game ends with the apocalypse on Friday. The DLC takes away the open world, free choice nature of the game in favor of linear missions and really ruins the vibe the base game was going for.
Anonymous No.723916261 [Report]
>>723905723 (OP)
It's a fun game, but if you weren't around and aware of what was happening in the world at the time of its release, I feel like it doesn't have the same effect.
You have to be able to tolerate indie UE2 jank too.
Anonymous No.723916770 [Report]
Did you get your (not)funko pop /v/?
Anonymous No.723916941 [Report]
>>723905723 (OP)
i had a lot of fun with it like 5 years ago
Anonymous No.723917117 [Report] >>723918097
What's your goto melee weapon? For me, it is the humble garden sheers.
Anonymous No.723917191 [Report]
yes
but no
Anonymous No.723917198 [Report] >>723917271
>>723908852
Postage Guy is misanthropic, he's transphobic by extension
Anonymous No.723917271 [Report]
>>723917198
He's an equal opportunity killer, I mean, it is more politically correct to kill the women and minorities first.
Anonymous No.723917580 [Report] >>723917682 >>723918052
>>723915889
>The DLC takes away the open world, free choice nature of the game in favor of linear missions and really ruins the vibe the base game was going for.
One of the "remake" kickstarter stretch goals was to expand apocalypse weekend so it is as open ended as the other days. It didn't reach it. 20 years later and Apocalypse Weekend will still be horrible outside of spamming the overpowered double barrel
Anonymous No.723917682 [Report]
>>723917580
Hey come on, the terrorist base was fun.
No it wasn't, fucking clown car rooms.
Anonymous No.723917970 [Report] >>723918337
Did postal 3 deserve to be retconned?
Anonymous No.723918052 [Report]
>>723917580
>got excited hearing unfucking apocalypse weekend was a stretch goal
>it's 700K
What the fuck were they thinking?
Anonymous No.723918097 [Report]
>>723917117
Anything that insta chops or gives heads because melee combat is astronomically worse than the ranged combat which is already terrible at worst and mildly amusing with explosives at best
Anonymous No.723918337 [Report]
>>723917970
Yes. No matter how terrible Postal 4 is, Postal 3 will always be worse.
Anonymous No.723918425 [Report]
>>723908150
>Fagslop
Adding that to my lexicon.
Anonymous No.723919129 [Report]
>>723908852
>He might set children on fire and piss on their smouldering corpses but he would NEVER EVER deadname a hecking valid trans person
Anonymous No.723919336 [Report] >>723919363
>>723908150
This guy blocked me after I pointed out that his comics used to be humorous. But he's not funny irl so he fell back on making fag slop because he wanted sexual attention more than recognition for being a good artist
Anonymous No.723919363 [Report]
>>723919336
You deserved it
Anonymous No.723919424 [Report] >>723920054
>>723905723 (OP)
If you gave it to a 12 year old boy, would he have fun with it? Yeah I think he would. However, it still has some flaws.
The combat is serviceable, but most of the enemies have hitscan weapons, so whether or not you die is not really based on skill, but luck. A lot of the weapons aren't balanced very well too.
Some of the comedy is kind of outdated, I was an edgy teenager when it was released in 2003 so of course I thought it was funny, but now it's a little cringe. There's still some funny stuff in it though.
This is more of a nitpick, but there's really not much to do other than the main tasks, you can explore much of the city for ammo and weapons, there's also some events that happen on certain days, but that's about it.
I would say that Postal 2 holds up for its artistic and historical importance, there really wasn't many open world sand box type games at the time, and the whole game was made more as a critique of society and their thoughts about video games, which is interesting to know and appreciate.
Ultimately, yeah, it holds up.
Anonymous No.723919505 [Report] >>723919853
>>723905723 (OP)
me on the right
Anonymous No.723919678 [Report]
>>723906385
Post fluffy tail.
Anonymous No.723919784 [Report]
>>723906385
ok, i want to kiss you and breed
Anonymous No.723919809 [Report]
>>723908852
heckin wholesome psychopath is the worst trope

psychopath, no humanity, hurts people with no emotion, even hurts people for fun, BUT HES CERTAINLY NOT RACIST OR TRANSPHOBIC
Anonymous No.723919853 [Report]
>>723919505
OMG , you are the guy who hosts my email adress
Anonymous No.723919949 [Report]
>>723908150
Literal tranny artist
Anonymous No.723920054 [Report]
>>723919424
>cringe
The issue is that it is one of those games where if played in current year, you must place yourself back in time when it was released to experience and appreciate what it was really going for. To today's standards, and what the current political climate is... yeah, it doesn't really align with much of anybody anymore, especially with a large portion being pop culture references.

Postal 1 can still be appreciated to *nearly* the full extent as it was on release, there isn't much (or at all really) in terms of references and the setting can take place in pretty much any small hick town in america. Postal 1 is a timeless classic; whereas Postal 2 can be dated significantly.