Thread 723913307

But what's wrong with unusual romances in /v/idya? They're fun. If I wanted "normal" ones, I would go read.

>>723913307 (OP)
This. Let people love who they want!

>>723913307 (OP)
>I would go read
Anon…

>>723913395
This. Let people love who they want!
>>723913395
haha whoops ^^;

What would you read?

It's wrong because the bear isn't female instead!

Did you finally get banned for explicitly shilling tencent games without paying for an ad op?

>>723913307 (OP)
eckerphiles be like
>yooo i wanna fuck that bear

/v/ wouldn't care if he transformed into a horse.

>>723913307 (OP)
Im never playing this game because they decided to advertise it with gay beastiality

>>723913307 (OP)
Anything that happens in a game that might make a man happy, I hate.
t. every woman

>>723913980
Why is it okay for an adult man to transform into an animal to have sex but it isn't okay if he transforms into a child to have sex?

>>723913980
So it's okay if a 14 year old consents? Got it.

>>723913307 (OP)
You joke, but I honestly do enjoy when there are fucked up weird romances in games. It's what was fun about romancing Camilla in WotR, if your waifu doesn't want to kill her family and then have you fuck her on the pile of corpses then what's the point? Similarly, BG3 should've had some actual necrophilia rather than just making it a throwaway line for durge. Have Gale walk in on me balls-deep in a dead tiefling, it'll be a fun roleplaying experience

>>723914351
Because bestiality is more acceptable than your brainrot fetish, in case literal countries legalizing dog fucking wasn't proof enough.

>>723914351
child is not an animal druids can turn into tho.

>>723913980
It would still be gay sex, they specifically advertised it with Astarion
Also transformation is shit, go all the way and make it an ACTUAL horse or gtfo

>>723914603
>countries legalizing dog fucking
Like which? More often countries that had allowed it before have banned it.

>>723914637
baleful polymorph can do just that. If it looks like a horse and it neighs like a horse...
just enjoy Shadowheart's babies sharing a bloodline with Scratch

>>723914707
Germany, apparently. West Germany legalized it in 1969 but only banned it in 2013.

>>723913980
>give me your puppies

>>723915434
>west
that was the weimar part, right?

>>723915872
The Weimar Republic and West Germany aren't the same thing, anon. Actually, I think the city of Weimar was in East Germany, now that I take a look at a map.

>>723913307 (OP)
Im in act II rn and still havent seen this scene. Im having a good time but I wish the writing and fantasy were a bit darker. Feels a bit too fairytale/goofy like to me.

>>723913665
based

Anon i...

>>723916817
>Women will fantasize about jacking of giant smeggy minotaur cocks but won't give me the time of day
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>723916817
I mean that’s like your typical female fanta——
>>723916905
What the fuck
Does it have like a bug dick or something??

>>723916905
>>723916817
Okay but where’s the ones for guys?
What if I want to fuck a moth or a cow?

>>723917346
You act like there aren't a billion moth girls and cow girls in fiction.

japan has fallen

>>723917008
Maybe take a second and look at yourself as to why. Maybe if you didn't stink worse than cow shit it would be a start?

>>723918045
I want books tho, or anything but doujinshi from Japon

>>723918137
>women will fuck dogs but not me
What the fuck

>>723913665
This nigga gets it.
Give me a Druidess.
Or be bold and give us a fucking Winter Wolf.
Just straight up female talking evil wolf.

>>723917346
Apparently guys in general according to statistics are in decline as far as reading literature goes so I'd assume they aren't focusing on men as much. That and going by trends, guys mostly don't go for full beastfolk.

>>723916817
>>723917008
>>723918202
>Guys: "I LOVE MONSTER GIRLS! I WANT TO FUCK THAT VAGINA DENTATA!"
>Also Guys: "Why want love monster boys!? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO MEEE I'M GOING INSANEEEE I WILL SHOOT A SCHOOL!!!!!"
Really my niggas? Everyone love monsters...

>>723918439
There's a lot of cow and moth vtubers.

>>723913307 (OP)
Not many games have the kind I like.

>>723913307 (OP)
Please wake me up when somebody finally makes a mod which changes that bear into a female one.

>>723918602
Sorry, anon, Owlcat won't adapt Reign of Winter because you end up killing your way through Russian soldiers to find Grigori Rasputin.

>>723913980
I just wanna fuck a displacer beast no matter what gender it has.

>>723919121
Why would you want them to adapt it? So you can find out that Greta is a cannibal while she's getting knotted by another wolf halfway through her romance?

>>723918202
Anon, the cow shit is clearly what they want. If anything I need to stink even MORE and keep myself even more unkempt until I look like a hairy cave troll with my pubes matted with dried cum. Only then will I finally attract a human woman

>>723918719
Where are these statistics and trends
Link them
I want to know

>>723913307 (OP)
>tried to replay bg3
>get to goblin camp
>try to kill priests she calls 10 other goblins and they take 2minutes to do their turn
>close game
i will never understand what those fuckers didnt give animation speed slider

>>723919248
Is anyone else in any hurry to adapt Pathfinder modules?

>>723918137
>Dem almost out-of-frame fuck me eyes on a male doggo
Is that it, that's how furfaggots are made?

>>723913307 (OP)
if not bestiality etc.

>>723913980
Vaush is that you?

>>723919332
https://archive.is/20250625195754/https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/25/style/fiction-books-men-reading.html
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2025/10/education-decline-low-expectations/684526/?gift=g2C8lVPJtldD-QIam20XEDHsw4TUxAGkjCF_wMU-4j4
https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/archive/2024/11/books-briefing-gen-z-reading-books-waste-time/680586/

Basically zoomers are reading less, especially males but there's decline overall and signs that modern novels pander to women because they are the only thing keeping t on life support.

If a "bear" can pass the harness test so can a "child"

>>723914631
True. Instead let's say you meet a shapeshifter who doesn't mind indulging certain fantasies.
Both parties are consenting adults, so is there a problem? If so, explain.

>>723913665
I know people who are jealous of that guy who was raped 20 times by a mountain lion.

>>723921601
>raped 20 times by a mountain lion
not a real story, unfortunately

>>723919121
I know and that makes me really, really sad.

>>723921196
Megusaki prostatots aren't real kids though

>>723913307 (OP)
The bear was derided purely because the same people who celebrated it were the same people accusing you of being a weirdo for liking hot girls in vidya or anime, shaming you into accepting censorship. Had those same clowns not spoken up, then there'd be no issue. It's hilarious now that you have grifters like Sarkeesian now suddenly pretending to be pro-sex and anti-cenorship just because the Republican Christians are now trying to censor your media like the 90's.

>>723922353
Same. It's exactly the sort of gonzo bullshit I like, but we can't have it because the commies would bitch about it.

>>723913838
Huh?

>>723916817
If you flip the gender roles to make this story about a young adult she-minotaur getting a job at a farm and getting fucked by big farming human males, you'd have this board go thirsty as fuck for this book.