Thread 723917247

Post only the most kinoest mobile game ads

This is what happens when you join Frank.

who makes these

GIWTWM

>>723917247 (OP)
That one where the goblin tax guy shows up and demolishes your house because you picked "Declare Bankruptcy" instead of "Sell Kidney" is peak kino. 3D models jankier than PS1 cutscenes, voice acting like a Fiverr fever dream, and yet it had more emotional weight than most AAA reveals in the last five years. Absolute masterpiece.

This is what chinks, who are now entirely in control of the gaming market, think Grand Theft Auto is.

>>723917247 (OP)
i don't understand why don't they actually make the games like the ads, though
instead of the generic sloppa they make
retarded shit like this would actually sell

>>723920914
why don't you make it nodev?

>>723920914
In China everything is censored. It is illegal to make good games, and they control every gaming company.

>>723920914
whales will pay for generic shit anyway

>>723917247 (OP)
This is insane

>>723920914
At this point I want an actual mafia city game like depicted in ads complete with story changing choices

>>723917247 (OP)
That video makes perfect sense, if not you'll never be a level 100 Mafia King like me.

>>723921117
this is the real answer
mobile gaming is actual slop that makes AI games and art look good
it's been a complete cesspit for at least 5 years now

>>723921282
Grandma, wtf???

>>723917247 (OP)
humiliation ritual

>>723921282
what did she mean by this

>>723919245
All me, autobiographical of course.

>>723919245
indians

>>723921618
This one is actually cute... by mobile games standards.

>>723921618
thought he was going to fuck one of the dinosaurs

>>723921491
This is accurate he would have missed every shot even if it was 100%

>>723921791
Baldur's Gate 3 looks like this?

>>723921791
Why would Jar Jar Binks do this?

>>723917247 (OP)
cave divers be like

>>723921791
Was Nakai getting his bussy destroyed part of the Great Plan?

>>723922609
Fucking kek wtf

>>723922609
I wonder if the person who made this actually likes Sonic or just wanted to make the most autistic thing he could think of.

>>723922609
This is also what gen alpha consume btw

>>723922609
>>723922891
so what are gonna be the consequences of gen alpha growing up on this shit

Why is it ALWAYS poop, needles and gay sex?

>>723922898
Lol these are so ridiculous what drugs are these people on

>>723922948
Instead of a small percentage of a generation being mentally deficient, autistic, gooning fucks like us, imagine an entire generation of them.

>>723922898
forbidden snu snu

>>723920914
Because getting the one in a hundred guy to shell out hundreds to get past the time wasting bullshit is a better business model than making an actually kinda fun game. Legitimately that's the reason, they're just fishing for the people with an addictive personality and low standards

>>723919245
Chinese people aided by the indians with funding from saudis backed by soros, all puppeteered by the reptilians.

>>723920914
idk they don't censor girls like this

>>723923241
Somehow the funniest thing to me is how he didn't hesitate for a second killing his wife.

>>723923316
Kek

>>723922609
in indea if you can make someone drink water with your feces in it its believed that you gain control over their destiny. This is very much a thing so if you ever go to indea make sure to only drink water you brought in rom another country.

This is also why the gangies river is so polluted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNv6gCz_HWY
C'mon! C'mon!

>>723923316
I'm more surprised she knew how to shake that ass that's a smart zombie

>>723923526
The zombie virus only activated once the husband wanted affection.

>>723923620
Would.

>>723923687
Ahhh the usual you can't win with women

>>723917247 (OP)
Is this Andrew Tate's backstory?

>>723923051
>nonsense requires drugs
incredibly basic, midwit take.

>>723924054
Damn potato turned into a looker

>>723920881
You haven’t played on an RP server before, clearly

>>723921791
Every time this gets posted I always forget that the gay sex has nothing to do with the rest of the ad
It's just there

>>723921686
>>723921791
Hate that these are actually kinda hot

>>723924732
That's what makes it genius. Whole world of possibilities for a 2 second cold open to your deranged mobile game ad and they did gay sex.

>>723923087
When I look outside at the absolute state of soiciety right now, that might be an improvement.

>>723922704
Don't you see the guard watching and going "nothing unusual here". It was all part of the plan.

>>723921618
Yoshi's Island
>>723923412
Worms Armageddon
>>723924753
Jungle de Ikou

>>723922609
the reveal that amy had her own mermaid made me laugh hard

>>723921618
>tfw no dino mom to hook me up with girls

>>723923905
kino of the thread

>>723925338
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

>>723925338
Tragic

>>723924585
What was the significance of the green hat again?

>>723925529
its the chinese symbol for cuck, much like europe has the stag horns

>>723923316
The funniest thing is that he NEVER HESITATES

>>723924585
His wife was a coal burner at fifteen grim

>>723925338
snu snu

>>723925790
gross

>>723925338
He should have had a slightly bigger level than her but lower than the enemy tribe then cut to black as it heavily implies him killing her to save himself. Would've been a classical tragedy masterpiece instead of forgettable

>>723925790
Imagining touching a woman's abdomen and it being hard made me kinda depressed.

>>723921618
I need a game where I'm raised by dinosaurs, dammit

>>723925338
This made me upset a bit, I legit got invested in their relationship. Would make for pretty good NTR game.

>>723921883
No game is perfect

>>723926005
Why would you touch the abdomen of a brown woman?

>>723922948
>so what are gonna be the consequences of gen alpha growing up on this shit
I heard Elsa gate fucked up the later half of the zoomers. This will probably create science fiction amalgamations like we've never seen before in the books

>>723925338
>Manly Tears Dark Souls playthrough.webm

>>723920914
Making games is hard and expensive.

>>723925790
Source this right the fuck now

>>723921618
Dinobros are so cool I wonder if we could've domesticized them.

This is why all kids are braindead today

I find the fart ones arousing.

>>723921491
>Miss
I teeheed

>>723927004
https://x.com/jadexmiura/status/1980987502514290988

>>723924790
What's hot about the orc one?

Best thread on /v/ right now

>>723919245
Zack D. If it wasn't obvious.

>>723921282
genuinely more compelling than 99% of AAA slop stories

>>723925296
It feels like something golden era simpsons would do

>>723921282
You can see this shit is what AI was trained on

>>723923506
These are Chinese? I thought they were indian for some reason

>>723919245
A Large Diffusion Model.
Or just AI slop

>>723923862
Only with the giant hair

>>723929115
these were around before AI dumbass

>>723925338
this is like 40 different doujins put into one

>>723925790
whomst

>>723927505
Implied sex is hotter than seen sex

>>723932527
See >>723927425

coming to the realization that lobotomy corporation is one of these mobile games if they were real

Peak thread op
Bump

>>723924753
based completely unrelated old man

>>723923526
Bitch wanted cock instead of brains but the husband misunderstood it.

>>723917247 (OP)
Fuck you nigger it doesn't count when people just make fake ads pretending to be real ones

>>723935557
Kek

>>723935763
Top kek this one is the best by far

>>723921791
I wish more games had gay lizard sex

>>723935505
Kek

>>723935610
GIWTWM

>>723936163
>private_servers.webm

>>723927760
It has nothing to do with the game, as is the case with all these ads.

>>723920914
>would actually sell

>>723937809
Would've sold 10 times more without the faggy title.

>>723922898
The only historically accurate one.

>>723938225
Its true. One of my ancestors is a mammoth

>>723935610
The teacher appearing suddenly over her head was an amazing twist

>>723923241
>south africa simulator

>>723921791
What was the point of the first scene

>>723939542
Shock value to grab attention.

>>723917247 (OP)
>>723923620
omfg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>723936163
YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

>>723936163
Kino best gameplay ever

>>723936163
>lv1 human gives pig 9998 levels
Dogshit game design.

>>723921791
Lmao

>>723921491
>not taking the 87% shot
Love from Khazakstan

>>723921686
any games like that? like a roguelike match3 where you have to keep going on an infinitelly scrolling field, not the gay sex part

>>723920914
How tf would you make a game like op's video

>>723937809
Doesn't look anything like it.
Doesn't play anything like it.
Deserved flop, lul.

>>723923506
What happens after the hand grabs him

Mafia City has been more influential than Mario

>>723944890
Charleschads keep on winning

>>723937809
>D3P
And that would be $60! Don't forget to buy our $100 DLCs too!

>>723937809
>steam only
>instead of the mobile market
Dumb

>>723929115
No AI can ever be this genious

>>723925790
Fake nails are disgusting and unhygienic

>>723929115
>UHHHHHHHHH AI SLOP IT'S AI SLOP'S FAULT
is this your first week online???????? kill yourself you stupid nigger.

>>723917247 (OP)
Andrew Tate origin story?

>>723921204
This pajeet ruined aqua for me. Good job ruined my country and now one of my wives

>>723947746
Same. And I'm still thinking he is raping Satania from time to time here.

>>723945769
shut up gay boy

>>723921085
>It is illegal to make good games
kek

>>723921618
>not marrying the big mama
mission failed

>>723922898
he died

>>723937809
first one was decently succesful for a game of that scope, i played both and they were pretty fun
there's a third one and it sold even less

>>723917378
uhh franksissies???
our answer??

>really get tempted to play those big number games, like thousands of enemy soldiers coming as my soldier runs through number gates
>turns out it's obviously fake and really just a city builder game
>see youtube ad claiming "play my game, it's actually real!"
>play that game, and it's not real or it's super shit

Are there actaully any good games like this?

>>723948434
If they actually made a game like this people would play the shit out of it kek

>>723927760
It's easy to create great premise but very hard to resolve it in a compelling story.

>>723949124
No, there aren't. The reason may shock you: https://youtube.com/watch?v=NhajAqI66nU

>>723947845
Christ

>>723922948
free labor on some construction project of the century

>>723951586
Lmao

>>723951541
Top kek I fucking love this thread

>>723925338
The romance between this small man and his big tauren gf had me hooked more than most vidya romances.

nothing white makes these things

>>723921791
That fucking beastman and the croc look like they were ripped out of TW Warhammer

>>723949124
the people behind Katamari games made them playable

>>723924054
>looked up what a taiga is
>a snowy forest with evergreens

Huh, I learned something.

Where are all the JRPGs styled after these mobile ads?

>>723925338
this should've had a happy ending

>>723925790
She is beautiful, I want to wrestle fuck her

>>723955049
TOLL PAID

>>723935505
this is a greek tragedy

>>723923746
>X-Com: Origins

>>723921282
those ads go so hard for an ... ok merge game.

>>723935763
Every time

>>723917378
FPBP

>>723921282
>He is alive
I got goosebumps

>>723947746
>one of my wives

>>723935763
this one is so much better with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFfDZZ52aAc

>>723923260
this, but unironically.

>>723921791
the way the croc opens his mouth after the first thrust lmao

>>723923687
sounds like a real woman then

>>723921491
god i love ryona

>>723935505
kino ending

>>723917247 (OP)
Yoooo Indian Mafia DLC

This thread made me realize why I like older games more, even if played for the first time, its not a nostalgia thing.
I am unironically more invested in the dumb story of those ads than recent vidya stories.
Back then just a couple random dudes took a shot and wrote it up in their basement. Was weird and full of cliches etc. but it kinda kept you hooked.

>>723923313
Kys 3dpd
I jerking Off to your webm anyway

>>723919245
these are immensely indian

>>723923260
Good lord, what a terrible, ugly world
This is why the World's priority should be to worship beauty and nice things, not worship money as the god of everything, money sucks if everything is ugly

>>723921618
so he is his own father?

>>723921491
kek

>>723951586
What happens if you lose is what I want to know.

>>723954909
2hus sexo

>>723921618
Feather meme really killed dinosaurs

>>723923412
Damn, his mom has a huge ass

>>723925338
Powerful.

>>723925338
good lord i want to breed that minotauress. and milk her like the cow she is

>>723925790
I can't pin down her ethinicity.
Somekind of jungle asian, correct?

>>723917247 (OP)
You know. I don't give a fuck if this is a real ad or AI generated parody.

>>723919245
This SPECIFIC one feels bollywood.

>>723920914
I like the cut of your jib. You would be wise to join my brainrot mafia.

>>723923402
>so if you ever go to indea
No, I'm good.

Anyone have the one of the wolf that needs to shit but all the toilets are taken and it gets in a fight with like a gorilla and end up shitting everywhere? It had the Lain opening song as the background music

>>723923260
truth

>>723923028
Because if it's straight sex the coomers will expect it in game and won't pay up without it. They want small children with money and dumb idiots.

>>723963257
found it
https://files.catbox.moe/loghry.mp4

>>723949847
it is an actual game btw, they're still making it but it has a steam page

>>723963535
Kek

>>723954909
Did they survive the ugly bastard gank?!

>>723925338
this is peak minotauress design, i would give my life to breed her

>>723963535
>in order to achieve the latest slam the gorilla takes his hand off his ass, releasing all his shit
K I N O

>>723921282
Kek.

Check if that was posted yet

>>723919245
M Night Shyamalan

>>723917247 (OP)
The old Clash of Clans ads were kino.
>Hog Rider

>>723964584
i know for a fact this is not the complete ad, but i don't have the full one saved

>>723955487
THEN YOU BETTER BUY THE GAME AND WIN

>>723966070
>dodged a bullet and got the lv. 99 gf instead
Lucky guy

>>723966070
I still remember the one thread where anon managed to identify the girl as a ripped model from TERA.

>>723935505
kino.

>>723935505
a true reenactment of a graeco-roman tragedy

>>723966070
kino

>>723935505
Shamalan wishes he could make a plot twist this good.

>>723967495
you fucks are scarrily good at identifying asses and their provenance.

>>723925790
ruined

>>723921282
Absolute cinema

>>723935505
>"Familiarize yourself in this moment of suspension, with Nikki. An effeminate person infatuated with a singular man. Whose eyes are set on a Sisyphean struggle and whose heart lingers on a one-sided romance. To be loved, is a natural state of humanity. For him however, the unfortunate truth is that this state of natural order only exists between man and woman. But as Nikki will soon find out, the Twilight Zone is anything but natural."
>"In the end, a Greek tragedy, characterized in its purest form. Like that of the man who thought he could cheat death, Nikki too tried cheating a romanticist' death. And likewise, in trying to avoid the inevitable, he was merely sentenced to fate even worse; To have what you once had but now desire once more, so close within reach. But always slipping away at the peak, towards the crushing bottom. That is the eternal reminder of one's hubris to be had, in. The Twilight Zone."

>>723969756
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/715136743/#715154313

>>723923241
Average chud fantasy

>>723927096
they're called chickens

>>723935610
Kek at filename

>>723917247 (OP)
Name ONE (1) video game character that has suffered more than Lv 1 Crook.

>>723935505
Ah the infamous NIkki!

>>723972606
He looks like he's into it tho

>>723964584
whoever made this has issues, like he is a bad day away from murdering his co-workers type shit

>>723917247 (OP)
>watch ads
Fuck off retard.

HOW ARE THE CHINESE SUCH GENIOUSES?

>>723972606
Crook looks like he’s about to scream yabba dabba doo and beg for more

>>723974148
*Geniuses

Elsagate died (first form) for this.

>>723921282
Better plot twist than in any modern AAA gayme

>>723920914
Because it'd be too kino

>>723923905
This kills the footfags.

>>723923905
I like the implication that you CAN lick the feet, but only for a short while before the patient catches on

>>723921883
Why would he do that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNHSzRXHs9M

His Joker impression is pretty good.

>>723977164
Speed would never

I got this one a couple of days ago, I only play vanilla Minecraft as I believe modded is not Minecraft, even if the mod if for perfomance, it is still a mod, only the base game is vanilla.
BUT my entire porn history is women with gigantic asses, so yeah, I kinda get where they got the info from.

>>723980631
>I only play unmodded because if it's modded, then it's not unmodded
What a worthless thing to say.

>>723923402
this why jeets never wash their hands?

>>723919245
Indians.

>>723975810
...
.....
What game?

>>723964496
>starting a fire on a bare wood floor
?
???

>>723921491
FUCKING XCOM

>>723921282
Kek

>>723963535
laughed so hard I think i bruised a rib

>>723923402
Just don't go to India.

>>723922609
The thing that still fucks me up is the puppy from paw patrol shitting an egg out of his dick.

Confirmed that Combo Magic is still bugged while Great Embrace is active and always procs when the Digimon is overhealed.

>>723973904
A Serbian story and that ad have one thing in common.

>>723971573
I need to rewatch that show

>>723925996
based

>>723985034
Oooh so that's where they got this from

>>723917247 (OP)
make me sad we'll never get a modern Postal game with high production values

>>723923412
jackerman ending

>>723963069
Her twitter says she is a mutt American + Japanese

>>723917247 (OP)
Accurate depiction of women

>>723917247 (OP)
Why is women betraying the MC in the cruelest way possible such a popular trope in these ads?

>>723919245
Pajeets

>>723921618
Wholesome

>>723938225
I'm 8% on my grandpappy's side, pic related.

>>723948434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvziPPpryv0

>>723921282
Who is alive?

>>723921282
CHILLS

>>723921282
what the FUCK did she mean by this???

>>723985034
The steering wheel is on the wrong side.

>>723993543
phone

>>723919245
All the anal and shit stuff and you still can't figure it out?

>>723922609
WTF IS THIS WTF

>>723921282
Haven’t laughed this hard in a while

>>723971062
gross. 1/10 wouldn't rape.

>>723995289
13 year old me?

>>723991998
gets NPCs triggered => they continue to watch

>>723962561
Sorry you're an anti-intellectual faggot here's your totally accurate dinosaur bro

Anyone got the "you would be wise to join my gang" one?

Does anybody have the Mario parody one of those gardening games, where Mario gets Peach pregnant and then immediately bails?

>>723921491
MY SIDES

>>723996416
Much cooler, fuck scientists

>>723964161
Yeah but they won't be able to walk straight for a week or two

>>723951586
>what if that had been a real baby?
>sometimes it is

>>723955049
NEVER relax.

>>723980631
That might have to have been one of the most autistic and retarded things I've heard on this website. And that's kind of incredible.

>>723924585
the green hat cracks me up

>>723921282
actually has a kino soundtrack no cap

>>723927096
You know where to find Gustav. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>723917247 (OP)
>Punished Lv.1 Crook
this thread has a common theme with random animals beating up wolves lmao I bet the same deranged fuck is behind all of these ads

>>723998375
Holy shit! Two wives!

>>723919245
Shitskins

>>723921491
The good ending

>>723922898
imagine the sex

>>723921491
YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE.

>>723923241
from the thumbnail i thought this was one of the zesty webms of andrew tate vogueing

i'm done for aren't I?

>>723921491
Is this the newest Gilette ad

>>723921491
At least click the 23% multiple times. you know you can shoot more than once in VATS?

>>723922898
is this gameplay from that indian GTA game?

>>723925338
ok I'm your target audience now

>>723921618
he caveman so kidnap rape normal

>>723971573
>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/715136743/#715154313
Now that is some "i recognize that bulge" bullshit. I think some of you are glowniggas identifying trannies, lolis, and cock bulges for the CIA.

>>723922898
Teenagers growing up with family guy caused this.

>>723921117
I used to play all these types of games (including Grand Mafia) because I got paid to do it. Every game I played the servers were always ruled by Koreans. If you don't speak Korean you're just wasting your time "playing" that shit because at some point the Koreans will come for you and completely fuck you up the ass for eternity until the only option is to either quit playing or start over in another server where the same shit will happen. I was always in clans with USA boomers and you can see every time someone buys something and these old faggots where spending like crazy on a game you cannot win at unless you're Korean. It's pretty funny.

>>723923316
The zombie decayed too much, so he went out to get a new one.

Mafia City had soul, all of these copycats are just shit

>>723944587
yiff with human bean

>>723923746
the zombie is a bystander simp trying to save a girl from being abused.

>>724004691
>because I got paid to do it.
Eggsplain.

>>723993543
Her grandfather
>Her grandparents lived with her
>house seemed to randomly catch fire and her grandfather perished in it
>grandmother gave grandaughter the key to a seemingly random mansion
>little did the granddaughter know that it was her grandfather who set the fire and he actually didn't die in it. He'd actually taken out a large insurance policy on the house as well as a life insurance policy on himself
>grandmother used money from the life insurance policy to buy a shitty rundown house cheap and task her the granddaughter with fixing it up under the guise she was getting a free mansion
>while the granddaughter was busy trying to fix up the place the grandfather underwent extensive plastic surgery to change his appearance and make him look younger while also assuming a false identity
>his plan was to seduce his granddaughter into marrying him after she finished fixing up and furnishing the mansion, then getting her to write a will that would leave all her early possessions to him
>after the will was written up, he intended to arrange a tragic fatal accident for her
>there was a loose end that needed to be tied up though, that loose end being grandma
>grandfather sets up a little frame job and grandma soon finds herself falsely charged with sexual assault on a minor
>grandma refuses to go down without a fight, using a sharpie she had stashed in her pooper she relays a warning for her daughter while she's in the back of the squad cat: "he's still alive"

>>724006689
your recollection of facts completely falls apart at the end, so I'm not buying it.

>>724007392
He meant squad dog.
Obviously police don’t train cats.

Someone post the kinoichis where they get rapes by bandits

>>723996148
kek

>>723954909
Post the full version

>>723964002
STILL?
I swear this games been in dev hell for like the past 5 years now

>>723977164
Damn David Cage is getting crafty

>>723923412
Toy Story, but ants and Sid's mom is hot.

>>723921491
BLM (Black Lad Missed)

>>723934064
Dude has like 5 years on earth left. Getting killed by hot giant ass is the death any man wants.

>>723991998
Art imitates life.

>>723963535
>when will India have its own Black Myth Wukong?
>say no more

>>723926283
source
Now

>>723994156
I was waiting for this one

>>723977164
This is literally a mission stolen from Detroit Become Human

>>723996148
LMAO

>>723955049
Kek

>>723917247 (OP)
Poor guy...

>>723993543
it's just to bait downloads so they play through the entire game to find out who's alive but it ends with a cliffhanger so they have to wait for the next event

>>724014362
Wrong. He’s alive.

>>723917247 (OP)
I get that some of these are unironic "fuck it I'm just doing what I'm paid to do" but for the others, who and how the fuck are they making these?

>>723921791
God i wish there were me

do people actually play these games

>>723924203
>save her as a baby and give her a job, place to stay, and other necessities
>oh you enslaved me, im gonna kill you
Fuck that.

>>723921491
I can almost hear the XCOM EW "Damnit! Shot wide!"

>>723948434
Isn't that a real g--
>still hasn't been released after 7 years

>>723917247 (OP)
How do they even allow ads like these where literal shit is shooting out of a guy's ass? Might as well make full blown porn

>>723973904
>whoever made this has issues, like he is a bad day away from murdering his co-workers type shit
It's how the average chinese is like, though. There are hundred thousands of videos of chinese men and women not just verbally bullying people like you'd see in the west, but they actually straight up physically torture people (cutting, pissing, sexual abuse, etc) because the victim is seen as shameful for being weak. It doesn't stop after school either, they do this shit with coworkers too. Chinese culture is a lot about the rule of strong and shit like that.

>>723992416
What the fuck

>>724015612
Ads like these are the only reason i don't have adblock on my phone. If I can get the sloppiest, coomiest, nonsensical pajeet chink shit its worth it

>>724016116
>tags imply original video is about scam games
>actual ad is a scam game
>ad under that is for yet another scam game
Youtube fucking sucks huh?

>>724016116
Limbusfag spotted

>>724005267
It's just shitty GPT (Get-Paid-To) sites. I used to clear a few hundred a month as a NEET years ago. But that ship has long sailed. Nowadays it's a huge headach where every offer is a borderline scam. Searching for GPT and "beermoney" sites you'll find many of them. Here are some of the better ones.

https://gain.gg/r/home
https://freecash.com/r/mainhtml

>>723921282
genvinely SOVL

Hello /v/, it's me, the BOSS of Gossip Harbor ( White Monkey ). We meet again..

>>723964002
Holy kek
Name

>>723994156
That dude drinks breast milk like mead from the heavens

>>724004691
>servers were always ruled by Koreans
The prices of premium currency in these "games" is like a fraction in korea compare to the rest of the world. Those $100 usd packs are like $10 in korean won

>>723980631
Congratulations you're retarded anon

>>723936163
I would unironically play this game if I could level up as a pig and become a dragon.