← Home ← Back to /v/

Thread 723917812

86 posts 40 images /v/
Anonymous No.723917812 [Report] >>723917934 >>723917979 >>723920743 >>723921428 >>723921554 >>723921621 >>723921659 >>723922467 >>723923939 >>723924194 >>723924263 >>723925074 >>723925221 >>723925305 >>723925381 >>723925673 >>723925925 >>723926881 >>723929570 >>723930865 >>723931541 >>723931570 >>723935468 >>723936080 >>723936429
Good Vampire RPGs
So.... do they actually exist?
Anonymous No.723917934 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
We're smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit.
Anonymous No.723917979 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
I want an RPG to be him
Anonymous No.723918280 [Report]
this shit aint nuthin to me man
Anonymous No.723918326 [Report] >>723919110 >>723921924 >>723922020 >>723926672
Anonymous No.723918742 [Report]
>I'm him.
>I've been him.
>I will continue to be him.
Anonymous No.723919110 [Report]
>>723918326
that game had some hard lines

I still think of "God has spat thee out of heaven she-beast"
Anonymous No.723919136 [Report]
He's the himlution
Anonymous No.723919150 [Report]
I need my perk. I NEED MY PERKS.
Anonymous No.723919280 [Report]
I really did this. I'm him.
Anonymous No.723919916 [Report] >>723921584 >>723924423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALo_hY55bwE

On topic though, V Rising blows ass
Anonymous No.723920743 [Report] >>723924626 >>723925231
>>723917812 (OP)
dude did they make an old guy read a completely unfunny script??!?!?! that's so hilarious. I can't stop laughing. This is peak comedy. Never seen anything so funny in my life. An old guy dressed up as dracula reading a script.
Anonymous No.723920924 [Report]
Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm.
Anonymous No.723921428 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
I dont care if I go blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyway
Anonymous No.723921554 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
I was throwin diamonds in the strip club beneath the pyramids, this ain't shit to me
Anonymous No.723921584 [Report] >>723921820
>>723919916
>V Rising blows ass
Why? I tried it for bit and it seemed pretty fun, only stopped because I couldnt convince any of my friends to try it with me.
Anonymous No.723921621 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
He must have amnesia, he forgot that I'm him
Anonymous No.723921659 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
dont be shy girl i love me some pastrami mud flaps
Anonymous No.723921820 [Report]
>>723921584
I was playing co-op with a guy I've been doing co-op with for over a decade. Main issue is that everything in the game is designed for/balanced around PvP. Your powers suck and are super-samey with very few slots of which ones to have equipped, traversal is slow, the map is parceled into land holdings for territory control but it makes actually navigating a pain in the dick, and everything is time-gated to hell and back. Also you have to fuck with the server settings or your buildings rot in real time.

I have relatively little patience for isometric openworldsurvivalcraft and things of its ilk (bounced off Tribes of Midgard, bounced off Core Keeper, hell I bounced off Stardew Valley) but after only a few hours the only reason we had to keep playing was because there were numbers to make bigger and named bosses to fight. We switched to Abiotic Factor instead and are having a much better time, though that has its own frustrations.
Anonymous No.723921924 [Report]
>>723918326
lol, stupid faggot enter torpor once and sleeps half a fucking millenia away
waifu nun's pussy has been used beyond belief by then
Anonymous No.723922020 [Report]
>>723918326
Except this game was shit and no one cares about vtm dark ages
Anonymous No.723922069 [Report]
I don't care if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway.
Anonymous No.723922467 [Report] >>723922654 >>723923801
>>723917812 (OP)
Some guys from TW3 team are finishing one soon.
Anonymous No.723922654 [Report] >>723923513
>>723922467
This looks like shit
Anonymous No.723923513 [Report] >>723923552
>>723922654
The picture is kind of bad
The demos look cool though
Anonymous No.723923552 [Report] >>723924221
>>723923513
No I've seen the demos it looks like shit
Anonymous No.723923801 [Report] >>723924221
>>723922467
>time limit
Anonymous No.723923939 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
Fuck it, I ate the antediluvian
Anonymous No.723924194 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
I used to have like 300+ mods installed on Morrowind to make it the greatest vampire simulator of all time but now 75% of them are no longer available to download anywhere.
Anonymous No.723924221 [Report]
>>723923552
>>723923801
tasteless faggots
Anonymous No.723924263 [Report] >>723924405 >>723925231
>>723917812 (OP)
Dude why the FUCK do you keep making this goddamn thread
Anonymous No.723924405 [Report]
>>723924263
This shit ain't nothing to me man
Anonymous No.723924423 [Report]
>>723919916
It's tolerable if you bump all the resource collection up by a lot and manufacturing time down by a lot. Seriously, the grind is not worth it.
Anonymous No.723924531 [Report]
That pussy got me screamin', cryin', pissin', shittin', shootin' ropes
Anonymous No.723924626 [Report]
>>723920743
when did you stop being able to enjoy things?
Anonymous No.723924642 [Report] >>723924824
AHHHH THE WORMS, THE WORMS!!!!
Anonymous No.723924695 [Report]
"Have I had sex"? Who the FUCK do you think invented it?
Anonymous No.723924768 [Report] >>723924909
I'm so violent and sick in the head, I can't tell if I wanna kill my ops or FUCK EM
Anonymous No.723924824 [Report]
>>723924642
I NEED TO KILL AHHHHHHHHHHH
I have no morals or belief system that gives my life meaning
Anonymous No.723924893 [Report]
I dont know who I am anymore I'm getting too MUCH MONEY
Anonymous No.723924909 [Report]
>>723924768
Anonymous No.723924980 [Report]
I keep shit so gangster that I put the G in GIRTH
Anonymous No.723925074 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him
Anonymous No.723925106 [Report]
OPS WANTED SOME INITIATIVE
BLEW UP THEIR ENTIRE QUADRANT!
Anonymous No.723925190 [Report]
Tied the ops to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for 24-hours

Motherfucker looked like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him
Anonymous No.723925203 [Report]
If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit I'd be broke, 'cuz I don't give a shit
Anonymous No.723925221 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
Perc so diluted in ancient babylonian bathwater that it's got me manifesting pussy
Anonymous No.723925231 [Report]
>>723920743
>>723924263
step the wrong way and you will perish
Anonymous No.723925305 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
Spooky warning.
Anonymous No.723925381 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
You eat in Washingtons, I eat in Benjamins.
Anonymous No.723925425 [Report]
we're smoking that IBM quantum computer
Anonymous No.723925589 [Report]
I come from a long bloodline of Italian leather
Anonymous No.723925641 [Report]
Ops was talking crazy...shot him in the mouth
Anonymous No.723925673 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
GOT SO MANY RINGS YOU CAN CALL ME A HEDGEHOG
I CAUSE SO MUCH CHAOS THAT AN EMERALD CAN'T CONTAIN IT
I EAT FIFTY CHILI DOGS FOR BREAKFAST AND SQUEEZE OUT A FAT LOG WHILE ROLLING A CRACKED PERUVIAN BLUNT
Anonymous No.723925862 [Report]
They want to drive a wooden stake into my heart for pulling my cock out at a Toronto Blue Jays game.


All I'm saying is I paid for the tickets
Anonymous No.723925925 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
I'm on top secret FBI alzheimer Epstein kush.
Anonymous No.723925934 [Report]
I WAS FLIPPIN BRICKS FOR MANSA MUSA BEFORE YALL EVEN BECAME A TYPE 1 CIVILIZATION.
Anonymous No.723925991 [Report] >>723926028 >>723926109
so what did we think of Joji's newest release? heard he's got a new album soon, can`t wait!
Anonymous No.723926028 [Report] >>723926346
>>723925991
What the fuck is Obamacare?
Hey Obama, I don't care about shit!
Anonymous No.723926109 [Report] >>723926428
>>723925991
The last time I had a full release it killed millions. And now I'm gonna do it again.
Anonymous No.723926346 [Report] >>723926986
>>723926028
sirs !! the obamacrore just came in !! i am here to cook your food sir ! not too spicy for Britishers , deliveroo'd by Mahmood Starmer-Aljazeerian, son of Prophet Keir Starmer (pbuh)
Anonymous No.723926391 [Report]
At least Bloodlines 1 allowed you to be this immoral vampire, if you so chose. Bloodlines 2 doesn't even allow this. Verona, or whatever her name was, offers to become your blood doll and you can't even accept, because, that would be evil or something mmkay. That would be, like rape, mmkay. wtf is with modern writers?
Anonymous No.723926428 [Report]
>>723926109
>109
Anonymous No.723926504 [Report]
This blunt has a pulse
This blunt looks like Ray J's dick
This blunt got veins pumping through it
This blunt curve right at the tip
This blunt looks like it's been pushed out
This blunt has a family somewhere worried as hell
Anonymous No.723926672 [Report]
>>723918326
skyrim remake next year
https://youtu.be/z-0DA42c1-o?si=PCNhoqWcLkXEC4jb
Anonymous No.723926881 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
I'm rapidashing my diglett to her vulpix while snorting ground up ouranberry seeds straight from an ugandan plantation
I've got your mom gargling my voltorbs and fiending for my string shot
I've been smoking that purple poisonpowder psybeam supreme
this shit aint nuttin to me man
Anonymous No.723926973 [Report]
The only time I ever held a card was when I borrowed my cousin's Bank of America debit card to slice open a funnel cake at the county fair
When I took my daughter there on a trip amidst a lengthy child custody battle with my ex wife
Attempting to prove to the judge that I'm a responsible father
But we all know I'm fucking not
I got the kids ears pierced at two years old and she already knows what Red Bull tastes like
I'm fucked
Judge, if you're seeing this, please let me have McKenzie back
I even wore my nice 8 Ball jean jacket to the last court hearing
I'm ready to change
Anonymous No.723926986 [Report]
>>723926346
those spices are god tier it's just a shame that they're so unsanitary
Anonymous No.723927606 [Report]
This pussy got me gassed up, slime
Anonymous No.723929429 [Report] >>723936137
this shit ain't nothing to me man
Anonymous No.723929549 [Report]
it's filthy frank motherfucker
Anonymous No.723929570 [Report] >>723930387 >>723930725
>>723917812 (OP)
Vampires are gay and homosexual
Anonymous No.723929970 [Report]
We're smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit
Anonymous No.723930387 [Report]
>>723929570
HOW CAN I BE GAY? MY BITCH IS HOMOPHOBIC!
HOW CAN I BE HOMOPHOBIC? I BLEW HIS FUCKING BRAINS OUT!
Anonymous No.723930725 [Report]
>>723929570
SHE DROPPED THAT ASS ON ME FROM AN AGGREGARIOUS ANGLE
Anonymous No.723930865 [Report] >>723931234
>>723917812 (OP)
I personally really enjoyed Vampyr. The setting, atmosphere, music, and most voice acting is all top notch.
Anonymous No.723931234 [Report]
>>723930865
Vampires that support gay and trans rights in the early 1900s are the coolest.
Anonymous No.723931541 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
You can say they all suck.
Anonymous No.723931570 [Report] >>723934846
>>723917812 (OP)
Reminder: He fought in the Vietnam War.
He HAS seen some shit. He REALLY did this. He’s really HIM.
Anonymous No.723932221 [Report]
Vampire The Masquerade Redemption
Anonymous No.723934846 [Report]
>>723931570
He was a merchant marine in florida and worked for an oil exploration scam before becoming a drug addict in texas and then moving to california and becoming a craigslist actor. Anything about vietnam is fake news.
Anonymous No.723935018 [Report]
i dont understand half of the vernacular in the videos but they still make me laugh.
Anonymous No.723935468 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
I don't give a fuck if I go blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyways.
Anonymous No.723936080 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
Yeah, one released the other day. Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2
Where you play as Fabian, a world leading detective trying to uncover the mysteries of Seattle and bang a granny while off the clock. And occasionally you'll get to play as an Elder Vampire with amazing abilities, but very limited blood points.
Anonymous No.723936137 [Report]
>>723929429
Said that like you ain’t currently microdosing eldritch fear from a Taco Bell drive-thru menu at 3am. You’re sweating Baja Blast and projecting confidence like your credit score ain't actively combusting in the background.
Anonymous No.723936429 [Report]
>>723917812 (OP)
We smokin that Whoopie Goldberg South Egyptian furburger deluxe mega millions scratcher skunk bubba kush.