>>723924116 (OP)
>18 gigs to emulate mid-90s graphics
>no jumping
>checkpoint saving only
>no novel gameplay mechanics
>parody plot
yeah... no.
if i want boomer shooter, there's quake.
if i want boomer shooter w nazis, there's return to castle wolfenstein.
if i want comedy boomer shooter, there's the no one lives forever.
seriously, you can stuff 10 complete OG boomer shooters into the hd space of this game and still have hd space left over.