Dispatch
Invisigal just wants to make you proud, /v/
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:03:32 AM
No.723927650
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>>723941339
incel thread
f
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:04:08 AM
No.723927686
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It's gonna turn out that Granny's ice cream shop was a front for some shady shit.
I forgot his name, could someone remind me?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:07:18 AM
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>>723928030
Robert sucks, I hate him.
>>723927594 (OP)
>fuck awful combo of a power and disability that can fuck her up any second
>still risking her brown ass on the frontlines
What's the mecha man's excuse?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:08:03 AM
No.723927934
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>>723927816
The Amazing Gay Faggot
What's up with the sudden lust for alcoholic superhero girls?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:09:34 AM
No.723928030
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>>723928128
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:10:16 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:10:35 AM
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>>723927898
He lost his suit and suffered permanent injuries
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:11:03 AM
No.723928128
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>>723928165
>>723928030
He's annoying
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:11:20 AM
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>>723927898
did you not see him throwing hands at the start before and after he broke his arm?
it's just he got the shit kicked out of him.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:11:33 AM
No.723928163
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>>723928260
>>723927898
The intro alone shows that Robert does things out of the suit, but he can't solid snake his way through every situation.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:11:36 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:12:42 AM
No.723928240
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>>723928279
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:13:00 AM
No.723928260
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>>723928163
Yeah, he can handle goons, but he needs the suit to deal with superpowered villains
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:13:26 AM
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>>723928240
Don't call her that
Is this good business practice?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:15:25 AM
No.723928419
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>>723931841
>>723928332
Financially? Probably not. But I'm happy we get to have these threads for the next few weeks instead of people binging it all today and shitposting about it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:15:53 AM
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>>723928332
Yes because the whole idea is that it is meant to stimulate discussion. The entire game is done and ready to go, but they want to do it this way so it stays in people's head a bit longer.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:16:16 AM
No.723928471
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>>723933405
>>723928332
No. I don't think episodes 1 & 2 had enough to facilitate good conversation.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:17:08 AM
No.723928532
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>>723927816
Sunglasses at Night Guy.
Guys, what do I do if a goth tomboy bullies me?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:20:58 AM
No.723928786
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>>723928693
report her to HR
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:22:09 AM
No.723928882
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:23:42 AM
No.723928984
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>>723929086
>>723928332
I'll inhale story-focused games in one evening if they let me
Slowly releasing content is fine, as long it's not outright drip-feeding, which this is awfully close to
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:25:23 AM
No.723929086
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>>723928984
1 week is nothing. Telltale would take months between episodes.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:26:34 AM
No.723929157
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>>723929631
>>723927594 (OP)
>Checks achievements.
>"I wish to make love to you again".
>Description was “gave him a second chance”
>Mustache icon.
Does this mean what I think it means?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:27:43 AM
No.723929234
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>>723927594 (OP)
Did she rape that man
>>723927594 (OP)
>>723928693
>nose piercing
I'll never get it
Why would anyone degrade themselves to the point of becoming like an ox, wearing a nose ring?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:31:15 AM
No.723929456
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>>723929314
She is a woman.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:34:02 AM
No.723929631
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>>723930026
>>723929157
That achievement seems to be middle of the locked achievements, but it will probably tie into his relationship with Blazer. There is achievements that seem closer to the end of the game related to getting a kiss while on a stretcher or getting a kiss in a car, and an achievement for ending up with no one. It will probably be Invisigal, Blazer or nobody.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:34:12 AM
No.723929639
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>>723929314
>Why would anyone degrade themselves to the point of becoming like an ox, wearing a nose ring?
That's why I like nose rings, they make women look like livestock
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:37:07 AM
No.723929821
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:38:58 AM
No.723929943
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>>723930239
What deck does Phenomaman play?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:40:07 AM
No.723930016
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I'll play this game if I can romance the girls. I can romance the girls right?
>>723929631
>you can only date people from your workplace
>either a career woman that's also a cheating whore
>or an abusive menhera bitch that's obsessed with you
no wonder people go gay these days (I kinda get the flamegay posters now)
>>723929314
liquids drip longer from them
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:43:09 AM
No.723930182
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>>723930738
>>723930026
>(I kinda get the flamegay posters now)
At least we can suffer together.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:44:11 AM
No.723930239
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:44:54 AM
No.723930285
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>>723930445
how long is one episode? i dont usually play this type of game but i want in on the discussion
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:45:14 AM
No.723930314
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>>723929715
You a fan of cow print bikinis?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:46:40 AM
No.723930407
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>>723928693
Give her the long cream filled donut
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:47:22 AM
No.723930445
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>>723930285
Around 40-60 minutes each.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:47:39 AM
No.723930456
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>Invisibitch failed to get a cat down from a tree
I can already see where this playthrough is going
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:48:53 AM
No.723930519
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>>723930473
She's literally just a woman that can go invisible, Anon.
Why would you expect her to be able to climb trees.
>>723930473
That job requires high mobility and charisma, Invisigal has neither
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:49:46 AM
No.723930571
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>>723930529
She does have high mobility
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:50:06 AM
No.723930595
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>>723928332
Dayum bih, I thought they was like, episode 3 in 2026, not whatever this shit is. This is just Telltale slop again. No choices.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:52:28 AM
No.723930738
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>>723930854
>>723930182
I said that I (sort of) get you not that I supported you
>>723929715
>something something it appeals to the male fantasy
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:52:32 AM
No.723930743
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>>723936028
>>723927594 (OP)
>can turn her clothes, piercings and watch invisible
>not the Donut jelly on her
huh?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:53:14 AM
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>>723930529
she's got 3 in mobility. one of the better scores.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:53:38 AM
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Took me an hour thirty to do both eps so it being all 6 hours is pretty fine
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:54:22 AM
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>>723930738
Still riding on the same road to nowhere
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:54:44 AM
No.723930869
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Had to spend half a minute thinking if I should send the Irish dwarf to climb a tree
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:56:06 AM
No.723930941
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I'm already a big fan of the midgame banter and gameplay loop, genuinely wish it was just this I almost felt taken it out when it went back to telltale mode
How is Critical Role involved in this?
Was surprised to see the logo at the games startup
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:57:18 AM
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I like how certain heroes can bypass the stat checks on certain missions with their special skills
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:57:40 AM
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>>723930974
People speculate that it's in relation to the voice work which is why the game has the voice cast it does.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:58:06 AM
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>>723927594 (OP)
Why is the guy's arse out?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:58:06 AM
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>>723931184
>>723930974
Financing plus a few actors voice major characters. Like Laura Bailey, Matt Mercer, etc.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:58:22 AM
No.723931080
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>>723931695
>plain glaze is the least popular donut
Are you fuckers diabetic homos?
What is the MC supposed to be based off? He seems more like a venture bros version of a shota giant robot anime then any American super comic.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:59:54 AM
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>>723931271
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:00:07 AM
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>>723931065
Matt Mercer voices someone in everything these days
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:00:27 AM
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Anybody bought the comic back stories and art of from the extras?
Can you post it?
>>723931082
Who’s a superhero with daddy issues, with a lot of money, who fights crime using a robot suit?
>>723927594 (OP)
It's mildly refreshing that this chick got her ass beat by a henchman dude and would have been choked out had she not been saved. Was expecting peak girlboss shit. Maybe writers are learning...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:01:28 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:01:48 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:01:57 AM
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>>723927816
Flameboyant Faggot
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:02:12 AM
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>>723931235
Lex Luthor? I think he had powered armor in that MMO game
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:02:58 AM
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Poor Sonar
Guys just a crypto scammer who just happens to be ManBat
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:03:03 AM
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>>723927594 (OP)
>only romance option is the painfully obvious hidden villain bitch who already has a boyfriend
Fuck OFF.
>>723931245
Asthma is a pretty big crutch for a superhero
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:03:27 AM
No.723931358
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>>723941632
>>723931082
I think he's meant to be a blend of Batman, Ironman and Spider-man.
He doesn't have any "Super" powers, but instead a wide variety of skills and seems to excel with prep time. He uses a mecha suit. He became a hero at a young age.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:04:07 AM
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>>723931504
Did you know that Sonar went to Harvard?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:05:24 AM
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>>723928332
It's good as an attempt to be like Saturday morning cartoons from the 90s. I dig it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:05:26 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:05:53 AM
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>>723931397
I don't remember him mentioning it once actually
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:06:03 AM
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>>723931245
This I love that she's a fuck up instead of a shitty girl boss.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:08:39 AM
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>>723931080
You wouldn't be eating donuts at all if you care about diabetes.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:11:22 AM
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>>723945563
>>723928419
Reminds me when 'This is the Police' was flavor of the month here.
>>723931341
That's not what crutch means in that phrasing. A crutch that way is something they rely on too often, not a debilitating hindrance.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:12:52 AM
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>>723932013
>>723928969
the queen of /v/!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:14:21 AM
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>>723928969
>>723931920
I am surprised no one has edited this to "piss her" and "let the moment piss" with a big yellow stream next to whatever character they drew.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:18:16 AM
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>>723932335
>>723931886
Shut the fuck up, Sonar
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:19:33 AM
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>>723932243
I'm not sonar, but I want to him.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:19:52 AM
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>>723928332
Yeah it is. You cucks will be talking about it every week.
So should I wait for the other Eps to come out?
I have been wanting to try this game for a long time now. what do you anons think?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:23:01 AM
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>>723928969
Why is this template so small?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:23:28 AM
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>>723931886
So i could say her inhaler is a crutch for her asthma?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:23:56 AM
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>>723932469
Play on the Week before the final 2 eps comes out
So you can join in on the convo and still have time to play
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:24:33 AM
No.723932646
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>>723932469
depends are you someone who wants to play 90 minutes of gameplay, then talk to others and speculate about what will hapne next?
or
do you just want a good experience and maybe talk about the entire thing much later
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:25:03 AM
No.723932669
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>>723932380
Can't rape the willing, Manbat.
For me it's Prism along with her VA I fucking love Thot Squad and her music
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:26:47 AM
No.723932770
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>>723933841
>>723932710
Her bitching is funny as fuck
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:28:28 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:29:18 AM
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>>723932995
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:30:17 AM
No.723932995
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>>723932934
[alcohol him]
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:31:28 AM
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>>723927594 (OP)
We love Brown Women here.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:35:52 AM
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>>723928969
>[Glass Tomboy}
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:35:55 AM
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>>723933291
it used to be 30%
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:36:42 AM
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>>723927816
flambe hombre
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:37:11 AM
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>>723928332
>>723928471
True, even though the game seems high quality with good writing can't really justify it as a purchase with how quickly it ended. Probably will just have to get it later or watch it on youtube like in the old telltale days.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:37:23 AM
No.723933423
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>>723933968
>>723929715
>That's why I like nose rings, they make women look like livestock
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:37:47 AM
No.723933443
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>>723933595
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:39:52 AM
No.723933582
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>>723933291
71% of you are simps
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:40:03 AM
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>>723933443
Synthetic Man lost
>”do option A”
>fuck you I’m doing B
>”do option B”
>thats a terrible idea we should do A, fuck you
Most bullshit “decision” in the game so far.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:40:30 AM
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>>723933291
You misunderstand. I want invisigal to be as angry as possible at me so the sex will be even better.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:41:32 AM
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>>723931341
>asthmatic tomboy
Very plapable
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:42:03 AM
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>>723933602
>no what do you mean people who don't conform to authority won't listen to direct orders
dude.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:43:20 AM
No.723933797
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>>723933937
>>723933602
It makes sense in this context. Invisigal is a loose cannon and no one on the team trusts you yet.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:44:00 AM
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>>723932770
I hope she gets more spotlight in later episodes
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:44:58 AM
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>>723933956
>>723927816
I hope we'll see more of him next week.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:45:38 AM
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>>723933797
Yeah they were making bets on when you'd quit.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:46:00 AM
No.723933956
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>>723934181
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:46:08 AM
No.723933968
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>>723934054
>>723933423
Unrelated but I just watched this for the first time last year and couldn't unhear Joe Swanson. I'm surprised bro has been doing VA work that long.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:47:36 AM
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>>723933968
>Unrelated but I just watched this for the first time last year and couldn't unhear Joe Swanson. I'm surprised bro has been doing VA work that long.
Wait until you find out who voices Mr Krabs. You'll never look at Starship Troopers the same way again.
Why did she lead us on like that? Is she a sloot?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:48:11 AM
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>>723933740
Robert's Bobberts
>Invisigirl was proud of herself and thought the mission was a success
>even left Robert his favorite doughnut on his keyboard to celebrate
kind of cute that Visi is actually kind of a sweetheart, kind of felt bad about the argument after finding the doughnut, has it been confirmed if she's romanceable or not yet?
>>723934096
She’s already said she digs Robert’s scars. We’re so in
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:49:49 AM
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>>723937197
>>723933956
I know romance is pretty much off the table, but I hope we can at least become friends with him and maybe even team up.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:50:56 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:53:04 AM
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>>723937168
>>723934173
>tomboy voyeur watches you masturbate
>starts wheezing like she just crawled out of Mother Base from getting a severe beating
How shocked are we that Robert is actually capable and doesn’t just sit there and let himself get shit on by everyone?
>>723933291
How are they pulling these stats btw? I got them too but I was playing a pirated version, are they counting playtests?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:05:29 AM
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>>723935223
>>723927816
Homohombre Flamingo.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:06:04 AM
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>>723934929
Bro don't destroy the illusion
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:06:09 AM
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>>723934892
I was surprisingly shocked since the trailers didn't really paint him as that kinda guy
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:07:38 AM
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>>723934892
im surprised but it makes sense seeing as he's been fighting crime for like over decade.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:07:47 AM
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>>723934892
It's quite nice. They even went out of their way to show that it wasn't just the suit by showing him taking down people in the intro. He just needs the suit against people with powers.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:08:37 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:09:19 AM
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>>723933740
>Punchup isn't sitting in a chair
So based on the first two episodes, which characters are most likely going to be the most important?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:11:04 AM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:11:53 AM
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>>723935318
Blonde Bimbo
Not Omni-Man
Invisigal
Sunglasses at Night Guy
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:12:49 AM
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>>723935563
>>723928332
>This exact shit is half the reason TellTale died
>"Hey guys what if we do it again"
The only way they can be more retarded is if they blow a million dollars to get IP rights to make a "The Boy's" game or something.
>>723935318
Invisibitch
Blonde Blazer
Phenomaman (villain)
Flambae
Waterboy
others barely get anything
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:14:04 AM
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>>723935617
>>723935318
Flameburg, Invisobitch and the chick with wings seem like they will be the only story relevant heroes from your dispatch group. The rest are just there. The bat guy also seemed to listen to the conversation where Robert just blatantly said he was mecha man which also means that the Indian guy with super hearing also knows
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:14:36 AM
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>>723935465
Here’s the difference. Telltale would make the episodes as they go, sometimes they’d go 3 or 4 months without releasing a new episode. With this game, it’s all finished and they’ll be releasing two episodes at a time every week to keep discussion alive
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:15:36 AM
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>>723935534
let's be real does anyone actually care? shroud didn't bother killing him. he didn't have his goons kill him, he stole the reactor and walked.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:21:10 AM
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>>723935963
>>723933291
i wasn't really expecting any pushback so i was suprised when it said i "ratted" her out
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:22:22 AM
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>>723935901
We eat rats around this office, boy
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:23:41 AM
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>>723930743
That wasn’t jelly, that was someone else’s blood
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:25:24 AM
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>>723936478
Is it cracked yet?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:26:16 AM
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>>723928332
If they want to stagger the content of this "game" for a month while charging full price I'm happy to stagger my purchase until november 12
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:29:46 AM
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>>723936586
>>723932710
>woke game makes the black girls actually hot for once
>can't date them
FUCK
Do you think we’ll actually get a beach episode?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:31:04 AM
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>>723937406
Do QTEs matter
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:32:04 AM
No.723936478
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:32:46 AM
No.723936518
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>>723934096
I mean I'm hoping for it but fuck knows man. Apparently there are 2 romance achievements? But maybe if we're unlucky they're both related to BB or some shit, who even knows.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:34:14 AM
No.723936586
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>>723936360
fucking brutal
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:40:40 AM
No.723936951
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>>723935474
I wonder if the game will do that thing near the end where you will have to choose who to "side with" out of 3 characters.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:41:11 AM
No.723936980
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>>723934892
Honestly I expected him to be a normie who works a desk job. Never would have thought he was a super hero.
Even though the dialogue’s a little too Reddit, the only character that’s actually getting on my nerves so far is Black Einstein. Excessive fucking swearing doesn’t make you fucking cool
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:43:50 AM
No.723937110
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>>723927594 (OP)
It is honestly astounding that even this game is mogging limbus
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:45:04 AM
No.723937168
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>>723934173
>>723934383
She won before it even began
yeah I shant be playing this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:45:36 AM
No.723937197
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>>723934181
Pretty disappointing on that end but not unexpected honestly. Still it would be waste if Robert and Flambae don't be come friends or close allies as this game continues.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:46:58 AM
No.723937247
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>>723937183
I only know yung gravy
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:48:13 AM
No.723937307
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>>723937467
>>723937183
What does it matter? Voice actors don’t write their own lines and all that matters is if they deliver it well
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:49:51 AM
No.723937391
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>>723938141
pretty shitty so far
should I just get the refund now?
the whole thing has been railroady as all fuck so far and there's no player agency at all
even the choices you do pick just consist of
>Yes
>No, but actually yes.
>marvel quip with some kind of reference to dicks (also yes)
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:50:11 AM
No.723937406
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>>723937497
>>723936435
I think so
I scored a perfect in the qte fight against Toxic
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:51:13 AM
No.723937467
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>>723937307
>we're only hiring shit, it's not indicative of anything else!!
please. this game is reddit trash and you dont need to even see the voice actor list to realize that, it just makes it funnier
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:51:42 AM
No.723937497
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>>723937406
so that cinematic mode just succeeds all the QTEs or what
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:51:44 AM
No.723937503
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>>723936997
For a 39 year old he swears like a 70 year old stereotypical black guy
>>723937183
I guess Jacksepticeye is the Irish midget
Who does Joel Haver voice?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:53:17 AM
No.723937576
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>>723936997
>the only character that’s actually getting on my nerves so far
I've found most of the cast annoying as fuck
I'm hoping for more options to cause their deaths in the future (it won't happen)
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:55:03 AM
No.723937654
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>>723941673
>>723937567
The water guy
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:58:44 AM
No.723937863
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>>723937914
>>723927594 (OP)
Is there anything I can do to not get punched out by her
I'm pretty sure I made the right call but feeslbadman
>>723937863
nope, getting punched is a canon event
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:01:00 AM
No.723937978
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:01:53 AM
No.723938035
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>>723938437
>>723927816
I think thats Angry Joe
>>723927816
So we all threw alcohol on him right?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:03:44 AM
No.723938141
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>>723938362
>>723937391
It's telltale. It's never going to get better. Play a David Cage game if you want choices that actually matter.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:04:09 AM
No.723938162
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:04:48 AM
No.723938190
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>>723937183
based!
I also avoid all nipslop that has Aoi Yuuki, Takehito Koyasu and Rie Takahashi in its voicecast
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:04:55 AM
No.723938197
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>>723938894
>>723938113
Throwing water is more badass
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:06:51 AM
No.723938282
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>>723938531
>>723938113
I didn't want to risk property damage, plus the gap tooth looks weirdly good on him.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:06:54 AM
No.723938285
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So this Blonde bitch is actually the Shroud villain "guy" right? That's the big twist
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:07:10 AM
No.723938304
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>>723938113
That seemed stupid to me
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:07:22 AM
No.723938316
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>>723938894
>>723938113
I operated on the logic that he said his skin doesn’t burn, so why would I want to make him more on fire?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:07:52 AM
No.723938339
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>>723937183
Alanah is the biggest red flags for me
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:08:08 AM
No.723938361
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>>723938483
>>723937914
ahh, so the illusion of choice, based
I guess trying to kill the guy in the beginning doesnt do anything either
>>723938141
I'm curious why they didn't just make a netflix cartoon like they clearly wanted to.
>>723938113
Seemed retarded when he said he doesn't burn.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:09:41 AM
No.723938435
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>>723938556
>>723928693
>>723927594 (OP)
>le normal guy is conveniently placed next to a group of people farm more amazing (literally super) than him
This is just like a shitty anime harem
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:09:43 AM
No.723938437
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>>723942879
>>723938035
His bio says he’s from Afghanistan
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:10:34 AM
No.723938483
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>>723938705
>>723938361
>illusion of choice
Yep. The choices are just for flavour text. You don't actually get to decide anything in these "games".
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:11:16 AM
No.723938525
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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN WATERGIRL
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:11:22 AM
No.723938531
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>>723938282
>plus the gap tooth looks weirdly good on him.
He rocks it pretty well.
>>723938435
Batman has no powers and he fucked Wonder Woman
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:12:17 AM
No.723938570
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>>723938556
No longer canon.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:13:07 AM
No.723938627
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>>723938767
>>723938556
And?
Comics are literally written by losers that self insert into characters they didnt even create
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:13:48 AM
No.723938654
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>>723938362
>The project was initially envisioned to be live action, and the team was inspired by This Is SportsCenter commercials from ESPN. However, due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the project was shut down, and the studio's attention pivoted to other games such as The Wolf Among Us 2. The project eventually was repurposed into Dispatch
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:14:02 AM
No.723938673
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>>723938737
The narrative of the game tries to trick the player into hating phenomaman by making you feel cucked and humiliated, but the dude is just an autistic humanoid space alien so I'm pretty sure he didn't intend on humiliating the MC. The real antagonist is the blond bimbo. Fuck that blond bitch for leading us like that. Cheating slut.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:14:49 AM
No.723938705
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>>723938803
>>723938483
Ugh, i never played a game like this before but I like the writing and characters so far but im hoping it doesn't go down the predictable path I have a feeling it will
>>723938673
>Fuck that blond bitch for leading us
fuck you mean "us"
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:15:58 AM
No.723938767
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>>723938810
>>723938627
And? And you got proven wrong you greaseball
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:16:37 AM
No.723938803
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>>723938705
better to think of it as a cartoon or tv show that is occasionally interrupted by a mobile game
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:16:45 AM
No.723938810
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>>723938870
>>723938767
Wrong about what....? Are you a retarded third worlder?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:17:00 AM
No.723938826
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>>723938951
>>723938737
Player (anon) and Robert are us. I self-insert to a degree.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:17:14 AM
No.723938843
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I think Brainbook from the Tutorial Dispatch mission looked the cutest of the girls honestly.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:17:38 AM
No.723938870
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>>723939082
>>723938810
>…
You pakis sure do like calling other people third worlders
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:18:05 AM
No.723938894
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>>723938316
>>723938362
>>723938197
I operated on the logic that it would be funny and I was right
>>723938826
she didn't lead me anywhere
I shut her down at every opportunity
the scene with budget Omni man was just her saying she didn't want me to tag along on her date, which who the fuck would want that shit anyway
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:20:22 AM
No.723939036
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>>723939121
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:20:36 AM
No.723939052
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>>723939121
>>723938951
ah you are more based then me. i pay my respects to your stonecold incel attitude. i still have much to learn.
i said i want to join just to spite her, but they don't take you with them anyhow.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:21:10 AM
No.723939081
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>>723928332
Capeshit outside of movies has always been episodic, even going as far back as radio shows. So this fits the theme
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:21:12 AM
No.723939082
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>>723939149
>>723938870
lmao, be honest, which third world country are you from?
I really wanna know which brownoid corner of the earth thinks ... means paki
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:21:20 AM
No.723939092
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>>723939183
>>723938737
>invites you out for drinks
>starts dropping innuendos
>wants to relocate to somewhere more secluded
>starts touching you while staring into your eyes
>not leading you on
have you ever interacted with a woman romantically?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:21:39 AM
No.723939113
[Report]
>>723938113
Absolutely, and loved it when he appeared the next day with singed eyebrows. I hope they stay like that the entire game. That's probably the only piece of actual reactivity.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:21:45 AM
No.723939121
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>>723939170
>>723939036
>>723939052
I am a Robert on a mission. And that mission is to kill Shroud (Blonde Blaze). I will not be lead astray by mediocre pussy. If they get some top shelf I may be swayed, but I have yet to see it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:22:13 AM
No.723939149
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>>723939278
>>723939082
Stop projecting so hard, you’re making it so obvious
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:22:40 AM
No.723939170
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>>723939269
>>723939121
Don't get me wrong. I'm not interested in Blazer or Invisigal for that matter.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:22:51 AM
No.723939183
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>>723939092
In order to be "lead on", you have to follow.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:23:14 AM
No.723939210
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>>723939247
>My name is not important. What’s important is what I’m going to do. I just fucking hate Shroud…
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:23:57 AM
No.723939247
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>>723939210
hell yes
vengeance at all costs
>>723939170
I thought the demoness girl was cute, but it turns out she is dating sonar and/or they have some degen relationship. fuck california, fuck corpocuck propaganda and fuck libs.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:24:26 AM
No.723939278
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>>723939149
Let me take a guess, are you a pajeet? Not the biggest expert on that dogshit side of the earth but even I know you street shitting jeets dont like pakis
Please do the needful and confirm your location sir
>>723928332
Telltale made good money at one point and then fell apart. Hard to say if its a good strategy or not.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:25:02 AM
No.723939308
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:26:00 AM
No.723939362
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>>723939470
>>723928332
that is so stupid. It makes sense for amazon prime so you stay subbed to their shit ass platform but why do it on a full priced game you bought
>>723939269
>Wants to date a literal demon
>Calls her a degen when she won’t fuck him
The duality of Christ cucks
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:26:46 AM
No.723939408
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>>723939269
>I thought the demoness girl was cute, but it turns out she is dating sonar
That's too bad, I had my eyes on Flambae.
>>723927594 (OP)
The story is just going to end up being shroud is the dad of the MC and blonde blazer and the dispatch are all apart of his company isn't it? Foreshadowing from the front with talking about his dad and then the villain not killing him for no reason.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:27:45 AM
No.723939470
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>>723939837
>>723939362
They couldn't get funded to make their cartoon but by god they are going to make it feel exactly like a TV show. Not a Netflix show where you can binge it all at once, but a shitty free to air TV show from 30 years ago where you had to wait week to week.
Isn't that fun? Can you feel the hype?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:28:54 AM
No.723939528
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>>723939668
>>723939447
either that or she's shroud
it's going to be some incredibly lame shit like that
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:28:57 AM
No.723939534
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Have you seen this man?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:29:00 AM
No.723939538
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>>723939623
>>723939392
you have a point ngl, but
>Calls her a degen when she won’t fuck him
this isn't why i called her a degen.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:30:07 AM
No.723939601
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>>723939630
Do any of the choices fucking matter. Even when I don't go for blondie she awkwardly reveals she has a boyfriend and the music acts like Phenomenamaman is cucking me. The guy did nothing wrong, why do they want me to hate him?
So anons seem to say romance is possible with
>Blonde superwoman (maybe)
>Angry brown tomboy
but apparently NOT
>neither reasonably attractive black women, either the one with wings or the flashy pink/blue one.
However, what about
>Megamilk Tiefling
?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:30:44 AM
No.723939623
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>>723939538
You did it because you’re jealous of a Harvard graduate
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:30:56 AM
No.723939630
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>>723939601
>Do any of the choices fucking matter
No.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:31:07 AM
No.723939642
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:31:45 AM
No.723939668
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>>723939852
>>723939528
Shroud knew about whatever the hell about the boosters so more likely the dad, someone who's piloted it. It would be funny if it was his grandpa instead.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:31:57 AM
No.723939679
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>>723939887
>>723939615
budget Karlach is fucking budget Manbat
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:32:24 AM
No.723939707
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>>723928332
I don't see why not. If they dropped a big story based game all at once people force themselves to binge it or avoid discussing it all together to avoid spoilers. Releasing it over time keeps people talking about it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:33:03 AM
No.723939729
[Report]
Have you been Sonarmaxxing?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:33:09 AM
No.723939732
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>>723939801
>>723939615
tiefling is a blatant magik copy which is why i wanted her.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:34:24 AM
No.723939801
[Report]
>>723939732
I burst out laughing when I read her powers
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:34:45 AM
No.723939837
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>>723939931
>>723939269
>>723939280
>>723939392
>>723939470
Demoness girl is a lesbo who is roomies with Sonar, the comics showthat.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:35:02 AM
No.723939852
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>>723939668
>about the boosters
Yeah it reeks of insider tech knowledge
Or some kind of ripoff of Forge
>>723939447
Shrouds identity was revealed at the start, and they were both on the hero team together. The twist will be that his dad or granddad stole the tech from Shroud and the heros were the true villains.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:35:35 AM
No.723939887
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>>723939679
That's disappointing. I figured the bat was way too much of a douchebag STONKS bro for the tiefling to be interested. I thoght in the demo her story was she literally fucked off from Hell against the rules, so if she wanted a whole bunch of corpo ladder climber investment bankers or evil lawyer stereotypes she'd be climbing over piles of them back 'home'. Ah well.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:35:42 AM
No.723939893
[Report]
>>723927594 (OP)
did she rape that guy in the ass?
>>723939865
>Shrouds identity was revealed at the start
what
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:36:13 AM
No.723939931
[Report]
>>723940004
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:36:48 AM
No.723939959
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>>723944426
>Tall demon muscle mommy who can create a portal to anywhere
>Only has 2 Vigor and Mobility
Chat, is she stupid?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:37:42 AM
No.723939998
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>>723939865
>heros were the true villains.
Then why does Shroud look like a fucking bad guy bruh. He can just choose to look normal.. unless he is trying to fit in with villains to get his revenge by killing the dad and seizing the astral core but that sounds unnecessary.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:37:48 AM
No.723940009
[Report]
>>723940071
>>723939919
In the news report. Maybe I'm wrong but the game doesn't have fast forward so I won't check.
>>723927594 (OP)
are there any actually meaningful choices that change the story in this or is it just "yes, no(yes), yes(sarcastic), bad end"
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:39:06 AM
No.723940071
[Report]
>>723940009
Pretty sure that was Shroud in costume and the other guy was your pops right? Or did I get that wrong
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:39:24 AM
No.723940087
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>>723940173
>>723939919
You see his mugshot on the news before the skittlegang steal the tv. He was arrested after he killed robert's dad
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:39:32 AM
No.723940093
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:40:07 AM
No.723940127
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>>723940067
It's a tv show bro
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:40:29 AM
No.723940147
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>>723940173
>>723940004
I shan't be reading these
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:41:08 AM
No.723940173
[Report]
>>723940285
>>723940087
anyone have a screen?
>>723940147
based
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:41:23 AM
No.723940185
[Report]
>>723940410
>>723940004
wtf everyone is paired up romantically. the mc only has skanky tomboy and the blonde cheating whore to court. i guess the manlet getting the hot black girl will at least make short niggas happy.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:41:30 AM
No.723940194
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>>723940271
>>723940067
Even the donut you pick doesn't change
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:43:08 AM
No.723940271
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:43:32 AM
No.723940285
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>>723940325
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:44:18 AM
No.723940325
[Report]
>>723940285
thank you bro
that's a patsy for sure
>No significant sale/discounts from legit keysellers
That's kind of strange. This is a bigger game with obvious money behind it not to be on Fanatical, GMG, Humble etc. I'm interested, but I'n not inclined to pay full price. Guess I can wait for it to go on a half off sale
>>723940004
>literally everyone has a love interest
So who are YOUR love interests? Just the generic blonde and the tomboy?
>>723927594 (OP)
game good or bad
be honest plz
might buy
>>723940185
I wonder who Flambae is paired up with
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:46:04 AM
No.723940426
[Report]
>>723940359
So it would appear, unfortunately.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:46:29 AM
No.723940452
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>>723940338
>I'm not inclined to pay 10 bucks
jesus you pajeets are grossly poor
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:46:45 AM
No.723940465
[Report]
>>723927816
Chopping Chimpanzee
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:46:57 AM
No.723940474
[Report]
>>723940602
>>723940338
>>723940367
just torrent it. gofile(dot)io/d/q6EOpy
i dont think its worth buying. its fun to watch and has interesting story, but choices dont really matter at all so its not really a game really.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:47:00 AM
No.723940475
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>>723943556
>>723940359
Just be grateful they didn't force fag shit onto us
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:47:05 AM
No.723940480
[Report]
>>723940410
Waterboy? Prism?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:47:26 AM
No.723940497
[Report]
>>723940608
>>723940410
with that fag ass name probably Royd
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:47:52 AM
No.723940520
[Report]
>>723940602
>>723940367
It's a pretty good show but 25 for 90 mins of content is kind of a big ask imo. Either wait for full episode release or atleast 2nd week so there's a bit more content, the demo is basically half of episode 2 aswell.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:48:23 AM
No.723940553
[Report]
>>723940359
Based on the achievements Robert has two possible romantic interests or he ends up alone. It's very likely Blazer and Invisigal.
>these episodes can be completed before the refund period is even up
>all the choices lead to the same outcome in every situation, doesn't matter if it's a big choice or a small one
lol
lmao
Fucking Telltale
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:49:20 AM
No.723940602
[Report]
>>723940796
>>723940520
>Either wait for full episode release
wdym? The game is not even out yet or what? I thought the game was already completed.
>>723940474
No thanks, I'm not poor.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:49:28 AM
No.723940608
[Report]
>>723940497
I doubt it. According to the wiki. Flambae and Prism seem to be as thick as thieves. Don't know if they're an item but they are friendly with one another. Hyping each other up about their looks.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:50:29 AM
No.723940669
[Report]
>>723940338
Its 3 gigabytes, just pirate it and buy merch if you're a moralfag
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:52:05 AM
No.723940750
[Report]
>>723940554
There's no skip dialog button because they know people will run over the refund window wasting time to see the other choices
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:52:06 AM
No.723940751
[Report]
>>723940851
day 1 player count?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:53:03 AM
No.723940796
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>>723940863
>>723940602
Only the first 2 episodes, there's 8 in the full game and we get 2 episodes per week. Didn't really have a problem with the concept but the episode length (about 40ish mins) really put me off from it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:53:07 AM
No.723940798
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>>723940887
Why is he called Flambae if he's Afghan?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:53:17 AM
No.723940807
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>>723940840
>>723940554
Its AdHoc Studio
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:53:46 AM
No.723940840
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>>723940807
It's Telltale with a gay ribbon
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:54:05 AM
No.723940851
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>>723941138
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:54:18 AM
No.723940863
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>>723941101
>>723940796
If you buy the game now, you get the full package, right?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:54:36 AM
No.723940874
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>>723927954
We hope when they are drunk they are less Karen's, as I interpret it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:54:51 AM
No.723940887
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>>723940798
It's a supervillain alias.
the blonde lady is just so full of red flags and gives me the creeps. she keeps trying to flirt with you even though she has a bf but also at the same time beats you over the head about how she's being unprofessional. She's either evil or a bad person desu.
At least invisigal is honest about being an asshole
>>723928332
Has episodic content ever worked? Seems like it always goes unfinished.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:56:50 AM
No.723940993
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>>723927954
The capeshit crowd overdid the 'diversity superman' trope and damsal in distress is overrated, so now it's just pure-girl-corrupted-by-substance
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:57:38 AM
No.723941039
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>>723941123
>>723940918
She also can’t feel anything unless she downs a gallon of pure alcohol
>>723940918
She probably can't even feel non supe dick. She accidentally flirts with Rob the same way a woman does to a child they don't see as an actual sexual being.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:58:47 AM
No.723941092
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:58:56 AM
No.723941101
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>>723941209
>>723940863
Yeah you get the game now you still get the episodes for free when they finally release
>>723940968
I doubt Life Is Strange would ever have become as big as it did if it was not for the episodic format. Telltales walking dead also gave them a lot of exposure with episodic releases so it isn't all bad.
>>723941039
she also referred to the bathrooms as bio something. shes definitely a fuckin alien or robot or some shit. she tries too hard to be friendly
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:59:27 AM
No.723941138
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>>723941198
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:59:45 AM
No.723941156
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:59:50 AM
No.723941158
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>>723940968
Has it ever not worked? All videogames with episodes initially print billions.
The only way they can redeem blonde is if she is some sort of childhood friend that he doesn't recognize or forgot, or someone that Mecha Man (MC) saved years ago so she has a crush on him. Otherwise she is just a manipulative cunt.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:00:33 AM
No.723941198
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>>723941370
>>723941138
What was the user base of prior telltale games on Steam?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:00:51 AM
No.723941209
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>>723941101
Thanks, gonna buy it now then before they increase the price tag.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:01:11 AM
No.723941225
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>>723941162
She's a strong and powerful woman who can make her own decisions.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:02:01 AM
No.723941264
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>>723946963
>>723941123
I think they’re going with she’s just a massive corpo angle
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:02:38 AM
No.723941292
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>>723941431
>>723941162
They're going to do the
>baits you into thinking the boyfriend is evil, but he's just misunderstood
>so you hate the woman for leading you on, but she's just naive
>your anger now has nowhere to go
>the next person you see becomes the target of your anger
pipeline
The double fakeout emotional manipulation method
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:03:28 AM
No.723941339
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>>723927650
*Invisgal thread
Ftfy niggy
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:03:59 AM
No.723941356
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>controls fire
>Immune to fire but not his hair
>>723931082
He's Robin with the Warmachine armor. Gets his ass destroyed and losing the suit but he has a ton of hand to hand combat experience which kind of goes unexplained.
Kind of begs the question as to why he didn't downsize the suit instead of trying to repair it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:05:11 AM
No.723941414
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>>723941370
Well then, nothing out of the ordinary.
Why does she smoke like a Yakuza character?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:05:29 AM
No.723941431
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>>723941292
just kill me or ima do a shooting
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:06:13 AM
No.723941469
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>>723941370
No wonder they went under.
This
>>723937183 has got to inflate the budget some, no?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:06:47 AM
No.723941501
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>>723941363
>hand to hand combat experience which kind of goes unexplained.
My understanding is that the suit is likely saved for going against people with super powers. Robert can fight the grunts outside of the suit.
>Kind of begs the question as to why he didn't downsize the suit instead of trying to repair it.
He said he was pretty much just patching it for years and years. He probably didn't even have the money to downsize the suit.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:07:46 AM
No.723941551
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As an asthmatic that trained in martial arts for 15 years
Invisibitch is shit (I like her)
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:08:12 AM
No.723941570
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>>723941612
>>723940359
>>literally everyone has a love interest
what about the black chick?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:08:59 AM
No.723941612
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>>723941725
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:09:27 AM
No.723941632
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>>723942246
>>723931082
>>723931235
>>723931358
>>723941363
>dad builds a mecha
>son becomes the pilot
common mecha trope
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:09:51 AM
No.723941652
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>>723941719
>>723941123
>she also referred to the bathrooms as bio something
Could just be an MMO player biobreak is a classic
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:10:05 AM
No.723941673
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>>723937729
>>723937654
>not Spitshine
Missed opportunity.
Also I think mid season or later he will betray the company to shroud to enhance his powers.
>no option to say "the next time one of you fags pipes up, you're on the list for the next Sewer Janitor dispatch I get
Fuck you Bob Bobbinson. Say something 'I'm your superior and decide if you return to jail'-esque
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:10:59 AM
No.723941719
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>>723941652
>brb bio
yeah that shit was cringe as fuck
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:11:05 AM
No.723941725
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>>723941612
The blacker chick
Is it over for mecha bros?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:11:58 AM
No.723941775
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>>723941730
He will probably get the suit back in the final episode.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:12:00 AM
No.723941778
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>>723941676
this isn't baldur's gate nigga
you will get the cuck dialog ONLY and you will be happy
>>723939280
They made money on the first season of TWD. They operated on a loss every time after that.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:13:13 AM
No.723941854
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>>723941730
believe in the me who believes in you
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:15:03 AM
No.723941947
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>>723942137
>>723941676
Making empty threats like that is more draining of authority than just saying nothing. There's no indication that Bobby has any ability to actually get these people sent to jail and in fact we already know that these guys have destroyed the car of the previous dispatcher and had no punishment. They're also fully capable of just ignoring his orders and not going where he tells them to if they don't feel like it, which they do multiple times and, again, are not punished.
Rabonzo has NO actual ability to punish them and everyone knows it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:16:23 AM
No.723942010
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:16:57 AM
No.723942043
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I like the idea and the gameplay itself isn't necessarily bad atop the VN stuff, but if the
>There's no real choices to make, you can say different stuff but it doesn't affect anything
is disappointing as fuck if true. Now given that some anons are talking about how there are achievements for picking one of two love interests or none o them, that at least seems like some kind of choice, but if the only choices are some sort of relationship or lack thereof and/or a last minute ending thing, that's still underwhelming for the kind of game with budget we have here. Or is there evidence there's more possibility for outcomes or story branches, both large and small, to change because of choices you make, your successes and/or failures etc?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:18:20 AM
No.723942110
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>>723941416
She's half Ryukyuan
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:18:44 AM
No.723942127
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>>723939447
Im betting that shroud works for SDN who assassinated his dad to remove a powerful hero and make a bigger need for SDN. For villains they go by NDS or NeerDowell Syndicate and take money from villains to enhance them or coordinate them into more profitable operations.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:18:56 AM
No.723942137
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>>723942218
>>723941947
What the fuck are you talking about retard? He has full authority to send you to places you don't want to be, while talking to petty people that care about their social standing. Sending them to a sewer is literally more powerful than a death threat
Likewise, he genuinely does have full authority over them. This isn't a newly-promoted middle manager abusing his power out of insecurity but who has ability to actually do anything without red tape. The entire point of his job is that he singlehandedly decides whether this program is scrapped, and they return to jail after
Blonde Bimbo told you herself. Everyone's given up on the program. His only role there is to 'rehabilitate' people and 'maybe' make use of them. He is genuinely their final lifeline and the difference between them just returning to prison, and their instinct is to insult him for 2 minutes straight on hearing him say 5 words. Literally the only excuses they might have is that the 'haven't heard' that he's their final hope, and assume a new guy will replace him once hazed
Did you even play the story nigger
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:19:29 AM
No.723942173
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>>723942107
I think the issue is the first two episodes are basically the prologue so there’s not really any stakes yet
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:19:56 AM
No.723942196
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>>723928332
Dunno but its kinda nice to have discussion
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:20:30 AM
No.723942218
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>>723942137
Big talk coming from someone who wears sunglasses at night
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:21:10 AM
No.723942245
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>>723929314
seriously the one downside of her look. Otherwise she's hot.
>>723941632
>common mecha trope
that was Amuro, Kamille made the Zeta and wouldnt cry like a bitch about having to patch it
>>723941730
mecha and cuckoldry go hand in hand, at least the devs got that right
>>723941416
vaping looks so gay
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:21:42 AM
No.723942275
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>>723944381
>>723942107
have you never played a telltale game before?
none of the shit matters and you get railroaded toward the same ending no matter what
just think of it as a tv show and you experience will be better off
THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME
>>723942246
>vaping looks so gay
You know what's better? Not destroying your lungs with any substance. Just breathe air.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:24:30 AM
No.723942415
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>>723933291
>Report what happened on camera
>You ratted on me!
What? Well whatever told em the bitch socked me as she's most likely going to be a problem anyway. That said I do have hope for her as she does seem to have her heart in the right place and just has a discipline/authority problem. She seemed genuinely happy and that was probably the best shift she ever had only for us to tell her she fucked up (which she did but again from her reasoning her heart was in the right place)
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:26:03 AM
No.723942484
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>>723942409
but that's boring
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:26:13 AM
No.723942496
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>>723942246
The MKII was built by Kamille's dad.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:27:00 AM
No.723942531
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>>723942724
>>723942409
Smoking looks cool thoughbeit. Shame that public healthcare means spending your money on retards like me.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:27:31 AM
No.723942553
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>>723933740
Rob's Rogues
>>723934058
My guess is she is with Not Omniman as part of some company publicity stuff and not actually into him. However Not Omniman being as autistic as he is doesn't get it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:28:00 AM
No.723942582
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>>723942479
So she just punches you no matter what choices you make. Cool.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:28:11 AM
No.723942591
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heavily astroturfed game
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:28:17 AM
No.723942604
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>>723942479
She broke all of the prime directives
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:28:20 AM
No.723942607
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>>723942941
>>723940004
Prism is safe? Based.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:29:40 AM
No.723942673
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>>723941123
Bio-break is a common term, first in gaming circles but adopted by corporate speak. You see its a very vague phrase that neither indicates the act nor any implications of gender.
If you want to take the real depressing route it could also have been adopted by corporate people because of the swelling number of employees who have to inject insulin and the phrase only works for that.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:29:52 AM
No.723942694
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>>723938113
Yes. I had a brief moment of "wait shit" after I hit the button thinking it might set the place on fire but it worked out in the end
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:29:57 AM
No.723942697
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>>723934929
I also played the pirate version on a computer with a whitelist firewall. The game was not given permission. Those stats made me paranoid as fuck.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:30:21 AM
No.723942707
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>>723927594 (OP)
>Faggots still shilling dispatch even after it was outted for being cuck shit
Capeshit cucks gonna cuck
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:30:39 AM
No.723942724
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>>723942531
It might look cool but I already have asthma. Don't need to wreck my respiratory system any further. At least you have that resource and it's not solely privatized.
How does Invisinigger get to places faster than everyone else with a disease that cripples you after 40 seconds of exercise even if you've trained your whole ass life
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:32:40 AM
No.723942824
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:33:44 AM
No.723942873
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>>723942791
Invisihorse
The horse also has asthma
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:33:49 AM
No.723942879
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>>723938437
>from Afghanistan
>power is exploding in flames
bravo Telltale
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:34:54 AM
No.723942941
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>>723942607
She's close friends with Flambae.
>Can go invisible when she holds her breath
>Has asthma
ooph
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:37:12 AM
No.723943057
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>>723927954
>dude what if superheros were actually messed up and degenerate
>sudden
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:38:28 AM
No.723943112
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What is she doing
>>723942993
wasn't there some gay show where some cunt had a power like that?
they could stop time while holding their breath or some other bullshit
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:38:44 AM
No.723943129
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>>723927954
Alcoholism is the western equivalent of anime girls whose only personality flaw is being unable to cook
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:40:02 AM
No.723943189
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>>723944184
>>723942993
To be fair, it's not as antithetical a downside as it sounds. As an asthmatic, I don't have an issue with holding my breath. It's only during exercise where the airways constrict that it matters, and if you're not taking in new oxygen the constricted airways don't mean much
Holding your breath is actually one of the ways to slow oxygen deprivation/lightheadedness when having an asthma attack. Likewise, you're meant to hold your breathe when using an inhaler.
tl;dr asthma affects oyxgen intake, not what's already in you. But you are likely to have weaker lungs just because it's harder to exercise
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:40:25 AM
No.723943210
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>>723943492
>>723942993
>Speedster
>Using your speed accelerates your aging
Oopsie poopsie
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:40:51 AM
No.723943230
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Is this rape?
>>723943115
are you talking about fucking Guldo from dragon ball?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:41:57 AM
No.723943287
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>>723943246
nah there was a live action show that did it too
but Guldo works
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:43:10 AM
No.723943346
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I didn't know they did this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:43:53 AM
No.723943378
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>>723943531
Hows aaron paul?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:45:44 AM
No.723943458
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>>723943246
>>723943115
Are you thinking of Invisible Boy from Mystery Men who can only go invisible when noone is watching?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:45:48 AM
No.723943463
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>>723941064
teacher or aunt?
>>723940004
that workplace must be hell for HHRR, everyone's doing each other
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:46:03 AM
No.723943474
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>>723936997
no it actually does, he felt like a Tarantino char. the moment he started speaking I knew the writing was good in the demo.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:46:27 AM
No.723943492
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>>723944227
>>723943210
>ages 50 times faster
>he's like 90 or something now
Even if he was unaware of how his powers really worked, how did he unironically maintain use of his power for like 2 years of pure power time. wtf did he do
Also how did he not realize what was going on by the time he looked 50, let alone almost-dead
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:46:59 AM
No.723943531
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:47:25 AM
No.723943556
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>>723940475
(((forced))) man you people need to be bullied more
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:48:18 AM
No.723943593
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>nose ring
I hate commifornian s()ylennials
>>723941416
She's a retard
>>723943671
Which is better, to make up for the areas the characters are lacking in, or pump up the stats they’re already good in?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:52:04 AM
No.723943752
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>>723943671
Her INT isn't that bad compared to the rest of the squad. She's shit at charisma
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:52:32 AM
No.723943776
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>>723944081
>>723943671
If you max her int does she speedrun her bitch-delinquent arc and character development 4 episodes early
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:53:03 AM
No.723943803
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>>723937183
Holy slop that's terrible.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:55:08 AM
No.723943902
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>>723937183
>charlie is the bat guy
>alanah pierce is the devil woman
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:56:29 AM
No.723943960
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>>723942479
Its obvious that the story is saying she needs to be held to the standards of a hero. She made the call to protect the civilian even if attacking the villain might have been the correct call and achieving the that goal.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:57:53 AM
No.723944031
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>>723944197
>>723943743
I've been putting into stats that are lacking to increase the odds of a successful mission on the chance the dot lands just outside their attributes. The more of the graph they fill up the better imo
>only came itt to report the brownoid posting pizza
>retards actually unironically paid for this capeshit slop
subhuman cp poster really knew his audience
>>723943776
>Max Flambae's Intelligence
>He assassinates you in your sleep
>>723933291
Does the donut on the computer happen no matter what? Or is only if you cover for her punching you? I kinda just assume she's always in the room now ever since her introduction
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:59:39 AM
No.723944118
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>>723944205
>>723944062
You can finish the game in the refund window
You don't have to spend shit
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:00:31 AM
No.723944156
[Report]
>>723944206
>>723943115
There is the awesomes where his time stop powers gave him nose bleeds and then Yo Yo in Agents of ShHIELD who could slow time down to an extreme but she could only do so for the length of a single beat of her heart after which she is whipped back to her starting place.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:00:32 AM
No.723944158
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>>723944234
>>723944095
I'll give you 1 guess.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:00:50 AM
No.723944173
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>>723944062
Janny final boss is lurking
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:00:58 AM
No.723944184
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>>723943189
nobody here knows how asthma works. now SHUT UP YOU NERD IM STEALING YOUR INHALER
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:01:13 AM
No.723944194
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>>723944095
Nothing matters in this game, so it's probably there regardless
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:01:20 AM
No.723944197
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>>723944031
only drawback I think with that is for raw skill check ones as the "choice" missions require a certain score in a single stat depending on what choice you make
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:01:31 AM
No.723944205
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>>723944118
i believe you will actually do that, too, anon
>implying it makes up for unironically investing time in this trash
it doesnt
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:01:33 AM
No.723944206
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>>723944156
>and then Yo Yo in Agents of ShHIELD who could slow time down to an extreme but she could only do so for the length of a single beat of her heart after which she is whipped back to her starting place
yeah that's what I was thinking of
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:02:06 AM
No.723944227
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>>723944515
>>723943492
I think its a racist joke about "black dont crack" or rather he didn't notice his rapid aging until he was well past elderly.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:02:15 AM
No.723944234
[Report]
>>723944381
>>723944158
I don't wanna be pessimistic and say it doesn't matter so I'll say no it doesn't always appear
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:02:25 AM
No.723944245
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>>723944062
It’s propped up by e-celebs. Hence why nobody gave a shit until it came out, and now we magically have two threads with 300 posts up at the same time.
Little char monkeys do it for free.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:02:25 AM
No.723944246
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>>723944373
>>723941846
Except on Minecraft Story Mode of all games
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:03:17 AM
No.723944286
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>>723944393
>jannoid deleted my post about the brownoid violating united states law
really makes you think
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:04:32 AM
No.723944347
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>>723944081
I wonder what his real name is.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:05:13 AM
No.723944373
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>>723944246
Minecraft story mode was kino. Great music, great characters, and the choices mattered sometimes.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:05:26 AM
No.723944381
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:05:49 AM
No.723944393
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>>723944524
>>723944286
Announcing reports is not permitted, so they removed the FBI post too
The intriguing part is that they removed the report posts instantly, but let the illegal posts simmer for 5-10 minutes
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:06:35 AM
No.723944426
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>>723939959
Vigor I can buy being at 2 but yeah, mobility should be higher, shouldn't it?
Or maybe it's that they actually start applying themselves and doing shit once they decide to get serious and this is just them fucking around?
why is it that a porno dating game developed by one nig puts all these actual studio games to shame
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:09 AM
No.723944491
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>>723944517
>>723944427
>porno dating game developed by one nig
which one, there's a gorillion of em
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:34 AM
No.723944515
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>>723944582
>>723944227
To elaborate on that further, if he was super fit because of his powers then he would be probably doing fantastic physically inspite of his physical age. I dont know if his powers would have other side effects to explain his rapid deterioration like a high metabolism or needing a high level of exercise and his body loss a ton of muscle with him intentionally not keeping up that intense level of activity.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:35 AM
No.723944517
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>>723944491
there's only one worth a damn
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:43 AM
No.723944524
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>>723944393
im forgetful, i should have worded it differently anyway
still typical trannitor behavior all things considered
>>723927594 (OP)
Just finished the game. I can fix her. I definitely feel the vibe between her and Robert. I can't wait for next week. Also I don't know if I'm in the minority but Blondie doesn't do a thing to me. Rejected her every advance.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:10:04 AM
No.723944582
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>>723944515
you're putting more thought into this than the writers did
>speed made man old
that's all they did and no it doesn't mean anything more than that, nor will it ever impact anything
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:11:12 AM
No.723944619
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>>723944569
a blonde haired blue eyed white woman?
you know most of these nigs fell for that shit hook, line, and sinker
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:11:12 AM
No.723944620
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>>723944592
>Yo Mistah White, how do I get these heroes to stop acting like bitches?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:11:41 AM
No.723944643
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:11:54 AM
No.723944653
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>>723944691
>>723944427
Game studios overrun with libs and commies ironically do not give we the PEOPLE what we want (big titty cat girlfriend simulators) so they are dying, simple as.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:12:52 AM
No.723944691
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>>723944653
>so they are dying
FULL BLOWN ERECTION
>>723944569
Blondie is hot and I like her but Invisibitch is also neat in a potential opposites attract kinda way. I can imagine a potential hate sex moment between them especially if you go with options that set her off
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:13:18 AM
No.723944707
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:13:52 AM
No.723944727
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>>723944569
I'm with you, really not into BB.
Was actually fun.
I got 11/12 missions correct. I didn't let the bat go meat his hero and the fucking leprechaun guy failed the mission. Whoops.
It's actually annoying how little intelligent people there are on the team. The bat is the smartest one and he becomes retarded after being sent out.
Most sent hero was the flying knife lady.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:14:16 AM
No.723944745
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>>723947257
>>723944592
He's small in stature
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:15:33 AM
No.723944792
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>>723944854
>>723935474
>>723935318
Phenomaman seems legit too fucking stupid to be a secret villain.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:15:54 AM
No.723944807
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>>723945020
>>723944734
sounds like we had the exact same outcome
except I think my most used was invisalign
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:16:19 AM
No.723944826
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>>723944705
I'm into Invisigal not for the hate sex aspect but the fact that she seems to really want to make Robert proud of her. She plays with the mock salute thing and bought him a doughnut. She only smashes the doughnut once she got scolded by him. Classic dadless behavior that is really hot. And she wears pink too! She's literally just western Yukari.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:16:56 AM
No.723944854
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>>723944948
>>723944792
not just stupid but actually mentally retarded
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:16:59 AM
No.723944857
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>>723944951
They're making Not!Omniman out to be the villain, but the way the blonde acts makes me think she's actually trying to ride the corporate ladder through him, and that's why she actually cares about their date just being the two of them
She's a gold digger that's only going to switch to the MC at the end when she loses her paypig over something dumb
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:17:18 AM
No.723944871
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>>723944923
tfw jumpscare schlong
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:17:56 AM
No.723944903
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>>723944734
You need to start Sonarmaxxing.
Make sure you send him out on a combat mission after he transforms and he’ll turn back to his regular form after he complete it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:18:07 AM
No.723944918
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>>723944705
I'm into Invisigal because I want to bleach her, simple as.
>>723944871
what's the betting line on there being a pussy shot in the game to balance things out?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:18:56 AM
No.723944948
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:19:06 AM
No.723944951
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>>723945057
>>723944857
Not!Omniman didn't really strike me as bad. Dude just seemed like a genuinely autistic alien
>>723944923
I'm thinking we'll get tits at least
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:19:23 AM
No.723944960
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>>723929314
the whole point is that it's degrading, just like women used to wear chokers to let everyone know they love sucking dick
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:20:00 AM
No.723944982
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>>723944923 given that this image
>>723936413 is on the deluxe edition cover, its higher than we think
>>723944734
>I got 11/12 missions correct. I didn't let the bat go meat his hero and the fucking leprechaun guy failed the mission. Whoops.
>>723944807
>sounds like we had the exact same outcome
What the fuck, the exact same shit happened to me. And that was also the only mission I failed out of the 12. RIGGED! SONAR SYMPHATIZERS.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:21:12 AM
No.723945026
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>>723944923
No chance. Penises are seem as inherently comedic and boobs are moderately acceptable as fan service, but vaginas are seen as purely pornographic if visible
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:21:32 AM
No.723945043
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>>723945095
>>723944592
What the fuck was invisibitch talking about a dad bod? This fucker has a top 20th percentile body for an amerilard.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:21:33 AM
No.723945046
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>>723945103
>>723936413
Calling it now. That cat mascot person is going to be the mastermind
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:22:02 AM
No.723945057
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>>723944923
+2400
>>723944951
>I'm thinking we'll get tits at least
+1450
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:22:04 AM
No.723945059
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>>723944923
4% odds of that happening
But when I saw that dick, I immediately noted that the chance of Blonde Blazer and Invisigal tits went from 50% to 90%
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:22:16 AM
No.723945067
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>>723945120
>>723945020
I didn’t use Jacksepticeye once. He seems kinda useless
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:23:00 AM
No.723945095
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>>723945135
>>723945043
Not sixpack = deserves insulting by roastie writers
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:23:17 AM
No.723945103
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>>723945162
>>723945046
They do be sus, always hiding in the background
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:23:51 AM
No.723945120
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>>723945167
>>723945067
I dunno he ended up being one of my more used ones since he's a good balance for tanking and charisma. Flambe was the only one I ended up not using at all
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:23:54 AM
No.723945121
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>>723943743
>Which is better, to make up for the areas the characters are lacking in, or pump up the stats they’re already good in?
I'm always pumping the already good stats because I aim to specialize my squad and not make them jack of all trades. I just need one person as the balance guy in case a call needs like an intelligent hero twice in a row.
>>723945095
Relax, Invisigal is already slobbering over Bob's scars on her second appearance
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:25:09 AM
No.723945162
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>>723945103
>Remember that time your computer was littered with your favorite donut?
>It was meeee Robby!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:25:21 AM
No.723945167
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>>723945120
Flambae was a cunt to me and kept refusing to do missions
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:25:36 AM
No.723945180
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>>723945234
>>723945135
She literally commented on them in the same conversation. I'm not "upset" about whether she likes him or not, but that it's being called a dadbod at all. It's roastie writing. No male writer would call that dadbod
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:25:54 AM
No.723945190
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>>723945135
No she's not! Fuck Robert
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:26:22 AM
No.723945205
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>>723943743
My strategy is to try to make the heroes stand out on one stat then shore up a bit so that they aren't completely min maxed and have 2 or 3 stats that are relatively high. But I'll keep their lowest stats low.
I don't remember exactly, but I believe I ended the episode with Invisigal at 5 Mobility, the demon and Coop at 5 Combat and Sonar at 5 Intelligence
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:27:15 AM
No.723945230
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These fight scenes have some good choreography
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:27:17 AM
No.723945234
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>>723945370
>>723945180
You're upset that a woman.... talks like how a woman talks?
>>723945020
Wait wtf I had this exact same outcome, same %.
There's definitely something going on here.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:30:06 AM
No.723945370
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>>723945479
>>723945234
>if I keep saying he's upset it's true
Retard
>woman talks like woman
You mean a woman talks how a roastie writer thinks 'cool' women talk. If you're gonna make a character's entire personality dick jokes and sex, at least let them have accurate insults about bodies
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:31:33 AM
No.723945429
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>>723945447
>>723945345
The percentage being the same makes sense, to be fair. The percentages are just the overlaps of charts between what's needed and what the hero has. An unupgraded Punchup is always gonna have a 56% chance to win that particular mission by himself.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:32:04 AM
No.723945447
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>>723945345
>>723945429
Yeah I just realized that right after posting it. I'm retarded.
Guess we both lost the (almost) coin flip.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:32:46 AM
No.723945479
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>>723945370
I'm the anon that originally told you to relax and I'm not the anon you're replying to right now.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:33:44 AM
No.723945521
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>>723945562
>>723945474
>bush
dropped
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:34:05 AM
No.723945534
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>>723945637
1 charm.
1 intellect.
5 Vigor.
5 Mobility.
1 Combat.
>>723945474
>>723945521
go be humongous faggots somewhere else
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:34:47 AM
No.723945563
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>>723931841
This is the Police is way too grimdark to be fun. I'm fucking tired of that shit. I'm honestly tempted to just go to old Popcap games instead of shit that thinks it always needs to be edgy to tell a mature story.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:35:00 AM
No.723945572
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They're gonna do some stupid joke about how Robert doesn't have a dick and it's just Invisiwhore hiding it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:35:43 AM
No.723945602
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>>723945627
>>723945562
What's your problem?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:35:49 AM
No.723945605
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>>723945663
>>723944569
Am I the only one who doesn't really care for either BB or Invisigal?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:36:18 AM
No.723945627
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>>723945698
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:36:23 AM
No.723945630
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>>723945736
>>723927594 (OP)
How is the game?(movie), is there actual romance? I want to fuck a hot superhero woman
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:36:34 AM
No.723945637
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>>723945534
what are Orgasmo's stats?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:37:03 AM
No.723945663
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>>723945683
>>723945605
Yes, they're one-note as fuck and overplayed tropes
I'm okay with Invisigal because I like brash types but the choices are still incredibly binary
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:37:38 AM
No.723945683
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>>723945730
>>723945663
Would you rather the choices be…nonbinary?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:38:03 AM
No.723945698
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>>723945774
>>723945562
>>723945627
Here at /v/DN, we love diversity.
I got the impression they were trying to railroad you into not using Flambe, most of the missions were situations that would've been straight up disastrous if you threw fire into the mix.
My prediction is that Shroud is Robert from the future where Chase sacrifices his remaining lifespan to send him back and he needs that power source thing for something
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:38:20 AM
No.723945716
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>>723934892
For me buddy just kept getting stomped out, but he does stand up for himself
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:38:36 AM
No.723945730
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>>723945683
No I want to fuck the Bookbitch in the tutorial
>>723945630
slim pickings, one is a cheating gold digger and the other is a retarded pervert
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:39:48 AM
No.723945774
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>>723945698
Robert's wife is so pretty...
>>723945736
Blonde may be a gold digger, but she did not cheat.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:40:26 AM
No.723945796
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>>723946647
>>723945705
There was already a superhero video game that did that twist
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:40:44 AM
No.723945808
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>>723945868
>>723945783
She's actively encouraging cheating in a way even dense bimbos would figure out earlier. She was using innuendos long before she was actually drunk
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:41:05 AM
No.723945818
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>>723945913
I hope this game succeeds, is very fun the whole way through and AdHoc makes a game that isn't capeshit next.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:41:09 AM
No.723945820
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>>723939269
It just said she's his NA sponsor. She's supposed to help him prevent himself from relapsing. What the fuck are you on about?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:41:18 AM
No.723945831
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>>723945868
>>723945783
emotionally she did and in some cases physically too
>>723945736
Invis is not a pervert
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:42:28 AM
No.723945868
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>>723945959
>>723945808
>>723945831
Honestly, I just take it as her trying to be company-office tier convincing but ending up being romance-tier manipulative by accident. It's a stretch with the way the scenes are written, but that's just exaggerated capeshit.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:43:33 AM
No.723945913
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>>723945986
>>723945818
I hope it fails completely and so viciously that the studio is shut down
>>723945843
she was perving on Robert while he was getting changed
she probably watches people shitting like Translucent
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:43:34 AM
No.723945914
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:44:08 AM
No.723945926
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>>723945843
>cock dick sex fuck squirting ass balls: The Character
>not a pervert
She has invisible powers. Part of her time as a villain was definitely just watching people jerk off in their rooms
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:44:56 AM
No.723945959
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>>723945868
>Honestly, I just take it as
you sound like a cuck
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:45:01 AM
No.723945962
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>>723937183
I fucking love Joel Haver
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:45:11 AM
No.723945972
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>start the game
FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT
The novelty of caped superheroes and villains swearing wore off ages ago. And even the goody two shoes and yet shady Blonde chick swearing like a sailor also got old fast.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:45:42 AM
No.723945986
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>>723946061
>>723945913
I got the impression that she was more so snooping because she likes drama and wanted to have the scoop on the newest hire. She did pretty well for it too, since she learned his super hero identity AND learned that her boss was cheating.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:45:52 AM
No.723945996
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>>723946062
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:47:20 AM
No.723946061
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>>723946131
>>723945986
>snooping because she likes drama
she 100% has watched people in the employee bathrooms
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:47:20 AM
No.723946062
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>>723946101
>>723945996
How is he phasing through her butt like that?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:48:09 AM
No.723946101
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>>723946062
Isn't that called hotdogging?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:48:58 AM
No.723946131
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>>723946061
do you think she likes watching Roid's shake dance?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:57:05 AM
No.723946474
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>>723947660
>>723930026
Sauce for pic?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:01:36 AM
No.723946647
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>>723945796
NTA but this game is old man. Wouldn't be surprised if they do something similar.
>>723937729
Actually not a bad performance from waterboy.
MoistCritikal's voice is very jarring, though. Also, whoever the toxic guy is at the start was also pretty bad.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:07:30 AM
No.723946861
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>>723946936
>>723946656
Yeah the 'The Situation is Crazy' guy did not sound different than when he's just rambling in front of a camera.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:09:36 AM
No.723946936
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>>723946861
That's probably exactly why they got him. Deadpan snarky bat guy
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:10:12 AM
No.723946963
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>>723941264
>>723941123
I'm getting bad vibes from her. I think she'll turn out to have a superiority complex and believe regular humans are lesser. Meanwhile, Phenomaman will just be severely autistic and a red herring.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:18:00 AM
No.723947257
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>>723944592
he has half an ear
>>723944745
>I II
just like my my NTR H game threads
>>723944923
negative chances. even GTA stops at penises. also the dialogue in this game sounds like it was made with women in mind so there are better chances of seeing one of the female heroes having intercourse with an anthropomorphized bear
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:29:14 AM
No.723947660
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>>723946474
お前の表情を確かめたい but the FeMC is a filthy cheater
pretty fitting for a thread like this one
>>723946656
>Also, whoever the toxic guy is at the start was also pretty bad
I mean he is a shitty goon, Im not expecting an Ardyn
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:41 AM
No.723948183
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>>723945705
>spoiler
He knows where he lives. He has better tech. He could literally juat hack the robot and order it to walk to him. Or just sneak in to steal it when robert is out
Actuall, he could do it right now. Toxic freed himself from his restraints, he knows where Robert lives