>>723957292
Whenever pride month rolls around, I make it my mission to never ever ever say the word STRAIGHT for the whole month. And it drives my parents crazy (they’re supportive btw). The lengths I’ve gone to just to avoid saying that word are hilariously stupid.
Examples include me casually saying in conversation “oh that person is not of the heterosexual variety”; or instead of “straight up”, I instead say “heterosexual down”, and confuse people. There are more fun examples like me talking to a friend and saying “hello heterosexual male”. And because it’s me, he doesn’t bat an eye.
I’ve even done this outside pride month, just to mess with people, and I LOVE it. Of course I’m a very socially awkward young lady so I rarely get the chance to do this.
I almost love it as much as I love having the powers of an artist at my disposal. I can draw alllll the girls kissing I want. Almost.
Of course that’s probably why most people don’t like my gremlin-like personality and pillow princess attitude. Or it’s because I’m isolated apart from my job and am slowly going crazy
