Thread 723950526

Aah!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>723950526 (OP)
Shut up, Chris. I have to press these paintings in order.

>got a used DSi XL just for this
Worth it just for Jill poking alone

>>723950526 (OP)
what's the best PS1 Resident Evil? Everyone says 2 or 3 is best, but there's something about RE1 that just clicks with me more than the others

>>723950661
Outside of the silly first person knife sections and gimmick touch screen puzzles I think it might be the best port of OG RE.

>>723950717
I enjoy the vibe of 3 the most.

>>723950731
If I recall correctly your knife was always accessible with left shoulder buttons and didn't take inventory space.

>>723950731
isn't the gimmick touch screen puzzles exclusive to one mode, and the other just let you play through RE1 normally?

>>723950857
Yeah there's classic and rebirth.

>>723950819
I know it was an awesome little quality of life addition I loved it personally. I mean I get the whole "it robs the game of something cause now you don't need to worry about wasting a space for the knife" but I never used the knife anyway so it was just nice to have the option I guess.

>>723950526 (OP)
This shit scared the hell out of me as a kid kek

>>723950875
neat, it's like how star fox 64 3D has a classic mode that lets you play without the gyro controls

>>723950717
subjective everyone got their thing

>>723950857
yes but i think computer lab can be used with touch screen

>>723950661
I have a hacked 2DS and it's almost impossible to play Resident Evil DS on it do to its absolutely fucked d-pad placement and I can't walk straight using the circle pad.

>>723950717
>what's the best PS1 Resident Evil
I treat the ps1 trilogy as one game, they're equally great for me.

AAAAAH I GOT IT

Now that the dust finally settled, who was the Resident Evil?

>>723955768
I figured it was Wesker, he was the evil resident among the main cast in the first game.

>>723953532
>opens it
>inside is just a note saying "no way, fag"

THAT GUY'S A MANIAC! WHYDHEBITEME!?

>>723950526 (OP)
Took me ages to realise this was a play on the camera chasing Ash in the Evil Dead movies.

Terrible demons...OWCH!

I really really really really really really really really really really hope this is not chris' blood

Jill, here's a lockpick...

I have THIS!

>Resident Evil 1 and 2
>Silent Hill 1 and 2

We just didn't know how good we had it horrorbros

>>723956443
>Resident Evil 3 is le bad

>>723956235
Here's my radio
you should keep it

I'm

*blood spurts*
*dies*

...

btw Jill be careful

*dies again*

Enrico!

>>723955703
Fixed it for you.

>>723956235
it was a HUGE snake and also .... POISONOUS.

>>723956579
Well it's not as le good as the previous 2. Doesn't mean it's bad.

>>723956672
Code Veronica is at the bottom with 0 where they belong and the only fun I had with 6 was talking with your partner.

>>723956672
>VII and Demake2 S tier
>putting umbrella corps and the other shovelware next to 6, Zero and the Chronicles
>Fixed

>>723957038
>>723956672
>>723956854
A lot of hate for 0

>>723955768
>evil hiding in plain sight
>the virus/plaga/mold/whatever hiding within its victims
>Spencer using a mansion to hide a genetics lab
>Umbrella using a megacorporation to manufacture illegal bioweapons within populated cities
>Irons using the RPD to cover up for Umbrella (and rape people apparently)
>Wesker using his rank to fuck STARS over
>Ada using her yellow fever to fuck Leon over
>Nikolai using his cover to fuck UBCS and Jill over
>Alexia and Marcus becoming major liabilities even for Umbrella
>Outbreak showing RC to be full of nutjobs like the university tech and mr. plant-waifu
>Krauser's fake death to kidnap Ashley and betray the US
>Los Illuminados brainwashing rural yuropoors into world-domination minions
>Tricell brainwashing native niggers into Spencer's world-eugenics minions
>Simmons and Carla using RE6 to fuck the series over
>Mia both working for the Connections and getting changeling'd right under Ethan's nose
>Evie and Lucas brainwashing some farmers into serial killers from within their own house
>Mother Miranda brainwashing rural Romanians into furries 'n freaks over a babby
>Requiem supposedly being about a slippery cold-case killer (and more) hiding in plain sight
>the big reveal that neighboring ayylmaos are behind everything

What's wrong with 0? It just felt like more of RE1 remake to me. I liked it. It had cool costumes, too.

>>723958425
Those damn monkeys were bullet sponges

>>723958425
Animal bosses

>>723958126
>Mia both working for the Connections and getting changeling'd right under Ethan's nose
Like I said, she never stopped working for them. She was working with Miranda to get Rose. She fucked off to Miranda's, Miranda stepped in, played housewife for a bit and snatched Rose. Which I feel that Rose was meant to be a weapon for The Connections, but when shit fellt through and Miranda died she bounced out. And Rose does say she hasn't seen her mom in years which makes me think my theory was right.

I also feel Miranda was Chris during the whacky tank part. Just from "his" reaction to Ethan saying he was going to kill her. That smirk and egotistical look, that wasn't Chris. Chris was with his hound wolf squad overlooking the village.

CHRISTHISWAY

Wesker fucked Rebecca daily.

>>723958126
>THE MONSTERS GRACES MOM ALYSSA WOW
yeah, thay wasn't a hard one to figure out. Theres probably some point where she discovers its her mom and she dies. But one of the trailers already spoiled that for some dumbass reason. Everyone knew thats what it was pointing at. The monster her mom, representing her loss and pain, blah, blah, still buying it.

>>723950526 (OP)
kek does any other game out there have a better intro cinematic than this? Its ludo kino comedy at its finest.

>>723955703
>Survivor on B
Are you serious? That game sucks balls!

>>723960070
>mia still with the connections
Definitely, the "moldy little bird" remark and Miranda's photos makes it fairly obvious. Still waiting for them to follow up on it.

>Chris in factory was Miranda
Neat theory but doubtful, the game would've definitely wanted to spell it out afterwards in true Japanese fashion if so, especially with the emphasis on Ethan ignoring his radio chatter.

I just realized - I have no hope for this franchise anymore. They've remade all the games that matter, and the new games are shit.

>>723961103
I don't think we'll hear about The Connections ever again.

>>723950717
What's with the custom ISOs for each game? Are they adapted from the japanese PS1 version or something?

>>723956235
>It was slippery. I fell and hurt my butt. Ow!
>Your butt? Wha-what are all these holes in your body though?
>They're irrelevant Jill! I need help...my butt...it hurts....

So what's the scariest part in any RE?

>>723961828
RE isn't scary, it's stressful.

I win

>>723957038
>Code Veronica at the very bottom
>under motherfucking Dead Aim and Gaiden for GBC
>RE5 and R3make over it
Well, it is a personal chart and everything so bias is to be expected instead of objectivity, but now you're just being unreasonably hateful

>>723962419
Some people just really hate Steve that badly.
Or in recent years it's "muh transphobia".

>>723962393
a man of refined taste
i'd just lift re3r to major problems

>>723960684
Alyssa is just the start of the story, like Village's trailers showing "Mia" getting killed. They're just sparking interest.

>>723955768
The president of Evil...

>>723950901
It was this fucker for me

do people really like re2 remake over re4 remake?

>>723950526 (OP)
pov: you are a job application approaching a /v/irgin

>>723965405
Jokes on you, I just got hired for a job I actually wanted.

Favourite lines?
For me it's Barry's "Wesker is a crazy man!"

>>723969689
>THIS IS BRAD

>>723960684
Where did this retarded theory come from? The monster is obviously Lisa Trevor.

>>723969689
Wesker, you've become senile!

>>723950717
What's the benefit of doing this over emulating them?

>>723969689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VoqGbFs6Bw

>>723970490
such effortless SOVL

>>723958126
>that spoiler

>>723958126
>Simmons and Carla using RE6 to fuck the series over
breaking the 4th wall

>>723969689
God DAMN you're a big boy

>>723955768
the unskippale cutscenes. unironically the scariest thing in the game.

>>723970391
Customization and qol.

>>723969689
I know its everyones favorite line but I will never get Wesker saying "Wow! What a mansion!" out of my head. I feel like it will still be there even after I die.

>>723969689
Rebecca going
>Look at those monstuuuuurs!
When you rescue both her and Jill and are on the way to the heliport.

>>723956381
>OHMAIGAD I got a weapon it's really POWERFUL especially against SHE WESKER

>>723974196
lol good one. she says it like an absolute child and capcom wants you to believe that that's the same rebecca that survived RE0.

>>723972951
The PC ports also don't freeze for half a second every time the camera angle changes.

>>723950731
Fuck no. It looks and sounds awful for starters. They also did something to the enemy AI that makes it absolutely retardedly easy. I'm no expert at these games and I was able to waltz through it only getting hit a few times.

>>723974948
I mean, if you almost get vored by a giant frog and raped by a bunch of leeches, that spencer mansion business doesn't seem so bad in comparison.