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Anonymous No.723958046 [Report]
>be me
>a pretty vacant Brazilian
>I don't have a job
>I don't like work
>Nintendo call me
>"Hello, nice pretty vacant with autogynephilia, do you need a job?"
>"I don't think at work"
>"You will work for me on 4chan!"
>"How?"
>"I am paying to shill pro-Nintendo Switch 2 content"
>"Can I work with female clothes?"
>"Yes, of course!"
>"This is the best work ever!"
The Nintendo Switch 2 is the best console ever made, and I'm promoting it on /v/ every day!
Anonymous No.723958172 [Report] >>723958539
I want to meet a woman that will beat me up during sex
Anonymous No.723958539 [Report] >>723958823
>>723958172
just talk to your mom, she will beat you up like old times and you don't even have to have sex
Anonymous No.723958823 [Report]
>>723958539
nah.
also she must leave scratches all over, the male looking beat up as hell after sex is hot