Thread 723962946

I care

>>723963059
I asked

time for some comfy

>>723963302
no one cares that you asked.

Kirby sex

>>723962946 (OP)
>kirby
grow up

He'll be in

>>723963671
>that post
>that pic

>>723963691
>it's the simp

>all the people in the yt chat changing MARX
kek

how can he talk about this for an HOUR? what else is there to even say?

SOARING HIGH

Bakakunai?

hello kirby

TOP RIDE MENTIONED

>>723963671
brat teio

Top RideGODS win again

where is is the sticky

kek he's amazing

>We did it anyway
lmao

top ride had some good fucking music for what it was

Yeah, we added the mode anyway. Fuck you.

TOP RIDE BROS WE WON

>>723962946 (OP)
can't fathom why this needs a second dedicated Direct, it really doesn't look that interesting

finally, content for the 3 autists who actually play top ride

Pokémon fans should watch this to understand how little GameFreak cares about them

>>723964009
He did it anyway

>>723964009
He did it anyway.

Marxbros how do we feel?

>>723964019
that's what sovl is really about
even if only like 2 people enjoy such a mode, they PUT IT IN ANYWAY

>>723964009
Because Nintendo have literally no games to show off apart from this and Metroid Prime 4.

>>723964165
sakurai is the king of sovl after all

>$80
no sakurai...

>We added 8 players because we could, but you really shouldn't
Based

>>723964243
anon we're watching, so you can't lie

>online eight player Top Ride
lol, that will be silly.

>>723964243
it's $70

>>723964009
switch 2 has NO games

>>723964243
*$70

>>723962946 (OP)
Sakurai knows how to present something, I always think about how his directs are the best because he understands pacing

gamecube controller support confirmed I guess

>>723964351
the kind of shit i wish snk devs understood
so their games wouldn't be an absolute flop out the door like shitty of the wolves, it's just sad

Classic mode lol

no sakurai...that's too much kirby...!

DID YOU GUYS SEE SANDBAG

ROGUELITE KIRBY AIR RIDE

POPPY BRO ASSIST TROPHY

>only 30k viewers
lmao nobody cares about this shit. sakurai wasting time on this instead of smash or a new kid icarus is retarded

>>723964520
DOWN IN MISSISSIPPI!

>Pacifist run or Genocide run
Undertalesissies! WE WON

HOLY SHIT ELLINE

MAGMAN

Computer Virus OLYMPIANS...

OI MATE
YO GOT A LICENSE TO PLAY KIRBY?

A KIRBY CREDIT CARD???!!!

finally, why can't online cards be this ultra customizable? it's always just title and preset design

>>723964009
sakurai loves to hear himself talk and nintenweenies gobble it up

>>723964616
We fucking won today, one of my fav boss

>Kirby RP lobbies
Holy shit

Any new characters yet?

>>723964663
much like yourself except you're incredibly dimeless and terribly ugly

>>723964643
GSP is your god
GWP is your devil

CUTE SLUT!!!

I can't wait to erp with susieanons in the lobby

Let's see Paul Allen's Air riders card.

why does the UI look like ultimate

>>723962946 (OP)
Adeleine and Ribbon Fairy please!

>>723964712
no and i'm not very hopeful that there will be any

>anon is going for the juice box
>he's going to play item bounce for the 9th time
>entire lobby dog piles on the box to stop him from selecting it

>>723964802
Because Sakurai.

>>723964848
's wife

>The music
Holy shit

>>723964728
>much like yourself
im not watching
>except you're incredibly dimeless and terribly ugly
correct

>there's smash bros MMR in this
kek this man is fucked up, he loves that global power shit

>>723964838
he's thirsty, let him have his juice box

>>723964832

Smash Ultimate’s character select says hello

MARXDEMIURGES

MARX

>?
?????

MARX CRUMBS
>MARX CRUMBS
MARX CRUMBS
>MARX CRUMBS

That's the inside of that cat clock thing.

MARX? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? HALTMANN'S SOUL?

NOVA TRACK HOLY SHIT

>tracks from the first game
neat

>previous tracks are back
HOLY FUCK YES

checker knights ludo is back on the menu

>ALL THE MUSIC IS BACK
ITEM BOUNCE WON

>all the old courses too

nice

Awesome they brought back the og stages

I appreciate Sakurai putting all his time and effort into Air Ride, but I hope after this, we get a remaster of Kid' Icarus Uprising or maybe even a new game from him.

>interactive lobbies
/v/eekends are gonna be kino also fuck this time limit bs

HOLY FUCKING SOUL

>>723965029
Haltmann’s soul was erased and is inside Star Dream. Not NOVA.

>>723965057
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

truly the smash ultimate of kirby air ride

>>723965104
smash bros gigaultimate it is!

>>723965104
you WILL get Meteos 2 and you WILL LIKE IT

SONIC WHO?

>>723965143
I will like it, please and thank you.

>>723965104
Nah, it's joever uprising bro. He'll be back to developing the next smash.

unlockables
god I love unlockables

OLD COURSES IN FULL
LETS FUCKING GO

Do old city trial too while you're at it, why the fuck not

I really hope there's more characters...

>>723965163
sit back and enjoy the show
we're watching pure soul

>>723965163
>admitted to wasting your youth on an 18+ website

it's 2025 grandpa, you can't just hype up 9 new courses like it's some amazing thing, it was pathetic in 2003 as well

>>723965190
>next smash.
Why even bother when you can't get any better than Ultimate? Only rosterfags want a new Smash at this point.

I love video games bros

Holy shit this could be kino. Giving SW2 3 games worth owning and maybe 4 by years end if MP4 is good. Cope trannies.

>>723965291
a smash game with functional online would be a good idea.

Sakurai please tell me you lied last direct and the old city trial map is in the game too

Yooooo! They added Sandbag

DRAGOON

I played Dreamland 3

It's bad. Like actually a miserable pain to play.

what the fuck is super smash bros

the thing from smash bros

>legendary air machine theme
I'm home...

>>723965350
Yeah, but that's asking for too much for a Nintendo game, desu.

HAKAI-OH

>>723965375
I don't hate it but I see how people can dislike both it and 2

surprised there isn't a new legendary machine

oh shit

>>723965375
the only thing carrying it is the artstyle.

>no new Legendary Machine
I'm surprised. I was expecting a Tiamat or something. Some kind of third dragon to go with the new machine types.

GANG
VIOLENCE

>$70 for a Kirby game
Lmfaooooo
>$70 for a Kirby RACING game
LMFAOOO
Jesus Christ tendies are eating Nintendo’s shit with no end in sight and asking for seconds

why is there a giant spider's nest sakurai

HE'S IN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

simp king is here

>>723965569
Nintendo switch 2 has one game and I'm buying it

Spider sexo

TARANZASISSIES WE WON?

WTF LOLO

fucking spiderman
HOLY SHIT LOLOLO

>join my new air ride
Yes kirby

>80$
No kirby

DAROACH GODS

EL RATO

??? RAT

DAROACH LETS GOOOOO

wow, lolo and lala, that's a deepcut

rato...

>>723965672
IT'S DA RAT

ESCARGOON?

RICK

SCARFY BROS

>lolo
what the fuck???
I had that shit on wii ware because my brother was nostalgic for it and I've never seen or heard anyone talk about it

FUCK YOU MARX

FUCKING WADDLE DEE
FUCK YEAH

THERE HE IS

CMON RIPPLE AND ADELEINE

>>723965629
*4 games

scarfy is a great pick

Regular fucking dee lol

>>723965291
>Why even bother
What do you mean? Money.

HENSHIN

>non-bandana Waddle Dee
Based

HENSHIN

ah yes
come on rider

Adeleinebros...

It does look cool.

>>723965776
bandana for dlc trust

>>723965771
Didn't buy them because they're not girby

>New machine
>The robobot music start playing
Holy kino

THE MOST HATED KIRBY CHARACTER

WHEELIE SCOOTER

>>723965824
isn't bandana part of the base roster?

>>723965824
Anon...

>>723965846
She’ll be DLC

JET STAR LET'S GOOO

BVLL TANK

>>723965660
>admitting to being a leaf

>Scooter is back
I thought i'd lost you.

>Wheelie scooter
We are so back bros!

>>723965756
Lololo and Lalala have been a recurring boss fight in the Kirby series since the first game

>>723965865
Anon there's like 30 pages of lore needed to understand that Bandana Dee and regular Dees are not the same

BANJO CONFIRMED

>>723965878
Based jetbro

I was worried since starman had a similar ability

the voice acting is so kamen rider

>VOICES
>nah racers don't talk
>but the machines scream when you kill them
what the fuck sakurai?

>can have a japanese wife talking to you while you spin
YES

GUH HUH

why the fuck is this an hour long, what else is there to show?

>A and B
>Not M or F
Woke trash

She is in.

>rick but no coo, kine, or any of the dl3 friends
>adeleine
The dream has never been more dead than it has before

VICTORIA TOTALE

>customer service va
damn holy based

>>723965970
Remember that every time you quick spin your machine is screaming in confusion

>>723965982
It's Kirby's voice actress. Also voiced Viridi in nipland.

>>723965970
>ywn make a machine scream your name in bed

>>723966027
You WILL play as Rocky

>>723965660
It's $70 and worth more than AAA slop

>>723965930
thats whack even still
I've finished maybe 3 or 4 kirby games, nightmare in dreamland, canvas curse, and half of forgotten worlds. Air ride was the only one I played more than once

Sakurai puts the work into whatever he puts into doesn't he.

>No Ride Meta slavery
>Time attack for each one
HOLYT BASED

>destroy a machine
>hear Haltmann's screams of agony

>>723966117
Sakurai's dedication is unparalleled

>Sakurai say FUCK autists trying to maxmix racing games
I KNEEL

>>723966093
We are so fucking back

>not Uber
heh

looks okay but won't save the switch 2

>that noticeable space between Hydra and Warp Star in the hanger
There might actually be another Legendary Machine

>>723966117
>>723966181
HE CAN NOT BE STOPPED

chemtrails confirmed

man the music is just excellent

>Kirby can leave chem trails
wtf why?

>>723966251
>won't save the fastest-selling console

we have chemtrails

>all the machines have unique idle animations where they bounce around
S O U L

>skywriting just because he can
sakurai i love you

>>723966027
He did say that's all the riders he was showing for now, implying more.

>>723966251
Ready to get ass raped after this is over?

>>723966093
Also, the male announcer is Nightmare's voice.

i still don't like the smash bros (more like sora as a whole) effects/particles.

>>723965660

You should make a JP account. It's definitely cheaper.

OC donut steal

This game will make it very hard for me to keep waiting for a Switch 2 revision to get one

>>723966187
Always was.

>>723966187
MUH GINGA

>>723965764
JESUS WHAT IS THAT THING!?

>no item bounce
is it cause of the memes behind the music

>>723966370
are you gay?

the fucking music bros, holy shit

Adeleine isn't allowed in the game because gamers would be able to see uo her skirt.

how hard will this game flop considering mario kart world and sonic crossworlds exist

>>723966396
Just wait till 2nd hand ones are better priced

>Kirby baby park
Kino

I do think it's pretty fucking lame there's no online leaderboards

Games having this much variety used to be a standard. The absolute state.

>>723966529
>implying they wouldn't get hacked immediately to show a top 100 of nothing but 0 seconds times

>>723966512
it'll be another beloved cult classic

>>723966529
Kirby is the worst series for this type of competition

>>723966396
???? why lmao

Dedede is Transformer confirmed

What's with all the Adeleine talk? I know she's not in for some reason, but I can't watch the direct right now.

>>723966512
>sonic crossworlds

>>723966384
yeah, as long as you have a japanese address on Amazon japan it's wasy to grab a code from there and redeem it in a japanese account (or switch your account to Japan and redeem and switch back)

>>723966529
i like how there won't be metafagging builds but i'm also bummed about no leaderboards.

>>723965673
>>723965672
>>723965669
A crippled little rata...

>Robo-Dedede
Fuckin' Metal!!!

dude I just wanted a slightly newer kirby air rise stop throwing all this cool shit in

>>723966618
I don't like buying launch models

>>723962946 (OP)
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> Transformers Deedede
Didn't see that one coming.

>>723966601
>A Switch 2 getting hacked immediately
?

SOUL BOSSES

>>723966686
no

is that fucking Dark Matter

>Nightmare
>FUCKING 02
HOLY FUCKING KINO

was that fucking zero two

WAS THAT O2

>computerized? 02
AAAAAAA

>>723966643
Little girls always have a following

fine, i'll buy a switch 2

>>723962946 (OP)
Looks pretty cool but a little too modern nintendo

I love sakurai's insanely massive challenge boards

>>723966648
I know it didn't sell that much but it will still dwarf this game in sales sadly.

CHEEVO GRID BACK
i was getting worried

Just got here, what the fuck is Road Trip?

>>723966816
Smash bros classic mode

>>723966803
Japan alone will put this above Sonic worldwide

>>723966816
Story mode, basically a rogue like

>can select an objective directly from the checklist
Finally.

>>723966775
Squeaky clean Nintendo won't allow blood, prease understand

II really like this way of unlocking stuff.
I wouldn't have tried half as many things in Kid Icarus if it wasn't for those boards.

RIP
ROARING
RICK

MACHINE SKINS

>And for my special attack
>I'll cheat
Based Rick and Marx

dude holy shit

>pimp my star
>you can add stupid little gizmos to it
hell yeah

SONIC RACING BTFO

I wish Sakurai was in charge of my favorite franchises

>machine customization
holy shit

ORE machine (sakurai speaks using ore because he is a manly macho man)

>customizable machine
GET FUCKED MARIO KART

how long were they working on this damn game, jesus

I feel like I have failed Adeleine...

wow, machine customization looks amazing

VEHICLE DECORARTIONTA?S?
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

>SONIC BTFO
KEKAROO

All of this and the game's under 20GB!

phew, good thing I got MKW almost for free, i'd be so pissed if I paid full price for it seeing this

>>723966689
no I mean why would this game be what pushes you into buying the console "early", just wait, it's not like it's going to be spoiled for you playing it in a year or two

>>723966976
>You can stack decals
Sonicbros...

K I N O

CORN

>>723967038
Because I want to play it now

ECONOMY

>Machine skins
>But also there's multiple ways to unlock a machine so it's way easier to just unlock them naturally

Friendly reminder sakurai made threw the first game together in 6 months using tape and twigs
now he has a budget

sakurai-sama...

Sonicfags brag about their new racing game like a sakurai game won't send them back to discourse hell

HATS

HATS CONFIRMED

>microtransactions confirmed
IT'S SO OVER....

Can this man's insatiable drive to add cool shit to his games be stopped? Goddamn.

love float islands theme

>hats
we tf2 now

WE'RE TF2 NOW

HATS

WE HAVE HATS

>can sell designs
rad

STOCK MARKET GO BRMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I don't know if I like the machine and customization options, I think it will undermine the visual identity of the game, I hope you can disable viewing them when playing online

that said holy shit Kirby 64 Aqua star remix

man

that's just insulting to meta knight

i love sakurai so much

>>723962946 (OP)
>Hats
>Real time market fluctuations for items you sell on the market place
Valve is seething right now

already more content than Mario Kart World

>>723967131
i wish all devs were like that, but a lot of them just want a paycheck and to make excuses

mario kart bros out response?

>customize stars
>also hats for all characters
Holy fuck, truly the TF2 of racing games

Onigiribros, we won...

BUNNY HAIR SUSIE SAKURAI THANK YOU

>smash bros never got unlockable skins but kirby did
dude what the fuck

>>723967129
he said it's an in game currency

>>723967153
sakurai already took note of that, visual clarity is more important

>Another currency
Stop please its too much...

Kirby needs to cash in his frequent flier miles

>>723967212
he also said you're autistic

>>723967131
see>>723966276

GUMMIES

>>723967207
was probably a licensing nightmare
companies like square enix are very autistic about their characters

CUMMIES

>>723967251
okay

>>723967207
smash skins need to be all carefully approved by the respective rights holders, these are technically his characters so he can do whatever the fuck he wants

>You cannot eat the gummies
WTF IS THIS SHIT

>here's some side shit for shits and giggles
based

I FUCKING KNEEL

observe the gummies.

sakurai always adds useless silly bullshit like this to his games
it's great

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

FUCK IT GUMMY GAME

MYSTERY GUMMIES

>Bunny ears Susie
We’re about to experience levels of sex we could never have possibly imagined.

This game is going to make gummillion dollars!

>$10 less than mario kart world
>absolutely fucking gigamogs it in terms of the sheer amount of content
kirbychads literally never lose

>>723967207
Smash was just a gig, this is true passion

>GUMMIES MODE
THEY WON EXPEDITION 33 BTFO

It's not a sakurai game without some unnecessary bullshit mode

>>723967123
Air Riders > Sonic Racing > Mario Kart World

fucking retarded

>random tech demo gummy mode for no reason
SOVL

Bro you collect Kirby edibles?

>>723963691
HE WON

KID ICARUS UPRISING MENTIONED

shogo sakaibros...

Is it really necessary to go through every minute detail of this game? Even if I were to buy it, which I won't because it's eighty fucking dollars, I'd just race

Comparing this game to Mario Kart World is an embarassment for EAD, kek.

,>Winning online doesn't give you anything meaningful lol

KID ICARUS MENTIONED

>another 3 hour kirby air riders presentation

Switch 2 users in shambles. Literally no one asked for this game and the response from these previews is lukewarm. Viewers only going down. Enjoy your $50 toys.

>>723967425
Can't wait to dress him up bunny ears and get uncomfortably close to people lobby. I wonder what skins he gets.

>player created machine skin market
surely nothing bad will happen

>>723967123
Sonic flopped hard kek and doesn't even have good skins
Kirby Air Riders > Mario Kart World > Sonic Crossworlds

>Noriyuki Iwadare
>Ace Attorney composer
Did this anon know? >>723967284

Why is this game more beautiful than Mario Kart World?

Now that sakurai finished his dream game, please just let him direct anything he wants that isn't smash
this man loves video games
biggest turbo autist in the industry

>>723962946 (OP)
LMAO the composers look like a wojak vs chad meme

>>723967460
Why are you watching you fucking retard

>>723967460
Yes. Face it Sonic crossworld AND Mario kart world combined don't hold a candle to this game.
These devs have to learn

STEAM CONFIRMED

>>723967470
I will.

Enjoy being mad about me enjoying my 50 dollar toys.

I wish all games had this means of setting background music.
Splatoon desperately needs it.

Didnt think I would be seeing myself finding a new character to consider playingg as but here we are

>>723967470
kill yourself this is the only good switch 2 game

>>723967467
and that's a good thing because it means you can steal unlock everything in the game even if it flops and no one plays it online

>>723967460
>Still trying to lie
Even if it was $80 it would absolutely be worth it, so it's even better that is $70

CUTE

>>723967460
It's 70 bucks and it's for extra content since just racing can be boring.

>>723967191
Shit is not looking good for us

X MENTIONED

soul main menu

>>723967481
its all free currency so its fine, and you don't even get anything when someone buys your machine

>>723967470
>Viewers
A lot more on the Japanese one.

this showcase is too fucking long would it kill him to trim it down
I didn't need to see half this shit

This Kirby game looks more and more legit as time goes on. Hmm

I was actually pretty convinced we'd get a Pikmin character

>checklist is literally a piece of paper on a clipboard

neat

so this is what it looks like if Air Ride gets a Smash budget

>>723967643
he probably did and it probably would kill him yes

>>723967505
That's why I brought up >>723965104, and right away, some are saying he'll go back to Smash after this.

>>723967643
Don't hurt his ego.

>>723967643
I mean I like his enthusiasm but yeah I don't think its mandatory for me to see the option menu in a direct.

>>723967179
b-but all the rail shortcuts and shitty free roam trials and the +200 variations of straight line intermission courses that 99.999% of players won't see or don't give a shit about.

>you can play the game one handed
freakarai

>>723964870
I love Nepotism

WITH
ONE
HAND

All these options and soul.
He really is the last game director with this style. It's gonna suck when he retires

SONICSISSIES, MARIOFAGBROS... WE GOT WAY TOO COCKY

all this direct is doing is making me wish sakurai developed another kid icarus with even more online content.

>>723967728
>what did he mean by this

>one handed mode
Finally I can fap to Taranza while racing.

W-What am I supposed to do with my other hand, Sakurai-san?

>can play while fapping
holy based

>play with one hand
i can play and fap to susie at the same time

MOTION SICKNESS BROS WE WON!!

>>723967643
The original cut was 5 hours long.
We tried to cut it further but Sakurai just kept screaming.

Air Riders >>> SHIT > Sonic Racing > Mario Kart World

>no trophies
>instead we get these shitty ass gummies, and for vehicles only
MASSIVE missed opportunity

PAY UP FOR THE PLASTIC CHUDS

>>723967742
That's what I'm saying, still, Kirby is his baby, so he'll get the most love over anyone.

>>723967757
I have a feeling this image is going to see a lot of use

damn thats a good fucking main menu
hope smash has something similar, his wife always sticks to a similar philosophy each generation
also fucking based FoV slider holy shit

MAGNETS CONFIRMED

>>723967643
actually we need 5 minutes to explain the game has camera settings

>>723967819
I will :)

How many tracks are in the game anyhow

>>723967808
mario kart world? KWABOTY

$250 U S DOLLARS

Man I'm not even into Kirby but this game looks fun
Decided to watch just because Sakurai seems to always be having fun showing stuff

oh god

>Amiibo gods get an exclusive cursor
wtf

I will take 10 Kawasaki amiibos

>>723967819
These would actually be cool toys for actual kids if they did not cost an eye and a leg

>>723967813

Are we watching the same stream? Did you miss the entire achievement board?

No Susie amiibo?

>Main Screen DLC
You can't make this shit up

that shit will rot on the store shelves just like the animal crossing shit

SAKURAI BRINGING TOYS TO LIFE BACK SINGLEHANDEDLY

>>723967894
18

IS THAT A META KNIGHT AMIIBO?
HECKING WOWZERZ!!!

Sakura-sama... my wallet... please...

Gee Sakurai, how come your game gets 5 Amiibo

>>723967926
i think he means trophies for winning a race

oh fuck

>>723967894
18, including all the first game courses. hope there's dlc tracks in the future desu

That Dedede Amiibo about to cost $100 at that size.

>>723967894
9, with the 9 from the first game being brought back too.

>>723967905
>Decided to watch just because Sakurai seems to always be having fun showing stuff
it's hard not to get excited even if it's not your thing. Sakurai is just interesting to listen to.
I loved reading his brawl blogs, and his youtube channel had a lot of interesting game design talk.
and this is just more of that

>>723967708
He absolutely will redo or make a new kid icarus, 100%
otherwise it dies on 3ds, which he wouldn't allow
genuinely shocked theres no good mod for kiu for emulation but itd be a lot of work

Plot?

You telling me the machines just came from space?

>switch 2
>online
>amiibos
>game itself

cool so only $1000 for the full package

>The rides are fucking aliens with their own will
What the fuck is going on?

HEROES!
I HAVE OPENED A TUNNEL NEAR OUR CORE THAT LEADS TO THE BATTLEGROUND'S CENTER!

Charlie Martinet?

>>723968064
yeah, like most things

>>723968072
don't forget the electricity bill bro

>>723968108
THE RAVEN LORD CAN SUCK MY DICK

>>723968107
they're more than meets the eye
that's for sure

the plot sure
sounds really
BRAVE
if you will

>>723968072
>Wtf, I need the console to play the new game?

>>723968072
don't forget the gas to drive to the store

>>723965846
>>723965765
BTFO

>>723968120
Fair enough

Neichel

>>723962946 (OP)
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>They added deep Kirby Lore to the fucking racing game
I KNEEL HOLY SHIT

>>723968108
Thank christ im not the only one who heard it kek

why do youtubers always shill their channels

>>723968178
Did you buy it for other games? My condolences

>Delicious in Dungeon narrator
Soulllll

why the FUCK does this have a story?
how

yeah this direct just sold me on this game

Oh my god he's done
>10 times the resources
Jesus

why did they give the bike fuck-me eyes

>>723968259
Sakurai that's how

god i hate how this dude can't talk about something without patting himself in the back everytime

ADELEINEBROS....

BASED BEYOND BELIEF

>>723968261
Same, its been a while since I've been excited for a new game

>no DLC
based

>No game as a service shit
BASED

>no DLC
thanks for the heads-up

>no DLC confirmed
crazy

>No DLC
>No live service bullshit
Sakurai is too based for this rotten industry

DARK MATTER SWORDSMANBROS WE LOST AGAIN

>>723968072
>online
lmao stop with that shitty narrative, everyone and their mother has already online

Why are we in the Keyblade Graveyard

>fountain of dreams
FUCK

>fountain of dreams
KINO

>>723968293
he earned it

>GLOBAL TEST RIDE
YES

WHAT THE FUCK

>"I will now proceed to my next project"

Smash?

>Demo
NICE

NOVA?!?!?!

>>723967460
nobody knows this game
Thats why there is so much presentation

So.
GOTY was a racing game.

Mario Kart World Lost

we're getting kss content until the fucking end of time.

>>723968378
Of course it is

Holy fucking shit that was great

HE'S WAKING UP

Post yfw no switch 2

What a cool game

The man can sell, what can I say

why no dlc? he doesn't want to work?

>This intro
Man, you didn't have to go this hard, Sakurai.

>>723968043
Yeah, the game needs to be reworked from the ground up, which is why it has yet to leave the 3DS. But I have faith that Sakurai won't let us down.

are there more riders they're hiding for release or is this it

>no DLC
>no sequels
smashies are back

my switch 2 purchase is justified now.. ha hahaa! ye-yeah!

>No DLC
Sakurai won. Mario BTFO. Sonic BTFO.

>>723968431
Nope that's it. No DLC either

>>723968431
This is it, he already confirmed no DLC.

KirbyGODS WON

Ok, now we can filly confirm that Sakurai doesn't hate Kirby fames he didn't make, he HATES human characters in kirby! How else you explain he brothered to add 02 yet Ribbon and Adeliene are nowhere to be seen?

>no sequels
>no dlc
>take it and go away, fuck you

>>723968418
Does Sakurai even know he was the final boss in Robobot? I already killed this fuck.

>>723968431
He said there are more riders he didn't reveal in the presentation.

NovaBros!?

>>723968429
busy with some other game that's less cool probably

All I wanted was the kirby64 girls and I get NOTHING

>>723967926
I didn't see any trophies, as in the 3D models of characters you can look at.
I only saw it for cars in the customize option

>>723968418
Someone needs to stop these fucking things

>>723968490
anon this is a crossover game where metaknight can magically wear morphoknight's clothes

i wouldn't mind DLC for new riders though, but if they were paid DLCs then maybe i would.

>>723968490

Star Dream isn’t Nova

>>723968474
CHADfy was more important clearly

adeline bros u have my sympathies

>>723968474
>>723968514
Who the fuck even wants humans in Kirby?

>>723968325
>>723968321
>>723968317
>>723968310
>>723968308
If there's truly no DLC then the original City Trial map better be an unlockable and he was rusing us last direct

I'm gonna be kinda pissed if Skyah stays at the only City Trial map

>>723968431
>>723968462
>>723968469
No, he teased there were more riders in the game he just wasn't showing off yet, we had teases of additional machines too. There apparently won't be more added postlaunch, though

>>723968431
No DLC but he explicitly said there are more in the game he's not showing yet.

>>723968514
Sakura hates humans (or human faces on non humans).

MAMMA MIA

>>723968481
I will. Thank you father!

it's gonna be $80 isn't it

>>723968429
Because this is a complete game, there's nothing left to add

But when Mario Kart World doesn’t have DLC people call the game dead and abandoned.

>>723968431
there's more

Probably not getting a switch 2 still but looked way better than World

RATE THE DIRECT
RATE THE DIRECT
RATE THE DIRECT
RATE THE DIRECT
RATE THE DIRECT

He’s so gangster

>>723968602
It's already confirmed to be 70 on the Nintendo website.

>>723968490
Multiple clockwork nova’s were established, this doesn’t go against anything

the game looks so nice
I think I'm going to sell MKW since I played it a week-end and never again

>>723968514

Magman > anyone else

I don't care

where is the new Smash Bros ?

>>723968602
no because I just preordered the physical copy for $70

Kirby Air Riders > Mario Kart World

>Sonic Racing Crossworlds already giga flopped week by week to Mario already
>Sonic frontiers flopped to Forgotten land too
kek

>>723968625
10/10

>22 years later, there was another kirby air ride
I'm so glad I didn't kill myself yet
second I get bored of it all bets are off tho

>>723968606
mkw is barebones though, this shit is jampacked.

>>723968606
There are signs that a DK Bananza themed DLC is planned, they're just taking their sweet time

>>723968625
3/10
too long

>>723968602
don't forget your online subscription and amiibos!

>>723968429
Nintendo wants him to work on Smash 6 right the fuck NOW in hopes of selling even more consoles, of course.

>>723968625
9/10
10 if 2B was in

SLOPNICSISTERS NOT LIKE THIS

>>723968625
I'm hyped out of ten

>>723968625
I really don't want to buy a switch 2 man.

>>723968625
Sakurai/10
Nothing else in the industry can match this

>>723968606
that's because the game has a general lack of content, this game feels stuffed to the brim with goodies

but sakurai who is this

>>723968520
>THE RAVEN LORD HAS TAKEN A TOWER

>voice types a/b instead of male/female
>no item bounce
the jews got him

>>723968625
10/10
why can't the whole game industry be like this?

>>723968421
at least they're fucking everywhere so I don't have to kill someone to get it. RickCHADs will be feasting

>>723968574
City trial is 16 players now so the OG map probanly isn't big enough.

>>723968625
5/10

It's just Air Ride+, a game that flopped 20 years ago, with none of the many issues fixed. At least Sakurai looks not so stressed out anymore.

>>723968431
Not totally confirmed but the "This is all we're showing" implies there's at least a few more. I assume Dark Matter Rider or whoever the mystery story rider is supposed to be will be playable, at least.

>>723968625
Buying a Switch just for AirRiders/10

>>723968692
No there isn’t.

>>723968625
10/10 Raise the Price

>>723968514
Listen

>>723968732
Oy vey, stop noticing

>>723968728
OW THE EDGE.

>>723968625
I want it but I don't wanna buy a Switch 2 for one video game

>>723968625
1/10 people will drop it one month after release

>>723968625
9/10
Only thing missing is trophies like Smash used to have

>>723968664
Flopnic the Shithog isn't even in the competition.

>>723968625
it was simalir to the 2nd smash direct, but way better
8.5, 1st one was a 10

This game just btfo MKW and Sonic crossworlds and also btfo moder gaming.

>>723968692
What signs? I know K. Rool and Void's VA's are in the game, but as far as we know they're voicing a few of the random shitter minions you can play as.

Hasn't this guy exploded twice now? how does he keep coming back?

>>723968867
The lack of costumes for DK and Pauline are also very suspicious

>>723968894
Lolo and lala are siblings.

Sakurai saves Nintendo once again.

>>723968692
People have been saying that for months.

This is the only thing that mattered, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

I wonder if you can get special cosmetics from non Air Riders amiibo. Do you think they'll have a special decal for each of the Smash figures? Or maybe special hats/accessories for a select few?

>>723968732
>game labels voice types with a and b
>he still calls them male and female when listing the actors' names

>>723968625
4/5
Kino

>>723968915
he crosses the green door in this lazaur pit room after eating scott pilgrim's extra life

>>723968915
As far back as Super Star Ultra we've known that there are multiple Clockwork Stars. This could be another one unrelated to Nova and Star Dream.

>>723968915
I don’t think this game is in canon with mainline anon
I want to see Nightmare playable

Really hope Elflin and Liongar are some of the characters that haven't been announced

>>723968986
Twitter freaks can read menus but dont watch directs

>>723968915
the one in planet robobot is a carbon copy

>>723968625
HARD 9.5 only not a 10 because no Nruff and Nelly

>>723968625
SOUL/10

>>723968915
A wizard fixed him.

that was genuinely one of the best directs ive ever seen, one of the best feature trailers for a game ive ever seen
how the fuck did he do it

>>723968915
theres more than 1

>>723968728
Rider Chaser

I need the Transform Star amiibo anon, I really need it.

>>723968736
Kind of disappointing they didn’t make him a machine

so why is it that this gets to seemingly play the same as the original, but smash had to be changed so much?

Time to obliterate susie coomer skanks when I log in to this.

>>723968732
keep it on twitter, shabbos

>>723969045
I'm actually surprised there's no Elfilin or Forgotten Land stuff at all.

>>723969141
>henshin star has red color

>>723968915
Meta Knightmare shows you can just kinda reform the dude whenever you feel like it

>>723969147
>comparing a fighting game to a racer

escargoonbros...

>>723968915
Ancients keep rebuilding/remaking it like a death star

>>723968894
Please understand, Sakurai hates humans in Kirby so they couldn't put me in the game

>>723969164
project proposal was written during Smash DLC so there's that time

>>723969147
put a bullet through your brain smash autist

>>723968072
The amiibos basically do nothing also you'll probably be able to get used copies on ebay for less

gonna be comfy to play the kirby games on the side while playing this
only ever played nightmare in dreamland

>>723968986
probably a trannylizer exclusive detail.

>>723968625
Numbers don't do justice.

>>723969178
Bless Sakurai for letting me customize stars in Drive, Mach and Chaser colors.

>>723969147
fuck smash

>>723969147
It doesn't play the same as the original, there's new baseline mechanics and upped speed, and they even pointed out in the direct how you're going to have different times on the old courses because of it

I didn’t bother counting so I don’t know if the new characters fill out the select screen or if there’s still any conspicuous empty space

>>723969164
>Forgotten Land stuff
This fellow appears in Road Trip.

>>723969147
because smash is a series and change between entries is what you need to do to keep selling new versions and prevent it from going stale
this is the second kirby air ride game and it was made by popular demand only
deviating too much would have potentially isolated the core audience
any question you guys have like "why has x happened" or "why are they doing x", the answer is money or business related

man anyone else thought the music in the closing of the direct felt kingdom hearts-y?

>>723969149
based

>>723968915
it got better

>>723968431
He worded the riders section like they're hiding shit until release

Don't worry I'm sure someone will datamine the playtest and reveal the rest of the cast

>Bananza and Air Riders by themselves have the best directs in recent memory
Maybe Nintendo should do more solo directs

>>723969147
bro they added an entire second button, it's nothing like the original

they added new songs in Nintendo Music too

>daroach and rick
TOO MANY RATS

>>723969127
sakurai doesn't believe in spoilers anymore and would rather just show you everything you can do in a game and it shouldn't affect how much you enjoy it
I remember a lot of old game trailers being very open about showing you everything you could do in a game before they got "mature and mysterious" to hide the fact theres nothing in the game
Subspace emasary being uploaded to the internet hurt him too much

>>723969376
He just wanted to wear a building as his shell. Why did the game keep forcing me to impale him with a giant traffic cone?

release this trash and focus on Smash now Sakurai

>>723968490
Secondary kun there's multiple Novas and the events of The True Arena are non canon

>>723969550
Like, now? Any new arrangements?

>>723969393
yes i noticed that as well

>>723969557
it's less that and more
"let's just make use of the video as a reveal for everyone"
it's why smash trailers are now a thing

>>723962946 (OP)
A fucking rock is better option than them, what's wrong with you Sakurai.

>>723969584
Here's what they added.

>>723968926
I would hope not.

This entire topic reads like marketers talking to each other. Every post is like
>Oh my he heckin science, is that SCRIMBLO?!
>here’s my $70. For a Kirby game
Lmfaoo

>>723969584
yes, now

https://m.nintendo.com/shared/en-US/US/officialPlaylists/240a1c69-d321-4d65-9c55-f48eb9b7ad03

>>723969625
the rock is pretty based and has a good mechanical purpose

WE'RE GONNA SELL GUMILLION DOLLARS
>>723969584
just some of the songs featured in the direct, like top mode, legendary machine, and the new track

>>723968625
Sakurai has a way with presentations that is just unmatched in the industry. The first direct was able to convince me that he understood what people originally liked about the game and leaned into it, and this one convinced me that he's pulling out all the stops for it to make it feel as complete as possible

>>723969625
>A fucking rock is better option than them
yes

>>723969557
>sakurai doesn't believe in spoilers anymore and would rather just show you everything you can do in a game and it shouldn't affect how much you enjoy it
There's several Riders and bosses he didn't show

>>723969625
Hey man Rocky's been rocking out longer than any of those losers leave him alone

>>723969529
But then we’d get more directs like Mario Kart World

>>723969581
you have 6 games you greedy fuck, go play all of them in order again

>>723969740
I feel like MKW is an anomaly

>>723969625
Yes he's better then nu-kirby shit and goonerbait obviously

>>723969625
they could still be in, he was pretty clear there were more riders they didn't show yet

>>723969581
Kys smashfag

can we put sakurai in charge of game freak? the fact this is on the same console as ZA is insane

>>723969718
And machines

>>723969698
not gonna lie, I'm going to be obsessed with this

>>723969625
He's got nerves of steel.

miggy
>>723958639

>>723969668
Do you even remember what fun and merriment feels like anon?

>>723969625

Rock > women

>>723969901
why

Now I just have to get a switch 2...

>>723968625
might get the digital download so I have it installed at the ready 24/7 I'm going to be in the lobbies with /v/ shit looks noice. I gotta get gud in top ride

>>723969668
FEfags lost.

>>723969810
I hope since Zero Two is getting the boss slot Zero One or Void can be playable, give me mord Zero fanservice

>>723969127
Sakurai has access to the real superpower of autism.

Out here in My Garage with my uh.. new slick star here

>>723969581
I think they'd just be better off making a Switch 2 patch and an extra round of DLC for Ultimate instead. Sakurai should pour his energy into a new Kid Icarus.

>>723969810
Was he? I got the impression he was saying "This is the last batch of characters, so don't go expecting to see any more."

>>723970082
ultimatest

>>723969662
Lololo and Lalala should be locked until you beat the entire Eggerland franchise (included in the game specifically for these characters).

>>723968625
kill yourself gurrenfag/10

>>723970082
I think it'd be cool to do a smaller scale game that's just a sequel to Melee mechanically but with sexier graphics and Subspace 2 and move on. I think people would be happy with that

So who is this asshole?

>>723969147
Kirby Air Riders honors the original - a love letter. Sakurai is expanding upon the core elements, delivering a "perfect sequel" that builds on the foundation without fundamentally changing what made it special
In contrast, every new Smash title post-Melee has been a course-correction, intentionally moving away its mechanical depth and speed

>>723968625
I'd gladly buy it if it wasn't on the switch 2 exclusively. I ain't touching that shit though.

>>723970139
It was something like “these are the last riders we’ll be showing” which is vague enough to mean either

>>723970264
Dark Motor

>>723970264
Dark Matter cyborg created by the human ancients obviously

>>723970415
LOL FUCK OFF HAHA

>>723970264
It's the machine itself given the will to animate itself.

>>723970415
KEK

>>723970264
Metal Nigga

i need metaknight with onigiri hat pls

>>723968761
>with none of the many issues fixed.
such as?

>>723968986
Why even label it like that when the voice actors are cisgender anyway.

>>723970547
lack of fairy queen