Thread 723965313

>most important event in history
>1 game

to be fair, it is a really fucking good game

>>723965313 (OP)
>French Revolution
>most important event in history

Why is everything french lately?

>>723966004
It led to the widespread abolishment of monarchy in europe, finally culminating in WW1 where all the old empires ended.

>>723966136
And Israel followed and the world is worse than its ever been
What's your point?

>>723966134
They've been stuck in the Ubisoft mines for decades and are now finally free to make their dream games.

>>723966206
It's still the most important event relative to our current times. If not for it, there wouldn't be democracy.
Still weird that there's like a few games covering it.

>>723966136
The French Revolution was a direct result of the American Revolution though, so by your own logic the American Revolution is the most important event in history. Americhads win again, you're welcome

>>723966136
so it lead to the jeetification of europe?

>>723966442
Funny you say that because there's barely any games about the revolution either. Once again, only Assassin's Creed tackled it.

>>723965313 (OP)
>revolution in an irrelevant third world country in the irrelevant third world hemisphere
>important
The American Revolution was more important. the only french who wasn't a homo was Lafayette

>>723966442
You really don't believe this.

>>723966206
>>723966535
Did you guys think 'important' meant 'led to the best outcome' or something
An event that has nothing but major negative consequences is still important

>People immediately start to discredit the idea of it being the most important event in history because it led to negative things
You guys do know that if a rogue planet the size of Mars smashed into the Earth it'd also be the most important event in history right? Important != good.

>>723966629
Nta, but the american revolution bankrupted France because most americans aren't even aware it was a proxy war between france and great britain. France was the one supplying the americans with guns, uniforms and food.

>>723966659
no im just saying we need to go back in time and stop the revolution, hop in Marty

>>723965313 (OP)
It's too White.

>>723966442
America is the protag of earth, everyone else is just background lore

>>723966629
It's a fact. France pouring so much money into the American revolution was what led to the economic crisis that eventually broke it. And the French Constitution was directly inspired by the US Constitution

>>723966442
Yup, it's a trvke

>>723965313 (OP)
IS THAT A NIPPPLE? MOOOOOOOOOODS

>>723966442
>>723966590
American Revolution wouldn't have happened without Frace bankrolling the rebels, bankrupting itself in the process.
Washington should have been court martialled and shot at the onset of seven years war.

Also, france was cockblocking british ships from safely arriving at north america.

>>723966846
There's been many countries that went bankrupt over the centuries. There's a huge gap when your population rise up and start chopping their monarch's head and that's what sparked a massive crisis all over europe. So much over the next century they all adopted constitutional monarchies.
Besides the US form of government is all roman republic larping with a side of victimhood from the evil church oppressor from the old world. It's not even comparable.

>>723966136
I would say advancements in agriculture have been more important events in history.

>>723967086
The French Revolution is obviously much more directly impactful, yeah, but it's still a fact that the American Revolution directly caused it. It's like WW1 vs. WW2. WW2 is obviously more important, but you can't talk about it without talking about WW1

>>723966958
what's even more based is the french asked us to pay our debts for the war and we told them eat shit, we aren't paying a king and then after the frog revolution they asked us to pay debts and we told them to fuck off, the debt was to the king and since they had no king we didn't owe dick

>>723967160
Not really something we can point to specific moments in history for

>>723966206
Actually israel is the fault of the Brits

>>723967160
that's not really an "event"

>>723967160
How do you make a game about that though?
>game where you trade in guano/bird poop from south america to europe as fertilizer
>andean farming sim where you cultivate thousands of potato varies in the mountains
>plant gene splicing to create edible corn

>>723966629
explain the statue of liberty

>>723967160
specifically?
irrigation has been a thing since antiquity
slash and burn is retrospectively considered "problematic"
crop rotation is usually attributed to medieval era, but might have had limited use earlier
modern pesticides are a toss-up, DDT probably killed more people than it helped to feed

>>723967317
You... You're joking right?

liberte egalite retardite

>>723967086
>the US form of government is all roman republic larping
Right, it was the Americans who were larping as Romans, not the French guy who literally called himself "Consul"

>>723967656
What was the date and time 'agriculture' was invented and the inventor's name?

It was one riot and then years of parliamentary procedure and democratic backsliding bro

>>723967086
>Besides the US form of government is all roman republic larping with a side of victimhood from the evil church oppressor from the old world.
You literally just described the French First Republic.

>>723967743
>he doesn't know about John Agriculture
American education

>>723965313 (OP)
Lol
Lmao

>>723965313 (OP)
The French don't even like to think of any of the revolutions because of the atrocities they committed. It's a stain on their history, and the supposed ideals and principles which drove the revolution, but instead fell into barbarity and cruelty.

>>723967743
It was invented by john agriculture

>>723967947
You what? We love the revolution. It's taught in school as a great thing.
You should see the curriculum about the Ancien Regime instead.

>>723965313 (OP)
You can rape people in eu4 as revolutionary france with their op military tactics morale and economic bonuses. Issue is you start in 1444 and playing till late 18th century is a chore

>>723967743
Have Eurofags seriously never heard of John Agriculture?

>>723968030
They hate the terror though.

>>723967265
There's a thin line separating clever diplomat from a cheating scum and Benjamin Franklin spend his whole damn career walking it on tiptoes.

>>723967317
>First Agricultural Revolution
>British and Scottish Agricultural Revolution(s)
>Third Agricultural Revolution
>>723967743
What are you on about? Those details are irrelevant when the First Agricultural Revolution literally shifted humans from hunter-gatherers to agricultural settlers.

>>723965313 (OP)
>>most important event in history
That's the Ressurection of Christ.

>>723966206
How exactly is Israel related to french revolution?

>>723967265
Damn. Would it have turned out much better for France if they had kept out of America entirely? On one hand they would have saved that money. On the other hand Britain would have kept the resources of America and would be free to focus more of their war machine directly at France.

I'm still confused how France survived at all. What little I've heard of the French Revolution sounded immensely self-destructive. Surely it left them much more vulnerable? Why wasn't Britain able to take them over in the meantime?

>>723968805
>Surely it left them much more vulnerable? Why wasn't Britain able to take them over in the meantime?
Uh, there seems to be a massive fucking gap in your knowledge and his name is Napoleon

>>723968659
Modern democracy is an invention of the rabbi
Anti semitism conveniently became taboo shortly after the fall of European monarchies

>>723968659
The French revolution directly abolished the jewish ghetto in multiple countries.

>>723968948
I don't know, the gap seems pretty small heh

>>723968805
Britain was near bankrupt after the napoleonic wars. Every other great powers wanted a french king on the throne again to keep things stable.
There's never really been a political will to carve france up and steal their territories by any of their neighbors.

>>723966831

Not really. America is the Gen Alpha kid the world just ignores whilst it echo chambers it's own narcissism on it's mobile phone.

>most important event in history
you mean when thag learn throw rock?

>>723966590
>amerisharts

>>723968586
>Jewish mindslave talking about his schizophrenic master again

opinion discarded

>Is clearly the best faction, totally incorruptible and morally just
>"Hurr durr I'm like a god now or something hehe"

It's so obvious they had to nerf him to give the other factions a shot at relevance.

>>723965313 (OP)
Wrong french revolution, nigga brah

>>723968805
>I'm still confused how France survived at all.
France historically had by far the largest population in Europe and that was still the case at the time, and the Revolution was paired with them figuring out the concept of Levee en Masse (there's a reason it's a French term) which meant they could utilize that huge population to devastating capacity, and this was combined with them being a fully modern country at the time that also discovered the idea of canned rationing allowing for rations to last much longer without spoilage. They were basically at the cutting edge of military warfare and had a gigantic population behind them as well, it was impossible to truly destroy them by that point. They lost that population edge shortly afterwards as their divergent birth rates caught up to them (If France had a similar birth rate evolution to England there'd be over 300 million French today), but at the time even just the idea of carving them up after Napoleon was unfeasible as the rise of nationalism would have led to impossible to contain revolts for the other European powers.

>>723965313 (OP)
We need more AI porn of this French bitch

>>723968805
France thought the same and preemptively declared war on all of Europe before they could get invaded. Somehow they won?

>>723966134
name 10 french games from the past 2 years

>>723969394
>Somehow
He has a name, you know.

The American Revolution was more important and there are ZERO (0) games about that.

>>723967086
>Besides the US form of government is all roman republic larping with a side of victimhood
the US gov has never, ever pretended to be a victim of anything. maybe you're thinking of Israel

>>723969656
the US government is currently pretending to be a victim of joe biden lol

>>723965313 (OP)
>most important event in history
That's not the birth of America

>>723969815
dunno what third world TV you've been watching but lmao no

>>723969145
You're retarded if you can't see how the birth of Christianity shaped the world. You are just a mad brownoid.

>>723968805
Mass conscription, or "leve en masse", allowed France to field armies that could match nations which did not rely on this concept.
Also Napoleon's military genius.

>>723970092
i do not take insults nor advice from mind-broken jewish slaves, sorry.

>>723970092
Rome existed before Christianity and I'd say they had a larger effect on the world, to this day even.

>>723969741
>shitsassins sneed
begone normalfag

>>723970145
>I'm going to close my eyes, shut my ears and ignore the real world because... le jews or something!?

>>723970275
I accept your concession. Maybe don't expose yourself as not having any knowledge of videogames next time, zoomer.

>>723970280
lol that's fake

>>723970382
I accept your concession.

>>723970285
Listen pal, I know what you're saying, but I'm telling you: your time is over. Nobody goes to church any more. Nobody -- especially not each successive generation after ours -- is getting baptized, confirmed, etc. Nobody cares about your Jewish book club any more. I do not care how special ur little jew is to western history nigga, his time living rent-free in the minds of the western peoples is over :/

>>723970376
i'm not even who you were replying to retard, i could name better examples like total war empire for example, an actually good game but your best answer was normalfag slop because (You) are one

>>723970518
>zero games exist
>here's a game that exists
>NORMALFAG NORMALFAG I'M NOT EVEN WHO YOU WERE TALKING TO BUT IM OFFENDED NORMALFAG NORMALFAG
I cant even imagine what your life must be like. You zoomers are a truly insane bunch.

>>723965313 (OP)
The discovery of cooked food was .ore important.

>>723970650
how the normalfag writhes in anger when called out. carry on normalnigger, back to CoD and nigger samurai game

>>723970756
zoomer mad

>>723970796
you posted a zoomer game btw, settle down normalzoomtroon

>>723968948
Not just Napoleon but an entire generation of great generals, helps that most of the boomers at the top fuck off from fear of the gullotine.

>>723970935
zoomzoom turbomad

>>723966136
>monarchy in europe
Monarchs may feel connected to their subjects. Politicians see them as food.

>>723965313 (OP)
Anon I can see it

>>723966831
Shame that they are loosing to the villain. Comeback in 500 years?

>>723965313 (OP)
Who gives a shit about french history? The only thing that matters from european historical figures is how cute Japan can make them

>>723967160
>advancements in agriculture
Enabled mainstream, so no. Strong men hunt.

>>723966831
>"empire" which lasted 50 years before it collapsed because of their own greed
>their own population are 2nd class citizens and slaves to jewish masters

more like wet fart of earth

>>723965313 (OP)
>most important event in history
It just reinforced the knowledge that the French people are retarded and it is surprising that they still exist in the modern day.

>>723971858
Sad!

>>723965313 (OP)
>boobs on a blue board
Enjoy your 3 day :^)

>>723965313 (OP)
That's not the industrial revolution (or its consequences), or the German unification.

>>723973765
>German unification
Kek. Germon spotted.
You guys imported 10 millions illiterates expecting them to make their elites rich. The result was importing poverty. How very becoming you guys are. How about making a videogame about this and your intelligent female leader.

>>723976684
Led directly to the Franco-Prussian War, made Germany extremely militarized and industrialized, and is more of a link to the Great War than the French Revolution, and made every country scramble in response. It's non-negotiable that it's more important than whatever the effeminates in France were doing at any given time.

>>723976965
The amount of revolutions the French Revolution inspired makes it inherently more important than anything any German has ever done.

>>723965313 (OP)
Bump

>>723973180
it's artistic

>>723969156
>The Mountain
>clearly the best faction

>>723968805
Napoleon was really really fucking good.

>>723969656
Fukin lol

>>723967086
>there been tons of countries with starving people who over threw a king because they were starving
>but no the fact this thing directly caused it, and constitution based on it has 0 relevance shut up shut up it doesnt count
Always fun to see the european vassal class start to seethe

>>723965313 (OP)
The July Revolution? When the Bourbon King of France abdicated during mass protests and the Duke d' Orleans who led a junior branch of the royal house of France showed up and declared it was to put him on the throne and everyone just went along with it? I don't really think there's much clamor for a game about it.

>>723965313 (OP)
>posting porn on a blue board

>>723965313 (OP)
>>723966004
Akshually this painting is about the 1830 revolution that nobody cares about.

>>723965313 (OP)

That's not the Ides of March though

you cant have people think its cool to fight for their right to live a normal life without tyranny

>>723969110
English propaganda btw

>>723965313 (OP)
That's the July Revolution, not the French Revolution four decades prior

>>723966726
i dont think starving is better than slight jewish subversion and supremacy. i could do with less browns overall, but at least i'm warm and fed. people died of stupider shit hundreds of years ago, we modernists complain way too much in general. but we could do with less thirdies either way.

I USE TO RULE THE WORLD

>>723981641
SCHLOP SCHLSOPS SCHOP

>>723968805
The French Revolution that everyone jerks off about just led to Napoleon filling the power vacuum, declaring war on everyone, getting his shit kicked in, and the royals being re-installed. The French Revolution that actually mattered was the one in 1848, and even that led to Napoleon's nephew taking power, declaring war on everyone, and getting his shit kicked in.

>>723966442
>>723966590
>>723966958
>>723967265
>>723968805

Reminder that the Fr*nch Revolution was an early showcase of all of the worst excesses of the Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, Red China, and various Communist bloc nations

>anti-clericalism (Profanation of Notre Dame)
>attempts to dismantle private property rights (Discourse on Inequality by Jean Jacques Rousseau)
>attempts to dismantle social classes (Manifesto of the Equals by Sylvain Maréchal)
>use of arbitrary mass murder and imprisonment against both real and imagined political enemies (Reign of Terror)
>singling out ethnic and religious minorities for meticulously planned and executed genocide (War in the Vendeé)

Hamilton, Adams, and Washington were wise beyond their years to put the boot on retards like Citizen Genêt who tried to bring their bloody wars of ideology and conquest to American shores.

>>723966590
It's funny Lafeyette was a hero of the Americans and their revolution, but he wasn't radical enough for the French Revolutionaries and had to flee from them and the country.

>>723966958
shoulda coulda woulda benedict arnold

>>723967362
the first wheel invented by some drunk anatolian

>>723985637
I wasn't drunk, I had eaten some funny mushrooms.

>>723984858
Well, it really did come to America's shores later on.

>>723966831
This but I actually believe it

>>723984858
>le vendee was genocide meme

>so based that they have to declare war on him
>is the foundation of law and military
how can one man be so based?

>>723984858
All of those seem pretty based though

>>723965313 (OP)
destroyed their culture and heritage. Now their country is overrun by blacks and muslims.
Was the French Revolution a mistake?

>>723965313 (OP)
That's a painting of the second revolution, not the first one

>>723966206
>>723966136
Most tragedy in history

>>723965313 (OP)
The most important event is Christ dying for your sins anon. No matter what empires or kings rise and fall, God’s love overcomes all.

>>723965313 (OP)
The French revolution was a mistake

>>723965313 (OP)
everything released in the last 15 years is a consequence of this event

>>723969398
I couldn't name 10 but last year's goty and this year's goty are french.

>>723989619
Yes. The Monarchy of the time did nothing wrong, and were infact too lenient with the revolutionaries.

>>723966136
Not all. One lives yet, though forgotten.

>>723965313 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ad6Os2Qhw4

>>723968536
I love that game, too bad the dumb masses can't appreciate it

>>723968586
That's Gandalf's one, and that fantasy book is honestly better written, and has better lore.
So no.

Genuine question: why do every important events in History come from Fr*nce?

>>723996912
France is the main protagonist of the world.

HAYAI

>>723996912
The mixed heritage of the two most competent populaces in antiquity (the Gauls and the Romans) molded the French into a superior breed of humanity.

>>723966004
>>723966136
>>723966442
All can be traced from this

>>723983702
>slight jewish subversion and supremacy
lol
lmao
I'd rather suffer the black plague than becoming a minority in my country. That is infinitely more recoverable that demographic destruction.

>>723998074
GET THE FUCK BACK IN THERE, ASSHOLE

>>723996139
Italy has Rome, so that is the true Roman Empire.

>>723996139
The empire didn't fall; it dissipated into the religious, military, organizational, cultural, and bureaucratic systems of every Western nation on Earth. The average wage slave's life is still similar to the life of an average person living in a city in Rome; it's just a bit less shitty now but more soulless.

>>723966136
>and that was a GOOD thing!
>so good, in fact, that the French restored the monarchy FOUR MORE TIMES just to abolish them again!

>>724000532
How long until we get monarchy again?

>>723965313 (OP)
France's economy is fucked now so good work on that revolution.

>>724000748
they already have it, they just haven't realized it yet

>>723966687
>the French Rebolution was like a Mars sized asteroid hitting Earth
>Adolf Hitler was like six million Mars sized asteroids hitting Earth
we're talking about the BIGGEST impact in history bubby

>>723966004
It's the most important moment in modern history.

>>723966442
Only because it was the war that ruined France financially. Enlightenment ideals were running rampant in Britain, France, and Germany before America gained independence

>>724001328
Hitler was just a shitty Napoleon that did nothing constructive

>>723969140
>Gen Alpha kid
So an unfathomably based badass destined to save the world?

>>723966206
Israel is an Austro-Hungarian lawyer's thought experiment put into practice by the Brits.

>>724001970
Based kid

>>723968659
The French Revolution & Napoleonic Wars codified nationalism in Europe

>>724000532
But there were only two restorations. Both after Napoleon's abdications

>>723966368
>If not for it, there wouldn't be democracy.
wtf? I hate the french revolution now

>>723984191
>getting his shit kicked in
it took the combined powers of the world and mother nature to put him down, and he still came back once.

>>724004710
Translation: he was incompetent at diplomacy and overexerted his supply lines like a retard.

>>724004897
>shifting the goalposts
you lost again, rosbif

>>724005201
If he got his shit kicked in then he got his shit kicked in, everything else is an excuse.

>>724005294
>we lost to a toddler for over a decade straight but we definitely kicked his shit in eventually, that's what counts
yeah right, fucking pussies

>>723995896
>the monarchy of the time did nothing wrong

>>723966134
>everything
I can't even think of one French video game

>>724005506
Nobody gets credit for partial results, the end is all that matters.

>>723965313 (OP)
eurocentrism. not the most important

>>724000532
All the subsequent attempts at restoration is proof that the revolutionaries didn't go far enough with the purges

>>724005659
Deus Ex

>>723989619
>grug discovers fire
>now his country is overrun by pajeets and muslims
Have any regret yet, firefags?

>>724005848
>the end is all that matters.
All of the monarchies that fought napoleon getting raped into oblivion?

>>724005848
well where's the english empire then? lol, must've gotten their shit kicked in by the germans

>>724006264
More accurately, they bankrupted themselves against the Germans (twice) to the point where they got their shit kicked in by their colonial holdings.

>>723967362
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haber_process#Economic_and_environmental_aspects
You are alive because of a single G*rman man

>>723965313 (OP)
>13% muslim
JUST

If they make a game about it that's historically accurate, people are gonna realize that they were the bad guys.

>>723965313 (OP)
>Not Jesus christ, to which the synagogue of Satan seethes so much TO THIS DAY that they want people to use le common era instead of before/after christ

>>723966004
t.burgoise

>>723966136
Eurocucks never figured out how to have a functioning nation state after the fall of monarchy. It was either communism, fascism, or the neoliberal dystopias that are the current Western European governments. They would all be better served by going back to hereditary monarchies.

>>723984858
>legally bound castes invented by some inbred faggots a thousand years ago are actually good
you are brown

>>723965313 (OP)
One of the most jewish events in history. Along with the Reformation.
The Talmud tells jews to destroy the monarchies and institutions of Christian nations, and they did so quite well.

>>723966136
>>723966206
Grim

>>723998074
>learns to walk on land
>money stolen
Truth is the game was rigged from the start.

>>723969140
>the world just ignores
You think you ignore it but that’s because your day to day life is so influenced by the US you’ve just accepted it as the norm

>>724000985
>Granny grabbing frog doesn't want to give up his kingly reigns
>crashes the entire country with no survivors
C'est fini

Test

>>723966442
American revolution was just an independence war. Didn't really change American society drastically. They already had a democratic tradition and governed themselves without the king's direct input. French revolution involved executing their king, transforming an absolute monarchy into a democracy, removing the Church from power and persecuting the priesthood, renumbering the years and renaming the months, metricating the week, etc. It was much more far-reaching than the American revolution and the immediate consequences were far more drastic (revolutionary wars, Napoleon).

>>724006878
OP clearly said "in history"

You can tell who the frenchies are here because of how obnoxious they are.

>>724008148
this

>>724008148
buncha cheese eatin surrender monkes

>>724005924
yet somehow the American Revolution was successful, even though they never guillotined any kings at all

>>724008579
american "revolution" is not a revolution at all
it's just a coup by the local elites which was supported by france

>>723965313 (OP)
the fr*nch have ruined europe

>>724010564
they almost saved it, blame the british instead

>>724010507
>says the classical liberal
cancer!

>>723965313 (OP)
Now that the dust is settled was he in the wrong?