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Anonymous No.723989185 [Report] >>723989676 >>723991095
Weird /v/ merch thread
Bootlegs and officials alike
Anonymous No.723989676 [Report] >>723989701 >>723991575
>>723989185 (OP)
what game is that supposed to be from?
Anonymous No.723989701 [Report] >>723990018
>>723989676
Idk Sonic the hedgehog probbaly
Anonymous No.723990018 [Report]
>>723989701
eh, okay
Anonymous No.723990098 [Report] >>723990207 >>723990371 >>723990645 >>723992043 >>723995264
Anonymous No.723990191 [Report] >>723990287 >>723990313
I'm not even kidding: this IS official Sega merch.
Anonymous No.723990207 [Report] >>723992025
>>723990098
>Not Minecrap
>Not Harry Pooter
Come on
Anonymous No.723990287 [Report]
>>723990191
Anonymous No.723990313 [Report]
>>723990191
I believe it, SEGA was fucking weird in its hayday and I absolutely love it
Anonymous No.723990371 [Report]
>>723990098
whatd they do to gay ben
Anonymous No.723990572 [Report] >>723990763 >>723991895
Anonymous No.723990645 [Report]
>>723990098
I thought Roplops was supposed to be Vault Boy at first.
Anonymous No.723990763 [Report]
>>723990572
reminds me of pic rel
Anonymous No.723990918 [Report] >>723991146 >>724001275
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>>723989185 (OP)
Sir, we are at wendy
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Anonymous No.723991146 [Report] >>723991358
>>723990918
>FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT BRO?
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Anonymous No.723991575 [Report] >>723991641 >>723991824
>>723989676
I was hoping for it to be "Baldies" (an old DOS game) but apparently it's this: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1712830/Baldis_Basics_Classic_Remastered/
Anonymous No.723991580 [Report] >>723993569 >>724001275
Anonymous No.723991641 [Report]
>>723991575
Unc moment
Anonymous No.723991769 [Report] >>723991980 >>723992443 >>724003379
Russian bootleg Half-Life 2 Beta chewing gum
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>>723991575
Interesting
Anonymous No.723991895 [Report] >>723994654
>>723990572
The Chinese will just put white people on everything to make it sell better
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_monkey
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Anonymous No.723991980 [Report]
>>723991769
Anonymous No.723992025 [Report] >>723995597
>>723990207
I've literally been calling it Harry Plopper since the early 2000s
Anonymous No.723992031 [Report] >>723992547
Anonymous No.723992043 [Report]
>>723990098
>Chew-kaka
Jesus Christ, lmaoooo
Anonymous No.723992140 [Report] >>723992951
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Anonymous No.723992443 [Report] >>723992631
>>723991769
I think it's Ukranian, not Russian
The white text along the side says "Distributor in Ukraine"
But that's unrelated to anything

I love the ones that aren't bootlegging toys or games but weird shit like snacks or dry cleaning agencies or something
Does anyone have a pic of the Ben Ten circumcision clinic?
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Anonymous No.723992547 [Report]
Meet the Mario sister

>>723992031
>Official
What do you mean official
Anonymous No.723992631 [Report] >>723992747
>>723992443
iirc it's Russian but they also distributed in Ukraine and Bulgaria

Anyway here's Doctor Amigo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3UgRO8VvBI
Anonymous No.723992696 [Report]
I still have my orange box HL2 t shirt and wear it
Anonymous No.723992747 [Report]
>>723992631
Oh fuck I'm in one of those countries sometimes I should keep my eyes peeled for the HL2 gum whenever I'm there
Anonymous No.723992758 [Report] >>723992872 >>723997516
Don't know if this counts as merch but here's a Sonic coffin
Anonymous No.723992872 [Report] >>723992984
>>723992758
>that size
oh god that's a child's coffin
Anonymous No.723992951 [Report]
>>723992140
>relieve pressure tool
Am I... supposed to stick my cock in there?
Anonymous No.723992984 [Report] >>723993174 >>723993320 >>723993687 >>723994814 >>723997516
>>723992872
He was too slow...
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Anonymous No.723993174 [Report] >>723993320 >>723993545 >>723993618
>>723992984
I understand the coffin, kid must have loved Sonic, sure...
But did no one say "the mascot is a bit much"? Did no one stop and consider that maybe they shouldn't have someone in a Sonic the Hedgehog costume giving a shit eating grin next to the coffin like he just killed the kid himself and is taking pride in his work? Did no one draw the line there?
Anonymous No.723993320 [Report]
>>723992984
>>723993174
>I'll fucking do it again
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Anonymous No.723993545 [Report] >>723994004
>>723993174
As long as he didn't say "GOTTA GO FAST!"
Anonymous No.723993569 [Report]
>>723991580
why is he photographed like that
it looks like someone just discovered a little alien dude in their house and cornered it into a room and took a picture
Anonymous No.723993618 [Report]
>>723993174
It's not much.
I don't think kid really cares about sonic, parents probably did.

Overall, it's better compared to cheap coffin
Anonymous No.723993687 [Report]
>>723992984
SONIC CRRRAPPED IN THE HEARSEFIELD!
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>>723993545
My mom and dad bought me something like this when I was a kid. It was a wooden plaque with my name on it and a painted picture of Squirtle. Probably picked it up at a craft fair somewhere.
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Anonymous No.723994124 [Report] >>723994365
>Saw this shit in LIDL a while back
Pic rel not mine
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Anonymous No.723994365 [Report] >>723994858 >>723995081
>>723994124
not exactly video game merch but they STILL sell these at a deli I frequent even though they got banned like 2 years ago
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Anonymous No.723994654 [Report] >>723995214
>>723991895
I am Steve Jobs
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Anonymous No.723994814 [Report] >>723995757
>>723992984
The red gloves. Did he kill him?
Anonymous No.723994858 [Report] >>723995220 >>723998940
>>723994365
That souless glazed look in his eyes gets me every time. Like I just imagine there's a dying child in front of him and that's the face he wears before he swings his hammer down.
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Anonymous No.723995023 [Report] >>723997962
kicking them koopas and stomping them goombas
Anonymous No.723995081 [Report] >>723995214
>>723994365
>banned
huh? why?

back when i worked at a convenience store we sold pic rel, shit cost 4-5 times more than the average chocolate bar despite being tinier and kids came in and sought them out, it was actually so jarring seeing someone who couldn't be older than 12 ask for that super pricey shitball candy they heard about from celebs
same thing happened when we eventually got "dubai chocolate", i once saw two preteen girls run in explicitly saying it's that famous chocolate and get a bar each, another time a tween was asking her mom if that's the candy she wanted her to get on facetime
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Anonymous No.723995214 [Report] >>723995625 >>723995874
>>723994654
Tell us about your daughter.
>>723995081
>huh? why?
Dee's Nuts sued for copyright infringement
Anonymous No.723995220 [Report]
>>723994858
I kinda feel bad for the guy because he's clearly autistic as all hell
People make fun of his weird ideas but at the end of the day he's a rich sperg who wants to bring some fun to the world, just a shame he's no willy wonka and the world of business is not as whimsical in real life
Anonymous No.723995264 [Report]
>>723990098
>POOP SLIME! POOP SLIME! POOP SLIME!
Anonymous No.723995440 [Report] >>723995768 >>724002564
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>>723992025
For me? It’s Harry Poopsnatch
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Anonymous No.723995625 [Report] >>723995874
>>723995214
i forgot about that. complete bullshit
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Anonymous No.723995757 [Report]
>>723994814
When a hedgehog pulls out the red gloves, RUN.
Anonymous No.723995768 [Report] >>723995949 >>723997192
>>723995440
I genuinely wanna know what this shit entailed, did they have something like a tour planned to make it "action packed" or did they just plan to leave you in Detroit and assume that the, uh... Natural state of that environment Would be action packed aplenty if you get what I'm saying
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Anonymous No.723995874 [Report]
>>723995214
>>723995625
Wait, it's for real? I thought anon was making a joke
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Anonymous No.723995949 [Report]
>>723995768
You get to re-enact scenes from Robocop, with live ammunition.
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Anonymous No.723996151 [Report]
would buy
Anonymous No.723996164 [Report]
>>723995913
damn, mews packin
Anonymous No.723996263 [Report] >>723997368
>>723996045
what's going on under that plastic bag, anon?
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Anonymous No.723996471 [Report] >>723997368
>>723996045
WHAT is king dedede doing to that kirby???
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Anonymous No.723996904 [Report]
https://files.catbox.moe/58dukm.webm
Anonymous No.723997192 [Report]
>>723995768
I mean theres shit to do in Detroit. Especially if you stay away from the black parts. Still boring, but you can go to Lions gane I guess.
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Anonymous No.723997368 [Report]
>>723996471
>>723996263
He's just drooling while eating
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>>723992984
Them vs Super Shame who wins?
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>>723995023
I had the bullet bill one
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>>723994858
jej
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>>723997970
X could've easily been メ. O could've been の. Triangle is a writeoff though idk.
Anonymous No.724001127 [Report]
>>723992249
This one is metal af to be fair. Reminds me of kimeramon.
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>>723991580
>>723990918
To be fair these are endearing because you can just pretend its a ditto doing it's best.
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Anonymous No.724002564 [Report] >>724002850
>>723995440
>we're right snoggered now mum
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>>724002564
fuck you beat me to it
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>>723991769
This looks like it’d taste of cigarettes