Thread 723995563

OUT FUCKING SKILLED

>>723995563 (OP)
What's her goddamn problem?

why is there so many dicks in this game
holy shit dick this dick that why is western media so obsessed with dicks holy fuck

>>723995707
can you perform missionary sexual intercourse with her?

i love how nobody talks about how much this game spams dicks in your face

>>723995793
Why are you fixating so heavily on a joke? I feel like you're thinking about dicks more than anyone on /v/ right now and that's kind of an impressive task.

>>723995707
She's desperate for big mechaman cock. You think I'm joking but she's clearly desperate for his praise, hence her crashout when he doesn't pretend she did a amazing job

>>723995793
I know one is one too many, so you're not wrong, but what dicks were there aside from Toxic's floppy green dick at the start?

>>723995707
>millennial writing
so heckin ironic that's how the game lets me now its just being silly and its not that serious

>>723995793
>>723995891
I've seen more anon complaining about dick jokes than actual dick jokes so far.

>>723995793
Why are you so afraid of dicks?

>>723995563 (OP)
>>723995707
Exactly my type of wife.

>>723995943
gen v had a lot of dicks
the boys had a lot of dicks

>>723995793
>>723995891
>>723995964
You ok, bud?

>>723995964
Based, right?

>>723996076
>>723995925
>>723996105
WHY DO YOU GUYS LIKE BEING SHOWN DICKS SO MUCH im not even a prude but like THIS TRULY SUBVERSION? why the heck are you guys defending it so much this thread feels astroturfed

>>723996190
>he doesn't like sucking dick
???

>>723996093
>Why is there so many dicks in this game?
>Toxic's and who else
>And dicks from other shit
???

>>723996190
I didn't like the joke and then there was another 1 hour and 50 minutes of the game, you're still focused on the green dick

>>723996275
I AM NOT THE GAY

>>723996336
I AM THE GAY*
SORRY GUYS AUTOCORRECT

>>723995563 (OP)
Tiny tits, this really who /v/ be simping?

>>723996318
DICK FLANGING AROUND ISNT A FUNNY JOKE ESPECIALLY AFTER IT BEING SPAMMED BY HOLLYWOOD LIKE CRAZY ITS ALL FROM THAT ONE SIMPSONS MOVIE

>>723996105
Careful, he's the A-Class villain known as the 'Cock-Gobbler'. Sources say he struggled to deal with his secret lust for men for years and turned to finding relief by looking through endless hordes of Western Super-Hero media in search of dick to over-blow and fixate upon. Just another tragic case of this corrupt city we all live in...

>>723996430
WHY IS THIS GUY PRETENDING TO BE ME

>>723996093
>>723996430
I didn't watch the boys and I don't even know what gen v is, so not my problem. Take your meds, btw

GAY THIS GAY THAT DICK THIS DICK THAT IM STARTING TO THINK YOU PEOPLE ARE REALLY THE GAYS

This thread is now about dicks.
Post superhero dicks.

>4chan defending cocks
wow

ONLY DICK I LIKE IS FUTANARI
FUTANARI IS NOT THE GAY

>>723995707
Bloodlines 2 writing where eveything is a joke and utonic because developers are deathly afraid of being genuine, it's cringe after all. every FUCKING sentence is always undermined with being uronic, funny, unsure, or awkward like the devs are all spineless castrated pussies scared out of their mind to write something GENUINE because being real is CRINGE. Every line has to sound smirky, like every character knows they're in on the "joke" of being in a videogame. Every fucking time something happens everyone just goes "YUIKES, WELL THAT JUST HAPPEND, UH, UM.... WEIRD MUCH?" NIGGA BELIEVE IN YOUR OWN WORLD WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE CHARACTERS ACTING LIKE THEY'RE WATCHING A NETFLIX MOVIE. FAGGOTS.

>>723996412
simping? the cunt will have my kids by the end of the game.

>>723995793
Same people that write this shit love the bear sex in baldurs gate 3. It falls into safe horny category.

This is the funniest attempt to troll a new game release I've ever seen. Like so many things you could complain about and this guy is going nuts over a dick-joke. Sugoi.

>>723995707
she wants to gush down your throat.

>>723996641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM

I hate having to wait a week
I wish you anons didn't hyped this game

>>723996718
OHHH so you're telling me this is the baldur shill crew who's defending the dicks?

>>723996412
Sir this is flat enjoyers' country... you best git to scootin...

>>723996794
BALDUR GATE IS NOT THE GAY
I PLAY SORCERER

>DICK JOKE
OH YEAH SO FUNNY LOOK YOU CAN SEE THE GUYS SCHLONG
>post tranime
okay now you're just ragebaiting

>>723996780
We'll get to enjoy the next episodes together in a week, and till then can enjoy the fan art and fan media that comes from the project. Take heart anon. It'll be a fun ride.

>>723995707
>over the top crass dialogue
Who wrote it? Someone with a lowrent vidya gaem webcomic?

>>723995563 (OP)
>>723995707
can't wait for her sex scene

So is this worth getting, or should I watch this on youtube and forget about it?

>>723995707
>say less
and the little interest I had is gone. Thank you.

>>723996794
And hades 2 shills.

>>723995793
Nothing is sacred and if you for a MILISECONNNNNDNIGGER OF YOUR FUCKING LIFEEEEEEEEEE...........think...................................................that anything genuine can exist in this world, that characters can be simply good, pure, wholesome or moral without being uronic or fake, or that not everything is meaningless.... then it's CRINGE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT'S HOW WE WRITE CHARACTERS OVER HERE

>"We joke, we laugh, we suppress our trauma."
THIS IS SO FUCKING DEEP ITS LITERALLY TOUCHING ME IN MY HEART BONES
>>723997025
>sex scene
>2025 era of the dicks
NO YOURE JUST GOING TO GET DICK SHOTS. get ready for a superhero to go micro into someones dick then sneeze and grow big and HAHAHA HE EXPLODED

>>723996998
one of the telltale writers

Just got done playing the tutorial which apparently actually the first chapter. Anyways, why did so many people kiss your new boss? She
>Came out of no where and saved you from thieves.
>Took you to a bar and had a "proposition"
>Knew your full name despite that not being well known knowledge (I think, he seemed surprised that she knew it)
>Used the royal "We" when she said "We can work with this" right before the kiss option came up indicating that she was a representative of something and not just acting as herself
Obviously she was suspicious, seemed to me that it is not a good idea to kiss a woman just met who's motives were suspect at the time She just wanted to offer you but still, all indications leaned towards her not just being there because she thought you were cute.

Super-heroes and super-powers come in many forms, so one has to ask: What kind of hero would you be in the world of Dispatch, /v/? Use https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/main and come back with what the world blessed you with.

don't know anything about this game but I'm enjoying watching this dude's dick-related schizophrenic meltdown

>>723995929
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4cDy0YsaYWU

>>723995563 (OP)
Amazing. Even if they manage to not make her hideous (by just making it a generic anime art style), they just have to make her an insufferable cunt. Westerners just cannot do women anymore, it's like they're physically incapable.

>>723997283
A DICK THATS WHAT DICKS

>>723997218
People get easily baited by beautiful blonde women.

Name status?

>>723997283
>Adenosine Triphosphate Manipulation

>>723997339
Learn what tsundere is, troon.

>>723997356
That's quite the power.

>>723997283
>Container Manipulation
>User can manipulate containers, including bags, boxes, jars, storage tanks, cups, bottles, etc., the contents inside of the containers, the space that exist within containers, etc.

I'm imagining some kind of superhero courier service where I can pack shitloads of stuff into very small containers and quickly smuggle it across town. Sounds comfy I guess.

>>723997413
Sun glasses at night guy because I like the song.

>>723997413
Sunglasses at Night Guy.

Did you see the ending where she gives you a hands free blowjob?

>>723997475
What the fuck would that even do.

>>723997413
Sunglasses at night guy

also the two feuding supers were christened THE FIGHT-MEN

>>723997476
Shut the fuck up, tranny. Your fucking pozzed garbage will NEVER live up to eve the most generic anime stereotypes. There's more to tsundere's than just "is a hateful violent bitch with outbursts", that's just your average Karen.

Where can I find a tomboy gf with an anger problem?

>>723997647
VGH... If only...

>>723997413
wet ponytail

>>723997742
She'd bring you lunch only to fucking smash it later

>>723997582
Y'know if that counts for things like massive shipping containers, you could lure villains into them and essentially trap opponents irrelevant of their own abilities. Could be busted if contextual.

DICKS

>>723995563 (OP)
>>723995707
>>723995847
She clearly wants to fuck MechaMan. Anyway, which whore was romancable in this game?

>>723997671
life energy manipulation

>>723997878
Just invisigal and super girl.

>>723997742
Basketball courts. AA meetings. Bars between the hours of 12 to 4pm.

>>723997707
>guys tsundere is akshuly very deep

>>723997878
maybe she wants his dick, aka we get to see mechaman's dick maybe they'll build mechaman a dick and make MECHA DICK

>>723997952
Laaaaame.

Do you like dicks?
Will you like dicks?
When will you like dicks?

>>723997283
>Jet Pack Creation
>The power to create jet packs
>The user can generate jet packs
>The user can only create jet packs, not create them
okay then

>>723997283
Look at that. Yet another reason to hate the FUCKING IRISH!
Stealing women, baka.

Also,
>Electromagnetic Absorption
>The user can absorb electromagnetic energy, while removing it from the source, into their body and use it in various ways, gaining some form of advantage, either by enhancing themselves, gaining the drained power, using it as power source etc., either temporarily or permanently.
Very nice.

>>723995563 (OP)
>Ex-Villains
Why don't these people get an explosive collar strapped on is beyond me.

>>723995563 (OP)
>Reveal of the game in the game awards with Aaron Paul and Laura Bailey
>said they had a very intimate voice acting sessions in the booth
>were suspiciously close on stage too
>trailer had romances alluded to blonde girl
>thought maybe laura bailey plays the blonde girl
>nope turns out she plays Invisigal
>cut to today and the reveal of blondie with the other dude
The signs were always there, the endgame is you with Invisigal.

>>723998142
i wonder how big is HIS DICK

>>723997218
She's clearly intentionally putting the moves on you.
>Arm touching
>caressing
>Longing looks
>Leaning in
>Constant praising
>perving out over you undressing
>When you kiss her she doesn't even get offended or say she's in a relationship, she just says that's not what I meant.

Something is up with her. She definitely wants to break you in but she probably needs Phenomaman as the face of the company. She might lowkey be Shroud's daughter which is why she knows you're fucking name.

Shit she might be stringing both of you along.

>Only 9% of people attacked the reporter
I guess I'm one of the few playing mecha man as knight is rusted armor. I was really happy that the crowd had my back.

>>723995707
If you pick out the long donuts she pulls out her cock in the sex scene in the later episodes

>>723996668
>" WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE CHARACTERS ACTING LIKE THEY'RE WATCHING A NETFLIX MOVIE"
The answer may surprise you, but it's written by the same faggots who would go on to make heckin netflix movies.

>>723998256
Enormous.

>>723997283
>Lust Aura
>The user can project an aura of pure lust, pleasure and aphrodisia that include attraction, seduction and potentially even orgasms. The effect may be caused by purely physical or mental means, or a combination of both. This aura of lust can amplify/induce pleasure on beings inside the users aura. The user may additionally may be able to release and surround themselves with love-related energies/forces for defensive and/or offensive purposes, possibly becoming almost untouchable while also gaining access to various abilities and other attributes, most commonly in the form of enhanced physical capabilities such as strength, speed and durability, lifting or propelling themselves with their aura in order to achieve flight, changing their aura into different shapes and forms, or being able to produce various effects and phenomena using their aura.

Hrm.

>>723998064
Kek. Who knows if there will be a sex scene in this game. From videos that i've seen on youtube it seems too "telltale gameish" (i know, its made by the same creators), if some romancable whore wants too fuck our MC it will probably be à la Catwoman and Batman in the game made by them.

>>723997283
>Star Power
>By harnessing the power of stars, users can be capable of extraordinary feats that relate to stellar forces, all of which can be utilized to the user’s benefit.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Power
>first animation/cartoon character is fucking Twilight
lol, aside from that I guess I'm a top tier hero

>>723998293
IS SHE A BAD GUY?

>>723998243
>Lesser dragon physiology
I'm a big dwagon I'm a big dwagon

>>723998521
Punching people with the power of lust sounds pretty hilarious. That being said I can only imagine what most people here would do with aphrodisia powers.

>>723996080
Retarded?

I hope the next episodes have more Prism

>>723998243
>>723998142
I'm running up a new save to prep for an invisigal route. I thought she would just be some asian eye candy but I really liked her.

Her getting you a donut, only to then smash it up when you yelled at her is peak brat energy. Can't wait for the correction.

How was the convo for plain donuts? She had some funny ass lines for the long johns.

Also, who was everyone's favorite operator? Bat Boy Moist Critical was my super star. Still kept him from his hero, can't have him relapsing.

>>723998243
Do you guys think Aaron Paul has a big dick?

>>723998839
Some say he's a dicksaurus rex.

>>723998293
I didn't attack the reporter because there was no way the game would let me actually hurt him. The game already demonstrated this when I was unable to actually drop the good, turns out that MechaMan conveniently set up a mattress ahead of time.
Also, leaving is the best option in that scenario. The question was a trap with no good answer, the reporter did not genuinely want to hear a answer he just wanted to make you look bad. The best time to attack him would be when no one else is around or any cameras recording you. Sure he can say afterwards that MechaMan attacked him (because the game wouldn't let you kill him) but you would have that all powerful *Plausible deniability*

>>723998839
kek where's the full caps retard

>>723998839
YEAH BITCH

>>723997218
You're being paranoid.
She's a super hero. If she wanted to kill you she could just snap you like a twig. Now if she starts asking you to spy on people or divulge secrets about the mech suit then you're justified in being suspicious. Until then, you should just kiss the pretty girl who's clearly interested in you. Unless you're gay, of course.

Should i buy this game? Pros and Cons?

>ctrl+f
>millennial writing
>1 of 1 match
surprised

>>723998256
like the rest of him, only half as big as a normal dude.

>>723999138
you should be crowdfunding that one SA girl from doordash instead. don't give your money to rapists.

>>723995929
she's not desperate for praise, she's trying to make it up to you for secretly planting that bomb on the back of your Mechaman suit

>>723996780
I like the idea of being able to discuss a game bit by bit like this sometimes like following a Manga or an Anime.

>>723998720
Coupé ended up being so reliable that I hope we get to talk to her more.

>>723999219
I typically give money to prostitutes, but this game seems interesting.

>>723999138
It's incomplete (about 1h 30min of playtime as of right now)
Not a lot of game, it's mostly a linear VN

>>723995563 (OP)
Tomboys are bad for you

>>723998720
Coupé did most of the work for me. Even outside of gameplay she looks the most professional.

>>723999304
Hm. Episodic, right? I fucking hate games like this.

>>723999138
Pros:
>Genuinely funny at times
>Likeable protagonist
>Dispatch segments are kinda fun

Cons:
>Weekly episode release schedule
>Romance melodrama
>That one guy who says DICKS in the threads

I like it a lot myself though.

>>723998901
>game would let me actually hurt him.
You actually do kick his ass in front of everyone.

>>723998901
Robert's answer is you answer the question is good though.

>>723998901
Run back and do it, its hilarious
>Reporter says he wants to sue but can't because "secret identity"
>Crowd did not step in to intervene for 4 minutes
>Some of them were chanting for you to fuck him up.


It'll probably come back to bite me in the ass but I'm going for a Keanu Reeves in the Hardball kind of energy. Asshole with a heart of gold. I'm definitely going to keep flirting (but not making hard advances) on Blonde Bombshell or whatever her name is. I want her to give in


>>723999268
That being said, Coupe hit all my buttons when she first showed up. Lighter side of brown, slim body, kill count. oh yeah

Not sure what the deal is with the half man. He looks to be tight with all the ladies it seems. Hope its not a poly situation

>>723999138
>$30
>2 hour game
What do you think?

>>723995563 (OP)
Is this the She-Hulk
>I can control my anger better than you because I get catcalled!
moment of this game?

>>723995563 (OP)
Tranny game

>>723999524
Huh, nice. Glad to know the game will actually let me get violent if I want to.
>>723999543
Did the answer change the response of the guy on TV who called you a loser afterwards and said it would have been better if you died in that suit?

>>723995563 (OP)
Why is 91% of players low T basedboys that let some jornalnigger shittalk their family legacy?

>>723997084
Based. "Say less" is the worst replacement for "Say no more" I've ever seen.

>>723999606
>It'll probably come back to bite me in the ass
It's a telltale game. Nothing will matter aside for the final choice where you side with either asshole A or asshole B.

>>723995563 (OP)
this bitch is literally vi from arcane kek

>>723999693
Beating the shit out of him makes him look like a victim. Answering the question and making him look like a clown/asshole is better, though if I'd been in the MC's position I would have totally start beating the shit out of him.

>>723999693
Hey if the game gave me the option I would ambush him at a later time and beat his ass, it's not smart to attack someone in a room full of witnesses.

>>723999138
genuinely no. probably have to wait a month.
I have no idea why they didn't just make a hero dispatch manager game.

>>723997283
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Orifice_Invasion
>hide in toilets in women's bathroom
>climb inside their vaginas
>explode them from the inside
>repeat process until no more women

>>723995707
BPD

>>723999685
No, the guy says it anyway. Robert gives a measured answer about how his dad would be proud that he did the job for 15 years and lived and being Mecha Man was the greatest honor he'd ever have. There's no backlash to it or anything.

>>723999693
Because it's a crime?

>>723999935
hot.

>>723999693
>>723999828
Because your characters will get arrested. Pretty simple.

>>723996886
>tranime
zoomoid buzzword

>>723999907
>What kind of hero would you be

I think you misunderstood the assignment.

Bros, why do i love insane women so much?

>>723999761
Arcane Vi was cute, but had s fucking horrible personality. Way too dependent on others for everything, stupid to a fault, can't make up her mind about anything, and loses basically every fight.

If they made "Vi, but not shit", I'd be happy.

>>724000110
unpredictability leads to more interesting outcomes. If you can predict something with a 100% certain then it becomes boring.

>>724000110
The thrill of something beyond the norm. Take my advice though, it's much more alluring in 2d than having to deal with it in reality.

>>723997283
I can vomit insects on people. What a shitty power.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Insect_Breath

>>723999958
>about how his dad would be proud that he did the job for 15 years
Oh shit so is that actual hard confirmation that Robert has been fighting crime in the suit since he was roughly 11 years old?

>>723997609
Wait a minute, that's just Scott Hall

>>723999445
They are releasing two chapters every week, just wait a month for the full game

>>724000304
I wonder if he met any super villainesses during that time.

>>723995563 (OP)
this game is everything what i hate about modern media.
its full of the feminist double standards and overall white men bashing
>mc protagonist has to be rescued by woman
>every character strong and competent character is female or brown
>literally every white guy in the game is weak or stupid
>half the mc line are just him apologizing to women
>every single joke is at the expense of white men
>male characters gets sexually exploited by woman, meanwhile every female character design is fully covered up
>mc gets punshed in the face and he literally apolgizes for it and the game makes it like he is in the wrong

>>723998901
Pussy. The game cheers you on for beating his ass

>>723995563 (OP)
She is most certainly a voyeur.
Already two strikes in the first episodes.

>>723997283
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/main
Nice

Why did she do it?

>>724000371
The most powerful character in the game at the moment is a white guy with a moustache, though.

INSANE TOMBOY SEX

>>723997283
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Rip_Inducement

Welp, the universe had a good run I guess, sorry everybody.

>>723997283
>Picomite Manipulation
>they possess complete control over picomites, machines or robots whose components are at or near the scale of a picoometre.
I am sure this power will come in very handy once machines exist on that scale but as of right now I am still basically unpowered.

>>723999343
If they are bad for me I don't want to be right

>>723995793
your girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
and by your girlfriend i mean the girl you think is your girlfriend but she isnt because you're a loser

>>724000513
The final braaap. Honestly might be what the universe deserves. Thanks, hero.

>>723995563 (OP)
>AIEEEEEEEEEEE INVISIGAL-SAMA MEEEEERCCCCCCCYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>723999761
Arcane s1 Vi was peak waifu material. S2 Vi not so much.

>>723995563 (OP)
You're sick if you find her attractive

>>724000489
He is set up to be an overconfident retard who is destined for a fall. If he is not killed or utterly buckbroken by Shroud by the end of the game, I will be very surprised.

>>724000665
you better call the CDC then

>>723997582
That's like a standard isekai power.

>>723995563 (OP)
I've already fallen for her, bros

>>724000513
>Has a super power that he can only use once and destroys literally everything
I mean, even if you don't actually use it. It must be one hell of an ego boost to know that at any given time you can destroy literally everything.

This game fucking sucks. I hate this game humor, too fucking cringy, it reminds me too much The Boys. It's nothing like the Wolf Among Us, NOTHING like the Batman games... i fucking hate this.

>>724000665
I've got a bad case of love, compadre... And only bipolar invisible women are the cure.

>>724000743
At least the characters are attractive, that is notable in todays gaming landscape.

>>723999896
Wait, what? I thought this WAS the hero dispatch manager game with a VN story layer on top.

>>724000539
>your girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
In a row?

>>723998720
>How was the convo for plain donuts? She had some funny ass lines for the long johns.
basically "so you like glaze all over you" etc

>>724000841
Simultaneously, I'm afraid.

>>723997283
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Social_Cloaking
I can do that IRL too!

>>724000665
im not sick
im FUCKED UP

>>724000834
No. It's a high production value vn with a barebones dispatch minigame plastered in.

>>724000830
Kinda agree.

>>723997283
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rubber_Ball_Projection

"You can surrender, or feel my balls clashing against your chin, Choice is yours!"

>>724000628
>>724000161
Fuck off retards, every single Arcane design is a downgrade from the original

>>723997102
are you pure anon?
i sant you to be my first time

>>723998720
I have never tried a donut in my entire life.
How does it taste? Is it any different from tasty buns?

Which one has bigger tits?
Blonde Blazer or Invisibitch?

>>724000453
She wants Mecha-Man cock.

>No Coupe or Prism romance
Damn..

>>723995563 (OP)
Lemme guess... written by a woman?

>>724001043
It's literally sugar.

>>724001052
Malevola

>>724001076
Brutal.

>>724001052
You (Blonde slut btw)

>>724001052
Blonde Blazer but Phenonaman has already slurped all over them with his powerful Phenonatongue.

I have dick fatigue

>>724000453
This crosses the line, can you kick her ass to assert dominance?

I want to titfuck Blonde Blazer. And if there will be no option on doing that i will personally kill the devolepers.

>>724001153
This bitch would probably fingerfuck your prostate until your balls dried up

>>723997283
>Probability Travel
A bit overpowered but ok

>>723997413
>Call him Dr. Don't Do Shit
>don't send him on any missions
get fucking owned

>>724001423
Holy shit that's actually pretty funny, good idea Anon.

>>724000841
In a row

The episode length have me worried....
>>724001315
will this game even get any blender porn? i don't think this will get in the compiles sadly...

>>724001685
I don't think it will... but rule34 will come in our help.

>>723997283
I'm apparently just fucking reisen.

I kekked hard at that cuckening episode 2 end
Where are all those anons who said it's gonna be invisigal thing instead when demo released?

Really enjoyed it. I just hope the next episodes are longer. Also more choices and more actual dispatching. I don't want to be upgrading the heroes to get one dispatching opportunity per episode.

so did our nigga get the blue vial thing stolen? or does he still have it.
cuz I'm under the impression the suit won't work even if fixed without the thingy.

>>724001764
The team onahole, I'm afraid.

>>724001764
what can a moon rabbit do?

I feel dumb asking but since the game looks very clean is every instance where we see characters a cutscene? Do the game files contain no models? (except I imagine for the hacking minigame stuff)

i like big tittie demon amazon, should i play the game?

>>723998901
You're an idiot

>be hesitant dating the blonde chick, despite her throwing 50 "i want to fuck you hints" at Mechaman
>liking Invisigal quite a lot
>apparently the blonde bimbo is dating someone twice as old as her
Always trust the tsundere. Always.

>>724001995
You could play Onirism instead. It also has big tittie demon girls.

>>724001991
This game is basically fmv
You can't move like in twd so unless devs are retarded(based) there's nothing to get

>>724001995
>not dateable and most likely a dyke, according to the comic

Who brings their dog to a pool party?
>>724001995
We haven't interacted with her yet and I would doubt we can do much behind being friends with her...maybe.
You would have to wait the next batch of episodes or the full game and ask again.

>>723997283
I know this shit is the fucking lottery but I HATE this power. Just give me the power set from prototype.
>but you could give yourself that power
Yeah and it would always be worthless compared to just thinking the existence of evil away.

>>724001756
so we can get AI slop of DICK GIRLS?

>>724001795
>so did our nigga get the blue vial thing stolen?
Yeah, he says during the press-conference that Shroud got that thing. We'll probably get more flashbacks from that scene, as we still need to reveal the Invisigal planting that bomb.

>>724002124
>Onirism
Buy an ad retard.

>>724001971
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Moon_Rabbit_Physiology
The power is to become a moon rabbit. Moon rabbits can't do anything (well known to be only good for their sex appeal).

ITT: all you stupid motherfuckers love to slurp, suck, and gag on dick whether it's a guy with a dick or a girl with a dick

>>724002196
I knew a girl who brought her cat at a party

>>723995707
Does she have a bulge?

>>723997283
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Unlovability%C2%AD_Inducement

Incelification ray go brrr

>>724002376
I AM ONLY FUTANARI
FUTANARI IS NOT A GAY
THIS GAME DICK A GAY

>>724002361
They inherently know how to make mochi or something.

>>724002198
At least you can play out countless world scenario's with it and just undo any horrible things that happen.

>>724000892
Mentlegen.

>>724002160
I am glad you don't move because I found those sections awkward in Walking dead 1 and Michonne and I am sure this means a lot less chance for bugs.......but I did want to see someone using the mods in Blender

>>723999693
Low T

>>724002376
We're on 4chan anon. Here people are a bunch of homophobic faggots.

>>723995563 (OP)
This animation style reminds me of those CGI Hot Wheels movies.

>>724002285
Why do you think Invisigal set up us the bomb?

>>723995707
>Invisgal will remember that
>brown tomboy is a kinky bitch

>>724002581
HOLY FUCK so this

>>724002076
All I'm seeing here is tsun, where's the dere?

>>724002285
so what's his plan even if he gets the mech fixed?

>>724002697
To kill toxic and shroud.

I'm this anon >>724002198
>>724000513
You have a new power, hit random again, any big rips you induced are undone.

>>724002681
She boughted you a donut

>>724002681
>Invisigal seeing you undress remarking that she digs the scars
>getting you a doughnut despite you arguing with her and giving her shit for disobeying your order
>smacking your shit up
She is nice. Her VA does seem awfully familiar.

>>724002681
she brought you a donut, and then smashed it when you yelled at her

>>724002754
without the blue vial? he can't power up the suit without it.

>Endings already leaked
Lmao
What a trainwreck

>>724002919
>Her VA does seem awfully familiar.
It's Laura Bailey, you've probably heard her a few hundred times over a ton of games

>>723995847
>"""Ratted""" her out
>Going to constantly piss her off
>Will also level her up a lot because of how her skill works in dispatches and make her strong
>Will have critical tempers at peak moment
>Will fight her
>Will have wacky ANGRY invisible sex on the office floor while BB and Super Autismo watch
Simple as

>>724002285
didnt he say it was destroyed?

>>723997283
>Bullet manipulation
I am the guy from Wanted

>>724003102
Proof?

>>723997218
She was hot I suppose. Personally I am with you and didnt kiss her but with the added reason that it was too fast

>>723997283
>Augmentation
>The user can enhance, augment, increase and multiply something already existing, whether matter, emotion or concept
Time to start cultivating

>Chase recommends you to get a second shot at stealing the power source
>OG Shroud is in his rae dungeon

>>724003104
And I just played RE6 again. Makes sense.

>>724002604
1) During the scene itself, whe Robert puts the shields down, Shroud walks away after a couple of seconds as if he already knows you can't get out, and then Toxic says "Yeah, all according to plan, not get outta there BABE" - who do you think he's talking to? And then suddenly there is a bomb on Robert's back out of nowhere?

2) While Robert's in a coma, Invisigal shows up to SDN, trying to atone, while telling everyone to not ask her ANY questions (as to why she's here). She's clearly a small-time thief that got in over her head with Shroud and Toxic and thought she killed persoanlly a famous super-hero.

3) Then she proceeds to look at you weirdly (pic related), and behaves a little too involved, like she's trying to make up for something to you, with the donuts, with trying to celebrate with you the "mission going well" when it clearly didn't, and then flips the fuck out the moment Robert calls her a "SELFISH asshole".

It's pretty clear to me.

>>724001351
oh
oh no haha

So I'm playing depressed Tony Stark?

>>724003102
Show me

>>723997283
>Conversation Mastery
holy shit i'm going to win so many 4chan arguments when i'm not getting my ass kicked by thugs

>>724003464
Depressed and broke

Damn the soundtrack is GOOOOD

>>724003180
>>724003602
Just search it on yidtube

>>724000187
Isn't it implied Phenomoman will be an option?

>>724003453
I thought the person who slapped the big hook on him also put the bomb on him same time.

>>724003453
Good points, you've convinced me. What do you think blondes deal is?

>>723997283
>Ice Symbiosis
Stay frosty /v/

>>724000275
Alot of villains would get fucked up by having clouds of wasps attacking them

Chad choices coming through.

>>724003861
People are speculating based on this achievement. I feel like it's more so a reward for managing to mend Phenomaman and Blazer's relationship. But who knows?

>>724003180
>>724003602
found it, I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzXrSjaTM-M

>>724000275
THE PAIN

>>724003453
Mmh, sounds plausible, I'll screencap your post and we will see if you were right.

>>723995563 (OP)
Is this a femdom coded game?

>>724004068
oh boy

>>724003889
Naw, the electro guy just put the hook on and shocked it, there is a shot on the back of the suit with the hook in it and the bomb is not there yet

>>724003928
I think she's just a sad bitch who is afraid of being alone in life, hence why she chose to date the moustache dude. And now it feels wrong to dump him but she also wants to move on with the MC who she clearly likes.

>>724004019
BROTHER

>>724003963
>Alot of villains would get fucked up by having clouds of wasps attacking them

>>723995563 (OP)
Should I get this or silksong?

>>723995563 (OP)
>>723995707
Is that the character Laura Bailey is voicing? Why does she always play smug assholes?

>>724004068
>>724004172
Well that was quick. I wonder who leaked it? A disgruntled employee or game tester?

>>724004068
I mean the achievements pretty much hint at most of this. It just confirms that Invisigal is one of the love interests.

>>723995563 (OP)
>>723995707
>exposed midriff
That's my fetish

>>724004068
HELL YEAH I CAN FUCK HER AND ROMANCE HER

>>724004305
I was expecting datamining but they only put out 3gb so I thought we were safe.

>>724004172
So is the romance just good or evil invisigal?

>>724004172
That was destined to happen. Especially when you just lock the access to it but still let people download it.

>>724004420
>fuck
why do you guys think this stupid fuck

>>723997283
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Matter_Embodiment
So the power to do anything? All the examples are deities and shit. Am I supposed to be God 2 or something? Hardly setting appropriate, I'm gonna reroll
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hornet_Physiology
This is good news, we can be bees

>>724003464
I wouldn't call him neither Batman nor Tony Stark, it seems he can hack software, handle the machine but not rebuild it or repair it by himself beside basic stuff.

>>724000187
eh, cute.
>>724004068
>>724004172
I am not touching that, but if real, then fuck whoever did it.

>>724004305
>Kill Shroud
>Still doesn't show who Shroud is
>Showcases that Invisigal is a love interest
>There is a failure route where Invisigal is evil
Doesn't really spoil all that much.

>>724003131
just think, anything that gets splattered on her stays visible. If you nut in her everybody is going to see what you did.

>>724004068
This is why episodic releases are a retarded thing to do. In a month, everyone will know everything, and people who were planning to buy it won't because the story is 95% of Telltale Games.

Remove the cattle nose ring, it's better.

>>724004510
He just doesn't have the money

>>724004068
So who the fuck is Shroud? Is that Robert's dad?

>>724004516
That there's a good or evil option for invisibitch is a good sign really. Surprised your choices actually matter.

>>724000513
Keep an eye out for assassins

>dykehair
>nosering
>acts annoyingly agressive
Vi 2.0 is the same row of redflags.
Im suprised she isnt covered in tattoos.

>>724004580
>This is why instant releases are a retarded thing to do. In an hour, everyone will know everything, and people who were planning to buy it won't because the story is 95% of Telltale Games.

>>724004068
>75% legs
Not bad

>>724004671
I bet it's just one binary decisions in one of the episodes and not the sum of them through out the game.

>>724004781
Probably. Still good form for telltale.

>>724004590
Got ya covered phamb

>>724004516
For now, I imaging the other episode ending scenes will leak too.

Honestly would be a good move by the devs to see these leaks and just announce they are dropping all the episodes now.

>>724004730
No? Because people play it?

Well at least Visi is romanceable I guess, that's good. I was worried blond whore cuck romance would be the only one. But yay, we get Invisigal, or as I like to call her in bed - Invisibitch.

>>724004510
>then fuck whoever did it.
lol why? they kinda deserve it for doing the scummy weekly release "game"

>>723997283
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omni-Manifestation

I win everything forever I guess.

>ratted out Invisigal
The fuck? I didn't rat out anyone. I just told the truth like a HERO WOULD.

>>724004856
Lighten her skin.

>>724004959
>>724004484
>>724002198
Why are there so many versions of
>RAAAAAHHHHHH I AM ALL POWERFUL
on this stupid website?

>>724004569
Why does the jelly stay visible anyway? I doubt her clothes are specially modified.
If I don't get the scientific answer for this I just can't cum.

>>724004874
The episodes are probably not all finished. I mean the cutscenes are, as we can clearly see, but with episodic development probably the next week's episodes are fully finished, but the last ones still need some polish on that gameplay.

>>723997582
Nigga you the box ghost.

>>724004856
I wonder if anyone will bother to make it an actual mod
I remember a few people fixing up Nico Minoru for that Midnight Suns game, she was similar aesthetically

>cheating whore covering her tracks
Autism man will know the skank he's fucking

>>724005073
Because that's how comic writers tend to write powerful characters.

>>724004920
People are playing it right now and in a month all the episodes are out so no shit people will know everything

>>724004172
I hope they leak some stuff about Flambae.

Why is this garbage being shilled so hard?

>>723995563 (OP)
Instant loss edit when?

>>724001351
wait, theres a chick that looks like this and you cant fuck her?
game ruined

>>724005095
Are the dialogue scenes not prerendered though? If so, then I guess that won't come to pass.

>>724005075
Nah a month is when a game usually goes "gold" to ship physical copies. Telltale games were definitely unfinished which is why it took a long time between single episodes and took 6 months to release a whole season.

Week to drop 2 episodes, those things are 100% done.

>>723999138
Depends. Its pretty enjoyable but its weekly releases like a show. Can either wait for complete package and go all at once or chat with Anons episode by episode for reactions

My predictions:
>Blonde Blazer's main arc will be about coming out from under the thumb of Phenomaman and becoming more independent with her branch of SDN (tied to how well you perform your duties proving villains can change)
>Phenomenaman is NOT a bad guy and means well, he's just got the classic Superman problem of being so fucking strong that he didn't really have a childhood or chance to interact much with others.
>Invisigal probably got saved by Gen 2 Mechaman as a kid and believes that Rob just kind of coasted along as Mecha Man (which is true)
>Coupe' is going to betray the Z Team, Flambe will step up as a leader in the field, his skill will change from +ATK/SPD to +MIND/DEF on successful calls

>>724005173
Same.

>Invisigirl turned herself in months ago
>probably right around the time that Robert got put into a coma
>we didn't see anybody place the bomb on the mech
that can't be a coincidence right?

>>724005440
I'd be shocked if she didn't have some part to play in it.

>>724002782
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hypercognition

Oh that's much better. Basically a human supercomputer. Maybe I could pull a Mr. Terrific, or at least be one hell of a superteam coordinator.

>>724005440
This would be a great twist. Much better than the blonde or mustache man being evil.

>>723997283
What does this even mean?

its written like that cringe af vox machina show. I'll pass

So it's all spoiled, I regret wasting my money.

>>724005505
Mr Terrific is pure talent though.

>>723995563 (OP)
>>723995707
>>723995847
>People slobbering over an aggressive dyke character
Westslop strikes again.

>>724001351
>Karlach for the modern audience

>>724005440
This anon aced it >>724003453
Go rewatch the ambush scene on youtube. Toxic dick is 100% addressing someone who is on the suit but is invisible. Also I must say she has some fucking selective asthma.

>>724005374
>Rob just kind of coasted along as Mecha Man (which is true)
No it clearly isn't. He spent his entire fortune on being mecha man and all his wounds prove there was no "coasting". She probably helped stroud fuck him over.

>>723995707
Knew a few goth chicks back in the day. They'd banter pretty much just like this, and see if the guy is able to banter back or just gets insulted. Kinda fun

>>724005560
This is what you get for buying a game with no gameplay.

>>724003464
it's more like Tony Stark's grandson whose out of money cause he spent his entire life being a Superhero instead of starting out as an industry magnate

>>724005701
>Knew a few goth chicks
>Back in the day
Why do over 25 people still come here? Do you really have nothing better in your life?

>>724001002
Saar

>>724005843
Do you think turning 25 magically changes your life?

>>724005843
>Why do over 25 people still come here? Do you really have nothing better in your life?
I prefer the retards here over the retards at reddit

>>724005843
Boredom.
I know most oldfags left a long time ago as this place got worse, but sometimes I just want to waste time for a bit in between things I have to do

I always thought this episodic release format would be awesome for a pretty plot driven game
i was just hoping for a little less 'movie game' though

Posting the leaks, there's no audio in the youtube vids so you're not missing it anyway

>>723997084
Your interest should've died the moment she talked about "squirters." Man, I hate soilennial writing so much.

>>723995943
>Toxic's floppy green dick at the start
anon didn't play this with censorship turned on

>>724005630
Yep. She's probably somewhere in the shadows during the fight, and then holds her breath and jumps on the suit the moment the shields are disabled.

>>724005961
Pretty much the same thing these days. It's just a different flavor rather than being actually unique from one another.

>>724005843
I work from home and just browse 4chan getting paid

>>724006164
Dream life with the soft on the inside tsundere.
Ditch the dog though and get some cat.

>dude is a fucking asshole
>dude claims to not burn
>dude shows his hand/arm burning without him getting hurt
>dude quite supposedly does not burn
>only 46% of players threw alcohol at him instead of water
What?
Also
>bartender gets fucking upset at me of all things, for throwing alcohol at the guy even though nothing happened other than the unruly bunch leaving
What??

Also. 45% of players avoided the kiss?
What gives? That's way too high. Only 55% went for it? Even if you can surmise that it wasn't intended goal. Maybe she'd like it anyway? Or at least not mind.
Even if it plays out exactly as it did. Making it clear that you're interested in her by going for the kiss, is gold worth for when/if she would ever end up interested in you back down the line.
It was such a safe scenario too. The only way it could back fire would be if you kept pushing after she reeled back. Before then you really would have -no- reasons to not go for it. And yet almost 50% of people did. I'm disappointed.

>>724003446
Yeah Chase has an obvious motive if it can be used to undo the side-effects of his powers

>>724006229
So this is Shroud. So who the fuck's that? My bet is Robert's dad, but not sure.

How did they fuck up this bad? Should just release it all now.

>>723999828
>>723999880
Fakechuds truecels chimpout and tries to expose the whore >>724005153

>Invisibility dependent on holding breath
>Is asthmatic
>ALSO SMOKES

Why is Invisibitch so retarded?

ok but can you actually cuck the boyfriend

>>724004050
>Not wanting Robbie to get the Mustache Ride of his Life

>>724006309
This remind me of Evangelion.

>>724006164
>>724006229
>>724006309
This game seems to take quite a turn

>>724006357
Speak English.

>>724006359
That's called humor, anon. She was specifically written this way.

>Invisigal's clothes can turn invisible
>A bit of donut jelly on her doesn't turn invisible
Any scientists ITT have an explanation?

>>723995707
Long johns are the best. I don't care if there's a gay joke hiding somewhere in "cream-filled."

>>724006079
Why not just watch it the moment the episode comes out?
>>724006290
>What gives?
I felt it was a trap that was gonna go nowhere.

>>724006342
>So this is Shroud
They show his mugshot. I don't think they intended it to be a mystery.

>>724006545
That's not jelly on her, that's the blood of the guy she smacked in the head, hence why she calls him a gusher

>>724006164
>>724006229
>>724006309
Not fully watching for the sake of spoilers, but they look really rough? Are these not possibly old early batches? Doesn't mean they kept it in the game.

>>723995563 (OP)
>Invibility that applies to clothes
Fucking cowards

>>724005073
Because its a website made by "powerlevel" faggots who only care about characters having the biggest fight-pp.

>>724006545
Maybe part of it is mental? Like her clothing/personal effects counts as "her" in her mind, but a bit of jelly donut is "other".

>>724006451
I'm not against it. But I wouldn't want to Rob in between Blazer or Phenoma. It's either or in my eyes.

>>724006619
People areconvinced that they couldn't possibly identify the corpse of Mecha Man and that they didn't know who Shroud was despite having a non-corpo hero fly around and do shit for 15 years

>>724005073
autism

>>724006619
Meh, doesn't make sense for him to be a nobody. Also does that look like the guy Invisigal stabs?

>>724006716
Who? What?

>>724006619
Why avoid having him speak then?

>>724005843
>Do you really have nothing better in your life?
There's a reason why you're here forever bro. Because everywhere else is fucking garbage.

>>723999693
Superheroes aren't supposed to beat up their J. Jonah Jamesons.

>>724006229
>>724006309
Brutal

>>724006865
>a nobody
The guy was a former friend and co-hero of Robert's father. Sure, we don't get a lot of overlap between Robert and Shroud, but villains don't need to be intimately connected to a hero via a secret identity in order to work. We also don't know how often Shroud appears in the later episodes, it's likely he'll be more fleshed out.

>>723995891
Because nobody here is playing it.

>>724006995
JJJ deserves to be beat up too.

>>724006995
They should

>>724000934
Fuck this, I'm keeping my money

Killing journalists is a good thing

>>723995563 (OP)
Are the cutscenes FULLY MODELED.jpg?
what if you mod the game...

>>723997283
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Giant_Physiology/Superior
This is actually a super cool power and i wouldn't mind a vidya with a protagonist like this. Especially if you do get some sick ass magic of the giants too.

>>724007235
No, anon. I highly doubt they modeled her cervix.

This would be pretty cool if it was a fucking game or just a movie.

>>724006270
Get a real job.

>>724006995
>>724007115
Jonah is criminal, he's funded the creation of MULTIPLE supervillains just because of his hateboner for spider-man

>>724001309
>Can you kiss her ass to assert dominance

>>724006229
>>724006309
What the fuck this is way darker than the beginning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNRWvYznn1k
Another leak dropped.
So Robert will get superpowers, lol.
He takes the bullet out of himself with his powers.

>>724006676
All the leaks are from the last episode? I'm sure they'll be some touchups.

>>724006290
>throw flammable alcohol on the burning guy instead of water
>in my perfectly good bar
>the alcohol catches fire
>IN MY PERFECTLY GOOD BAR
>bar manages to not catch fire
>thank god
Fuck you, white boy, you've had enough to drink tonight.

>captcha: KYS

>>724006164
So she's the true heroine, eh.

>>724007449
>He takes the bullet out of himself with his powers.
retard

>>724007309
Is it an autism thing like how you don't like your peas touching your carrots?

>>724007473
All say Episode 8, yeah, that's probably the final battle scene.

>>724007449
I don't think that's a power, my guess is Invisigal was in front of him and the bullet went through her and lost momentum

>>723995563 (OP)
>>723995707
This writing is like liquid shit that has been sitting in the sun for 6 hours with a dead cow on top of it

>>724000453
Seeing him just fucking vomit water as you turn your back was really funny

>fail one mission on a 65% dice roll
REEEEE

Fun story, though. I didn't think I'd end up liking the characters as much as I did already after this little time with them, but Invisbitch is really warming up to me. People who're thinking that she planted the bomb should also note that Shroud's minion in the donut shop instantly knew her supervillian name, which to me suggests that she probably worked with them since the crew is a bunch of nobodies which is why Robby forgot the flaming faggot's name despite fighting him.

>>723995707
Man I just want a donut

>>724007537
you are a retard

>>724005625
>Karlach if she was actually attractive

>>724007532
>>724007559
stop fucking ruining my jam, I'm trying to lead anons on the wrong trail.

your Adhoc employee

>>723997283
Could atleast try to make the characters as hot as the original

You know what, i'm way more interested in the game after these leaks
Sounds like quite a rollercoaster

>>724004305
>>724006676
When in doubt, blame outsourcing. The QA team seems legitimate. They have a pretty large library of AAA projects they've worked on.
The people behind the animations, Igloo Studio, are based in Thailand and have a bit of a wonkier portfolio. Might also explain why these leaks lack audio and seem a bit rough. Could be early footage that only they would have access to.

>>724007706
That's why the devs themselves are doing it, anon.

>>724007661
She just needed way bigger tits to offset her autism.

>>724007449
downloaded

/v/ cares more about some random 5-hour Telltale movie games than 100hr RPG from Obsidian.
Shitty board.

>>723995563 (OP)
>>723995707
>playing Telltale (barely) interactive movies in 2025

>>724007795
Rip supersoaker

>>723995563 (OP)
Why did her clothes also go invisible? Why is she blatantly a lesbian?

>>724007795
Bow to your brown goddess i guess
Unless there's a split route she seems to be the actual main girl

I'm in a league of my own shittiness

>>724007851
Obsidian never made a good video game unlike Telltale

>>723997283
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Optic_Blasts
Too simple if you ask me

>>723995793
>"DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK"
>...
>"...Cunt?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAH MISOGYNYYYYYYYYYY HELP MEEEEEEEE.

>>724007851
That sounds more like shitty Obsidian to me.

>>724007906
Why is she brown?

>>724007851
Why couldn't one post in both threads? I am currently posting in 4 /a/ threads in the meantime.
Althought I am not interested in Outer Worlds 2, maybe later....

>superhero guided by strong principles put in a tense situation where he maintains his virtues and suffers loss or breaks his moral code and does what was formerly unthinkable to him (like kill someone).

I unironically love this stuff.
I hope the writing really makes these decisions hurt.

>>724007906
I'm thinking who will be with you during the final fight will be based on your choices.

>>724007921
nigga you broke the streak

>>724007624
But you can't call me wrong.

>>724007921
Lol I got that too. Wanna go out sometime?

>>723997707
>"a hateful violent bitch with outbursts"
this is all a tsundere is, quit acting like they have any depth, they don't.

>>723995707
If you pick that long one, you get a trophy....

>all the endings have you dating the woman with no ass
so much for being able to choose right? this is a fucking telltale game

>>723995563 (OP)
>>723995707
What a bitch, made for hate sex

You get cucked by a guy with a mustache

>>723995563 (OP)
HOLY KINO LMAO
WHAT A FUCKING RETARD

>>723998720
The flying knife lady was my best and it seems she was also the best for a lot of other people. She has a good spread of stats.

>>723996190
>the board that outgays /lgbt/ every april's first is full of people who likes looking at dicks
Such a mystery

>>723995707
She's so perfect bros
And people are still trying to shill blonde whore?!

>>723996190
Daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks.

>>724008130
@Grok is this real?

>>723997413
I called him wet ponytail.
Then I threw alcohol at him. It was worth it because it burnt away his eyebrows. He's still missing them in chapter 2.

>>724008392
But I don't want the blonde whore

>>724007795
That's for getting donut in my keyboard, you fucking cunt!

>>724003131
based

>>724008507
You'll like her until she farts in her sleep

>>724008213
Only if you send me a lot of signals while we sit on a billboard and then I can awkwardly kiss you before you say it was a mistake. This is a deal breaker for me, sorry.

>>724008575
What's coupe's problem?
She has no emotions here

>>724008643
Before or after she starts chewing on your pillow?

>>724008603
Aww yeah, making bitches dry

>>724008015
>second season
>Robert now has to deal with this kind of emotional baggage, slipping into anti-hero antics

>>724003131
Pman would love to see this desu

>>724008695
Autism

>>723996190
>why the heck are you guys defending it so much this thread feels astroturfed
thats because it is, so many releases get their shills here

>>723997283
I got Corvidae Magic
sick I am Tzeentch, or at least a daemon

>>724008695
Assassin who also joked about hurting babies

>>723997283
>Power Dilution
>The ability to weaken the powers of others.
I exist purely to spite other supers. It would be a shame if I made you an ordinary human all over again.

>>724007851
Obsidian hasn't made a good game in decade and they always need a bette studio to pave the way.

>>724008603
>/v/ was an hero all along

>>724008695
I don't think Coupe hated what you did. She enjoyed it.

>>724008695
She doesn't like flamecunt obvs. She sucks leprechaun dick.

Does Waterfag need to drink water? His powers have some niche uses if not. His shit, piss, and vomit can be used for a mars colony water supply.

>>724006229
WTF SPOILERS?!?!

>>724008589
I don't care, I just hate mustache-men

>>724009319
>mars colony water supply
Anon we're never going there. Irl I mean. His water would have been used to waterboard children in Guantanamo.

Short hair doesn't mean tomboy. Where did this idea even come from?

>>724007371
nta but a real job is one where you make enough money to live semi-comfortably. That's it.

>>724009429
She acts mannish too, which somehow means sexo on here

Will they release the full game in it's entirety now that the leaks are happening?

>>724009429
>brown
>not a tomboy

>>724009498
Not at all. A real job is when you benefit society through your labour.

>>724009538
I would hope they would, its going to get even more widespread and more leaks of earlier episodes will happen

>>724009405
retard

>>724009516
she doesn't act mannish at all. what's your idea of mannish?

>>724009429
She is a tomboy.

Seems kinda lame if only two characters are romance options. Also Aaron Paul's voice work is 1000x better in this than Invincible.

>>724009695
>punching someone after getting pissed
That is mannish.

>>724009538
Doubt it.

>>724009649
Anon, 90% of modern jobs don't benefit society through your labor, or you're in complete denial about the actual benefit your personal job provides. It's only a very few jobs that are an active benefit.

>>724009802
That's my precise point. You are no better than a NEET and neither is the WFH leech.

If you really can't tell the difference between a tsundere and a tomboy you should stop posting for at least 5 more years.

>>724009754
How?

>>724009429
Tomboy is just a hentai doujin design nowadays.

>>724009892
Women slap.

>>724009971
How can she slap?

>>724009882
Anon, "get a real job" is a retarded statement. For all intents and purposes, a real job only needs to provide for your needs. What entails a "real job" is determined by the society those jobs exist in.
They're real jobs if they provide for you.

>>724009971
No they don't. They punch each other.
They slap men because they hope to not get punched back and know men are stronger.
In a world where super powers exist, that's not necessarily the case.

>>724010004
Retarded logic. Everyone knows what a real job is. Being a drug dealer/rentier/streamer may provide but it's not a real job. Get a real job white collar scum.

>>724009429
Pixie cut + brown
You'd better believe it's a tomboy. Or a lesbo. Or both.

>>724010108
She is a weakling whose only power is invisibility. Real life logic applies.

>>724010151
No anon, not "everyone" knows your personal definition of a "real job".

>>724010203
She's not lesbo, they're not making the same mistake Riot did with their tomboy. This one will be a romance option.

>>724009695
She chimps out like a tranny. That's a ma'an

>>724010262
Yes they do you self-conscious leech scum.

>>724010337
I don't wfa and I have a "real job" by your definition. I'm just pointing out your persnoal definition is retarded.
But you already know that and you're embarassed.
Bump limit hit, point given anyway

>>723995563 (OP)
nose ring.
immediately disregarded.

>>724004294
WEISS YOU DUMBASS

Can we bully them into releasing all the episodes early with these leaks?

>>724008575
I guess throwing alcohol is the "meaner" option and water is the "nicer" one.
Does anyone plan on going easy on Flambae or is everyone going to be rough?

>>724010657
>>724010657
>>724010657

>>723995563 (OP)
mechasisters, why is our hero so slow and retarded?

>>724010686
>nicer
If you alcohol, he loses his eyebrows
If you water, you also hit him afterwards which knocks his tooth out

>>724010765
He's a zoomer. You take away his technology and he's weak and feeble.

>>723999787
>slop
jump off a cliff you faggot

>>724008348
How disappointing.

>>723995563 (OP)
You wouldn't punch a black person.

>>724011035
he's pretty gay frfr

>>724006229
Oh no, she's flat assed!

>>724006229
Cute bunda

>>724007694
That's the image that made Psylocke my lifelong waifu, and I've always wondered who the chick in the back with Iceman is, who's with Beast, and who the black chick with Gambit is. I also thought it was weird how ok Scott is with Gambit trying to mack on his woman.

>>724010823
You don't hit him, that's the funny part. He just eats shit on an icecube and knocks himself out against the bar