Thread 723997515

ONIRISM 1.0 IS FINALLY OUT! NO MORE EARLY ACCESS!! GAMERS WON!!

Friendly reminder to laugh at shitposters.

ban steam charts threads

spingus status?

>BARELY above A hat in time CURRENT player count
Kek

>>723997693
Just recently added to the suicide watch list.

>>723997515 (OP)
>125 baguettes
dev starving avoided

Spingusisters I don't feel so good...

>>723997515 (OP)
CAROL SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CAROL SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CAROL SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO

Ragg's fast travel is in a new tab

dam you lose health on insomniac mode

>>723997760
I THINK WE HAVE A NEW CEO

To Choco.

>>723997515 (OP)
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>723997515 (OP)
Do real time reflections actually do anything in this game? I can notice changes with global illumination but I still can't see my reflection in water.

>>723997760
>BARELY above
so above and beyond

>>723997760
yeah but that game was made by trannies. onirism was developed by frenchies (which are probably the same but somehow even more mentally ill)

>>723997723
fuuuucckk oppai carol is the peak of perfection

>>723997957
Think it works on metallic floors in later areas

>>723997780
Let him eat cake.

Choco cake.

>>723997971
being above an 8 year old game is not a flex choco
it peaked at 7k players

Carol is tired of you.

This shit is confusing, can I change difficult on the same save file?

>Fantastical forest starting area
>Unga bunga orcs
>Headless magicians
>Slimes
>And also suicide bombers
A bit of an unexpected deviation from the theme.

>>723998016
shit taste

The fast travel portals are broken, you have to go to the fucking Raggs shop menu to do it
Also, the Windy Meadows is also broken, you can only fast travel to the beginning of the level and not to the safe area on the middle were the ammo refill is
This shit still needs ton of polish, but hey, I can hime cut blonde carol now, so it doesn't matter, right?
Fuck Choco

Peak at 250

so is it actually good if I don't care for lolis?

>>723998032
Then why did you bring it up? He was just responding to your false claim kek

>>723998016
She's a cutie pie

>>723998061
Suicide bombers are a staple of the genre

>>723998036
all right. so where do I get this outfit now? in fact where do I get all outfits? I have a save with areas unlocked up to marshmallot

>>723998016
flat carol beats all hag sag bag havers any day.

Post the game download already

>>723998126
Not really. It's a scrimblo shooter with poor gunplay and gay maps that are a bitch to navigate

wait, is this game cool now?
can i buy it today and pretend im a EA_veteran, shitting on new players

>>723998165
Oh I'm not saying it isn't, just that I didn't expect them right away.

>>723997515 (OP)
Lost my save apparently since I had to reinstall on a new PC ages ago and this didn't have cloud saves.
Looks like I'm experiencing all the kino from the beginning

>>723998126
Yeah it's fun as hell if you like a lot of classic games with its own unique twist to it

>Press Tab to open the map
>Nothing happens.
Wtf bros the keymap for opening the map doesn't even exist. Also, this games looks pretty.

>>723998065
hey you can grind your nasty peanut cock against her flat chest all you want, personally? i want to have some soft pillows around my magnum dong. Different strokes for different blokes.

>>723998108
mmm look at that crustyness. Which anti aliasing is this? is there even an option for fxaa/none?

>>723998126
Yes, i hype up the loli part to have a laugh, but i'm genuinely hoping this turns the heads of other indie devs to spark at least a small revival of the 3d platformer genre.

>>723998223
You shouldn't pirate games under $10

>>723998178
I got it in the spooky area at raggs, might be available earlier.

>>723997515 (OP)
>125
That means that everyone in /v/ is playing right now

kinda jank so far
i'm just at the beginning, but my explore autism kicked in
found a flare gun in an underwater cave

Should i get the game on Steam or wait for a console port?

>>723997515 (OP)
NEW PEAK BROS
SUCCESS CONFIRMED

>it's still priced the same as early access
Did the publisher fuck up again lmao

>>723998353
Get it on steam

>>723998249
We won... 140... we may beat Gollum

It has been a while since I played and the game looks and feels so much BETTER now holy shit, wtf, It feels like a steal to have gotten this game for 15 bucks a long time ago.

>>723997515 (OP)
IS *CLAP* THE *CLAP* C *CLAP* P *CLAP* MOD *CLAP* STILL *CLAP* BEING *CLAP* MAINTAINED* CLAP* (by Choco *golf clap*)?

perfect (so far)

>>723998314
Thank god for inflation, games 13 bucks

>>723998249
all the 141 pedos playing

>>723997515 (OP)
Wait, I'm not home, delay for launch 2 hours plz

IT'S TIME

Updating now. If that aim rebinding bug isn't fixed, I'm coming after you Choco you french fuck.

>>723998432
yes

also what the fuck

>>723998036
>>723998321
>>723998434
Holy SHIT so it's officially in the game now?
god damn i love these devs.

>>723998340
Good. If you like exploration you're gonna love this game. Disable outlines, it looks better that way

>>723998420
Gollum is at 758. No way bro

>>723998434
>she still has those short arms
ruined

Do I have to buy the game again or do I just update it if I already bought it?

>>723998037
Yes just return to main menu, select you save and choose a new difficult

>>723998513
holy shit WHAT? is this new?

>>723998586
update

>>723998249
AIslop WEGs sell more than this

It's the first time in a decade that I haven't been disappointed with a game release.

>>723998303
>mmm look at that crustyness. Which anti aliasing is this? is there even an option for fxaa/none?
I have "everything" on ultra, the game is just the usual Unity garbage

>>723997515 (OP)
is there no map? when the game told me to press tab for map nothing happens and theres nothing in the key mapping that says this

do i have to progress farther to unlock it?

>>723998541
where do i disable the outlines?

>>723998513
>>723998621
WTF, might get this with Serious Sam 4

>>723998126
It's TimeSplitters with GunZ The Duel movement and minigames like those old licensed PS2 games that were weirdly very entertaining.

>>723998621
>>723998513
>its real
what the fuck GO CHOCO

a Child ?

>>723997515 (OP)
>Mogged by a niche furry game
Lol, lmao

mogged by Out of the Park Baseball 26

>>723998641
Based devs I appreciate them a lot

>>723998707
I'm right at the beginning of the game and I can open the map with tab

>>723998707
>is there no map?
The map is you, the player.

>>723998727
I actually liked SS4 despite the reception it got here. I thought the dual wielding system was cool.

t. played it years after launch with all the patches and a 4090 to brute force bad performance

Sex mod status?

Poor Ems

>Posted without comment
>Except this one and the one above and the ones below
Enjoy your less successful launch. At least you can say you're not a scam like some others
>You know who you are.

>>723998687
they delayed the game several times and couldn't even get us some anti aliasing options
come ON

>>723998714
Should be a graphics setting?
Or, it used to be

>>723998707
No, sounds bugged. If you just started go North East, its west of the tower in the orange area.

fuggg the update failed because I forgot to free up some space now I gotta wait MORE

>Beat first boss
>Can't exit the area because door is re-locked
>Save point and ammo point are both blocked by invisible clipping
waoh...

>>723998778
Furfags kneel to Carol.

Are there any gamebreaking bugs or anything or is it fine to play?

>>723998876
i don't see it

The amount of self-posting by Chocololi is astounding. 6 fucking years for 150 concurrent players? Maybe your entire gameplan of "spam /v/ until the game comes out" wasn't a brilliant marketing plan?

>start the game for the first time
>game says that I already have 3 save files
>start the first one
>puts me immediately into the gameplay without even an intro
>go back to the main menu and delete those saves
>start with an empty file
>that just puts up the screen in pic related and locks up there
Nice game you have there frogs

Can we beat Family Guy's record?

>>723998982
Don't get your posts deleted here too bro.

>>723998920
Oh no, is this happening to every boss? I saw on the stream that it was happening to Aeon...
Wait a few hours for the hotfix I guess
>>723998979
Well, shit

Goty confirmed

>>723998778
>>723998791
>game peak still rising
>mogged
don't think so chud

>>723999020
>155 all time peak
damn, it's really that bad?

>>723998948
Any furry game without humans and the protagonist being a human male is always bound to fail. All they had to do was have a human male MC and it would've sold like hotcakes.

>>723998126
this game is a vehicle for loli porn, that's the implicit purpose of these threads. if you pay attention they advertise their discord and sex mods pretending to be "anon".

Guess the finak player peak

>>723997515 (OP)
>Get an infinite loading screen at riverside
Welp what shitty release

Cool. Onto the backlog it goes.

>>723999151
420

>>723998126
I care about lolis and still won't buy it because she looks like goblina

>>723999012
kek happened the same thing to me. It seems the game can't start if you don't use these save files that already start at 6 minutes.

>check previous save at the forge
>It's at 63% completion
Fucking hell how much content did they add

Kneel.

>>723999151
301

How do you open chests? Already found three chests with two stars on them and I have no idea what that means.

>>723998778
>>723999130
this kind of discourse is so boring

>>723999201
>current balance 196,804
jesus at least buy a few animated titty wallpapers

list of some odd things
>teleports send you to save points instead of other ragg shops now
>dreamstones still dont seem to have any purpose
>you cant unequip weapons anymore, just replace with another
>equipped gadgets are shown double in toybox
>some shops have exclusive hair dyes
>sometimes you cant interact with raggs shop until you re-enter
>teleporter isnt working, you have to use the menu for this
>if you use scroll wheel for toybox it jumps over most of your stuff making it impoossible to select some weapons etc

>>723999204
And yet she has a sex mod unlike all the lolis you care about. Curious!

my save left off at that scary slimy forest swamp area, should I start a new one or continue my current save?

>>723999151
5

>>723999217
That's amazing news holy heck

>>723999301
post this shit on steam you dingaling, they made a steam post telling us to report all the bugs so do it there not in this thread.

bots don't count pedo faggots

>>723999151
2,052,233

>>723999012
LocalLow/Crimson whatever, delete the saves there or just restart after deleting the saves in game

>>723999217
I had everything almost and was at 75%

>>723999282
It took mere hours for onibros to lose their smug? sad

>>723999404
>I-IT'S LE RUSSIAN BOTS
Uh-oh, shitposter meltdown.

post the mod

>>723999130
Pedo cope

>>723999301
>pedoshit game barely works
More news at 5

MARVINS MITTENS CHADS WON!

>>723999409
>LocalLow/Crimson whatever, delete the saves there
Already tried that and it just brings back those three saves.

>or just restart after deleting the saves in game
Same thing

This is pretty fun to mess around with, guess I'm spending the day grinding out pearls.

didnt they say there was also gonna be achievements for 1.0?

They should add a quick tooltip about what the modes are maybe.

Holy cinema.

>>723999084
I meant Aeon as the first boss since that's the first new boss. I guess I have to spend 15 minutes making a mod that lets me warp out of here

>>723999151
144

>its going down
Shillirism btfo

>>723999571
Unity update screwed that up they will have it probably in a few days

>>723999556
perhaps disable steam cloud saves?

do i have to be attracted to kids to play this?

>>723999151
922,532 peak concurrent.

>>723999613
She's bugged. Hotfix incoming, or you can use Dos (the teleporting Stand gadget) to find a way to bug out of the arena

Does the game run better now? Or will it still bring a GPU to its knees if you want a higher res?

She dropped some item called the super grip
>>723999687
apparently not

>>723999012
same i did verify files after and decided to just select a save and it finally started proper

couldnt find where the save files on my ssd are

Where did yhe 500k wishlist go

>>723999687
No, though it does enhance the experience.

>>723999687
No, but it certainly helps

Someone else can't open the map?

>>723999687
Yes.

>find and enter teleporter
>stuck on loading screen
I don't think you can call this 1.0

>>723999754
>kids or beasts
fair

>>723999778
>>723999786
neat

>>723999745
My gpu usage is still tiptoeing around 90% even capping the framerate to 90 at 1080p.

I didn't know there were so many Carols what the heck

COOL RELEASE PEDOBROS

>>723999184
Oh and btw wheres my achievements, didn't the developer tell us that there will be achievements?

Flat is beautiful.

>>723999624
>>723999627
it's joever

>>723999627
Everyone's getting stuck on loading screens apparently. Wonder how many refunds will be processed within the next 24 hours.

>>723997515 (OP)
So how is the actual game? seriously questionable vouched for it but I never see anyone except pedos talk about this game.

>>723999808
you got scammed retard, why would you buy this slop?

>>723999687
Afraid so

>>723998249
Call me when they reach Concord

>>723999891
Thanks.

>>723999897
Think he said the achievements and the online would be here in a few days.

most sex carol outfit?

>>723999878
Me and the boys walking into the Hellene Evil Sex Building.

>>723999981
French Touch.

>>723999928
It plays how you think a pedo third person shooter from a solodev plays plays

Is this game's entire playerbase the dudes on ATF and here? Cool that the Serious Sam bundle actually happened.

>>723997586
>>723997701
I don't know who this devil woman is, but I'm buying the game right now for her

>>723999582
Lemme take some guesses.
>FFA deathmatch
>Team deathmatch
>That one gamemode where you take a flag or crown or whatever from other players and try to hold onto it the longest
>Capture the Flag
>FFA King of the hill
>Team King of the hill

I'm a hebefag. How old is Carol? Does her model have buds?

>20minute thread
>160 replies
>Thursday night
AIEEEEEE

>>723999928
It's fun as fuck one the best games I've played in decades that reminds me of old games

>>723999936
And here I was, about to give 4chan.org my vast fortune in return for advertising space. After seeing this image, I think I'll advertise elsewhere.

>>723999627
Wait until the weekend you chu-ACK

>>724000068
>night
Muhammed...

>>724000059
She is 10.

>>723999457
you better start coping pedo faggot

>>723999657
The game doesn't even support cloud saves

>>723999808
>savefile is now broken and results in a permanent loading screen every time
uhh...

nigger faggot the game has like 20 modes apart from the main campaign. If the goal was to sell loli they wouldn't have added some much content. Me personally I would have focus on the campaign, coop and maybe a mode or two for pvp to see if it sticks. But I'm not the devs so.

>>724000119
OUT OF 18 !

>>724000036
>got zero replies
>pretend to be another anon
KEKAROO

>>724000120
You're literally begging people to not buy the game >>723999930 and I'm the one who must cope, fucking kek.

>>724000195
>puhpuhpuhplease grant me plausible deniability
No, pedo freak

>Fonally release 1.0
>Add a bitcoin miner that eat all GPU
>Make the game infinite loading screeen
I TIP MY HAT TO YOU CHOCO! THAT WAS A MASTERFUL SCAM!

>>724000163
Gumgum speedway does that too apparently, new save required

I am coping.

>>724000163
Glad to see your test build still works, pedodev!

It plays like Serious Sam made by an indie dev. Fun if you just want to mindlessly shoot things.

>>723998813
well i closed the game and unplugged my controller then loaded the game (again) and now map is working so maybe the controller was interfering or the game just needed to be reopened again... so many issues

>>724000267
onibros aren't being smug anymore that everyone's game is freezing and crashing. this isn't looking good for choco's image

Its probably best to just start a new save and wait for a 1.01 fix.

>>724000163
uhhh, i think you need to detele "that" mod, wait untill is updated

>the discord is already coping that Itl explode this weekend
Lmao

>>724000392
at least use a different gif every once in a whole

>>724000163
Look inside you save folder for backups, there's multiple backups made of your previous saves. It's under appdata/locallow/Crimson Tales/Onirism. I've had to do this after getting trapped in a loading screen like you before.

>>724000423
i'm trying to start a new save
I'm new to the game
but I just lost like 45 mins of progress because my savefile broke after entering a teleporter

>>724000481
it just exploded to 155

>>723999891
It's MAPBROS

a fix is coming
trust the plan

>>724000481
Why are you in a lolicon discord?

Why the fuck do the controls default to WSQD?

>>724000462
no mod, faggot
I'm new to the game

>>724000163
You have save backups in
Users\Admin\AppData\LocalLow\Crimson Tales\Onirism

You can find this folder by pressing windows key + r and typing
%APPDATA%\..\LocalLow
Then going to the folder

save0.json = save 1
1 = 2
2 = 3

>>723999808
>>724000163
this exact same shit happened to me lol
made a new save and just didnt use that teleporter and actually went to the objectives instead of exploring

looks like the steam forums are blowing up with the bug reports now, same locking issues and shit. how difficult is it to bugtest a game like this, especially when you get publisher help? woah.

>>724000481
cool, you can go back and not post here though.

>>724000481
It's over... we're not beating June 2025 A hat in time

>>724000398
>everyone's
And yet the player count has peaked. Not a very solid narrative you got going there.

>>724000481
I'm screencapping your post just to laugh at you when it doesn't happen

>>724000529
155 exploding to Carol? Madness.

>>724000267
nobody needs to beg, the game is shit and doesn't work, and youre getting embarrassed live infront of everyone as the thread progresses, again, better start coping pedo faggot

Imagine buying the game because of these threads seeing 1.p and getting this shit kek

so any new Carol Photos (CP) ?

I would like to apologise to alexxa chan. Your voice actually fits quite well.

>>724000564
No, i am refunding it.

>1.0
>even less functional than the previous broken version
You pedos seriously went to bat for this?

>>724000582
>the player count has peaked
Look at your confidence dwindle.

Help my game won't update

>the shitposter narrative has shifted from playercounts to L-LE GAME IS BROKEN (nevermind the fact the playercount has peaked automatically proving otherwise)
I'm nooticing.

>>724000660
kek me

works on my machine

>Retards pointing out the steam chat
It'll peak for real once the mod is updated

Git fucking shit on

>>724000795
restart steam

>>724000809
It's because nobody could possibly talk poorly of player count as high as 155

>>724000809
I know nothing about this game. I'm just shitposting for the love of the game.

>Tags:
>Cute
>Funny

I hate you all

Sorry Onirismbros... I cannot continue playing until the current bugs are fixed
I hope the playercount continues to rise without me

>>724000868
i think even i would hide this game

Hot fix is already being made check steam discussion

>>723999020
It just matched it >>724000853

>>724000564
>>724000567
It was this one
I guess it is broken
Luckily the save backup did work

>>724000868
Nobetasisters...

>>724000890
XD LE NONCHALANT REACTION PIC XD

This is so embarrassing for choco... Your big 1.0 release, six years in the making. I really hope he doesn't spend it all on blow before the refund requests come flooding in.

>>724000981
HAHAHA FAMILY GUY FAGS BTFO

>>724000868
I can't believe Nobeta is currently taking on 8 gamers at once.

Not beating Gardield Kart peak btw

>>723999020
>>724000981
Annnd it just beat it

Uh oh

>>723997515 (OP)
There's a bug with infinite loading that deletes progress and the devs are begging for good reviews in discord.

Maybe you should have tested your game, fucking idiots.

"I'm workin on it!"
YOU GO WORK ON IT! If the schizophrenics on the 4chan /v/ thread see these bugs they could spam the discussion and we'd have to move out of it?

Shit guys I think I may have overestimated my toaster.

What's this game about?

>>724001145
cool username

>>724001145
>hours
Dead on Arrival

>>723999624
>144

What is this contraption?

>>724001190
DO YOU REALIZE
DO YOU REALIZE
LET ME TELL YOU
IF THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT OF GREENE COUNTY SEES THOSE VIDEOS OF OUR HOUSE

>>724001145
Nice release pedoniggers

>>724001272
refills ammo

>>724001206
Child not being involved in any sex

>>724001157
>he's paypigged to use 4chan since 2021
LMAO get the fuck out of here faggot you have no place to talk.

>>724001272
A bunch of hands pop out and molest you if you step on it, so don't.
oh and it reloads your ammo.

>>723997515 (OP)
I wonder what did he mean by this

>>724001145
It's over.

>>724001192
You're gonna have to cap your framerate in your GPU settings anon. Otherwise the game is going to try and run at 1000fps because it's a Unity game.

Crazy that you can hate a game so much that you lurk its discord.

onibros... spingus won

>>724001340
CarolPhotos ofc

>>724001379
we must trust the plan

>>724001340
probably fell out of bounds and lost 30 minutes of progress
happened to me many times

For me when starting a new game it got stuck I think from clicking the multiplayer button on and off but when I restarted and just clicked a save and difficulty it worked

What's the game like? I always ignored threads because it was early access, now it's released I'm interested.

>>724001379
He won... A unquestionable defeat!

>>724001369
>OMG PLEASE LEAVE OUR DISCORD WHERE WE ORGANIZE OUR DAILY THREADS AND HAVE META DISCUSSIONS ABOUT HOW THE THREADS WILL DEFINITELY PUMP PLAYER NUMBERS UP!!!!
trans behavior

>>724001206
pedos steal ideas from much superior games and make a jank unityslop copy of it but youre supposed to want to play it because there's a child in it that the french faggot devs sexualize, also buggy as shit and the gameplay is complete ass, I wouldn't bother

>>724001515
Fun shooty and jumpy lots of content

>>724001369
It's well known that pedos are the most obnoxious subhuman faggots on 4chan so it's understandable.

>Language files are no longer uncompressed .json files in the game files
Was a nice short ride
Now I gotta find them again

>>724001379
>Siding with an obsessed xitterfaggot
You're no bro of mine, sis.

Maybe giving the game so much attention for 1.0 wasn't such a great idea.... Now everyone is going to know we're just pedophiles with no taste.

>>724001538
>HOW THE THREADS WILL DEFINITELY PUMP PLAYER NUMBERS UP!!!!
>trans behavior
It's working, isn't it?

Sex with Carol

>>724001562
You're fucking high

>>724001657
Have you given up your abusive ways yet?

>>724001657
You tell me

>>724001698
Someone make a Peter Griffin meme saying that

>>724001656
>suddenly

>>724001515
Third person shooter with exploration and platforming.

>>724001657
Sorry but these are not impressive numbers for a 1.0 release. I wanted to see you guys at least reach one tenth of Hat Kid's peak but it's looking more like a pipe dream. Maybe in another decade.

>spingus lurking the onicord and posting on cooldown
I don't think I've seen anyone this buckbroken before. Carol's game genuinely lives rent free in this dude's head.

>>724001716
He's just heavily coping right now. He'll be okay, give it time.

>>724001340
Checkpoints are annoyingly scarce and you get sent back to them if you die. You can lose a lot of progress.

>>724001716
trannies like you are burned by the truth

Sex without Carol

she can watch, if she hides (dont kill my bone)

>>724001769
lolno
Also I didn't mean to quote the non-greentext.
>>724001785
Looks like a success to me.
>>724001835
Most indie games don't hit those numbers. A lot of my favorite indie games have a peak of 100 or something.

>>724001836
Carol stop, my dick's not THAT small

>>724000752
I like it, she's got some bratty energy

>>724001958
I'm a man a redskin man

>>724001836
youre seething because your pathetic game is getting the shitting on it deserves, you'll be okay, give it time

>Imagine my shock when a 1.0 release means more people play the game
haters on suicide watch, "uhh its like the same 5 people bumping the threads from discord" my ass

>>724002001
Please be nicer to lolis

my wife, the buffalo XL machine gun

Why aren't we posting charts now? Surely, it's still on the rise, right? Surely, we haven't lost to Winnie the Pooh and Wheel of Fortune?

Flopped and shitted as it were

AHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ONIRISM! ALL THOSE THREADS FOR THIS?

>>724002062
>you'll be okay, give it time
Don't steal my lines. Rude.

>>724001339
2013 actually, but one time I bought a new one instead of renewing.

How else would I mobilepoat with my phone rangebanned?

>>724002112
Pedos have been silenced by Toy Story 3

>>724001206
A young girl's stuffed rabbit is stolen and she has to traverse the world of dreams to find the douchebag who did it.

>>724001515
Bit of a mixture of Ratchet & Clank and Banjo-Kazooie(more the former than latter), with a few drops of Serious Sam mob swarms.

>>723997515 (OP)
got to first checkpoint
liking the game so far
need to sleep now, cya tomorrow

>chart posting suddenly stop cuz it's going down
Keklmao!

>>724002090
My favorite is the BB gun shotgun that thing is op and that green rapid plasma laser rifle

>>724002208
>152 million players is low
its not 100m AAAA games but is ok

>>724002292
Carol is going down on me

>>724002078
You should be happy I'm never going to play Onirism, anon. If I end up liking Carol, I'm 100% drawing her getting snuff-murdered by a big pedojisan. I treat all the lolis I really like "very well" (笑)

>>724001562
I watched some vids and I don't see any pedo stuff, what are you on about?

>>724002359
That's just plain evil in my humble opinion...

>>724002270
I like the crash bandicoot kind of mini game level where it's all dark and you have the firefly as light guiding you but it has a limited time until it goes out so fun

>>724002208
More threads than sales, I bet.

>game with daily threads
>assume surely it has a dedicated community of a few thousand players
>1.0 release
>it tops out at sub 200
>regular numbers between 5 and 10
UFO50 gets fewer threads than this dead slop

>>724002262
>peak player count
>less than infinity and beyond
Sad.

>>724002464
Just saying, little girls and guns are a very lewd combination.

kek imagine shilling this garbage for 7 years straight and cant even break 500 player count, meanwhile zoomers are making meme games over the weekend and hitting it big.

Onirism hitting 1.0 has really shaken the haters up. What will they do when multiplayer hits?

>>724002530
onirism pedos are a loud minority

>>724002530
People try to play the game, get stuck in an infinite loading screen, then quit trying to play the game.

Not surprising in the least?

Time to start the game.

So begins the decline of the Onirism community.

>>724002303
That is abysmally poor for a game of this scope and scale.
He added multiplayer, right? What does the server browser look like right now?

>There are only 154 anon left on /v/
at least we finally know why hiromoot deleted visible IP count

Trannyrism pedonigger status?

>>724002530
Derek Yu is a cuck who praised Feminist Frequency and I'm glad you're seething that Carol's game gets more threads than it.

>>724002601
LWN only had a peak player count of 3.7k. I'm sure Onirism'll hit similar numbers.

>>724002090
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE the bunmancer costume actually won? Holy shit I'm celebrating

Nobeta WON.

COCO!

>>724002359
Cuteness aggression makes my stomach turn

Game of the year

>limit fps to 60 in game settings
>vsync on(180hz monitor, so 60 is perfect third)
>vsync forced on driver level
>limit fps globally to 60
>game still runs at 500+fps, GPU at 98+utilization and fans at 90% speed
help?

>>723997515 (OP)
:D

>>724002590
qt

>>724002601
qt

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>724002737
Nobeta wins because the dev knows exactly what he's about. Onirism would have sold gorillions if Choco was actually honest.

>>724002793
Go into your gpu control panel settings and set the max frames to 60 or whatever you want it at

>>724002690
don't care, spelunky is one of the greatest games of all time

>>724002793
Don't fall for scammer shills next time

>>724002758
Little girls with their cute parts showing make my balls churn!

>>724002863
>more players than a game based on a literal decades old, extremely popular character
Holy based.

>>724002640
2 hour matchmaking queue

>>724002884
>because the dev knows exactly what he's about
Aging up Nobeta in the (increasingly shitty) commissioned porn and in the sequel?

how do I disable the outlines?
someone told me you could in the settings, but I don't see shit

SEX WITH CAROL WHILE STEAM CHART FAGS WATCH!!!

>shillposts slowed to a crawl
Yep, they are scramblin in the 'cord right now

I forgot how much memory this game can use.

>>724002902
that's literally limiting fps globally to 60, which i already said i already did

>>724002952
>The multipler
Not in yet! Kek wait a few days please!

>>724002863
Owari da...

the little witch Nobeta is pleased for Carol's success, stop trying to create drama between them

>>724002953
>>724002640
>>724002303
Okay, but how many million viewers on twitch

>>724002952
This is some weapons grade cope

>>724003015
Refer to >>724002917

Carol confirmed popular. OniGODS literally can't stop winning.

>>724002859
I hope part 2 comes out sometime soon so I can enjoy more Taski babies.

>>724002793
>amjeet gpus be like

Jokes aside im hitting 120-140 in the open areas at 4k max on a 5090
I forgot how intensive or unoptimized this game is since i havent played since 2020

>>723997515 (OP)
bros
we're gonna beat concord

>>724003012
thank fuck i bought my 5060 ti 16gb recently, runs flawlessly maxed out 1080p. i'd push it to 4k if i had a 4k tv. never had a reason for getting one until now.

>>724002934
What cute part? Her face?

>>724003015
just keep running the bitcoin miner

The shills are actually getting drowned out in their own thread. This is how dire it is.

>>723997760
Peak concurrent has tripled!

>>724003169
pedos have no stamina...

>>724003169
its carolver

I play video games. What difficulty is engaging and not annoying?

>>724003062
I am not a retarded steam charts zoomie, I have nothing to cope with.
It makes -literally- zero difference to me if 10 or 1,000,000 people are playing a single player game, I get the exact same experience.

>>724003169
Niggershills lost
I won

>>724003121
Hearts, ovaries, womb, stomach, liver, ribcage, spine, brain, ears, arms, legs, knees, back, feet, navel, skin, muscles, nerves, mammary glands, fat, hair, skull, hipbones, femur...

BABE!

>>724000957
that's actually a decent roguelike

>>724003169
I WON

>>724003275
I just did the default difficulty

>>724003089
It's beating the plants vs zombies
It's beating the tormented souls
We win, sirs!

Sorry guys, I'm busy playing Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts 2

>>724002758
Let's keep away from that monster

>>724003286
Right lol this new phenomenon of number go up obsession is weird especially for single player games

>Oh cool I've been looking forward to playing this for real when 1.0 hit
>Apparently there's just glitches absolutely everywhere
Nevermind then guess I'll keep waiting

NobetaCHADS and HatCHADS stay winning.

>>724003402
I really hope no one gets scammed by that fuckin PvZ remake. That shit is genuinely a quarter-assed cash grab.

IM GONNA GET SUCKED

this house is a pain

>>724003445
You niggers spam the board for years, for the purpose of making the number go up....and now numbers don't matter....

>>724003474
AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>724003313
proof?

That's really embarrassing if it doesn't go past 160 kek

>>724003460
>glitches absolutely everywhere
It's one bug. It's a crippling one for sure, but it is one bug.

>>724003275
>>724003368
>not playing on hardest difficulty
Just refund the game faggots you dont deserve to play her game

>>724003515
I just started using 4chan again like a few months ago after not using it for years lay off the drugs

>>724003474
ITS UP

ok, guys, it's still not weekend.
it will rise to 500k tomorrow night... for sure

>>724003624
>I'm a huge newfag, so allow me to browbeat you
Good one

>>724003606
It was really only the drill prison break thing that was giving me a hard time

>>724003554
Here's Kaban-chan's cute corpse showing all her cutest bits, completely exposed and helpless and all for the world to see! https://files.catbox.moe/gop868.jpg

>>724003597
I love Onirism, but it's not just one bug... I had to stop playing for today because of broken scene transitions that mean I cannot progress beyond where the last patch left off

ONISISSIES.... WHAT'S OUR NEW COPE?? WAIT FOR THE WEEK END? FOR THE MOD UPDATE? FOR THE PATCH BECAUSE CHOCO WAS TOO BUSY JERKING OFF TO HIS DAUGHTER TO PLAYTEST THE GAME?

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE I'M SUCH A FLOP!!!! A WASTE OF TIME!!

>Erases 2 billion of the market
>Subhumans eat shit for their "investments"
CS shitskins in shambles RN.
PRAISE BE THE ALLMIGHTY GABEN.

Is Carol the most powerful character in all of vidya?

HOW DO I DISABLE THE FUCKING OUTLINES?

>>724003760
we'll beat BF6 on the weekend. just you wait

>>723998663
but thats the sad part of this timeline

Why does this game attract so much shitposting?

>>724003804
hopefully he'll do it to TF2 next. I'm sick of tradermains having such a stranglehold on what little remains of that game

>>724003708
I'm not a newfag sorry don't know what to tell you

>>723997515 (OP)
>mods are broken
RIP gotta wait until modders fix it.

>>724003837
Isn't that Adeleine? She can literally make anything by painting it.

Where do I find those mods?

>>724003883
Shitposters are permanently buckbroken by the fact they couldn't shitpost this game until it stopped development. So now you have at least two retards posting on cooldown in the most embarrassingly obvious fashion you could possibly imagine.

>>724003883
>OP shitposted about this game for 6 years
>Why does this game attract so much shitposting?
truly a mystery

>>723998513
I honestly chuckled on seeing this. Which party approval is necessary for bundling?

Blueberry's english voice is so cute...

>>724003748
what the fuck that's disgusting

>dev promises achieves on 1.0 launch
>no achieves + bug riddles release
>all-time peak is only about 2.1% of A Hat In Time's
You did it OP! You saved the game!

>>724004028
god, i need to finally finish this game

>>724004042
>So now you have at least two retards posting on cooldown in the most embarrassingly obvious fashion you could possibly imagine
You do this 24/7

>>724004007
just shout MOOOOOOOOODDSS

Wake me up when the mods are updated.

>Carol doesn't know how to use ladders
Is she retarded?

>>724004028
Gurumin was given away for literally free at launch to anyone that registered

>>724004084
I'd wager both publishers would have to agree so that's pretty funny

sex with carol

whoa there pedos, giving serious Sam 2 a run for its money!

Oh boy onirism!

>>723999624
that graph looks like my cock when I see a 10 year old girl

UPDATE. WE WON.

>>724004042
no one wanted to stop development of the game you retard
if they did we wouldn't have this hilarious fail of a launch
>600 btw

>>723998870
AA sucks anyway

>>723999586
New lore: Carol is Sam's daughter, some time after he pushed Mental's shit in for good and Earth is at peace.

>>724004283
chat isreal?

>>724004257
You're not very big...

>>724004209
I was given Onirism for free as well as many others. Your point?
The problem isn't accessibility, it's the quality.

>>724004208
Powerup, you get it soon.

>58GB game

Holy fucking shit, her cunny better be fully rendered

God I can't wait for online

>>723998498
CHOCO YOU FUCK THE MOUSE BUTTON REBINDS STILL DON'T WORK
REEEEEE

>>724004296
>no one wanted to stop development of the ga- >>723997586
The shitposter screams in pain as he hits you.

>>724004370
The quality of the game or the quality of the players? Genuinely confused by what you mean.

>>724004359
for you

>>724004330
This game is spiritually Israeli.

>>724004042
Kek, your attitude changed a lot in a short amount of time. I'd hate to be you right now desu

PLEASE DON'T BE STUCK AT 161 PLEASE

>>724004426
That guy looks 43

>no eye color option
WE'RE SO CLOSE.
SO FUCKING CLOSE.

>>724004423
The imp enemy has 4 million polygons in her butthole

>>724004445
How could that possibly confuse you?

>>724004509
No, he looks 17, can't you read?

TOTAL
CAROL
RAPE

*siiiiiip*

>$11
Why is it so cheap
>serious sam bundle
cute

how do i break this?

I wish you could play as a boy

>>724004423
blame ue5

carol won

>>724004457
Well congratulations. You got yourself hard. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

>>724004426
>me irl
Got carded at the liquor store yesterday. Kid who was no older than 22 looked at my ID and was just like "oh. wow, sorry dude, damn."
Apparently having hair over the age of 21 is an accomplishment these days.

>>724004618
need an umbrella powerup

>>723997515 (OP)
Okay tell me when it costs five bucks.

Devs should have worked with the ATF modders to make that mod part of the game and it would have gotten way more players tbqh. Loli coomershooters are an untapped niche.

>>724004540
The sentence is vague enough to be interpreted either way.

Guys we delayed it to make it extra super awesome good at launch.
>OH SHIT OH FUCK PATCH IN A FEW HOURS WE PROMISE OH FUCK OH SHIT OH BEANS

>>724004679
Why would he say sorry, looking young is a positive

>discord is asking choco to give out free keys to boost player numbers
>choco is leaving them on read
Lmao

shitism is a flop
I won

>>724004436
How does it feel that your shill campaign was a complete failure and you'll never be able to undo it all?

>>724004667
not the first guy but in my case im gonna play some onanism

>>724004802
choco is busy begging chatgpt for a fix to the infinite load screen

>t-t-the game is broken! n-nobody is playing I swear!
>meanwhile
The narrative... it's crumbling...

>>724004707
>umbrella powerup
holy bologna
They actually are ripping off A Hat In Time
dropped

That's what the dev gets for not going all out on the cunny fanservice.

Surely "cute" and "funny" being the top two tags isn't down to JUST the efforts of 4chan-goers.

>>724004887
Flopped and shitted anon, also why aren't you showing the viewer count lmao

>>724004774
Because it's an annoyance to be asked for your ID when you're 37 and have cash in hand and are just trying to buy some beer and go.

>>724004989
consider that "sneed", now said by the entire world, was started by 4chan

I never laughed so hard at a game launch before, what a fucking pathetic load

>>724004283
Goty confirmed

>notch gave out keys
>ape gave out keys
>warframe gave us early access keys
>war thunder gave out promocodes
>0 codes for pedoism
It deserves to flop ngl

>>724001145
thats the risk of evening go-live. you ain't sleeping tonight boyz

carol sisters...

How is this piece of dog shit almost as big as elden ring? Wasn't it 40gb a week ago?

>>724004426
I look like this and do this

>>724005090
Bro it's almost at 200!

>>724001206
basically DOOM/Sam crossed with Alice in Wonderland

>>724005161
>10^321 viewers
wew

>>724005090
We all knew this would happen. They wasted 5+ years of their lives shilling daily for no payoff.
This and the CS market crash. What a great day.

>>724005120
Why are you begging for a code for a pedo game?

We need voice clips from carol taunting enemies to reply to the samefag with.

>>724005090
>I never laughed so hard at a game launch before
Fallout 76? Pokemon Scarlet and Violet? Balan Wondersneed?

>>724004656
It's made on unity though?

>>724002793
>>724003101
>game is still unoptimized
wtf? what was the point of the release then

>>724005090
How new?

>>724005316
Shore up some sales from a failed early access daily shillthread campaign

>>724005280
ONIRISM WON

Carol tardwrangles the rabid seethers within yet another 500 post extravaganza once again.

Can't defeat the queens.

>>724005316
LWN, AHiT, Demon's Turf, Frogun, and Sakuna of Rice and Ruin were just as buggy on their initial releases too. Let's be generous and give the dev time to iron out the bugs.

>>724005280
All horrible games but they each have their own appeal to a niche audience.
What does onirism got? nothing. Do you think that peak player count is going to continue rising tomorrow? lmfao this is as "good" as it gets.

>>724005280
Fallout 76 and star field has to be the worst launch in history

Game needs objective markers.

>quadruples peak players
>schizos want to claim this is a loss
Carol stays winning.
>>724005487
press tab

Honestly, I'm having a good time. The saddest thing about the chart stuff to me isn't that someone's narrative is being fulfilled, but just that a genuinely fun game is honestly probably going to shoot under so many people's radars. I'm not sad for the game or the dev, but sad for the people who will miss out on it.

>>724005467
Not one of those games was in early access hell for 6 years

>>724005486
>star field
lmao completely blotted out that piece of shit from memory. All the videos I've seen even covering the game and its many flaws help illustrate just how forgettable it is despite being Todd's supposed masterpiece.

>>724005471
But I am the niche audience, I dont give a shit if it doesnt sell

>>724005467
Pretty much all those games we're developed in several less years. This is a scam admit it.

>>724005558
AHIT was in development for 5 years AND it had gorillions of Kickstarter bux at its disposal. Also don't forget the dogshit Switch port.

>>724005537
>QUADRUPLES
Lmao

>>724005467
I really need to get around to playing all those games instead of just fapping to the porn

>>724005645
>>724005558
Onirism has to be judged by different standards because it's just a much larger game compared to all of them. It's more like a AA game if anything.

>>724005537
How are people playing when there's an infinite loading screen when starting a new file? Just toughing it out with old fies?

>>724005552
We've been saying that shit for years. Despite the 'uooooh' picture everyone paints of it, it's a genuinely solid game made with passion, rather than for profit, with tons of references to, and inspiration from, other games.

>>724005672
Not one of those games was in early access hell for 6 years

>>724005590
You don't make threads daily for over 5 years begging people to buy it if you don't care about sales.

Carol Photography !

>>724005729
Im on a new save. I restarted the game once and it fixed it.

Ghostsugaki is not impressed

>>724005764
Ive never made a thread about it

>>724005779
>Child Playing Onirism

>>724005798
desperate narrative because the numbers are pog and you're stomping your foot and turning red and making steam whistle noises about it

>>724005854
Then stop sweeping for the pedo shill game, homo

>>724002454
Hes a mentally ill retard from (ironically enough) Carolina who's dumb enough to have his online presence in such a way that you can find his high school friends who are actually leading productive lives while he runs a one man crusade against a French indie game

>>724005934
Why, its really good

Chocololi is 100% insane.

>open game
>get ears ass blasted
why is this game so loud man

>>724005918
>numbers are pog
30,000 copies sold (allegedly) and 160 peak player count on launch is winning?

>

>>724005934
>L I T E R A L L Y begging people to stop talking and buying and playing the game

Its back

>erm actually it's just one guy
That would be a valuable argument if the discord wasn't talking about running defense in this thread right now to help boost sales....

>>724005729
I haven't run into the infinite loading screen yet. But I'm a new player with no other saves prior to this so I dunno if that has anything to do with it.

>>724006017
Even if all 30k copies were sold 25% off, that's still $404.7k. That's really good for six years of work.

>>724006145
do NOT step into any teleporters and it should be fine

>>724006052
how's the 'cord op going, onibro? think we'll hit 200 in 2035?

dev trying to figure out how to pay his loans after this horrendous flop
>>724006125
please post screenshots, I don't want to join that discord to witness their tears.

>>724006125
And you're not posting proof of that despite desperately spamming random profiles in the previous thread because = ???

>>724005090
>what a fucking pathetic load
thats what your gf(male) said

>>724006125
AT LEAST 80% of the shitposting is very, very clearly made by the same guy, yes.
Being "anonymous" only works if you don't spout exactly the same shit over and over.

>>724006125
I don't give a fuck what faggots on discord are talking about. I don't give a shit if people are planning raids FOR or AGAINST anything. I am using fucking 4chan.

Check steam stats. We just beat DOTA 2 and Counter Strike.

Sharty lost

bro

>>724006167
>70% from valves cut 280
>60% of that after french income tax 168
>over 6 years
Congrats on 28k a year....

>>724005869
>Child Playing Onanism

>>724006125
>about running defense in this thread right now to help boost sales....

Fucking what? Why do thye think winning over /v/ is the key to this game's success? This game has BARELY had any kind of ad campaign but instead 6+ years of near daily threads by the devs. When is enough enough? This strategy was retarded to begin with.

>>724004774
Babyface is not a good thing for a man

>>724006236
bro, why are you alt tabbing? shouldn't you be helping choco right now?

>>724006236
>>724006232
>post proof
I'm not outting myself to you psychos, but I see all your messages.

I'm glad I didn't finish my indie game, I wouldn't be able to handle the disappointment of selling 160 copies on launch and I probably would be as bad at shilling it

>>724006431
>>724006461
>still no proof
Alt-tab and bring us some juicy screenshots. Oh wait, you won't because you're a little bitch.

>no teleport for celestial forge
fucking why, this area is pure cancer and now i have to navigate through it from the very beginning again

>>724006125
prove it then, post the chat
oh wait its bullshit like usual

>>724006512
Imagine being this guy >>724006524
and this is what your six years of daily spam has done for you

>>724004028
Hey, I just bought this. It's fun.

Amazing game 10/10

subtitles don't match the dialogue in quite a few places

Where's that fag who spams the same screenshots every single thread who jokingly says
>all me
Pretending there isn't a dedicated shilling team for this shit?

I'm being nice today OP. The game is released, so I'll allow your threads and not consider it advertising.

>>724006850
Don't you have a joke to steal somewhere, janjan

ETA on lewd mod working?

>>724006850
Thanks, cuck.

>>724006787
all me

>>723997515 (OP)
>cute
>funny
they know their audience

>>723997515 (OP)
I've been following this , does this have an online/coop mode? I might get it

>>724006961
will release later this week

>>724006961
yes but due to a unity patch it won't be in the game for a few days

>>724006929
Nah Steam tags are based on user input.

>>724006961
It will in an update soon. There's offline mp and the online mp is ready they just have to fix things a unity update broke

Replaces carol in the team since this shit crashed and burned when?

>>724006850
>reveling your janny status
IIRC isn't this grounds for losing your janny privileges?

>>724006578
Onisissies.... we lost... our peak was 1 hour ago...

No oppai no buy

>>724007040
>irrelevant jap loli negro begging to be in the team
Ahahaha oh no no no...

seriously that sex mod is gonna go hard as fuck when they add in the new english VO

https://voca.ro/12KWddsACGdQ

>>724007040
Please leave Black Panda's games out of your shitposting, anon. Thank you.

I, JIREN-SAMA, EMPEROR of /v/ and the HALLS of /a/, PROUDLY REIGN OVER:

OSHITirism, shilled by 1 faggot for 5 years only to end up being 58GB with a sub-200 player count.

SHITrol, my one true jester and slave.

SHITman AKA SHITdai Prejean, my other jester and slave.

Hat SHIT, who is forever stained by a trans flag and will NEVER get a sequel.

SHITley, BETRAYED and TRAPPED in Wario's SHIT and FINISHED franchise.

NIGGERoll, a character only known by secondaries, only appearing the WORST games in her own series.

JOBffrey Epstein, whose """power""" I am not scared of (I hope he doesn't kill my beloved puppets, but I am too AMUSED to help them...)

>>724006850
This is just as patetic as the "im a volunteer moderator" post, fuck off

I have contacted Ross Moldman of Ross's Game Dungeon to do a video on hit game Onirism and we can expect a video in 2-3 years
then the numbers will go up

>>724007148
seriously you brownoids are the worst posters. This reads like abuelita burned your burrito this morning

https://voca.ro/1kKfSpih7N0Q

>>724006145
I had it on loading a new save, restarting fixed that. I got it after taking the first challenge teleporter though. What >>724006205 said

Shartyfags are deranged

>>724007148
Jiren-sama.....won....