Thread 724001493

This is the wokest ending to a videogame ever made

>>724001493 (OP)
this is the lowest effort bait ever made

>>724001493 (OP)
explain how its woke, scientifically.

>>724001893
>abandon your homeland goy, it's just a clump of soil

>>724002140
Firstly, yes. There's nothing special about lines in the sand.
Secondly, there's nothing to do in WW's world. No agriculture, no room for expansion.

hardspace shipbreaker.

>>724001893
>Your country was never great! You should never restore it!

>>724002140
>>724002536
Imbecile. Why are you people always such subhuman in your critical thought?

I immediately came up with how to make King of Red Lions come across as the chuddiest chud with his logic, let's see if you can work those anemic brain muscles.

>>724002536
>Just deal with the endless, eternal curse on your land and hope the Hero emerges (he didn't last time and that's why we got fucked to begin with)

>>724002328
>There's nothing special about lines in the sand.

>>724002140
isn't hyrule at this point pretty much dead? like it is pretty much just a bubble under the ocean with like three people in it

>Raise Hyrule
>Everyone living on the islands is now at the top of a fucking mountain
>Countless casualties

>>724003048
I covet Zelda’s winds
*inhales deeply*
Jesus Christ yes, this is the essence of girl in games…

>>724001493 (OP)
>>724002140
>>724003150
Hyrule was eventually recovered anyway

>>724003337
That's a different continent.

>>724002328
You are a dumb nigger.
A people build a nation.
It is infact important.

>>724001893
>>724001493 (OP)
>>>>woke
it's antiwhite.
Stop being a cuck.

>>724002140
>>724002536
Hyrule technically isn't this Link or Zelda's homeland given how the game plays out.
No one had been there for like 300-500 years.
Their home land is the islands that exist at the mountain peaks.
Which was under threat of destruction by Ganondorf.
So they did infact save their homeland.
Then even rebuilt a new Hyrule years later, to honor where their ancestors came from, and their original history.
It's fine.
It aint that deep anon.

>>724003150
Just climb down nigga it's fine.

>>724002140
The options were let Hyrule drown or let Ganondorf conquer it again, and Ganondorf conquering Hyrule was the whole reason it was sealed away in the first place. And at that point, Hyrule was a ghost kingdom, ruled by a ghost king. The old had to burn so something new could grow.

>>724002328
>There's nothing special about lines in the sand.
That's true if you ignore several millenia of evolution
No land means no food, which means death. Pair that with an innate instinct to survive and suddenly those pesky lines in the sand mean something

>>724003415
thanks chatgpt

>>724001493 (OP)
I love how everyone hated the shit that came after and Nintendo immediately went back to Hyrule

>>724004987
They always leave Hyrule every once in a while. Link's Awakening, Majora's Mask, Oracle of Ages/Seasons, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks. It's good to leave Hyrule once in a while.

>>724004987
Everyone loved Twilight Peincess and hated Wind Waker

History has been completely rewritten

Call me a brainlet or whatever, but these speculative type of investments seem useless to me until someone actually pays for the skin, right? So really the value is zero until someone agrees for a specified price.

What an absolutely dogshit thread

>>724005105
They didn't treat it like a journey to Labrynna or Holodrum or whatever. They said Hyrule was dead and drowned, shat out one of the worst games in the series in Phantom Hourglass, then went back to Hyrule and pretended none of that happened. It's just funny

>>724005230
Twilight Princess was Hyrule, I'm talking about the shitty post-WW games

>>724002140
>your homeland
link and zelda's homeland is the islands in the sea, not the king's or ganon's hyrule.
hyrule itself is not worth saving. it's a cursed landmass.

>>724001493 (OP)
>another "this old game was woke" thread

Why isn't Toon Link as cute?

>>724001493 (OP)
>leave this land behind and colonize a new land!
sounds pretty based

Why is drowning Hyrule the only power the GGs possess? Are these niggas really just a cosmic water hose?

>>724007990
Yeah, why didn't they just retroactively prevent all of the villains from ever existing so nothing bad ever happens and we don't have a game to play oh wait I answered my own question.

>>724008145
isnt it because Din is a little bit of a shit?

Hyrule is a shithole tbf

>>724001893
>privileged king of the goddesses' chosen people telling the cursed Gerudo king to piss off with it because he's literally never going to be allowed to have nice things or else the goddesses throw a temper tantrum (see: the flood)

>>724008379
See, stories would be so much better if all fictional characters were just perfect logic bots that never make mistakes. I mean, stories would be a lot more boring, but at least my autisms would never be triggered by seeing fictional characters not perfectly minmax their way to resolving the plot before it even begins. And isn't that what really matters?

>>724008145
I mean, you could write a story without omnipotent entities that act simultaneously as plot holes and conveniences. You're describing their existence within the plot as a necessity, when it's just a result of stupidity and sloth.

>>724008487
Hyrule is Indian Heaven.
>rupees are everywhere
>there's like one toilet at most in the entire kingdom, if you're lucky

>>724008596
Din isn't a character.

>>724008487
>>724008680
> These two statements are not contradictory.
Kek.

>>724008701
The point is, I don't like that plots exist, because they require characters to not be perfect, which triggers my autisms, and avoiding anything that triggers my autisms has become my entire life, so we need to pick apart every plot with endless why-don't-they-justing until storytellers everywhere finally throw up their hands, pack it in and stop writing stories that trigger my autisms.

>>724008943
Have you ever considered Teletubbies? It sounds like the perfect piece of media for you.
There's no plot, so all mistakes made by the characters are purely organic and for the sake of jiggling keys in front of toddlers rather than contrivances to keep the conflict going.

>>724008943
I'm glad we agree.

>>724009113
Mmm, no, I'd rather destroy the entire concept of fiction entirely. It's the only way to make sure that my autisms are never triggered again.

bump

>>724009239
Teletubbies is a documentary

>>724009239
Yeah, but real life is full of mistakes that result in needless conflicts too. You should probably just kill yourself and end your suffering, I hear literally nothing happens in oblivion so there's no mistakes to worry about, just nonexistence with no senses of any sort, including that autism of yours.