Thread 724019556

>$70 game
>no jump button

>>724019556 (OP)
paxton is weak, so he can’t climb

>>724019556 (OP)
>what is rotom glide

>>724019556 (OP)
homosexual terraformar

>>724019556 (OP)
Whats worse is you have to get halfway through the game to get the fucking jump button. FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE

>>724019556 (OP)
he could've made it by rolling from the corner

>>724020780
>waaaah [nintendo game] isnt blocking my progress arbitrarily with item gates
>waaaah [nintendo game] is blocking my progress arbitrarily with item gates
I have TGF (Total Gamer Fatigue)

game only lets you climb slanted surfaces
As a slant himself he should know better

>>724019556 (OP)
>had time to make crossdressing faggotry content
>had no time to add jump button to the game
Gay Freak at it's finest

>>724019556 (OP)
This dude looks like an orangutan

>>724019556 (OP)
I don't care.

>>724023085
in fairness getting a jump to work is way harder than not adding in a distinction between male and female models.
Id think it was genuine laziness if they hadnt also donated to blm.
Then again, for a 100 billion dollar franchise 200k is basically like giving your leftovers to a hobo so he'll stop asking for cash.

>>724022905
Tell me FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE would you lock the damn jump button away for half the game when all of the jumping puzzles are just right there at the start.

>>724023150

that's an insult to orangs

there's something weird about watching grown ass men play pokemon in a way that is uncanny even for a nintendo fan. It's one of the only series nintendo produces that genuinely feels Fisher Price / Bluey-tier in terms of demographic. Like watching this webm has an inherent cringe factor that donkey kong or mario kart doesn't have.

>>724020780
>FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE
It takes place in a single city, they had to block progression somehow. Even if it's completely retarded.

>>724024379
It could have been double jump, but then maybe double jump is weird in a pedo walking sim.

>>724024308
Notice how every Nintendo game gets a fair amount suggestive shilling on /v.
> Splatcoom
> Zelda ass
> Purah r43
> Bananza feet
> Now this game
It's safe horny targeted at manchildren (although Zelda ass is kinda classy, she's a princess after all).

>>724019556 (OP)
You lost.

>>724019556 (OP)
>nooooo but it's not realistic
Why do westerners struggle with the concept that they're playing a video game so much? It doesn't matter that "not being able to get up isn't realistic" the challenge is to roll to the corner

>>724024379
It doesn't even block progression. The only intended use for it is in stupid jumping puzzles and half of them can be beat without it anyway

Why would you even want a jump button? Are you trans?

>>724025412
I think there are some buildings you can't get on top of without it but I didn't try to get onto every single building in the game.

>>724019556 (OP)
Why are males so bad at videogames?

>>724022485
Indeed. It’s just a demon’s souls style throwback. Isn’t it normal to attempt things again after first failing? Or do zoomers just give up and walk away lmao

>>724019556 (OP)
Don't care, finally finished last main story mission. Now 5 more rounds in order to be able to plap Jacinthe's dark pussy over and over in Side Mission 119.

I like it.
https://files.catbox.moe/o0nzif.webm

>>724025412
If gamefreak understood what fun is they would instead have your Pokémon help you with the platforming.

>NOOOO WHY CAN'T I SEQUENCE BREAK
that said it should be higher

i'm just happy that they finally changed something. for once its not an identical game, there's battling in it now. the battles are actually fun instead of something i want to avoid as much as possible.

>>724019556 (OP)
Why does it look like this guy is using a filter to give himself lighter skin and blue eyes

>>724023085
>>724023752
There is a jump button. Your ilk kept spamming fake news like the one-model theory, broken floors, etc. that have all failed. Now your “no additional moves” line is being trashed as it rightfully should. Everything people claimed about this game before release is turning out to be false.

>>724027176
Except that the game is still not fun.

Is he this by normal the get?

Does so she but know then?

Isn't does that the she a bit too you are that young?

>>724025994
But in Demon's Souls you can vault up and over waist-high ledges...

>>724029320
You can vault here too, but only up inclined planes (including roofs).