Thread 724028661

What's his name again?

Real hero reporting in.

>>724029083
I do hope whoever was your #1 most sent in episode 2 gets a small shoutout

>pay full price for a game
>get to play 1 1/2 hours of it a week
lmao

>>724028661 (OP)
SAY HELLO TO THE BAD GUY

>>724029167
>pay

>>724028661 (OP)
RAZOR RAMON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKlICf9ye-4

>>724029083
So there's 2 seats empty. One is Invisigal but who's the other?

>>724029298
Waterboy can join the squad at some point

>>724028969
Best answer.

>>724028846
Freedom force is an extremely fun game, nobody makes these kind of games nowadays

so is there no option to just remain quiet?

>>724029629
No. Which is odd.

>>724029679
Date?

>>724029629
Remain quiet would actually be the correct answer in some of these situations and that would mean they need to have more than 1 outcome

>>724028661 (OP)
spanish gigachad for spics to self-insert that they look or sound like that

>>724029681
Thought so. I tried that and it auto picked some bullshit line. Super gay.

Will Flambae betray us later on?

>protagonist actually takes shit seriously and doesn't tolerate their villain bullshit
pleasant surprise

>>724029679
Perfect wife material.

>>724029679
She would be cute if she lost the earrings and grew out her hair.

>>724029837
Might be a flashback to their fight

>>724029837
I don't think so. He'll be a whiny mess but eventually get his crap together.

>>724029895
and used more make up, got breast augmentation, and wore more feminine clothing, cleaned up her potty mouth

>>724029995
doubt it, he probably joins shroud

>sonar femboy mode where he sucks your cock vs sonar beast mode where he assrapes you
im thinking... based.

>>724030238
stop choosing the faggot lifestyle

Does Invisigal need to hold her breath to stay invisible? Is that why her asthma flares up so much doing routine shit?

>>724030087
I don't know, perhaps he might. It'd be interesting if depending on your dispatching and action towards the z-team one or two members will go awol and join shroud. Though I doubt AdHoc thought that far ahead. But in terms of usual suspects. I think Waterboy will be the mole. It's the same old schick. The most pathetic character that's mostly unassuming is a bigger mastermind than we thought. Think Professor Quirrell from Harry Potter.

>>724030314
That's what her bio says. But it looks to be entirely selective and plot dependent. She sure sat a long time in that conference room not breathing.

>>724030314
>Does Invisigal need to hold her breath to stay invisible?
yes

>>724030314
Its very selective, feels like a cover. You were changing with BB for like 2-3 minutes and you are telling me she held her breath that long?

>>724030409
>She sure sat a long time in that conference room not breathing
yeah that was shit

>invisigirl gets blood on her
>the blood doesn't turn invisible with her
Explain to me how this works. It seems like bullshit.

Since invisigal like scars, do you have any anon? I have one on my chin and right arm

>>724030664
old movie cliche to make the invisible person visible
It has only ever made sense when the person was naked the whole time. Or they were wearing some mcguffin fabric that turns invisible with their body

>>724030664
She can't turn other people invisible?
Blood is technically still a part other person

>>724030664
her biggest weakness revealed, facials.

>>724029995
So he's legally-distinct Rex Plode?

>>724030770
shut up faggot

>>724029629
They paid for Aron Paul and you are going to hear his deadpan delivery of a millennial zinger whether you like it or not.

Right so apparently if you french kiss invisigirl and she turns invisible you'll be able to see your spit in her mouth.

Because that makes sense.

>>724030893
Rex Splode.

>>724029775
>spanish

>>724030910
Make me

>Can't even clean the files to stop spoilers right
fucking adhoc i swear
incompetent pieces of shit
now the hypes all gone

FUCK

>>724030882
that would make sense if she couldn't turn her clothing invisible with her, but she can, so the blood/donut filling or anything else should also turn invisible

>>724030948
Jessie?

>>724030984
Legally distinct Johnny Storm, more like.

>>724030976
>cum inside invisigal
>she turns invisible and you can see your cum floating in the air
Kind of hot ngl.

>>724031108
Johnny needs to ditch the terrible mustache. Reed needs to get rid of the beard too. Facial hair is for fags.

>>724031183
lmao this twink fag can't grow facial hair

>screenshots leak
>Now I can't come here because someone will obviously spoil things sooner or later.
It was fun to enjoy these threads for a day, a shame they lasted so little.

>>724031183
Sorry bud. Marvel is insisting upon him keeping it.

>>724031243
it only spoiled Shrouds identity
THINK OF ALL THE AMAZING WEEK TO WEEK WATERCOOLER DISCUSSION YOU WILL BE MISSING OUT ON

>>724031301
why is spider-man dressed like a faggot

This is the gayest version of superheroes I've ever fucking seen. Shit should be about fighting crime, aliens, supervillains and everything in between, not petty drama between characters that behave like faggots on a discord server. I fucking hate this style of 3D animation too, it reminds me of that garbage recent X-Men show where everything is 3D with a filter over it because 2D animation is dead these days.

>>724031383
He dressed that way since the 80s. btw Johnny is swimming in Iceman's body.

>>724031490
>He dressed that way since the 80s
>>724031383

>>724030987
I've never seen an Afghan character in a video game before, huh

>>724031334
Dont they mention who he is ingame?

>>724031698
yes

>>724031550
Yes.

Now that shit's spoiled, they should just release the whole game immediately.

>>724031758
>>724031816
Not really a spoiler then. I'm trying to avoid episode 3+ spoilers but here I am..

>>724031852
not gonna happen
THINK OF THE ENGAGEMENT
WEEKS AND WEEKS OF ENGAGEMENT
GET HYPED
MEET BY THE WATERCOOLER
DISCUSS THE TV- I MEAN GAME

>>724031490
Why was the 80's so fucking gay?

>>724028846
based

>>724031852
It's not critical unless the leaker uploads "romance" scenes since 95% of people, evidently, watch it for that.

>>724031925
well we did see that you end up getting the option to strangle Shroud to death or let invisislut stab him. But we already knew it was going to end like that anyway.

>>724031953
You tell us.

>>724031816
>>724031953
makes sense why the xmen 97 show was so ultra faggot coded

>mecha pilot
>ugly as fuck suit
If the main guy's gimmick is a mecha/power suit, couldn't they get a good designer for that at least?

>>724028661 (OP)
His name is No Flambae Romance No Buy And Not Even Pirate

Is this your marriage material?

>>724032093
I dress like this

>>724032286
...is your pic supposed to be one of these "good designs"?

>>724032286
You call this ugly? Sure it's not what you see in Mecha nowadays but it's not bad at all.

>>724032412
No. This is. >>724029437

>>724032412
Yeah, pretty much

>>724032286
that looks like shit

ACK!

>>724032348
True.

>>724029837
Flashback scene is obvious. Possibly we're gonna learn he had unknown history with the Z-Team.
Reminder that only Invisigal knows he's Mechaman and Coupe was laughing at all of Mechaman's millenial zingers against Flambe.
Also they were all immediately interested in Mechaman.
Might come up that batboy actually did hear that whole argument.

>>724032286
>>724032476
ENTER

>>724030467
She's really good at holding her breath.
Imagine the pool blowjobs, Vox Machina proves that's Laura Bailey's fetish anyway.

>>724033002
[PUNT]
[STOMP]

>>724032930
>Reminder that only Invisigal knows he's Mechaman and Coupe was laughing at all of Mechaman's millenial zingers against Flambe.
In the last episodes thus far but in this snippet from the trailer. Flambae comments that Robert "doesn't got it any more" and that they need him behind that desk.
https://youtu.be/PzRQrDK7zUs?si=PnJp8mwzPaC2luEa&t=36

>>724033042
Laura Bailey fetish is sucking cock in a pool? Damn, where do I get a GF like that?

>>724033002
A shame this will never ever return in any capacity due to it being a tax write off.

>>724033042
Women aren't coomers like that

Looks neat is it worth a look

every thread about this on /v/ so far has seemed completely full of shills and bots so far

>>724033246
I'm a coomer, thank you very much.

I haven't played the game so correct me if it's explained but why would you be a superhero that relies on a big mech suit if you were shit out of luck the moment the mech suit gets totaled?
Iron Man literally repairs and replaces suits all the time
is mecha man just fucking poor?

>>724033193
no
t. bought it

>>724033117
Like I said, it seems likely that Sonar actually did hear the whole argument and he'll blurt it all out to the rest of the team.
Or Invisigal will tell the team to spite Robert.
Or Robert will get the option to tell the team (they'll find out anyway).

It's how TellTale devs worked in previous works.
>>724033179
Women are the biggest coomers and love sex jokes Anon. Take it from someone who has had to work in a majority-female workplace.

>>724033338
Imagine if Iron man had a son that wasn't as mentally gifted in tech/repairs, but still wanted to be the hero. You're that son.

>>724033338
he has been repairing the suit
he literally went broke from doing so repeatedly

>>724033338
>is mecha man just fucking poor?
Yes that's the bedrock of the premise. By working for them they promised to restore the suit.

>>724033042
her fetish is getting her cock sucked in a pool?
>>724033117
>3+ generations of secret identities
>go corpo
>suddenly your data gets "leaked"
just like irl!

>>724033321
you have a sex drive? cringe

>>724033193
I enjoyed it and chatting/speculating with other anons has been fun.

>>724033338
Protag burned through his inheritance and the life insurance from his dad trying to keep the suit running basically with duct tape since he didn't know the deeper mechanics to make the thing

>>724033338
He was driven by a desire for vengeance. He wanted to kill the man who killed his father, so he blew all his inheritance on repairing the suit.

>>724028846
Champion.

>>724033368
>who has had to work in a majority-female workplace.
Literally hell, the only places where I had to work with women they were screaming and insulting each other

>>724033436
>her fetish is getting her cock sucked in a pool?
Sucking cock and/or getting eaten out in a pool, considering her characters in Vox Machina and this.

>>724033531
>Literally hell
It's like forever high school.
Truly hell.

invisigirl and BB call this a dad bod? what do their dads look like?

Does punching with your left or right make much of a difference?

>>724032412
>sexual harassment is okay when it's a woman doing it!
If a male super was telling the female dispatcher how she's a dyke or cockhungry slut over her preference of donut the story would have killed him off by now.

>>724033762
Ko the guy or fall on your ass
you still lose the fight and get rescued

>>724033650
Working with other men is way better. We joke around making racist or dick jokes and it's just a good time despite everything

>>724033703
Invisibitch clearly grew up without a father

Is BB too good to be true?

>>724033464
>since he didn't know the deeper mechanics to make the thing
I dont know where that comes from. he did say he went bankrupt from spending all that money on the suit but he does know how to repair it.
maintaining a combat suit cant be cheap. like try repairing an Apache or Black hawk with tape

>>724033513
>>724033464
>>724033418
>>724033415
>>724033402
okay I get it now
that makes much more sense

>>724033902
Yea, I used to control the cameras for horse racing, swapping between UI, and doing reruns.
Also had to help with the break down. All men.
It was a good job, people just wanted to get their shit done and go home, everyone was focused on problem solving and/or joking around.

Working with women, you deal with gossips, you got the women that hang around you because you aren't a sociopath, you got the others that are the most fake-corpo shit in the world. It basically breaks down to women that want to ruin you and women that realize you are the only non-fuckup/malicious actor in the building. I'd argue the most dangerous is if the girl actually has the hots for you. You do NOT want to deal with that shit.

>>724028661 (OP)
sniper from tf2

Is he kino?

>>724034757
no

>>724032693
He looks good with that gap.

Tell me about her

>>724035498
Damn, where is she?

>>724035692
She’s
Invisible

>>724035871
when you can't even say
my name

riveting discussion
so glad that the game is being drip thread to preserve this amazing dialog

>>724036453
*drip fed

>>724035991
Invisigal feet scan when?

>>724036453
Learn how to spell, Ahmed

>>724030987
>afghani character
>likes blowing shit up
wew

>>724036742
it wasn't a spelling error genius

>>724036453
>missed the early threads pre-spoilers

>>724036925
It was, and also a grammar error

>>724017997
>>724017891
After playing the demo I was still surprised to learn he was the breaking bad guy lol

>>724037018
not it isn't, it's a grammatical error when you use the wrong word in a sentence

>>724036453
blame adhoc
between the achievements and the leaks, shit is fucked

>>724033774
>banter
>>sexual harassment
shut the frick up pussy

>>724037347
>blame adhoc
I do

Why are you so gay brahs? You are making me uncomfortable

>>724032476
Super Ultimate Mechaman could rape BB and Pman in a 1v2

IN 24H I WILL PLAY THIS GAME WITH MY FRIENDS LETS GOOOO

Watch out tiny boy!

I think the problem is that nothing really happens in the first two episodes :V
Like, Invincible had a top-tier hook at the end of its first episode.
Dispatch? Pretty meh so far in terms of the big-picture stuff.

>>724037407
Americans really dont know what banter is

>>724028969
spbp

>>724037909
I was surprised when episode 2 ended because nothing happened. A decent writer would have had some hint that the weapon at granny's was based on the stolen mecha man core so we have a reason to care about this at all.
Also Robs speech and dedication to turn the z team around comes from nowhere. All they want is the bare minimum but he wants to integrate himself with scumbag ex-criminals for no real reason.

Are you ready for

>Taking BB back to your place BEFORE she breaks up with Phenomamal
>Pop music plays
>BB pushes you into the wall
>Puts hands on both side of you
>Crushes through the wall
>Looks embarassed
>Then smiles
>Throws you on the bed
>Smash cut to broken bed and you with a broken pelvis

or
>Sitting back at home
>go to room
>Something closes the door
>Turn around surprised
>Something starts caressing you
>Pulls off your pants
>Ghostbuster face of something invisible sucking your dick
>See the outline of a face covered in you glaze
>Something pushes your head down
>"You said you liked squirters gushing down your throat, right"

>>724039398
Invisigal definitely would follow him into the bathroom to fuck at work

Is she maybe ok?

>>724029679
RIP his ass

Is this because that maybe normal when bad behavior?

Is that even okay to see?

>>724028661 (OP)
Razor Ramon (The Bad Guy)

>>724033703
In case you are genuinely clueless, 'dod bod' is what femoids call 90 to 99% percentile male attractiveness because of feminism. Only the top 1% is rated by females as 'attractive' and they do not rate any males as 'most attractive'.

>>724032128
Evidently crop tops for men were in during the 80s and 90s, so....

>>724028846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFljCmh0UPg

>>724029083
punch up looks like hes about to say "what the fuck man, weve been trying our best."

>>724032930
Sonar at the very least heard that Robert was a superhero for 15 years, which might already be enough of a clue for someone like him to put 2 + 2 together, especially since MM was still on the news recently due to having to quit after 15 years.

Niggas should just leak more shit so they drop all the episodes at once

>>724042178
I doubt there will be more than what's already been leaked

>>724032286
The suit looks cool but the artillery seems a bit bulky.

>>724032286
that looks less like a mech and more like an iron man suit

>>724029843
A refreshing change of pace.

BULK SLABPEC

DIRK THUNDERCHUNK

>>724031953
because it existed at a time after women were empowered to be sexual and 'demanding' of men, but before people were deathly afraid of appearing gay.

so straight men dressed and acted in the kinds of ways which are appealing to women, which are coded as gay.

this is not surprising, because women and gays are both attracted to the male body so naturally clothes which appeal to women by displaying the male body will also appeal to gays and so gays will wear them and so wearing them will become gay-coded.

it's all very dumb, but logical.

>>724043465
The name's ROYD, HEMA-ROYD.

>>724032093
nobody wore this in public, it was a weird movie trend.

>>724039398
>>Something pushes your head down
>>"You said you liked squirters gushing down your throat, right"
Anon, please

>>724044345
Sure it was.

Was that really necessary in an official art plastered all over store pages?
Also, they better show bobs and vegana after rubbing a cock in my face during the opening

i thought this would have been like a game like this is the police but its just telltale sloppa

>>724037347
what happened

>shilling campaign shills bb as vanilla main love interest on forkchong for half a year
>ntr
I am radiating with seethe harder than elephant's foot in chirnibilyiv

>>724045197
shroud's identity got leaked and there's gay shit in the cheevs

>>724045248
ntr is fine when you're the one doing the cucking
which is what this is

I like the stacy over tomboy.

>>724045695
Only one of them is gonna sniff your shirt when you're not around

>>724045425
Vanilla or death nigga

ADHD goblina would be ok-ish if she was 1 head taller

>>724044982
>censors Prism's bare ass
why are shills such pussies?
also did mr sunglasses at night left his dick at home? that crotch is beyond FtM tier

>>724045851
He's tucking it.

>>724030987
Considering how many Afghans can pass for white, this isn't actually that surprising.

>>724033703
I thought dad bod was strongfat. This is a lean dude with a bit of muscle on him.

>>724046220
>I thought dad bod was strongfat.
It is, Invisigal doesn't know what she's talking about.

>>724045381
>gay shit in the cheevs
I don't know. It could simply just be mending Blazer's and Phenomaman's relationship.

>>724046884
or him mending your asshole

>>724037772
Was about to buy it but then I saw this cuck shit.
Fuck this game.

>>724047110
nigga that's his bitch
you would be the bull in this scenario

>>724047068
Like Bob Bob wouldn't be the one topping.

>>724047248
>cuck blonde blazer
alpha shit right there

>>724047218
The morality of cucking is not a law of the jungle thing where it's just about who is the cucker and who is the cuck.

You shouldn't fool around with someone who is in a relationship. BB should dump Phenomaman if she's into Mecha Man. It's just the morally right thing to do, and it makes both of you into worse people if you sleep around like that. Do not cuck someone, lest ye be cucked.

>>724047319
Pulling a long long man manuver on this one.
https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si=bUaIzPrCiSfwP7V3&t=297

>/v/ now loves reddit movie games
How the mighty have fallen

>>724047413
>cuck not lest ye be cucked
Nah big dog imma be the bull and then ask god for forgiveness later

what I'm expecting

>phenomeman is either a robot, an alien or just some evil retard
>BB betrays you based on if you romance her or not
>same with invisigal
>fernando flamenco becomes your best bro after you solve his anger issue
>the rest of the cast does not matter
>waterboy is either a mole, a villain or shroud
>shroud reveal is an expected known face but he will be some random (thats the twist)

>>724047605
>>fernando flamenco
Flambachabazi is more appropriate since he's a differenk kind of darkie

>>724047597
once a cheater always a cheater

>dood no way she would never cheat or leave me for someone else haha

>>724047663
I never said I was goin to keep the bitch

>>724047654
I don't care what they say about being afgani, he is a walking caricature of what americans think an spanish person is

>>724047719
this, I just want to use her pussy for 1-2 hours

>>724047110
You knew there was no date

>>724047605
>the rest of the cast does not matter
I would be a bit disappointed if we can't get to know these characters well.
What if my favourite character is Coupé? I want to know more about her, I don't need a romance route, but I would like the choice to know more about her, and see how can I help her.

If you want to unlock the full game just go offline and set you system clock forward a month.
Yes it's really that easy, I've tried it.

>>724048937
all you need to know about the sportscar is that the midget rides her
>>724048554
that's a porn SFM movie isnt it?

What the hell is with the music for the credits in episode 2?
>only whack niggas don't lick bootyhole
No seriously what the fuck, why would you choose to use this song here? It's so jarring after the scene with BB and Phenomaman.

>>724049173
TL: only crazy people dont lick ass to go up the corporate ladder (like blonde bitch does)

>>724049173
>niggers tongue my anus - the musical

>>724049003
Do not be retards and do not waste your time. The game is clearly not completely downloaded.

>>724049003
So what happens later in the story? Sum it up.

>>724049554
Invisibitch works for Shroud who's also your character's dad, but you can fix her.
Phenomaman is actually a bro while Blondie is a bitch who tried to usurp him with HR bullshit.

>>724047597
You do realize that you have to truly mean that you are sorry when asking God for forgiveness, right?

>>724049772
Can you hook up with Phemonaman or no?

>>724039398
>Something pushes your head down
>"You said you liked squirters gushing down your throat, right"
shes only invisible while holding breath

I want to fuck the red demon!

>>724050602
>actual demon
>played by Alanah Pearce
L M A O
>>724050515
Im not trusting a word that comes out of that traitor's mouth

>>724049082
Nagoonimation

>>724050776
>Alanah Pearce
Who's that?

>>724051405
The only known human to get cucked by Anthony Burch

>>724051405
a cookbook writer by day
an onlyfans model by night

Just realized, the goon that you throw down the building at the beginning could've freed himself with his acid powers at any time.
Will this ever be addressed or did the writers overlook this?

>>724052013
>Will this ever be addressed or did the writers overlook this?
Probably an oversight by the writers. Or maybe he intentionally let himself get caught to lead Mecha Man to the ambush?

>>724052073
If that was the case then he would've talked immediately when he was asked about the location.

>>724052120
Then likely the former. Just a major oversight.

>>724052120
If he did that Mecha Man would've been suspicious.
If you fail the QTEs at the start of the raid the goons say something like "he's here" ie. implying that they've been expecting you.

>>724052013
He let himself be captured to trap MecaMan; pay attention to dialog anon

>>724052073
The reporter in that interview afterwords pretty much said it was an ambush.

why did they choose not to have any walking segments or puzzle things like the walking dead? at least that made it feel like an actual game. seems like this game is just a tv show with a few dialogue options.

>>724052421
They removed it specifically because it added padding to the game. So I guess it was to make less work on their end?

>>724052421
walking simulators are arguably less of a game that VNs are
frankly Id rather have the dispatch and hacking minigames

>>724052421
Walking was the worst part of telltale games because it was a leftover from the 90s quests like inventory

When is the next episode. Monday?

>>724052831
Wednesday.

Here's the schedule.

>>724052853
>>724052890
Thanks

>>724053081
No problem.

>>724043421
>>724043465
CHUNK BEEFBLAST

>>724029083
>The only guy with brains on the team
>Turns into a big dumb monster half the time

>>724030987
Fuckin terrorist

>>724055382
Maybe they'll find a workaround eventually?

>>724052890
>90 minutes of gameplay every week
Terrible business model

>>724056301
As opposed to 90 minutes of gameplay every three months?

>>724056525
Telltale's episodic format was bad as well, but it had more than 90 minutes of gameplay per episode.

>>724056834
At least Telltale had a reason for the episodic releases. This game is like a finished book and the author tears out most pages after handing it to you

The gays on reddit are mad

>>724028661 (OP)
Capeshit cuck game

This game is probably the most sadistic form of gay bait I’ve seen recently. Make a bunch of men that appeal to faggots specifically, obvious gay tension between characters, constant gay jokes, but never go through with any of it.

>>724057335
No superpowered moustache ride?

>>724057335
I got this theory that the wokeness was intentionally turned down in Episode 1 and later episodes will lean in hard on gay shit

>>724057556
I can respect it, I fucking hate how in a lot of games nowadays characters are now player-sexual for no good reason. The MC in this isn't some self insert and is clearly straight, hence why he can't romance mr sunglasses at night.

>>724057556
It’s strange too considering it’s development has Critical Role contributing to it. You’d think they would’ve accounted for a M/M romance option to appeal to that demographic but alas no. We got companies like Warhorse making the bold step instead. Simply baffling.
>>724057643
>Playersexual
Good grief is the mere concept of bisexuality that incomprehensible on this website?

>>724057881
Everyone isn't inexplicably bi just to have the player able to romance them

>>724057628
> lean in hard on gay shit
If there’s no romance option that’s male. Then mere beefcake eye candy won’t be enough to satisfy.

>>724057881
Didnt that Part of their audience Turn on them for making a setting all about archeology ala tomb Raider and Indiana Jones?

>>724057931
Beyond BG3 what other titles consist of romance options that are into men and women?

>>724058153
Not that familiar with Critical Role so I don’t know. You sure you aren’t referring to classic D&D fans?

>>724056301
>buying movie games in the first place
>>724057628
>and later episodes will lean in hard on gay shit
why do you think Alanah's character hasnt even appeared yet?
>>724057881
>’d think they would’ve accounted for a M/M romance option to appeal to that demographic
that one's weird since I dont think fags are into busty blondes. it would be pretty jarring if later chapters show that robbie is a fag

>>724057881
I am tired of gay shit being pushed on me. Yes playersexuality is fucking homo.

>>724058280
I Recall seeing articels complaining how their third or fourth setting got them under fire for glorifying the act of "taking artifacts away from indigenous people and shipping them to another continent" which doesnt Sound Like your Classic or even average modern dnd Fan, but rather a tumblerite

>>724058331
I mean they could have made Robert bisexual to begin with and have a choice between Blazer, Invisigal, and Flambae. The three of them do have a closer relationship with Robert initially. Ranging from co-workers to former rivals. And Flambae does have tension with Bob that could easily be played towards an enemies to lovers relationship. Much like how Visi is a bit hostile now but she does have a soft spot for him.

>>724058331
>buying movie games in the first place
I didn't buy anything, but that won't stop me from complaining

>>724058446
Pushed. Just like how it was in KCD2 you simply couldn’t help but flirt with Hans?

>>724058530
Are you A BoT? Why are You Typing Like This?
>>724058639
>former rivals
a "former rival" doesnt get his shit pushed in that easily. he is the textbook definition of a jobber. his perk even makes fun of it

>>724058778
Nah, that one did it right actually. Never felt like Henry was pushed into it or that if you ever interacted with it, any of the characters would become gay. However, if you think about it... IT still shit. Both Henry and Hands are constantly talking about wenches and then suddetly naah i want to fuck my bro.

>>724058837
>Are you A BoT? Why are You Typing Like This?
Cause im an esl eurofag and a phonefag rn, making autocorrect a Bit of a bitch

The leaks continue.
Nothing interesting so far though. Just a possibility of an ending without a romance with Invisigal https://youtu.be/4nNTij-zp2Q?si=fE5gIr_uyxp7UT-D

So apparently you can't even romance the blond bitch. Invisigal can be romanced however. Tomboy bros, we won

>>724058905
> Both Henry and Hands are constantly talking about wenches and then suddetly naah i want to fuck my bro.
Again, bisexuality.

Built for ____

>>724059206
No one

>>724059157
>red herring

>>724032930
Not just Invisigal, Sonar knows, the guy in the toilett knows as well.

So according to the leaker Blonde Bitch isn't even a love interest and is just a fakeout. So the only option is Invisigirl? Nice player choice.

The constant spamming of this shit is so inorganic.

>>724059349
Episode 8 is going to be a shit show for Blazer fans.

>>724059206
Not being romancable. Hope you didn't waste the first two episodes trying to get with her while ignoring the only actual option you have.

>>724059025
I sometimes forget phoneposters exist
>>724059206
phenomenal cock!
>>724059087
please tell me that's not the bathroom

>>724034757
He ends up dying like a bitch being stabbed by Invisibitch, so no

>baitshilling on forkchong
>fell for it

>>724059157
>>724059087
aha, ye, that's fun and all but do you get to bang her or what?

>blonde blazer cucks you
>invisigirl backstabs you
Truly a modern game.

>>724033178
its been re-acquired

>>724052890
>All episodes' titles is one word
>Except for episodes 5 and 6 for some reason
My OCD ass fucking HATES that shit. Have a fucking pattern and stick to it. Or don't, but then have titles with 3 words as well.
Telltale's walking dead had all episodes' titles be 3 words (to mimic how the comic book volumes' titles all have 3 words) and then broke that rule for 2 out of 4 episodes for the final season, fucking dumbasses.

>>724059570
> please tell me that's not the bathroom
It’s the locker room

>>724059087
PHENOMAPAL!

>>724059157
That sucks i like the Stacy.

>>724029167
>full price
Isn't it like 20$

So if Blonde Bitch can't be romanced, does that mean there is another romance option apart from Invisigal? Cause there are two different achievements for romance...
Or maybe those are for two different romance scenes for Invisigal? Like you can end up kissing vanilla like inthe car, or after she beats the shit out of you, so you're on the stretcher? Or maybe it's based on what kind of date you go with her? Now that I think of it, it's probably that, the latter, yeah

I knew something was up.

No way a conventionally attractive could be a romance option in 2025 without any postmodernist shit.

>>724060234
You can make her go back with Phenomapal or end up alone, I guess.

>>724060082
same difference it's just as gay
>>724060309
regional pricing was a mistake
>>724060325
ofcourse it's the latter. and that's the FIRST rugpull
anons have been theorizing they saved all the woke shit for the remaining chapters

>>724060338
>hehe sorry chud hot blonde white girls are le bad!
Its all so tiring

>2025
>expecting the hot white blonde woman to be romancable in western game
Have you anons learned nothing? Though the devs intentionally baiting the players into thinking she's an option is scummy.

>>724060579
she'd be an option of the MC was brown

Hope adhoc will go the same way as telltale, except with no survivors

I don't like being baited

>>724060467
>anons have been theorizing they saved all the woke shit for the remaining chapters
Yeah, that's the way things are done now. Watch season 1 of the TV-Show? No wokeness. Saeson 2? You better strap in fucker.

I want that fucker to gush in my throat like a jelly donut. Is that normal or a little too specific?

>>724061056
a shame we cant see how their other sorties went, that would be hilarious
but then youd be rewarded for losing, like in H games

>>724059157
I choose not to believe this because it would be phenomenally retarded after all the marketing.
That said I'll still hold off playing until it's confirmed.

>>724061429
welcome to telltale game design
enjoy your stay

>>724059157
After yesterday leaks I was hopeful that rest of the episodes after the first two will have actual chaoices (killing Shroud or choosing love interest), but now I'm not so sure there will be any. Hope telltale learnt something and later episodes will be beter

>>724061429
>>724061613
They kinda did the same thing with Tales from the Borderlands. Fiona (Laura Bailey, Invisigal) was a clear cutie, but they didn't want you to have a romance with her, so it didn't look like you're playing with dolls (as Fiona was also playable), so they had your character romance Sasha (Erin Yvette, Blonde Blazier), not a very interesting character alltogether. This time around they did similar thing but switched the voice actresses around I guess.

>>724061728
There will be some choices, like you can kill Shroud yourself or not (then I guess Invisigal can do it?), or whether to romance Invisigal or not. But that's about it, I guess. I was hoping they would go all in, like you could pick any one character out of your team to be with you during the final battle.

Fuck the blonde NTR chick. Tell me we can romance/have sex with Invisibitch.

>>724061851
We can romance. Doubt there is a sex scene, a kiss for sure and maybe a lot of implications in dialogue (although with their nudity level I would expect there to be sex scenes, one on the stretcher and one in the car)

>>724061762
idc what they did before

trailers send a certain idea
steam banner sends a certain idea
materials shilled send a certain idea

yet the actual story isn't about that

it's false advertisment, plain and simple

>inb4 you are a seething incel
And proud of it

>>724061851
lol no. please look forward to seeing more green, circumcised dicks

>>724061851
See
>>724059157

>replayed episodes twice to get better statistics and to get some 'cheevos
>actually thought that BB is an option
>can't refund

Pain.

Gonna feed this to Invisigal

>>724063185
Do adult Americans really eat this kind of slop?

>>724062745
She'll likely be an option by the end

>>724062745
keep in mind that someone selectively leaking a story based game is probably pissed off in some way, so it's in their interest to fuck with people like this.

>>724063728
dont make me post the cheevo bb-fag

>>724061836
Yea I mean of course there will be some minor choices that change one scene (like kill Shroud or not) but I hoped that after fall of telltale they would learn something and not try same shit that didn't work out

Para-cope:

Theoretically devs knew that the game would be datamined in the first day of release, so they would put fake cutscenes in the game files in order to throw people off and spark a shitstorm (which is a free pr)

But that plan is too complicated so I don't think that they have done that.

>>724064402
Seek mental help.

I love that fucker

>>724064505
That would require the shrink to put in actual work

They either write off antidepressants to women,opioids to children with "adhd" or sedatives to psychos who smear their shit on the wall

Curing tfwnogf-itis (also known as simple incelitis) requires actual therapy which they can't be fucked with doing because it takes too much of their time.

>>724029083
Golem's a good boy

>>724059619
>she gets revenge for you
wife

>>724028661 (OP)
Shill McShilface

>>724029083
>>724066231
I'm sure Mecha Man and Golem could be buddies. Golem's basically a robot without all the complicated circuitry, just stick a few firearms on him with a little clay around the trigger so he magically fire them.

>>724066231
You're joking but he's probably the least fuckup among all of them. Just a chill sentient piece of rock that wants to do good.

>>724028661 (OP)
So is this yet another sòycial anxiety shipping sim or does it actually have good fun writing?

>>724067765
Depends on what you are expecting.
If you expect genuinely funny lines, yes, IT has good writing.
If you expect a completely serious Game, youll probably hate it

>>724068334
I didn't say funny I said fun

>>724068357
I know. Thats why i Said, depending on what you expect, tho i guess "what you enjoy" would have been a better choice of words

>>724067765
It will be 8 hours in total and dispatching element is ripped off from this is the police which was good

Game uses telltale bait and switch writing though which is ass

>>724067639
I'm not joking. If I recall right his dossier crimes aren't even bad and he's innocently smiling for his mug shot

>>724066852
I mean honestly, yeah, sounds pretty great. Who doesn't love a woman who's willing to stab a bitch for you?

Shill your game? I'll kill your game.

>They killed the leaker's channel
Fuck youo, faggots at Adhoc. I will spread the spois wherever I can.

my clitty is leaking!!!!

>You and 66% of players decided not to ask Blazer out.
But I asked her out for an after-work dinner date? Why does claim I decided not to ask her out? Is it a bug?

>>724058170
FO4, along with all its other shit character writing

>>724059157
Gaaaaaaaaay

>>724070520
I like plain plain donuts, its the donut I eat it for.

>>724045754
She'd be fine if she didn't have the cattle piercing.

>>724070520
Why would you say no to dinner with your wife and your wife's boyfriend?

>>724053614
BIG MCLARGEHUGE

>>724072242
People would only say yes to it to spitefully fuck with her generally.
But because this is a telltale game it has no effect on actually seeing a different scene, just means [Blonde Blazer Will Remember That] which may in their tradition amount to absolutly nothing

>>724059087
>>724059157
so did anyone save the videos

>>724059087
>No big gay retarded superman dicking
This game is lame

>>724061056
It's completely natural.

Does this game actually render any of the 3D models in real time or is it all pre-rendered clips? I want rips for porn

>>724073665
my guess is it's pre-rendered

I'm mildly surpised people are actually talking about this game

>>724073875
The art-style is nice, and superheroes are still extremely popular amongst casual audiances

>>724073875
I do not normally follow superheroes and did not watch any of the marvel movies so for me it is kind of fun.

Where were you when Telltale is back!

>>724059206
Is she also an alien like her boyfriend, just not mentally-challenged?
That's gonna be he reason she 'accidentally' made it seem like she was into the MC?

I pray to god we get more shifts, the gameplay loop of the game isn't the worst but Its also not random which leads me to believe that its just an afterthought

>>724076916
Its a total half-assed afterthought

>>724075350
They bamboozled us. It's not even a game. There is not a single meaningful choice. It's a movie.

>>724076534
Probably not or if she is she's raised on earth. She might also be into vidya given her occasional gamer lingo

>>724057335
oh no!
all 0.3% of humanity!

>>724058170
DA2

InvisiCUTE!

Are pdfs of the deluxe edition comicbook floating around?

>>724078112
Made in a lab for me

>>724072242
She was begging you to not come along.
You aren't winning points with her by ruining her date. And you're not exactly sticking it up to Phenomaman either since it was his idea in the first place and chances are he'd just enjoy it.
What would you win from making Blazer upset and angry with you to the amusement of Phenomaman?

>>724078612
You would get some good sushi and some funny moments. Seeing people awkard during social situation is part of the fun.

No Flambae Romance = Into the TRASH

>>724079428
Gaaaay! The majority of population is hetero so get used to it fag.

>>724079342
I did actually yes, immediately. But it was before I could blazer had time to quietly tell me fuck no in the background. So I reloaded because I figured there would it would be unnecessary to make her dislike you.

>>724078612
Why can't I just hang out?

>>724080326
Because Blazer wants to get Phenomadicked and she doesn't want you to ruin whatever chances she has got.

>>724056834
most of that was just walking around and hearing a voiceclip about a pile of rubbish or how someone dislikes their current situation.

i will save them. they can be reformed. they arent inherently canadian.

Blazerbros... is there hope?

>>724081323
where's this from?

>>724081438
leaks

>>724081323
Monkey branch bros vindicated.

>>724081518
yeah but from where

>>724081323
Red herring, the only options will be successfully playing wingman for Autismoman and getting them back together or not

>>724081323
Kind of weird how they all wear their costumes in the office.

>>724029437
please tell me you can date him

>>724081637
from here >>2167441

>>724081668
Makes sense if they're constantly on call in case of emergency, plus hiding a secret identity.

>>724081646
>breaks up a day after meeting dick
Nah she wants iron man dick

>>724081738
were you trying to crossboard somewhere?

>>724051763
and an art thief all the time

>>724081837
But we could've gotten sexy suit-up sequences...

>>724081668
>Why do cops wear uniforms when there's no crime being committed

>>724059157
Fucking telltale.

>>724081982
Save that for when you get called out to an emergency after banging Invisgal cause there's no way she's gonna miss the opportunity to shake her ass in your face while sliding on those tight pants

>>724061056
This is your fate tomboyfag

I'm gonna pretend the BBs endings just weren't included in the current build

>>724081323
Why is she so discriminative against the neurodivergent

>91% of players fistbumped the bathroom guy
Listen, I know that it is rude to refuse a fist bump in the same way it is rude to refuse a high five. But if there is one place you don't have physical contact with another man's hands is when both of you are actively pissing at a urinal.
Did you fist bump the guy /v/ and if you did why?

>>724029130
I didn't think I use her that often, I figured I sent coupe more then I did her.

Where da leaks at

>>724082840
I hate talking to people standing next to me at the urinal, and I sure as shit wouldn't make physical contact with them.

>>724082840
I'm not going to antagonize a guy twice my size.

>>724082840
peoples knucles didnt touch their penis retard

>>724082840
They're pussies.

>>724082840
he's samoan, isn't he? i think they're just like that

>>724081323
>gets autismman to take her out to fancy sushi
>breaks up with him
Total bitch. Why can't westoids just write nice females?

So wait, this game is about a guy trying to rehabilitate a bunch of villains? Is Dispatch just a non-porn version of Sacrifice Villains?

>>724083318
I bet he paid for dinner too.

Where's that discord script leak?

>>724083361
Sort of. Also not futa, which is an immediate plus.

>>724083361
He's not rehabilitating them with his dick in this game, though.

>Granny is actively holding a funny electric gun
>Is a danger to himself and those around him
>Actively saw invisigal as a villain despite her saying she isn't and her beating up the guy who attacked him in the first place
I choose him to be taken down first because I figured if invisigal kept attacking the actual guy who knocked out granny that granny was going to shoot invisigal. Figured that invisigal could take him down quickly due to him being a elderly civilian and then could focus on the perp again. I get why MechaMan get peeved at Invisigal for refusing his orders but I don't know why he blamed Invisigal on granny getting his arm roasted. She was right, it was entirely grannys fault for fucking around in the first place.

>>724083318
I bet she broke up with him because he was too autismic to fuck her, just wanted her to play MtG and Yugioh with him all the time.

>>724081323
If you refuse to get with her does she get back with Phenomaman?

>>724082840
Because the type of autist who does that at the urinal isn't the type of autist who's going to understand why he got rejected, and having 300lbs of Somoan muscle on my bad side wasn't worth it.

>>724083527
He should try.

>>724083714
The leaks imply that you can't get with blonde bitch at all.

>>724083535
She's just a contrarian, I told her to focus on the real threat because Granny should realize if they're fighting that Invisgal isn't on the perp's side but she disobeyed and instead went for Granny on me.

>>724083318
realistic

>>724083720
Poor guy doesn't even understand why everyone at the office calls him Roid

Anyone save the leaks?

I hope that when we get our mechasuit back the samoan guy wants a fistbump from us in our mech suit. I won't fist bump him while pissing but I will absolutely fist bump him with the mech.
I do genuinely think this scene will happen. In the first scene we interact with him he wants a fistbump and also explains that he is going to be fixing up our mech suit. The writers are absolutely setting themselves up for a callback later down the line.

>>724083851
Oh, so it's one of those lose no matter what kind of choices. Gotcha, I thought that she genuinely would have kept attacking the perp if I selected perp instead of granny.

>>724082840
I might be a horrible femoid and the idea of urinals weirds me out, like you and some random dude with your dicks out. Kinda gay. Touching someone while pissing? Now that's just gross. Wait till you're done bro

>>724059087
>guys hugging
>Russian
hm, guess this is going to get banned for being rainbow propaganda

>>724083361
That's quite the rehabilitation you've got going on there.

I ended up never using him during the dispatch section. It wasn't even intentional, its just that his stats were so shit and unfit for everything.

Invisigirl
Coupe
Prism
Golem

Were my top gogetters and I used Sonar just once.

>>724035297
He would look better if he put a gold tooth in it's place.

>>724082840
It's an unwritten rule for men to not stand in the middle urinal if possible.
Your character breaks that rule. That's chaos. After that all conventions go to the wind, and you might as well shake hands while pissing.

>>724078112
My very first though upon seeing that dog is that it was so fucking fat, and considering that one of the very first prompts was to feed it cereal I can see why. MechaMan really should put his dog on a diet and walk it more, that can't be healthy for the dog.

>>724078112
I am sure all of them are going to grow together and become a true superhero team
>well, maybe not Flamejerk

>>724032093
>>724031490
>Being hot is gay
its kinda what is happening with women, they are allowed to show body and its empowering but for men its "gay"

>>724033002
>stomps
>punches
>shoots
>laughs
>pauses to admire the destruction
>shoots again
Wonderful show

>>724030987
you were saying

>>724084529
Honestly none of the urinals were taken, and there were and even number of urinals' and not and odd number. His only mistake was selecting the one next to the giant urinal. He should have selected the one to the left of him instead. Sure they are both middle urinals but it is also not the one closest to the wall, which I tend to avoid unless of course I would be pissing next to someone at which point I will take the wall urinal.
Honestly I blame whoever designed the bathroom. Clearly it must have been a woman because no male designer would have made it a even number of urinals.

>>724084917
whiter than 90% of /v/ nowadays

>>724082840
i hunt and work fire with dudes and after the shit we've been through i'm not embarrassed to say we've all seen each other naked, none of us are embarrass to piss or shit near each other, we all know each other's moms, etc

>>724084951
It doesn't matter how many urinals there are; if none of the urinals are occupied, you always pick one at the end of the line. That's basic courtesy.

>>724085079
>i hunt and work fire with dudes
I don't know what that means but I have glad you have close bonds with your fellow man like that. Sounds like you guys would make a good survival group if society starts collapsing for some reason.

>All these anons falling for the Thaifag leaks when he only had access to the scenes he worked on
>Unironically believing that invisigal is the only love interest

You guys really lack common sense.
Though, I wouldn't put it past modern gaming to railroad you into a relationship with a septum-pierced tattooed robber.

>>724032093
Peak male performance

>>724085279
i fight fires with the same group and we often go hunting during buck season eq right now
haven't seen any bucks this year, turkeys are out of control tho might just eat them instead

>>724082840
A woman wrote this scene

>>724085173
Even when the one at the end of the line is closest to the stalls? Listen I agree with you in principle, do everything you can to avoid pissing next to another guy using a urinal but if no one is there then you don't have to pick a poor urinal if you don't want to. Both MechaMan and the Samoan broke the courtesy. MechaMan for picking the Urinal next to the giant one, (which is obviously reserved for the giants who work at a superhero agency). And the Samoan for pissing next to another guy when other urinals are available (even if the giant one was obviously designed for people like him). Both fucked up in the urinal selection.

>>724085648
Do women actually talk to each other in the bathroom?

so, how did they get Aaron Paul to voice Robert?
did they have that much money?
>the voice cast is all over the place: hollywood actors, voice actors and youtubers

>>724028661 (OP)
Sizzle Nips

>>724085797
They apparently shot high for a bunch of roles, thinking maybe they would hear back from some.
Safely brought in some standard VAs.
Then asked some YouTubers (namely Jack and Charlie) who they already were in contact with. Jack in particular had an established relationship with the devs back when they were at telltale.

>>724028661 (OP)
Horrible hero designs..how can u olay this slop?

>>724028661 (OP)
>Flameboyant + salt bae
The homo is on the nose. It would have to turn out he's straight to make up for it.

>>724086096
>Horrible hero designs
What are you talking about, they are all pretty good. With the possible execption of Sonar, Punch up and Malevola, which dress like normal people for the most part. Even then Punch Up pulls off the look really well.

>>724029679
>nosering
No thank you.

>>724086096
All the good superhero designs have already been taken by the big 2. Everyone else has to struggle to make their design not look like a ripoff to avoid a lawsuit.

>>724086430
>Everyone else has to struggle to make their design not look like a ripoff to avoid a lawsuit.
Someday hero designs will enter the public domain. Someday.

>>724061056
If only she'd get rid of that fucking nosering.

>>724086096
Art notes show they clearly put some thought into the designs, and I think they look great, minus a few of the supporting characters.

>>724085797
Robert Kirkman's company Skybound is involved. He's got deep pockets thanks to that Walking Dead money.

>>724086026
>>724085797
What I want to know is who looked at Thot Squad (yes that is what she calls herself), and thought 'this girl can totally play a superhero?"

>>724081323
No. I read somewhere that this was going to be a TV show or some shit? If that's true, why are people expecting it to have actual branching paths and stuff? Seems like it will just be a movie game where you get to choose funny dialogue sometimes. Invisigal is probably the main love interest and the original idea was most likely for her to be the actual endgirl, so she is likely the only "option".

>>724082840
Also isn't it kind of racist to make the brown guy as the one who doesn't wash his hands after using the john?

>>724072336
BOB JOHNSON


No wait...

>>724039692
Is he still around? They could've totally gotten him to voice a character.

>>724087141
Shill harder, we have confirmed via interviews and achievements multiple romance options.
Thail animation leaks don't show all the routes.

>>724033703
There must have been a hiccup between the character designers and the script writers.

>>724087359
The achievements don't indicate different love interests, people are just assuming that from the names of them

We don't have actual achievement descriptions yet

>>724059962
Really? By whom?

>>724063320
Food is getting expensive.

>>724087359
So far there are barely any actual choices. If next week the newer episodes start having actual choices with consequences that don't utlimately lead to the exact same outcomes then I stand corrected and perhaps there will be multiple romance options.

>>724079428
This.

>>724087470
we don't know how to unlock them, but we have all the descriptions
https://steamhunters.com/apps/2592160/achievements

>>724083535
Apparently I'm the biggest contrarian in this game because I didn't hesitate to say invisigal punched me.
I also said her name was shit and my walking HR disaster of a boss got pissy about it.

>>724082840
I didn't fist bump him.
I didn't kiss blond blazer
I set flambe on fire
I ratted out invisigal

I am the contrarian.

>>724088004
going for the "Kept Romance Out of the Workplace" achievement I see

>>724088004
It makes no sense to lie about it. I also told the truth. Regardless of what was said, she shouldn't punch someone.

i thought we didnt like movie games

>>724088139
>>724088165
I just don't see why Robert would cover for her at this point in time.
I also beat the shit out the Reporter which most people didn't do.

>>724088494
hypocrite

>>724088585
Why? I beat his ass on live TV, everyone knows what I did.
I made sure everyone knew what invisibitch did.
I'm the only honest player.

>>724087356
He died a couple years ago iirc

>>724088165
I just didn't see what I would have to gain by telling the truth. If there was some kind of benefit I would receive from telling the truth I probably would have, but I didn't see any benefit so I said it was the dry air.

I can't believe you pussies didn't drop Toxic.

>>724081323
oh shit, i apologize for making fun of you ntrchads

>>724088967
>Actual brownoid 'thought' process iit.
You seriously just habitually lie huh?

>>724089076
Yes.

>>724089209
How am I supposed to know you're telling the truth about lying then?

>>724088848
Dammit.

>>724082840
Yes. Can't leave a friendly giant bro hanging like that. Besides its the back of the hand and you are going to wash your hands in a few seconds anyway

>>724089297
You can choose to believe that I am or that I am not, it really doesn't matter. Outside of the courtroom, society as a whole really doesn't value truth and honestly that much. For example, take the rules of "Politeness". At its most fundamental level it is following rules the ensure the least amount of social friction for both parties involved. That is why when a cashier asks "How is your day going?" and you respond with "Not well" and explain why that is the case, you and considered to be rude. The cashier doesn't actually care, they are simply being polite. That is lying, and when you respond with "Good, thank you" even if you are having a bad day that is lying. But both lies are considered the polite thing to do.
If no one else values truth and honesty, why should I place too much value on it?

>>724084247
Invisigirl ended up being my most used due to how her ability worked and the missions going well with her power set. Coupe was probably my next best since she's pretty good and versatile with her +1 to combat or mobility on teams

>>724030987
Ponytail + Thick eyebrows + Stubble is kind of an Iconic look for Antonio Banderas, a famous Spanish Actor.

>>724089965
Coupe is ideal for team fights
Invisigal is ideal for solos
Golem i best for defense
midget is best for strong
Batboy is good for any smart/any physical (swaps)
Flambe is good if you start him easy and move up

>>724036815
And is friends with the Irish character. Who if you know your history, aren't exactly strangers to blowing shit up either.

>>724084917
How common are blue eyes in Arabs? Did they get them from rapebabies during the Crusades or something?

>>724090246
>Invisigal is ideal for solos
>Can't even beat one perp in a donut shop

>>724030987
If he was really afghani he wouldn't have been hanging out at a bar slinging pints with an irishman. Given Islams prohibition on alcohol.

>>724090464
I think he means in game mechanics during dispatch segments, she gets a bonus to finishing work quicker when shes sent on her own

>>724090464
Cutscene incompetence strikes again.

>>724090518
You don't have to be a practicing muslim just because you were born in the middle east

>>724057335
Why do gays like him so much?

>>724090651
muslims dont take kindly to non-muslims. Plus, if you were born into a muslim family, theyd make sure you are raised as a muslim, and they do not allow you to leave Islam

>>724057335
Sometimes you just have to accept that you are not the target audience. For example I didn't buy hollow knight not because I think it's a bad game, but I am simply not into metroidvania's. Doesn't mean the devs made the game wrong, they were just targeting someone other than me.

>>724090676
Just look at him? That and his rivalry with Robert could easily play into an enemies to lovers arc were it explored. It's a trope while cliche, does garner a good deal of attention.

>>724090787
He was a supervillain, you autistic tard.
He's also not living in Afghanistan anymore is he.

>>724090956
>>724090956
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>>724088494
they talk why 10sec later, are you guys retarded or something?

>>724090304
I too have heard tell of the IRA.