Thread 724031105

why do these teenagers all look late 20s? microplastics?

>>724031105 (OP)
>kids think adults are old
Welcome to every generation ever

>>724031105 (OP)
They all look so fucking old what the fuck

>>724031359
amongst other endocrine disruptors

>zoomettes will be poor and broke begging millennial chads to save them in exchange for being our concubines
Eat good, lads. Soon we will have our harem of whores to fuck while we game.

>>724031359
>>724031612
british "people"

>>724031105 (OP)
you'll get old too zoomies. now that I am almost 40 I look at these retards and cringe. I was once as stupid as them, and older people thought I was the cringe. I guess that's just how it goes. what I wouldn't give to go back tho.

>>724031637
even my hairline isnt that bad

>>724031359
>>724031612
That and listening to a bunch of influencer dipshits telling them Sunblock is poison just tan with baby oil. Is sun block good for you? Maybe maybe not, but you know what is definitely not good for you? Skin cancer.

>>724031105 (OP)
>what is old to you
>something older than me

HOLY FUCK WHAT A BUNCH OF RETARDS

I’m gonna cum

>>724031793
It's a thing I've noticed more and more. Why is everyone's hairline starting at the top of their fucking skill these days?
Also, when the hell did people with sloth eyes start existing?

>>724031784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV0wTtiJygY

It keeps being true.

>>724031784
>zoomies
>I am almost 40
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LOSER

>>724031105 (OP)
I'm old

>>724031972
>16

Bitch looks late 20s at the youngest.

>>724031507
>not letting mentally ill autists seethe over nothing till the thread reaches bump limit as usual
the fuck are you doing?

>>724031972
honestly, the "UGH YOURE SICK FOR WANTING TO FUCK A 22 YEAR OLD" crowd has a point
if you want to fuck this hag you deserve to get shitted on

>>724032060
>36
>looks 17

I am struggling to not laugh.

>>724031972
I would launch a thousand ships.

>>724032060
came here to post this

>>724031972
>hitting the wall at 16
grim

>>724032060
>>724032141
>>724032137
He just looks old

>>724031976
that it does.
>>724032006
get back in line lil' bro you don't get to laugh until you can prove you'll live long enough to reach my age.
>>724032060
this dude looks like he's in his mid 50s or something, or maybe a cancer patient.

>>724031359
They think sunscreen gives you cancer

>>724031972
HUGE

>8 year old gen alpha nephew called me 'unc' yesterday

it's over for me, bros

>>724031612
tanning and alcohol really fucks you up.

>>724032206
>slowly
>immediately loses her eggs with the english teacher look

>>724032182
>I'm fat and 40, therefore you must respect me
nah

>>724031972
why does she look 33?

I'm almost 40 and 18-20 year olds now call me daddy while I fuck them.

>>724032206
this is just being a white woman

>>724032250
>little kid thinks an adult is old
No shit. But it's actually over for this retarded tiktok, ipad generation. I'm glad I got to grow up before the tech went off the rails

>>724032283
you don't have to respect me but you could at least stop being a retard.

>>724032309
Where do you find them? I'm tired of talking to old hags.

What the hell is going on?

>>724032357
I have an IQ of 145 and don't use the word "zoomies" at 40

>>724032309
These 18-20 year olds, are they in the room with us now unc?

>>724032309
Sure they do

>>724032402
>I am... le smart!
ok, retard.

I'm 27 and I still feel young a lot of the time

>>724032383
Estrogen in the water from hags flushing birth control pills down the toilet for decades

>>724032383
RFK banned food preservatives

They'll grow old too one day.

>>724032359
Not in north america, let me tell you that.

>>724032454
you're 40 and say "le smart"