Thread 724032278

What does she play?

Friendslop and fotm story games

Hex maniac

Disgusting unlovable femcel thread

Girlfailures don’t exist

Whatever hololive gets perms for

they are called dolphin pants btw

I got banned for OPing this from facebook a few days ago and you guys keep falli g in the trap.

>>724032278 (OP)
I play Animal Crossing but I usually turn it off after a few minutes because I get sad playing it

>>724032278 (OP)
This is literally everything I've ever wanted in a girl.

>>724032278 (OP)
How does one get a girl failure gf?

>>724032278 (OP)
Flick the Bean Extreme

Persona

>>724032278 (OP)
League of Legends, Genshin Impact, FFXIV, farming/life sim games, otome games (yumejo), weird BL shit (fujo), Yakuza

>>724032564
The fuck is up with her legs? Does she have rickets?

>>724032278 (OP)
ok i want this but
- 10-15 years older
- 50 pounds heavier
- 50% more hairy in the pit area
and then we're good

I don't give a flying fuck what she plays, all I want to know is what she SMELLS like.

>>724032707
meth legs, seen it a thousand times
meth strips the fat out of your thighs in a weird way and leaves them all saggyskinny

>>724032731
Bad

>>724032278 (OP)
body odor is sexy only in 2d, virgins

>>724032416
why would you go to one of these

to acknowledge you're one of a thousand other cucks?

>>724032707
She has poor health habits like most girl failures

this bitch is objectively, conventionally hotter than any girl I've ever hugged/kissed/fucked/talked to/was in the same room as.

>>724032278 (OP)
She doesn't play games. No woman does unless it's for attention she's not already getting from Chad.

>>724032410
They do, and they look like that.
Except fat.
Honestly, if they weren't overweight they would be the best kind of girl.
Get them on coffee, cigarettes, and ozempic.

my girlfriend is getting a master’s degree in stem and buys me food

>>724032564
>>724032832
Why would you allow this garbage near your kids?

>>724032907
why does she love you

tinder and ig

>>724032832
not even quirk chungus, that's just how women are

>>724032832
EUGH adult sister au pair anal every night after a few shots of cuervo.

>>724032278 (OP)
md

>>724032278 (OP)
Build for rape and sex slavery

>>724032564
>>724032832
She needs Jesus.

>>724032832
>>724032564
Why even let her near your child?

>>724032907
the fabled stem degree

>>724032278 (OP)
Girlfailures can't exist because they can just mooch of random simps. Where most of them fail is that they just drain them completely and never invest into a career with that money.

>>724032625
This shit is unironically true. The two biggest sluts I know are very far from pretty. One straight up looks like a man. Men have NO standards. None.

>>724032278 (OP)
post the guy version

>>724032832
hey wait the mr. incredible bit was funny

>>724032278 (OP)
Girls like this don’t exist and if they do they are much uglier than that

>>724033092
any port in a storm

>>724032278 (OP)
rape meat for swarthy men simulator

>>724033134
Even the fatest, blackest Ms Pacman cosplayer has given birth twice.

all a woman truly has to do is take care of their appearance and not be an addict or whore and they can live a comfortable and beautiful middle class life free of turmoil

>>724033121
How do you even end up like this as a woman. Like, genuinely? You'd have to be denying yourself sex to have this happen to you as a female. All you have to do is exist and you'll attract someone as a woman.

>>724032278 (OP)
The only girls who even remotely resemble this are trailer trash and very repulsive either physically or personality-wise. This caricature is the creation of someone with a porn addiction.

>>724033092
girls with low self esteem are typically easier to get to open their legs yes

>>724032278 (OP)
>This specific type of short pants
>(optional)
No, NOT optional. Required.

>>724033262
>How do you even end up like this as a woman
Feminist brainwashing.

STOP GIVING ATTENTION TO WHORES!
BE BETTER MAN!!!

>>724033262
the way you mongoloids would have it, only one half of the gender binary needs to have sex to further the species and all males are in the lurch

>>724032827
A concert?

>>724033385
>BE BETTER MAN!!!
Like this.

this girl exists but she isn’t le wholesome self conscious yandere you are imagining

she bedrots all day, cheats on boyfriends, does hard drugs, lies constantly, starts arguments for no reason, and doesn’t care about other people very much

the male version of her is even worse btw - it is you

>>724032278 (OP)
>What does she play?
BBC

>>724033519
I'm a bitter virgin and have never done drugs in my life though.

>>724033183
Please remake this meme with a better kerning also kill yourself for posting trash.

>>724032625
you could literally rape a girl like the right and she will straight up never report you, and even come back for more

>>724033580
you would too if you had a girlfriend

white women deserve their inevitable demise

>>724032728
So your ideal lover lives in the ocean

>>724033649
Take hard drugs? I doubt it. My health is really poor.

>>724033668
what, a whale? no
i like chubby hairy 30-48 year old women

>>724032278 (OP)
These girls do exist
However, they are always either
1) Flat chested and built like a stick figure
2) Fat and repulsive
I'm sorry

>>724033519
this anon is right. do yourself a favor and find someone who embodies more than just an aesthetic. you generally want someone who has a modicum of respect for themselves and (by extension) you. if you're getting denigrated by the bitch with whom you're actually trying to make things work, it means it's not going to work, no matter how long you try and prolong things. sooner or later shit's going to break.

>>724033519
you forgot to mention the best part

she is swarmed in attention, and despite being a 'girl failure', has no shortage in her ability to have her pick of men.

>>724032564
>My ass look good or what

She says this to her brother???

>>724033828
You don't?

>>724032731
bad and not the good kind of bad

>>724033470
Goddamn. People forgot adoption exists just to pretend to have an argument.

>>724033445
It's not an artist its just a woman.

>>724033885
this
there was this fat chick in one of my college classes who smelled like literal death
you could tell when she'd been there because the smell would linger around her seat
smellfag shit is only hot in hentai

>>724033937
But Ina is literally an artist and she also does like 6 concerts a year

>>724033519
>she bedrots all day, cheats on boyfriends, does hard drugs, lies constantly, starts arguments for no reason, and doesn’t care about other people very much
It's so fucked up how in modern society a man is seen as worse than an adulterous belligerent drug addict for the crime of not being sexually popular with women.
It really says a lot about the absolute state.
No, I'm not a male version of that nor am I anywhere near as bad.

Not dorky enough

>>724034015
Does she play instruments or make the music herself? Or does she just sing?

Either way, I don't want to acknowledge other fans, call it delusional i don't care, not knowing that i am just a face amongst a sea of other men makes me feel that I have a special connection, let me have my own fairytale.

>>724033519
you have described my sister
i am nothing like her

>>724032896
>Except fat.
This! And, they're usually an alcoholic, a pothead, or both. I have yet to meet an attractive girlfailure who isn't any of those things.

>>724033519
>Source: my ass!
You're dumb and you're butt hurt!

>>724032278 (OP)
you forgot the part where she's fat and not attractive

>>724034128
>not knowing that i am just a face amongst a sea of other men makes me feel that I have a special connection
jesus wept

>>724033996
Yeah had the exact experience, I sat once in the wrong row, where she usually sits and the 2 hour lecture felt like 7 hours.

>>724034128
Ina knows how to play instruments but I think he meant she's literally a professional artist.
As in a professional illustrator.
Shouldn't you know that if you want a 'special connection'?

>>724034098
it is laughable to imply that the only thing wrong with the average 4chan poster is that they're unpopular with women

>>724034240
>jesus wept
AI response

>>724034128
If you want a vtuber that makes their own music you go with Mori since she's literally under a label with Universal Music.

>>724033519
Part of me wonders if my sister would've ended up like that but she peaced out way too early for the damage to take hold. Shattered family lines tends to do wonders on an impressionable mind along with a gaslighting piece of shit homewrecker.

>>724034280
I don't have a clue who she is, I watch vtubers on twitch only.

>>724034320
I've already got a bunch of streamers that I really enjoy watching.

>>724034286
¿oh yeah?
what qualities does the average 4chan poster have that makes them worse than an adulterous and belligerent hard drug addict?

>>724032278 (OP)
Probably normalfag shit like Mario, CoD, Fartnite, or Baldur's Gate.

>>724033470
Gee this guy is such a cuck

>>724032372
All foids are volcels

>>724033470
I will never understand people like this. Literally just don't have sex. It's not hard. It's actually so easy that I have been doing it for 32 years.

She plays gacha garbage, MOBA garbage, and maybe shit like Valorant if that's still popular.
>>724033519
A girl in a friend group of mine is like this, minus the hard drugs. It's true.
>>724033818
100%. The very brief moments she's single (after she breaks up with e-bf #xxx she drowns the friend group in self-pity saying she'll never be loved and can never love again whatever. Then she finds her next e-bf within like a week.

>>724032410
Yes they do, I've "dated" a few, and let me tell you.... The only thing that's good is the sex, if your kinks align, that is. If not, holy fuck is there some crazy cunts out there.
>>724032564
DON'T. JUST DO NOT.
>>724032896
correct
>>724033281
and
>>724033519
also are correct

>>724034403
>on Twitch only
I'm sorry. I've seen the prospects outside of hololive and it's grim, but if you enjoy that sort of thing then more power to you

>>724033470
i don't want kids either but i can't imagine paying someone to take a scalpel to my nads. that is fuckin horrific.
i must become a gayer man.

>>724032919
Her sister is probably just as stupid as her.

>>724034446
All men are too, to be fair. There’s not a man alive who couldn’t get laid with enough effort. Incels and femcels are both mentally ill losers who think they deserve better than what they can get.
Fun fact: “incel” was coined by a woman to describe herself. Men co-opted it later.

>>724034395
Peaced out as in killed herself? Damn. My condolences, man.

>>724032278 (OP)
my pingas

these starter packs scream incel and I've never seen a vagina in my life

>>724034691
>All men are too, to be fair. There’s not a man alive who couldn’t get laid with enough effort.
Everyone who is poor is just lazy and didn't put in enough effort.

>>724034691
Sure sure.

>>724032278 (OP)
>There's a girl like this who comes to where I work all the time
> Except she's got no tits
>Or ass
> And she has hair over one of her eyes
>Because she has a lazy eye
> I like her but she has that tomoko feeling like you know what I mean she's plain enough to fuck but for long term it's terrible so you wonder if it's even worth asking her out knowing you're going to just use her for sex then when she's old dump her.

>>724034838
>but for long term it's terrible so you wonder if it's even worth asking her out knowing you're going to just use her for sex then when she's old dump her.
you say that like you've got bitches lined up around the block for your dick. I find that pretty hard to believe.

>>724034838
Ask her out and be amazed that she already has a boyfriend.
Females are not single unless they want to be. Even then, being single does not mean they aren't fucking somebody.

>>724033519
But i never had sex, i dont lie and i dont like bothering people.

>starterpack
go back

>>724034581
I don't know japanese and don't have an interest in learning it.

I watched Twitch as a teenager and even though i'm in my 30s its familiar to me, but I exclusively watch vtubers really.

>>724032564
>>724032832
I can fix her.

>>724034691
i'm 5'3 and a 4/10, maybe a 5 on a really good day. am i a volcel anon? go ahead and tell me i am

>>724034804
Indeed!

Also, there are so many lying incels in this objectively shitty thread as well!

>I've "dated" a few
No you didn't!

>There's a girl like this who comes to where I work all the time
She doesn't exist!

>>724034823
Hot women don’t actually just knock on Chad’s door and fuck him. You have to try. (you won’t)

>>724035041
>what is Tinder
Hey aunt, aren't you too old to be here?

the hack to stop being an incel is latinas and black women by the way

>>724033470
Gianni is a colossal faggot and I hate him shoving himself into every FPS

>>724035041
lmao foid moment

>>724035001
Upload a picture of yourself so that people can judge you.

Or just describe what you look like.

>>724034691
>Fun fact: “incel” was coined by a woman to describe herself. Men co-opted it later.
did it still mean the same thing? because any woman that can't get sex isn't trying to have sex, or is handicapped in some way

>>724035001
You are. Hang out in bars after midnight for long enough and you will eventually have sex. Less time if you go to Southeast Asia. But that’s too hard for you, which makes you a volcel.

>>724033183
Finally, evolution for humans has given us the ultimate lifeform

>>724035194
grandpa no one goes to bars anymore
go to bed

Jan jan, move this /r9k/ thread over there because is not vidya

>>724035120
Explain

>>724035001
Quite seriously, consider moving to Asia. It's full of short guys.

>>724034823
You need money to make money. Unless you're born into money and live on easy mode you're stuck where you are unless you get extremely lucky.

>>724035120
>stop being an incel
you must be brown if you think an incel is someone who just wants to have sex. it generally refers to someone who is so unlikable that they can't get a romantic partner. any retard can hire a hooker. that's not the problem.

>>724032278 (OP)
/ss/ vns

>>724032278 (OP)
she looks like she fucks shotas

>>724035119
Do you think somebody else makes the profile for him, does the swiping, talks to the girl?
>but I can’t do that
So go talk to girls irl. Which you won’t.
You’re unfuckable because you’re lazy. Thats the hard truth of the matter.

>>724032707
Mixture of drug abuse and complete lack of any labor or exercise that would build muscle

>>724035307
Kek

>>724032410
I dated one for a year and a half and dumped over 100 loads into her

>>724035225
Wait, isn't hatemonger gay?

>>724035251
nta but thats just not true. Bars all over Brooklyn are packed with easy trim every night of the week

where's the fucking vidya

>>724032731
Sour BO and Swear

>>724035402
Your left hand doesn't count, buster.

>>724035307
I'd pick her

>>724035379
After post nut clarity this would get old immediately.

>>724034963
I don't. But I don't want to waste her time. I mean how would you feel if a guy just used you for sex and then when you got old dumped you because he just doesn't like you anymore.

>>724034967
No she doesn't I talk to her. Her mom's a total bitch to her for some reason so her self esteem is low. But I ask what shows and manga she reads and she opens up to me all smiles so it's comfy hearing her talk for a while about what's happening in whatever she's watching. When she leaves she always waves goodbye to me and smiles. I'm glad she's happy when she visits.

>>724035479
Hasn't been a vidya board for the last 5~10 years nigger.

>>724034967
I chatted up two girls at my work place and both eventually dropped the
>I have a boyfriend
bomb on me. Holy FUCK women.

>>724035379
Its cute untill you're actually dealing with this shit

>>724035379
obnoxious, disgusting BPD cunt.
outside of your sexual fantasies, you really don't want to actually be stuck with someone like this.

>>724035524
and yet the retards here will say they are okay with this, disregarding the fact that this girl would not be attractive IRL.

>>724035447
Wtf does this happen to humans? I've experienced HUNGER (like days without food hunger) and I didn't shake. I only felt frail and weak

blud is losing his fucking mind in this thread

>>724032278 (OP)
She stinks but she stinks good :)

Her scent is such a turn on, it’s activating my neurons

>>724035548
>But I don't want to waste her time.
You're wasting your own time. Quit being a faggot.
>I mean how would you feel if a guy just used you for sex and then when you got old dumped you because he just doesn't like you anymore.
This is brainrot.

>>724035593
name a single game that actually has disclaimers like that

>>724035597
well yeah, the people who say they want this have never been with even one woman. they don't know that this behavior is not cute and sometimes feels like you're in physical danger.

I haven’t seen an unironic Incel in years. Where did they all go?

>>724035486
No fr, she had some kinda thing In her uterus that stopped cum from making her pregnant

>>724035524
>>724035602
>>724035597
ur gay

>>724032278 (OP)
RPG Maker games on itch.io and otome games

>>724032278 (OP)
Rust
Trust me
It's Rust