Thread 724038094

My friend will kill himself soon.

>>724038094 (OP)
Be a good friend and suck his dick to make him feel better.

>>724038094 (OP)
based, I hope you'll join him

>>724038094 (OP)
Gaming MT's are one of the most accessible, accepted vices in history.

That doesn't mean its okay though. If he kills himself over this he lacks any fortitude. Dude was a goner either way.

>>724038094 (OP)
I have like 2 hours of CSGO and had like 5 unopened crates I sold for $50. What an absurd world we live in thanks for the money retards.

>>724038446
This

>>724038094 (OP)
>broooo call me pleeeeease
>it's about the knife skins bro
>stop your actual job it's so fucking over
>i can't believe i left everything behind and put my entire life savings into knife skins i'm so done
your friend is dumb. tell him to get a fucking job or jump off the nearest building already

>>724038094 (OP)
lmao get owned

normalfags turn everything into a get rich quick scheme

>>724038094 (OP)
>smartphone
>using Facebook

You should join him

>>724038094 (OP)
>do you want it

Gabe killed millions

>>724043470
>Gabe killed millions
to save trillions.

>>724041392
lmao

>asap legit
>legit can't
legit faggots

>>724038094 (OP)
My knife and gloves went down 150 and my red m4, ak, and mac 10 skins went up 250. I won.

tell him to see nophono

>>724041392
kek

>>724041392
KEK

>>724038094 (OP)
ask if you can get his stuff

>>724040306
They’re clearly third worlders. $500 is like 4 months salary

>>724038094 (OP)
lmao

The crafted skins are untradable, if anything people are getting rich off the red skins now since those can be traded to gamble.

It's not even "nothing of value was lost", it's literally "negative value will be removed to improve the universe". Those addict don't even make good fertilizer

>>724045505
I just checked my friend's inventory and his gloves and bayonet went from like 1200 combined to 500 KEK
FUCKING BRUTAL. He only got them within the last 6 months.
These people who had all their money in an expensive knife and pair of gloves got FISTED by Gaben
I had a cheap pair of driver gloves and a cheap bowie knife so neither really had much to drop.

>>724045795
>120 usd to 50 usd
Oh boy better kys

>have friend who is much younger than me
>hear about him and bunch of his friends buying digital knives
I never knew this was actual thing and people actually being serious about it. What the fuck happened to Counter-Strike?

>>724038094 (OP)
>NOOO not my heckin' tiger tooth! It was worth 700,000 dolla-ACK!

>>724045604
>$500 is like 4 months salary
in the third world.... right?

>>724038094 (OP)
Why can't zoomers write messages in full? Why do they always send them one line at a time?

He bought?

>>724045886
is this real?

>>724046167
i find it more annoying that people think their mundane text message exchanges are interesting enough to warrant a thread.

>digital assets

bitshit better be next

>>724046102
Illiterate-kun...........

Bro is busy lol leave him alone he don't about that knife he'll buy three more after crash unless he was in it for the cash then he'll go buy Pokémon cards instead

>>724038094 (OP)
Why was he holding on to shit you're supposed to sell as soon as you can? It's speculative money, not real money

>>724045886
wait, is this real?

>>724045886
>What the fuck happened to Counter-Strike?
Nothing much? CS:GO and CS2 were always about skins.
Reminder that CS was always very mediocre shooter but that shooter was very popular in computer clubs around 20 years ago. Without clubs nobody gave a fuck about CS as a shooter until CS:GO and skin trade was made a thing.

Tell us: How do you explain to your grandmother that your savings are well invested in knives and gloves from a game of terrorists and counter-terrorists?

>>724046527
You explain at the end of a rope with a puddle of your own piss underneath you, nothing needs to be said.

pretty sure terrorists used these to launder huge amounts of money valve did it in cahoots with interpol and FBI. an unintended sacrifice was the millions of jeet scammers on steam tho i guess

>>724046527
6 billions is very serious market, what Gabe did can be qualified as economic terrorism
It won't be for single reason - Gabe is billionaire who can buy government as he pleases

>>724046102
What else could I have meant? Retard

>>724046527
You don’t explain that shit to normalfags, they’re too stupid to understand anything, their opinions are drilled into their minds by media and they repeat them without ever really understanding what it’s about
With stuff like this and crypto the way is to do it without telling anyone and if you make it you dab on the retards wageslaving for nothing, otherwise you keep your mouth shut

Man, feels nice that I have never liked cs

>>724046659
You plebs just put terrorism on the end of anything. How about you stop food terrorism and go outside

>>724038094 (OP)
Not your blog

>from twitter to DMs as thread starter
at least it can't get any worse

>>724046750
>guy single-handedly erase 2 billions from people pockets
You can label it however you want. What he did is a crime.

My $300 knife dropped to $120...
Dang nabbit gabe i hope u get RAPED

>>724046892
kys retard

>>724046659
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You are the fucking terrorist here, this is about pimpin' your bing bing wahoo video game kit with stupit lookin textures and whaleniggers and "market makers" and "investors" and gamblers keep hoovering up all the pretty ones in hopes for a bigger fool or some moron saudi who buys low float items or pimps out their ragehack account. I'm glad volvo is making these stupid fucking pictures available for people. Defenstrate yourself and dolphin dive while at it. Fucking parasite.

>>724041392
>>724044561
>>724045526
>>724045539
I don’t get it. What’s so funny about this? Is it that he wants to sell it to his friend?

>>724041392
subtle

>>724046676
>normalfags are so dumb
>unlike me, the dumbass who buys digital assets which can drop in value at any moment
You're cattle too, Ranjeesh.

>>724038094 (OP)
>Call me
>ASAP
>It's regarding your tiger tooth

This has to be the gayest fucking exchange I've ever seen

>>724045886
Is this real?

I didn't sell $20,000 in profit on a shitcoin I bought because I thought it would go much higher, and now it's worth like $1,500 and I didn't kill myself

>>724047143
>making assumptions about what I do or don’t do
lmao retard
I’m gonna blow your mind: you can have an opinion on something without engaging in it

tesr

>>724047262
>I HAVE AN OPINION
Nobody cares, saar.

I wanna know if anyone at valve did insider trading

>>724046385
speculative money is real money, poorbrain. maybe what you meant is that knives in a video game aren't real so he should have collected the maximal amount of speculative money when he had the chance.

I shorted bitcoin solely because I saw that other retard going all in and I figured he knew something I didn't. Made a cool $400k off it, lmfao.

>>724038094 (OP)
>What's happened
bonger alert

>>724045886
Why is it always orange cats?

>>724047210
imagine being well adjusted.

>>724046527
>It's like the stock market but in a video game
wooooooooooooooooooow so hard

>crashing hard
N

>>724047028
I think its because skins are worth quite a lot and the answer the guy gave was because he knew it is tanking in value to the point you can give it away. I don't deal with much of valve's funny munny.

>>724046441
Nah. Counterstrike had a steady base of players until GO happened.
As soon as any game introduces trading, marketeers flood in.
You can't just disable the skins and ignore them, because traders infest every game and contribute only the bare minimum to get their drops, while often also trying to scam people out of shit.
Eventually, every actual player leaves because the stench of merchants cannot be escaped save for jumping ship to games which don't cater to them.

Disrupting and crashing virtual markets is an objectively good thing (But it is still better to never introduce tradeshit in the first place).

Heh, don't let him have an actual knife

>>724038094 (OP)
tell him do a flip

I hope he kills himself and Livestreams it

>>724046527
Good luck explaining any investment. Half the market will argue with you.

>>724047341
>please respond
yikes

>>724038094 (OP)
>muh virtual items as currency
lmao

>they did not learn from NTFs
Nobody will pay thousands for your pixels lmao.

>>724047675
> Actually it is not like the stock market
> There is a third party that can fart and all assets will be transformed to dust

So it is somehow dumber than NFT, grandson? Ok, Ok, no need to act surprised that your dear old grandma knows a thing or two about NFT, hehe... Tell me, do you remember your younger brother, Tom?.. Yeah, a real rascal, he was, told me a lot about NFT last year... gimme that long box please... Thank you, Billy. Well, Billy, time for you to find out why you haven't heard of him lately. Who knows, maybe you can even meet him again. Now, now, be quiet. Stand up and start that Discord call with so called "friends" of yours, because -- god knows -- at least some event in your barren life must leave something in the world besides your shit in your pampers and your brains on my wall.

>>724047364
1. Absolutely, lol. We don't even need to check to know it happened.

2.It only counts as 'insider trading' if there are laws against it.

If you buy a meme coin and get rugged by scammers that wasn't insider trading, that was you being retarded.

This is just meme shit, it's insane that people were putting money in it in the first place

>>724038246
suck his dick? you should be spreading your cheeks at the bare MINIMUM

>>724045886
FAAAAAAAKE

>>724047675
>stock market
And what do they do with the money you invest there?

How much money can there possibly be in this? Is it really a big enough deal that people are in bad financial positions because of it?

>>724038094 (OP)
The fuck happened now?

>>724046169
PATCH EET

>>724045886
wtf is this real?

>>724046659
>oy vey, muh 6 gorillion, this just like anuddah shoah
you’ll live

>>724056263
>granny rp
gayyyyy

>>724047210
it's much better than selling at 20k and then seeing it skyrocket past 200k. well feelings wise anyway, you would have 20k in that scenario

>>724046659
>economic terrorism

So in the end, all cryptocurrencies are just digital Ponzi schemes where people just pass money around among themselves but nobody does anything with it.

>>724046659
your english makes me feel very xenophobic

>>724038094 (OP)
I assume these are all 3rd worlders because i looked up the dollar amounts in this crash and its pitiful

>>724059787
uh.... they DON'T invest that money into human or industrial capital for the production of goods are delivery of services.

>I AM GOING TO FREAKING KILL MYSELF BECAUSE STEAMBUCKS (imaginary curency with no real lide value) NO LONGER HAS ANY VALUE
I don't get it? Last time i checkes you couldn't cash put stram bucks so why are these retards killing themselves?

>>724046659
Newell is a fat retard with zero influence, "he" can't even stop being fat.

>>724061159
You don't understand, the numbers on the screen said I was a BILLIONAIRE.
I WAS A BILLIONAIRE.

>>724060810
Do not want to be that guy, but crypto is based on something. This shit? Tomorrow Gabe can tell that every knife skin now makes it look like a flaccid dick. And the day after that, he rolls this back and now owners of the rarest knife skins are the ones who will ever get access to Half Life 3. To invest in this unironically, one must be the king of all morons.

>>724047028
The joke is that nobody is fucking buying this shit even before the market crash

>>724046659
>6 billions is very serious market

explain it to me because Im reading and reading and don't get it, where the fuck is a real loss? it's just a cs item and only cstards will buy that, I seriously have hard time to understand why they killing themselves

>>724061807
browns believe that speculative value is realized value

>>724061807
>it's just a cs item and only cstards will buy that
That's exactly it and that's what makes it so retarded in the first place. Much like comic books or (games nowadays lol) its a speculator's market based on how rare something is and how much someone is willing to pay said rare thing, its all money in the air until someone actually makes a transaction.

>>724061807
There's criminal underhanded shady third party sites and laundering involved

>>724046659
>>724046892

>>724060810
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>>724061319
He actually slimmed down considerably from 20 years ago.

>>724046659
all my apes gone

>>724046659
>economic terrorism
these words get throw around everytime a jew gets upset

>>724038094 (OP)
>get jewed
>killself
when is timmy finally gonna stand up for himself?

>>724060810
wait until you find out how (((real))) money works

>>724038094 (OP)
ok

>>724046951
I've lost cash before by being a fool with BTC, so let me tell you: your knife is actually worth $0, because you haven't sold it.
The >>724060297 anon saying
"it might skyrocket to 200K", if something is able to skyrocket then it's also able to deepdive.
Sell it while you can and be glad if it's a reasonable gain.

>>724064228
>exchanged for services or goods
The fuck

>>724045886
there's no way this video is real...
how do you even teach a cat to do that??

>>724045886
Damn, the new Puss in Boots movie is hardcore.

>it's regarding your tiger tooth
ALL MY APES, GONE

>>724047028
OP revealed that the person in question is his friend so a kind gift shouldn't really surprise anyone, but this is 4chan.

>>724046659
SAAAAAAAAAR

>>724059787
play CS:GO decked out like some God-mocking crossbreed of King Croesus and Barney Fife

>>724061159
i assumed that people sold them for actual money in other markets outside steam

Imagine standing before the pearly gates and having to explain why you offed yourself.

>>724064772
the same applies to all currency they can just print more

>>724060810
People have already bought and sold houses for BTC here in leafland. One of the first sales was when BTC was below $100

>>724046747
A shame about the brain parasite though.