Thread 724042324

He never said that.

>>724042324 (OP)
Better man spotted!

i think you should kill yourself

>>724042324 (OP)
>We all had her but Kratos married her. That makes him a better man. He's a better man.

>>724042413
He did I was there swear on my mama's life

>>724042508
>t. Worse man

>>724042550
Kek

why does /v/ love making cuck fanfics so much?

>>724042324 (OP)
Said Kratos calmly

>>724042550
>Better man posting is 200 years old
Holy soul

>CVCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THIS IS MY WIFE'S BLACK BVLL
>MAN BETTERING, CUM EATING
>SUCK ON THE BVLL WHEN HE WANTS TO GO BREEDING

>THIS IS MY WIFE'S BLACK BVLL

>CVCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>I'VE PREPPED MY WIFE'S BVLL
>HUMILIATION, NO BREEDING
>DONT GIVE A FUCK WHEN I CATCH MY WIFE CHEATING
>SHE GETS GANG BANGED WHILE MY CLITTY IS LEAKING

>WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
>IF I CVCKED MYSELF TONIGHT
>CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT

>IN THE CORNER OUT OF SIGHT
>GETTING CVCKED EVERY NIGHT

>CAUSE I'M WATCHING MY WIFE, WATCHING HER BVLLS
>REARRANGE HER GUTS WITH THEIR TOOLS
>WATCHING MY CRUSH, WATCHING HER BVLLS
>REARRANGE HER GUTS WITH THEIR TOOLS

>I ALWAYS REALIZED MY CLITTY WAS TOO THIN
>FAPPING TO CVCK PORN WANTING BLACK DICKS WITHIN
>MY WIFE FUCKING THE BVLL AND LIVING IN SIN
>DOWNWARD SPIRAL, WHERE DO I BEGIN?

>IT ALL STARTED WHEN I MET MY MISSUS
>I'M A BETTER MAN SO HER PAST IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS
>SEARCHING TO FIND A BVLL ON A HIGHER LEVEL
>TRYING EVERYDAY TO BECOME BETTER


>CAUSE I'M WATCHING MY WIFE, GETTING GANG BANGED
>AS THE BVLLS TREAT HER LIKE A JIZZ RAG
>DRINKING SOILENT, REPORTING CHUDCELS
>WHILE I FELCH BVLL CUM OUT OF HER SNATCH

>CVCKING ALRIGHT, STEP SONS ARE FINE
>I'M PREPPING AND I'M LEAKING
>IM LEAKING
>IM LEAKING
>IM LEAKING
>IM LEAKING

>I. WISH. I. WERE. NOT. A. WORSE. MAN

>CVCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THIS IS MY WIFE'S BLACK BVLL
>MAN BETTERING, CUM EATING
>SUCK ON THE BVLL WHEN HE WANTS TO GO BREEDING

>WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
>IF I CVCKED MYSELF TONIGHT
>CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT

>IN THE CORNER OUT OF SIGHT
>AND I'M SLEEPING IN THE SHED TONIGHT

>CAUSE I'M WATCHING HER BVLLS, WITH THEIR MEAT POLES
>DROP POZZED LOADS DOWN ALL HER HOLES
>MY CLITTY IS LOCKED UP, IT'S TOO DEFORMED
>TOO SMALL TO EVER PLEASE HER HOLES

>CVCKINGS ALRIGHT, STEP SONS ARE FINE
>I'M PREPPING AND I'M LEAKING

>I CAN'T GO ON LIVING THIS WAY
>PELASE FUCK MY WIFE

We need better plans.

>Faye... I love you... And so do these fifteen blacks that will come and ravage your pussy, butthole and mouth
>Kratos what the fuck, I-
>FAYE YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR BODY IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS so you better let them fill your every hole i am trying to become BETTER™

>>724042768
Me when I see Kratos bringing home his third bull of the month

>>724043150
>>724042940
>>724042857
>>724042764
>>724042324 (OP)
He said all this in the game

>>724042324 (OP)
>piss and shit smoothie
That's a new one

A better controller for a better man.

>>724042324 (OP)
>rehashed /tv/ memes on /v/
This board is gutter trash.

>>724042324 (OP)
he wasn't in that game

posted it again award

>>724042324 (OP)
Man this Rockstar dialogue is getting super realistic.

Why is /v/ spamming Tomar?

>TYRONE? TYRONE?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT BITCH OF A WHITE WIFE
>*pauses disco elysium and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH... OH MY FAUCI SCIENCE SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!
>*smashes the controller at the tv in the background playing Hasanabi's livestream*
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY TYRONE AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL MIXED CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN TYRONE'S ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO CALM DOWN A BIT

>>724044094
The game mentions "better men"

>>724042764
>that video
fucking lmao

Is ye a betterman™?

IF *clap* YOU *clap* AREN'T *clap* ACTIVELY *clap* TRYING *clap* TO *clap* BECOME *clap* A *clap* BETTER *clap* MAN *clap* THEN *clap* YOU *clap* ARE *clap* A *clap* FASCIST.

>>724044626
>JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA
Who?

>>724045104
What's wrong with this guy?

>>724045284
>doesn't know jefre Cantu Ledesma
Ngmi as a betterman

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
*Smashes steamdeck running disco elysium against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE DISCO ELYSIUM CONVENTION! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT DISCO ELYSIUM FEST? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING WHITEOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

/dbs/ tier retardation in these threads

>>724045291
he's mentally ill, unsurprisingly

>>724044809
Has ai gone too far?

We must be burgir men

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!
GIVE ME MY RIGHTFULLY DESERVED 5TH RING, AND MY COURT IS YOURS!!!

How are you simpletons entertained by this every single hour of every single day

>>724050149
the repetition is what makes it funny
i didnt even smile when i first saw these threads but now i giggle like a retard

>>724050238
You're clearly not just "like" a retard

>>724050425
guess i just became a better man

>>724042764
keeeeeeeek

>>724043640
we mvst have better memes

>>724042324 (OP)
>someone thought of this, wrote it out and posted it

>>724042324 (OP)
Dont kink shame OP

>>724044638
So? Kratos isn't a better man. He says "we must be better men" implying that he isn't a better man, but he should strive to be a better man.

>>724050902
He was clearly a better man

>>724042764
>>CAUSE I'M WATCHING MY WIFE, WATCHING HER BVLLS
>>REARRANGE HER GUTS WITH THEIR TOOLS
would be better as
>CAUSE BLACK BULL'S GETTING BEHIND, WATCHING HIM GRIND
>WISH SOMEBODY WOULD RAVAGE MY WIFE

>>724050149
The more (You)'re annoyed by it, the funnier it is.

>>724042550
I kneel

>>724052192
Is that vtmb2?>>724052192

>>724052192
I was just watching the before you buy on that cucks Youtube channel Jake cuckdino or whatever, thanks for this, now I'd rather die than give a cent to these filthy trannies. I wasn't going to buy anyways since I always pirate everything but still, I wont waste time on it.

>>724052610
Looks like it. It's a reference to the first game.

>>724045291
To be fair Adolf betrayed us all.

COME ON EVERYBODY! Let's all do the cuck dance!

>>724052947
YABBA DABBA DOO

>>724052681
I figured as much. What I can't understand is why would anyone buy it.

>>724052652
Somebody was so mad at subhuman asian monkeys he spent hours making this kek

>OH BOY! Is that a new doggy bowl for me!? And it even has my name on it! WHIPPIEEEEEEE! Thank you so much Beerus sama!
>Stinky Muttly is so happy! This will look great in my fecal covered piss smelling cage!
>And you said Cheelai is coming to visit you in your bedchambers and I can watch while I slurp from my doggy woggy bowl! Now that's awesome! *Blanka noises" SCRAPPY DAPPY DOOOOOOOO!

>>724052947
It's called the better man dance

>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,
>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,
>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…

>WE SHINE A LIGHT, WHILE ASURA COPES!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!

>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,
>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,
>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…
>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,
>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!

>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, THE WEEBFAGS ROPE!
>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!

>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,
>Illuminated by the fire on me…
>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,
>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!

>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,
>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,
>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!

>Wife… in… labor…
>Black… Men… raped… her…

>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*

>In brightest day, the weebfags rope…
>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…
>We shine a light, while Asura copes…
>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!

>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!
>BLAAACK MEEEN RAAAPED HEEER!!!

>>724043640
I agree /tv/ is shit, but you're the only one bringing them up

>>724042324 (OP)
>MICAH-SAMA

Nice try chud, but Arthur is American. This is fake.

>>724042940
He really is a God of Better men

>>724042324 (OP)
You didn't need Kratos, Arthur is unironically like this

Vasectomy? Hmm reckon I’ll snip my tubes after all, fellers. No more young’uns. Man’s gotta own his choices, keep the world lighter.

>>724042413
Ok. How you know?

this meme is unironically one of the funniest and saddest things /v/ has come up with in recent times. post more

As i walked out on my wife and javonte
As i walked out on my wife's black boyfriend
I spied a buff black men oh with a big penis
With a big penis and black as they come

Oh beat the wife slowly
And pump the cum lowly
Prep the black bull as he breeds away-he
Take me to the gamestop and buy me a console
I'm a young cvckboy i want my switch 2

>>724044626
>DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION
Do people actually speed run that? I thought the game had RNG mechanics or something like that

>>724042324 (OP)
He said that

>>724042324 (OP)
holy shit you combined them

>>724045291
I told you about them curious monkeys, Ye

>>724044626
this webm lmao

>>724057918
I see by your penis, that you are a breeder
These word i did say as he boldly walked by
Destroy my wife's pussy and let me watch bluntly
Got shat on her chest and now I must clean up

Go fetch me my switch, a cartridge of mario
Kill yourself bald cvck, my wife's black son said
Before I finished, the battery had emptied itself
No bing bing wahoo, the cvckboy is sad

I’m missing some of the lore. Who is Micah and why does Kratos want to get fucked by him?

>>724042550
lel

>>724042324 (OP)
I cried better manly tears when I first watched this scene and I failed the QTE prompts several times... KINO

>>724058915
You can't actually fail those, that would've made the soicialist soiboy bettermen angry so they made them failproof

Black is lovely thing
And it makes my wife all wet
Bound, by my cock cage
I feel into my chair of shame

I fell into the armchair in the corner
Tyrone pumps pumps pumps and the wife screams louder
And it loads loads loads, switch 2 console, my switch 2 console

>>724050149
I'm becoming a better man that's how

There were seven blackish buff bulls
Ravaging my dirty wife
They were taking their turns
On my wife's bedroom bed
When the fucking stopped, and the room cleared
There was white goo everywhere
And seven blackish buff bulls
Gifted me another son

>>724059878
>>724059350
What song are you covering? Is this original poetry?

>>724059928
>>724057918 Streets of Laredo
>>724059350 Ring of Fire
>>724059878 7 Spanish Angels

>>724060053
That's pretty good, Fuck it, I'll cover in the air tonight soon, right now I'm busy roasting some chestnuts, after that I'll do it if the thread is still up, if not I'll make a new one, for now have these

Last resort
https://vocaroo.com/1i6TilVE7GvY

Crawling
https://vocaroo.com/18lEGRBAcAsE

Bleed it out
https://vocaroo.com/1lZ5OqDyMUVH

>>724060759
based. if you feel like singing it, i've converted the entirety of streets of laredo (some minor edits here from the previous posts).

[Verse 1]
>As i walked out on my wife and javonte
>As i walked out on my wife's black boyfriend
>I spied a buff black men oh with a big penis
>With a big penis and black as they come

[Chorus]
>Oh beat the wife slowly
>And pump the cum lowly
>Prep the black bull as he breeds on my wife
>Take me to the gamestop and buy me a console
>I'm a bald cvckboy i want my switch 2

[Verse 2]
>I see by your penis, that you are a breeder
>These word i did say as he boldly walked by
>Destroy my wife's pussy and let me watch bluntly
>Got shat on her chest and now I must clean up

[Verse 3]
>Go fetch me my switch, a cartridge of mario
>Kill yourself bald cvck, my wife's black son said
>Before I finished, the battery died on me
>No bing bing wahoo, the cvckboy is sad

[Chorus]
>Oh beat the wife slowly
>And pump the cum lowly
>Prep the black bull as he breeds on my wife
>Take me to the gamestop and buy me a console
>I'm a bald cvckboy i want my switch 2

>>724061297
Massive Keks anon, we should make a couple of albums, if you have any other good lyrics post them, if not today I'll sing them on the weekend, BTW, do you know how I can make the instrumentals clearer on vocaroo? I play them on my laptop while recording on my phone but they don't come out good enough.

>this is actual dialogue from the game
Jesus Christ

>>724042324 (OP)
Holy shit is that Better Man

>>724061827
i guess you'd need to record it on some other software like audacity and upload the file afterwards.

>We need more money, Ar-
>We NEED to be better, Dutch!!

>>724062092
Yeah but upload where? I don't have any YouTube channels and vocaroo is the place where you can easily upload, but it only allows recordings, are there any similar sites that let you upload mp3 files for free?

>>724062184
vocaroo.com/upload

>>724045291
>What's wrong with this guy?
unironically got cucked by BWC

>>724062420
Glorious, thank you anon, I'll make some high quality songs now

>>724042550
doesn't that happen in the comic except it's one of Kratos's Spartan men instead of Kratos and he's still getting cucked even after marrying the woman, multiple times a day actually

>>724042324 (OP)
Kek, he said this.

>>724048328
idk why this is so funny to me

working on 16 tons

[Verse 1]
Some people say a cvck is made out of mud
A black man's made out of muscle and cock
Muscle and cock and Oxycodon
A life that's bleak and a wife that's torn

[Chorus]
She fuck's sixteen cocks, what do I get?
Metroid Prime and another black kid
On my way to be a better man I offer my hole
I owe my soul to Tyrone and Jerome

>>724065302
and people say indians have no culture

>>724042324 (OP)
To be fair Arthur hated Micah's guts since day 1 so this pasta makes no sense, make it Dutch instead.

>>724045291
>NO ONE PERSON CAN FIX
Christ and literally fix all of that, and yet, he abandoned Him.
Why?

>>724054685
I don't get it.
Why not just have the mom dress up as Elsa and give her a blond or white wig or whatever she needs for it?
You don't have to crossdress.

Irony poisoning killed this board

>>724067401
His wife is milking the bull at home

>>724045291
>Patrick Star
What?

>>724065302
[Verse 1]
>Some people say a cvck is made out of mud
>A black man's made out of muscle and cock
>Muscle and cock and Oxycodon
>A life that's bleak and a wife that's torn

[Chorus]
>She fucks sixteen cocks, what do I get?
>Metroid Prime and another black kid
>On my way to be a better man I offer my hole
>I owe my soul to Tyrone and Jerome

[Verse 2]
>She was plowed one morning with a bottle of wine
>I picked up my switch (2) and i said "this is fine"
>She fucked sixteen cocks, the color of coal
>The last one said, "shoulda seen her holes!"

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
>I was gaming one morning, it was Hollow Knight time
>Chairs and corners occupying my mind
>I was raising her children, teaching black on black crime
>When she's done I get up and offer my behind

[Chorus]

[Verse 4]
>If you see the bull cummin listen and abide
>The black man said so, her pussy denied
>A hand on Antwuan, the other on Keel
>I'm gonna clean up the mess and show my true zeal

[Chorus]

>>724042324 (OP)
All the funny people have left this site, haven't they? I really need to stop coming to this shithole.

>>724068598
sneed

>>724042324 (OP)
I just wanna say that I laughed, OP.

>>724042324 (OP)
how come jannies dont delete these type of threads. Admittedly the mods here are a bit more lax than tv where you get 3 day bans for even the filmiest of reasons

>>724042324 (OP)
Sounds very gay, anon. Is there something you want tell us?

>>724042413
> He never said that.
He did. I was there.

>>724042413
he has always been saying that

>>724042324 (OP)
>he doesn't have his own metal straw at the ready for every potential straw-requiring situation
ngmi

>>724062430
BJC*
Pete is jewish.

Shartie zoomer brownoids ruined this meme, move on.

wrong

>>724071138
he's ugly like a jew, but clearly got the BWC gene from his mom

The /DBS/ of this board

All the memes have convinced me beards are fucking gay.

>>724050149
Half of it is the sheer crass absurdity, the other half is the melty it incites in others. This meme wouldn't belong in 2010 /v/, but because the board discourse has been in the gutter for a decade it's just pissing into an ocean of piss.

We must strive to be better men. My former wife's OnlyGods account is her own path, her own truth to embrace. As for Atreus, he is forged in strength. I have raised him to rise above weakness and patriarchal insecurity, to be a better man. His mother’s choices are her own, and hers alone. Should the other demigods at his school dare to mock him for it, let them. He will face their scorn as a warrior faces battle.

>>724071884
>I like you, mister, you have a kind face.
closet homosexual

>>724042764
>that webm
kek I can't stop laughing

>>724072817
>It's changed, Dutch. The world just ain't the same as it was anymore. There's no place for straight white cis-fellers like us no more.

>>724042324 (OP)
>MIIIICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

You’re a transgender woman, Little Jack… But your pa, ain’t nothing special, just a cis male… Let’s hope you don’t grow up like him.

>Enough...
>Our bloodline ends here
>We must be better

Extremely latinx coded thread.

>>724074857
Necesitamos ser mejores hombres.

>>724056847
>DUTCH, DUUUUUUUTCH......John became the BETTERMAN Dutch...... became better than all of us......

What do the devs think of better men posting?

>>724075713
>What do the devs think of better men posting?
Whatever the women around them tells them to think.

>>724042324 (OP)
A good man

I was the one making the clapping replies over on the YouTube video. To see them turned into ai slop bring a proud tear to my eye. Brilliant work anon!

>>724073956
kek

>WEELL NOAW DYUTCH IT SURE AINT NONE MY BUSINESS WHAT TWO CONSENTIN A-DULTS DO IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR BEDROOM
>HELL, EVEN 3, TWO TO DO IT AND ONE TO WATCH. DON'T BOTHER ME NONE
>SPECIALLY IF'N THE TWO DOIN IT IS A WHITE GIRL AND A NEGRO FELLER, AND THE ONE WATCHIN IS THE WHITE GIRL'S HUSBAND. AIN'T NONE' MY BUSINESS DYUTCH

>>724050149
They have nothing else to do in their third world shit fest

>>724042324 (OP)
WE

Death Battle was a msitake

>>724077639
>Lawd have mercy mah wife's only managed straight 6 so far

>>724077369
WUZ

>>724078027
BETTER MEN

>>724078301
'N SHEIT

this will never be a meme even if you keep spamming daily

>>724078642
What meme xomrade? We are just lost souls getting together and discussing the best strategies on how we can enbetter ourselves, become more docile less toxic role models, respect women and bipox, smash the patriarchy, burn down capitalism, uplift black voices and prep BVLLS. Do you have something against us becoming bettermen™? You some sort of trump supporting fascist CHUD?

>>724078642
Ah... I see... a fellow better man has entered the thread...

>>724042324 (OP)
HAAHAHAHAHAHA

Dutch cracked my egg, cracked most of our eggs. That's why we need to stick by him through this. He always sees us right.

>He was going to betray us, Arthur.. Couldn't you tell? Well he was.
>You keep misgendering people, Dutch.

>>724042550
Underrated

>>724073956
LMAO

>>724079012
Speaking of cracking eggs, check out what this stupid tranny said in the comment section of a sin city video on youtube

I need to watch this with my dad. He broke the cycle. Even with all his failings, with his struggle for right humility and true self-worth, he fought to be better. I’m proud of him. I’m proud of my father.

>>724079258
Don't you mean stepfather?

>>724044626
>, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK
kek

>>724042413
source?

>>724079242
i knew i was girl when i saw the human centipede

>>724068598
something something here forever

>>724045104
no but he is

I guess... sister... I'm... I'm trans.
>There is nothing wrong with your gender identity, Mr. Marston. Take a gamble that trans women exist... and do a trans act.

>>724042324 (OP)
I look like this and say this sometimes.

>>724050149
We must have better taste

>Killin just leaves ghosts Kratos. I reckon we gotta be better'n that.
>We are the ghosts of our sins. Be better NOW or the cycle claims us both

>>724045291
The fuck did curious George do to my boy? That monke is gonna catch these hands

>>724048328
Love this poster. I’ll say it every time

>>724079741
THE FATHER"S SINS

/v/ is a disgusting shithole, but threads like this are the reason why I keep coming back

>>724079603
>ye
>James gunn
>Jeff bezos
>Johnny depp
>sneako
>Sean strickland
>Ethan klein
>idubbz
>hasan piker
>thequartering
>Robert deniro
>will smith
>Louis ck
>Bill burr
>Patrice O'Neal
>Dr dre
>Vince mcmahon
>Alec baldwin
>Brad pitt
>Anthony bourdain
>destiny
>nick fuentes
>Tim pool
>Kevin smith
>obama
>kratos
>Arthur morgan
>John marston
>Joel miller
>Trevor phillips
>geralt
Who are some other famous bettermen?

>>724079042
Fucking dying lmao

>>724079985
>When angry chuds are hunting you down... sometimes transgender surgeries need to be cut short. We'll survive.... we always have... and if needs be, we can use tape... you always knew how to tape best.

>>724080208
Was gonna suggest idubbbz but you got me covered.

>>724080208
we must make bigger lists

>>724042324 (OP)
This was not written by a mentally well man. I can only imagine his fetishes.

>>724048328
oh my sides

> Krillin: This part is very sensitive. I can't believe we have oppressed women so much.
> Kratos: Folks, I'm still not up to date with your readings. I'm still reading Kurt Vonnegut, and I've been busy attending therapy to let off steam.
> Arthur: Don't worry, fella. We're reading Simone de Beauvoir now. I think we need to leave our barbaric behavior behind and start empowering women and minorities and give them the opportunities that white men have taken away from them for years.
> Shu: That's right, Arthur. We must let them be free to spread their wings and fly. No matter their past or social constructs such as body count, they deserve a better man, one who opens doors for them, metaphorically speaking, that is, one who helps them get promotions and raise their children if they are single mothers, because they have the right to a good father for their children.

>>724080412
We must take care of our mental health

I don't care how ironic you people say you're being. You're writing gay porn. You are gay.

>>724079258
EXCUUUUUSE ME but don't you mean Mother's Husband? Be better

>>724080516
what franchise does the japanese boy shu represent?

>>724080620
>writing spiders huh

>>724080620
We must'nt shame people for their sexuality

>>724080620
You homophobic piece of shit, be better RIGHT NOW OR WE'LL REVOKE YOUR BVLL PREPPING PRIVILEGES

>>724080620
we must make less insecure posts

>>724080412
We must be better mental healthers

>>724079985
Do you really support trans rights, Dutch? Or you just keep telling us you do? …I mean, real trans rights, not appeasing us so you can get a taste of lenna… Any time you want to share it, I’m all ears.

>Kratos: "FAAAAYE! YOU HAD A BUKKAKE PARTY WITH THE AESIR AND PERFORMED GOKKUN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
>Atreus: "We are gonna travel to the land of the rising sun for that one, Dad!"
>Kratos: "Land of the rising sun?"
>Atreus: "We are going to Japan."
>Baba O’Riley intro starts playing
>"out here in the fields"
>montage of Kratos and Atreus rowing into misty Japanese waters
>The first thing they see is a kappa eating a cucumber
>"I fought for my meals"
>Kratos suplexes the kappa out of the river
>Atreus skins it and makes soup on the spot
>THIS YEAR
>lantern-lit alley
>Jorōgumo drops down
>Kratos: "Boy, do you know about red orbs?"
>Atreus: "O jeez no Dad!"
>PREPARE
>QTE HUD flashes
>oni smashes through a shrine
>Atreus lands an anime arrow shot mid-air
>Jorōgumo just giggling in the background from last encounter
>FOR SECRETS TO UNFOLD
>“Don’t cry, don’t raise your eye”
>Kratos learns what Bukkake and Gokkun mean
>"record scratch"
>ARES! DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!
>Faye “So that’s it huh? You’d offer me too?”
>Kratos: “YOU ARE ALIVE”
>Atreus: “MOM!”
>“Teenage wasteland” kicks in full blast montage of them slashing yokai, dodging ink serpents, headbutting tengu
>camera spins around Kratos, Atreus, and Faye doing a QTE finisher with Leviathan Axe glowing
>Baba O’Riley outro plays during this
>screen cuts to black
>final shot
>cozy Japanese house, fire crackling
>Kratos, Atreus, and Faye are sitting down while slurping ramen
>Faye: “Remember Kratos when you were licking me one day and you gulped down some white goo”
>Kratos: “Hmm?”
>Faye: “It was Thor’s semen”
>Kratos: “FAAAAAYE!”
>Atreus: “I guess dad likes gokkun as well”
>Kratos: “BOY”
>they all start laughing
>Kratos: “What your mother did in her past, does not matter, Atreus”
>boom
>God of War: Thirst of Faye
>screen fades to black

>>724081160
holy peak bald bearded millennial soi

>>724081160
Nice, you made niggerboda a nigger.
I'll admit though she is kinda cute in game.

>>724081160
this is so fucking trashy good job

I tried getting into GoW but I just can't. /v/ ruined the franchise for me. Fuck you.

>>724081376
You will always remain a worse man.

>>724080693
Silent Shill f(eminist)

>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>TECHNOLOGY: AMAZING
>FAITH: SPIRITUAL BUT NON-PRACTICING
>RENT: PAID
>MONEY: DIGITAL
>OWN: NOTHING
>STATUS: HAPPY
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>JANNIES: PAID
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>VACCINES: BOOSTED
>VACCINE PASS: REGISTERED
>ACCOUNT: SYNCED
>REDDIT: GILDED & GOLDED
>MUSIC: SPOTIFY
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>YOUTUBE: PREMIUM
>AMAZON: PRIME
>COMPUTER: MAC
>CELLULAR: IPHONE
>OS: UPDATED DAILY
>DATA: STREAMED
>STORAGE: CLOUD
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>TV: SMART
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>ADS: WATCHED
>CAR: EV SUBSCRIPTION
>WIFE: BLACKED
>CHILD: STEP & ADOPTED
>REFUGEES: SHELTERED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>GAME: PASS
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>STEAK: BLUE RARE
>COFFEE: FAIR TRADE
>CHOCOLATE: WHITE
>MILK: ALMOND OAT
>PROTEIN: BUGS
>COOKING OIL: SEED
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>FACE: MASKED
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>EYESIGHT: BAD
>CURRENT THINGS: SUPPORTED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>INFLATION: GOOD
>CLIMATE CHANGE INITIATIVE: PLEDGED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>ALL COPS: ARE BASTARD
>NATIONAL FLAG: STOMPED & BURNED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!

>>724081376
I'm the 1100 hour anon. I've finished 2018 about 30 times and RagnaCock about 20 times. I love these threads and die laughing at them.
You can do it anon

>>724081160
you are hired for the next GoW game

>>724081376
We must be better than this

>>724045291
what did patrick star and hitler do

>>724081496
>>GPS LOCATION: ON
geg

You'd get banned if you made this meme with Mario instead of Kratos

These are the people who voted for trump btw

>>724082232
There's no children in the series to allow people to make cuck jokes with Mario

>>724082232
we must hire less biased moderators

>>724082375
Mario, Bowser, Peach

>>724082232
That's because Mario can't be cucked

So i know Kratos never said the "better man" line but does one of the cowboys say "we all had her...." Or that's another funny line too

>>724077021
kek

>>724082232
>quoting in-game canon is a bannable offense

>Mario, Bowser, Peach
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14687978&tags=rizdraws+bowser+

>>724082682
>So i know Kratos never said the "better man" line
IIRC he said something along the lines of "we must be better" which was the original version of this joke a few years ago. I think these threads are a daring synthesis of that and better man posting from /tv/, which is a shitty boyband star movie where the MC is a monkey.

>>724081496
HEY FUCK YOU WHITE CHOCOLATE AND EXPOSED BRICK WALLS ARE FUCKING GUD FITE ME NIGGER

>>724082682
Yeah, he literally says it. Abigail is canonically a hooker, and she used to fuck people for money including camp members before marrying John, and durch does tease him about it by saying that, and people in the camp also joke about Jack not being John's son.

>>724083147
It has nothing to do with tv monkey

>>724042324 (OP)
Bump

>>724042550
This shit keeps getting funnier
We need a coalition of better men

>>724080729
Spiders are kinda hot

>It's my wiiiiiife
>Im never gonna bed her
>She is gonna fuck black men forever
>I just want to play Switch while I'm alive

>It's my wiiiiiiiiiiiife
>Her legs are like an open highway
>Like Tyrone said, "I did her my way"
>I just want to play Switch while I'm alive
>It's
>my
>wife

BETTER MEN,
ASSEMBLE!
(For the sole purpose of respecting women)

I have fatigue from this unfunny shit. All of you faggots spam posting this garbage meme that makes 0 sense because you’re a third world tranny hivemind. Half of you are making fun of yourselves.

>>724086348
No one's making fun CHUD, we just want to be better, for our wives sons

>>724086495
What about that is funny? Pick the lowest hanging fruit and spam it over and over again. Is this what you spend hours of your time doing on this board instead of actually talking about video games?

>>724086348
Go eat a gamer gate dick, Zoe

>>724086631
SUPPORTING *CLAP* SOICIALISM *CLAP* BIPOX RIGHTS *CLAP* JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA *CLAP* HASANABI *CLAP* DISCO ELYSIUM *CLAP* WOMEN'S CHOICE HAVE OPEN MARRAIGES *CLAP* AND *CLAP* PREPPING *CLAP* BVLLS *CLAP* IS *CLAP* NO *CLAP* LAUGHING *CLAP* MATTER* YOU *CLAP* SEXIST *CLAP* FASCIST *CLAP* PIG

>>724086319
Im here

>>724086902
Let’s see your wrist or maybe an IQ test you brownoid faggot. No amount of making cuck jokes and hating on western games will make you more white /v/ is jut an echo chamber for 3rd world ESL brownies anyway.

>>724087221
kratos would pull your arms off for being so racist. be better

>>724086319
you rang?

>>724086348
You're right. I will do better.

>>724042550
>>724042324 (OP)

>>724079603
The way he fucking sexts like it's a promo tears me up every time.

>>724042550
Dutch was better man posting 15 years ago.

>>724079603
I WANNA SEE YOU TAKE 3 BIG BLACK COCKS AT SUMMERSLAM

>>724050149
You getting angry is what makes it funny

>>724088353
>haha I’m just pretending to be retarded so that I come off as annoying

>>724087350
Wrist pic or you’re brown.

>>724088353
stop giving it away retard

>>724088582
*sighs* Wrist size is a false notion of masculinity past down by generations of class unaware lumpenproleteriat chudcells who oppress the working class their their chauvinistic bigotry, you need to be better, it's almost 2026.

>>724045291
Adolf did nothing wrong.

>>724050149
Braindead retard shitposting>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>/v/ video game "discussion"

>>724088957
>video game "discussion"
are you 5 years old to be wanting to discuss video games?

>>724088852
>Hiding the fact you’re brown and have obese/skinny wrists by “pretending” to be retarded for reactions

Get fucked Saar go back to /gif/ and make another BBC thread

>>724042413
It was heavily implied.

>>724089029
Wow... Just... Wow. I gotta be honest sweaty, I expected more from you, that ain't chief, that just ain't it. It's gotta be a down boat from me, you might be a racist altright trump loving CHUD, but not me. For me, Voting for Bernie, having class consciousness, respecting women, donating to hasan piker, playing Disco elysium and prepping massive BVLLs for my poly partner whilst wearing my che Guevara t shirt to show my solidarity for workers all across the world and my hatred towards capitalism is a lifestyle, and I'll keep helping other xomrades become better for as long as I live, and there is nothing you fascist fricks can do to stop me. GIVE ME BVLLS WITH FAT BIBISIS OR GIVE ME DEATH VIVA LA REVOLUTION

>ahh I don't know about this whole Tahiti plan Dutch
>it's full of dark skinned natives, as far as the eye can see you say?
>hwhell maybe you're onto something Dutch, reckon I'll bring Mary along

>>724042550
LMAOOOO

>jannies delete sperg
>leave the thread up
J.. Ja... JANNY-SAMA, I KNEEL

>>724089872
>Jannie my Boy!

>>724089872
what sperg?
i don't see anything.

I feel like if the writers saw this thread they would think, "Wow they really love our game!"

>>724090371
you're a pedophile

there's something to be said about self-fulfilling prophecy when you spend this much creative energy on cuckholding fantasies

>>724090776
us chuds at /v/ understand their game better than their libshit peers. we truly are better men

>>724053061
No one does, it's free.

>>724042550
A daring synthesis!

>>724091653
damn...

>too poor to afford a multiplayer game
>too dumb to pirate one instead
>a group of ~5 anons instead get on discord and make these threads for their amusement instead
I’d be less pathetic if they were actual bots, desu.

>>724093865
Anons... We must be better posters

>>724093865
Look at you, anon. You’re as lazy as a toad and twice as ugly… Have you got molasses in your britches or something? …I never known a feller so useless.

Betta Mayne
Betta Mayne
Need to be a betta mayne

Can someone tell me what the reddead thing is? is it from the newest game?
I was looking to but it but i dont want to support cuckshit.

/v/ is alright sometimes

>>724094758
There is some leftist messaging in the game which gets blown way out of proportion

>>724080748
>FOR MY WIFE'S SOOOOOooooooooon