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Anonymous No.724046615 [Report] >>724047085 >>724049160 >>724049446 >>724054026 >>724054371
I'm the best gamedev on Earth
If I were given $50 mil I'd make Kojima look like he creates games for babies. I'm a pure ideas guy but my ideas are certified classics and have never been done before. There wouldn't even be 1 negative review on my games steam pages.
Anonymous No.724046687 [Report] >>724050285
How do you do, fellow narcissist? Rhetorical question, I don't actually care about you.
Anonymous No.724046696 [Report]
same
Anonymous No.724046880 [Report] >>724047476
Shut the fuck up Molyneux.
Anonymous No.724047014 [Report]
Idk not even having one negative review kinda screams mass appeal to me
and for that reason, me and my 50 million are out
Anonymous No.724047085 [Report] >>724047476
>>724046615 (OP)
same. i can fix the mass effect ip
Anonymous No.724047089 [Report] >>724049546
during my daily talking to myself sessions i sometimes pretend i'm on stage at e3 doing a deep dive reveal on my games that i made up in my head
Anonymous No.724047476 [Report]
>>724047085
Based. The universe can hold at least 2 geniuses. Let's rock and roll.

>>724046880
I will shut up for a dollar
Anonymous No.724049160 [Report]
>>724046615 (OP)
If I were given $50 mil I would make my dream 100+ hours action RPG with amazing combat and gogeus characters and multiple much smaller arcady spinoffs of it like a Punch Out clone, a side scrolling Beat Em Up, a shop sim, a classic roguelike and maybe a smaller RTS. Also standalone DLC that turns the RPG into an online, local or LAN party PVP game.
Anonymous No.724049242 [Report] >>724049480 >>724049496 >>724049546
>he doesn't write mock review scores for his imaginary games
Anonymous No.724049415 [Report]
Doubt you can even manage a volunteer project.
Money is not what's stopping you.
Anonymous No.724049446 [Report]
>>724046615 (OP)
But he's doing that right now and you didn't need to spend a cent.
Anonymous No.724049480 [Report]
>>724049242
I made an imaginary game I was pretty proud of but imaginary critics savaged it so hard I lost all motivation.
Anonymous No.724049496 [Report]
>>724049242
I actually make game design documents and feed them into chatGPT to get mock steam reviews.
Anonymous No.724049546 [Report]
>>724047089
>>724049242
go back to sucking dicks on reddit
Anonymous No.724049569 [Report] >>724049654
my imaginary game has shit combat. it's so frustrating
Anonymous No.724049654 [Report]
>>724049569
Dude, it's your imaginary game. Just make the combat good.
Why would you even design an imaginary game with shit combat?
Anonymous No.724049743 [Report] >>724050247 >>724052815
Hey OP I have $50 million right here, elevator pitch some of your ideas, and I'll fund the good one.
Anonymous No.724050247 [Report] >>724051607 >>724052815
>>724049743
The game is set in the central african republic.
You play as Tyrone, a lazy, criminal black african american, who was born in america but travelled back to the central african republic to got back to the roots of his people, and who is addicted to many idifferent drugs like fentanyl and galaxy gas.
Sadly, a group of mediocre wh*te male neo nazis, under the lead of the evil Chuddy Von Weiss, have invaded the central african republic with their nazi robots and started enslaving all the niggers and taking over the country.
It's now up to Tyrone to save his country by taking copious amounts of fentanyl and galaxy gas, illegally, distributing fentanyl and galaxy gas to other niggers, eating watermelon and fried chicken, doing crime and robbing the neo nazis stores, banks and houses, mugging neo nazi civilians to make money for the cause, murdering all the neonazis using both melee weapons like sticks and many diferent types of firearms and recovering the golden turd, an ancient african POC artifact of great historical value that has been stolen by Chuddy Von Weiss. It's time to make those crackas pay their reparations to the black race and take back the country!
Anonymous No.724050285 [Report]
>>724046687
Kek
Anonymous No.724051607 [Report]
>>724050247
why does it need to tske place in africa if all the main characters are american?
Anonymous No.724052815 [Report]
>>724049743
Don't fund >>724050247. Fund me instead. My idea has Niggers, Kikes, and Trannies in it. But I can't post it here, as other anons will definitely steal it.
Anonymous No.724054026 [Report]
>>724046615 (OP)
lol silly doggo drinking a hooman beverage
Anonymous No.724054371 [Report]
>>724046615 (OP)
>best gamedev
>needs a budget to make videogames
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