Thread 724060152

why are Japanese better at everything?

because

>>724060152 (OP)
Why do you suck dildos every night mr. kimchi?

>>724060152 (OP)
Superior mattresses folded over 10000 times

>>724060237
glorious nippon wool

i've been sleeping on the same plain cheap-o bed for the past 20 years and I get incredible sleep on it. I think people have been meme'd into thinking they need ultra-cushy memory foam shit. An ordinary firm bed is all you need.

>>724060152 (OP)
having more space is nice but having to constantly fold then unfold then fold again and beat the shit out of and maintaining in general a japanese futon is a pain in the ass that makes it not worth it

>>724060152 (OP)
Definitely not better at reproducing lol

>>724060380
ultra cushy beds are too soft imo

>>724060152 (OP)
Japan fell behind Poland in GDP per capita, they're not good at anything

>>724060380
I sleep on a couch and its fine.

>>724060380
agree. people get memed into buying some shit they don't need over and over. bottled water is the biggest grift in human history

>>724060152 (OP)
Futons are hard and they stink after a year, especially in a country where the people sleeping on them can't afford air conditioning.

imagine the amount of spiders that crawl in your mouth when you sleep on the floor

>>724060152 (OP)
You've you a gigantic handicap telling you to worship money, it makes you bad at everything

>>724060152 (OP)

Why do weeabos worship Japan so much? Did anime brainwash them that bad? Do they genuinely believe if they had been born in Japan they wouldn't be sexless incels there too?

>>724060380
it's all pretty subjective.
it's not really a matter of money, but the bed agreeing with your back or whatever

>>724060152 (OP)
are there no spiders or ants in japan? i wouldn't trust that to have a mattress on the floor

Why I prep my bull, not my wife

>>724060713
We have roaches here

japanfuck is no good, nobody even respect the shit-japan now that China has rise to be strongest nation on earth again. poor shit-japan only looking so weak and sad now :( nobody respect you :(

>>724060597
Yes, the rats nesting in your giant stationary mattress will just eat the spiders.

>>724060649
Sex appeal, only Japanese/Asian branded goods sell sex

>>724060597
>eat spiders in sleep
>I am such a gargantuan horror to them that I am undisturbed and simply inhale them without remorse or acknowledgement
>wake up and see a spider there, terrified of what he has just witnessed
>"I eat spiders like you for breakfast"
>eat that spider, too

>>724060152 (OP)
>nip praising op
>gook filename

>>724060152 (OP)
just because you want to use a shitty 136 dollarydoo bed doesn't mean you have to place it on the ground

>>724060152 (OP)
Our ape ancestors slept naked on the floor huddled together for warmth.

>>724060152 (OP)
>laying on a thing that is a pain in the ass to fold and unfold every time you want to use it because leaving it on the floor will cause mold to grow in japan's hot and humid climate
Pretty sure a lot of Japanese people are switching to western beds.

>>724060883
and that shit sucked so bad they invented agriculture to get away from it

>>724060883
They probably died at the age of 25 on average

>>724060883
>floor

>>724060821
Chinese are winning
Japan has been colonized
Japan's GDP is falling

>>724060821
We love China here.

>>724060152 (OP)
I sleep on a 3 inch thick camping mattress that I got on Amazon for about $70. Far more comfortable than you would think.

>>724060380
>plain cheap-o bed
Weak. I just sleep on a rock, like my caveman ancestors.

>>724060883
Not really bro, even some apes make primitive nests which resemble mattresses. More than likely it has been genuinely millions of years since humans voluntarily slept on bare rock.

What's so special about a futon?

>>724060949
>apes existed 12 million years ago
>agriculture invented 12 thousand years ago
They did pretty well for 12 million years

>>724060152 (OP)
>why are Japanese better at everything?
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