Thread 724069519

>mom walks in while gaming
>see this

wat do here /v/

Look her in the eye and finish masturbating ,that'll teach her to just walk in the room without knocking first

>>724069519 (OP)
>Aren't girls with peepees just men? - Mom

>>724069519 (OP)
Tell her to stop tucking

Probably check in for therapy considering my mom died in 2015

>>724069519 (OP)
Could be worse. One time she caught me searching for ftm porn

>>724069519 (OP)
>Mortal Kombat if the hadron collider didn't activate

Mom you're supposed to be dead

Gock status ?

>>724069658
>>724069691
>>724070140
>see hot woman
>instantly imagine her with a dick
Why are you like this

>>724069519 (OP)
>stop breaking my armor anon

Looking back this was kinda weird to play with her.

>>724070498
Isnt it weird how the generation that grew up with fighting games have remarkably higher chances of being agp?

>>724070481
>he doesn't know

>>724070625
tranny derangement syndrome

>>724070140
Worshipped

>>724070816
Link ?

>>724070481
Yeah, Sindel is such a sexy milf, but you can't have threads about her due to futafags.

>>724070816
and smooched

Jannies be like "yep, above board here!"

>>724069519 (OP)
>well you could have just asked, son
>undresses

>futa_on_female
cucked and cringe
>futa_on_male
gay but based

>>724069519 (OP)
>left is 40
>right is in her early 20s
how?

>>724072223
hair

>>724069658
>Futanari means she has both pusy and peepee -Son

>>724069605
>>724069658
>>724069691
>>724069853
>>724071309
>come home
>see this
what do

>>724072692
ask her how our black bull was today.

>>724072223
>right is in her early 20s
>yfw

>>724072692
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>724070481
Dicks are more visually interesting than a cavity
Maybe vaginas do some crazy sexy stuff but I've never had sex and I can't see what's happening behind all the human skin and flesh in the way

>>724071831
Futa on male, and me self inserting as the male is not gay!

>>724071831
>male_on_futa
the futa has a smaller dick and you're having loving breeding sex.

>>724072992
her face model was like 23 at release

Shaved!?!?

>>724072692
>ugh mom not again!

>>724071831
futa on male resulting in mpreg for me

>>724069519 (OP)
i wish i had a futa mommy who tucked me into bed before tucking into me!

>>724072692
undress and get in with her

>>724073663
>Being brown

>>724072692
>black bush
>not blonde

Come on, the guy had one job.

>>724070625
It is weird how straight men always without exception become women.

>>724069519 (OP)
>sister walks in while "gaming"
>see this
what do?

>>724073209
Big if this.
>GAYGPR
Shut the fuck up, captcha.

>>724073881
I have decreased interest in intamacy with my partner because since marriage she turned into a useless fat fuck who revolts me.

>>724074112
just force her onto ozempic

>>724069519 (OP)
Something like that happened to me when I was 12.
And her reaction was: "I'm glad you are not a faggot, anon".

>>724073831
I pay Tifa to milked her own Italian cock and tits

>>724072223
Wat? Sindel has an adult daughter, she mogs her hard, but still...

>>724074376
based esl cockgobbler

>>724073831
>implying she didn't dye it black to get you to shave it off for her

>>724074594
See >>724073467
You've been jorkin it to a young adult all this time, not a mommy

>>724074594
The only problem with this is the claws.

>>724073467
Irrelevant, child.

>>724072692
I'd love her forever.

zoomers are more homosexual than any other generation.

>>724073183
huh, the incel to tranny pipeline suddenly makes a lot more sense.

>>724074816
What kind of a monster would want it shaved?

>>724075152
Are you sure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9irmZakUypU

>>724074594
Sindel is the main saving grace of MK11's female characters, assisted by Sonia and Cassie. I mean she always carried big milf energy, but I think she reached her peak in 11.

>>724072692
Take out a straw and start sipping the bathwater.

>>724069519 (OP)
how?
none of those are in-game models, anon.
>>724070481
newfag

>>724070140
Fixed

>>724073412
Bigger hotdog just work

>>724073831
>mountain dew
i'm getting her a dr.pepper

>>724069519 (OP)
>mom walks in while gaming
>see this
Why is your mom dressed like that?

>>724075336
Of course
And it starts young, too
Clothing divorces people from sexuality
It makes them recognize non-genital regions as more attractive
You can see the swell of a woman's breasts in a shirt
You can see the shape of her hips in a pair of pants
But you can't see her vagina
You grow up looking for those signals
The vagina is totally unknowable for the most crucial periods of your development

>>724075547
Pathetic: the post.