Thread 724081156

Wake up it's time to play Klonoa!

I'm forcing myself through Klonoa 2 (Steam version) and not enjoying it for one second.

why are his feet just... out there like that?

>>724082395
>Steam version
Bad.
But why aren't you enjoying it?

Klonoa 3 never

why do I find him sexy?

>>724082765
>But why aren't you enjoying it?
it looks and feels like a bad rom on a bad emu and it misses all the charm and innocent fun of the first. Maybe Klonoa is one of those IP's that never needed sequels and spin offs. Klonoa is perfect for Mario Racer/Sonic Racer/Tennis/Smash Bros, though.

>>724081156 (OP)
pedo game

>>724083276
Play the original version on PCSX2 instead, the remake sucks,

You don't play Klonoa, you just masturbate to the cute little furry character, and then play a better game.

>thread about playing a video game
>it wasn't deleted yet

>>724083276
The sequel was perfect. Perfect.
The steam remake is kind of okay from a gameplay standpoint, but so is the Wii version and I thought that one was shit too.

>>724083998
There's no better game tho.

Klonoa 1 doesn't get good until the sun temple.

>>724085171
your mom doesn't get good until she squirts (poo)

>>724085171
Just like 5-1 in Ninja Gaiden.

>>724083276
>there's no whimsy in the sequel
what?

>>724082765
Klonoa 2 insists upon itself

>>724083230
Because you have sickness of the soul

>asked people what people wanted for Klonoa 3 a few threads ago

>uhh, maybe he should save some kingdom and be a dream warrior and shit (literally Klonoa Heroes but it's a dream)
>literally just add new levels platformers shouldn't have stories
>what if he just woke up and we get to experience his reality
no one really knows what to do what this character

>>724089328
>no mention of furry oneeshota plot
They really don't know what the appeal is.

>>724081156 (OP)
But waking up is how you stop playing Klonoa.

>>724089328
>no one really knows what to do what this character
Wow, it's almost like the OP is just a desperate furfag digging for shit fanart in these threads and doesn't care about genuine discussion.

>>724086972
monk

>>724081156 (OP)
>Klonoa
Isn't that bird pussy?

>>724090789
No anon.
It's bird pussy + anus. Get it right next time.

>>724089328
Klonoa's arc is complete. I genuinely don't know what else you could add to it

I caught tat

>>724091102
idk tell stories inspired by myth and folklore
that could work

>>724091289
you will never ring the taco bell

>>724091386
Rude

Fuck it’s hard to photograph CRTs

A moment that was ruined in the remake audio-wise. Thanks to that one anon who pointed me to that video. I knew the remake was bad but I didn’t comprehend the true scale of its utter incompetence

>>724091289
onahole time

That’s one bell I will never ring

WAKE UP! ANON!! KLONOA IS TRYING TO TRICK YOU!! YOU'RE STILL DREAMING!!

Klonoafags are AI fags too.

>>724093791
haha, it's a chastity cage

>>724083230
>>724088690
i love how the old childhood fantasy of wanting videogame characters to be your bros or to be your best and only friends has morphed into "i want to have sex with this thing"

>>724094871
I need a friend
and I need to coom too.

Sorry bros. I’d like to continue but I’ve got other things I need to do

>>724086349
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HEjJhrwXdCU

>>724094041
That's not Klonoa.

>>724096531
Lord Taco is calling.

>>724094871
Not me. Klonoa is still my bro.
I do want to impregnate Leorina and Tat multiple times however.

>>724097264
no one is brave enough to give Ghadius a rape correction session, Klonoafags are so weak

>>724094041
Tails, it's 8 AM. You should be in school.

>>724081156 (OP)
Would the franchise gain life if Klonoa was given a gun? Like Shadow the Hedgehog.

>>724094041
he looks harmless in my dreams, now disappear, I've got a big cabbit to kiss.

>>724097932
He is in school, and today's lesson is sex ed. I'm his instructor.

>>724099789
I've never seen that 'noa before

>>724101278
Stop with the illegal pedophilic boylust please

>>724102108
He knows it's a trap but he does it anyway.

>>724103327
No boy would act that way outside of your sick fantasies

>>724103384
Klonoa is a figment of his imagination.

>>724102108
>>724103384
Blow me faggot.

>>724106847
klonoa would never

enrollment

>>724107546
I'd be able to nut inside a lanky Klonoa like that, but I would never be able to love him.

>>724106847
QUIT BITING ME, KLONOA!

need the full version

>>724091102
It's super simple.
Just make it KINO!

MANYA

I'm sad and lonely

>>724112724
go troon out and bully someone into liking you

>>724112978
No, transgenderism is evil

>>724113050
I know

>>724112978
Why are you so obsessed with transsexuals?

Excuse me I'm still lonely and sad

Klonoa mentioned, posting Ghadius.

A woman I'd impregnate wouldn't want an abortion

A cabbit I'd impregnate wouldn't have a uterus

'lo

>>724083276
The sequel mogs the first hard your taste is just shit but also the remake isnt great

dont let memes be dreams

sloppy turd

Bump.

>>724107858
I would if he was a shy nerd type with a stutter and unable to maintain eye contact.

>>724120816
rude

>>724114532
Why the fuck did they shart themselves so aggresively

>>724128623
Klonoas IBS is contagious

>>724128865
Wahoo moment

But, and listen to this; what if I WANT Klonoa?