Thread 724084404

>500$
>first party games are all shit and forgotten already
>no games
>donkey kong, mario kart and pokemon all shit
>no gamecard but gamekey license bound to your account
>LCD display with ghosting
>shitty HDR support
>overheating problem when docked
>low battery life
>drifting still an issue
>lack of storage


LMAOing at you /v/

>>724084404 (OP)
>>724084480
This thread was made by Eric. He's a snoy and massive OoT fanboy that's been spamming /v/ with anti-Switch pedaling for a good decade, he's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).

If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Palworld is better than Pokémon, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.

He's also a massive GameCube fanboy that was so buckbroken by BotW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and erase the perceived damage against him.

>>724084404 (OP)
What is the point of lying already at the first line? Just say $450, it's not that hard

>>724084404 (OP)
I didn't buy it though

>>724084404 (OP)
So what games are you playing on your PS5?

>>724084480
fpbp

Fast selling console in history.

>>724084404 (OP)
>Macaco cope n seethe thread
Raped n gaped
-73 karma to Sony btw

>>724084404 (OP)
>$450
>all the first party titles are masterpieces
>full third party support this gen
>donkey kong, mario kart and kirby all great
>all gems are fully on cartridge
>ghosting only happens with poor monitors
>full HDR & VRR support
>no problems overheating even in handheld mode
>battery life perfect for working man game sessions
>joycon drift completely gone
>a whopping 4 times the amount of onboard storage
I dont see the problem

>>724084404 (OP)
>$500
For the bundle while costing less than Sony's and Microsoft's offers
>first party games are all shit and forgotten already
Subjective
>no games
More games than GayStation and Fagbox
>donkey kong, mario kart and pokemon all shit
Subjective
>no gamecard but gamekey license bound to your account
Meanwhile, PlayStation and Xbox are shifting more and more away from physical media entirely
>LCD display with ghosting
>shitty HDR support
>overheating problem when docked
>low battery life
Will be fixed with the OLED revision
>drifting still an issue
All consoles have this
>lack of storage
Wait for the OLED refresh or get an SD card

You just sound like a poor third worlder with no taste.

>>724084404 (OP)
>LMAOing at you

LMAOing like the kid who sharts himself in the playground and calls everyone ELSE poopy-pants

>>724084404 (OP)
>no gamecard but gamekey license bound to your account
>bound to your account
there still someone who believes this?