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Anonymous No.724085812 [Report] >>724086040 >>724086586 >>724087467 >>724090301 >>724091160 >>724091343 >>724091420 >>724091971 >>724092104 >>724092476 >>724092992 >>724093531 >>724093921 >>724094175 >>724095697 >>724095862 >>724096092 >>724097385
Now that Ninja Gaiden 4 flopped, we can all agree that Stellar Blade is the best character action game since DMC5, right?
Anonymous No.724085912 [Report]
It's not really character action. There's only like 7 combos and no weapon choices. If we're counting Stellae Blade then Nioh 2 would be counted and better regardless.
Anonymous No.724086040 [Report]
>>724085812 (OP)
>game drops you in not one but two absolutely massive boring empty deserts
miss me with that shit coomer
Anonymous No.724086041 [Report] >>724087705
stellar blade is nice-ish but feels kinda shallow, slippery, and unsatisfying to me
maybe i'm just shit at the game
the side character is a cutie though and the game is beautiful to look at
plus it has a lot of costumes (always a plus) and a surprisingly decent fishing minigame
Anonymous No.724086467 [Report]
Anonymous No.724086586 [Report] >>724096807
>>724085812 (OP)
only sold because of her ass
and that's a good thing
Anonymous No.724086728 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0V7ulolvno
Anonymous No.724087467 [Report] >>724088153
>>724085812 (OP)
yeah sure
Anonymous No.724087705 [Report] >>724089446
>>724086041
Anonymous No.724088153 [Report]
>>724087467
Anonymous No.724088257 [Report]
>>7240874h67
Anonymous No.724089446 [Report]
>>724087705
Anonymous No.724090301 [Report] >>724090503 >>724092748
>>724085812 (OP)
Like 30% of the game was slop shooter segments that were impossible to die in and didnt even let you use your sword
Anonymous No.724090503 [Report]
>>724090301
Anonymous No.724091004 [Report] >>724093092
Anonymous No.724091160 [Report]
>>724085812 (OP)
After 200 hours on it, yeah I think it's great
Anonymous No.724091343 [Report]
>>724085812 (OP)
Here's what I think.
Ninja Gaiden Black and II are better than Stellar Blade, it's not even close.
Stellar Blade is better than Ninja Gaiden 4, however.
Anonymous No.724091420 [Report]
>>724085812 (OP)
Its not a character action game it literally has souls DNA you fucking NOG
Anonymous No.724091523 [Report]
why doesn't eve have that much good porn. it's all off model or ....you know THOSE type.
Anonymous No.724091823 [Report] >>724094091
Stellar Blade is not even remotely character action, and if you want to consider it as so, it's possibly even worse than DmC.

Nobody would like this game if Eve didn't have jiggling titties and 50 different outfits that show them off. It's not a bad game by any means but it's all style no substance. Combat is shallow, bosses pose no challenge at all (inb4 someone comes in crying about extreme mode extra hard+ no item boss time trial challenges or some gay shit), the story is BAD, the side quests and entire middle section of the game are one giant waste of time with nothing worthwhile at all. The entire game should've been linear and it would've been better for it.
Anonymous No.724091971 [Report]
>>724085812 (OP)
Yes.
Pirateniggers seething forever
Anonymous No.724092104 [Report]
>>724085812 (OP)
Agreed
Anonymous No.724092287 [Report] >>724093109
RAVEN BEST GIRL
Anonymous No.724092476 [Report]
>>724085812 (OP)
Real quick, just want to say the following:

I would like to stick my tongue in Eve's Asian ass, and Eve is the only non-White woman that I would ever willingly breed and have mutt kids with.

Thank you all for your time, and please, enjoy the thread and have a wonderful day (unless you're black, brown, gay, and/or jewish).
Anonymous No.724092748 [Report]
>>724090301
The two Dead Space sections are like 20 minutes long maximum. What nonsense is this?
Anonymous No.724092992 [Report]
>>724085812 (OP)
SB carrying the genre right now.
Anonymous No.724093092 [Report]
>>724091004
Anonymous No.724093109 [Report] >>724093493
>>724092287
She better be back in SB2
Anonymous No.724093493 [Report]
>>724093109
She will be back, she’s too perfect not to
Anonymous No.724093531 [Report] >>724093569 >>724093726 >>724093957
>>724085812 (OP)
I thought it was a rollsloppa.
Anonymous No.724093569 [Report] >>724093796
>>724093531
>rollsloppa.
nani?
Anonymous No.724093726 [Report] >>724097019
>>724093531
Retard
Anonymous No.724093796 [Report] >>724093903 >>724093939
>>724093569
Soulslike garbage.
Anonymous No.724093903 [Report]
>>724093796
Gameplay is actually fun and without stamina
Anonymous No.724093921 [Report]
>>724085812 (OP)
i had more fun with fucking god eater and that shit literally made me fall asleep
Anonymous No.724093939 [Report]
>>724093796
Retard
Anonymous No.724093957 [Report]
>>724093531
it's a little like sekiro but she has more than 1 combo and 1 special move unlike sekiro
Anonymous No.724094091 [Report] >>724094928 >>724094952
>>724091823
>bosses pose no challenge at all
Maybe I'm just bad at the game, but I had a very hard time with several of the bosses, and found almost none of them to be trivial. I'm not generally completely terrible at action games, either: I got through DMC1 and 3 on the highest difficulty, as well as Shinobi(PS2) and Nightshade, and found Elden Ring to be extremely easy.
Anonymous No.724094175 [Report]
>>724085812 (OP)
DMCVSE is the best since DMCV
Anonymous No.724094695 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724094928 [Report] >>724095953 >>724096554
>>724094091
>but I had a very hard time with several of the bosse
There is clearly a spike once you reach the Demorgogon. The Elder Naytiba can be a bitch to fight, and Raven was, I believe, considered the toughest fight before Scarlet and Mann joined the game. Dunno if it's still the case. Talking of hard mode of course.

Difficult aside, I still think Raven is the most fun boss fight in the game btw!

https://youtu.be/PmVSXf8wIhI?si=hOPeJZRzhK-XFgiH

>found Elden Ring to be extremely easy.
I am an absolute gigantic shit at Souls-like game, including Lies of P or Bloodborne. I hate the gameplay so much I cannot have fun, and therefore doesn't do any effort and simply quit after a while. It's too slow, too anoying to me
Anonymous No.724094952 [Report]
>>724094091
I think you're just bad, no offense. My first death of the entire game was Raven and then I immediately killed her by stunlocking her to death with 0 effort. Maybe if you just refuse to use skills or something I could see it, but the skills are retarded strong.
Anonymous No.724095697 [Report]
>>724085812 (OP)
You can see more gameplay and combo webms all over the place fom ng4 compared to the same 4 webms showing that bitch fat ass of your dress up shitty game.
Anonymous No.724095862 [Report]
>>724085812 (OP)
Yes but that still doesnt mean you need to make a tribal andy thread to dunk on a game that is also fun in its own way.
Anonymous No.724095953 [Report]
>>724094928
Anonymous No.724096092 [Report] >>724096879
>>724085812 (OP)
It sucked.

t. 40 hours in it.
Anonymous No.724096554 [Report] >>724096995
>>724094928
I didn't think Raven and Mann were too difficult.
Hardest imo were Scarlet and Providence.
Anonymous No.724096807 [Report]
>>724086586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724096812 [Report]
>Stellar Blade
>Character action
Man the standard has never been lower huh
Anonymous No.724096879 [Report] >>724096985
>>724096092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724096972 [Report] >>724097258
You know a game is especially terrible when it's posted on /v/ constantly with no mention of gameplay
Anonymous No.724096985 [Report]
>>724096879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724096995 [Report]
>>724096554
Scarlet being able to kill you even in Tachy mode was a nasty surprise
Anonymous No.724097019 [Report]
>>724093726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724097103 [Report] >>724097338 >>724097463
>>7240969f72
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724097258 [Report] >>724097557
>>724096972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724097338 [Report] >>724097436
>>724097103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724097385 [Report] >>724097537 >>724097914
>>724085812 (OP)
like automata, a game where the hot girls make people overlook the good gameplay/music.

stellar blade is definitely the best in a while, yes.
Anonymous No.724097436 [Report]
>>724097338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724097463 [Report]
>>724097103
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724097537 [Report] >>724097674 >>724097781
>>724097385
It's even worse in the case of NieR because it has very interesting approach on existentialism, but people are just so braindead all they can talk about is "haha le ass!"
Anonymous No.724097543 [Report] >>724100307
>character action
I hate this meme. They're just beat'em ups.
>muh combos
Yes Timmy, I'm very impressed you can juggle an enemy in the air for 2 minutes straight. Now drink your juice.
Anonymous No.724097557 [Report]
>>724097258
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724097674 [Report] >>724099986
>>724097537
the writing in automata is great cause it really shows how these androids are trying to be like humans, and are often more human than the humans act (and are just as flawed).
Anonymous No.724097781 [Report] >>724098543
>>724097537
Nier Automata has an alright story, but if you're seriously going to pretend Stellar Blade has a good story people are just ignoring because of ass you're genuinely retarded.
Anonymous No.724097914 [Report]
>>724097385
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724098543 [Report] >>724099248
>>724097781
Good thing I was not talking about SB then.

Also this fuckin polish piece of shit spammer makes me understand why both the Nazi and the Soviets wanted to get rid of this country
Anonymous No.724099248 [Report] >>724100063
>>724098543
Then I doubly don't understand what you're saying. Nobody, especially here, writes of Nier Automata as bad or not having a good story because "ass". I've literally never once seen that, even in this contrarian shithole. People do say that about SB though, because it is genuinely a mid game only propped up by ass.
Anonymous No.724099986 [Report]
>>724097674
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724100038 [Report]
"Character action" is a fucking dumb descriptor.
Anonymous No.724100063 [Report] >>724100128
>>724099248
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724100128 [Report] >>724100403 >>724100619
>>724100063
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724100307 [Report]
>>724097543
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724100340 [Report]
>>724100G038
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724100403 [Report] >>724100484
>>724100128
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724100484 [Report] >>724100603
>>724100403
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724100603 [Report] >>724100683
>>724100484
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724100619 [Report]
>>724100128
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8
Anonymous No.724100683 [Report]
>>724100603
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyC_2nGU-f8