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Anonymous No.724094276 [Report] >>724094467 >>724095603 >>724102129 >>724102267 >>724102647 >>724113969 >>724122070 >>724131363 >>724135541
THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO TO SOME WHORE FUCK IN THE GALACTIC FEDERATION NAMED SAMUS ARAN
Anonymous No.724094467 [Report] >>724095236 >>724095692 >>724098348 >>724104776
>>724094276 (OP)
>hates the government
>hates women
>loves piracy
Is he our guy?
Anonymous No.724094796 [Report]
X GARGLING
FLASH SHIFTING
GOIN TO ZEBES AND BLOWING UP EVERYTHING ON IT
PRETENDING TO HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING DADDY PROBLEM
Anonymous No.724094910 [Report] >>724099475
what the fuck is his problem?
Anonymous No.724095236 [Report] >>724101469
>>724094467
Indubitably.
Anonymous No.724095435 [Report]
PARKED SPACE SHIP
Anonymous No.724095563 [Report]
>KIRBY
Anonymous No.724095603 [Report] >>724096101 >>724099845
>>724094276 (OP)
Normally I don't care about amiibos, but I'll get Sylux because it's way too cool.
Anonymous No.724095661 [Report]
Sylux stop being a bum and pay for your Metroid’s support check
Anonymous No.724095692 [Report]
>>724094467
>jobs at the first confrontation
Yes.
Anonymous No.724096101 [Report] >>724108273
>>724095603
I like that autistic screeching is kind of just his thing now
Anonymous No.724097372 [Report] >>724129906
Hungry hungry chozo
Wide beam
Female/ the baby
Anonymous No.724097930 [Report]
*BWAAAH*
LADY
Anonymous No.724098205 [Report] >>724108128
Those retards at Nintendo better put the under Metroid prime hunters cast members in the game ot I’m not buying it. Sylux is a good start and the only reason the game is on my radar at all. We have waited 20 years.
Anonymous No.724098348 [Report] >>724099149 >>724129290
>>724094467
>>hates the government
Our guy.
>>loves piracy
Our guy.
>>hates women
Our guy.
>includes Samus
Not my guy.
I think they just confirmed that Sylux was in fact an experiment to recreate Samus' suit.
Anonymous No.724099149 [Report] >>724099475
>>724098348
He hates Samus by proxy of working for the Feds, maybe they can come to an understanding
Anonymous No.724099409 [Report] >>724128853 >>724131273 >>724131509
>THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO-AIEEEEEE I'M SORRY SAMUS-SAMA FORGIVE ME
Anonymous No.724099423 [Report]
It's got nothing to do with Zebes
Anonymous No.724099475 [Report] >>724099772
>>724094910
Betting that the glowniggery Fed faction that featured into Other M and Fusion ruined his homeworld with their experiments

>>724099149
Prime 4 will have the Feds pulling more glowniggery and Samus will team up with him to fuck their asses in the second half
Anonymous No.724099772 [Report] >>724101872 >>724102206
>>724099475
>glowniggery Fed faction that featured into Other M and Fusion
Actually, I remember someone in a previous thread said that the "mistranslation" is total bunk and that there never was a "rogue faction" the Japanese script, it was always just the Feds being feds.
Anonymous No.724099845 [Report]
>>724095603
EB Games was taking pre-orders on amiibo's again so I have one.
Anonymous No.724100404 [Report]
I've come to make an announcement; Samus Aran is a bitch-ass motherfucker, she pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, she took her chozo-fuckin' feathery cloaca out and she pissed on my fucking wife, and she said her tits were "THIS BIG" and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my xitter.com, Samus Aran, you've got small tits, They're the size of this metroid baby except way smaller.
Anonymous No.724101469 [Report]
>>724095236
RIP Terry
Anonymous No.724101872 [Report] >>724103072
>>724099772
Of course it was the fucking feds, why are the emmis crawling death machines impervious to chozo tech? Why put Adam in samus’s ship if not to keep track of her and lead her around?
Anonymous No.724102129 [Report]
>>724094276 (OP)
"He" will turn out to be a woman all along in an epic twist.
Anonymous No.724102206 [Report] >>724103072
>>724099772
Same difference, there's clearly parts of the Federation that are decent people, and corruption as well. If the entire org was rotten they would have said so in Dread surely
Regardless I have that hunch that Sylux certainly isn't a good guy, but his radical hatred will be based in schemes he and Samus will have to join together against
Anonymous No.724102267 [Report] >>724103332 >>724126761
>>724094276 (OP)
Sylux is cool but he's no match for the GOAT.
Anonymous No.724102379 [Report] >>724102653 >>724103072
hopefully he gets in in the next smash
Anonymous No.724102647 [Report]
>>724094276 (OP)
That's Samus' long lost sister and all the xumblr artists will draw sis-con yuri.
Anonymous No.724102653 [Report]
>>724102379
They’re actually marketing him as an antagonist way better than they treated Raven Beak, maybe there’s a shot
Anonymous No.724103072 [Report]
>>724101872
>>724102206
I don't know why, but I'm kind of glad they're not doing a Samus v s the Feds storyline.
>>724102379
I just want a new look for Samus.
Anonymous No.724103332 [Report]
>>724102267
Read it in his voice.
Anonymous No.724103546 [Report] >>724106084 >>724114718 >>724115173 >>724120280 >>724124356 >>724136208
Metroid Prime Hunters remake when?
Anonymous No.724104776 [Report]
>>724094467
>he
Anonymous No.724105206 [Report] >>724121814
>2026 is Metroid's 40th anniversary
Surely Metroid 6 will come out next year, right? We can expect an announcement some time after Prime 4 drops?
Anonymous No.724106084 [Report] >>724108128 >>724111349 >>724117126
>>724103546
How the fuck is Samus being mogged so hard, fuck all the other bounty hunters were so cool and I always wanted to see more of this world because of this intro. Also this gives off that same feel as System Shock 1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp2cHcfo8_k
Anonymous No.724108128 [Report]
>>724098205
>>724106084
I'm gonna be shocked if Weavel isn't being hidden in Prime 4. Dude's literally a Space Pirate and Sylux is working with them now, it's a no brainer
Anonymous No.724108273 [Report]
>>724096101
Dude, get your foot off my face
Anonymous No.724111349 [Report] >>724112307 >>724113645 >>724114423 >>724129034
>>724106084
why are all the bounty hunters massive spergs who screech?
Anonymous No.724112307 [Report]
>>724111349
It's part of the job.
Anonymous No.724113645 [Report]
>>724111349
You would screech too if you had to deal with f*ddies all the time
Anonymous No.724113969 [Report]
>>724094276 (OP)
>KWABlux
Anonymous No.724114423 [Report] >>724118113
>>724111349
>Sylux
hates feds
>Weavel
hates samus
>Kanden
hates everyone, lab baby
>Spire
his species is dead
>Trace and Noxus
idk
Anonymous No.724114718 [Report] >>724135823
>>724103546
Copium would be to say that they're gonna give Prime 4 a multiplayer mode so a Hunters Remake wouldn't really be necessary. But if that game really is gonna have a multiplayer mode, then I feel like they would've lead in with that. But then again, it's not like they've showed much of anything. We still a whole month left.
Anonymous No.724115173 [Report] >>724115714 >>724117126 >>724117524
>>724103546
A Metroid bounty hunter battle royale mode would go super fucking hard. Actually, battle royale crossed with randomized metroidvania would work extremely well.
Anonymous No.724115714 [Report]
>>724115173
Wait, I got it. Next year they'll make Metroid 40, exclusive to NSO.
Anonymous No.724117126 [Report] >>724120082
>>724106084
For me, its Trace. Love this evil nigga.
>>724115173
Honestly just want Hunters 2 with 16-24 player lobbies, prime hunter would be so fun with more people alongside other new modes that encourage hunting certain players. The market is mega dry for an arena style game right now and this could scratch the itch.
Anonymous No.724117524 [Report]
>>724115173
Asymmetric mode, one person is Samus the others hunt her.
Anonymous No.724118113 [Report] >>724134897
>>724114423
Trace is a spess bugman looking for planets his civilization can rape
Noxus knows something's not right and is trying to stop all these meddling retards by force
Anonymous No.724120082 [Report]
>>724117126
Yeah Hunters could be a very unique game in Nintendo’s multiplayer space.
Anonymous No.724120280 [Report] >>724121794
>>724103546
Nah, we need a sequel, Kirby AirRiders level quality.
Anonymous No.724121794 [Report]
>>724120280
I'm still blown away from how good Air Riders is looking right now. Sakurai is severely autistic but he gets shit done, seriously hope the next game he's working on isn't more smash because he's being squandered there.
Anonymous No.724121814 [Report] >>724122009
>>724105206
>he thinks won't get shafted in favor of Zelda again
Anonymous No.724122009 [Report] >>724122123
>>724121814
They can't keep Metroid 6 away from us forever.
Anonymous No.724122070 [Report]
>>724094276 (OP)
>hates feddies
He really is my spiritual character.
Anonymous No.724122123 [Report] >>724122330
>>724122009
I seriously hate when they show her face through the helmet, the light should STAY ON.
Anonymous No.724122330 [Report] >>724124143
>>724122123
I actually like seeing her eyes time to time.
Anonymous No.724124143 [Report] >>724124402
>>724122330
I can understand both sides. Personally I think I prefer her not having her eyes showing.
Anonymous No.724124356 [Report]
>>724103546
we need a FAN remake
Anonymous No.724124402 [Report] >>724125856
>>724124143
How about in Prime, where her face is shown when there's a nearby explosion?
Anonymous No.724125856 [Report]
>>724124402
It's great. It really goes to show the level of detail that game had, which contributed to the sense of immersion. Slightly unrelated, but I'm always reminded of whenever we see Buzz Lightyear's face in the reflection of his helmet.
Anonymous No.724126562 [Report] >>724126717
Who would win in a fight? Metroid or Bad Mario?
Anonymous No.724126717 [Report] >>724126940 >>724127071
>>724126562
bad samus
Anonymous No.724126761 [Report]
>>724102267
Anonymous No.724126940 [Report] >>724127071
>>724126717
But what about OTHER Bad Samus?
Anonymous No.724127071 [Report] >>724128646
>>724126717
>>724126940
Man, why can't we have a Samus clone who is good?
Anonymous No.724128646 [Report]
>>724127071
Samus is destined to be evil if not raised by birds
Anonymous No.724128853 [Report]
>>724099409
It wasn't even a charged shot. He lasted less than a fucking geemer.
Imagine the sex
Anonymous No.724129034 [Report]
>>724111349
That's just their normal alien language. They are actually quite eloquent when you get past the language barrier.
Anonymous No.724129290 [Report]
>>724098348
I think that was a mistranslation and the article is just talking about Sylux's suit, reiterating Hunters lore
Anonymous No.724129906 [Report]
>>724097372
Wide beam made me laugh
Anonymous No.724130608 [Report] >>724131273
I wonder if Sylux will actually talk or just continue seething instead
Anonymous No.724131273 [Report] >>724131509
>>724130608
I imagine one of the pirate's pov looking down at Sylux at the end of >>724099409 just having a full blown tantrum after getting immediately BTFO
Anonymous No.724131363 [Report]
>>724094276 (OP)
>autistic screeching
Anonymous No.724131509 [Report] >>724131907 >>724132305
>>724131273
Dude, shits about to go down after >>724099409. Sylux hits some bullshit object the feds have/want, and there's no way Nintendo is going to make him job like that that soon, it is a fake out. Sylux is going to fuck shit up.
Anonymous No.724131907 [Report]
>>724131509
He feels much more like a direct rival to Samus than the big bad. Sure he has big plans but he jobs to base Samus multiple times let alone now that she has powers.
Anonymous No.724132305 [Report]
>>724131509
No you're not you fucking goober, Samus bailed your ass out at the Oubliette and you will continue to be clowned on at every turn
Anonymous No.724132428 [Report]
Sylux being the only one of the Hunters to escape the DS is bullshit, that whole cast was badass
Anonymous No.724133339 [Report] >>724133501
Isn't it implied that they all escaped?
Anonymous No.724133501 [Report]
>>724133339
he means escaped as in making it into another game
Anonymous No.724134897 [Report] >>724135074
>>724118113
There could honestly be a whole game where Samus is tipped off about a threat on a world that gets invaded by the Kriken empire. Imagine a three way battle between hostile natives infected by metroids and futuristic bug grunt enemies. They'd have to make a good excuse for Trace to show up during his exile though like he was the threat or something.
Anonymous No.724135074 [Report] >>724135451
>>724134897
I think the Kriken are likely future antagonists. There was an interview with a former Prime Hunters dev who said that they're such a threat that even the Feds and Pirates would be willing to cooperate just to get rid of them
Anonymous No.724135089 [Report]
Hunters had such a cool vibe and fun multiplayer, but I remember the singleplayer being total ass
Anonymous No.724135358 [Report]
Play Remastered on hard with HUD disabled.
Now.
Anonymous No.724135451 [Report]
>>724135074
Could any of the other hunters even fuck with post-fusion samus anyways?
Anonymous No.724135501 [Report]
https://youtu.be/tHeVHsVEQFA?si=AqRh2dw5iQFbrZ5h
>Shrouded in mystery, fueled by revenge
Anonymous No.724135541 [Report]
>>724094276 (OP)
No matter how much Tanabe tries, nobody will every care about Sylux.
Anonymous No.724135734 [Report]
I like sylux as an antagonist specifically because he's not some cosmic horror like dark samus or the SA-X.
Compared to samus, he is the underdog. He's strictly working on inferior technology. I think that allows for some very interesting ideas with the story.
Anonymous No.724135823 [Report]
>>724114718
They should just make a multiplayer mode with Federation grunts vs Space Pirates, with weapon and missile pickups around the maps
Anonymous No.724135839 [Report] >>724136107
>people theorizing who sylux is
>they suggest things like ian malkovich or solomon aran or mother brain.
Those theorys just sound so lame to me. I really hope its not any of that. I want him to be a proper new character
Anonymous No.724136107 [Report] >>724136328
>>724135839
I hope he's just some bastard alien that maybe finds some chozo artifact halfway into the story and absorbs it into his suit, becoming an actual threat for samus. I swear if he is just a joke and ridley shows up I will never buy another nintendo game.
Anonymous No.724136208 [Report]
>>724103546
Nah fuck off.
Just do a full on remake by next level games.
Fed force had good shhoting mechanics, just ditch the chibi art style.
Anonymous No.724136328 [Report] >>724136439
>>724136107
The translations from the magazine yesterday say he was an experiment from the GFed in an attempt to re-create samus' suit tech. So I'm expecting him to just be a GFed marine who got fucked up by the experimentation and hates them for ruining his life.
Anonymous No.724136439 [Report]
>>724136328
that was a retarded translation, sylux himself isn't an experiment, his equipment/ship were GF prototypes of samus's stuff
Anonymous No.724136506 [Report] >>724136568 >>724136762 >>724137342
What are the odds Prime 4 runs worth half a shit on the Switch 1? I'd feel stupid buying a Switch 2 when there's only one game I care about
Anonymous No.724136568 [Report]
>>724136506
iirc it just runs 1080p 60. Idk if performance will stutter but the previous 3 prime games ran ultra smooth and never dropped from 60
Anonymous No.724136762 [Report]
>>724136506
It's 60fps on switch but unknown how stable it'll be (we've only seen footage of the smaller in scope tutorial area for the switch 1 version)
Anonymous No.724137342 [Report]
>>724136506
It should be fine if the Prime 1 remaster was anything to go by.
They seem to know how to push that system to its limits.