Thread 724097940

Play RDR2.

>>724097940 (OP)
Nice ass, but worst girl

I don't get the appeal of fat asses/huge boobs. Is it an American thing? Petite and overall normal proportions are better.

>>724097940 (OP)
the whole gang had her

>>724097940 (OP)
>We all had her, but he married her and you know that makes him a Better Man than us

>>724098115
It's a cope for 65% of them being unhealthy, obese fucks. They have to pretend being overweight is attractive to compensate for their state of being.

>>724098115
you are gay and low testosterone many such case

>>724098252
We must be better men

>>724097940 (OP)
>You’re a fine example to these young girls, Abigail… They look up to you, all your experience… Learning from the best in the business.

>>724098115
BASED ANON. I don't understand why fat cellulite dirty baboon asses are a thing

>not period appropriate underwear
trash

i use binoculars to look at her feet in camp every playthrough

c'mere Jack let me tell you something, your mom's past is her business boy

>>724097940 (OP)
maybe i will

i did

>>724100534
>I can fit six old toads in my pussy

>>724097940 (OP)
Did they really all have her? even Leopold?

>>724099419
>your mom's past is her business boy
is there an argument against this? i can't think of anything

>>724097940 (OP)
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! WHAT

>>724098115
more to put my face in. sorry you're a pedo :/

>>724097940 (OP)
>AI slop
No, I don't think I will

>>724097940 (OP)
i don't think those underwear are lore accurate

>>724100534
>>724100606
i wanna eat cum out of her asshole

>>724097940 (OP)
how many indians worked on this game

>>724101204
Why cum? Of all things

>>724101204
ew, I just want her poop

>>724100534
>>724100606
every night she sneaks out with jack and gives him a nice facesitting

>>724100896
In a relationship of equals, you share all of your self. hiding or lying just shows the person isn't ready for a real relationship and is using the other for emotional masturbation

>>724101204
EWW! YUCK!

>>724101361
EWW! That's WORSE!

>>724101456
>Worse
You rather eat a man's cum than a hot girls poop?

>>724098115
>humans have been liking big butts for thousands of years
>"hurr is it americans who only like it???"

>>724101657
It's because americans are easiest to ragebait

>>724098360
Dutch was the original better man poster, I fucking kneel

>>724101601
I pick neither, buster!

>>724101424
this

>>724100998
>pedophilia out of nowhere
nice Freudian slip

i want sadie adler to sit on my face

that game is terrible

>>724102115
after a day of work or a shower?

>>724102228
the former obviously, imagine the smell

>>724102207
still crying?

>>724097940 (OP)
we should be able to send these harlots to the forests to be fucked by all the spicy cats, wolfs and bears so that it'd be safer for the player to traverse the area while they're busy

>>724098115
>aquajeet is being based for once

>>724103673
>based
>liking boy butt women
Don't think so faggot

>>724103828
whatever you say, nigger

>>724103975
post timezone

both asses are good

>>724097940 (OP)
We all had her.

>>724098115
What's your ideal body proportions down there in Bharat, jeetbro?

>>724102207
Well it's a Rockstar game so..

shape > size

>>724104258
anything female shaped

>>724097940 (OP)
Whenever I see a woman with a fat ass like this, I can only imagine her ripping a massive fart.

>>724105186
Farts are stored in the buttcheeks so that makes sense

>>724100761
shame about her being a nasty drunk

>play slop NOW or I can't get hard
I shan't.

>>724105186
based

>>724097940 (OP)
>play
>RDR2

HAHA PORN THATS THE THREAD
POOOORN IM JERKING OFFFFFFF
HAHAHAHAHAA I LOVE PORN AND GOONING

>>724109049
This but unironically

>>724100761
>just disappears from the story
I refuse to believe it's anything but cut content

>>724109049
this but ironically

>>724110069
>>724110482

>>724101204
yours or someone elses?

>>724101901
AI could only reply with the last word it read.
we gotta do something about these clankers

>>724110526
which one has foam?

>>724110767
your face is foam

>>724110624
what is bro waffling about :skull:

>>724110526
I'm a straight guy but I'd unironically let those girls eiffel tower me

>>724098360
I know this phrase is rooted in cuckoldry, but if you can fuck a harlot that good it un-prostitutes her, that cock has to be humongous.

>>724101657
>humans have been liking big butts for thousands of years
storytime

>>724104652
this
don’t know why people are obsessed with size, when shape is what makes it attractive to begin with

>>724112067
This is coomer shit.

>>724110460
they had too many characters as it was
there wasn't enough screen time for all the main gang members, let alone the side characters like Karen

>>724098115
As someone who's actually had sex, and sex with multiple women at that. Big boobs and ass feel 100% better in real life.

Tiny tits and butt can work if the girl is overall tiny. The fantasy is fun in your mind, but a regular woman with tiny tits or ass is coping hard.

>>724112515
>As someone who's actually had sex, and sex with multiple women at that. Big boobs and ass feel 100% better in real life.
I also had sex. And yes, in a vacuum, fat hips pussy feels better (though I disagree that big boobs are better to grab). But in my experience sex is 90% in your head. And if you get more excited with a slim body, that's what will feel better.

But the best woman isn't a tiny woman. It's a normal woman. Like, with normal, healthy body proportions. Like Aqua.

>>724112860
fair enough

>>724112515
I personally would say that no tits and big ass is better than big tits and no ass. Obviously big of both is preferable but if I had to choose only 1 to keep it'd be ass.

>>724112515
>>724112860
>As someone who's actually had sex
>I also had sex

>>724098115
Seconded. This is one of many games where I have to dig for on model stuff. Like, I came here looking for r34 because I was attracted to the character as they were in the game, why would I then want to only see cartoonishly deformed parodies of them?

>Ross and Milton know exactly where Dutch and his gang are holed up on Clemen's Point
>Agent Ross, I have a brilliant plan! Just you and me, let's just saunter into the camp, and threaten Dutch, the notorious murdered and criminal that is wanted in multiple states and just recently was involved in a massacre that involved over 30 people getting killed, this is a brilliant plan!
>We'll just walk in there, threaten him, tell him to turn himself in and then... walk right out and let them leave the area!
>No, we definitely won't form a massive posse as was the thing that was done in the old west whenever there was a wanted criminal that needed to be captured, no we won't deputize every living and breathing male in Rhodes and the surrounding area or just ride 4 minutes to get to Saint Denis and gather all the law enforcement and Pinkertons, or hell we could just gather the hundreds of Pinkertons we have patrolling around Blackwater for no reason at all since the gang isn't even over there and we know they're at Clemen's point, nope we can't do that, just you and me Ross, that is a brilliant plan that will work!
>We certainly won't just walk out of the camp, nor will we have anyone back at the camp to scout and track the Dutch's people and see where they go so we can later ambush them and kill or capture Dutch. No, can't do that. We need to let them go see, so they can continue committing many crimes and massacring hundreds more people, that sounds like the right thing to do!

Shit game, can't believe people praise the story of this stupid shit. Even worse was that segment on the Island in chapter 5, fucking dogshit.

>low T millennials seething over big butts
sad

>>724115120
>he loves women who have big lips, big breasts and big butts!
My nigga!

Look at this picture. She's the Queen Of Porn!

>>724115339
I prefer Siri. shame what happened to her tits though..

>>724097940 (OP)
>>724100534
>>724100606
Did panties like these even exist in 1899?

>>724112515
ive had sex with skinny, average and fat girls. average girls are the best. average girls have the perfect amount of plump and it's where it matters. average girls that do squats have the best asses. skinny girls are second best. you feel the bones in their ass in some positions and it's a little weird but they're still sexy and fuckable. fat girls are truly disgusting though. i did not enjoy my 2 experiences with them.

>>724097940 (OP)
Why's she at a Japanese hot spring?
How'd she get there?

>>724115623
she took a boat to japan obviously

Criminal lack of mom/son porn of jack and his mom. That's all I could think about when playing rdr1 knowing a grown jack was at home alone with his mom. I actually couldn't get it off my mind i even considered i'm too porn brained and should stop whackin it so often.

>>724115503
What are your fetishes?

you guys can animate these pics with grok btw

>>724115731
Probably disgusting to you because I'm profoundly bisexual.
Non exhaustive list;
Titfucks
Any and all kinds of oral
Pegging
Biting
Cucking (others)
Bullying
Fruity faggots with tiny dicks to bully

>>724116548
>he likes abusive porn
Oh my goodness! :c

Sex is supposed to feel amazing, not painful!

Watching BDSM porn is like watching rape porn!

>>724116781
>abusive
what?
I like it in a healthy amount where its all in good fun. Im not a fan of genuine maliciousness.
For cucking as an example, I don't really like typical cheating, more, "hey bro im gonna fuck your gf, and then im gonna fuck you, fag." type stuff.

>>724097940 (OP)
Getting married to a prostitue back then was like playing russian roulette with you penis that bitch could easily have lifelong uncurable syphlis. But maybe she lucked out because she got off whoring while she was young and then only fucked a select few in dutch's gang.

>>724097940 (OP)
I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERY DAY

>>724115759
fuck off elon

>>724097940 (OP)
>Nigger ass
Disgusting
>>724098115
Americans worship blacks and the taste of black people are massive asses the size of beach volleyballs

>>724098115
>any opinion
>do americans really???

what the actual fuck

>>724097940 (OP)
Can AI take all the woke bullshit out of the game? Until then I won't touch it.

>>724098115
>>724120358
SAAAAAAR

>>724120938
>tfw i feel 0 attraction to this and instead i feel somewhat slightly disgusted
phew, feels good to be white

>>724121602
you aren't white you are just gay

>>724121602
Ranjeesh...

>>724121536
retard

>>724124852
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!!!!!

>>724098360
>She dreams in coluh,she dreams in red. Can't find a bettuh mannnnnn

>>724120938
Beautiful

>>724097940 (OP)
Hot damn!

>>724101003
Post nut clarity, huh?

>>724120938
What’s this video from?

Indian thread..

>>724121602
>to be white
And homosexual. You are white AND a FAGGOT.

>>724097940 (OP)
I did and had to quit as soon as I reached the city area

the story is too aimless, whereas in rd1 you had a sense of purpose and vision as soon as they told you you had to go after your former allies

>>724097940 (OP)
God ZAMN!
Just imagine the plarps John snorkled out of THOSE coupla hams!!

>>724112435
>enough time for the niggress sidequest
>not for the big tit slut everyone has a crush on
nu-rockstar everyone

>>724097940 (OP)
>play this game because of blender render porn
How about no. I already played it on release and don't really any desire to do so again. I can't explain why it's hard for me to go back to it, the time sink was too much I think.

>>724099419
John is the kind of guy that would straight up say she was a whore out of sheer autism, and she would get upset but not deny it. Or at least RDR John would.

>>724128608
I made it in grok in like 5 seconds

>>724115027
ahh bloo bloo