Thread 724098313

Joker Festi/v/al Thread

>>724098313 (OP)
>Makoto has sonic autism
Imagine...

Post YOUR newcomer to crossworlds NOW

STOP TAP BOOSTING ME OFF THE SQUID BRIDGE YOU CUNTS
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

Because of Crossworlds I've started to genuinely like Zavok. His voice lines are just cool, even if he barely looks like anything that belongs in a Sonic game

>>724098472
In racing games like this, all that really matters is how they present. This is the most I've ever enjoyed Zavok and Zazz.

You ever think about how the red Angry Bird will probably be added as a free sega character?

Any open slots?

>every going shit for me on the last lap
>drill and triple wisp on the final item box back up to 5th
it's that easy

>>724098469
i have a NEED for SPEED

>>724098593
>A third Angry Birds movie is scheduled to be released on December 23, 2026.
Oh christ they actually might

>>724098472
I like Zavok because of his erotic art he gets.

>>724098472
>Zavok
Ian Flynn has been making the Zeti better characters since 2018. Glad his writing for them has finally reached the game. Voice direction is much better on him as well.

>>724098593
>>724098680
no... that's fucked up

>>724098620
What was her problem? And what was Morgana's problem? Anyway, Sonic is cool and fun

>>724098593
I'd be surprised if he wasn't part of season 2 FLC since Rovio is Sega's now, you could even unlock Angry Birds songs in Yakuza pirates

>>724098620
This is so accurate that it's definitive proof that Sae did nothing wrong.

>people already with 13k points

I dont think i will even get to top1000 this time.

>>724098746
Sae's always in a shit mood because of her job and Morgana feels worthless

>>724098838
Points are inflated compared to before, don't overthink it

>>724098459
My Melody and Kuromi

>>724098917
nta but I played all day after waging and got to bit over 2k points. people at 13k are legit zombies

Nice one team

New lobby if anyone wants to join 83372328

>>724098459
Just get Kodansha and Toyota on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgLk1cv2niE

>>724099087
easy breezy

>>724098917
I've played for 6 hours and got 3k, with quite a lot of nice winstreaks. If those 13k fags aren't going to stop, it is basically them deciding they will not sleep at all for three days

>>724098917
I doubt i will have much time this time.
Only played 3 hours or so, got 1300 points and had to stop because i didnt slept

These people will barely sleep during the weekend. By sunday it will be nonsense for sure

>>724099087
Why the fuck is Sonic there

Yeah, for sure she's in.

>>724098313 (OP)
IS SHE IN THE GAME?

>>724099365
because the anon doesn't wanna swap to Amy

>>724099365
Most girl groups have that one gay friend. Either that or it's his harem.

>>724099365
it's his game

>>724099365
Who else will the girls have sex with?

>>724099498
>his harem.
correct

>>724099442
>mods
she will be eventually i'm sure

>>724099554
Tails? Eggman? Each other?? Hello????

>>724099587
wrong, all sonic girls belong to human men

>>724099629
No, nope, not possible, hi.

>>724099629
>Tails?
stick the bench
>Eggman?
so bitchless he had to create an AI daughterfu
>Each other??
women can't have intercourse with each other

>>724099106
>full
I'm gonna keep banging at the door til I'm let in.

>>724100084
>

69875630
3/4 get in

>>724100163
banging on a door while another one is open

>doing good
>get hit by everything
>car comes to a complete stand still
>race ends before you can reach the finish line

>>724100638
SONIC RAAAAAAACIIIIIIIINGGG

>>724100638
>car comes to a complete stand still
What makes it happen so? Sometimes my car stops completely, at other times it merely slows down to a crawl, and I don't know why

>>724100835
Zero rings is the number one cause

>>724100835
I don't know. Sometimes the car drifts in the opposite direction too. It's infuriating

dead game lol

AAAAA WHY DOES THE LOBBY KEEP BREAKING PLEASE BROS..

>>724098313 (OP)
I would fuck the hell out of Makoto in her Sonic Pajamas

>>724099106
3/4 for this lobby

>>724098593
There was already an Angry Birds racing game so they don't have to design new cars

kid or shotaGOD? you decide.

>tap boost
>options are Aqua Forest and Chao Park

>>724101287
>legend
lolisho for sho

>>724101287
These stats give off rancid vibes, would throw them in jail with the Sagefags tbqh

>>724101287
>Legend
A man with an insurmountable amount of images in his Tails folder.

>Lobby Broke
New code is 88995705

>>724100084
Didn't a Jap instruction manual state Eggman canonically a womanizer? How does he pull it off with the bald?

>>724101287
Definite pedo

Will set up a lobby after I order a pizza.

>tapped off the map at the end
We won so it's all good.

shit be going so well then boom
single green boxing glove

>8 win streak
Let's keep at it, bros.

>>724101620
>finally get in
>lobby explodes
>new lobby immediately fills

>>724101479
>with sagefags
gulp

>>724101647
you can womanize without actually pulling any

>>724101739
I'll be running lobbies all night, so I'm sure we'll get to race together at some point

>>724101030
i should draw her

>>724101647
Probably Sonic Heroes since iirc the english version translated it to feminist

>>724101764
I do this.

>>724101739
Sorry, Blazebro

>>724101739
I will filll you

come on
my chest

>>724101932
No you won't.

>>724098447
>Makoto has sonic autism
is is known...

Damn, popped that ghost too late/early. Also didn't realize it changed to Tap until we entered Dino land but still managed decent taps

>>724098746
>What was her problem?
Makoto is useless

>>724101287
Based pedophile.

Festival squad lobby
58867328
If my pizza comes I might screw up, apologies in advance.

>>724102036
I already did, check your holes

only 500 tickets for the last achievement...

>>724101932
It is too early for that anon.

>>724102334
You're gonna love what's behind the curtain

>>724098313 (OP)
>>724101030

>>724102374
it's past midnight

>>724102394
What does this even mean. For using lobbies?

>>724101432
>tap
>galactic parade

>>724102440
enhance

>>724101836
based alert

our winstreak...

>>724102507
actually i forgot
>galactic parade + frenzy(the rings one)

>>724102403
I already know what it is, already got all the S Ranks in both time attack modes in anticipation for it

>>724102581
RIP

>>724102581
Not like this

>>724101432
I vote for Mystic Jungle whenever it appears in this mode because I want to enjoy some chaos. Someone will have the physics exorcise him back to the hells in the water section might be me tho

>>724102581
damn
well, it happens

>>724102515
>tfw no autistic sonic gf
JDIMSA

>>724102670
I just realized that you could swap the names of Mystic Jungle and Aqua Forest and it'd still be accurate for both lol.

>>724098313 (OP)
fresh lobby
1/4
just playing until im finished with this audiobook

>>724102476
i guess queueing with friends yeah

>>724102854
lobby
36955666
oops.

>>724102720
If you have a high enough position at SEGA I'm sure Eimjones will spread her legs for you.

>>724101647
Look at his robots and his spaceships. The guy must be beyond even rich, he can easily get willing top tier partners, human or even mobians

>>724102678
I'll stay until we get 300 more points, then I'll be done with this festival, bros.

what's the appeal of bird pussy

>>724103134
at least get to top 1k bro
>>724103201
tight, makes you coom in miliseconds

>>724102854
>>724102928
2/4
36955666

That was such a clutch boost at the end there, I was gonna get raped otherwise.

>>724103250
i got top 1k in minecraft festival with 5.1k
i wanna end at around 4.1k which will give me enough tickets for the last horn

>>724103650
yeah but minecraft is a cringe title to have

Everytime I see Big on a board I am jumpscared and reminded of my choices.

tails gets e z 1st, deserved for lead keeper especially

>>724103320
>>724102854
ending the lobby, too lazy to wait

You guys weren't kidding about dash combo bounty

LOBB

71678702

>1st place
>get slicered, ghosted, and weighted all at once in the last 7 seconds into 12th
It's because I picked Zazz isn't it.

I love collecting rings. :)

thank you for the carry, bros.
forgot to swap gadgets.

almost ful

>get distracted and don't realise gadget plate swapped
oops

Where do I find builds for this game

>>724104225
The doctor's nipples... yum....

is the 2 wins in a row reward still a thing? this shit is impossible this time around

Excuse me?

>>724104225
Sex but unironically

>>724104289
we all got it our first 2 games anon...

>>724104318
no i wont play objective, just being ahead in a race of the ttv guys is enough

>>724104289
>Play with the /v/ros in a lobby
>win every race
It's shrimple brother

>>724104318
>6k rings
that's gotta be cheating?

2/4 lobby
58867328

>>724104058
If you're not silver surfing, bagging, or at least holding a shield while in 1st you're practically begging to be fucked. Now bend over.

>>724104270
why did sage say this

>>724104318
report this nigger at once

>>724104441
Doable with certain gadgets or just parking on a 20 ring like a jackass

>>724104441
yes, I'm pretty sure that's impossible

>>724104318
Bet he just sat on the 100 rings until the race ended. It's got a 2 second respawn timer so you get loads.

>>724104603
me being bad makes me consider trying stupid shit like this

>>724104318
>boost ring frenzy during lap 2
>full boost panel bounty gadget set up
>sacrificing placement to drive in circles
only way I can thing of that being close to legit

>>724104648
>Bet he just sat on the 100 rings until the race ended. It's got a 2 second respawn timer so you get loads.
I still think it's impossible, you get teleported/race ended before you could get even close

I'll stop for now with the lobby dying there but if I'm unable to sleep I might be back later.. thanks for the races brothers.

>>724104318
I watched his stream, he get's himself stuck on a boost pad, aka cheating

>>724104671
It's complete overkill, just get what you can until Omochao warps you then catch up

>>724104318
>think we can clutch first with the objective
>bro just parks 100ring all race

bullshit

>>724104648
Doesn't the 100 ring only spawn during the 3rd lap? And judging by that image it was a race on Pumpkin Mansion so there's no way in hell he was farming it there.

>>724104779
HA, so that's how. Yeah with Boost Pad Combo Bounty that will get you thousands easy. I wonder how many pads are right next to a wall?

>>724098472
Honestly Zavok having the same VA as Dio is based. I know that was also the case in Team Sonic Racing, but that game sucked.
>>724098593
Oh yeah. Sega owns Rovio. I don't think I'll ever get used to that.

>>724104756
It probably is cheated but I imagine if you dedicated two players to never hitting the finish line you could farm tons of rings on apotos or mystic jungle.

This was my last one, bros.
GGs! Thanks for the matches.

>>724101647
I actually prefer the english manual butcher of that. Eggman being a feminist redditor makes way too much sense

>>724105051
GGs!

>>724105051
ggs, about time for me to hop off as well

Good game bros thanks for the wins

Cream Host here. Just Going to the lobby real quick so I can feed my cat. Give me 5 minutes or so

It broke. New lobby 46904523

Car Wave on standby. I got tickets to farm

have you noticed they tampered the item rates for ring grab

Finally
Also got the Second to None title instantly, let's go

>>724105395
omochao boosted?

>>724098704
The discount candy colored Bowsers can honestly just be buried and forgotten. Add a real fucking character like Sticks.

>>724105431
>After the ticket nerfs
You didn't beat the game

>>724105313
Stillborn. 56546942

>>724105448
void and omochao have become super common during that mode

>>724105475
>ticket nerfs
shut the fuck up man

>>724105064
I can't really see a pro-land development and pro-industrialist that wants to kill animals and makes amusement parks around his own face giving a shit about women's rights.

>>724105457
Why is she so orange now

>>724105517
oh yeah I was getting void a lot too

>>724105457
I wanna sniff her

Super Sonic A ranks have become less of a coin toss when I just started using Sonic's car with him, Shadow, or Espio as my playable character instead of my extreme gear.

>>724105529
>joker may be a selfish, evil, omnicidal maniac but he isn’t a *NAZI*

>>724105614
I hope your okay with losing your sense of smell after.

>>724105698
Sticks washes her pussy stop this slander

>>724105717
yeah with my cum

>Want to get 100 more tickets
>2nd place: 33 points
>2nd place: 33 points
>2nd place: 33 points

>>724105717
She doesn't bathe at all, her shoes are asymmetrical, she sleeps in a dumpster every night, the definition of unfixable

>>724106024
Almost there!

$70

>>724106226
THIS GUY DOESN'T USE KEY SITES

>>724106226
50 dollars unless you pay the retard tax

We ran into each other lol

Post your playtime.
>55 hours
A joke compared to most of you, I imagine.

What's the matter nonny, why did you have such low taps that round?

>>724106427
Only really log in for festivals nowadays

>>724106427
fully employed not wfh

>>724106427
>30 hours
and I can still roll with the top dogs

>>724104318
Video in action btw
>literally streaming himself cheating
Just have to find out where to report the fucker

>>724106585
Playing the objective isn't cheating

>>724106585
>Cheating
Bro got 10 bonus points.
Just win the race and it doesn't mean shit

>>724106585
I wanna try this now

>>724106427
140 on Switch

>>724106585
>furfag
Checks out.

>>724106585
Not surprised a furry finds some autistic fucking way to cheese the video game instead of playing it normally.

>>724106585
>furnigger
LOL I swear trannies and furries are the same thing

>>724106783
do you know where you are

>>724106427
143 hours according to my PS5
And that's not even getting into the demo versions.
>>724106585
Of course it's a furfag. Wouldn't be surprised if the troons start doing this as well.

>timed out
ggs Food time

>>724106920
We are better than them. Superior. Twice the goon, triple the IQ.

lob BREOK. NEW LOBB
48674465

My pizza came right as the race started, sorry

>>724107125
What toppings

>>724106327
y'know that's a good question, why don't more people use key sites? i'm able to find so many good deals off them

>>724107139
Meatball and extra cheese

>>724107154
I don't have a credit card.

>>724107154
Because they're retarded or they want to buy it officially to support the developer directly or whatever. I probably wouldn't have bothered getting this if I couldn't get it for 50 bucks.

>>724107154
They're stupid. That's literally it.
And when you call them out for being stupid they'll start getting defensive about it.

>>724107221
Hell yeah

>>724106664
He is playing with friends that obviously know how to play game. A lot of people play with randoms.
That shit is disgusting
If the devs remove the ability of playing with friends in festivals it will be because of shitheads like them that are farming points for top10s.

>>724107465
You care way too much about this.
Besides, 1st place barely gets more festival points than 3rd now. It literally doesn't matter.

>>724106427
123 hours

>>724107465
This whole thing started from an image of them losing. It's not even guaranteed wins. Every festival has had major bagging problems to cheese objective points.

>>724101620
2/4 lobby here

>>724107154
I like owning my games

>>724107154
The real answer is that people just don't know about them, or for some that do they also read the shit about "they got these keys by hacking people's accounts and using fake cards!" so don't trust them

>>724105494
Slot opened up in my lobby
56546942

>>724106427
....211 hours.

I hope at some point someone makes a mod that replaces Joker with Link from MK8

>>724106959
>Wouldn't be surprised if the troons start doing this as well.
We'd still win.

gg gotta feed dogs

>>724106585
It's not cheating, it's just gay

>>724108736
ggs, was fun.

>>724108487
i find the overlap between coomer blazefags and edgelord tryhard blazefags to be deeply fascinating; i can't think of any other character with this kind of dynamic

>skillfully dodge every boost panel during the boat section of lap 2
jeez...

>>724108578
BOTW Link would work pretty well over Ichiban, wouldn't even need to change his animations

My teammates doesnt want to tap this baka...

>>724109164
I wasn't expecting Blaze to end up being my main, I've played most of the mainline Sonic games but I've never played any that had Blaze in it.

I have 140 hours into CrossWorlds, I'm currently working on getting all S ranks but am taking a break from that to grind tickets from the festival.

every race feels the same they need to make some sort of balance patch pronto literally nothing matters until the last stretch

>>724109642
Emulate Rush, it's pretty good

>>724109642
>but I've never played any that had Blaze in it.
Play Rush whenever you can. She's so much better when she's not tethered to Potential the Hedgehog.

k gonna smoke then rdy
any lobby?

>>724109779
seconding this, i played Rush and Rush Adventure while waiting for this game to come out and I ended up being upset at myself for never buying it in high school

>>724109164
Blaze just happened to be the character with the best stats.

>>724109923
Knuckles, Eggman, Miku, Shadow all have equal or better stats thoughbeit

>>724109973
Shadow ties her stats I'm pretty sure. The others are not speed characters and are thus not relevant.

>>724109761
>>724109779
>>724109892
I definitely will sometime, I know Blaze's games are good. I was indifferent to her before but this game sold me on her character much like many other characters in this game.

Pizza time. Thanks Kojima

>>724110136
was fun, take care and enjoy your pizza.

>>724110124
Rush is meh, but Rush Adventure is very good

Bit late to the party but I'll host for an hour or two, see how I'm feeling.

4174-5089

>>724106427
I'm at 130 on Switch

>>724110342
i preferred rush's simplicity over the material farming in adventure

>>724106427
93

>>724106427
>60 hours.
Mostly play on weekends only.

I was trying to hit the dash panels and rings but I get bumped away from them

>>724110416
We're 3/4 over here if anyone wants an open lobby

>>724110702
I'm WAIIIIIITIIIIIING

>>724106585
>furfag

post Rouge's big fat tits

>>724110919
OK.

>>724106585
reminds me of competitive team Mario Kart Wii where someone deliberately bags for the good of the team

>>724111009
designated bagcuck

>Swap Drill and Truck to the Blue Item Box
>They're replace them with Triple Reds and Greens from the Blue Item Box
>Blue Item box suddenly become a viable option to go for
>Bagging is no longer an issue since there aren't 6+ Drills or Trucks popping on the last corner
Thoughts?

>ratkoto
Worst girl btw

>>724111181
My thoughts are Sage should lay off the burgers.

>>724111181
you cvan always just make it so there's only 1 truck and 1 drill available on the map, similar to Mario Kart does with the lightning and the blue shell.

Hoarding them early is even a decent strat for team play

>>724111303
Based

>>724111303
Don't open this image if you knew what's good for you

>>724111303
>Proof of my superior design!

>>724110680
which game is this specific amy from?

>>724111303
I want you to fuck off.

>>724106427
109. took a break for a bit since i was getting burnt out

I'm sorry eggpawn for running into you with boom boo I was one tap away from invuln I thought I could dip in and and out I'm such a fucking idiot

finally a win, last one for me

>>724111303
>tendies have become so mindbroken by sonic racing crossworlds success (and kirby air riders being jam packed with content thanks to sakurai's autism) that they've responded by posting fatfaggotry
kwab

>>724111680
It's fine, point payouts are so similar that winning and losing only really matters in a 2x race

>>724111717
>He thinks I'm anti-Sage

>>724111832
FUCK OFF

we beat a real life xister
how could this happen

ggs thanks for the games guys

Zavok's kinda growing on me

>>724112014
>>724111181
>>724104531

>>724112051
he looks alright, not sure where i've seen him before, not super into sonic but i watched some of that BOOM and it was chill

I think it's broken. Let me host for a bit, Omegahost. Open Lobby: 42995452

>>724112159
Me too anon, me too.

>>724112242
Sega's lobby system is ass. Lobby started working again once Jet reconnected. We're in a race rn but feel free to rejoin if you want

>>724112159
>eggman makes an ai daughter
>gets her to make sonic into a pedo
>sonic is arrested and gets the death penalty
>nobody can stop him from world domination now
truly a genius

>>724110456
>i prefer much worse levels over great levels
Don't understand this complaint. Rush forces you to play every level twice as it is, and if you care about S ranks you're playing them more after that still. Rush Adventure is a single playthrough and if you go for S ranks you're going to have most of the materials you need at any given time without doing more.

>>724111001
Sex

Lobby?

>>724112242
Joining up

Sage is unironically becoming my only reason to continue living. I love her so much.

Holy shit jet how do you have that many rings?

>>724112624
That's not good, anon, you are worth more than that

>>724112680
I have 6k points in the Festival already because of how little of a life I am leading.

>>724106427
Only 110 hours. I want to play more but my friends refuse to play this.

>>724112739
Your inherent and potential worth is still there

>>724112637
dash panel combo bounty
dash panel bounty
mini dash panel bounty
air trick bounty

>>724112317
Case in point, lobby just went down. I'll try one more time.

3924 7349

I'm sure something fucky is going on with matchmaking or something. I've played at least 30 matches in the Joker festival and I STILL have not been able to have consecutive wins for the title unlock.
Every other festival was fine, I won twice in a row in the first few games. But this? Nope. Win one game, get fucked over the next and get third. Every fucking time.

>>724112317
Unfortunately, I just kind of stumbled into a full lobby so I'm running with these guys until the next disconnect. ggs though

>>724113105
I had an 8 win streak in solo queue earlier.

>>724098313 (OP)
What the fuck is this? Where are the Ann and Makoto decals. I was hoping for a Makoto turning around decal so I could blow it up and make the front of my car Makoto's ass. Fucking Katsumi?

>>724113105
play with a lobby, solo queueing is too inconsistent between getting dunderheads for teammates or useless bots

>>724113105
schizo/terribad

>>724113105
I think you're just having some bad luck. I got it with randos 10 matches in

>>724113085
readied up but gonna polish off a joint real quick, maybe 2 hits left at most

>fuck up and accidentally take the shortcut and fail it
>nothing but trash as items
Sorry Cream bros, I got two ghosts as my final 3 items too

>>724112351
TLDR
>Sage was made for furry cock

I love how I spent 99% of that race in 12th farming rings and teleported to 1st at the end with my Drill lol.

>>724113420
anon it says in the corner to not repost the art...

>>724102515
fat troon

I am so sick of my plate resetting to rental every single time I quit to lobby

>>724113634
Just change the setting for it.

My favorite time!

>>724113481
true

>>724113503
rent free

>>724113707
>tap boost her fat ass
>get flung straight into the other side of the world
t- thanks miku...

>>724113085
>communication with lobby has been lost.
Yeah I'm sick of this already, customs are too buggy right now. GG's to everyone I played with but I don't think I can be bothered to put up with this tonight

>all these weirdos posting obese sonic character fanart
I never get to use this image. Never usually interact with threads that get spammed with that shit.

>>724113707
Source?

>>724113845
Gg

I'll try another lobby I guess.
44138960

Lobby for a few rounds
45940950
>where did I miscalculate?

>Host Disconnected
New Lobby code is 56307315

>Disconnect
Well ggs Cream bros, got my 1000.

>>724114110
>>724114146
>>724114147
>disconnects everyone all at once

Open Lobby: 26802881 (1/4)
Everyone died.

>>724098447
There's an entire copypasta of Makoto being manipulated by Joker into pimped out by the Phantom Thieves to yakuza and her only solace is a Sonic plush she's found dead clutching

>>724114207
Heating up nachos then join if room

>>724114147
I'm only gonna keep this lobby open for an hour or so before I go get myself some food

>>724113263
>no " for real?" decal

>>724114207
We're 2/4. If nachoanon gets here, it'll be 3/4.

THESE RANDOMS SUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>724113942
>>724114403
miks381

HOW DID WE WE WIN THAT?
Creambros, i think that Espio carried us...

>get first/second
>two other teammates in decent positions
>one retard dead last
every fucking time, I swear to god they're doing it on purpose

>>724114147
3/4

>>724114656
Waiting for the race to end....

>>724114110
Someone join so we don't have to deal with a chud bot on our team, 3/4.

>>724114618
>clicked the wrong image
in the end, I was the retard...

>doing good all race
>get fucked by items cause i get shit from the last box
A tale as old as time.

>Have played so much CrossWorlds that my shitty bootleg wired PS3 controller I've been relying on is starting to break down.
>The left stick no longer sits centered, instead jittering all over from minor movements from spamming air tricks and snaking
>Even despite all of this, I'm still winning
Truly the PS3 is the best console.

Sega really needs to nerf bagging.

Now that was an unfortunate ending.

>>724115009
I always have to remember if it's happened to me it probably happened to my teammate that got a really bad finish when the rest of the team did well

>>724115241
I literally did not grab a single item box for that last lap lol.

>doing great the whole last lap
>whole team is in front, doing taps, keeping the pace, doing awesome
>suddenly monster truck and goop
>we get last
fuck

>>724115241
>whole team dominating last lap
>get completely fucked by items during last 10%
It's over.

network error! I'll be back next race!

Voting for Radical Highway anytime and every time.

>>724116089
especially on the dash panel mode

Open Lobby: 66797920
Man, I fucking hate Sega's amazon basics server.

Lobby grashed :D

>First place
>Hit by boom boo just before the finish line
>11th place
I hate the antichrist

>>724116089
>Radical highway on ring collect mode

Power is such a useless stat in this game. You shouldn't get stunned by getting tapped on the side by someone with a lower power stat.

>>724116334
2/4 We're going into a race.

>>724116520
Crashed again aieeee

>final turn on White Space
>1st place, have Monster Truck ready
>slam the brakes and pop MT, let the enemy team plow into my giant metal ass, then take a short leisurely drive to the finish line

We didn't even get the chance to race and Sega's remote island servers run by crabs decided to die again.

ggs sagefriend

I'm still not super knowledgable about coral town's layout, what's the optimal route for getting boost panels?

>>724116956
Go left and then left again I think

>>724116956
I go left twice, it's slow but it has a lot of dash panels to drive over.

>>724116986
thank you for the swift response, anon

This will be my last game. I need food since I lost track of time playing

this my last race then i gotta play friendslop
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2119830/MISERY/

>>724117358
wish I had friends

lobby 1/4
40462522

>>724117295
ggs Creambro and friends, going to go make food myself.

GGs creambros, we did good.

That was my first time actually going for the Coral Town skip in a race and I nailed it both times, nice.

still frontrunning 5 beers in hegehe

I'm still game, Blaze bro and Cream bro. Lobby?

>>724114979
Slot just opened up

I love when the game crashes and then takes away good boy points as if it's my fucking problem

>>724117520
2/4

reminder that you can start the race, and people can join while you're racing, you'll just go back to the lobby when the race is over.
>>724117723
sorry, i joined this one >>724117520

>>724117520
3/4

So you can die in that pit on the last jump on Urban Canyon, noted.

>>724118001
I'm waiting in that lobby right now for the race to finish.

>download joker voice mod
>it spams the same voice for everything every single time

damn

>>724117723
Wait, maybe I joined a different one, there's another blazebro here.

>>724118229
I might be that Blaze, and I was just disconnected lol.

>>724118186
at least it's not "looking cool, joker" right?

>>724118186
think you downloaded the wrong one. there's a different one that is less spammy

Open Lobby: 34478446 (1/4)
Trying again.

>>724118056
You can also die on the second pit on metal harbor. I know because some motherfuckers love hitting me right when i jump it.

What the

The team boost that allowed me to win this match and saved my life
>>724117723
Sorry bro, gotta eat too.

>>724118229
yeah, naw, we got another joker in the one i'm in, lol.

>>724118317
Muh winstreak...

notice how in mario kart you can't bullet bill into first place
kind of makes you wonder if there were an incredibly well thought out line of reasoning behind it

>>724118582
That's because the Golden Mushroom exists and is better since it can take insane shortcuts

The teammate griefing item

>>724118572
I'll take partial responsibility for the retarded bot the game replaced me with, sorry Sonicbro.

>>724118582
I'm hopeful there's some balancing tweaks in the works. It feels pretty shit right now.

>>724118479
Doesn't seem to be a lot of people playing right now. Are there any open lobbies looking for another member? I don't mind not hosting.

I fucking hate all these fuckers picking blizzard valley.
At least we won, tho

>>724118459
Got a link to one then?

How the fuck are people using lazer to get right to the finish line?

Power stat needs a buff. Also you shouldn't momentarily lose control of your vehicle if you get tapped from the side when invincible.

>>724118845
i miss u already

>>724118845
blizzard valley is kino also rejoin

>>724098620
It’s true Makoto is a total fat ass and eats everything.

>>724117724
Another slot

>>724118479
We have a slot open, 3/4.

blarf, i got dc'd. Ah well, I'm hungry af anyway.
>>724118859
ya know what, just for you anon, i'll catbox it so you don't gotta deal with discord bullshit. Use the one with muted boost sounds.
https://files.catbox.moe/jgt0ig.zip

>>724118929
I got bounced halfway across the road into a pit in Digital Circuit by a Joker on a board while playing Omega in a tank and it made me so angry I had to take a 30 minute break

>>724107154
Not all countries has access to those offers. They are almost always region locked.

>>724119052
thx friend

eggpawn gang

Just 2,000 tickets to go before I never have to by horns again...

objective unclear collected too many rings

>>724119341
eggbros...

>>724119341
The bridge threw me off the fucking map lmfao

I landed on the sides of Radical highway right as the team boost happened so i fell off

my 12th place comeback item was a void wisp

Eggbros rejoin 87521616

>12th
I LOVE VOID!!! DON'T GIVE ME ANYTHING ELSE BUT VOID FOREVER!!!

I'd rage quit too after that race, that was bullshit.

>>724119716
3/4 but going to start it

>>724119916
True

alright, I'm back and full of sandwiches, let's do this!

>lost by 60 rings
Breh fuck randoms

genuinely how the fuck are people playing this game 10-12 hours a day
i can't even fathom it

FYI for those with Runoff Bounty, reversing with a boost or Omochao will still give you rings for some reason.

>>724120341
Top 10 are doing 22 hours

Everybody's Super Sonic Racing, try to keep your feet right on the ground!
When you're Super Sonic Racing, there's no time to look around!

>>724120382
I can't imagine doing top 10 in this game when there's a festival every other week. It's such a meaningless title.

>>724117423
they hopped on bf6 lol

>>724120553
They're blaming Sega for making them do it

Lobby open
9121-7378

>>724120341
it's just that fun, man.

>>724102440
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>724120341
I could see it, the game is that fun

r8

>>724121123
Metal Sonicbros......

Always getting fucked over on aqua forest...

>>724121123
kyogre/10

Still have a slot open in my lobby
44138960

>3 way tie
Also they need to stop fucking with the colors of my wings. I'm going for a very specific look with those.

>>724121368
cooming

sad nigga alert

>>724121243
metal jobnic falls to the power of CHICKEN JOCKEY

That was a very clean frontrun Jetbro.

>>724121581
>ultrawide
zamn

All lobbies full so hosting my own
90952528

this game can't be worth 70 fucking dollars

>>724121692
it is

>>724121692
It isn't
My ass didn't buy it for that much either
Just get a deal

>>724121692
it was cheaper on a 3rd party site, i paid less than 10 bucks the price of the normal version, but for deluxe bundle

>>724121692
I got my money's worth, got over 100 hours in

i got bagged

Yeah that boost fuck me in the tunnel lmao

>>724121689
3/4 for the lobby

>>724121816
I've spent 4,000 hours in 30 dollar games
I've spent 2,000 in tf2 and it's free

>>724121692
I paid 50.

>>724121816
40 hours on jet, can definitely get a lot more than that in this, it's fun and i loved mario kart, especially double dash and DS
i also love palworld and pokemon but people want to roleplay wars between them but its the same shit lol

What the fuck are three green gloves going to do in 10th place, are you fucking kidding me?

ayy we won you fucking animals

>>724121692
I got the $60 Switch version

>>724121692
bound to go on sale for the holidays

I want to talk to the psychopath behind me who threw a bomb at me in the offroad in 9th.

>>724121689
>>724121882
4/4
Hate how getting hit by a drill kills all momentum

>>724120906
>yandex failed
>saucenao failed
link it

>>724121596
is there a mod that replaces steve's sound effects with random lines from the movie?

Eggman hug your fucking daughter

>>724121678
its neat

/v/ vs /v/...

3/4 87521616

Something about Joker on an EG feels right to me.

>The Sage and Cream in first and second|
I kneel cunny lords.

I got hit by a monster truck at the end, and then the big bitch boo hit me since it was already targeted on me. That sucked ass.

>in 11th
>Grab double item box
>Green Glove and Single Wisp
Might as well just spit my face and kick me in my dick why don't you Sega?

>>724121692
Game is FUN

>>724122342
no way...
vs lobby is UP

That's the way team

We'll take round 2, good racing

At the start of the race do you:
>wait til 2 and hold it for a perfect start
or
>hold immediately then mash it on the perfect spot for the max boost

>>724122243
sorry anon, i just found a blaze folder on the internet somewhere and that's all that was in it for that image. I don't got the full.

>>724122840
I have to start mashing now because my right trigger on my Xbox controller is starting to wear down.

Any open lobbies?

I hate boxing gloves and pinwheels can go stright to hell.

>>724122840
i'm used to mario kart, so i start at 2

>>724122859
oh...I see

Whew. Always worry about getting these since I queue with randoms. I can chill now.

>get gay ghost right after enderportal
Holyfug lads

>>724123094
Why do you hate your /v/ friends?

>>724123139
silver surfer is suffering.

I honestly prefer counter drift for it because at least you can force a fast level and try to react more

Master Chief is in

>>724123198
Unironically he has a real chance now

>>724123251
>https://files.catbox.moe/h4pyfm.mp4
lol

>>724123251
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

I need to stop trying to frontrun...

>>724123161
I'm just shy is all.

>>724123251
I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>>724123475
it's not bad at all, just started joining yesterday and it's way more fun than solo

>>724123251
CATCH
MEHHHHHH

>disconnected
ok

Host was a salty bitch.

lobby died gib new one

>>724121123
How'd you do the clean little crescents for the eyes?

>>724123585
its p2p? thought it was hosted by sega or something

I know that Charmy is mad as fuck, but that's what xey get for running me over earlier

if anyone wants to add me on steam, i can join thru steam friend list
https://steamcommunity.com/id/thewonderbolt/

>entire team in first and dominated the objective
>complete annihilation
feelsgudman

3/4 one spot free
90952528

69221927
Lobby up since I missed the open slots

>missed the shortcut twice
Yeah this L was on me 100%

Im sorry I bagged team

>>724122327
i looked at this pic and read your name before the v vs v and i thought you were on my team at first

>drill got an easy carry across the finish line
wow

>>724123827
4/4 All filled

>>724123827
FUCK
>>724123738
i only see options to invite not join
>>724123945
ok

>>724123945
2/4

>>724124070
i was in a 4/4 and also sorry i'm rlly high and i thought for sure we could join thru steam, maybe im retarded

This game is like crack and I've grown to like the tap mode

Why does everyone say sageplayers are shit when the ones I meet here out preform everyone else on average?

What the fuck is everyone's obsession with Chao Park? On this game mode? Fuck off.

Good games, Shadow/Tails/Blaze

>>724124191
jealous of the cunny power

>>724124272
GGs!

>>724124191
>sageplayers out preform
you could say that again

If one of you ITT is that Vector who always has a level 4 ready the instant an item comes at him, just know I hope someone smashes your pc with a hammer. You didn't win, you just got carried by a crutch gadget since you suck ass at blocking items.

>>724124198
Chao Park is fun

>>724123945
3/4

Finishing out the night on top.

>>724124191
The average player here is better at the game regardless of what they play.

>>724124392
chao walker playable when

>>724124191
I mean most of you are really really bad and sage player just happen to be the lot of them

oof

>>724124390
I wonder if its that Vectorbro that gave himself brain damage the other night. Maybe Vectorbro became a savant?

bros...i thought it was still boost pads.

>>724124272
Thank you randombro

>>724123945
Lobby exploded, new one
14955574

>>724124571
was just gonna post one

>>724124290
GGs bros

I don't know why people are so eager to put down Sage. Sage is cute and a sassy bitch. What's not to like?

>>724124493
I hope he gets brain damage. People shit on bagging for being obnoxious all the time but Silver Surfers are just as fucking cancer. On demand invincibility anytime you want for the entire race is not fair. I hope both of these faggot ass builds get nerfed.

>>724124482
Peak art

To the Espio, Omega, and Jet I'm playing with, this is gonna be my last one so I can go play friendslop with the homies.

>>724124682
holy retard alert

>>724124643
Sage isn't sassy or a bitch, she's just a daughter eager to please her evil father.
She has strong family values, and that's really beautiful. She's still very evil though...

Cool to see the general’s still here

>>724124803
>eager to please her evil father
Sounds like a good girl to me, stupid!

>>724124803
gg

>>724124876
do you think Eggman programmed Sage just like Dr Light created Roll to... you know

>>724124759
No fuck off, you don't get to just have an on-demand "No u" button to ignore a core mechanic of the game and then claim you're any better than the cocksuckers bagging for drills and trucks. You're both shitters who suck at the game, just in different ways.

What's the Silver Surfer build?

>>724124739
gg's thanks for joining, we killed it out there

>alright, 12th place, get the blue item box
>Triple Sperm
Thanks for the carry

>>724124739
Hey man gg's I hope you enjoy your repo session

kek

3/4 got a spot open for anyone
90952528

>>724125016
Yeah, I just stopped going for those unless I'm feeling real spiteful.

>>724124571
3/4

>>724124838
Going strong for a whole month

>>724124682
I think I agree?
Although silver surfer ABSOLUTELY requires more skill than bagging, both builds just try to cheat the system in some way.
The system needs more work, I think the devs could do more with what's here...

I wish i could stream with lewd mods on, but the community at large would crucify me.
I just wanna share the love for cute naked fuzzy ladies.

>>724125016
blue item box is a meme

>>724125086
>>724125049
if you go back to lobby i could try inviting the guy who added me on steam

never been robbed so hard in my life

just realized im on a cream team

>>724125208
sauce uncropped now

>>724125269
apologies filled up during the race

>>724125269
nvm won't let me invite still, weird

>>724125314
that explains it, and lobby was bugged

>>724125313
now THAT one i got the sauce for.
https://files.catbox.moe/5nkxb3.jpg

>>724125424
amazing. thanks anon

>>724125309
I want to join the Cream Team

>>724125401
remade the lobby
40873681

>>724125503
14955574

>>724125503
Well we still have a slot open
>>724124571

>>724125627
ty for the win streak carry