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Anonymous No.724104740 [Report] >>724104957 >>724105103 >>724107386 >>724108025 >>724108680 >>724108797 >>724109156 >>724109580 >>724110234 >>724112135 >>724112225 >>724112454 >>724112676 >>724113162 >>724116979 >>724119110 >>724119848
> Game is full of gay chads

Holy based. I love VTMB 2. No wonder /v/ hates it since most of /v/ are agp troons and troons hate men.
Anonymous No.724104957 [Report] >>724105021
>>724104740 (OP)
im not a big fan of the cock
Anonymous No.724105021 [Report] >>724105102
>>724104957

We know, that's why you troons chop it off.
Anonymous No.724105102 [Report]
>>724105021
im not trans tho
Anonymous No.724105103 [Report] >>724105652 >>724107071 >>724111983 >>724122109
>>724104740 (OP)
Why am I, a 400 year old vampire born in the 1600s, a supporter of the gays?
Anonymous No.724105197 [Report]
Based, might actually get the game now
Yeah I agree that /v/ hates men and worships women
Anonymous No.724105442 [Report] >>724114635 >>724120148
Just finished this shitty game. Got the anarchy ending, despite not once siding with that retard Katsumi. Apparently if you don't send the SI against anarchs, you aren't able to get the prince ending. Anarch ending overwrote the Lou ending, for whatever reason. Guess they put checks for that ending, where you can't state you want to be prince, especially not to Lou, so Anarch is the "failsafe" ending.

1/5. Pretty bad game. No roleplaying, terrible NPCs, extremely linear, boring combat and bad writing. The constant forcing of some "love" between Phyre and Safia was cringe. I constantly went against her, yet my character supposedly cared about that retard. Modern writers should be executed on sight.
Anonymous No.724105652 [Report]
>>724105103
because vampires are evil and they support evil?
Anonymous No.724105937 [Report] >>724107027
>you can kill literal faggots in this game

BASED
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Anonymous No.724107027 [Report] >>724112063
>>724105937

You can't kill any of the gay characters you retard.
Anonymous No.724107071 [Report]
>>724105103
> T-there were no gays or supporter of gays in 1600!!! gays started to exist in 2016 with the sjws!!!
Anonymous No.724107386 [Report]
>>724104740 (OP)
There's only one gay chad anon, and his name is David.
Anonymous No.724107586 [Report] >>724108170 >>724112021
whats the appeal of ass fucking and sucking dick? asking for a friend btw
Anonymous No.724108025 [Report]
>>724104740 (OP)
>Who cares that the gameplay is bad, 90% of the cast is ugly, the dialogue is terrible, the aesthetics are vaseline-smeared mush, the plot is retarded, the game itself was made out of spite, and it performs like dogshit? It facilitates me vividly imagining assholes being penetrated!
OP I have a better game suggestion for you specifically so you don't have to torture yourself with this dogshit game.
Anonymous No.724108170 [Report] >>724112021
>>724107586
Nothing really, anal sex is really bad for your health
Proof nature never intended it and thus gays are anathema to life itself
Anonymous No.724108180 [Report] >>724108612
The fact that you are not allowed to tell Safia to stand down in the end is criminal.
Granted, that would require some persuation check and this fucking game has no stats. But as per tabletop, you could've simply Dominated her with ease, because I don't think she has willpower to withstand a mentsl onslaught of an Elder twice her age.
Anonymous No.724108612 [Report] >>724108705
>>724108180
Game has nothing to do with the tabletop
Anonymous No.724108680 [Report]
>>724104740 (OP)
your shill marketing strategies are so strange
Anonymous No.724108705 [Report]
>>724108612
Yeah, somehow I noticed.
Anonymous No.724108797 [Report]
>>724104740 (OP)
he looks like the Judas Priest guy and that one is gay af
Anonymous No.724109075 [Report]
Don't care. The original holds up well enough for me.
Anonymous No.724109156 [Report] >>724110330
>>724104740 (OP)
Fujo chan...
Anonymous No.724109580 [Report] >>724110330
>>724104740 (OP)
This reads like incognegro shill thread. Shit development hell plagued game. Don't forget to kick the chair when you kill yourself.
Anonymous No.724110234 [Report] >>724115615
>>724104740 (OP)
I see Farquaad got himself a new RPG where he gets to pretend he's a white guy and not a smelly Latinx gay.
Anonymous No.724110330 [Report] >>724110382
>>724109156
>>724109580
It's Farquaad, newfriends.

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/Str8%20men%20/deleted/deleted/filter/text/
Anonymous No.724110382 [Report] >>724110498 >>724112372
>>724110330
I thought Farquaad liked handsome straight men, not this
Anonymous No.724110498 [Report] >>724110587
>>724110382
He eats the gay sloppa whenever available.
Anonymous No.724110587 [Report]
>>724110498
Sad
Anonymous No.724111983 [Report] >>724112524 >>724114790
>>724105103
Better question is why do you give a shit either way (the character I mean)? An elder at that point shouldn't be concerned with fucking sexual orientations.
Anonymous No.724112021 [Report] >>724117092
>>724107586
>>724108170
There's a decent chunk of gays that don't do anal
Anonymous No.724112063 [Report]
>>724107027
In my headcanon all enemies are gay
Anonymous No.724112135 [Report]
>>724104740 (OP)
>anal worms and AIDS
>chads
KYS
Anonymous No.724112225 [Report] >>724112406
>>724104740 (OP)
Remember when vampires didn't give a shit about sex and relationships since drinking blood was a greater high than either x10? These devs that don't give a shit about the source material don't.
Anonymous No.724112372 [Report]
>>724110382
Trump mindbroke him
Anonymous No.724112406 [Report]
>>724112225
Vamps always had relationships in the setting, even super old ones, fuck even Cain. How sexual they were isn't usually elaborated on though, as far as I know. I imagine chugging blood during sex must be pretty wild.
Anonymous No.724112454 [Report]
>>724104740 (OP)
I only had sex with the granny and niko
Anonymous No.724112524 [Report]
>>724111983
this
Anonymous No.724112676 [Report] >>724113031
>>724104740 (OP)

I thought the anal prolapse scene was in poor taste.
Anonymous No.724113031 [Report]
>>724112676
>that scene where a tzimisce pulls out a guy's colon with his barbed cock and stretches it over the guy's entire body trapping him in an ass sack
I don't really get what the creative director was going for with that one
Anonymous No.724113153 [Report]
I enjoy the game, sorry /v/
Anonymous No.724113162 [Report]
>>724104740 (OP)
>Dutch
ARTHUR
Anonymous No.724113676 [Report]
I just beat the game.
It was not great, but had moments sometimes.
Anonymous No.724114058 [Report] >>724114290 >>724114542
i came to this thread curious if the game was worth playing and there are so few posts posting anything relevant to the game itself

never change /v/
Anonymous No.724114290 [Report] >>724115373
>>724114058
You came to a thread with the opening line
>Game is full of gay chads
to see if there would be posts to inform you if it was worth playing?
Anonymous No.724114515 [Report] >>724114597 >>724114917 >>724118850
I'm finally free.
I got the ending where Kasumi took over and the Nomad fucked off, they didn't mention Lou, I guess she died?
That was weird, I expected more slides at least.
If I could choose I'd have Ryong as prince and me hanging around as sheriff.
Anonymous No.724114542 [Report] >>724115373
>>724114058
It's free on the usual sites. See for yourself
Anonymous No.724114597 [Report]
>>724114515
I'm almost completely sure that the Katsumi ending is bugged, me and everyone else I knew got it even thought we all tried to go against that hideous bitch.
Anonymous No.724114635 [Report]
>>724105442
I thought Safia was simping for Gideon not Phyre
Anonymous No.724114790 [Report]
>>724111983
Despite VtM players/fans always throwing a shitfit about Kindred having sex, they constantly have it in the source material outside of especially hard-nosed characters, and even they will use it as a manipulation tactic if they know it'll work.
Anonymous No.724114917 [Report] >>724115081 >>724115085
>>724114515
What happens to Ryong at the end of the game?
Anonymous No.724115019 [Report]
>find out who the killer is
>let's confront his immediate subordinate!
>lets bring a big fat recorder that makes a lot of noise
Is this supposed to be a comedy?
Anonymous No.724115081 [Report] >>724115463
>>724114917
Seems to ded no matter what.
Anonymous No.724115085 [Report] >>724115463
>>724114917
ded
Anonymous No.724115373 [Report] >>724115527 >>724115840
>>724114290
that's the opening line but it's still a vtmb2 thread. that opening line is hyperbolic and fits the regular chan rhetoric but it's still a thread about vtmb2

basically fuck off

>>724114542
yeah you're right i should go see what a random publisher is paid to say about the game instead of seeing what individual gamers say

nevermind y'all are too busy being obsessed with sexuality to even play games

aggressive, retarded anons
never change :')
Anonymous No.724115463 [Report]
>>724115081
>>724115085
>make an attractive asian character, possibly the most attractive character in the game
>kill her off
Truly something wrong with TCR and Paradox
Anonymous No.724115527 [Report] >>724115915
>>724115373
What a retarded crybaby you are. I beat the game yesterday, here's a TL;DR to spoonfeed you, little baby: it's 4/10, maybe 5-6/10 if you never cared about VtM lore and are brainded person who enjoy Arkham-style combat.
Anonymous No.724115615 [Report]
>>724110234
You don't play as a white guy though.
Anonymous No.724115840 [Report] >>724116324
>>724115373
Be a better man.
Anonymous No.724115915 [Report] >>724116047
>>724115527
thanks for the hyperbolic rhetoric framing an actual opinion. enjoy 5 neetbucks for the opinion and 20 more for calling someone a crybaby on the internet; that last part goes to show you're the real king of the kindergarten

i played some of the ttrpg and i played through the first game. overall lore is neat and i liked most of the first game. the sewer level got kinda repetitive though, and had a couple "puzzles" that seemed like they were just trying to copy hl2, but definitely worth playing

so yeah sounds like this one isn't for me thanks. was afraid of that
Anonymous No.724115945 [Report]
Anonymous No.724116047 [Report] >>724116324 >>724117352
>>724115915
Imagine that every single combat level of the game is like the sewer level (and there's an incredibly limited amount of non-combat levels). And you can't even sneak through the enemies because you can't open doors to following areas because "there's enemies nearby"
Anonymous No.724116324 [Report]
>>724115840
>>better MAN
your obsession with sexuality is still showing anon

>>724116047
damn. thanks again
Anonymous No.724116518 [Report] >>724117015
Reminder:
Back in the days White Wolf released an official VtM erotic novel with lore characters having sex with explicit details. It's called Eternal Hearts, you can easily find it via Google.
Anonymous No.724116557 [Report] >>724116920 >>724117619
The truly shittiest thing about this game is not the walking simulator sections you can't fail, not that it's 100% linear, not the lore rape, it's the fact that when you pick up a letter or document, it opens it in the codex instantly, so when you move your mouse even slightly and mouseover another codex item, you can't even understand what you picked up.
Anonymous No.724116635 [Report]
VtM games and WoD in general is one of the universes where having degenerate sex-related shit makes perfect sense.
Anonymous No.724116920 [Report]
>>724116557
That happened all the fucking time to me, not that I cared after a while, their writing is boring and I couldn't care less about the notes.
Anonymous No.724116979 [Report]
>>724104740 (OP)
You sure thats not Buck Angel?
Anonymous No.724117015 [Report] >>724117553 >>724119664
>>724116518
>not a mage or werewolf erotica
They missed their opportunity to make the big bux
Anonymous No.724117092 [Report]
>>724112021
No they just don't fuck their long term partners ass. Gay couples seek out young bottoms to fuck so they don't have to deal with the consequences later in life. The young bottom has to live with a ruined ass though.
Anonymous No.724117113 [Report]
>Has the main love interest try to cuck you with a fat bastard
Thank god Lou merc'd that faggot. I knew Lou's massive tits wouldn't disappoint. She's best girl.
Anonymous No.724117192 [Report] >>724117364 >>724117681 >>724118686
no the truly shittiest thing about this game is that for however bad it may be in however many ways, all the women are ugly as fuck
Anonymous No.724117352 [Report]
>>724116047
Sounds kino
Anonymous No.724117364 [Report] >>724118543 >>724118991
>>724117192
>Not finding Lou hot
What are you gay?
Anonymous No.724117553 [Report] >>724118474
>>724117015
Trying to document Mages fucking is impossible because they get weird with it in ways we can't even describe.
Anonymous No.724117619 [Report]
>>724116557
idk the long walking was pretty annoying too..
Anonymous No.724117681 [Report] >>724118543 >>724118991
>>724117192
ryong and the turkish bitch are decent looking, actually expected worse on that front
Anonymous No.724118474 [Report] >>724125562
>>724117553
>will never turn your dick into a tentacle abomination in the middle of the umbra
I think someone COULD describe it, but they might not come out sane afterwards
Anonymous No.724118543 [Report]
>>724117364
>>724117681
Lou gets gapped by Ryong, but even then, there's no one on Therese's level or the Chink bitch in Chinatown
Anonymous No.724118624 [Report]
for me? this qt
Anonymous No.724118686 [Report] >>724118991 >>724119096
>>724117192
*blocks your path*
Anonymous No.724118850 [Report]
>>724114515
It did mention Lou. You just weren't paying attention.
She "fell" from her penthouse in the Glacier.
Anonymous No.724118991 [Report] >>724119948
>>724117364
Lou is horrendously ugly compared to the original art/renders of her. Her tits aren't even big anymore
>>724117681
Ryong is the only one with a decent face, but her body is a fridge.
>>724118686
Tranny makeup, hideous
Anonymous No.724119096 [Report]
>>724118686
too much of an unimportant character in the story
Anonymous No.724119110 [Report] >>724119739
>>724104740 (OP)
>out for 3 days
>already mixed reviews
Ouch
Anonymous No.724119664 [Report] >>724123398
>>724117015
VtM was the most popular splat by far. In terms of popularity it was
VtM>>>>>WtA>>>>>MtA>>>>>>>>>rest of WoD. VtM had dozens of novels, erotica, action figures, TCG and vidya.
Anonymous No.724119739 [Report]
>>724119110
It was mixed since day 1.
Anonymous No.724119848 [Report]
>>724104740 (OP)
Bruja have been gay cock sucking faggots for over 30 years
Anonymous No.724119948 [Report]
>>724118991#
>Ryong is the only one with a decent face, but her body is a fridge.
Lous face and body mogs Ryong
Anonymous No.724120148 [Report]
>>724105442
The game contains extremely convoluted ending paths like Parliament of Knives, where the author eventually has to hold the hands of achievement babbies on reddit.
Anonymous No.724122109 [Report]
>>724105103
vampires are demonic and demons actually are gay
Anonymous No.724123398 [Report]
>>724119664
just figured if they wanted to boos popularity by releasing softcore porn they missed the bigbux on werewolves, and mages may unironically be weirder than vamps
Anonymous No.724125562 [Report]
>>724118474
That's playing it way too light. Y'know Tilefucker? And the guy who gets turned on by the geological formation of Ohio? Those guys would be fucking WINNERS if they banged Mages.