Thread 724107902

It's Friday and that means its time to take solace in tradepiggies getting owned tf2!
Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club
Password: the usual

>Why the fuck is there so much custom content
Just download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2
https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7z
and then place the content into their respective tf2 folders

>For Sunday Night, we will be MMMhhing in DOOM
also please give us more WADS for the pack

Want to get suddenly pinged with videos of several ghoulish rituals? click on this link!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van

>>724107902 (OP)
not getting on until engineer is class locked

*to take solace in the fact that cs tradepiggies got owned ... and get in tf2
FTFY fucking tard fagmin

weeabootique better

>>724107902 (OP)
password is rouge

>>724108075
Baited and Losted
Thanks for the measly free (You) too, you fucking FAG.

this server has malware

>>724107902 (OP)
November 16 is when CoD2 is being hosted

>>724108284
I told you not to click that link

are you guys going trick or treating?

im out of mix so im drinking 151 with a tiny bit of ice tonight im gonna get deranged

Barely any submissions made so far but I would like to see duke nukem played in doom coop if its even possible.

https://zandronum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=205
>but its hard
doooont carrrreeeeee

>>724108542
save some kemonos art for sprays later
>>724108607
what about a quake coop mod?

>>724107902 (OP)
>Sunday Doom
Last time I played there were multiple player models. Ash from Evil Dead, Tony Soprano, etc. Are we doing that again?

>>724109223
yeah
>>724109197
would be cool

>>724109197
no its too late to boot up paint dot net

>>724108542
Awwww ya

>>724109293
theres always spray converter online

We should get the old CSS party van back up

>>724109469
its coming soon after 1.6

22 billion dollars being lost on koth_city17

I can't believe boogie2988 fucking died

>>724109936
Fucking who????

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU RETARDS MANAGE TO FUCK UP L4D2 LAST SUNDAY????
ITS ONE OF THE EASIEST SUNDAY GAMES TO SETUP, YOU DOWNLOAD THE PACK, YOU WAIT UP TO AN HOUR ON THE ADDONS SCREEN AS YOU WAIT FOR THE CAMPAIGNS TO DOWNLOAD, ENTER THE SERVER CODE IN CONSOLE, AND THEN YOU START FRAGGING ZOMBIES / FREEKILLING TEAMMATES
WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE ONLY LIKE 2 PEOPLE WHEN I FINALLY JOINED AFTER HITTING UP A DATE WITH THIS CUTE CHICK
FUCK YOU ALL

>>724108181
this post was likely written by a tranny chaser, since it comes from one of the fagmins

>>724109964
hes the one that goes "I BEG YOU" i forgot the name ofthe say sound

>>724110315
He crushed it.
But nah seriously what is that saysound?

>>724110353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jlCZpafMU0

>>724110074
normalfaggot explode

>>724110074
>cute chick
levy hasn’t transitioned yet

>>724110074
Server pack was set up on the last second and there was plugins that self deprecated. So far right now they don't know if it was a map/vscript/the actual broken model downloader that was screwing over players who weren't going to go through the hoops to play but it had to be something in the pack that was just nuking players left and right (which was almost every anon besides the 5 players i was playing with all night).

>>724110074
Various things started conflicting with each other causing people to crash on load. Mystery combination of updates degrading game stability, untested workshop addons, and various server plugins all working against each other. A bunch of people fixed their issues by lowering their texture resolution and disabling downloads but client crashes were still random. The game ran fine a month prior albeit without it going over 6 players so we didnt know it was going to get fucked. It was a bit too late to do anything once the servers live because people get blackpilled after a couple crashes and give up. Don't worry when we replay it again in 5 months none of the issues will be fixed.

>>724111495
>5 months
Run it back again in the weekday im not done yet.

>admin abuse already
alright pull the leash on these niggers, see you next week

bakugo's back

filtered

25 pairs of frozen nuts playing cp_snowlodge_event

28 goyslop enjoyers on ctf_mym

>>724109394
my pdn pipeline is pretty streamlined, it takes more time to find suitable images at this point

>>724110074
>YOU DOWNLOAD THE PACK,
all 400gb of it

39 players stuck downloading this large ass fucking map called pl_futura_b13

you know the server is good when niggas ignore the thread

>suddenly the shitposters are nowhere to be seen
*moon crickets*

>>724114896
SPOOK
APE
COON

>>724114658
try ignoring THIS

OFFICIAL /v/an power ranking
Levy
POWER GAP
everyone else

OFFICIAL /v/an estrogen ranking
Levy
POWER GAP
everyone else

>>724115341
you forgot bakugo

The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

THE INDOMITUS REX
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
THE KING OF KINGS
THE LORD OF LORDS
THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE
CHADREN THE GRAY
APEXPREDATORvy the MASCULINE
GRIPvy the CRUSHING
INSURMOUNTABLEvy the UNSURPASSABLE
INDOMITABLEvy the UNYIELDING
AESTHETICvy the BEAUTIFUL
SWOLEvy the RIPPED
TANKvy the RESOLUTE
PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGvy the INTIMIDATING
GLAREvy the DOMINEERING
JUGGERNAUGHTvy the UNSTOPPABLE
DISCIPLINEDvy the ENLIGHTENED
ZENvy the SPIRITUAL
POTENTrvy the VIRILE
ALMIGHTYvy the INVINCIBLE
VALORvy the DAUNTLESS
IMPERIOUSvy the DOMINATOR
INVICTUSvy the ETERNAL
MAELSTROMvy the TITANIC
QUAKEvy the SPACE-TIME SHAKING
COLOSSUSvy the LEVIATHAN
BEHEMOTHvy the MASTODONIC
MONSTERvy the TERRIFYING
LORDvy the KING
DEITvy the CHRIST
CRIMSONvy the LEGEND
SUPERNOVAvy the TRANSIENT
VYCHAD THE LE
LECHAD THE VY
LEVYCHAD THE CHAD
KINGCHAD THE LORDVY
THE CHAD OF CHADS
ENCHAD LEVY
CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD
ENTER LEEEEEEEEEEEEEVY

I wanna fuck the /v/an bunny

>>724115449
MY FVARKING HERO

>>724115026
more

>>724115484
you wanna fuck bakugo?

>>724115683
is he cute

>>724115739
no he’s obese

one of these sundays we should do /v/lancer

>>724115892
does he at least own cute girl clothing, fat girls(male) can be cute

I'm assuming the server is dead again?
Control your faggotry something, you little zoom zooms

36 brain dead players on zi_devastation

Levy's butthole creamed image leaked

>>724116236
zombie mode gonna kill it like always

>>724115449
>troonvy the chaser sneaked in there
kek

>>724116236
quality of the threads is inversely proportional to how active it is
the people who shitpost here don't actually play the game

29 players crashing onto pd_pit_of_death

kazzy more like gassy lmoao

called it, zombies RVPED the player count

>>724116446
quality of my fist goes up the deeper I plunge it through your chest, dork

gavcharger

it's dying, load up dustbowl

The quality of the thread increases as the player count dwindles because the wise sages smart enough to bail use their high iq and enlightened minds to craft shitposrs of the highest quality for others to enjoy

>>724117104
my dad is kevin nash btw

>fags cry for months about how the same maps are boring
>we don’t play the same maps
>server dies within hours
RAPED

Does anyone have the old sound file of gaysex.wav?

I've scoured every fucking archive I can - it used to be on the old /micspam/ board back in partyvan.net before it got nuked

>>724117470
ask levy to turn on his mic and just use the noises that come out for the new version

>>724117387
people complain about gimmick maps and nearly every map tonight was an _event map

just let people play instead of shoehorning the same normie cringe that people are playing on /v/ to get away from

>>724117387
just fix wacky races already

>>724117387
>instead of the usual flaming pile of shit we serve here's a flamining pile of shit with nails in it
gee I wonder

32 out of 100 fraggers headin to pl_fifthcurve_event

>>724117387
Maybe it's because of the unfunny fagmin abuse that has been rampant for the past 1.5 years.

Maybe it's because players are no longer allowed to vote on which maps they want because fagmins are powertripping that hard.

Maybe it's because the whole "Come see the freakshow!" mindset that replaced decent quality.

Maybe it's putting the password back on.

We may never know, but I'm certain it's a fagmin issue. When do we get new fagmins?

>Every EOY /v/an should vote off 1 fagmin and replace xim/xer with someone new.

I wish I had friends.

>>724116820
that was because the fagmins were there doing their funny haha moment and during zombie select more than half of the server got wiped.

>>724118371
I have friends and i am mentally ill btw.

kill jestah

30 dirty trickers on pl_brimstone

>>724117387
>it's the maps
>and not the constant server crashes like we had last week where you had less than 18 players at 9pm

spookitro is flirting with a tranny thats why he is missing all those shots

>>724118179
this can easily be fixed

server broke?

>>724119694
server rewoke

itemtest?
all me

Are you going to get it?

LOL

why would the fagmins post that

child porn? NO THANKS! i only like trannies

finally some real god damn food

39 out of 100 REAL DUSTBOWL WARRIORS getting hanged on cp_dustbowl_event

what does the cp in cp_dustbowl stand for?

kirby bros...

Consenting adult sex with deet's brown and scarred boycunny

>>724121948
he's playing the game

why are you guys so mean to goku

>>724121578
im hard thinking about deet's manly asshole

!ai goku fuck you monkey *rapes you*

>>724122425
its not manly
its puffy and cute and soft and smells like freshly baked sweets
deets boycunny….
TOT

are any of you the ones i played with in 07-09?
are all my comrades dead?

>two piss break maps in a row
I think it's time for another map nomination ban wave

>>724122848
2010 here but my setup at the time was garbage so I got one maybe once a month if it didn't shit the bed.

>steam goes full retarded
>reinstalls tf2
this is the second fucking game already

>>724122848
no, all your friends are dead. im just here to play warioware

>>724122634
can someone confirm?

>>724123350
i can confirm, deet's butthole lubricates itself with a sweet heavenly ooze, reminiscent of panda express orange chicken sauce

>>724123474
i cant play while this hard, im leaving

>>724122848
I started playing back in middle school 2007. did nothing but play surf maps and mario kart. miss those old surf maps that no one hosts anymore because they're too "problematic".

it's so nice hearing micspam again

>>724124347
how were they problematic

33 players stuck on helltower for 20 mintues

>>724124519
there were maps dedicated to the happy merchant and niggers. I found it pretty funny back in the early days of tf2

>>724123651
i prefer snowshoe's boycunny

>>724123474
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT A MAN'S ASS AND SEE FOOD

33 spooks on cp_manorevent

why are you bitches afk

>>724126156
It's the 15th _event map of the night. I fucking wonder why.

>>724126156
its vc goon night

>>724126309
wtf wheres my invite

29 documented domestic terrorist fulfilling their holy fatwa on cp_geomance_rc1

>>724126156
they're shitposting in the secret discord

who else using pyro because they dont feel like trying

>>724126969
I play pyro or engi when I'm very drunk or high

koth_lifesnatcher_b5 with 25 sleepy warriors

>>724126346
send your butthole pics to levy

>>724128242
done now lemme in

>>724128980
we have too many brown buttholes, rejected

>>724129129
my butthole is pink tho

>>724129323
Pics or you're a fag

>>724129440
but i've already sent it

keep replying to yourself

16 out of 100 true capitalists losing all their money to short selling penny stocks on cp_fulgur

I'm so fun, what server am i?

>>724131038
tiny kitty girlpound of course!

now i gotta figure out how to keep the quality of the gif

>>724131784
u don't unless you make it small and you use the /spray command to make it bigger

>Will tomorrow's van be dead like last Saturday?
Probuhlee.

server status?

>>724132761
8 sleepy joes

>>724132590
i was molested btw

>>724133051
as a baby boy?

try dodging this