Thread 724144810

*cough cough* i... i think this years gonna... g-gonna be a big year for xbox..

f-fourteenth times the charm...

>>724144810 (OP)
>all the gaming industry liches are having their financial phylacteries destroyed

still has that smug grin on his face

Reminder that in leaked Microsoft emails Phil literally talks about how he thinks buying Nintendo would be a good idea to save Xbox.

This nigger has absolutely zero fucking idea what he's doing just like the rest of Microsoft

>>724144810 (OP)
Another victim of the 'pic

Phil is the xbox's portrait of dorian grey.

>>724144810 (OP)
It is though. Some of the biggest games of the year were Xbox games. And the Xbox division is making money.

the retirement home for irrelevant studios known as xbox gaming is running out of money KWABOTY

>>724145227
saar, my dear saar, i must vibecode with copilot or my seventeen half bovine beastmen children will starve.

please saar, the gamepass ultimate subscription...

>>724145110
christ..

>>724145110
JUST

what having to make decisions that put billions of dollars on the line does to a mf

>>724145110
Is Ozempic really that bad? or is it drug use and dudebro lifestyle hitting the wall as he pushes ..60 i guess?

>>724144810 (OP)
>>724145110
He sucked one too many monkeypoxxed cocks.

>>724145603
cant tell if its actually making people cancer patients or just aging people who are already old as fuck and looked younger because they were chubby.

>>724147597
The human body needs a certain amount of fat on the whole as an emergency energy reserve and on the face as cushioning to help disperse kinetic force when taking trauma. Ozempic eats all fat the same so they lose all the necessary fat on their face and are just left with bone and the fine muscles and little else so look like a radiation victim in the walking death phase.

that and its now come out ozempic kills your retinas and pancreas.

>>724144810 (OP)
Some people just look better when slightly fat. Especially men, a bit of fat gives you a more respectable look

>>724145005
He was also one of the architects of the Xbone era yet he was somehow glazed as the 'savior' of Xbox post TVTVTV. It wasn't just Mattrick that should have been booted.

>>724145005
>>724149674
How the fuck has Microsoft been so pathetic at making their own exclusives? Even at their peak, most of their exclusives were lackluster. They just had a great online infrastructure and a solid third-party lineup. In retrospect, it makes Xbox's legacy all the more pathetic. They only almost succeeded once because Sony botched it up with PS3.