Thread 724156350

He's in

>>724156350 (OP)
SHE'S IN

>>724156383
I hate American Sonic media

I'M IN

>>724156350 (OP)
last thread died right after i posted my lobby, lol. Join if you like, 2/4
don't think there's any available lobbies up atm, so here's my room if y'all wanna join me. I'll play for a bit.
76748832

Nothing like going 1st to 12th right at the end due to items that are super overtuned, am I right lads? I totally don't want to kill myself.

>>724156383
Surge ass heals the soul.

>>724156484
oops i copied the whole post, oh well, lol

>>724156350 (OP)
Your image reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsMb_MaOYS4

What's the best loudout for Rings?

>>724156383
tenrec zexo

>>724156383
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>724156484
I timed out, new lobby.
18886182

>/v/ loves Loona
>/v/ loves Fang
>/v/ loves Midna
>/v/ hates Surge when she's pretty much the same type of asshole altgirl
explain this phenomenon

>>724156974
She looks like a donut steel sonic fan character from deviant art.

>>724157029
so do the other ones mentioned

>>724156350 (OP)
https://youtu.be/DX_wprkggoE
mfw

Stop talking about arse and sex, start talking about the ticket rewards because 100 is pretty nice.

>>724157189
>cowchop
it's been 10 thousand years...

>>724157269
Those tickets are pretty sexy.

>>724157269
tickets were already discussed, need to go up to 150 and it would be good

>>724156945
On my way

>>724157336
Yeah I wish I had more time to grind but the time I do have will still net me a lot.
>>724157343
I MISSED it so it didn't happen :(

>>724157269
coomers poisoning the well is nothing new, just be glad they're not using your boy Vector to do it
t. not so lucky tailsfag

>>724157527
I don't know how to break this to you man.. I really don't..

>>724156451
Anon....

Same though

>>724156945
ANOTHER HOST COMMUNICATION ERROR
GAME PLS
69977286

Festival squad lobby
41230012

>>724157720
Disregard, I joined the one right above

i am fucking tired of being pushed around by everyone while driving a fuckhuge power vehicle, this game is retarded

>>724157660
full lobby...

I'm tired of driving a power vehicle and being pushed in a straight line by an extreme gear that's not even drifting

>>724157269
Such a good change

>>724156350 (OP)
I mean DC will definitely get DLC characters so maybe

free room
33153915

>>724158169
2/4

>>724158057
/v/ would hate it but I’d 100% play as Wonder Woman

>>724158169
>>724158403
we got a group of two, wanna merge? we can join you

>do absolutely fuck all all race
>can just use cream in a big-ass power vehicle because funny
>just focus on getting rings/hitting dash panels
>get extremely long boosts due to being behind the pack
>get past everyone just by holding A and not even drifting
>don't even need to use the drill I bagged or any item to finish first
>meanwhile my team
>always last
>never doing any objective
>slow af, it's like they drive with the handbrake on
How the fuck do you manage to lose at this fucking game mode, I'm sure you could just use the steering assist and still win effortlessly.

>>724158664
do it

>>724158816
>>724158664
nvm we timed out make a room

>>724158816
>>724158896
20809269

>>724156350 (OP)
NTR with DC Joker and the Persona 5 girls when?

>>724158057
>Bats in a kart version of Batmobile
>WW on an invisible Extreme Gear
Hold up this could be kino

Just to remind everyone, the game mode right now is tap.

>>724158686
> Front-running
> Get hit with two boom boos within the span of a second
> Then get hit with a glove
> Dead last, get a drill and a truck
> Work my way back up to 2nd without the items
> 1000m
> Use both, get hit with no fewer than three slicers that don't do anything
> First place

My controller wonked out and our sage died. One sec

I couldn't make my ring total go above 10 the whole race, what gives.

>disbanded
uh oh...

>>724159563
Yeah Sage was host. Also scratch that, they gotta go, so I can remake, or you can.

>>724159626
alright, you do the room

Which Final Fantasy rep would you like to see?

If it was 8 years ago I'd have said Noctis and the Regalia

>>724159673
56293221
pray I dont die again

>>724159738
Which characters even have access to cars in their own universes? Cloud, Squall, Noctis... maybe Terra...?
Anyway, give me Barrett.

>>724159738
Cloud with either the motorcycle from the end of the Midgar section or the snowboard made into an extreme gear.

>>724159784
I'm dumb
56293421

>>724159784
Code isn't working.

>>724159738
>Final Troontasy
Get your shit out of here.

>>724159738
as much as i hate XV, the Regalia IS A cool car.
I'd rather have a rep from IV or XIV tho, but the more realistic choice would be Chocobo or some other mascot-y character like Cactuar.

we got blown the fuck out

Last place... home...

>>724156478
i love huge booty nights pics...

I kneel Jesus girl

>>724159738
Why would SegaGODS want an inferior JRPG franchise when we have the king of genre a.k.a. Persona?

soon

Leave the rings to me

>>724160328
>no Dash Panel Combo Bounty
Anon... you forgot the most important gadget for the entire build.

DLC season 2 is DC, Lego, Angry Birds, Roblox, Fortnite and The Battle Cats.

we need 4th, bot tanked us on objective

>>724159880
3/4 btw
plz save us from the bot menace

I NEED a medic bag.

>>724160326
hot

>>724159738
Fuck FF, I want Partitio driving a train

>>724156974
With the exception of midna you're delusional

>>724157660
>>724157912
we 3/4 now

bwos.... we suck ass

>>724160902
lurk more

My game crashed mid race. I don't know how much longer I can defend this thing.

>>724161018
Our momentum is building. The Jeb Rush is coming.

>>724161091
Oh, and I got penalized for it. Awesome game.

>>724160286
Me too.

>>724156974
I love Surge

>>724161462
holy FRICK

WE WON ONE

kronos kurse: averted

holy fucking poggers

we are so back

I hate this game

Hey Sega, do I really need to be shown the stupid shitty rental plate for roughly 10 seconds before I am allowed to swap it out?

I nearly have the 7000 tickets to buy Metal's first title. After that I won't care about tickets.

I love this game

LOBBY
4010-7188

>>724160326
Fat bitch

>>724156383
>>724156974
TENREC SEX

>>724160326
FAT FUCKING BITCH

I dont think anyone else is joining bro

last race for me, gotta go shopping. GGs y'all.

I'm so fucking tired of servers fucking off, can I get one stable lobby

>>724162303
why don't you join other lobbies bwo

>>724163173
LOBBY
4010-7188

>>724162303
make a festival room and I will join

>>724163209
nigga that's regular race isn't it, people are festivaling

>>724163221
5915-1885
I have never hosted before

>>724163313
yea im retarded and dont know the meta

What do we think of the handling character kit?

>>724163330
2/4

Alright, server died. I'm taking a short break.

time out... what the fuck is Sega doing, are they frying eggs on the servers?

>time out
7538-1761

>everybody dies
>somehow go off course during the last jump in mienkampf
>4th to 12th
>steam fucking crashes and burns while trying to export the clip
what the heck I just wanted to get festive...

So... as a power char in a power car I have extended slipstream, slipstream bounty and ring mini boost. Which one should I add with them? Drift Kit? Quick Recovery? Anything else? But please no tech drift I hate it.

Any open lobbies? Haven't played at all this festival.

She is fucking in....

>enter thread to do my thing
>anons have already beaten me to it
Well, she's still in.

fucking slime fucked my bag

we did it reddit

>>724163947
she will be fucking

>>724163947
If she's a lesbian, how does she have the skill to deepthroat huge cock?

>1st on the 2x chance
it begins

kings

>>724164112
SLLSFHM

>>724164126
she's not a lesbian. It's a desperate tranny dream

>>724164197
>I was rounding up from 50%.

>>724163936
Drift Kit or Inventory plus and wisp change up for shits and gigs

12319732
Join and pray the lobby doesn't explode 2000 times again or I'll explode irl

Best gadgets for tap boost? Spoonfeed me, please.

Lobby doko

>>724163947
I fucking wish...

>>724156451
We know

>>724164496
for tap boost just run your generic stuff, the only thing that really needs more focused gadgets is the ring gain

>>724164496
Slipstream bounty+ring boost so you can catch up to the randos that dont know they can slow down and tap you

>>724164518
I kinda think she's coming though anon

>>724164482
>full
Any lobbies with free spots?

they really tryna keep the team pink down out here
stay safe niggas

>>724164703
Guess not, so here's a fresh lobby:

98634010

People zigzag so much i can’t tap them D:

>>724164496
>for Tap Boost
Doesn't matter, just front run with your entire team
>for Dash Attack
Doesn't matter, just front run with your entire team
>for Ring Attack
Dash Panel Combo Bounty on most tracks, Runoff Bounty on most tracks, Slipstream Bounty on all tracks, don't bother with Air Trick Expert + Bounty it's too expensive for what amounts to ~80 rings per race.

>>724165010
I just slow down and let them tap me if I try to tap a snaker

>>724165010
The best way to tap a snaker is to snake in the opposite direction, you'll tap eventually the same way a 2d double helix does.

>>724164976
2/4

>>724164197
Was she a lesbian in her initial conception?
Probably not, she and Whisper were designed completely separately and initially had nothing to do with each other.
Is she a lesbian now?
100%. Saying otherwise is the desperate dream if anything.

based

>tap boost negates king boomboo lingering hit slow
King shit

>>724165419
who did they main? sonic?

>>724165317
they are not lesbian because Sega doesn't allow relationship but all fans and some artists in Sega are pushing to pozz them

>>724165457
Yes

>>724165396
I always try to tap friend who got hit but it's hard to aim that sometimes

>>724165317
>she and Whisper were designed completely separately and initially had nothing to do with each other.
This is why SEGA won't officially canonize them btw. They have to have been pitched that way, SEGA doesn't want "new" romances to develop period in their comic.

>lose
>still win

staying kings

That one guy who placed worse than all the bots... why did he have to be on our team? :(

>>724165239
>>724165119
Thanks! I’ll try

I love getting killed at the final turn by monster trucks
Very cool

>>724165806
my fucking plate was changed again they need to remove this obnoxious shit

sex reward

>>724165541
>Took me 20 seconds to get the implication
kek

>>724165884
no, cat is the sex reward

>>724165870
tell me about it. the auto change is so fucking gay. makes me schizo checking it every race

>Dash Panel Combo Bounty
Do I have to click something?

>>724156350 (OP)
Where's my motherfucking Makoto decsl?

I got fuckked. my fault

>78
that rouge cheated

Oof that one was rough

>not kings anymore

its over

The only AI character I have at the moment is Blaze. Please understand.

Why did you bump me off the bridge bwo...

>win
lmao

Why is everyone faster than me and don't get raped as much by items?

Thanks for the carry.. my controller ran out of power mid race and I was so far back vros..

ALL Sonic girls owe me sex.

Poor vectorbro getting fucked even when we win

>missed both item sets
>fell off the track
>still won
Yep, all according to plan

>>724166731
>Why is everyone faster than me
slip stream gadgets

>>724166459
don't worry mate

>>724166413
It was only a minor setback.

I bought a brand new controller, should I break it in with CW or something else?

>>724166731
Can’t speak for other but personally i run the quick recovery gadget plus the speed up behind other and ring gain boost

killed by connection error
1802-2336

>>724157269
I only have 4 horns left now, I wouldn't mind the tickets being upped more (maybe 150-200) but as is, it promotes you to play more so I can't be mad

>>724166752
Even....her?

>still win

lmao

>>724166961
2/4

>>724167226
yes even surge.

Anyone has the cost of all decals and horns calculated, together and/or separately?

Is there a mod to change the shitty water palace music to a sonic rush song or something I'd feel better playing the garbage tracks if they had kickass music at least.

>>724167836
for all cars, one ai skin, decals and horns minus the free ones in Race Park, a few over 30,000.

>>724167847
ye
https://gamebanana.com/sounds/82747

The game isn't done until there's nude mods for every woman

>>724168027
Wait.... this sounds...... different.................

>>724167847
What you do is you favourite all the bangers and then set your favourites as the final lap songs for all the tracks in the jukebox

>>724167847
https://gamebanana.com/sounds/82312
This remix was the one I got recommended the most but I read the audio volume is ear blastingly loud.
You can try it and let me know.

>crushing defeat just as I'm about to go eat
fitting, gonna be back later

I was too obsessed trying to kill the miku sliver surfer to play the objective

Relax, man, we would have won anyway.

Bros I swear this isn't cope but my cat was attacking my PC wired and that influenced my ability to race.
>>724168027
BRO..?
>>724168101
See, I like having specific ones per track though is the only reason I stopped using the jukebox and resorted to mods.
>>724168129
Damn.. I'll try it later but I hope the volume isn't turbo aids a few are like that and it blows.

>>724156974
I like surge but she isnt sexy outside of fanart.
i'd treat her as a necroarc but cool

pick this

>>724168276
how in thegoddamn

>>724168129

I use this one myself, the latest version is a little louder than the stock music but not bad.

>>724166961
Waiting for the race to end...

>>724168276
Blazebro is cheating with the boost pad...

>>724168294
fanart is the only one that matters tho

>>724168276
>>724168321
boost pad right up against a wall i presume

what's stopping me from parking my ass on a 100 ring pickup and just farming it

>>724168642
it's truly okay when we do it...

>>724168723
he did it while being a gay furry, if an honest hardworking Sagebro did it no one would care

3/4
1802-1336

>>724168659
Saw some guy do it.
He got last place ofc but had 4000 rings.
Guaranteed +10 points anyways.

Festival squad lobby
19774640

>>724168613
give me a sexxo panel outside her ass kicked

>>724168928
Come back to us ai shadobro
No one else seems to be filling the spot you left

>the one time I don't have a drift charge 4 is at the end of the race
>mfw ghost raped
its over

kingzGPT

>>724169010
Ok, on my way back.

>>724163949
that's what happens when you start a meme.

>>724169072
dam the luck

>>724169072
Rooting for my AI Amy

>>724156383
No.

Sorrt guys... I got hit the moment I was about to catch up for taps.. and then I fucked up the easy shortcut after successfully taking the hard one lmao

Tfw there are no 4th babylon raider to join the bros....

any open slot lobbies?
If not, join me
51594359

>>724168884
>lobby full

>>724169251
That was not my intention but I'll take it.

I mentioned it in another thread but I made a board for Patrick, might like it more than the other one I made but haven't decided yet

>>724169601
bwo it's not up

>>724169694
cute

I couldn’t tap......

That sudden team boost fucked me on the ring shortcut, still managed to win somehow though.

>>724169818
rape all mikus

Vros we were social distancing..

I am so lonely bros, alone in my empty lobby

>>724156974
I like her best when her hair's down.

>>724169694
Based

KINGS

My favorite thing about Surge is her balloon pants.

We did it /v/ros, we crushed the japanese and the redditors!

lobby up
98768636
2/4

>>724168642
Doing this in lap 3 seems like a stupid idea. He has no time to catch up at this point.

I keep missing the item box on the last lap. Im actually just throwing.

>>724170251
It is stupid and he is stupid. But he did it anyway, out of greed.

>barely get rings
>get thrown off the map
>come last
Ok bros I'll take a little break after throwing that hard, eat my burger then maybe do a few more in like, 30 minutes or so.

Sheep tits.

>>724170310
see you in 30, boss

>>724170251
In theory, it gives your team high uptime on boost so as long as the rest of your team places decently you should win, having high uptime on boost + invuln should make it easy for them

>>724170310
No worries, see you soon

>>724156383
Nah, I'm in her.

>>724170154
aw ye
das it mang

Sorry, I fucked up going for the double item box at the end D:

She's.... IN

>>724158057
Didnt they talk about a collab they werent able to make happen? I hope they havent given up if its this.

go back >>>/sthg/
you know who you are, you, yes you, no not the other guy, you

>>724170110
Based.

Back on the S Rank hunt in Time Trials. Is there some secret path in Chao Park to go especially fast or is it all about pixel-perfect precision?

>>724170251
If you do this at the start and boost your team the entire 3 tracks how likely is it they get 1st 2nd and 3rd ?

>>724156974
She dresses like a homeless dude in the actual comics.
If they gave her a better outfit, I'd give her a second thought.

>>724170243
Buy an ad

I remeber to go back to lobby this time
1802-2336
3/4

>>724171018
How is this an ad

>>724170876
Before the final turn there's a shortcut on the left.

>>724171042
atleast you brought your coffin with you

>>724171042
still 3/4

>>724171157
is it only on lap 3 or on all laps?

>>724171443
Original asker here. It's lap3 only.
Just S-ranked. The fastest time save was just cutting the corners, wisps be damned.

Trolled again by the rental plate.

>>724171443
Yeah I thought it was just lap 3.

oof... cucked on item rng

The fuck happened here vros...

ZAMN ZAMN ZAMN
We got RAPED but at least we got the most coins.

ggs amy

>>724171881
nothing to cut through nor to defend with

we lost so hard I got timed out
98760498

Lobby died D:

New one?

>>724172006
Are you sure? Cant find it

>>724169876
YES

>>724172091
someone else made it

have they updated the game so i can use the arrow keys on pc?

Getting tired so I'm calling it here. GGs AIbros.

>bot fills in the missing slot
>car mysteriously lifts into the air on the final turn and goes out of bounds
We are getting RAPED by the system
3/4
1802-2336

>>724172249
gg

>>724172016
the ai lobby is still going in case anyone had a dc:
98634010

>>724172207
no but i heard you can buy a fancy handheld keyboard that lets you play with more than 8 ways of motion, it's called a "controller" or something

>>724172249
ggs and sleep tight

>>724172350
well, not anymore because the server killed it right after posting the id lmao. taking a short break, ggs everyone

More BOOST characters/boards when?

>>724172396
>should we port game to pc?
>yes
>should we make it playable on pc?
>lol no

>>724172509
ya gg dam servers

>>724172520
use wasd or ijkl until they fix it

>>724172267
Still open

>>724172684
nuh uh i just tried it

>>724172771
Wtf, just got kicked out of it too

>>724172634
not giving them money until they add the crazy feature of changing keybindings

>got disconnected
>no lobbies
bwos...

Game froze
Remaking
3801-1882

Festival squad lobby
16383047

95205851
2/4

>>724172901
Doesnt work

TOO MANY

Ok I'm back, stuffed with a burg, lets win some MORE vros
Lobby code is 18280760

>>724173152
>>724172976
>>724172901
oh my goodness gracious

Got yanked out of the field last minute sorry vros...

Oh shit we still won lmao

>>724172978
still 2/4

>>724173152
3/4 join or die..
>>724173329
Wow hey I'm actually playing as Jet right NOW

>team joker
>joker player is the one who loses the hardest
how

>>724173498
>>724172978
3/4

>>724173938
can't into teamplay

Join my lobby 1846-4760

Alright /v/ what do we want to see in future updates?

>stages
>characters
>anything else

I really wish sega release the most played characters data again.
I kinda see it would be: Miku, Shadow, Sage, Sonic, Jet, Creeper and Blaze

>>724174229
Some stages from the Advance series, such as Hot Crater

>>724173859
nice, fellow Jet enjoyer, we have at least 2 of us but maybe we could get a 4 stack of Jet at some point

>>724174229
VANILLA AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>724174032
Been 10 days since I played already? and I'm sure to be a liability to anyone unfortunate enough to pair with me. Ready for service!

>>724174229
No more disconnects, time outs, crashes when I play with my friends

>>724174229
balance adjustments
all stars racing transformed stages
more sonic characters (that are also new rivals)

Cream was top played in the ONT.

>>724174229
Crash, Ray Man, A Valkyria Chronicaes rep and give me a Sonic 3 course

>>724174229
Sticks, Marine, Surge, Vanilla, Tangle, Whisper

>>724174229
i miss him bros
That aside, more music customization, more skins, item balancing (both in rng and how they affect the race), more car part customization.

>>724174229
Balance adjustments.
>stages
Dunno, anything fun.
>characters
Mephiles, Neo Metal Sonic
>anything else
Costumes, even if they're only paid. I would give money for something like Neo, though he can also be a character

I like that, so far at least, tap boost has been in every festival. It's the most directly cooperative one after all.

>>724174353
I actually only play him cause he's green too and it matches Vector
I like Storm more from the rogues but they're all pretty cool..

>>724174229
More Sonic characters, VOICES FOR DLC CHARACTERS, balance changes, more gadgets.

29810547
This time it surely won't time out

>>724174671
green+birb is the only reason i like him lol
and i had sonic riders as a lad
Storm is cool too and i think the gator was in heroes? i did have heroes as well and liked it

I'm sorry ... I fucked up the double item box again

>cunt's hair from 2nd
>glove
>8th
nigger

>>724174229
Voices for the dlc characters would mean listening to Spongebob's laugh, so not that. Mods can fix voices for anyone I'd actually want to hear.
More stages would of course be great, maybe more crossworlds while we're at it. What I'd want most is something to make the power stat more useful.

>>724174807
Aye, Vector was part of Team Chaotix in heroes, their campaign was mission objectives in stages. Actually one of my favourite sonic games despite the slippery controls..

R48817 SQUAD ASSEMBLE

>>724174938
yee, man our car had a mini tv in the backseat and i hooked my gamecube up just to play heroes for road trips
definitely hard, not even sure if i ever beat it, but it was neat having 3 dudes

>>724174229
>stages
More recognizable Sonic stages like Green Hill, Chemical Plant, Lava Reef, etc. .. although stages from the Advance games would be great too
>characters
Segata Sanshiro
>anything else
Elaborate statistics like in Smash with local profiles for guest players
>collabs
Raildex and PHANTASY STAR

>>724175067
what do these numbers mean

1 point...
I fucked us by 1 point...

>>724175390
It's just an attempt at 1337sp34k

Fuck that snake

>>724174229
Stickers for:
GUN logo
Shadow's symbol
King Donny Auto Group
The items (I want to cover my car in monster trucks)

She is NOT in.

Damn you Cha you fucked our streak

>>724175463
Oh.
Damn, it's been a while since I've seen someone use that unironically. No one uses o_o, o_O or >_> anymore either.

>fuck up really bad but at least get a drill
>forced to use it early because of slime
>only get shit items furtheron
sorry bros...
also I got disconnected

>>724175630
NOOOOOO MY 6 POINTS I LOST MY 6 POINTS NO000OOOooOOooOoOoO
that's what you sound like just fyi

lobby died
new 33957052

>>724175248
Wtheck a mini tv in a car sounds rad I've never seen something like that before outside of like, tv or movies innit.

>>724175731
yes

When will Sega patch their fucking shitty servers man

Radical Highway with the dash panel mission seems fun...

>>724174229
I just want more music tracks and a better jukebox.

>>724175920
i read this as racial highway

>>724175948
Good point, the least we should get is a way to change the lobby theme

>>724175910
blame epic

>>724175920
Most players in my races today just avoided the rails so I found it easy to hop on them for lots of points
it's a mess when everyone tries to take them though

Open Lobby: 88503070

>>724176002
sounds like you have brain damage, sorry to hear bud

>>724176002
DISGUSTING BLACK CREATURES

done for now
Considering how I went from 0 event points to 1,400+ I'd say we did well.

Missed the rail both times. Even getting on there once might have been enough to win...

This on my end or 4chan shitting itself?
Anyways finally won a race and I'm glad!

>>724176164
>tfw you manage to stay on the bridge rails while watching everyone else fly off

I'm going to call it a night here, need to head off early for work tomorrow. Thanks for the races!

>>724175756
ggs to the anons we lost

you went too far guys, just stay back and tap

>>724176594
I just really braked to let my buddies tap me, but some other dude ran into me and flung me even further ahead :/

Shadowbros......

>TOOOGETHER WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO-
>YOU ARE NEXT TO ME AND I'M NEXT TO YOU-

>>724170876
Are they not bindable or something? I've been using WASD my whole playthrough

>move ahead to tap the random joker
>he vanishes into thin ether

get ready for influx of cheaters, niggers are spreading the "tech"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNnSZ-fVsJM

Reposting
1846-4760

>move ahead to tap the random joker
>he vanishes into thin ether

>>724176843
>Relying on a 10 point bonus
Nah, I'd win

damn slime cucked me

Missed the third lap rail. Think I coulda gotten both enough rank and rings to win it if I succeeded there

SUCKY SUCKY

>>724156350 (OP)
Testing

>>724176843
cringe

and holy shit we out collected those guys

WE LOST CREAM

No wonder I wasn't getting the offroad boost, FUCKING RENTAL PLATE.
Now there's a change I need in an update, quit automatically equipping that shit!

>>724177185
Captcha issues? Had the same

what the fuck is happening
jeez

>>724176843
Guess I'm not playing Ring Collect for the rest of the event.

blazechads?

First Sega's servers are fucking themselves, now it's 4chan's turn?

https://x.com/Wario64/status/1981943045164601561?t=mqRkyY5hYefU7_Rib_PYUg&s=19

Migu bros...

>>724177319
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bros.. we got bigged on

Cyberspace.... home.

>>724177660
I'm going baton I'm going baton

>finally nail the shortcut on Metal Harbor without back to back hitting the robot
>within a tenth of a second from S rank
Pray for me bros. It's time to immerse myself in this hell.
Also the fuck's up with this captcha

>>724156451
Came to say this, in every one of these threads. Fucking Mary Sue character.

>>724177660
>sexophone intensifies

brb diner

>>724156451
Me too, anon. You're not alone.

>can only set the final lap version of cyberspace as a final lap song
>no saxaphone
what were they THINKING

rouge the bat nonconsensual sexual intercourse

>>724177570
I almost want that just because of how funny it is.
2000 bucks is fucking steep though

Any lobbies up?

Kraken Bay.... NOT home.

New lobby 3689-6560

>>724156974
the others don't get spammed as much your ritual posting harms her chances of getting in

why joker don't say anything

>>724178095
Good thing that didn't happen when the site was in the mud.

how the fuck are people getting over a 1000 rings in some races.

>>724178185
too expensive to voice :)

>been on the switch 1 version this whole time
>vaseline blurriness and 30 fps
I wonder how hard my pp will be once I get the switch 2 version

>>724178095
>Full

>>724178283
cheating, they stay on boost while driving against the wall.
see
>>724176843

>>724178283
See below:
>>724168642

>>724178390
i feel like xander mobus would've been willing to shout a few lines for free

Now THAT's tappin!

>>724178095
Got kicked out.

4113-8738 previous lobby crashed

HOLY FUCK I GOT FUCKING LIFTED BY SOME FAGGOT AND COULDN"T USE THE DRILL HE FUCKED ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GG BROS gana go eat now

>>724178754
what the fuck is this bug that makes your car fly upwards on straight road, is this someone cheating or what

next race will be my last for today, ggs /v/ros. was a lot of fun today

>>724178806
ggs

>>724178812
Physics quirk common on curved/banked roads, it's a lingering bug from back in the Transformed days that I'm surprised still hasn't been fixed.

>check festival top 100
>all above 12k
>highest is 25k
The guy just forsake all sleep for the festival so far, even if he plays in a premade team (and he definitely does) to make winning as sure as possible he must have been playing since the festival started.

Full, nuts.
Is it possible to directly join the lobby of someone on your friend list? Cause I only saw the option to invite them to your own lobby, which I did not have.

>>724178942
They have to invite you or give you the code.

>>724178730
Oh dear me. It seems I got disconnected for a moment

>>724178909
>no work
>no food
>no toilet
>no sleep
there you go, that's how they do it

>>724178942
You can always invite to your lobby in online mode because the moment you enter the game created a lobby for you

ggs, gotta go for now

The dash panel exploit should be easy enough to fix, by having each pad only give team score/rings once, cause normally you'd never hit the same one twice (Lap 1 and 3 are different)
>>724179012
Makes sense not to be able to barge in uninvited come to think.

Got "timed out" when I tried to accept the invitation, now after inputting the ID it's telling me I'm already in the lobby lol.
Maybe there's a bot clone of me in there by now?

lobby?

Open Lobby: 57248472
I feel like I've spent more time waiting for lobbies to fill up than actually playing the game.

>>724179852
66922488

Festival squad lobby
99537037

>>724180030
>premium currency
Anon...

>>724179986
>>724180010
>>724180030
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................

>>724180010
cancelled only to join
>>724179986 and being told i'm already there

>>724180084
Lol no, I'm playing from the APK so I can't buy.

Metal Sonic sitting pissed in a car is really funny.
I should make a dinky/cutesy one just for him

>>724180126
>>724180174
92121755
Okay, try this one. Hopefully it doesn't break.

The changes to rewards and making losing less penalising was great, I would've long since stopped playing the festival otherwise and now I'm at 7k. Will play more tomorrow after I sleep.

>>724180030
What's this game?

>>724180189
I like how he autistically fumes in his car whenever someone overtakes him, a bit like Eggman I suppose

>>724178909
some people just like to grind but in the noncompetitive exp grind way and not the ranked ladder way

I can't decide which character title I want to buy... what do bros?

>>724180281
Looks like Sonic Rumble. I'm probably not gonna bother.
>>724180523
Your favorite, obviously.

>>724176780
It's a mobile game where you start with only Sonic and have to unlock everyone else, so if you count everyone who played 1 match then immediately gave up Sonic is guaranteed to be the top pick.

>>724180538
>Your favorite, obviously.
but I like many characters equally!

>>724180281
Sonic Rumble (mobile)

>>724180618
If you like everyone equally, you like no one equally and you shouldn't equip a title.

Any open lobbies?

Shitnic the Cuckhog
Fails the Fucks
Chuckles the Eshitna
Gaymy Rose (Shit)
Shitdow the Cuckhog
Tits the Fat
E-123 LOLmega
Shitver the Cuckhog
Itty Btty the Shitty Kitty
Moitrine the Racoom
Cream the Rabbit (Get it?)
Vanigga the Rabitch
Espissio the Cum-eleon
Vecturd the Cumcodile
Chummy the Beetch
Wrangle the Retard (Lemur)
Uuuusper the Woof
Shitolin the Cow
Bitchlle the Tin-cum-rer
Gayge the Gay-I
Zawoke the Ze(s)ty
ZaASS the Ze(s)ty
Metrash Jobnic (Jobber)
Fatsune Shitwho (Irrelevant literal who)
Jet the Cawk (Sucker)
Wave she Swallows
Storm the Albagross
Purge the Shitty (Tenrec)
Jo(r)ker

Only festival I might wanna try to rank high in is the Mega Man one.
9/10 chance life stuff decides to occupy me then

>>724180654
you are mean

This is how I wake up everyday.

>>724180694
Making one right now

94177179

>>724180905
Same for me.... I can only hope his festival is in the first week of April, I might have lots of free time then.

>turn slightly too widely at the end of market street
>lose my 1st position
how the fuck?

This dash panel mode sucks....

3 whole humans in that race!

>>724181140
like fucking seriously i got passed by five guys

>>724180979
Already full...

>>724180717
Spongefuck Shitmypants
Fagtrick Fart
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

>>724156974
I've never noticed any hate for Surge.

>Dash Panel mode
>Frenzy
>Every dash gate moves away from your path
I'm losing my fucking mind

>>724181305
>Spongebob: handling GOD
>Patrick: power with high speed and boost
Both will be meta picks

What was that..

Gonna make a lobby and start some races in the meantime
6516-6609

got item'd the whole race

Room creator got dissapeared, then it said the room closed at the end of that race, now I'm stuck waiting for a race to end apparently while I look at me who isn't me in the player 1 spot.
Real jank hours here.

>>724181414
>worse than Amy
>worse than Knuckles
Nah.

LABB OE
65691250

>>724181414
>canonically a shit driver
>handling character
someone at sega was giggling to themselves as they made his stats.

I'm glad I rubbed out all my unlocks Thursday night; the coomer spam immediately followed by complaints every 5 minutes aren't painting a pretty picture.

>>724181634
he spent at least 20 years at boating school he should be a god
but also he only seems to be bad at boat driving, everything else from a boulder to a burger is fine to drive

still waiting for the blaze mod

FUCKING ERRORS

85943347

stupid fucking monster truck

There seems to be more of a benefit to joining one of the /v/ lobbies than just playing with randos.
Even if you lose every game with them you're still getting a friend bonus.

>>724181970
I might be haunted, so expect some ghost players to show up

>>724182007
It's also nice that 3rd still gets 30 points so I don't feel as bad when I get absolutely raped by items and bring the score down

>spongebob and patrick have good stats they will be met--
Kneel.

>>724182205
yeah, kneel

it's literally easier for me to just play srb2kart with friends using my machine as a host server than it is to host a 12 person lobby with them
fuck epic and fuck sega for actually using their servers

did they make the monster truck more common for this festival or what? what the fuck

Why yes i choose kraken bay

Wow this got way faster and more efficient the moment I stopped using a power character on an extreme gear and swapped over to a speed character in a speed vehicle. Who would have thought that speed was the priority stat for time trials? Thank god this is over, time trials are so boring compared to online.

>Tap Boost
30 minutes piss break

>>724182365
Yeah.
The chaos even in single player games with other NPCs and a rival... it's just more fun.

I thought I was the bumper bully...

Don't forget, fellow Britfags, the clocks go back at 2am tonight so you can grind even longer

Fucking finally, we were on a shitty losing streak for a while there

Any open lobbys?

>>724180232
3/4 right now

>>724182694
and we beat the tw*tchers

>>724182694
the RNG sucked ass

i started ignoring dash panels

way to go, bros.

>>724156350 (OP)
HOLY CRAP LOIS

I wish that boost kicked in before the monster truck got me, but at least we won with the bonus

>>724182764
why are people so afraid to draw sage with her canon body shape

>>724182764
92121755

>>724182824
They draw what turns them on, not what is actually before them.

Please dont tell me the room soft locked
Why is that so common

AND MY GAME FUCKING CRASHED.
I guess my GPU wants to die right after warranty

>>724183025
i gotta piss anyway

I wonder what the player numbers are. Feels like we broke records in simultaneous lobbies and I barely met the same people twice. This festival might be going better than Miku's weekend.

>>724183025
If they're serious about updating this game I hope these netcode issues are on the top of the priority list.

Lobby: 93273109
I'm so ready to call it quits right now. Why the fuck do I have to fight so fucking hard to play a video game I payed for?

>>724183025
I've yet to try joining a lobby, how often does it drop out?

>>724181532
2/4

>>724183153
You can probably tell a bit by the steam charts.
Obviously not ALL of the players are on steam but you can tell the player numbers spiked a bit when the festival started.

>>724183171
I think it's already gotten better. People disconnected and lobbies died a lot more in the past

heh had to get that last tap in

I love quick recovery so much. That ghost would have raped me outta first without it.

This room is down to 2/4

85943347

Nice host communication crash..

>121 taps
>2nd team had like 42
holy shit

how many points to keep top 1000?

>>724181532
3/4
Doing another race while we wait if there's one more out there

>>724156350 (OP)
GAMERS.....WE FUCKING WON....

New lobby at 26764673

0 taps when you've got a tap molester in your team is outright impressive

>booted out of lobby as soon as the match is found
Great

Sorry to leave so abruptly guys, something came up.

>waiting for other players
Is the lobby broke?

I'm fuuuucking raaaaaciiiiing.
Always leading 1st.
And then I get sliiiimed.
There's a fucking ghost.
And now I'm twelfth place.
I'm fucking saaaaaad.
THE LOBBY FUCKING BROKE
THIS GODDAMN GAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Sorry Migufren, gotta run!

>>724184023
It was until cream left now were in

>>724157029
So does Shadow but everyone loves him.

>>724184142
Ah, so I'm haunted after all

>>724183623
Maybe I can finally join you for a little bit

>>724184059
IT'S SONIC RAAACIINGGG

>Lobby broke
Great Start. New code is 77867867

>>724184545
This somehow already broke. I see how it is

>>724184545
I'll try
44508709

Sorry guys, my fault for slowing down for omega during the last lap...

That fucking faggot with 4,000 rings is on my shit list.

EXCUSE ME
THAT OTHER TEAMS SHADOW HAVE ALMOST 5K MORE RINGS THAN ANYONE ELSE

speed wisp is actually fucking useless and even omochao would be more welcome on most shortcuts because at least getting hit during it doesn't force you to give your lunch money to everyone else also passing by

I don't like your karts are forced into that ugly chrome

>>724184879
>>724184889
And I'm over here in a lobby that had a Shadow with 0 rings

>>724184889
Yeah I played with those faggots last night and they were doing the same thing

>>724184889
cheating method hit youtube, bunch of retards are now cheating in a children's video game

>Communication with title server failed
Yeah I'm taking a break for now, fun races tho.

Good job team.
Ring bonus shmring bonus.

I guess the group meta would be to identify the 3 stronger players and have them aim for placement while the weaker one sacrifices himself to farm.
Really though this shouldn't be hard to fix if they act quick enough. Just have each boost panel/ring only give rings and points once. Refreshes from lap 1 to 3 of course.