>>724159969 (OP)
>>724160128
Hat guy did everything wrong in this situation.
>1)
You never acknowledge the crazy person next to you. You stare directly at the screen and make no sudden moves. They can't see you if you don't move. Jurassic Park T-Rex shit. And I say Jurassic Park because Jurassic World is fucking gay, but I digress.
>2)
If the situation is to hot and you need to get outta there, do it slowly, and I mean SLOWLY, or else he may think you're leaving because of him, which you are, but you don't want him thinking that. You need to make it seem like it's been a long day and you gotta head to the shitter real quick.
>3)
Worst case scenario, he pulls out a weapon. Now this is the part most people fuck up. IMMEDIATELY grab your butter and start smearing it all over yourself. If that guy starts shooting at you the bullets will ricochet off the butter and hit him instead, like a buttery cocoon of safety. Once the shooting stops you'll emerge unscathed and more beautiful than you were before.