Thread 724184605

>umineko is the best VN of all time
>better than Steins;Gate
das right

nigga both are ahh

>>724184605 (OP)
he sounds like an expert on this topic

Why is even so high regarded? He's streams suck.

Has he transitioned yet?

>>724184947
man he has like 10 kids he is full of T

>>724184605 (OP)
>R07 dogshit
>better than SG
What a retarded opinion, seriously.

How do I cope that my favorite streamer was pump and dumped by his discord mod.

>>724185167
How do I cope that my favorite vidya discussion place was taken over by underage faggots and their eceleb cancer?

i love joseph anderson

I was about to ask if that one anon is still desperately trying to force /v/ to care about who this youtuber is or is not putting his dick inside but he's already started.
I cannot imagine my life being so empty that -joeseph andersons- love life took up any room in my head at all. Genuinely might be the saddest shit I've ever seen on here.

>>724184605 (OP)
No matter how retarded this e-celeb gets he will always be based for that opinion.

>>724184605 (OP)
No matter how smart this e-celeb gets he will always be a faggot for that opinion.

>>724185167
>was pump and dumped by his discord mod.
what? she already ditched him or something?

>>724184605 (OP)
>midwit take from lord of midwits
I'm shocked
Appalled even

>>724185073
TRVKE

>>724186523
"taking a break" apparently
whatever that means
shes still been in chat so i dont think it was unamicable

>>724184605 (OP)
For me, it's FMD Muramasa.
I haven't read a VN in a few months though. I should find one that's cool, weird, and maybe edgy.

>>724185167
this is so insanely funny
pretend to date someone to get them to read umi

>>724186795
>"taking a break" apparently
from eachother?? or the stream?

>>724184605 (OP)
Last I saw he was rightfully shitting on everything post episode 4.
Did he end up actually liking the shitty 2nd half?

>>724184605 (OP)
Maybe try a real kamige vn, like muramasa

>>724186991
each other

lmao why did that guys post get deleted when its literally topic of this thread

>>724186523
You had to watch the beginning of the Shibuya Scramble co-stream. Yoko Taro ass storytelling. Next there will be a stage play.

>>724184671
>ahh
What the fuck does that even mean

>>724187076
he was crying and very much liking it at the end of episode 8 and compared it to Disco Elysium but stopped short when he was gonna say it was better than Disco Elysium

>>724187251
Zoomer speak for "ass". No, I'm not joking. Watching our language degrade in real time is depressing.

>>724187076
He got insanely mad that he couldn't solve the mystery, so he looked everything up and then "pretended" to figure it out on stream.

Then he called all of it stupid in advance and said the mystery was cheating if he was right, so the "mystery was dead to him", but that he still liked it for being entertaining.

That way he can pretend to be smarter than umineko, and still think he's above it so he doesn't like a "weeb VN"

>>724186795
she wants to go ride the cock carousel without being called a cheater

>>724187524
Really? are they so scared of saying a meany bad word that rather come off as looking retarded?

>>724187524
It's typical censorship driving the change. If you forbid words people will just make new curse words.

>>724187242
why do you guys speak in riddles? just be direct, i dont care enough to watch an entire stream, ive been avoiding his streams for a reason, i think hes washed. he doesnt have the analyst sauce anymore. and sometimes you want to understand how a washed person becomes washed.

>>724187251
Ass. Zoomers can't swear on certain platforms so they come up with stupid slang like that. It's like ebonics but for young people.

>>724187632
It's not self-censorship, it's because they're imitating how rappers speak in interviews and on streams, by slurring their words or cutting them abruptly. No, I'm not joking about this either.

>>724187632
It's vocal censorship and terms of service like kids not wanting to be banned off TickTock or Fortnut.

Of all long form youtubers, I think this guy has to be the biggest midwit of the bunch, and there's a fucking lot of them.

Would he play the 2x2 remake? I mean he has to, right?

>>724187571
Proof he looked it up?

>>724187632
Censorship is so ingrained into them they mindlessly repeat it without realizing the implications.

>>724187845
Yes, he absolutely will.

>>724187845
alright what the fuck this is the first time I've heard of this thing
and why

>>724187794
Does that mean he's right in the median or Top Midwit in a vertical hierarchy of them?
>>724187685
Youtube only need not post here. This is for stream watchers who aren't discord gacha addicted trannies.

>>724187632
dont listen to the tiktok zoomers itt saying they invented it for censorship, it's black people slang

>>724187632
No, black people pronounce ass as ahh

>>724188437
reminds me of scottish twitter
i think these accounts just exaggerate for comedic effect desu

>>724186523
The stated reason was that Orange Man is deteriorating US-Canada relationships to the point where she doesn't think she'll be able to move in with him any time soon, and neither of them want a perpetual long-distance relationship. So they broke up with no ill will.

>>724184947
They haven’t successfully fee convinced him to, yet.

>>724188526
>i think these accounts just exaggerate for comedic effect desu
>he doesn't know
Kek, this is the guy who tweeted this.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zwUQ7A7-fVE

>>724188537
Even this is orange man bad's fault. American women.

>>724188537
That's total bullshit. She's richer than he is and he's well off enough to afford a large Moncton apartment as a single male (hard to sign off a lease on that in Cuckada) plus his alimony and child support. If jobs aren't the problem and she was prepared to move up north, why doesn't she? Don't they know about naturalisation?

>>724188761
>She's richer than he is
Fucking how??? isnt she a discord kitten

>>724189008
She works in the games industry in an undisclosed role. Apparently someone deduced her true identity but it was covered up really fast.
Of course, she could just be lying about her wealth to make herself look better.

>>724184605 (OP)
Steins;Gate is slop anyways

>ctrl+F "the town"
>0 result
shameful

>>724189195
>multiple personas (discord mod, irl)
>hidden wealth
>forces Joettler into playing a game
>cackle
Truly Beatrice.

>>724189749
If she's Beatrice, who's Kinzo?

>>724184605 (OP)
weird way of spelling FULL METAL DEMON MURAMASA

>>724188761
It's insanely difficult to even get permission to work in Canada unless you're a 'refugee' or you bring in half a million dollars. The average wait time just for a green card even if you're married is close to 2 years

>>724189840
i have no punchline for this setup. Joe's mom? But mouse didn't fuck joe's mom.

>>724184605 (OP)
Steins Gate and Umineko are both shit, read something better.

>>724187845
He might give it a chance at this point

>>724184605 (OP)
That's only impressive if you think Shit;Gate is good in the first place.

How do you go about telling a dude that you were sexfriends with his daughter?

Play mahjong

>>724184605 (OP)
S;G is overrated but Umineko is more like a 7.5. It's decent but not the best of all time.

>>724184605 (OP)
Sage

>>724195501
That's what friends are for.

Higurashi the best

>>724184605 (OP)
You gotta be entirely retarded to think Umineko is good

>>724184605 (OP)
While some of his takes are retarded, he was right on this one.

>>724184947
He’s a covert dudebro under the internet reviewer persona, and he keeps churning out kids. No way is he going to transition.

>>724195008
Is the right deliberately in smaller font to give the impression of being shorter and more succint?

>>724184671
FPBP, but just say ass instead of ahh zoomerspeak next time.

>enjoyed his structured video content
>join stream
>yaps for half an hour why a wiener schnitzel for 12 dollars at the yankee stadium is inferior to a hot dog for 7 pounds at a bong stadium

>>724184605 (OP)
I liked Baldr Sky better.

>>724189689
pyramid head died cause I hit him with a sword bro

>>724198303
YES WE SCRAN

Hopefully he never reads Fate.
Not only he probably wouldn't like it but i don't look forward to seeing his fanbase making the second wave of Fate "fans" after the Steam releases.

I don't think there's anything better than Muramasa. It's extremely good for EOPs and JOPs rate it even higher. It's the perfect package unless you're exclusively into lighthearted novels

>>724195008
Is Burke going to kill Adam on the right?
The joseph anderson one implies that Burke is the one who will unknowingly die

>>724185073
This is a S;G cope. It's the classic "my shit is better than your shit".

>>724198598
fate's already in the gutter so what difference would it make

>>724198598
I hope he watches monogatari to get filtered by rape snakes before kizukino.

I want to know (You)r kamige. You can tell me why, but just the name is fine too.

>>724200139
Muv Luv is still my favorite after all this time

>>724185073
Why do S;G fags think it's just self evident that their favorite VN must be better than every other VN?
Higurashi is much better than S;G anyways.

>>724184605 (OP)
Stop licking e-celeb ass.
Play anything better. The world of visual novels does not exist only between fucking r07shit and Spam;Gay.

English mystery VNs on Steam from the past few years:
>Birth ME Code
>Blankspace
>Clean Slate
>CORPSE FACTORY
>Decide 4 God (Out now in full 1.0)
>The Divine Deception
>Entropic Float: This World Will Decay And Disappear
>The Game of Fourtune
>Head AS Code (remake)
>Look Inside
>Methods: The Detective Competition
>The Price of Flesh
>Quantum Suicide
>Reaplaced
>Shards of Chaos
>The Specters Desire
>SYNESTHESIA
>The Zodiac Trial

English mystery VNs on Steam that are to-be-released:
>Beyond R: Rule Ripper
>Bound Between Desks
>Detective Instinct: Farewell, My Beloved
>The Lost Delinquents of Rollings High
>Thief's Roulette
>Ubel
>Underground22
>Whispering Memories (March 6)

>>724200139
Honestly? Hentai Prison. It charmed the hell out of me. Gave me genuine laughs and I love a weirdo MC.

>>724200381
Umineko and Higurashit don't even come close to SG.
>their favorite VN must be better than every other VN
This is a strawman you made up. I don't believe that but I do think SG is better than the slop you and EVN fag think is good.

So no one is going to mention that he got filtered by Silksong? Really?

>>724198303
Just watch the retina vods on YT, theyre timestamped so you can skip the 1.5 hours of retarded minigames, fanart, and horseshit.
I honestly don't know what he was thinking, or how his fanbase will ever grow past this point, his stream is becoming incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't use his 'cord and memorize an entire fucking wiki's worth of in-jokes at this point.

>>724200696
He finished the game and it's his goty, wdym

>>724196791
>keeps churning out kids
He divorced his wife and his egirlfriend dumped him. He's not pumping out any more babies any time soon.

>>724200952
4 kids and 40 years old, why would he possibly make more kids?

>>724187076
What the other anons said but I'll add that he cried at the ending specifically because he was reading it with his discord gf after months of them more or less roleplaying as Battler and Beatrice. Genuinely actually embarrassed me to type that out kek. Joseph has fallen so far bro

>>724188537
the town made her break up with him

>>724201158
To have a child to raise with a person he didn't divorce? It's not that uncommon for a person to remarry then have another kid despite being 40+. Why do you think there's so many autistic people out there?

>>724200741
>his stream is becoming incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't use his 'cord and memorize an entire fucking wiki's worth of in-jokes at this point.
this. this is why i stopped watching. i hate when communities get sort of echochambery and hugboxy like this.

Mario fans still bring him up out of nowhere btw
Definition of rent free

>>724201341
Visions of Walder Frey...

>>724201182
There's nothing wrong with crying for our boy Battler's end.

So he didn't even fuck the fatty?

>>724203079
She came up to leafland for a night.

Video essays are for redditors

>>724202948
The implication that Battler finally dies as he sees the Beatrice portrait and the curtains close is the greatest ending I have ever seen, without hyperbole. It is so well done and satisfying despite how sad it is.

>>724184605 (OP)
>implying Reddit;Gate is good

>>724204632
I'd like to think too that Tohru was at the same time freed of that mental weight from the split personality, living on as his own persona. Lightens up the sadness a bit. It really hits.

>>724206691
It is and you got filtered.

UMINEKO IS THE BEST VISUAL NOVEL EVER IF YOU IGNORE THE JESSICA SHAPED BULGE R07 SWEPT UNDER THE CARPET

>>724208641
How big is Jessica's futa cock?

>>724200139
Inganock will always be my kamige