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Anonymous 10/26/2025, 1:30:29 AM No.724188954 [Report] >>724189308 >>724189337 >>724189348 >>724189419 >>724191376 >>724191801
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Xbox sissies.... How could this happen to us?
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 1:32:30 AM No.724189093 [Report] >>724189373
Master Chief has become a better spartan
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 1:33:48 AM No.724189213 [Report]
He's a changed man. He knows his girlfriend is not his property.
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 1:35:03 AM No.724189308 [Report] >>724189369 >>724192081
>>724188954 (OP)
Kratos has a micropenis
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 1:35:25 AM No.724189337 [Report]
>>724188954 (OP)
That's AI isn't it
Heh get it
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 1:35:34 AM No.724189348 [Report]
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>>724188954 (OP)
lmao Cortana wishes
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 1:35:53 AM No.724189369 [Report]
>>724189308
So what. Master chief knows that sharing is caring. Ain't nothing wrong with that
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 1:35:56 AM No.724189373 [Report]
>>724189093
kek
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 1:36:29 AM No.724189419 [Report]
>>724188954 (OP)
put kucktos in his chair and ur good.
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 1:37:05 AM No.724189460 [Report] >>724189884
Master Chief's competition is with the Covenant not Kratos.
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 1:39:45 AM No.724189697 [Report] >>724189917 >>724192449
i thought nutos was a better man
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 1:42:08 AM No.724189884 [Report]
>>724189460
Master Chief's competition is with the bulls lined up to ravage cortana
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 1:42:34 AM No.724189917 [Report]
>>724189697
It's a multi level cucking, like a multi level marketing scheme but with stealing women. Now Master Chief needs to steal somebody's girl and the process continues until somebody is left forever alone and kills himself.
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 2:02:11 AM No.724191376 [Report] >>724191827
>>724188954 (OP)
i always wanted to be cortana for some reason lol
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 2:04:11 AM No.724191510 [Report]
Kratos wouldn't do this now that he's a better man.
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 2:06:15 AM No.724191657 [Report]
Bearded Krato AKA GAYtos wouldn’t do this
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 2:08:15 AM No.724191801 [Report]
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>>724188954 (OP)
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 2:08:46 AM No.724191827 [Report]
>>724191376
You might be a homosexual
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 2:13:41 AM No.724192081 [Report]
>>724189308
Actually Kratos is one of the few video-game characters who is canonically hung like a horse
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 2:17:32 AM No.724192285 [Report]
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>That Cortanner gal? We've all had her, but Kratos married her and you know, I think that makes him a better man.
Anonymous 10/26/2025, 2:20:46 AM No.724192449 [Report]
>>724189697
cuckdom is a good thing for betterfags