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Anonymous No.724193829 [Report] >>724193974 >>724194163 >>724194165 >>724194640 >>724194983 >>724195148 >>724196196 >>724196363 >>724196548 >>724196650 >>724196773 >>724199162 >>724199572 >>724200160 >>724201007 >>724201164 >>724201245 >>724202438 >>724203471 >>724203791 >>724206885 >>724207517 >>724207614 >>724207746 >>724207929 >>724209090 >>724212410 >>724212426 >>724212736 >>724213591 >>724215030 >>724215310 >>724216490
why
Anonymous No.724193951 [Report] >>724215109
cuz
Anonymous No.724193974 [Report] >>724209090 >>724211956
>>724193829 (OP)
To hook playstation owners into the franchise.
They'll release a new multiplayer game in a few more years, and hopefully that will be the REAL money maker.
Anonymous No.724193995 [Report]
Dead horse, dry well, etc.
Anonymous No.724194163 [Report] >>724194292 >>724194483 >>724203906
>>724193829 (OP)
343i trying to show microsoft that they aren't dead weight.
Anonymous No.724194164 [Report]
>They made the AR have 32 round mags instead of 60
Lost all my interest right there.
Anonymous No.724194165 [Report] >>724194297
>>724193829 (OP)
Because Halo players only care about the older games, but also refuse to show interest in them because they aren't new, so this provides a precisely targeted middle ground. It's a shame, since in 2025 there's so many ways to play the older, original games in greater capacities than ever before and for completely free, but Halo fans don't care about that.
Anonymous No.724194279 [Report] >>724194483 >>724200735
343 has no fucking clue how to write a story, so they take an old story that was already well liked, slap some ugly ass make up on it, add some stupid new story elements 'for the modern audience' and say 'we made it :D' and try to pretend it was THEIR golden brain child and not someone elses. Halo is dead, and has been since reach
Anonymous No.724194292 [Report] >>724194457 >>724194483
>>724194163
Was it even done by 343? Not by a noname outsourced team?
Anonymous No.724194297 [Report] >>724194486 >>724194785
>>724194165
halo fans dont actually like halo, they like something associated with their childhood but if you actually made them play halo they would get bored
Anonymous No.724194457 [Report]
>>724194292
It's mostly 343 (now Halo Studios) with key members from Saber (CE: Anniversary).
Anonymous No.724194483 [Report] >>724194636 >>724216805
>>724194163
>>724194279
>>724194292
It's HALO STUDIOS now, not 343i
Anonymous No.724194486 [Report] >>724194785
>>724194297
I'm a halo fan and I like halo. I just don't like 343 halo.
Anonymous No.724194636 [Report]
>>724194483
Same people dumbfuck.
Anonymous No.724194640 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
>the devs are now damage controlling because they're about to be replaced again
Anonymous No.724194785 [Report] >>724196097 >>724216885 >>724216973
>>724194297
Giga trvth nvke
>>724194486
Generic halofag response, I have yet to see a successful halo fan project, even eldewrito wasnt a real fangame but a hacked version of halo online.
Anonymous No.724194983 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
Microsoft needs the money and Halo Studios needs at least one good game or they'll be changing their name again.
Anonymous No.724195148 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
forging cardboard boxes on orbital in halo 3 wasnt enough so now 343 has to justify their jobs to microsoft
Anonymous No.724196097 [Report] >>724215479
>>724194785
Yeah, like the only one that got remotely close to even a playable state was that Installation 00 or 01 or whatever, one of those attempts to create a PC version of 7th Gen Halo that took way too long to get off the ground and completely lost momentum after the MCC came out. Shame, because I'd actually still want a Halo game that's small on install footprint and lets me easily run a dedicated server on arm64 Linux. As it stands, the closest I get to that is running the Halo: GoldSource mod

It's extra weird though, given that Microsoft is basically one of the only game companies out there that explicitly has a passive fangame license that anyone can use, with the only major caveats being
>don't make porn or hate content out of it
>don't use ripped assets to make it
>don't pretend it's an official product
>don't make money off it, including ads and such
Other than those 4 rules, you can basically do whatever the fuck you want. Make any kind of Halo game you feel like. Doesn't even have to be like, a full fledged Halo game. It's a big universe, and there's a lot you can do with it. The roster is so well-designed that even just a smaller selection of it could be used well. What do you see people do with this free ticket to do whatever the fuck they want?

Nothing. They do nothing. At most, they just continue to complain about Infinite.
Anonymous No.724196196 [Report] >>724196315
>>724193829 (OP)
343 is going to rewrite the Halo games to fit with their new ones.
Anonymous No.724196273 [Report] >>724196383
Looks good to me.
Anonymous No.724196315 [Report]
>>724196196
I hope they and their fucking brown shills die burned alive
Anonymous No.724196363 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
343 has given up. no one likes their games so they figure if they reboot the whole series then at least they'll get some players for the first 3.
Anonymous No.724196383 [Report]
>>724196273
KYS FAGGOT
Anonymous No.724196548 [Report] >>724197042 >>724200802 >>724200946 >>724201058
>>724193829 (OP)
Creatively bankrupt studio that even openly admitted to using generative AI. The series is forever cursed.
>Halo fans don't know what they want
We literally do and other studios know as well.
Anonymous No.724196650 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
Humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.724196743 [Report]
Money, stupid.
Anonymous No.724196773 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
I'd say give it to id but their last Doom game was dogwater as well.
Anonymous No.724197042 [Report]
>>724196548
this sell halo to sony, arrow haed is the only one who can save halo
Anonymous No.724197564 [Report]
>Gaylo
Anonymous No.724199162 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
You could've asked the same question for every one of the Halo games for the last 13 years.
Anonymous No.724199572 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
Agenda 2030, 'you vil ow notfin an vi happy'

Seriously, what do you think big tech execs and billionaire owners talk about in those mettings?

How to slowly force people to move to an enviromment in which they can control everything, they have all their money anyway, dont really need to have a successful business anymore.

Sony is next with their all digital stuff, is just that they seem to be smarter about it.
Anonymous No.724200160 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
why not
Anonymous No.724200735 [Report] >>724209757 >>724209887
>>724194279
This shit happens all the time, dipshit, as far back as the early 2000s. If you weren't such rotten zoomer, you would've known that.
>D-Don't touch the old games
They can do whatever the hell they want, not like they removed the old games, you can play them, see the difference, see which one you like, don't like the MCC, you can get an OG Xbox, get a Xbox 360, get Halo CE-3 and call it a day. The fact that you're bitching about this shows how retarded you are. I hope you're not one of those faggots going about how a video game series saved your life?
Anonymous No.724200802 [Report]
>>724196548
So, what, it's a tool.
Anonymous No.724200810 [Report]
>brought to you by THE SPACE POPE
Anonymous No.724200946 [Report] >>724203769
>>724196548
>a $15 crossover is the most respect halo has gotten in a decade
>its creators fucked off years ago
>its owners keep throwing money at it
>its developers don’t like it
>its fanbase just laments its zombie-like shambling modern existence
GRIM
CANNOT UNDERSTATE
HOW GRIM THAT IS
I could spend the next decade of my life studying the greatest works of mankind, shuffle through the best written examples of tortured anguished souls transferring their trauma into some form of imaginative wordplay given theatre in the minds of millions and I wouldn’t be able to find something as grim as this, it wouldn’t come one billionth to the degree of how grim it is at this very moment

TLDR: this sucks man
Anonymous No.724201007 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
>ps5 finally gets a game
>it's Gaylo
Anonymous No.724201058 [Report]
>>724196548
343 despises ODSTs lmao
Anonymous No.724201164 [Report] >>724201504
>>724193829 (OP)
Let's re-remaster Halo 1, because they've done it twice now.
>But not include multiplayer, and add sprint, change how all the guns work. Hire Indian coders, use AI to do most of their "work"
How soulless can a product get? None of the original people are here at all. This is dragging a corpse across the grass and presenting it like it's a present. I'm genuinely disgusted at this.
They should've ported over the MCC which would've actually made sense, and has fucking multiplayer. It would've been so much cheaper to just port that instead of remastering the campaign.
This is stupid.
Real stupid.
Playstation players are going to think Halo sucks now. Because they're playing a fuckin' poo-monkey ass version of a great game.
>How can 343 fuck up more
I'm always surprised at how low they can go.
Anonymous No.724201245 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
More cake and circus for the serfs.
Anonymous No.724201273 [Report] >>724202202
>Infinite is a soft reboot and does just ok and withers and dies
>Now they just do the full hard reboot

So whats next when this flops too
Anonymous No.724201504 [Report] >>724201998 >>724202532
>>724201164
Why do you think Halo's multiplayer any value anymore, Mr. Autist? What is it because of your stupid friends from 2007?
Anonymous No.724201612 [Report] >>724202384 >>724208167
i'm going back to the past to play the good games don't suck ass
you guys need anything
Anonymous No.724201998 [Report] >>724202221
>>724201504
Why the hell are you calling me autistic? Stop using words you don't really know, retard. You fucking zoomers are so illiterate it's insane. Do you even understand the words you're typing?
You didn't respond to anything I actually said, you just want to talk shit. I would explain myself to you, but you wouldn't be able to understand it.
This is probably too many words for you to comprehend.
Tl;dr You're a faggot.
Anonymous No.724202202 [Report] >>724202608
>>724201273
Microsoft gives them another billion since 343 clearly just participates in budget fraud anyways
Anonymous No.724202221 [Report] >>724203668
>>724201998
Your slow ass multiplayer died years ago with Arena shooters, people want modern military shooter multiplayer games, that's why Counter Strike 2, COD, and BF killed Halo, Halo can't even win in BR because of Fortnite or do Hero Shooters because of Overwatch. Why should they continue to make these shitty Halo MP games for retards who are aging out of existence who still haven't got pussy and made a family already?
Anonymous No.724202384 [Report] >>724203957 >>724207434
>>724201612
CE multiplayer maps are SOVL!!!!!!
Anonymous No.724202438 [Report] >>724202608 >>724202631
>>724193829 (OP)
If I had to guess they've completely given up and accepted that 343 can't make anything of worth on their own, so they have to milk what little value the dying franchise has left by reselling Bungie's games.
Anonymous No.724202523 [Report] >>724202631
Repeat with me
>kill
>everyone
>at
>343
Anonymous No.724202532 [Report]
>>724201504
MCC has tons of matchmaking games but the lazy ass queue selection makes it impossible to get any variety in good maps and game modes. If they'd fix that it would be a lot more popular
Anonymous No.724202608 [Report]
>>724202438
Obviously some roastie dyke in microsoft was like here's your SCRUM meeting sweeties where's the product and they said uhmm umm UE5 then the next meeting they have a few copy pasted assets with 2 bazillion poly megascans environments.
>>724202202
Budget fraud is absolutely correct
Anonymous No.724202631 [Report]
>>724202438
>>724202523
Based total 343niggers death
Anonymous No.724203471 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
One of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything. You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Anonymous No.724203668 [Report] >>724204165
>>724202221
You are such a sour cunt. Kys already
Anonymous No.724203769 [Report]
>>724200946
It's like several other stories in modern western culture that, despite having *definitively* ended a long time ago, with an ending everyone was satisfied with, it must continue to shamble on zombie-like forever because those with the money and ability are no longer interested in making new things. Too expensive, too risky.

Halo ended with 3 and Reach was the epilogue, everyone knows that. But we have to keep going with what is effectively corporate sponsored fanfiction because nothing popular can ever be allowed to end.
Anonymous No.724203791 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
>another remake
are you serious? why not make more spinoff games at least?
Anonymous No.724203906 [Report]
>>724194163
By doing the most boring, brain-dead work imaginable? They are supposed to be Microsoft's premier studio that is capable of making games that sell systems and now gamepass subs. These announcements can barely gather enough excitement to get people to watch a 2 minute trailer, the work they are engaged in is boring on such a profound level it tarnishes Xbox's entire brand
Anonymous No.724203957 [Report] >>724207305
>>724202384
For me, it's Sidewinder, I fuckin' love a nice snowy battleground
Anonymous No.724204018 [Report] >>724206761
Because they literally have nothing else. They are so bankrupt of ideas that they're making a fucking Zelda live action movie. Shit youtubers did 15 fucking years ago.
Anonymous No.724204165 [Report]
>>724203668
Only sour cunt is the one bitching about multiplayer being its own separate game. Bet you'll bitch when that doesn't have a campaign.
Anonymous No.724206761 [Report] >>724207468
>>724204018
vidya is the new slop frontier to pillage content from
Anonymous No.724206885 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
Because (you) refuse to buy new original titles. This is a fact, there are studies that show that (you) don't buy new games, you only buy classics. Logically, the only way to get your money is to remake the games you are willing to spend your time and money on.


(YOU)
Anonymous No.724207304 [Report]
The Flood reveal and the build up to it is gonna so fucked by pointless additions. And mark this down, they will remove the crazy marine.
Anonymous No.724207305 [Report]
>>724203957
God I love me some Sidewinder
Anonymous No.724207434 [Report]
>>724202384
the reach version of this is so soulless
Anonymous No.724207468 [Report] >>724208253
>>724206761
Does this mean there will be a Battletech/Mechwarrior movie or tv show?
Anonymous No.724207517 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Kk1XM8fu-Ow?si=cox6CekAH3tyfAGa
Anonymous No.724207614 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
>Demake made by Indians
Anonymous No.724207746 [Report] >>724213725
>>724193829 (OP)
are they fixing the library level?
Anonymous No.724207929 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
I am cautiously optimistic. Surely it can't be that bad. Also Halo 2 Anniversary update was good, maybe this will be in the same league as that
Anonymous No.724208167 [Report]
>>724201612
I'll probably play the remake if it comes to PC, but not before someone makes a mod to restore the 60 round AR mags.
Anonymous No.724208253 [Report]
>>724207468
maybe in 10 years when every household franchise has been thoroughly milked
Anonymous No.724209090 [Report] >>724212185
>>724193829 (OP)
>>724193974
>To hook playstation owners into the franchise.
>another soulless halo CE remake without the multiplayer AGAIN instead of just porting the MCC

snoy fans will hype it up to shit on the 5 xbox owners out there but won't go out and buy it in huge numbers like what happened with the recent gears 1 remaster

PS5 version of MCC with a halo 3 anniversary remaster would've been a much bigger deal
Anonymous No.724209757 [Report] >>724212134
>>724200735
nigger
Anonymous No.724209887 [Report] >>724212134
>>724200735
So the new halo's I get to look forward to for the multiplayer are dogshit and I just have to like it because 'waa waa they can do what they want'? Go back rajesh, your kind is actually liked there.
Anonymous No.724211956 [Report]
>>724193974
>money maker
they literally rebranded as Halo Studio, they desperately want you to identify the love and nostalgia you had for the original games - with them. I don't think they have moneymakers, they have nostalgia and hope they can get by on it alone
Anonymous No.724212134 [Report]
>>724209887
You don't you can let the multiplayer die for all I care, shit's been dead for years and isn't coming back even if CA works on it.

>>724209757
You got a problem with what I said, bitch?
Anonymous No.724212185 [Report]
>>724209090
>PS5 version of MCC with a halo 3 anniversary remaster would've been a much bigger deal
Like it was on PC, oh wait
Anonymous No.724212410 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
Because Snoys have been FPS cucked for over 20 years. Now that exclusivity is gone MS can sell Halo and Gears games they missed out on and make a ton of money for very little effort. Additional there's probably a ton of zoomies that have never touched the franchise because they were born into late CODs and Fortnite.
Anonymous No.724212426 [Report] >>724212629 >>724213042
>>724193829 (OP)
>why
343i burn through all the good faith people had in them forcing a rebrand even when it is the same exact dumbasses.
The newer studio is actually LESS talented, being mostly composed of pajeets armed with Unreal Engine.
Similar to what happened with Rocksteady, WB Games and Suicide Squad; Executives at Microsoft want to know if they can have a gaming sweatshop in which they use pajeets and Unreal assisted with AI to make games very cheaply.
Executives already raised costs, and their job is for the green line to go up regardless of the consequences but they are killing the industry way faster than they could imagine.

Trump genuinely saved vidya by raising the cost of Hb1 visas, and Halo Studios is the first casualty.
The reason why the game is shipping with no multiplayer is because the actual team is now a skeleton crew and AI is not good enough to finish the entire project, so it will ship as is, so you can expect it to be broken at launch because the industry decided long ago to cut costs in Quality Assurance.

As for why a remake and not a newer game, well because most of the design is already done.
The idea was to create a cheap game, again, to test if it was viable to make cheap mass produced games that could be sold for $80.
It definitively isn't.

Things are going to be alright.
Anonymous No.724212629 [Report] >>724213316
>>724212426
This has been known to be a campaign-only game since it leaked 2023, you retard.
Anonymous No.724212736 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
You playing as the master chief in the halo. The best and cleanest new game in halo the combat is evolved.
Anonymous No.724212803 [Report] >>724213059
Bets on what type of changes they make to the original story to make the 343 canon make more sense?
The line about "lost history, what was that, human history?" might get a rework.
Anonymous No.724213042 [Report] >>724213316
>>724212426
They don't import pajeets to work on this shit you muppet. It's not phyical labour and there is thing thing called "the internet" where you can do this magical thing such as being able to work on a video game while not being in the MS office.
Anonymous No.724213059 [Report]
>>724212803
Woke shit ass 343 lore wilk never be canon, forerunners are CHAD WHITE HYPERBOREAN ARYAN HUMANS
Anonymous No.724213129 [Report] >>724213226
Why the hell does 343i (we all know its still them fuck the name change) force this AI jeet slop down our throats? The visuals look like such a disgraceful disrespect to the original. Is it really that hard to take what the original had and simply upgrade the graphics so that its 1:1? The original game looks good to this day. It could have looked even better but instead they want to shit all over the originals art with this demake.
Anonymous No.724213226 [Report]
>>724213129
Anonymous No.724213316 [Report]
>>724212629
>>724213042
>brown hindu shitting his pants in anger.jpeg
Anonymous No.724213591 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
creatively bankrupt
soon to be actually bankrupt

its actually insane how these people have had over A DECADE to make 1 good halo game and still failed
they were set up to succeed and couldnt fucking do it
like a nepo baby
birthed by Microsoft and bungie
shadowed bungie while they were making their last couple halo games
were gifted infinite resources and all the code and assets and work bungie had done on the entire franchise
free reign to do anything
no deadlines
and they failed with halo 4
then they failed with halo 5
then they failed with halo infinite that was so much of a failure it eclipsed both previous failures(they made like 1/5 of their original vision and it was still not even half baked when it came out even after a year delay)
then they failed with the most BASIC of live service plans
then their brand was so fucking tainted than had to get a new name to distance themselves from all the horrible shit they did before
only to make a remake of halo ce AND STILL FUCK IT UP

these "devs" should be bullied until they die.
Anonymous No.724213725 [Report]
>>724207746
these people understand next to nothing about halo and don't even know why the library is like it is in the original. they're more likely to give elite flood shields like that dogshit halo mod does.
Anonymous No.724215030 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
>Campaign Ecolved
Anonymous No.724215109 [Report]
>>724193951
fpbp
Anonymous No.724215310 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
Even the logo is soulless.
Anonymous No.724215479 [Report]
>>724196097
>They do nothing.
Anon is that close to realize how astroturfed interest in Halo has always been.
Anonymous No.724215498 [Report] >>724217785 >>724217853
I look forward to the inevitable Halo 2 UE5 slop remake that will not only run worse, but also look worse than Anniversary. And I don't even like the Anniversary graphics.
Anonymous No.724216490 [Report]
>>724193829 (OP)
It's generic UE5 slop. I imagine it's cheap to make since it's probably being outsourced to a bunch of indians in mumbai.
It's mainly being done to milk PS5 users. They could have released the MCC with 6 games (or God forbid, add 5 and Infinite and make it an 8 game package) but that'd be too generous. So they're most likely going to be remaking these games one by one for maximum $$$ from nostalgiafags and zoomers who've never played the games
Anonymous No.724216693 [Report] >>724216770 >>724216952
What's so hard embrassing the early 3D aesthetic?
Anonymous No.724216770 [Report]
>>724216693
fuck off gupta
Anonymous No.724216805 [Report]
>>724194483
>it's META not facebook reeeeee
Anonymous No.724216885 [Report]
>>724194785
>Generic halofag response, I have yet to see a successful halo fan project
Tough to call 343 "fans" but ok
Anonymous No.724216952 [Report]
>>724216693
nasty poopjeet post
Anonymous No.724216973 [Report]
>>724194785
>I have yet to see a successful halo fan project
They don't exist, Halofags surpassed Metroidfags in how autistic and trooned out they are. Halofags are prime and proof that dudebros were the biggest homos that existed. God, I hate gays.
Anonymous No.724216982 [Report] >>724217092
The unfortunate reality is that Halo just doesn't have a place anymore. 343 failed to capitalize on their inheritance and the series floundered over the past 15 years. It's very unfortunate but at this point I'm not sure there's a "right" way to bring it up to speed. It's a product of its time now.
Anonymous No.724217092 [Report] >>724217805
>>724216982
Halo now will just be Halo, it will be its own thing now, multiplayer game probably won't last long. I don't see people sticking around so Halo could eventually become a campaign-only series. Glad they separated the two so MP doesn't put campaign on hiatus again.
Anonymous No.724217748 [Report]
Kill anyone who plays and buys this absolute shit
Anonymous No.724217785 [Report]
>>724215498
Based fuck the master troon collection
Anonymous No.724217805 [Report]
>>724217092
Who cares about the campaigns when 343 is still going to churn out goyslop after goyslop?
Anonymous No.724217807 [Report]
Kill any Bungie faggot that exist, send their limbs and organs to their friends and family members to make, and example of them.
Anonymous No.724217853 [Report]
>>724215498
Good, hope they gut the alien sections and make a Chief game
Anonymous No.724218403 [Report]
I really hope we get a good first person view of Private Jenkins being infected by the Flood. Anyone who's played Halo 3 campaign mode enough has gotten used to watching Marines be turned into Flood combat forms, but just imagine if you got to watch it from their perspective.
Anonymous No.724218686 [Report] >>724220349
I played Halo 1 before XBL was even an idea, my first online experience for Halo was on PC and I still remember the early Halo websites during the earlier internet days. Basically I'm an old fag in Halo terms. I honestly don't care about the Nu Remake. it'll probably be fine and fun for a hot minute but I could care less.
Anonymous No.724220349 [Report]
>>724218686
>long run-on esl sentences
why can't we all just nuke India together?