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Anonymous No.724216293 [Report] >>724216435 >>724216489 >>724216761 >>724217145 >>724217307 >>724217371 >>724217483 >>724217934 >>724218802 >>724219884 >>724219973 >>724221092
>ruins all gaming discourse for eternity
Anonymous No.724216416 [Report] >>724217331 >>724218910
I control which games I buy
Anonymous No.724216435 [Report] >>724217657
>>724216293 (OP)
actually it's bots and discord weirdos reposting the same tired clickbait for 5+ years who are trying to end all intelligent discourse by flooding the catalogue with nonsense demoralizing "discussion" which only leads to dead ends
maybe you should stop
Anonymous No.724216489 [Report] >>724216712 >>724216819 >>724217401 >>724219575
>>724216293 (OP)
Are they wrong?
Anonymous No.724216650 [Report] >>724216691 >>724216760 >>724217657 >>724219330 >>724219961 >>724220341
>ruins all gaming discourse for eternity
Anonymous No.724216691 [Report]
>>724216650
odds are you are a political tourist too
dont think you get a pass just because you're not a /pol/tard
Anonymous No.724216712 [Report]
>>724216489
they heavily incentivise you press those buttons
Anonymous No.724216760 [Report] >>724219216
>>724216650
I voted for Tump
Anonymous No.724216761 [Report]
>>724216293 (OP)
I can't begin to imagine where the controversy or debate with that statement would be.
Anonymous No.724216810 [Report]
>*presses the TKDTND button*
Anonymous No.724216819 [Report]
>>724216489
>design the entire game around a shitty mechanic
>umm technically you dont HAVE TO use it
yeah technically you could play tetris without rotating the pieces too
Anonymous No.724217145 [Report] >>724217256 >>724217302
>>724216293 (OP)
i dont because i have a ps5 controller older than 6 months
Anonymous No.724217256 [Report]
>>724217145
you don't have a ps5 controller, erictendie
Anonymous No.724217302 [Report]
>>724217145
huh
I have 2 ps5 controllers I bought when the ps5 first released and I still use them daily on my pc
Anonymous No.724217307 [Report] >>724217838
>>724216293 (OP)
qrd?
Anonymous No.724217331 [Report] >>724217360
>>724216416
I own the software on my computer
Anonymous No.724217360 [Report]
>>724217331
I kneel
Anonymous No.724217371 [Report] >>724217838
>>724216293 (OP)
QRD?
Anonymous No.724217401 [Report]
>>724216489
Yeah it wasn't like choosing not use berserk packs, they were pretty integral mechanics.
Social media guy probably hadn't even played the game, though, job was just to get twitter hits and it's useless and obnoxious to yell at them online. That's like having a fit to a cashier over inventory prices, they don't control jack shit, give it a rest.
Anonymous No.724217483 [Report]
>>724216293 (OP)
>press the buttons
>money stolen
>we decide how you should control the buttons you press
Anonymous No.724217657 [Report] >>724217920 >>724218084 >>724218289
>>724216435
>who are trying to end all intelligent discourse
This is what I was trying to explain to imbeciles posting on 4chan. Sure its a shitposting board and people have fun, but when everything longer than one simple sentence is "yawn tl;dr. where can I unsubscribe from this blog. happy for you or glad that happened but i aint reading all that." etc. most convos are reduced to retarded buzzword spamming.
Intelligent discourse is somehow "reddit". Literal nigger logic.
>>724216650
>Lets pretend that 1% of the worlds population didnt have a huge influence on all popular media for the past 20 years to the point where everyone else became an afterthought
Anonymous No.724217838 [Report]
>>724217307
>>724217371
Some dude on Xitter did not like the direction of Doom Eternal with mechanically busy combat, the Doom social media guy told him to just not use the mechanically busy parts then.
Anonymous No.724217920 [Report] >>724218605
>>724217657
I miss it bros
Anonymous No.724217934 [Report]
>>724216293 (OP)
I won't be pressing the purchase button for video games anymore.
Anonymous No.724218084 [Report] >>724220087
>>724217657
Go back
Anonymous No.724218289 [Report]
>>724217657
>Lets pretend that 1% of the worlds population didnt have a huge influence on all popular media for the past 20 years to the point where everyone else became an afterthought
That's because of European and world-branching shadow governments mandating international copyright that lasts for 70-90 years, a situation that has been ongoing since the 1800s.
Anonymous No.724218605 [Report]
>>724217920
>1995 was 63.7 percent ago
Anonymous No.724218802 [Report]
>>724216293 (OP)
As if
Anonymous No.724218910 [Report]
>>724216416
fippy bippy
Anonymous No.724219121 [Report]
In Soviet Russia buttons control you
Anonymous No.724219216 [Report] >>724219701
>>724216760
so did they
Anonymous No.724219330 [Report]
>>724216650
Weird, I didn't know every gaming developer hired cardboard for their writers, PR and HR.
Anonymous No.724219575 [Report]
>>724216489
Yes, because Eternal was designed to actually actively make you use of almost everything.

"You control the buttons you press" only works when something might as well be entirely optional. Like you can actually play Battlefield 6 without ever sliding, using weapon mounting, 2nd sights, flashlight/laser sight switch
Anonymous No.724219701 [Report]
>>724219216
Trump did everything he said he would do. He was always 100% open about tariffs and trade wars. Why are the farmers acting like they are shocked? They knew this was coming and voted for this. They wanted this.
Anonymous No.724219884 [Report] >>724220058 >>724220137
>>724216293 (OP)
They're right if they're referring to accessibility things like colorblind support. There's no reason to complain about it being there, just don't use it.
That statement is NOT for raw gameplay mechanics like sprinting (Halo remake) or first person aiming (MGS remake) that completely break the games. Their presence in those remake are an inherent design flaw that cannot be "turned off" like people who misuse the statement seem to suggest.
Anonymous No.724219961 [Report]
>>724216650
kek'd and true
Anonymous No.724219973 [Report]
>>724216293 (OP)
>here's the button that lets you awesome
>its easy to press and its on your screen at all times
>don't press it tho ;)
Anonymous No.724220058 [Report] >>724220137
>>724219884
>or first person aiming (MGS remake)
That was literally the only way to shoot accurate shots in the original tho
Anonymous No.724220087 [Report]
>>724218084
Only the biggest of newfags always tell people to "go back". Dont worry sonny, you will fit in one day without resorting to buzzwords or phrases like that.
Anonymous No.724220137 [Report]
>>724219884
>>724220058
oh, I'm retarded, you were talking about The Twin Snakes
Anonymous No.724220341 [Report]
>>724216650
>trans people aren't actually real
hello based department?
Anonymous No.724221092 [Report]
>>724216293 (OP)
>entire game is designed specifically around pressing the button
>just not press the button :^)
Anonymous No.724221180 [Report]
>Buttons
Yeah, the fact DOOM said this over "Keys" is pretty fucking grim.
Consoleslop franchise.