Thread 724476345

I don't mean any of that lame "I like an unpopular game" or "I think bad mechanic is good actually" stuff, I'm talking the real mortal sins, the stuff that you wouldn't tell a soul in real life, perhaps even your most autistic

>>724476345 (OP)
lead by example. post yours first.

>>724476762
>Come and confess thine sins to me my child
>Theehe, nooo, I embariss.... U first :3c

I played through most of M&L Superstar Saga without using Bros Moves because I was too much of a brainlet to figure them out. It wasn't until that one boss in the desert that takes almost no damage from regular attacks, that I was forced to start using them.

>>724476887
so you cannot do what you demand of others.
you have no worth and neither does your thread

>>724477081
>>724476762
Kek anon just participate in the thread or fuck off if you don't like it but stop being a wee bitch about it

>>724476345 (OP)
I used to stare at windows ME screensavers and make stories in my head based on them

idk
I cheesed the prototype 2 final boss fight
also when I first played half life 2 I was to braindead to finish the canal section so I somehow dropped the boat and walked on radioactive waste

>>724477284
>>724477284
>also when I first played half life 2 I was to braindead to finish the canal section so I somehow dropped the boat and walked on radioactive waste
Kek are you the anon that posted about that?

>>724476345 (OP)
Whenever im curious about an H game i play if to completion no matter how shit it is.
And i dont mean "haha i jerk off to the good stuff". No, most of the time i dont and i just spend a shitload of time playing through porn games i dont like that dont even arouse me, and the story of which is too dogshit to justify the playthrough.

I spend way too long searching for reader-insert slowburn romance fanfiction of characters I like. Unfortunately I have bad gay taste in characters so the only one I've found so far that isn't total shit is Super Royal Assistant by DreamDepot2

>>724476345 (OP)
I jerked off to Kuja.

>>724478615
>Bowser X Male reader
Kek, godspeed anon you do that

I jerked off to civilization leaders.

>>724476345 (OP)
This year I’ve played most games on easy, when given the option. I just don’t have enough time or energy to git gud…

I have not only liked but also have nearly 100%'d Tiny Tina's Wonderlands

When I played my first FPS as a kid, I thought that I had to talk to the mic in the single-player campaign to respond to the NPC. Since I was in a internet cafe, I was just saying stuff like "roger that" and "I'll go" while everyone was just dead quiet. Eventually, somebody asked what I was doing and then they had to explain that NPCs couldn't actually hear me.

>>724479083
I play games on easy a lot when I just wanna fuck around or when the game's appeal is something other than difficulty and the difficulty is inorganic feeling and just makes mobs annoying instead of challenging

But usually I play nearly every game on regular difficulty, especially for the first time
I think that's the difficulty all games are designed around, and then easier and harder mods are just alterations to that, so I suggest start every game on regular difficulty on your first run and then change it accordingly as you'd like

>>724476345 (OP)
had an autistic meltdown in elementary school because I wasn’t able to get a book about vidya

>>724479319
Kek
At least you were a kid

>>724476345 (OP)
I have more hours playing Dota 2 with bots than actual people

>>724476345 (OP)
I had an obsession with not using up ammo for weapons in Halo such that I obsessively meleed enemies whenever I could.

I play strategy games on easy mode because im too dumb to get gud

I record webMs of vore attacks in games I play so I can post them on /v/.
Unfortunately none of the games I've played lately have had any.

I killed sif with the cheese the first time. I'm sorry.

>>724479568
huh?

I moved a second character, a girl, into my Animal Crossing town and pretended she was my secret girlfriend, I only went outside with her when it was late at night when no villagers were around because I liked the excitement of roleplaying as if she's a mystery person who's existence is but a rumor, who only I get to visit and pamper and who loves me unconditionally, and also the implication that our relationship is taboo because I also like to roleplay as a cult like leader of my village who shan't be questioned and all my underlings treat me as their master
I would leave her gifts of cute clothes and furniture outside her house to pick up throughout the day and imagined that she is waiting for me there to finish my mayoral duties and come see her, and when the game was off they were spending time together

>>724476345 (OP)
my greatest sin is fucking you mom, but only because of the shame I feel for fucking such a fat lady. God she was so fat.

>>724479619
Psn arrows thru the window
I'm joking it's not that embarrassing
The worst degen thing I've done in games is scam people in L2 and install the nude mod also for L2

>>724479757
...huh?

its fall and all the stinkbugs are in my house how do i get rid of em

It's my first time playing HL2. I get to the section after the magnet crane where you're supposed to kill the combine gunship with the rocket launcher. I somehow didn't knew that the rocket launcher has laser tracking so I just shot the rocket in the direction of the gun ship and took cover since it's shooting at me. The problem was, while taking cover I always pointed the launcher to the ground and I kept dying to explosions thinking it was the gun ship setting the barrels and cars on fire.

>>724480272
I did the same thing for the longest time

>>724476345 (OP)
I used noclip to get through the warehouse in VTMB during the bomb countdown because I couldn't find my way out. But in my defense I was pretty drunk.

I play Resident Evil 5 with Naked Tribal Sheva mod and All Enemies are Naked Tribal Sheva mod. Not for the sake of porn or jerking it, but just because I enjoy the game more that way. It's entertaining playing RE5, being chased by hordes of naked black women while another naked black woman tries to fend them off with a bow and arrows.

>>724479226
Did you reach max level in the chaos chambers?

I have owned Goldeneye since 1998 and to this day I have never beaten the campaign. I have 2 levels left, I think.

>>724481202
Trying to, that's one of the last thing I believe. But otherwise I got all marbles, poetry pages, side quests, and I think like 90%+ loot dice. Oh and I guess finding a way to make money to max out all SDUs

>>724481332
What level are you at right now? I'm genuinely curious what the grind is like for it since I stopped playing before they raised the chaos chambers level cap to something insane like 100.

>>724476345 (OP)
I am a chronic cheater. I use cheats and exploits all the time. I spend hours looking for pointers using Cheat Engine. Before that I used magic trainer creator and artmoney. It is my only first hand programming experience outside my meme office job. If I cannot find the address I want I get agitated and start sweating. Even if it's some weird architecture like that in the UnReal World I will spend hours going through the memory to find the hex code to change the item I want. But the worst part is that I enjoy it.

>>724481458
I'll have to see again. Not sure off the top of my head

>>724476345 (OP)
>your most autistic
I can't play 2d sidescrollers/platformers because they don't feel real. they feel about as abstract as tetris, but at least tetris isn't trying to pretend to be a real place. 2d sidescrollers feel fake and constrained. they're uncomfortable
the only 2d games I play are either completely abstract puzzle games, like tetris, 2d top down or isometric. these may have the exact same freedom of movement as 2d sidescrollers, but at least they feel like real places

>>724481561
Imo there's nothing inherently wrong with cheating if that in and of itself is what you enjoy, if you do it to get a better feel for a game or break it apart or you just wanna mess around and hone your programming skills, it's all good
Cheating is only retarded when you do it to get an upper hand on people, if you honestly convince yourself that downloading some script to make you win a video game match against others makes you actually better at the game because "durr game numbah get biggah so me gooder" that's nigger thinking

I got genuinely filtered by the dragon claw puzzle in Skyrim. Left the whole tomb and everything because I assumed I just needed some extra information to progress.

>>724476345 (OP)
I like to eat whatever the player character eats when playing a game.
My autism made me eat cold beans, corn, corned beed, cold sausage, and MREs in front of my computer when playing Stalker Gamma.

>>724481903
I think the actual motivation is that they like trash talking. Still niggerish, but it's not about numbers just pissing people off.

>>724477081
I was going to post but this post convinced me not to.
Thanks anon, this thread truly is worthless.

>>724482164
Maybe, but I do believe for some of them it's a legitimate sort of cargo-cult mindset
>If play good, number go big
>So if number go big, means I played good?
Like when simple tribal people rationalize that the trees move when the wind blows, so the trees moving is what makes the wind blow

>>724476345 (OP)
SANTIAGO

>>724482090
>Playing survival games made him eat healthy
Kek nice
>>724482195
>Replying to yourself

>>724476345 (OP)
sometimes when i play the older doom games i match my face to doomguy's
and when i play tf2 i sometimes shout whatever the characters are saying when you get ubered

Not my proudest fap

>>724483506
What is she actually a dude? If not don't be a fag, it's shame that makes fapping dangerous.

>>724476345 (OP)
I actually had to look this one up after brute-forcing my way through a few doors. Didn't know that you could rotate items in your inventory.

>>724478758
>I jerked off to Kuja.
Before or after you knew he was male?

>>724476345 (OP)
19 years ago I thought you could hop from system to system in Freelancer without using the gates or jump holes and spent hours traveling in one direction, thinking that the nebula visible in the distant sky was getting bigger and therefore closer.

>>724476345 (OP)
Once I figured out how Disgaea worked in terms of gameplay loops I called it beat without ever even facing Lamington, reasoning that the only thing that stood between me now and me with a Baal-busting team was another 400 hours of Item World runs. If there's no more skill expression to take advantage of save for patience, I just cut out the middle and call it done.

Pirated space marine 2, lagged like hell while Darktide was able to run. Bought a new card, bought the game then it still lagged. Fucking piece of shit

>>724483667
no she was an actual horse and she died recently due to colics. In Uma Musume she is represented as a cute cheerful loser horse girl.

>>724483821
I did the same but with Elite: Dangerous because I skipped the tutorial lol. To be fair, it would be believable if this thing worked like that in ED (but it doesn't).

>playing runescape in the library with my friends
>some guy does the trust test on me and steals all my gear
>start crying irl
>everyone starts consoling me like its therapy

I want to like RTS games but I really enjoy turtling in them which only works against AI, and just gets you rekt if you play multiplayer and I hate it

>>724476345 (OP)
I am 33 years old.
I still imitate any animations I can in the game I'm playing like a child.
I dream of being a youtuber with a friend group and an audience but I fear being one of those 10 viewers per video only channels worse than I fear death itself.
I can't play fighting games despite them being my highest highs in all of gaming and still having big urges to play because I cannot detach my self worth from my in game performance and I will literally start crying after a losing streak.

>>724479464
Tried playing supreme commander and had to put it down part way through the first mission because I was so mentally exhausted.
Felt like my brain blew a fuse and needed to rest.

If I play action games alone I will sometimes mimic the character crying out when theyre defeated

>>724476345 (OP)
I jerked off to the cow shitting scene in Conker's Bad Fur Day multiple times. I think i still have a video of it saved in my Watch Later list on youtube.

I was watching this porno where a hijab girl gets fucked by her instructor.
The instructor sounded like Zach from Oneyplays
every time he spoke, it made me lose my shit, and I had to stop jacking off,

>>724484109
This is actually a pretty well known challenge in Elite, how far can you get from the gravity well before running out of fuel.
Of course there is also the Ancient probe easter eggs (the Voyager probes in Sol)

>>724484758
Did he say brown bricks, in minecrap?

>>724476345 (OP)
I've been playing Diablo, Warframe, Monster Hunter, and Souls each for over a decade, and I haven't touched multiplayer in any of them.

>>724484325
This means you like city builders

>>724485025
well you're right, but I like the combat and situational constraints of RTS games. feels good becoming an unstoppable force and just rolling through the AI after resisting them and building up strength for a while. it would feel better to do that to other players, but they'll (wisely) stomp your shit before you can get that far.

>>724482090
>drink a Monster Energy Zero Ultra while playing Stalker SoC because it has a very similar energy drink
>eat chocolate pudding when playing Soul Reaver 2 because of that one video

>>724479864
Make sure its colder in your room than the outside

>>724476345 (OP)
>go to gmod
>spawn female npc mod
>place her outside of the skybox to make her huge
>go back to the normal map
>jack off a bit
the fuck is wrong with me bro why do i have this shit fetish

I just figured out how to play Caravan in Fallout NV recently
Turns out the game itself isn't difficult, I was just an idiot and didn't comprehend that the game board is on a grid and I needed to use the arrow keys to move the cards around

>>724479319
Binary Domain moment

>>724484230
not vidya related but i hate people who rush to console you everytime you cry so much
i have a very easy cry trigger, like not even emotionally speaking i just tear up hard over anything, cutting onions is like the fucking trail of tears for me i have to take fifteen minute breaks between every quarter onion
and if i happen to cry in public people all gather around me trying to pity me and it's the most annoying thing ever but you can't tell people to fuck off with a facefull of tears or else you look like a little bitch

>>724484325
ever heard of they are billions? you just build up a city and fight off waves of zombies.

>>724480272
>>724480350
>schizo gamers can't wait 3 seconds for Cubbage to explicitly tell you about the laser
ngmi

>>724485529
>Reads something that upsets him
>Brain randomly signals "schizo" even though it has nothing to do with schizophrenia behavior
Ah, normalfag is you

I have a set of ten characters that, in any game with a customizable party, I draw from as my party members. Each one always has the same name, same general build, and as close to the same appearance as a given game can have with my internal image.
They're all cute girls, I imagine them as my harem, and me as their offscreen tactician/logistician/cartographer/etc.

I put on infinite health to be malenia in elden ring the fist time
(I have since beaten her legit with no summons since then)

When I was 14 I played gmod and would position Alyx's ragdoll in suggestive poses and ram into her pretending to have sex

>>724485610
You ever watched people play games these days? People play them like they're schizophrenic. Always shucking and jiving all over not listening to anything but the voices in their heads. Can't slow down for 2 seconds to be outright told to their face how to use a weapon feature. They're why yellow paint was invented

>>724485205
Even if a human player did let you live long enough to build an uber-army, they would tear it apart when you finally step out of your base. I get it, I used to play RTS games the same way.
One of my favorite things to do was take some 256x256 map in Brood War, alter all resources to be 50,000 per patch, then go skirmish against 3-5 AI's. Had to bunker down hard and fast and have a certain amount of defenses and units ready in time or I'd get overrun by the swarms of AI units. After that, it was a hard battle of clearing out the map since the AI would have expanded everywhere while I was getting my deathball ready. 4-6 hour matches was the norm.
I switched over to a more aggressive strategy after getting into watching the pros play in the ASL. Stopped playing on unbalanced maps like Homeworld and Ice Age and switched over to pro-level maps like Fighting Spirit and Circuit Breakers. Learned to do fast-expand openings with wall-ins to protect against early game rushes, and to spend my resources on more units and not defensive buildings. Now I finish matches in about 10-20 minutes on average, and usually smash the AI right as it's starting to expand or before it can expand.
Just try getting a second base and experiencing the 2x resource gathering speed, and you'll never go back to 1-base turtle-ing.

>>724485024
Based

>>724485874
Anon that's not schizophrenia, and if it it than I must not have been paying attention to the newest psyop to convert the term "schizophenia" even further to mean "person who is evil and should not be trusted trust me bro I am a science" than it has ever been
That isn't schizo behavior, that's just being hyperactive due to overstimulation

>>724485968
>actually the symptoms you are listing don't necessarily fit with the clinical definition of schizophrenia so therefore you can't use it as an insult to gamers who can't sit still

>>724486179
Normalfag replay

>>724485968
>>724485874
all normalfags nowadays display mental illness adjacent symptoms as a result of their lifestyle
despite not being born with any of them, they express the attention deficient and hyperstimulation of ADHD, the fixative behaviors and black-n-white thinking of autism, the obsessive paranoia of schizophrenia... all as a result of drug use and social media addiction.
the only difference is that they dispaly them in acceptable and socially approved ways, don't have any of the passions or positive fixations, and don't use them to question the status quo, making them all acceptable and not worthy of being punished of erroneously medicalized because they're not a threat to social conditioning

>>724476345 (OP)
Pretty classic sin, build a new mid-life crisis gaming PC, it's a goddamn speed demon. But proceed to only play the older games 'I already know' and watch youtube. Scroll /v/ really fast too though.

>>724485658
>my shameful dark secret is I fantasize about being like Charlie from Charlie's Angels
Why do you think that crappy show was popular?

>>724486454
Normalfag reply

>>724486179
>>724486454
>Anon is proud of being a hypersocialized NPC
Oh it feels so good knowing the cattle recieves pleasure from being cattle, sometimes I almost feel bad for them but then they remind me not to, they love it

>>724486502
>>724486576

>>724476345 (OP)
i played that remake of that old popular game and i did not actually have a blast

>>724486576
e...easy there tough guy I don't want any problem...

>>724476345 (OP)
I have shit myself while playing mafia 3

>>724486901
Who hasn't?

>>724478946
I played the warcraft 3 campaign but not frozen throne
I played the first command and conquer but not tiberian sun

>>724485503
Why you crying lil' nigga?

>>724487471
i don't talk to negroes

>>724487541
Why you crying little man?

>>724476345 (OP)
>grunt and scream when my guy takes damage or catches on fire
>act like i just got resuscitated when someone defibs me
>say one liners during boss fights and holdouts

>>724476345 (OP)
>playing Outer Wilds
>spend like 20 tries chasing the probe that launches at the start of the game
>follow it for like 20 minutes only for it to be completely pointless
I'm surprised you can catch up with it at all.

>>724487720
Based

>>724487720
this is kino though, especially the one liners part

>>724487720
I would actually say lines like "are you fucking kidding me" out loud when playing games while sitting on Zoom calls all day. So far I didn't get caught but who knows.

>>724476345 (OP)
I really like Fortnite, but I exclusively play bot lobbies because getting destroyed within 10 seconds of landing isn't fun.
Feels bad being a 42-year-old dude that gets bullied by nine-year-olds.

>>724476345 (OP)
>tfw i keep two concurrent subscriptions of wow and ffxiv for the sole purpose of erp
>i keep two active subs in each game so when nobody will erp with me, i will just erp with myself
>i don't even play the games, i just use them to jerk off to typefucking
>tfw i spend $60 to erp with myself and this has been a thing since 2010

>>724476345 (OP)
Genuinely don't have any embarrassing vidya things I could think of, so I'm posting something that happened to a friend.
>getting lap dance in GTA 5
>getting hard
>goes to the bathroom
>PC is literally in front of it
>jerks off in there
>when he exits his mom is standing there next to the PC
>still getting lap dance full on display
Turns out he put his controller on the desk and it kept vibrating the whole time. His mom came to look what that sound was lmao.

>>724488398
aw hell nahhh unc has a skill issue :skull:
>captcha: DOOP

>>724476345 (OP)
In fighting games I do my characters voice lines and do their animations and winposes while playing online and in person too

>>724488813
Be quiet

>>724476345 (OP)
I act as if I were a streamer and talk to an imaginary audience

>>724476345 (OP)
I watch silent hill let's plays

In Jak 2 I used to corral women npcs towards the pits in the slums area, then knock them down into the pits. Normally they flee after hitting them once but in the pits they just stand there. I'd then enter first person mode and crank it to the swelling of their tits from the breathing animation.

In HL2 I pushed the female resistance fighters into barnacles and found it arousing.

>Be me in elementary school at friend's house
>He calls me to the PC to show me "something really cool"
>I assume it's gonna be a cool animation or game cheatcodes or something as usual
>He opens a flash game
>It's a sexporn game
>He's proudly grinning and showing me this game where he fucks a girl in the pussy while she moans loudly through the speakers
>His parents were in the house and said nothing

I keep getting seduced by NPCs.
>Be playing Planescape Torment
>There's a random encounter with a femhobo wherein she offers sex for cash
>Immediately rockhard and compliant irl
>Turns out its a gag and if you say yes she just robs you for twice the advertised price and fucks off withiut seggz
>Fall for the same NPC three times on the offchance that maybe its random and i got shit rng
>Fall for similar NPCs in later areas of the game
>Fall for the succubus companion, ogle the shitty ass lowpoly 3dmodel like she's a piece of meat
>Fall for a gnarly witch openly pretending to be your femcompanions in the labyrnth later
What sucks the most is that the femme fatale archetype doesnt exist in pornography and on the few occassions that it does in literature the mc just ends up fucking femme fatale until she turns subby.

I have headcanons about the pubic hair, pussy juice, and average piss of every playable female character in Genshin and HSR.

I use money cheats. I’m already poor in real life, I don’t need to be poor in video games.

>>724489524
Give us some examples, anon.

>>724488776
Why? Formative sexual experience or what?

>>724483806
I hate most puzzles in games and I'm too impatient to figure them out. Sometimes if it's a simple 3x3x3 code like that I'll just bruteforce it instead of even bothering to look for the answer.

>>724488948
When playing Karin in Alpha 3 or SFV (she's the only reason I kept playing that trash) I always do the oujosama laughter when winning

>>724482521
Kek, wonder what happened to him. He must have gotten bored.

>>724489806
>Sucrose: Unkempt pubic hair, thick, matted. Pussy juice tends towards being thicker, stronger in smell and taste. Piss is usually more potent, due to lack of proper hydration and prolonged time in labwork. In a relationship, may experiment with bioalchemy to adjust properties of pussy juice.

>Layla: Neatly-trimmed pubic hair, maintained by her sleep-tulpa. Pussy juice is thinner and slimier. Squirts more easily than average. Piss is nearly-clear and subtle, as her sleep-tulpa pays extra attention to her health.

>Black Swan: Pubic hair is generally shaved, although she'd be willing to grow it for a partner. Pussy juice is affected by her memetic nature, allowing her to adjust the flavor, viscosity, and color as she pleases. She doesn't need to piss, but could use memoria to do so anyways, with the nature of her piss reflecting the memories imbued.

>Lingsha: Pubic hair is thick, but well-cared for. Delicate, soft, and perfumed. Pussy juice tastes sweet, affected by her Abundance alchemy aromatherapy. Her piss is slightly yellower than average on color, but she has performed alchemy on herself to make the scent and flavor floral.

>An obsession a decade ago with fnaf spiraled into full blown machine fetishism. I went from being turned on by humanoid dubiously furry robots to getting turned on by entirely non-human computers and other technology.
>I actively seek out games and mods for games that let me indulge in this fetish. They are few and far in-between. A recent interest is playing as "Robot City" in the Hearts Of Iron 4 mod "Old World Blues".
>I can't feel many emotions for real people, and I've had family members die that I couldn't bring myself to cry over. I can turn my back on friends that I've known for years and never see them again and feel nothing. I've done this before. In contrast, I'm frequently moved to strong and visceral emotions over vidya characters. I am uncertain if this is caused by autism or another diagnosable disorder, I have long since stopped trying to put a name to it.
>As a child I masturbated to the character creator in various games because it was all I had.
>Despite being a grown adult I am still afraid to play certain single player, non-horror, games past dark because of creepypastas from my childhood.
>Sometimes I play a game that I played during very tumultuous times as a child and the memories come back, so I get drunk and try to not to bawl my eyes out until it passes.
>The first time I tried VR was in VRC, and I enjoyed it so much that found myself walking into walls with the headset on and feeling hollow when I wasn't wearing the headset. At my lowest point all I did was drink and sit in front of a mirror in VRC for days at a time.
>When I was a child if I enjoyed a game enough I would spend hours compiling lists pertaining to the game in my head if I was incapable of playing it. For example, if the family went out of state and I was dragged along I would sit in a corner and write down every weapon in a certain game, it's upgrades, and things of that nature.

>>724488776
I've played a little bit of FFXIV, but what's this about ERPing in it? People ERP in vidya? I thought that was just a thing in IRCs and the like.

>>724476345 (OP)
over half of my game dev experience comes from working on ancient furry porn flash games or making furry mods for games like hl2/skyrim and trying to branch out to sfw stuff makes me feel like a burnout.

I play most games now on the easier difficulties. Part of it is getting older and not having the patience/free time to struggle or replay segments. Part of it is having a lack of respect for the game design or "numbers" difficulty.

>>724476345 (OP)
I used to cheat a lot in strategy games, like giving myself loads of money and resources or shit like auto winning in old Total War games cause I was (still am) a brainlet who could hardly keep up with AI on hard difficulty, normal being too easy and hard being just a bit too hard
I don't cheat as much if at all, but I get instances where I get irrationally angry and end up cheating to curbstomp whatever AI enemy angered me, like for example in EUIV I'd give myself 9999999 gold and 99999999 manpower, hire all the mercs and 100's of infantry just to 100% siege, devastate and ultimately dismantle their country. After I'm done I reload my save and try to win legitimately.
I also get really angry in competitive multiplayer, even though losing is part of the experience, I still can't handle losing especially when it's some faggy name and avatar that killed me. I just cope by saying that he's probably cheating. I'd like to be able to control my anger but I don't know how.

>>724482090
I played through the entirety of Fallout 3 without using fast travels and eating drinking and sleeping realistically to prove a point that the game world makes sense, if you're privy to that argument within the Fallout community. I can say without a doubt that it does and the stories presentation of water scarcity is accurate. There are entire sections of the map I'd have to plan out my journey to in advance, mostly the north and the DC ruins, and even then I couldn't stay long due to resource scarcity. It always helps to have a companion or two as well. Did you know you can play Fallout 3 as a party based RPG? I did. It was fun.

>>724476345 (OP)
I reloaded a 5+ hour old save in a Persona game because I accidentally cheated on my waifu.

>>724491292
This interests me. I might install a hardcore mode mod and try this myself someday.

>>724491410
that's not a sin, that's you being pure & loyal to your waifu. good on you, anon

In modern FE games, I always either get one girl up to A support before S supporting another girl or spend more time "paired-up" to other girls than my S support

>>724489476
>I keep getting seduced by NPCs.

>>724476345 (OP)
I spent well over a hundred hours on Halo: CE, never once got to play online. Many of those hours I spent rping, attempting to save marines and after the flood are introduced I also tried saving covenant soldiers because fuck the flood.

>>724492186
I've never played Halo.

>>724491292
Based and immersionpilled

>>724476345 (OP)
>be me as a kid who knows how old I was
>parents are away for the evening so my mom gave me her iPad
>want to watch porn but am too scared to get a virus so I only look for stuff on YouTube
>ffw couple years
>open the YouTube app on her iPad
>her history shows "Mario sex videos" and shit
>holy fuck my mom watches porn?? with Mario???
This was genuinely my first thought and I was under the impression I caught her lmao. Then I thought, wait this doesn't make sense, and remembered that it was me all along

>>724491292
Based

>>724476345 (OP)
I spread my asshole in front of the kinect to look t my inside as a kid

>>724491292
sounds like fun

>>724491410
>he thinks loading a save absolves him

>>724480272
Best rocket guidance system ever designed btw, you can play cat and mouse with a rocket with massive room for error, those things turned on a dime.

>>724485930
>You like to enjoy a slow, casual RTS experience?
>You should start watching pro players, research specific maps, and start sweating hard against the AI instead

in a charity event smash tournie i played jigglypuff for no reason and did the spin move at a guy, he just stood there watching me rev it up then i shot at him from across the level and he simply jumped over me and i died. It looked totally braindead on my part. I never played jigglypuff so i didnt know what to expect, i wasnt taking the tourney seriously. But i was in like the 3rd round or some shit so most people were just watching others and the cute girl who I had a crush on was sitting right behind me. That as probably the most embarrassing video moment of my life.

>>724492646
Playing the right way is more fun.

>>724483915
Damn, that IS autistic. How do you complete anything then? Every game has a game loop, and even turn-based rpgs have some level of skill expression.

I've commissioned porn of my Saints Row 3 character.

I've beaten Sekiro 5 times but have never fought the Demon of Hatred. I cheesed it off the cliff so I could get the achievement, but have no desire to ever fight him. I'd skip the gorilla each time too if it wasn't required

>>724492882
>raw charging Rollout in a smash tourney
There are two situations where this occurs: the worst player in the room is playing, or the best player in the room is doing shitpost calculus.

>>724493726
same. I'm sure I'd figure it out if I kept at it, but it doesn't even feel like an interesting fight
I've gotten pretty good at the cheese, though. that's the actual boss fight for me. it's fun
the gorilla is easy enough with the mortal draw, though. I actually enjoy it. and the extra tactical bit of using the anti-terror items and pullling away from the scream are interesting enough to make it a fun fight. plus it feels good to kind of trivialize a difficult enemy

>>724489476
Happened to me in one of the first games I ever played as a kid.

>Like using the character creator in a game
>Eventually make an OC from said creator that I have regularly commissioned artwork of

>>724490874
I feel like I might be using one of your mods for my skyrim walkthrough right now

>>724476345 (OP)
I like 100%ing games especially getting all achievements, but sometimes I don't have the time to do it normally especially for a game I thought was alright at best, so I cheat, I like getting the achievements in a "believable" manner, making sure I don't get the super rare achievements early, I also fake my play time count with steam idle to hide any suspicion
>all achievements in 3 hours? impossible
>all achievements in 12 hours? I suppose that's doable

>>724476887
OP is a type of person who stays sober at parties and reminds people next day about all the embarrassing stuff they did

>>724476345 (OP)
I STILL rage and yell like a caveman at vidya. A single deep breath calms me back down when I realize what I'm doing, but it still happens very frequently.

>>724496631
>no friends on steam
>doubt anyone has even done more than casually glance at my profile in the past decade
>still put effort into customizing it and filling out the little showcases
>100% games just so I can display them even though no one will ever see or care

>>724476345 (OP)
I couldn't beat Radhan with my 1hp pure magic build and my waifu summons. I had to summon a golem and then keep him alive with heals to stand a chance.

>>724476345 (OP)
my first playthrough of the Metal Gear series was in chronological order, starting with 3 and ending with Revengeance
it was actually kinda cool playing it that way

I was a total spaz growing up. Dad banned me from Donkey Kong Country as a 6 year old because I kept crying and screaming at the TV. Mom beat me at NHL Breakaway on the N64 when I was 10 and I had a tantrum and she laughed at me. Cousin beat me at splitscreen MW2 when I was 12 and I picked up a Tonka truck and threw it across the room.
Put my fist through my laptop screen playing some shovelware offroad racing game when I was 20. I still have major anger issues and my home is full of broken furniture and doors, but video games haven't been a trigger for me in a while, now it's birds winding me up.

>>724500238
Forgot about the saga of the infinite warranty headset in my teens. Between about 14 and 16 I had a headset for 360 that I would fling across the room in a rage every few weeks. I legitimately must have gotten that thing replaced for free like 10 times. The employees looked at me with increasing disdain every time I brought it back in pieces.

>>724492646
You don't even play RTS games or you would know you can adjust the speed in Brood War. You don't need to lose the slow and casual experience just because you aren't sitting on a single resource-gathering base.

I gave up on the final boss of Sekiro

>>724476345 (OP)
i like to be hit by every move in a game, it feels like i haven't experienced the whole game if i don't know what the consequences of failure are

I make autistic backstories for my characters in Etrian Odyssey and have an excel sheets and some docs detailing why they're on this adventure and their relationship to each other.

>>724478615
Not gaming related but I also spend a lot of time trying to find just the right kind of "slowburn romance" fiction in vain.

>>724500238
>now it's birds winding me up.

>>724500238
>I picked up a Tonka truck and threw it across the room

I got filtered by dark souls 3 after wanting to try the series out due to hearing so much about it and it completely killed my interest in the entirety of the genera

>>724500238
Same shit with me
I had to move out of my last apartment because apparently throwing a brick through your neighbors cars window because they won't stop blasting shitty hispanic music at 3am is frowned upon by society

>>724477682
This.
But the worst part is I blueball myself for hours since I usually never finish until I beat the game then re-visit a good CG, and if the game's shit (95% of them) then I spent 1 to 2 hours or more for nothing and have to go to the next one on repeat.

>>724476345 (OP)
I 100%'d Shadow the Hedghog twice

>>724476345 (OP)
I made a Femshep in Mass Effect on my first playthrough back on release and didn't even finish the game, just backed her up in those Citadel elevators and jacked off to that crotch-huggging space suit.

That's not that embarrassing or autistic it's just the first thing that came to mind.

I’ve only played dr2 and UDG and watched game grumps for 1 and 3. I don’t even like game grumps and was tired of it by the second chapter of 1 but kept watching instead of switching to a no commentary run. If anyone asks I played all the games
Also I jerked off to that one scene in UDG that plays like an h-game, it felt obligatory.

>>724502780
Yeah that's a pretty hard one to start off with, it's hyper-balanced to make sure you're rolling and poking bosses for a good long while.
I like them but you're not missing that much.

>>724484758
please give me a link, I need to hear this shit myself

>>724496179
its entirely possible I won't say which developer I am but I will say ive had my hands on a lot of mods over the years.

I almost always use a guide.

>>724503680
I think that's a habit worth breaking.

>>724476345 (OP)
I'm super autistic about how I progress in games
in games with varying builds I always end up as a purist
>oh a strength and dexterity sword item?
>save it for the the dedicated strength and dexterity sword character
>yeah I could use it just fine on this one but this is the strength and dexterity spear character
this is usually combined with a themed character design or an outright "cosplay" build
my worst one is with WoW, I'm new to it so I haven't experienced all the expansions therefore I refuse to use DK, monk, or DH (evoker is locked to the tranny race so fuck that). only when I play through WOTLK will I "unlock" DK, MOP for monk, so on and so forth. same applies to races, I only unlocked kul tirans and mechagnomes because I started with BFA since that interested me most. my disappointment was immense. I just finished all of kalimdor and EK cata revamps so now I'm making a character to play the actual cata zones which will unlock me the dark iron dwarves and the MOP expansion.
another thing is that some games I get attached to certain characters and dislike others so much that I'll end up making it a challenge because I use inefficient combos. I only use the characters I like in darkest dungeon despite jester and abomination being top tier, I play the same two guys in l4d1 and 2, and I make fire emblem games harder because I usually end up with bad class amounts.
going back to the build/character thing: I have a severe issue with originality. I did cosplay builds for fun at first but now I lost the ability to create original characters for games except for the two games where I actually like the world so I can at least make something with a fitting name and look but even then they still feel so boring compared to the thrill of recreating a character's appearance and weaponry from another game. I cant just pick up any weapon, it has to be one that fits them, they have to take choices they would, etc etc. very restricting for first playthroughs.

>>724500238
this is beyond nigger behavior and now entering full on woman temperament, I'm sorry you have anger issues but fuck man that's embarrassing

I had a rape fetish since I first fapped in the 6th grade, so I play games with girl characters in them, then lose on purpose, then jack off imagining the enemies raping the girl. First game I did it with was FFIII on the SNES; that Celes scene where she gets beaten by the soldiers gave me a stiffy. I've been doing this for years (31 now) and it's influenced my decision to play and even buy certain games. I have save files just for fapping too. It's pretty messed up, but my upbringing was also messed up. Oh well.

>>724507012
Everyone thinks rape is at least kind of hot, anon, kind of comes prebaked into sexuality. Only shameful part is that you're getting off to the idea of other people doing it, sad day when you don't even get to be a part of your own sexual fantasy.

>>724507498
>Everyone thinks rape is at least kind of hot
No actually.

>>724507571
That's because you're 20 and still scared of intimacy. Once you loosen up you can admit things to yourself without being weird about it.

>>724485369
>female npc mod
Are we talking like random anime shit or does female02 do it for you?

>>724507843
Not even close.

>>724490601
anon-sama.. i..i kneel..

>>724486312
TRUTH. NUKE.

>>724479418
Who said I was?

>>724479083
I switched some of the games I play to medium and changed the physics. Was sick of battling every time I played and it sucked the fun out of it. Also had a third party controller which was horrible.

>>724476345 (OP)
I jorked my little cock to the Duke 3D strippers.

>>724508250
You did, airhead >>724479319

>>724476345 (OP)
I downloaded cheat engine for the very last set of reinforcements in the final chapter of an SRPG trilogy because I didn’t want to reload a save from a couple moves prior. I still feel bad about this one because it only saved about 2 minutes and I really liked the series.

>>724508339
kek

>>724490617
Was it schizophrenia?

Be a genuine married female and get ranked platinum in pvp ranked competitive for Destiny 2, got my glorious title. Have unbroken from before too.

>>724491292
How is this supposed to be embarrassing? I do the same thing when I play New Vegas. It's more immersive than carrying 299 lbs of shit and hoarding over 50 stimpaks and super stimpaks.

Me and my mom used to play Sims 2 on the PS2, which had a co-op mode. My mom was going through a divorce with my dad at the time, and she one day when we were playing together and she began initiating romance interactions on my sim. Kissing, hugging, and eventually trying to marry me. After a bit I got uncomfortable and began backing out of the actions and she got extremely mad and after that refused to ever play video games with me ever again.

I was obsessed with Doki Doki Literature Club in high school. Liked Natsuki. Made my profile pic her and my profile name. Started playing TF2 and roleplayed a for a day I was her. Stopped when I got laughed out of a server when I said in chat "Angerly eats cupcake." when we lost a round. Kinda thankful for it cause I immediately stopped being so autistic.

I adore Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West. The games also helped me come to terms with the decades of mental/sexual abuse I faced as a result of my involvement with the Catholic Church. The series captures what it's like to be a loner/outcast better than any other game.
I've read every Halo novel and comic
I suck at Mario Kart and Smash Brothers despite playing them for years. I only play single player because multiplayer gives me massive anxiety no matter the game
I never seed
I'm 99% sure I'm autistic or have asperger's syndrome. I think that's at least partially why I'm so terrible at games.

>>724497187
How bad are we talking here? Like Pchooly level rage or just a few colorful words in the game chat?

>>724508942
>in high school
What-
>2017
FUCK

>>724508942
So, you went from being happy to being miserable?

>>724476345 (OP)
I'm a young widower. I spent hours making a character in Honey Select based on her, then had to fight the urge to throw my PC out the window because I felt I had created an abomination.

>>724484325
Try Kingdoms and Castles. You just repel wolves and invaders (if you even want them) and most of your time is spent making sure people have water and you aren't going broke.

>>724507571
>>724507984
cope.

>>724509240
my sin also related to hs2 lol

I have had two friends since hs that while I never had emotional crushes on them, I thought both of them were super hot and got really obsessed about sexually owning them. I made characters after them in multiple porn games including HS2 where I went really deep into them making scenarios and shit. We broke things off last year (funny enough without them finding any of this out) because they were starting to treat me and the other two guys part of the friend-group as esentially on demand boyfriends who had to pay for shit and we wouldn't have it.

I still sometimes make AI gooner shit of them.

>>724486414
> Spend $3000 building an actually decent rig, good motherboard and psu, not just a gpu with lights
> get a 4k monitor and surround sound set up
> set wallpaper to bliss
> play d2, roller coaster tycoon, and freelancer on it

>>724479687
aww, that's sweet anon
I bet she was happy as your girlfriend

>>724479687
That's cute

>>724476345 (OP)
>>724490617
I had a crush on Toy Chica from FNAF 2 as a kid. Before I quit porn a few years ago, I did jerk to animations of Chica a few times. Thankfully, I was never schizo enough to go full-on robophiliac lmao. I still regret it, though.

>>724490617
>>724509868
Fnaffags aren't klankers, you idiots are furries.

>>724489395
not vidya but
> go to friends house to watch a movie
> it's burn after reading
> his mom walks in and sees george clooney, walks out to unpack groceries
> "So what's the movie about?"
> walks back in right as clooney is showing off the giant assfucking dildo machine
> we all just stare blankly at her while she stares at the screen
> "so what's this movie about?"

I leveled Dex

>>724476345 (OP)
Spent about 4 months turning Skyrim into some gooner rpg fantasy, creating scenes and stories to match most NPCs in the game. Had a whole system to create screenshots, videos and upload it on Patreon and Pornhub to win money. During a post-nut clarity moment I realized that I was selling my intelligence and creativity to lust and escapism, then I deleted everything even the backups. I feel a strong repulsion to porn and videogames now, is crazy.

>>724500421
>The employees looked at me with increasing disdain every time I brought it back in pieces

>>724507961
like any highly detailed female model, Faith from mirrors edge, Ashely from re6 not the butter face half life 2 girl models.

But yeah giants turn me on for some reason

>>724485610
I mean it was explicitly stated to you in the basement and you didn't listen lmao

>>724511526
Maybe you're into getting dominated or something. It kind of makes sense, those two characters could 100% kick your ass if they existed in real life. But fapping to Garry's Mod is genuinely more embarrassing than looking up giantess porn LMAO. I think you just need to log off for a while, shit's not healthy.

>>724500238
>now it's birds winding me up
https://youtu.be/9LQ9yXgg8fE?t=20

>>724477168
Kek OP just participate in the thread or fuck off if you don't like it but stop being a wee bitch about it

>>724476345 (OP)
Had a phase in 2022 where I jacked off with dwarf fortress porn mods almost every day.
v47.05, didn't even use a tileset just pure ASCII and text, traveling the world in adventure mode banging random chicks, succubi, and monstergirls in between killing bandits. Made and tweaked a few mods also.
Not sure what caused my autism to spike during that period.

>>724492264
Underage

I've spent a combined 137 days worth of gameplay on overwatch.

I once rage quit an online multiplayer game of Star Wars Battlefront on PS2, then swung the controller by the cord and smashed it into pieces on the floor

>>724512848
don't ever play that trash again

>>724511949
honestly it could be worse desu

>>724489256
Based, honestly didn't even know there were female npcs in jak.

>>724476345 (OP)
I used to spend lots of time at Android phone slops instead of playing proper games at consoles and PC

>>724511949
how would Ashley kick my ass?
she can't do shit against the villagers or bug people

>>724489256
In Fallout 3 I used to hire the prostitute and then kill her, undress her body, and pose her in suggestive positions on the bed.

>>724490617
It makes me sad you are like this.

>>724511949
I'm into that and honestly it's embarrassing as fuck. I would never admit this IRL.
Enjoying being dominated by a stronger girl just isn't a fantasy you can ever recreate in real life. Women are all insecure subs and hate even the idea of being strong.

>>724514097
>Women are all insecure subs and hate even the idea of being strong
FUCK

I beat Star Wars Shadows of the Empire back in 97 and made it 100x times harder because I didn't know there was a strafe button

>>724514097
If it makes you feel any better my gf cheated on me with a guy who enjoyed being pegged. I'll send her along your way

>>724476345 (OP)
I had a little walkman CD player and listened to nothing but age of empires 2 soundtrack played directly from the game CD, on repeat, for 4 hours a day for a couple years straight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrrr7w4wz18
This. Just on repeat through shitty little foam headphones. Blocking out the world, everything.
>why didn't you just play the game?

Banned from computer for playing on it too much.
Listening to it again right now really makes me remember how shitty my teens were.

>>724479319
That's based.

>>724478615
>try to search for reader-insert fics of anything from the past like 5 years
>90% of it is exclusively fempov

>>724514172
it's so over anon

>>724514207
LMAO no way. How do you even feel about that?
anyway I don't enjoy being pegged, I'm into feet which is arguably worse by modern standards

>>724483806
I brute forced all of them because I knew the number of possible combinations was small and I was too lazy search for clues

>>724485369
I think there are tools you can use to make them giant inside the map too.
Or use one of those space maps with all the small planets.

>>724512251
fine
I gooned to paz in peace walker with the 3D model viewer and liked to roleplay as I was dating her in the game by doing the same mission over and over and over again

>>724514456
feet is better than pegging imo
it’s a shame that a lot of muscle women content is femdom, so that automatically makes it a shit tier fetish in my eyes

>>724476345 (OP)
I install coom mods in almost every game I play because I'm 26 and sexless.
I don't even jack off to the game either that's the worst part.

>>724503663
do you think you can make a mod that enables multiple modded races at the same time that you can choose while in race menu just like how skyrim does it, but for fallout 4?

>>724482034
I remember doing that
I got laughed at on gamefaqs for asking

>>724514706
It ain't shit tier when it's wrestling sex and the girl is winning

>>724513964
Every teenage boy did that and still does in any game with moveable bodies. it wasn't about the murder or any corpsefucker shit, it's just that was the only way to pose people without mods

I always attempt to look up skirts of any model in a game

Jacked off to the whorehouse ambience audio in New Vegas where you can hear multiple chicks getting railed.

I couldn't figure out a certain puzzle in Talos Principle 2, but I knew I was on the right track. Once I looked up the solution I was demoralized how close I was and stopped playing for the last 2 years.

I also have been using motion blur in more and more games and I don't hate it as much anymore.

I played through Portal with no dialogue. A combination of me being eager to play and the game being so short meant that by the time it twigged that there should be more going on, I was basically almost done anyway. I thought it was just part of the atmosphere to begin with so I just kept going. Not massively embarrassing but pretty stupid in hindsight.

>>724515592
Jesus christ, that's awful. Do you have a link, maybe a youtube link of a sample of this audio? Maybe one of those 10 hour ambience videos? I want to know firsthand how awful you really are.

>>724515654
What's wrong with motion blur? It's like these fat fucks have never moved quickly in their entire lives

>>724515816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UzBPrxghh0
Starts at around 0:53

>>724514857

I can get like sex mods in skyrim or something like that but I don't get people who install nude texture mods
maybe lewd/risque clothing mods for a replay just to keep things interesting but if i wanted to jerk off to games, I'd just play h-games

>>724514445
>Finally find some male pov shit
>Still very obviously written by a fujo and is exclusively about lame bishounen characters that appeal to chicks
>The rare few written by men are about basic boring anime girls
>None for the characters I like

>>724514445
>fic tagged as ambiguous gender
>literally not even one full chapter in there's a mention of a character grabbing the reader's tits

>>724516690
To be fair, men also have tits

>>724476345 (OP)
I played league of legends from 2010 to 2023. I should've quit when the woke garbage started but I didnt. I regret the last 5 years I played of that godawful game so bad.

Edated another man for a year in a mmo I miss him

I reloaded hundreds of times until I was able to successfully slow walk out of the Sierra Madre vault with all the gold bars

When I first played DMC1 I didn’t use my pistols to juggle enemies at all. I only figured that out halfway through hard mode.

>>724516474
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo

>>724516928
>anon never learned how to let go
how's that treating ya

>>724476345 (OP)
I cheat engine'd exp in Sekiro to get the final "unlock all skills you're not gonna use" achievement because I was too lazy to farm for 3 hours straight and had stuff to better spend my time on
Covenant farming in DS3 was enough "farming to a podcast" for a lifetime

>>724517747
that DLC sucked shit, there was no way I was leaving without a reward

I used to use the PS2 controller to masturbate.

No, I'm not a woman.

I once played kingdom hearts 2 final mix on critical mode and it may have been the most fun i had playing a video game in my life. i literally tore my shirt off and starting yelling at the video game like an excited negro in the data xigbar fight

I look up guides for most of the puzzles I encounter in games

>>724496056
name the game

>>724518367
>used to have a little nugget phone be my first phone as a preteen
>had a shitty driving game on it, kinda boring
>one day i notice if you veer off road the whole phone vibrates hard
>....
>what if-

>>724518579
What is it about both pepe newfags and soijak kiddies that makes them save and post hundreds of variants of their avatar of choice?

>>724476345 (OP)
Once i jerked off to that morrowind quest where you deliver a khajiit slave and the guy guts her with a knife to take the moon sugar she was smuggling in her stomach.

>>724488776
>erp
>with yourself
That's a new low, dude

>>724476345 (OP)
I had to google the Golden Claw puzzle. How was I supposed to know you could inspect and rotate items?

>>724519531
>>724483806
>>724514469
It literally tells you how to rotate items the first time you look at a claw in your inventory. Are you illiterate, or just in too much of a hurry?

>>724508928
this is the saddest thing in this thread

>>724476345 (OP)
When I was a kid I would save a game, forget if I saved or not, then save again. This would often repeat multiple times. I swear there were times I saved 10 times in a row. Even now I’ll very occasionally double save because I forgot and just want to make sure.

>>724509083
I don't want to be old anymore.

>>724479456
literally me. there’s nothing more relaxing to me than playing with bots while watching something else on my second monitor

One time I disconnected my memory card while saving my Digimon World game because I noticed it said I shouldn't do that, and it corrupted my 100+ hour save. never played that piece of shit again

>>724476345 (OP)
I bought MGSV and Ground Zero at release, at full price.

I sabotage Fire Emblem relays every single time they start cuz it's funny

>>724476345 (OP)
I have a job and I go to the gym

>>724476345 (OP)
I tried so hard to play starcraft 2's campaign and get into it but I got to the one mission where you had to deal with occasional lava rising up and I hated it so much that it completely filtered me out of not only SC2 but strategy games as a complete whole.
It sucks because my best friend loves the game. But he only really plays custom games like Direct Strike

>>724519727
I don't believe you.

>>724520073
i had the same problem. thankfully a lot of games are telling you when you last saved, what time it was, hours youve played, and all that so it gives a better indication. most games also autosave, so most I lose out on is only a few minutes to an hour or something

>>724490601
Nice.
Feed me details of Mona, Lisa and Paimon.

>>724476345 (OP)
I sometimes get up and autistically pretend I'm holding and shouldering a rifle when playing mil shooters whenever I get up to stretch my legs and basically pretend to be teh MC and shit.
...
Sometimes I just do it with my actual rifle when it's not put away.

>>724488776
>tfw i spend $60 to erp with myself and this has been a thing since 2010
Dude just get into AI chatbots at this point.

>>724476345 (OP)
I noclipped through a decently-sized portion of the salt mine puzzles in Portal 2 in 2011.

>>724476345 (OP)
I made a fankid/OC for a fandom and it got so popular that it completely ruined the thread for /vg/ because of the constant discourse around people who liked and disliked the character.

Whenever I have to drag a large object I pretend I’m naked snake dragging a body and hum that song that plays in groznyj grad

>>724476345 (OP)
I was unironically filtered by the Greybeard mountain in Skyrim. I could not figure out how to get up it and dropped the game.

>>724521212
no fucking way

>>724519139
Space Station 13
The game sucks now don't even bother with it.

>>724521432
>The game sucks now don't even bother with it.
trust me, i know.

>>724476345 (OP)
I unknowningly sent pictures of myself to a pedo over Runescape when I was 9 years old in exchange for GP. But don't worry, lads. I earned 125k.

>>724521483
CP for GP. hehehehe

Despite over 500 hours of playtime between them, I have never finished a TES or Fallout games main story

>>724521886
i did once. legion playthrough. then on my next ones i added so many mods and sidequests that they sidetracked me forever

>>724521743
kek, thats pretty good

>>724480778
I feel that. I'd probably do this with the sewers too if the patch didnt fix that

>>724476345 (OP)
I've played RuneScape nonstop (no days off) since 2006 and I have 7 max XP accounts, and over 20 accounts total.

>>724521274
Yep I tried it again 3 years later and have no idea how I was so retarded the first time.

>>724521212
it's literally a path up the mountain

>>724522719
the first time I just hopped up the mountain, didn't feel like finding the path

>>724476345 (OP)
I spent like two thousand dollars gambling for jpegs in a porn gacha I downloaded from Nutaku.

I kept a fortnite crew sub going just to rack in skins. I haven't even touched fortnite since festival was first introduced.

>>724517287
underrated lmao

I like the Final Fantasy series.
I've only ever finished XIII and Dirge of Cerberus.

>>724513045
I had a separate Xbox 360 controller to throw and smash whenever I got pissed playing Battlefield 3 or trying to beat CoD4's Mile High Club on Veteran.

>>724490437
it was fun while it lasted

>>724476345 (OP)
I masturbated to female Xbox 360 avatars.

>>724483506
i would eat her pussy clean
>>724476345 (OP)
my most embarrassing vidya sin is that i used AI to make text-based RPGs and actually enjoy them to the point where I've done it for two years by this point. Very much looking forward to seeing how the technology advances but it'd probably be healthier to write fics.

>>724525478
I'm more of a Mii type of guy, but to each their own.

I called players niggerfaggots on XBL

When I play Fallout or Skyrim I like to find isolated female NPCs and murder and dismember them. I do this consistently. I'm not even a gurofag, I only do it because rape mods are a mess.

>>724525881
ai text rpgs are actually ludo. my favorite is being a spacecraft salvager navigating my way through spooky alien infested derelict vessels for salvage

>>724526621
>ai text rpgs
what do you mean?

>>724526621
Mine is one set in Star Trek after the Dominion War. Starfleet Academy dropout that joined the Maquis and unfortunately ended up on Voyager.

>>724481289
To be fair, Aztec on 00 Agent is complete bullshit, but I don't think you were talking about that.

I played through all of The Surge under the impression I couldn't install more than one healing mod, an assumption I made for no reason, so I beat the entire game with only 3 charges.
I never once thought to break the angel statues everywhere in TEW2, but I did notice them, I just never thought to hit them a single time, so I beat the entire game without a single locker.

>>724476345 (OP)
In terms of actual sins, I helped my cousin steal a Mewtwo from some kid who lived on his street. We invited him out to play, then after a while I excused myself to go use the bathroom. Instead, I went into his bedroom, found his Game Boy, linked it up with mine, then traded a Ratatta for his Mewtwo. Then I left, we hung out for a few more minutes, then my cousin and I went back to my cousin's house. Never told the kid what we did.

I also scammed some simps out of their rare items in some online games by pretending to be a teenage girl and flirting with them. I was in middle school at the time.

my Fallout 3 character died from drinking a little girl's radioactive piss

I only beat resident evil 4 on professional using knight Ashley

shit is just too stressful with a vulnerable ash

>>724476345 (OP)
for the past month all I've been playing is spider solitaire because I can't bring myself to play anything from my steam library.

>>724526992
>marine O-3 wears the same insignia as a navy O-5
I get that the uniform colors are completely different but still.

>>724476345 (OP)
I paid for the FFXIV expansion because I hated 2.0 patch content so much, I paid to SKIP playing a game

>>724527735
>stole a kid's mewtwo
you know you can get him at the end of the game right?

I was playing L4D2 with some friends. It was the carnival map with the gnome. We spent the hours carrying that gnome through to the end. We were fighting off the final wave and everyone is down but me. The helicopter rolls in and everyone is shouting at me to get the gnome, but I'm not gonna make it. I just get in and end the level as the sole survivor. I left the gnome behind. This happened 15 years ago and I still think about it at least once a month. I doubt my friends even remember, but I'll always live with regret.

>>724528212
Yeah, one. My cousin wanted a whole team of them.

>>724528295
Why? Did you actually know kids with pokemon and link cables?

>>724528438
Yeah, he lived in a neighborhood full of kids who were into Pokemon (this was during the Gen 1 Pokemania, late '90s). I imagine at least a few of them had link cables. I know I did, even though I didn't live around many other kids my age.

>>724528598
1. get two games
2. beat them both, collect two mewtwos, transfer one to the game in which you want entire team
3. that's two already, now you just need four more
4. beat the game four more times, transfer those fuckers to your other game
5. ???
6. profit

too much work I guess?

I use cheats

>>724528746
>1. get two games
With what money? We were kids. You really think any parent was going to buy two copies of the same damn game?

And yeah, stealing and trading for them was easier. I know he got at least 2 more Mewtwos after that one I stole. I remember him talking about grinding the Elite 4 to train Pikachus up to Lv100 and trading them to kids for their Mewtwo, because some of the kids on his street were younger and didn't realize what a lopsided trade that was.

>>724529036
look all I'm saying is that it was FUCKED UP of you to steal my fucking mewtwo.

>>724476345 (OP)
I've probably had sex with/raped like more than half the NPCs in Skyrim using various mods, including a lot of the beast race NPCs

>>724528241
Fucking disgusting. You make me sick. Gnome Chomsky is waiting for you in hell when you die.

>>724491292
I did this with Skyrim and while it made me appreciate the map more, most of the quests are about going back and forth. Civil war is atrocious.

>>724476345 (OP)
I used the invincibility glitch to beat pantheon of hallownest. Absrad broke me.

>>724508942
This isn't that embarrassing. I used to roleplay characters all the time, it's fun, just limit yourself to doing it in a game where it makes sense.
I still fondly remember Nioh 1.
>Be okayish at soulsshit so I got the achievement for finishing the game when something like 0.1% of players had it.
>Unlocked the costume to look like the bad guy.
>Unlocked the guardian spirit he steals from you at the start of the game.
>Have a metric ton of spirit stones I've saved.
>Equip all three.
>Join game with random who's still halfway through the game.
>Chow down on a bunch of stones.
>Summon their kidnapped spirit waifu in front of them.
>Stand there playing point and laugh gestures at them while she floats around my head.
>Quit the second her summon runs out.

>>724514207
There was a fucking strafe button?
That shit was my first vidya, I played the whole thing with just thumbstick.

>>724489476
>he rested his heels

>>724485301
very based and lost control of your life pilled

I used to tie women up and drag them on my horse in RDR and masturbate

>>724530476
Wasn't there an achievement for it?

>>724530839
I don't remember. If I got one the first time I definitely forgot about it instantly because of my boner.

>>724476345 (OP)
I am in love with Rochelle from Left 4 Dead 2. I don't even really like playing the game anymore, I just play so I can be around her, see her cute smile and warm charming personality. I'm 32 and have not had sex or touched a woman in 7 years.

>>724531317
there isnt even any good r34 of Rochelle
you are a rare breed

>>724479750
>t.

>>724508608
Never got it diagnosed, I don't have health insurance and it doesn't actively affect the way I live my life.
>>724509868
>>724509942
My focus was on the robotics. I can't explain why but there's something I find very comforting about machines with set routines that don't have germs that will likely outlive me. I'm getting hot and bothered just thinking about them. My dream girl would be an arcade cabinet with an ai crammed into it.
>>724514040
It gets lonely sometimes but I believe I won't be lonely much longer in the grand scheme of things. There are several dedicated "robophiles" working on bridging the gap right now.

>>724533565
kek

>>724479319
That didn't happen.

>>724531317
>Rochelle
I've seen people into some strange or niche characters but...Jesus Christ man you can do better.

>>724530839
That's for leaving one tied up on the tracks til they get run over.