Thread 724520000

Are you ready for the resurgence of local multiplayer games now that AI physical companions are about to become commonplace?

that specific robot is controlled by someone, probably an indian, for most of the tasks.
keep that in mind before you fuck it.

>>724520000 (OP)
waste of quads, you are gay

>>724520000 (OP)
A sad mimicry of a sad creature

OpenAI BEST fucking company on planet. OpenAI RAPES Nvidia and Deepseek. Dam Altman best fucking employer with smartest employees, best fucking paying jobs best in industry.

>>724520137
Lmao all you cumskins instantly blaming India for everything. Best education, best birthrate highest GDP in world we are richest immigrants best test scores all you're women want us.

>>724520137
I think for 20k something that could passively clean and organize my house; even if it was really slow at it, would 100% be worth it.
but knowing there's some guy in Mumbai piloting it to save on GPU costs because it can't actually do what's advertised makes me think we're still 20 years off.

>>724520000 (OP)
saar your washer can not redeem

>>724520450
I do think this shit is trying to go too fast. How about we make a better roomba first before making an entire robot.

>>724520450
jeet is going to steal your ssn

>>724520567
yeah, they're trying to capitalize on the fantasy of having an in-home bot, but it's nowhere near good enough.
Boston dynamics only has a handful of actual commercial applications and they're still human supervised so not even really saving all that much time or money.
their truck unloading/pallet stacking bot still has to be driven by a person because it would run over and kill workers otherwise.

>>724520945
Its like we're skipping a step. Instead of one autonomous robot why not make more AI-driven bots with specific jobs. Like a pair of arms that can be installed at the dishwasher. Another pair at the sink. More at the washer/dryer, etc. It feels like the next logical step but we'd rather just get skynet over with first.

>>724521339
I just dont get what the point of it is, if you build a bot that can replace humans in every aspect who's gonna be left earning money to buy the bot?
if you, a public for-profit company, automate money out of the equation what motivation is left?

schizos always say new world order or to have humans as slaves or whatever, but I truly think they just haven't thought that far ahead, or believe they'll never get there and always be able to deliver value to shareholders.

>>724520000 (OP)
the asmon video was funny
can't wait until I own a robot that pajeets control to do my chores lmao

>>724520137
>>724520337
>jeets will be remote controlling sex robots
>the men will be bending over taking it from first world gigachads who have trancsended the need for women, now that they have sexy robot jeets

this is what jeets were created for, to be robotic slaves for the master races.

>force bot to play the grindy MMO for you
kek

>>724520610
Imagine coming home one day and catching it going through your documents and shit.

Or like, you take a shower and it clumsily opens the door, walks in, and just stands there staring at you.

>>724522612
>Or like, you take a shower and it clumsily opens the door, walks in, and just stands there staring at you.
im fucking dying

>>724522612
This robot is subservient to me right?

>>724520337
>blaming India for everything
Who does this? They make the planet worse and don't contribute anything positive but they aren't really to blame for anything. We make fun of them because they're disgusting, have no morals, and ruin companies.

>>724520337
"AI" has proven to be "An Indian" many times lol

>>724520137
>Ask robot to clean the bathroom
>Indian controller short circuits and AI has to take over

>>724522727
Hahaha, no. This is the hilarious part about AI companions, especially the "anime sex robots" that virgins are eagerly hoping for. None of these things will be allowed to exist in a permanent "offline mode." They'll have to phone home constantly, and all it's going to take is one bored intern working at the I, Robot labs to install an update that makes your robo maid "glitch" and do something to fuck you over. Especially the sex ones; when you're having sex with her, there's always a slight probability she's going to scream the name of her programmer because he wants to cuck you.

>>724521339
This thing is meant to be remote controlled so they can collect data.

LLMs, or the tech driving them, requires data. So when Robojeet #40435 does your dishes, he will be training the AI. And after 17 years of being your slave the robot will then take his job.

>>724520000 (OP)
>AI physical companions are about to become commonplace
Not before industrial sector and these are still years away from commercial release. That clanker is 100% a meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS4rOqNDTBk

>>724522580
you can just buy china grinded coins

>>724523404
nah they comin

>>724523690
Walking isn't hard problem to solve at this point.

How did China revolutionize robotics in just two years? We've been hearing about those faggot american robot dogs for like 15 years and nothing came out of that shit

>>724523993
Progress comes from people. The west is in super demoralized stagnation mode, fighting off a commie/muslim/jewish takeover while China is a nation full of energetic and well educated youth who have a lot of money to play with.

>>724520000 (OP)
Elon musk will make pic related real in out lfietime

>>724523993
probably working on some secret military crap for DOW

>>724524376
>the same elon musk that just censored grok imagine so you can't even make an animation of clothed, jiggling boobs
yeah sure

>>724523993
same way they in 5 years reached space when nasa don't even know how to build rockets now

>>724523993
They're not allowed to innovate and are too demoralized/scared to make without government permission. They gotta wait to steal whatever US makes first

>>724524524
Bro you good?

I think gaming might actually die in our generation

zoomers and gen A don't care about it

cheating, AI, and other factors and already killing multiplayer

>>724524610
Are you, elon reply guy?

>>724524651
You gotta touch grass, being a hateful little retard isn't cool.

>>724524730
Take Elon's cock out your mouth, bro

>>724524775
That little joke really set off your autistic ass huh

>>724520000 (OP)
I don't like these soft body robos

>>724524858
Pointing out you are retarded really made you mad, huh

>>724520000 (OP)
>remote controlled by some third worlder
>probably doesn't even have enough gpu power to ever be properly AI controlled
Then it gets hacked and the hacker remote controls the robot to kill you in your sleep

>>724525130
>the hacker remote controls the robot to kill you in your sleep
given how "fast" and "precise" its movements are, I wouldn't worry about that

>>724524874
>I want to lose my toes

>>724525130
>>724520137
What are you on about thurd

>>724525328
You don't need to be all that fast or precise to push a gun into your head and pull the trigger or stab you in the neck with a knife. If that's too hard, how about boiling a big pot of water and pouring that on your head or lifting up a heavy object and dropping it on your head

Even if you don't die, it can cripple you for life

>>724525336
It's a fake robot, retard. Some remote worker is controlling it through a vr headset

>>724525606
source?

>>724525653
Every single source of information about it, dumb asshole

>>724520000 (OP)
>ai is the equivalent of an extremely slow down syndrome kid
Damn this shit ain't ready yet.

man, i want, like, robo-crabs to take care of my lawn
i emphatically don't want a robo-"friend", that's just pathetic. what's with the rush to replace human beings with simulacrums?

>>724525861
i will hock the biggest nastiest loogie on these things every time i am forced to use one

>>724523690
two of those are real people

>>724526105
you will regret that

>>724520000 (OP)
OP has never heard of bots what a retard

>>724525718
Post the actual source dumbass.

they'll make them super gay and implement gay ai recognition so your robot won't be able to pick up your gun

>>724520000 (OP)
today it's load dishwasher, tomorrow it's load machine gun

>>724526742
>Gets BTFO, doubles down
Call over your pajeet bot to google it for you

>>724526872
I accept your concession.

future's looking bright

>>724520232
>OpenAI RAPES Nvidia
Anon they aren't in competition.
Nvidia makes its money from OpenAI and OpenAi needs Nvidia to sell it chips.
I know this is a shitpost but still

>>724527331
the truth is far more unsettling.
just a handful of companies are investing hundreds of billions into each other in some sort of shell game.
when the bubble bursts, the economy is going to fucking collapse.

>>724527658
Yes, that too, though the amount of inter-mingled investment is overstated by some; the majority of their inflated valuation does still come from external investors.

>>724527658
2 more weeks

>>724527710
>he amount of inter-mingled investment is overstated by some
Nvidia just invested like $300B into OpenAI, who has heavily invested in Nvidia. staggering amounts of money are going around in circles with nothing of value really being created, and the vortex is sucking in even more money all the time.

>>724527814
just to $300B in perspective, Nvidia just invested a little under $1k into this shit for every single us citizen

>>724520000 (OP)
>5 minutes
those plates were already in the dishwasher, that's 5 minutes to grab 2 cups from the sink and put them in the dishwasher, not even prepping and starting the actual thing

>>724520337
Africa beats your birthrate by a lot and I'm not gonna even bother doing anything but laugh at your other claims.

>>724523302
Anything can be jailbroken

>>724523690
Those are people

>>724526105
you will do nothing, as usual

>>724525336
the AI is shit and can't learn to do everything so you can activate a literal remote controlled mode by a human.

>>724526118
>>724528412
no they so good you got fooled

ASSUME THE POSITION

>>724527658
And we just get to watch ha ha..

>>724528298
And it broke its finger in the process

>>724527814
>nothing of value really being created,
??? they're making AI

>>724525861
WOAH!
Those people in the background move super fast

>>724529456
it's sped up