Thread 724521609

Life keeps forcing cruel choices

Are all you really that bad at hacking?

>>724521609 (OP)
STOP QUOTING PAPA

Does she deserve happiness?

Why are people choosing the slutty girl over the pure one?
Weren't all of you the ones asking for a pure romance? You finally got one and you switch sides?

>>724521690
stats are bugged. I keep getting percentile 100th on everything despite succeeding most missions

does anybody have all the leaks?

>>724521609 (OP)
>Redditpatch

So, if Invisigal turns invisible during sex, can you still see your dick while it's penetrating her, or is it also invisible while it's inside her? Her clothes turn invisible, so is it just anything that's touching her skin goes invisible? In that case would you also go invisible when she does? If you cum in her mouth, can you see the cum go down her invisible throat, or does the cum just become invisible too?

Let’s see that mouth

>>724521814
This is clearly an Audrey Belrose situation where she's actually a virgin and just puts on a front of being slutty because she's insecure.

>>724521609 (OP)
>BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Look at her SEETHE

>has wet dream
>immediately starts sexually harassing her coworker

>>724521850
cum inside her is invisible, cum on her face is floating

>>724521609 (OP)
Wish i could take both, but i wanna see Waterboy succeed.
>>724521690
The bar itself isn't working, but the only hacking game i had a shit time with was the assassin one.

>>724521609 (OP)
So realistically as a dispatcher why would some one pick that loser bitch water boy instaed of what is essentially fucking super man with max stats? The depression thing seems like a temp thing but water boy will never out stat the stache

>>724521784

>Roofraiser
>Souler Flare
>Reno
>Knight Light
>knucklebach
>Combat Clam
>Glass Master
>Bradical
>Jeremy
>Thundersize
>Horsegirl
>the Illusioneer
>Winter
>Durian
>Big Chungus
>Flamebae
>Malevola
>Punch Up
>Golem
>Prism
>Invisigal
>Coupe
>Sonar

Choose your fighter

Invisibros won so much we're gonna be tired of winning

>>724521920
she was going to ride him right there and get them both fired if they were alone in that room.

>>724521978
why were there two leaderboards?

>>724521978
Combat Clam sounds promising

>>724521905
It's not a subversion of expectations though. She's exactly as slutty as she appears.
If you wanted a modest girl the game gave one to you. So what is it that you actually want?

wait what the fuck... penguinz0 is Sonar? I'm kinda glad I fired him now

>>724521951
i've played enough of these games to know that the joke character becomes an unstoppable giga chad once you level them up enough

>>724521784
>big chungus

>finally proving herself and being happy about it
>wet dream about robert
>movie date
Cemented herself as best girl in the span of two eps. At this point I just can't see BB catching up.

>>724521814
It's strange when I can tell they're the same people who are Laezel fans in Baldur's Gate 3 that go on about how much they hate Shadowheart

I wanna fucking kill Blonde Bitch

>forces me to cut Coupe or Sonar, two of my best agents
>doing so NUKES team cohesian before and after the firing
>forced to replace them with waterfart or depressionman

I WENT FROM A PERFECT CALL SCORE DOWN to 75% FUCK YOU

>>724522005
Funny how she's a closeted bottom

>>724522005
I disappointed my inner hipster when I found out I made the same choice as 2/3rds of other players by going cinema with her.
Fuck, Mecha Man has great chemistry with both.

>>724522097
doesn't matter his water super power is not beating a fucking super man type

>>724522148
I certainly hope /v/ doesnt think less of her for being Jewish

>>724522125
What a disgusting body

>>724522086
I can't unhear him now. Fuck you.

>>724522157
blonde bimbo acts like a slut even if she never figured out alien sex and is too corpo to have a human love life. invisigal is a brat that needs correction.

>>724521978
What are Big Chungus' abilities

Why does she have such a nice apartment?

Why would you tell that to someone

>>724521784
>Does she deserve happiness?
I don't know, but faggots that keep shitting up the board with this reddit-ass visual novel horseshit sure don't.

>>724522281
Thief

>>724522281
Honestly I wish it was a little more "Damn bitch you live like this?"

>>724522294
see >>724522023

>>724522005
>including The Thumb
https://files.catbox.moe/dogmi3.mp4
also nipple peek. very cultured devs

>>724522281
How do you know its hers she could just be breaking into someone's summer home

>>724522294
I thought people appreciated honesty in relationships

>>724521609 (OP)
what is this game how does it work? do i buy the thing on steam? it's episodes right? Do i get the whole game by buying the one thing how to i have to put money in every time?

>>724521609 (OP)
So what's the possibility that Mecha Man will have the option to go the way his gramps and daddy did?

>>724522294
>>724522332
I think it’s better that they keep getting interrupted. Visi is trying to tell herself this is nothing more than lust so she doesn’t have to face the possibility that she caught feelings

>>724521784
Yes, even if she did bomb us.

>>724522343
>Break into someone’s home
>Masturbate in their bed

This is the second game now where I'm determined to help a man with mutton chops find meaning in life

>>724522379
>game
It's an interactive movie.
>do I buy the thing on Steam?
You buy the game once, you wait for updates. There's a release schedule. Two episodes per week until Nov 12th.

>>724521609 (OP)
>noooooooooo these games don't have enough choices!
>noooooooooo these games have choices that are too difficult to make!

>>724522278
Rewrite reality

>>724522492
Not as ridiculous as you might believe.

How did we go from this…

>>724521850
The dude's blood on her in the first episode didn't go invisible when she did, so cum would probably be floating if it's external while anything internal probably disappears.

>>724522384
Zero. Robert always lives in the end.

>>724522384
I think episode 4 made it clear that half the point of this game is that he's gonna impregnate either blonde bimbo or invisibitch and make mechaman number 4. that whole montage of him looking at people with families and then just petting his dog before going on a date makes that point obvious.

>>724522550
…to THIS?

guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue

>>724521951
Robert sees the good in people and wants to give Waterboy a chance

I'm sorry Punch Up, she had to go.

>>724522583
Plus he’s contemplating the fact that he himself didn’t get a proper childhood

Tumblr doesn't allow people to like blonde characters anymore

>>724522638
not even real men live as spartan as this, most dudes that live like this at least have a mattress on the ground, though I suppose he threw his out just so that he didn't kill poisonous gay man in episode 1.

>>724522638
>heckin pupperino
I have m*llennial and roastie fatigue

>>724522638
>Go to work, go home

>>724522114
what's his super power

>>724521951
I'm playing by mumen rider rules, It doesn't matter if your weak, only if you care

>>724522638
Better?

So are there any actual things happening in this game, some evil to stop, mission to complete etc, or is it just relationship drama?

>>724522626
WOMEN IS A TRIP, ROBERT ROBERTSON

>>724522778
based

>>724522638
let me guess, you need "more"?

>>724522778
waterboy is based and personally I would hire him and phenomeman while not firing sonar or coupe.

>>724521814
Because liking tomboys is all about virtue signalling

>>724522809
Yes, things happen. But wifus will take all the attention

>>724522668
>>724522801
>Bat monster or only non obnoxious black lady
Goddamn that was a hard call, punch up can't fuck the demon lady?

>>724522148
That seems more like rushed development. Maybe because of budget limitations and stretching out their writing/cinematics.

WTF is his problem?

>>724522809
Did you miss the first 15 minutes of the first episode or...

>>724522532
ok ty anon

Surely Shroud is making an appearance next week, right?

>>724521978
>knucklebach
lmao

The movie date was cute

Fucking finally the west makes a straight tomboy.
And just like that it's better than 99% of manga because it's not 1000000 chapters of will they/won't they.

>>724522809
surprise tomboy thumb sucking interlude is gonna derail any game's discussion regardless of quality

>Calling…
>Calling…
>Still calling…

>>724521978
list the other chart I want to know who the top three are and where BB is

>>724523056
why was he only sending melon fruit bouquets to her office?

>>724522891
It doesn't help that every woman besides Blazer is "sarcastic and sassy badass" which gets old fast when EVERY woman is that same character.

>>724522725
its honestly a bit ridiculous how "poor" he lives, like this comes off as self-flagellation. he has BB wrapped around his finger so he could easily requisition a bed and maybe even a table for WFH or whatever

>>724523016
How come nobody mentions the soundtrack? I know every focuses on waifushit but the OST is pretty good too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXRFRjuWJs

>>724523016
>She spent the whole time Robert was making his way over there summarizing the first movie
When did it become acceptable for western women to be cute again?

>>724523056
Wish I could hire PM and Waterboy at the same time to give them both a good ending.

Okay, but seriously

Invisigal gave us not only two episodes worth of YEARNING but a full on masturbation Daddy kink scene.

What can BB do to win back the Waifu Wars?

Bigger than any boner I got was the heartboner at the end of the episode during the movie date. That final quick side glance Invisigal gives Robert with a hopeful smile kills me.

>>724523092
Alien autismJ

>>724522924
I closed the youtube video after the double whammy of the critical role jumpscare and main character whining about daddy issues for 5 minutes straight

>>724522912
He doesn't actually have eyes they're just plastic balls.

>>724523109
Obviously this track is the GOAT because it’s when most people realize they’re in for something special
https://youtu.be/RVwh7G7GZsY?si=Urdmj9FX-eaAu0xj

Do women really

>>724521814
BB is pure alright, pure fucking slut

>>724523162
Her disappearing in this scene is 10/10

>>724523137
actually fuck him

>>724523130
What happens to phenomaman if you pick waterboy anyways?

>>724523056
I unironically timed out on the dialogue to tell him the truth bros…

>>724523162
yeah she really Ryand my Goslings when I was trying my best to ignore all her red flags.

>>724523203
Invisigal will fuck him first.

>>724523194
why are there two leaderboards?

>>724523109
episode 1's pacing was way too fast imo but the good soundtrack really helped level it down when it needed to

>>724523191
She's a good girl

>>724521850
She can't be invisible when she can't breath so she can't do invisible deepthroat

>>724523104
I might be reading into something that isn't there. But I think the first episode bluntly establishes that he has a death wish. He outright says he thought he'd die in that suit. He has very limited purpose in life and it revolves burning out in that suit.

>>724523215
I didn't tell him I tried to kiss BB, but I'm saving that for a run where I pick him AND romance BB

>>724523246
Global and local office probably

>>724523214
Probably goes flying into the sun.

>>724523246
left is probably a global thing across all superhero corps, right is SDN

>>724522924
>>724522975
His mask reminds me of that SWTOR head gear.

>make cute but bitchy tomboy
>make her affectionate towards the straight male mc
>the entire internet eats it up
You think other game devs will get the message?

>>724523190
I'm getting Sunglasses Kid/Mitch Murder/The Midnight vibes from the ost. It's a perfect fit.

>>724523318
>>724523337
Who is number one on global? Coudn't read it?

Hi answer this and maybe I buy
>girl has no daddy issues.
>girl is a virgin.
>girl doesn't swear.
>girl isn't religious or political.
>girl isn't tattooed or pierced.
>girl is under 20 years old.
>girl doesn't drink or do drugs.
>girl isn't a fuck up on the job.
>girl doesn't push traditional gender roles.
anything like this in your movie?

I picked Phenomeman because Waterboy has a job and he's honestly fine as is, and like it was said in the game Phenomeman needed a distraction

>>724523109
>>724523190
What genre of music is this? Synthwave?

>>724523345
She's cute, sure, but her biggest selling point is that she's just into you, from the get go.

No chasing needed, she just wants you.

>>724523345
It genuinely is this easy, huh?

>>724522324
i mean we have seen Robert apartment

>>724522160
>Fire somebody I don't like the vibes

>>724523345
unfortunately I think this slipped between the chink in the puritan armor pendulum, cause christians are gonna ban tomboy sex from games and sjws won't suddenly be sex-positive and heteronormative if they get back into power.

>>724523345
No, but also it's not that simple since they have to be well written enough to actually still be likable even when being a bitch and that's beyond the skills of most vidya writers

>>724523393
no ones buying this game we just play it on youtube

The most shocking thing is that Critical Role is involved in the development? Are they like one of the most pozzed things in existence and one of the big reasons why D&D is so gay now?

>>724523447
Robert's den is insane.
I don't think he even has a mattress.

Can I pirate this game and get all the episodes?

>>724523393
the love interests of this game fail this criteria,

DUDE SEX LMAO

>>724523510
Spent it making sure he didn't accidentally kill Toxic if he dropped him

>>724523396
I picked Phen mostly because of his rambling about going into the sun and then kicking earth out of orbit, gotta make sure that doesn't happen, y'know?

>>724523292
The game is very much about Robert finding a will to live after having what he thought was going to be his life snatched away from him. I don't know if it was a deathwish, but I think Robert was content with just living and dying as Mechaman while never really living as Robert Robertson III. It's kind of shocking that he even has a pet considering that he probably lived by knowing he could die any day.

>>724523471
Speak for yourself buddy

>>724523372
That'd be cool if you just told him to get over it and just be not-superman

>>724523536
Yes.
Sex.
The meaning of life btw.
The thing all creatures on earth were birthed to do.

>>724521905
Except Invisigal actually does have a body count. Audrey was lightning in a bottle because she wasn't written by commiefornia faggots.

BLEACHEDbros won

>>724522725
He skeeted on the mattress so he couldn't keep it anyway

>>724523528
course, still gotta wait for them to come out like everyone else tho

>>724523393
>girl is under 20 years old.
She is but the writers want to pretend she's older.

>>724523591
Sex isn't the meaning of life.
Having a family is.

>>724523456
I was really hoping Rob was gonna turn it around and say like he wants this team to stick together but seems like BB is pulling rank on him.
To be fair though, Rob did say not everyone is gonna make it and it isn't gonna be drama free, BB is just holding him to that.

>>724523625
>Tell invisagal you don't want a baby
>She gets flustered and upset
She might be waifu of the year bros

There better be a Shopping scene where the Love Interests help decorate Robert's depression pen and get him some furniture, or move in with the girls, I'll take either.

>>724521951
Way I see it, Waterboy is a good guy that deserves a chance to prove himself

Not-Omni Man is just depressed and at the end of the day hes basically Superman and is already loved by the public, Waterboy fits in way more with our team

>>724523475
critical role is gay DnD improv. the voice actors who play critical role are talented even if they are double unionized, and former telltale is capable of writing quality if they try and aren't limited to a billion paint by numbers licensed properties.

>>724523602
>Coupe with long hair
If she had done this from the get go, I wouldn’t have kicked her out

>>724523582
I know they're just baiting buts its funnier to image some disgruntled DEI devs being pissed off by this game's success.

>>724523614
He used the mattress to break toxic fags fall. Probably left it in the dumpster and never picked up since he went into coma right after

>>724523614
he jacked off in the robot suit too.

>>724522638
>there must be more to life

>>724523471
can see why

>>724522860
>i am poor Royd
>you cant be that poor if you where you wouldnt be meka man
>>>>>

>>724523616
I guess my question is can I carry my progress over? I've never pirated a multi-episode game before so I'm not sure if I need to wait until all the episodes are out before starting?

>>724523345
It's as by the numbers as it gets. When has anyone ever been able to like anyone but the bitchy tomboy?

>>724523747
I was expecting Bob to go
>Royd, the robot IS why I'm poor
since Episode 1, but for some reason he didn't do it

>>724523741
I'm mad I didn't recognize the VA was fucking sloptuber, I even laughed at some of the lines

>>724523709
This is 100% DEI. They simply exercised restraint and valued actual mass appeal.

>>724523104
>like this comes off as self-flagellation
that's the point, no?

>>724523749
Yes. Saves are stored into wherever you installed your OS's appdata folder so it doesn't matter what you do with the actual game's folder.

>>724523846
>DEI but sexy
Why is this so hard for the whole industry to learn?

>>724523816
If the va work is serviceable, what does it matter if it’s a YouTuber?

>>724523741
>upset I cut him
he did COCAINE DURING HIS SHIFT
I was even torn because I needed more charisma in the team but, fuck, dude

>>724523749
Nah, there's a rune repack available that is getting updated in time with the game and it carries progress over, just gotta install each update in order and at a time.

Why do people want to fix damaged goods so badly?

>>724523709
They would only be disgruntled if you had a blonde character who's portrayed positively

>>724522529
FUCK! I knew he seemed familiar for some reason, but I just couldn't place it.

>>724523816
Same. Now that I know who voices him I can't fucking unhear him. Funny how that shit works.

I wanna thank whichever director keeps insisting on the female gaze being added

Sex fucking SELLS

LMAO!!!!

>>724523846
Too many hot straight women.
-1000 credit points deducted.

>>724523906
Prism is the charisma bitch

>>724523673
if you pick phenomaman tells you he was literally only in it for blonde blazer. Obviously he still has common sense but the dudes a time bomb

this is dei I'm not giving you a you

>>724523846
this is the kinda DEI that can actually succeed, that gamers told people to make before we got all spiteful over them ruining every franchise with dogshit writing.

>>724523846
Tomboys are as safe as it gets. People are too afraid to be or like anything else these days.

People all talking about youtuber this, and youtuber that, moist and allanah and jack

I bet none of you realized who Water boy was.

>>724523889
Because both sides are morons and argue in circles because they both have different definitions for DEI.

>>724523906
This was the main thing I cut him for too, I couldn't care less about him getting b8ed by the assassin.
No you can't bust a drug ring and then go on the drugs you bust.

>>724524009
The main villain of the game?

>>724523906
You had him being the charisma guy? He's the brain stat dump dude
I wanted to keep coup but everyone else was too stupid

>>724523956
>hot straight women
>but the only one that anyone is allowed to like is the one who looks like a butch lesbian

>>724523916
Invis deserves love too

>>724523959
>Obviously he still has common sense

No he fucking doesn't, lmao

>>724523906
Hey he stays aware/active, someone has to when SDN only gives us one cup of coffee a day

>>724524026
Who cares about bumping a line

Coop LIED about showing tits to a guy, that's unforgivable.

>>724523912
>>724523863
Wow that's great. Thanks guys.

>>724523959
Which is why Robert tells him he needs to find something else to be passionate about. Plus working with the Z-team is like a crash course in how more grounded people act.

>>724523986
tomboys are fucking hot and millenials and gen z were all brainwashed to like goth girls in cartoons.

>hot
western 'culture'

>>724523941
It's so rare for females are openly shown to be attracted and turned on, bring on the gaze

>>724524042
>Hey guys, it's me, Waterboy

>>724524009
I recognized Joel Haver instantly.

>>724524009
No. I did.

>>724524050
wtf i love butch lesbians now

>>724522638
He's just like me when I was finishing my doctorate, except I never got any pussy.

>>724523986
Straight tomboys in modern media can be classified as critically endangered

>goth
you dont use that word rightly inwrongly even

Didn't overwatch like perfect this sex appeal shtick from the start?
It was only after their success that the engayening happened in small chunks

>>724523906
>getting rid of the Harvard graduate
enjoy the meka stocks plummeting

>>724524108
Adam Sandler?

>>724524175
Overwatch didn't show Tracer having a wet dream wanting to bang the white straight male MC

>>724524175
You care about overwatch?

>>724524175
This is advanced sex appeal, since these girls are actively THIRSTING for your cock.

https://youtu.be/XdqCY_DBbs0?si=Ww-71X9svTFMUkaG
https://youtu.be/ILZlFRbdQTw?si=kE01YaHsDVip2Sxn
if you are confused about why people like invisigal

>I still have to read about DEI and woke in a game where a straight woman gets fucked on screen with tits and nipples visible

Don't you get tired of this dumb crusade?

>like coupe and sonar
>like waterboy and phenomaman

Its fucking bullshit that we were forced to pick between coupe and sonar but damn if theyre not already giving us hard choices

>>724524175
nigga this game isn't a hero shooter that needs to be kept alive for 10 years

>>724524050
You mean Mexican Tracer from overwatch?

>>724524227
*robert's cock

>>724522975
At some point we'll get why he's after the astral drive.
>maybe pulling a syndrome or an inverse syndrome?
>>724523741
Honestly the other tubers voices are a little less out of place compared to his.
>>724523941
>3 foot tall man choke-holding ballet assassin
Pretty interesting coupling to be honest.

>>724524047
I find int/cha seem to go hand in hand, so rather than dump into his already useful stat I started to diversify, even gave that fucker a random stat buff, but he had to go

>>724524220
>>724524226
>>724524227
Point is, it's a standard tactic to reel an audience in, only to then start adding sprinkles of woke

>>724521609 (OP)
I cut Sonar because he's probably a lot easier to track down than Coupe if anything goes wrong, but also so that Punch Up can have his black kween

>>724524262
If only we could fire the flaming faggot

>>724524257
>muttoid woman
yes ;)

What do they see in him?

>Invisigal pretends to be some dominatrix that pegs dudes and leads the relationship
>Actually just a massive sub that wants Roberto to make her goon

How can she be so good

>>724524152
Though at the same time it's the only thing that's allowed

That one let's play of 3th and 4th episode that put Invisigal sucking the thumb on the thumbnail is getting 100k views per hour.
Think on that.

>>724523194
>Sean
That motherfucker is obviously an absolute bad motherfucker.
When the hero doesn't give a fuck about being a big shot and just goes by their name they're either powerful enough to not be threatened, completely uncaring for public opinions and just want to be professional, or enough of a stand-up guy that no one would pick a beef with him.

>>724524326
I hate how he's my MVP, like after starting that fire he's literally never failed me

perverts

>>724521951
fuzzy, omniman seem too boring

>>724522005
This is some of the hottest shit I've seen animated in a vidya. It doesn't come off gross or cringe, like TLoU part 2 for example

>>724523950
>immediately jump to 6k when Laura moans
lol, pay voice actors, especially those with sexy voices.

I need Grey DeLisle do to get a role like this too....

Why is he called Punch Up?

I kept Sonar because good fucking lord I wanna keep Malevola around her healing is too good

Is nice to see Thailand doesn't just have ladyboys.
Igloo studio is in Thailand.
>Thossaporn
lel

Did you take responsibility for firing one of your friends bros?
we need a Robert Robertson edit of this

>>724521609 (OP)
It's nice to have choices that matter but narratively there's no reason I shouldn't be able to take both

>>724524398
I feel like somewhere around 60% of calls need either brains or charisma, theres very few generic beatem up ones

As a result, Sonar feels incredibly useful

>>724524403
>Only 7% of players got to hear Aaron Paul say areola
WEAKLINGS

>>724524435
because the dude's tiny so it's funny

>>724522238
Robert's? Nah, he's a super hero with the scars to prove it, and Invisigal knows he is Mechaman. It's why she can't stop staring at it. That's called hardened Chad

I think all guys fool around and do some homo stuff as a joke. but how far do you all usually go? For me, I got deep-kissed on a dare.

>>724524351
Loud and fronting massive subs are gold.

>>724523906
Coupe killed people on the job. I'd have gotten rid of them both and put Waterboy and Phenomeman.

>>724524108
>>724524129
Oh fuck he's Joel? That makes picking between him and PM way harder.

>>724524452
>thongwong
>jarukasetporn
lol

>>724524346
>hot
>cool voice
>gives it all for his dream
>as other anons have said, is basically Peter Parker with Tony Stark's suit gimmick instead of spiders
>for Blazer, whose powers come from the red jewel, he's a reflection of her own basic humanity and someone that could see her for how she really is and not the image she presents
>for Invisifal, he's someone she's attracted to physically, that ultimately has her back and believes in her being able to change for the better and she feels guilty for the whole bombing thing
But seriously, the deeper voice Aaron gives Robert is "he's literally me fr fr"-tier

>>724524435
because hes so short he literally has to punch up to hit people

and a play on words with punch down

>>724524476
A lot of them have split options. You can whack it with combat and vigor or use int and cha skills.

>>724522529
>almost leads us to believe it's another Homelander type capeshit character
>he is just a weird autistic alien who longs for feeling like he belongs
Not what I was expecting but I am willing to see where this goes.

Thanks

>>724524468
>narratively there's no reason I shouldn't be able to take both
SDN operating budget

>>724523284
You literally have it backwards. She's invisible WHEN she isn't breathing.

>>724523194
>Hellvetika
uuh? Do her words turn into real things like a sort of Green Lantern?

>>724524493
I genuinely did not see it

>>724524476
I got use outta every team member, maybe its a bit titled towards charisma. I feel like I didn't get to use brains that much

>>724524425
>Grey DeLisle
I don't think I'd be able to survive the nut

If Laura can already make me coom like this with a basic tomboy... I can only imagine what she'll do to me....

>>724522638
This right here is when I knew this is going to be one of my favorite vidya characters (besides Verso) this year. He is literally me. Love this nigga.

>>724522738
>his only and best friend
>talking shit about him
Faggot.

>>724522656
>>724522778
but P-man is a good guy too just a bit autistic, and waterboy is in a way better place than P-man right now who's ready to an hero

>>724524609
But they added another person immediately, making no change in budget.

>>724522638
He's just like /v/!

just finished episode 4 and realized I have no characters spected into INT

>>724521609 (OP)
I didn't like her in the demo but her introductory scene won me over. Literally just write the same kind of retarded shit anime girls would do and rake in the waifubux.

I fucking hate /v/eddit so much, please, whoever has played or whoever partakes in active discussion of whatever this marvel cartoon slop is, .die

>>724523016
>the side eye she gives him at the theater
Someone post it, because it is pure chair clattering material

>>724524745
kek, retarded

>>724524468
I don't think was budget, just those two were literally doing so bad one had to be cut

>>724524726
Exactly, they have enough for 8 team members

If you took on waterboy and phenomeman youd have to cut everyones pay

>>724524768
then why are you still here

>>724523372
>unfamiliar with therapy or even the concept of talking out problems with people
What kind of childhood did he had? Was it a case of people never giving him anything since he didn't look like he needed it? Why is he even helping people then? As a way to mimic what he thinks is good behaviour?

>>724523510
You think she is gonna steal one for him?

>>724524745
It's why it's hard to let the bat go. Even with his flip ability he's like the only smart person on the team. Everyone else is dumb as fuck.

>>724524496
>>724524559
That seems very mean spirited to a guy who's still above average height

>winding down after firing coop
>Thinking how I'm gonna level up the others to compensate
>Suddenly blasted with sex noises
>No headphones

>>724524791
Nah, I think BB was just being retarded, caught in her post break up mania.

>>724524745
Lol. Enjoy your three (3) mobility heroes bro

>>724524768
I never obey these posts because I say okay what games should I play and you say some gatcha slop

>the kind of porn in Dispatch universe is where female superheroes get turned into onaholes by gigantic monster villains

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH PUT ME IN THERE NOW I WANT TO WATCH REAL PORN OF BLONDE BLAZER GETTING SPITROASTED BY OGRES

>>724524768
No one cares shitskin

Reminder to Level up Flambae's Intelligence and Charm, and let his second ability to the rest of the work.

What does it mean when woman wants to suck your finger?

You did send waterboy on the solo mission to humor the brainteaser, right anon?

You did turn him into a waterman, right?

>>724521935
>>724522557

Why would her clothes turn invisible if fluids on her don't turn invisible? Fundamentality there's no difference, both are just materials touching her skin. If it's a difference in state of matter (fluid vs solid), then wouldn't you be able to see her perspiration?

>>724524897
>not sending him to guide the kaijyu

>>724524887
It means they want your baby

>>724524821
I dont think he cares

Plus hes banging Coupe so hes made it

Invisigal has cute nipples

>>724524768
valid post

After firing Sonar, there was a mission where Malevola grumbles about how he actually knew all the business guys involved and could have handled it. Then, there were some missions involving a shady org trying to kill Coupe.

If you fired her, do you still get dispatch missions where you stop them from hunting her down and killing her?

>I want you
>to feel the way I do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLF5ZbaPfss

It's really this shrimple

BBfags = R*dditors

Invisichads = 4channelers

Seriously that shrimple

>>724524823
>There was a dick in the first episode. You should have seen a sex flashbang coming

So /v/, what’s is your reaction to the knowledge that there is a legitimate chance we could get this kind of ending for Dispatch?

>>724524784
>that lip bite where she realizes somethings finally going right in her life

CUTE AND SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO

>over 50% of players traded this away for a tomboy with nose rings
Faggots, all of you.

>>724525070
I'll actually finish this game so I'm excited to see it.

no catbox with the full invisigal scene?

>>724524897
>>724524935
Both kaiju and the brain villain
He's literally the perfect counter to flambe when he eventually turns evil
imagine the reaction when he doesn't and he actually becomes a real hero

>>724525034
>he fired sonar
fag
the missions change to coupe reviving a guild of assassins

>>724525070
do not compare this movie slop to my eastern gold.
this is me eating a 1$ discount basedburger compared to a 5 course meal bro

>>724525098
She's too "modern women vague I like you but I won't tell you" for most men.

It's 2025, people don't PLAY with that vague shit anymore.

>>724524493
>Male Nudity: Complete full frontal with flopping dick and balls physics and close up shots, full-body ass shots
>Female Nudity: The edge of a nipple and an unfocused dream sex scene where most everything is so small in frame you have to get out binoculars to see anything.
>The Men: Except for Robert and Chase, every single one is written as an overly-emotional pushover who, at best is just oblivious to the world
>The Women: Everyone except Blazer is a sarcastic and sassy badass who always get the last line in a scene. ESPECIALLY if they're angry with another character. Most of them talk like men, but because it's coming from the mouths of women, it sounds ridiculous.

This definitely smells like a Critical Role production.

>>724525034
No, instead you get a mission where Coupe gets back with her old gang and you now have to send someone to find her location.

>>724525140
https://files.catbox.moe/lcsm89.webm

>>724525098
wait did she invite you to the gala or did she just keep the dress to go on a personal date?

>>724524813
hes not human

>724525165
Trying a tad to hard

>>724525098
>jew coded woman
>mutt coded woman
>only two romances
quintessential westoid

>>724525097
She's gonna have exactly ONE baby

>>724525058
both are used. You can lie to yourself but you know its true.

>>724522005
oh my

We've got a new recruit, Dis/v/atch.
Given that he has 11 points, what are his stats?

>>724525165
this is called a truth bomb

>>724525196
kept the dress

>>724525097
Anon, that's a guilty lip bite. She knows she doesn't deserve this after bombing mechaman.

>>724523992
isn't he an accomplished hero?

>>724525224
I was personally offended that I couldn't bail on both these roasties

>>724525098
>nerfed hair
>nerfed height
>nerfed muscles
>nerfed TITS

She dupes you with an ideal person BLONDE BLAZER ISNT EVEN BLONDE

>>724525225
one plus eleven

>>724525259
>Worse than waterboy
Prism your going on a mission with him and waterboy because fuck you

>>724525098
What was the actual split for players choosing BB/Invisigal? This is literally the single most important choice in the game thus far.

Why does she bite her lip so much?

>>724525194
thanks brother

>>724525319
>ISN'T EVEN BLONDE
hot

Bros this shit was cute as fuck

Did the straight sex romance options save this game for /v/?

>>724525342
just finished 10 min ago, it showed 64% invis (the patrician choice)

>>724525365
She's secretly a coomer

>>724525259
i cant run good
never been in a fight before
not charismatic at all
college dropout
0 on all fields

>>724521609 (OP)
I deleted my save when I realized that invisigal was actually Laura Bailey, totally thought she was BB at first.

I gotta be nice to Invisibitch now

>>724525406
>It's still a video game
NO

The Sonar/Coupe choice is so fucking forced. There's plenty of reason to give any of these characters the boot, but doing so under wish-washy leaderboard shit is the worst way to go about it especially when it seemed like we were finally making a breakthrough.

Blazerfags have gotten one areola peek so far while Invisichads have gotten an entire sex scene

Lets see how this plays out

>>724525365
women in heat do that

>>724524887
She's showing what she wants to do to your dick. It's more effort and more personal than simply sticking your penis in a vagina.

Also real question, does Invisibitch have a bush or not?

>>724525098
>Be her
>Decide to go all in on poor boy iron man after he blows up
>personally recruit him to work under you
>break up with superman to date him
>have a wardrobe malfunction in front of him
>he stands you up for a movie date with the villainess who said don't ask questions and then repeatedly deliberately fucked up several rescue calls
being blonde blazer is suffering

>>724525259
1 in everything but int of course

>>724525472
Welcome to real life anon.

>>724525365
shes one of us

>>724524346
His body and scars are obviously a turn on for Visi. She fesses up to her wet dream while he's removing glass from his chest shirtless. Throw in someone who give her encouragement and validation on top and there you go. As for BB I think a huge part of it is just being a guy with some emotional intelligence as a contrast with Phenomaman. Most of your interactions with her are about your ability and willingness to read her unspoken social cues. Plus you are a superhero with a fifteen year track record, which has to be a big green character flag for someone who themselves has committed to being a superheroine.

>>724525421
Okay but we gotta admit he has been killing it as Robert. An actual honest performance.

>>724522005
>expect the whole sequence to be a flashback of her fucking her ex
>Rob shows up
>it's a damn wet dream of him fucking her

Ok, they got me good.

>>724525097
gallons of Robert's semen in her tummy will make her even happier

>>724525421
He was alright in that Westworld show.

>>724525472
Wait do anons actually like coupe, the black lady? I've seen a pretty even split on who got cut
How did they do it?

>>724524403
i was not gonna tell omniman that i kissed her GF

How does he do it?

>>724525516
>hfw Robert pushing himself all the way inside her, making her feel every pulse of hot sperm rushing into her womb, instantly getting her pregnant.

this shit releasing weekly and being able to discuss it with the /v/bros is the best thing to happen all year

>>724525516
A bomb?!

>>724525098
Invis had more scenes showing personality and showed active interest in Robert. We don't see much from Blazer before the decision besides the fact that she wants to do good and help people. We get more from Blazer on the personality side from the Deluxe Edition comic and the dinner date scene, both of which you wouldn't get access to until after making the decision. It's easy to see why people would so heavily favor one over the other; what's interesting though is that Blazer is the default time-out option though.

Why are women such perverts?...

>>724525516
I mean it's possible, but I don't know why Thunderstruck didn't recognize her given that he clearly is working with Shroud. I feel like he'd have mentioned something about her when they were fighting.

>>724525613
I told him when I picked BB
and didn't when I picked Invisigal

>>724525580
i genuinely wish i didnt look up who voiced him. I somehow couldnt realize it was him but now i just hear Jesse.

>>724525489
She hasn't sealed the deal yet anon don't get cocky.
She keeps dropping the fucking spaghetti

>>724525605
Coupe is competent, and her voice actress isn't a youtuber.

Blonde Blazer
>missionary only

Invisigal
>dog style
>hair pulling
>neck chokes
>tongue fucking
>deep throat
>consensual non-consensual

BBchuds can have their stale white bread I'm going all in on tortilla

>>724525605
>Black
>Hot
>Professional
>Likes our jokes
>Hot
>Great stats

Shes a keeper

>>724525575
I think BB is also attracted to the fact he is a normal man who tries his best to keep up with people who have God like powers.

>>724525605
She was my most sent hero in two different dispatch.
She is a bad person, what's with the killing, but that's why she needs fixing.

>>724525472
Yeah Blonde Blazer is such a corporate hack I don't know how anyone can like her

>>724525524
Everything about her is too good to be true, she probably is not even a real blonde

>>724525670
Early BB Jesse or late BB + EC Jesse?

>My name is Robert Robertson
>Some people used to call me Mecha Man…

>>724525656
honestly its cute and hot when they do it so its fine by me

Am I reddit for laughing my ass off as Waterboy splattering the toilet with his guts while Invisigal was trying to hit on us?

The issue is that BB peaked at the end of the first ep. Eps 2, 3 and 4 all had way more Invisigal content and build up with Robert.

>>724525750
/v/ got their Goose counterpart

>>724524745
HA.

>>724525723
She’s not

>>724525775
>YOU RUINED THIS FOR ME

>>724525775
yes, you are

>>724525736
late BB. I at least remember his voice not being as depressed as Roberts during the early seasons, except when hes yelling.

BB still hasn't made a single move that can't simply be categorized as
>she's just being friendly
Yes, even the kiss. Yes, even the nip slip.
Yes, even the dinner date.

>>724525775
Nigga was trying to waffle stomp spaghetti, he's /v/ incarnate

>>724525472
I wish you could've had a chat with them before you cut one, like
>Why do you want to be a hero?
Closest answer to "I want to help people" make the team

>>724525790
What about Jason Duval in GTA 6?

>>724525165
huh. never thought about that

>>724525259
Professional shitposter.
8 in charisma, 0 in intelligence, 1 in everything else.

You guys reckon we'll get a season 2? Game seems to be a massive success and I love this setting, its like if Invincible wasn't so grim

>>724525750
>So what do you do?
>........................................................................................................................................................................................................I drive (a giant robot).

>>724525775
theres nothing actually wrong from being reddit from time to time

I just realized...
That's it

Next week and it's over, this shit is too fucking short.

>>724525951
Don't smile because it's over. Cry because it happened.

I’m surprised more people aren’t hanging on this line. She was 100% gonna jump Robert’s bones in that restroom if they weren’t interrupted

>Robert and Invisigal both like Sour Patch Kids (goated candy btw)
>sour, sweet, then they're gone
>this is literally describing Invisigal (mean, then kind, then disappears to her safety her powers give her)
I see what you were doing notTelltale

>>724525951
Two more weeks

>>724525951
2 more weeks. Unironically, though.

>>724525567
Part of the problem is they refill the position almost immediately with the Janitor and autistic-Superman. Like what was the point of kicking them at all.

>>724525750
Once I saw the leaks I knew Goose posting was inevitable.

>>724525951
>>724525979
Cry because it's going to happen again

>>724525951
anon theres 2 more weeks not just 1.

>black
>ho-
shalom

>>724525924
yeah, but it'll probably be in a different city

>>724522005
I haven't had sex in 15 years...

>>724525951
Ackchyually, it'll be two more weeks. Episodes 5/6 on November 6 and Episodes 7/8 on November 12

>>724525951
>next week and its over

anon, we're only halfway, its 2 more weeks

>>724525924
sure but not with the same protagonist, i want stuff to actually matter unlike old telltale

>>724525990
>waterboy doesn't even question that she is on the mans bathroom he just feels bad for ruining the moment

How did she go from this to wanting to get impregnated?

Why couldn't I fire the jewish golem? Why was i forced to pick two of the people I actually use on missions, wtf?

>>724526039
>Anons only 20
OH MY GOD

>>724525875
Unironically THIS. Blondie kind of treats Robert as his male best friend/gay best friend type vibe.

A little over stepping boundaries, but also no concrete evidence that she's really REALLY into you

>>724525663
He called her by her villain name, anon, during the donut fight

>>724525787
I was ready to go all in on BB when I saw the trailer but then
>the kiss choice is right when they are both drunk after their first meeting
No way it could go through
>she has a BF
then
>his BF is a good person, just odd and a potential world-mine, I need to be there for him
And Invisigal was an unexpected surprise that I enjoyed.

>>724526079
>not understanding she was clearly already attracted to him at this point

>>724525924
I'm vaguely aware of the leaks so I assume this shit needs a completely new plot for a season 2.

>>724522160
>Umm yeah I'm gonna just cut someone from the Z team!
>Why?
>So they know it's serious!
>Okay but they're like actual criminals trying to reform, you're taking away their job, what do you think will happen?
>Ugh Rooooooobert!
And lo and behold, what happens?!

>>724526079
>help her beat the shit out of Meganigger
>get laid
It's that easy.

>>724526079
>Invisigal will remember that
No the fuck she won't lol

>>724526104
>inb4 fags get pulled into an HR meeting in part 5

>>724526079
She had a soft spot for Bobert since the start. She only got pissed at him because he rightfully dressed her down for fucking up the mission

>>724526079
>forgot the doughnut

shes been wanting robertcock since she laid eyes on him

>>724524503
thread moving so fast no one realizes this anon is a flaming faggot

>>724525929
"How do you do, fellow 4Chaners!"

>>724525575
I also think BB has genuine admiration for mechaman since he was a true independent superhero not affiliated with a big corporation. She seemed shocked that he basically bankrupted himself to keep the suit running.

>>724526104
Ok, but if you pick the Blazer date you can kiss her again

>>724526115
They really kneecap Blonde Blazer to kind of steer players towards Invisi. Makes me wonder why they even bothered with having two love interest if they very much want you to go with one over the other.

>Nut inside Invisibitch
>She goes invisible and you see your spunk floating in mid-air
>Visibly see it inside her cervix

>>724525997
Kinda how like the Lt. Dan reference isn't about him losing his legs, but because both their fathers and grandfathers have a long legacy of dying in battle.

>>724526106
Yeah because they only just rebranded her.

>>724526190
Women kiss their best friend/gay best friend all the time. Not even a handjob, or vaginal, or even anal is enough to "seal the deal"

>>724525406
>save
I was inclined to like it anyway, but it has been a huge positive surprise. So much sex/romance oriented game stuff is either just mindless porn or clearly LGBT stuff. Having a game in 2025 be about straight adult romance so sucessfully is extremely appealing.

>le sexual harassment in le work place is only good if you're a horny woman

You can't make this shit up.

>>724526140
>team begin fucking eachother over to not be in last place
>nukes call success rate
>afterwards people are angry and just refuse to even go on jobs
>youre also a man down for a shift

We got fucked by corporate bullshit

>>724525524
I just don't like the fact that she's rebounding off discount superman so early, makes it feel forced, Invisigal just feels better thematically.

OH NO NO NO BLAZER SISTERS DON'T OPEN THIS

>no threesome option
>no the girls bonding and talking while licking Robert's balls

>>724526261
Its ok as long as the harasser is attractive

>>724526079
its because of this that she likes him
i do find weird that sonar pick up that Rob is meka man from this i feel like it should have been anyone but him in this scene

>>724526194
>Makes you fire one team member who both perform pretty solidly
Funny enough they could have saved her by having sonar and coupe just fuck up constantly instead of locking in before that

>>724526261
if youre a woman and if the male is into it*

>>724526195
Imagine

>>724526294
>blue cape
Clearly ai

>>724526261
not even the worst part

>>724526217
ohhhh

>>724526217
The point is he recognized a F lister villain who no one knows, my dude.

>>724526294
wait is this how robert's computer is hacked in episode 4 if you fire coupe?

Holy crap, is there ANYONE on this thread that's not paid by AdHoc studios to shill this game?

>>724526294
this is fake btw

>>724526365
No, clearly it's punch up fucking him over.

>Hi I am John Dispatch and I will be your dispatcher today
>Instantly analyses the talents of his roster and identifies what jobs make them shine
>Never failed a call in his life
>Climbs to the top of SDN ladder in a month
>Nobody knows his real name

>>724526264
Nah, this was entirely BB's call. Robert can even question her and she can even question her confidence for this decision, meaning it wasn't from someone higher up. It was HER fucking over Robert and Z-Team. Invisabros just can't stop winning.

>>724526382
....no...
I never wanted you to find out this way anon...

>>724526294
>Blonde Blazer wanted Phenomaman to do this to her IRL which is why she only broke up when he won't
another point on why BB is shit

>won over /v/
How did they do it?

If the game was based and let you cut anyone from the team, who would (you) have cut?

Flambae ofc.

>>724526382
me, im doing it for free
would accept it as a job though

>>724526382
I was playing this game with my gf, and visi's scene made her horny

>>724526382
Anon... We delivered your paycheck to the mail a week before the game unlocked on Steam...

>>724526312
>If you cut Sonar from the team he now has ammo to go after you as a villain

>>724526261
makes me want to minecraft women it's so tiring when it happens I don't care what you look like

>>724526431
Golem, easy
Punch up and the devil can cover for the defense void

>>724526431
flambae's hero lesson ability is fucking busted. I'd probably cut punch up

>>724526294
I'm cucking her too.

>>724526431
the midget

>>724526431
Golem

no personality and he keeps fucking bumping into me

>>724526320
Yeah that would've been a better route. Flambae literally sets a building on fire and ditches, but since he bafflingly at the top of the leaderboards, he's still in the program. Meanwhile the worst you get from Sonar or Coupe is that one is a Cryptobro and the other may have killed people.

>>724524346
He's literally "I need to fix him" for women. Not to mention having batman skills outside his suit and having the legacy of the most popular superhero for decades.

>>724521951
i'm trying to fuck his ex so it would be awkward for me having him around

Drama thread

How long are we going to have to deal with comic/adjacent media chasing the “le super heroes but with real life problems like swearing and sex cuz SUBVERSION” trend because I’m already over it.

>>724526182
she smashed the doughnut on your keyboard

>>724526505
>since he bafflingly at the top of the leaderboards
Punch-Up brings this up, he says its very odd how Flambae seems to have such a high rate of fire extinguishing jobs under his belt

He intentionally starts fires around the city and then puts them out to inflate his score

>>724526529
There's nothing to fix
he's just focused, ironically he's the one fixing women.

oh for fucks sake

>>724526195
Her phone went invisible with her at the end of ep3, so who the fuck knows how it works
>>724526431
punch up, he seems to be the least developed as a character

>>724526382
>properly capitalizing the name
the ol reverse psychology

>>724526564
>cp

nigga

>>724526569
>“le super heroes but with real life problems like swearing and sex cuz SUBVERSION”
Marvel Comics has always been this and any comic that isn't marvel or dc is also this and half of dc is also this now.

We have the “this post violates us law” option for a reason, Gook Moot. Do something with it

>>724526569
We need more Superhero Dating sim.
I'm still mad this never got a sequel.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449510/Henchman_Story/

>>724526586
>Nihilist with a death wish
>daddy issues
>scars all over his body from fighting alone for years
>bankrupted himself focusing on his mission
>loner, pushing away people before he got put on the job
>sarcastic wit
>extremely fit in order to keep up with superheroes with actual powers

He's literally a dream man for most women.

>>724526431
I would have cut malevola. I want to see what Sonar can do when he isn't held back by his NA sponsor. I want full coke-mode batgod.

>>724526619
>properly capitalizing the name
Hey, Einstein, I literally copy and pasted the name of the dev from Google search because I didn't know. Are you professional retard or just a gifted amateur?

>>724522975
who?
next drop will be my wedding with invisigal

>>724526294
Confirmed fake for multiple reasons btw. Ex. Phenomaman admiting he hadn't boned BB in his depressed state. Colors not matching such as the cape and BB's hair not really being blonde. This is basically someone dressing up as a Superhero for gooner profit.
Invisabro btw
>>724526431
Punch Up. Prism and Golem are both better at what he can do, and Mal is a better generalist.

>Invisgal has a single sex dream involving Robert
>follows him around the next day glaring at him
She has a weird way of flirting.

>>724526073
He probably wanted to listen.

Goddamn nonce this is the fourth time I have to clean my cache.

I've noticed an influx of CP on 4chan recently, all of it trying to derail or nuke threads with one or two words.
Why did it spike during October, of all things?

>>724526726
She is trying to push him away and he won't budge. He actually gives her a chance.

>>724526418
I genuinely believe that at this point especially with how many fake ass threads have been thrown up today alone.

>>724526726
She's envisioning him as his husband, and what it'll be like to have him around all the time.

>Invisigal suspiciously doesn't get off clock knowing Robert would see her out of reach, track her down, and talk to her like he did before
>she conveniently goes to a movie and talks about how she wanted to eat snacks and shit trying to get him interested
>If you pick her, she looks really happy
>If you pick Blonde Blazer's date instead, she looks really sad and disappointed
Damn. She really did all that because she wanted Robert to choose her and go to the movies with her, huh? Kind makes me feel bad picking Blazer

Decided to buy/play this on a whim cause I loved BTTF and Sam & Max. Glad I did.
Now gonna avoid the threads to avoid the datamined spoilers lol

retard here

what does "SDN" stand for?

>>724526461
Yeah. I believe that.

>>724526768
You don't know?
We all got paid, they're actually taking all of us and our girlfriends on a trip to Disney world next next week when all episodes are released.

>>724526801
Suck Deez Nutz

>>724526801
Superhero Dispatch Network. You're welcome for the spoonfeeding, use google next time.

>>724526801
Superhero Dispatch Network

>>724526801
Superhero Dispatch Network

>>724526801
Sick Dunk on Niggers

>>724526801
Senior Dementia Nurses

>>724526194
I am still gonna go with her next route

>>724526431
Malevola, she just doesn't stand out, when her mobility should have been greater given the portal power.

>>724526780
>she looks really sad and disappointed
Oh, I want to see that but, then I would have to replay the whole chunk and replay it again.

>>724524314
I cut sonar just so i wouldn't have to manage him switching between forms

>>724526801
Superhero dispatch network i'd guess.

>>724526194
Because 1&2 were really pro BB aside from the Phenomaman reveal right at the end. From a pacing and drama standpoint I expect Visi to go off the rails and Blazer to shine in the next two.

>>724526801
Shroud Dick Niggers

>Fought for Robert to be exclusively straight

Apologize. BITCH

thread deserves it hero antishill

>>724526952
He unironically should fuck Waterboy, or flambae.
Flambae is a bottom btw, and Robert would be an abuse top.

>>724526952
apologize for what? ive never had an issue with aaron paul

>>724526801
semen denying neighborhood

>>724526431
I don't want to cut anyone

>>724526952
That explains the weird sexual tension during Waterboy's intro.

>>724523191
Pretty much

>>724526952
A-Aaron-sama.... I kneel...

>>724527020
I like this one

>>724525684
>he thinks BB isn't kinkier than invis
>he thinks BB doesn't put on and take off the necklace depending on how she's feeling that day, effectively 2Xing the number of positions

how many waterboys would it take to defeat Phenomeman

>>724523427
She likes some push back which is what Robert brings. Blonde Blazer is straight up into you

>even xQc is shilling the game
Pack it up, Dispatch already won the mass appeal

>>724527061
if she was kinky whyd she date the guy with no cock

>>724527106
Blonde Balzer isn't "straight up into you" she's doing that american white women bullshit "i'm making a move, now you take the lead" bullshit

>>724526993
i had honestly accepted that flambae was going to be the fag option before release happy and surprised that it didn't actually happen

>>724525165
How much faggotry does this game contain?

>>724526952
Where did he say that?

>>724526952
He should do more VA work.

>>724527151
we don't know what he actually has could be tentacles could be some weird appendage or god forbid a cloaca

Will she ever reveal WHY she even dated him in the first place?

Because she's vapid and shallow until she tell me why.

>>724525583
Westslop has conditioned us to expect cuckshit unfortunately

>>724527265
He actually has a Massive cock, like thicc woman thighs thick.

>>724526758
The site that hacked us a bit ago is trying to finish the job.. something jack party?
It's a raid, it's literally not anything about the game
There's this weird mindset spergs have about CP
>It's not for me! It's so I can shut down a 20 year old message board!

>>724527234
See what? The outline of a nipple 30 feet away?

>>724527234
Don't shame me, I need my invisagoon. Plus, it's obvious she's best girl.

>>724527319
phenomenal dick

>>724527234
heh 69

>>724525194
lickable tomboy nipples

Designated comfy thread
>>724527201

>>724527189
they show the cock of a dude that melts his clothes
fist bump with a guy while pissing
a dude kisses you if you tell him you kissed his ex GF or that same dude hugs you after you shower(he still has his clothes on) thats about it

>>724526726
The average female creature

>>724527483
lol the west is so gay no wonder jewtubers shill this so hard

>>724522005
Fuck, I'm so hard rn

>>724527319
Hero worship probably. "Superman" walks up to you at first meeting and says you're beautiful and wants to be in a relationship with you. She probably got caught up in the moment and it was too awkward to back out once she knew what he was like personally.

>>724521609 (OP)
Wow. Prism's voice actress is terrible.

>>724525924
Critical Role is supposed to be doing a related animated series for it at some point

>>724527189
Too much. I'm not even against male nudity, but I'd like it to be equal for the sake of fairness.

>>724526952
sorry about the YO XBOX FIND ME A JOB threads robert

>>724527067
You could create a pissnado with a few hundreds of them, phenomeman can fly away from it if he wants to

>>724526952
@grok is this true?????

>>724525265
yeah, seems specifically slanted. Maybe to avoid "controversy"

>Robert gives a big speech about how this is everyone's second chance
>I do a perfect dispatch
>Still have to cut someone who was doing their best
:(

>>724526447
I would very much believe anything besides you makes your girlfriend horny.

>>724528369
Her hands on my dick right now, but hey, you be you, type the things that make you happy and shit

>>724526725
Punch up exists to be the ultimate partner to malevola/waterboy. He doesn't lose stats on injury, so sending him with waterboy isn't a bummer like everyone else. Plus afterwards he can go with malevola to give her free stats from her heal.

>>724526336
Would your wiener just disappear when you put it inside? Or would it just sort be there floating pressing against invisible forces?

I mean, they're not even consistent with it in the games when she can make her clothes invisible, but not the blood she gets on her face.

>>724528429
Aw. Poor innocent soul got butthurt on 4Chan. Don't worry, buddy. Somebody will believe your "my girlfriend from Canada" stories.

>>724527265
We do know that whatever he has didn't allow for any sort of intimacy outside of kissing and hugging which he considers making love.

>>724527617
I'd say it doesn't even have to be hero worship. The most famous hero/celebrity on earth wants to date you. It's like Taylor Swift or prime Brad Pitt randomly, yet genuinely, asking to grab dinner with you. Realistically, who would decline?

>>724525875
>>724526104
>>724526190
>>724526168
>Invisigirl not even touching your hand is is more than enough
>But kissing BB and her kissing you back/openly reciprocating is not
Make it make sense. I know the sex scene was hot as fuck but you retards need to start thinking straight again.
The girl literally dumped superman to date (you). Sure their relationship was going nowhere and wasn't going to last long anyways, but she hurried to end things with him precisely because she wants to go after (you).
Invisigirl hasn't given us anything near as solid so far.

>>724527382
you havent watched the scene, you see way more than an outline

That beginning dispatch on Chapter 4 fucking raped me.